energy drinks thread

[stark pawn]

DIET PEPSI BELOVED

MMM ASPARTAME

[fervent furnace]

Oh yes diet sodas 🤌

[tawny shuttle]

DIET DR PEPPER, 23 FLAVO OF LOV

[stark pawn]

when my Ed is bad I will go to DQ at lunch and get a bucket of diet Pepsi it's not healthy at all but damn if it don't taste good 😭

[fervent furnace]

a B U C K E T

[stark pawn]

YES LIKE THOSE HUGE ONES FROM MCDINALDS

[fervent furnace]

It sure tastes good tho

[tawny shuttle]

Wait, what does the bucket come with?

[stark pawn]

it's just a giant cup

[tawny shuttle]

I have never personally ate at Dairy Queen besides getting there really delicious cake for a special occasions n stuff.

[stark pawn]

like bigger than usual

think those giant McDonald's cups

during dollar drink days

[low prawn]

you guys gotta try this

[stark pawn]

I had a bucket of coke once and literally started shaking

[stark pawn]

honestly I like their food more than their ice cream but their cakes r fucking solid

[tawny shuttle]

No joke.

Instead of getting regular birthday cakes, I just usually go there because they have everything that you need.

Heck, even the number candles.

It's such a unique concept.

[low prawn]

this actually exists i think

i saw it somewhere but now i cant find it

[fervent furnace]

wh

What tf is that

OH I SEEE

😭

[stark pawn]

MMMNO

[fervent furnace]

GAAAAAHHHHHH

[low prawn]

😢

[tawny shuttle]

Wait, what is that thing on the left?

[low prawn]

its like

a baby bottle adaptor thingy

[fervent furnace]

baby bottle cap basically

[low prawn]

and theres one somewhere that you can put onto drink cans

[tawny shuttle]

OHHHHHH

I didn't even know that they made those.

[low prawn]

i want one

[tawny shuttle]

The only thing that I want to use to drink out of is a crazy straw.

They are a tad bit silly, a tad bit goofy.

[low prawn]

those straws are so crazy

[tawny shuttle]

they r loco

[tawny shuttle]

real

[low prawn]

sily lgbts

[tawny shuttle]

Energy drinks are for the lgbts!

[low prawn]

i am gatekeeping energy drinks

only for ltgbaufn+

[hushed stream]

bob ross energy drink

slays

[ionic dune]

had two of those last night and a peace red bull and started visibly shaking

PEACH

[low prawn]

do i pull an all nighter and get an energy drink to stay alive or sleep

[fervent furnace]

sleep

[low prawn]

but i might wake up at 4pm

[fervent furnace]

If you pull an all-nighter you’re even more likely to wake up at 4 pm

[low prawn]

that is UNTRUE!!!

pulling all nighters statistically help me fix my sleep schedule a little

[fervent furnace]

Hmm I guess it’s

About 2:30 where you are, if my math is right

[low prawn]

yes !!

[quaint pine]

apparently red bull is banned in france because of some study in which rats were given taurine and went absolutely bonkers because of it

if i'm rembering right

would anyone happen to know about any of that

[rich wasp]

crash bandicoot flavor?

[rich wasp]

yes because rats = humans

[rich wasp]

kinda tastes like medicine

dayquil

ok now that i've taken more than 1 sip

it's pretty good

[vestal prawn]

question for my fellow energy drink consumers in your opinion what is the worst monster flavor

for me it is watermelon

[rich wasp]

the one grey and black one

let me find it

zero ultra

everyone thinks it's good but it tastes like cigarettes

[tawny shuttle]

GUYSSSS

SUGUAR FREE RED BALL

[spring jay]

Coconut?

[tawny shuttle]

Yeeeeee

[spring jay]

Those look awfully familiar ngl

I’ve probably seen em before

[tawny shuttle]

Yeah, there was a regular coconut berry variant and it just barely got turned into a diet one!

[spring jay]

I need to hardwire my brain into consuming less caffeine so honestly. This may be into something

[hushed stream]

i fucking hate assault

i feel like it's supposed 2 b coke flavor or sumn i cant tell

i just hate it

[tawny shuttle]

I feel like this may be controversial, but the original Green monster does absolutely nothing for me.

[hushed stream]

respectable response

[tawny shuttle]

I outright avoid drinks that have real sugar and if I wanted to drink the tangerine flavor, there can only one.

The white ultra.

[hushed stream]

it tastes like battery acid imo but it's still my fav

ultra zero is basically the og flavor but like, zero sugar from my understanding

oh yeah, dreamcicle is the second worst

it just tastes downrite gross idk why

[spring jay]

Eh that’s understandable, out of all of em I’d say it’s the most artificial tasting one

It reminded me of my friends orange flavored adderall for some reason

[ionic dune]

actually let me thjnk about this and i’ll get back to you

off the bat what comes to mind is most of the juice ones, they have this like slight pineapple taste that i despise

funny enough my last google search was caffeine overdose symptoms

after my research i can firmly say that khaotic is the worst flavor it tastes bad i really don’t like it, also not a fan of un carbonated monster drinks

[tawny shuttle]

I wish that they would bring back some of the teas that they had.

There was this really delicious green tea one that was a low calorie and non-carbonated.

It was so good.

:((

[tulip hare]

i really hate original and assault tastes like the original but worse so i think assault is my least favorite

or the pinapple one it tastes like pee

[ionic dune]

i adore the original one so much

delicious

i keep buying the apex collab ones for my little bro who plays

[tawny shuttle]

That is so based.

[ionic dune]

love my little fella id do anything for him

i get a good drink he gets in game or shit or something we both win

[stark pawn]

ok ppl r gonna skewer me for this but I despise pacific punch

[stark pawn]

the juice ones are groastus I hate

I only rllt drink the zero sugar monsters

they wreak much less havoc on my stomach

[tawny shuttle]

They're honestly the best.

[stark pawn]

but I like khaotic the newer one not khaos

wait no

the other one

papillion

that's the only punch monster I like

[stark pawn]

right?

thoughts on the water melon one

[tawny shuttle]

I can only drink the watermelon ones during the summer.

I have to be in the mood for it.

[stark pawn]

understandable

[tulip hare]

interesting that u dislike khaotic cause i always thought that one tasted like fruit version of original monster

[ionic dune]

idk something about it is a little gross

i like the mango juice kne and the aussie lemonade (dunno if that counts) but i’m not too big a fan of other juices

i’m going to say it

pipeline punch is not good

[tulip hare]

WOAAAAAHHHHH………….

[tawny shuttle]

I wish that the mango loco had a zero variant.

:((

I remember drinking it two times and I really loved it.

[tulip hare]

wb ultra mango

[tawny shuttle]

That one is really good, but it's carbonated!

:((

[low prawn]

i cant believe i have college today!!!!!!! fuck this shit!!!

i gotta like

[stark pawn]

drink the sludge

[low prawn]

inject monster into my bloodstream to stay awake

[stark pawn]

Drink the sludge

[low prawn]

the sludgem

[stark pawn]

I have sludge for tmr

white sludge

thank god

[low prawn]

😨😨😨

[stark pawn]

Ultra Zero is that what it is called??? The white monster

[low prawn]

idk im illiterate 😈

[stark pawn]

same 🐍‼️

[fervent furnace]

KILL

[hushed stream]

so true

[tawny shuttle]

Based!

[low prawn]

idk which thread to post this in because it heavily falls into 2 catagories so its going in both

[low prawn]

funny thing is its called pipeline punch

[rich wasp]

this flavor tastes like fermented herring dipped in cat piss

[spring jay]

Reigns are good actually

Finally a source for 300mg caffeine that isn’t bang

[rich wasp]

gfuel cans are also very good

0 calories if you care about that too

[spring jay]

200 cal is sorta a limit for me on drinks depending what/how much of something tbh, also depends rlly if I ate anything that day or anything idk

Calories in drinks r weird like that cause you just end up pissing em anyway

Like uh. That 700+ cal eggnog I saw earlier in here is fucking insane

[tawny shuttle]

Yeeeeeee

That's what I usually drink from time to time.

They have some pretty solid flavors.

[zenith bobcat]

Orange Dreamsicle

Is absolutely GOATD

I don’t consume sugar much outside of fruit and chocolate so sugar hurts my tummy

So I usually go to reign & bang

they are so yummy I wish there was non caffeinated versions for when I don’t feel like drinking energy drinks

Y’all ever try these

Only a dollar

[low prawn]

that looks lethal

[zenith bobcat]

It has same amount as a monster but it’s a dollar

I drink the low carb version occasionally though relative to the abundance of other drinks it is #rare

[low prawn]

it still looks like it could knock out an elephant

[tawny shuttle]

WHAT THE HECK

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THOSE BEFORE

I HAVE TO GET MY HANDS ON ONE

[zenith bobcat]

Comes in fruit punch & low carb

It’s not GREAT but it is a dollar, and that is great

[tawny shuttle]

This is slightly unrelated to this chat, but Arizona sticking to their guns and fighting to keep their product 99 cents is admirable.

Even with inflation.

[spring jay]

The fact that there’s a medicine/prescription symbol on this makes me feel like I need to consume it

It has to b good for me it’s medication

[mellow garnet]

fuck u (milks ur energy chat)

[low prawn]

😢😢

[tawny shuttle]

:(((

[low prawn]

i want an energy drink cuz itll clearly fix my cold

[tawny shuttle]

It is the cure to the common cold and the flu.

I really want an energy drink right now, but I'm fasting.

:((

[low prawn]

i want one of those like

[vital gorge]

@low prawn has leveled up! (3 ➜ 4)

[low prawn]

cheap ones

[low prawn]

SHUT UP!!!!

or a tenzing

the blackberry flavour is so good

[tawny shuttle]

I have one in the fridge that is a cherry limeade energy drink.

I'm going to put that thing on ice and chug it so fast.

[low prawn]

😭

ur making me consider the ice cold various types of alchohol i have in the fridge rn

i kinda want baileys

[bold sundial]

Went to the grocery store to get coffee and milk… but we’re gonna kick off with this now

[ionic dune]

i have yet to try a c4 but i was thinking of picking one up soon

[bold sundial]

They’re solid 👍

This skittles flavor just tastes like an otter pop though 🤔

[ionic dune]

i’ll probably get some random flavor they have and not something branded cuz the idea of a skittles energy drink makes my stomach turn

[bold sundial]

Yeah, C4’s candy flavor emulation is not impressive to me anyway. Ghost is doing it much better.

[ionic dune]

i feel like there’s a fine line between too much sugar in a candy drink and just the right amount, i’ll pick one up tho and see how they are

[vestal prawn]

Bro someone bought that for me today

[hushed stream]

c4 caused quite the ruckus 4 me

[rich wasp]

got c4

good

[low prawn]

geeked off the yipper

[vestal prawn]

Yo I also have a c4

[vital gorge]

@vestal prawn has leveled up! (18 ➜ 19)

[vestal prawn]

okay bot

[rich wasp]

it was pretty good

it literally tasted like every skittles flavor melted down

[low prawn]

i have c4 except its the explosive

[rich wasp]

pics or that's not true

[tawny shuttle]

tea playing csgo

[rich wasp]

[stark pawn]

oh my I want it

[low prawn]

i wonder what it tastes like

and what the textures like

because c4 is a putty

man! c4 is so versatile! it can be made into any shape and can be made to look like regular objects! i hope nobody uses it to take down the government or anything!

[tulip hare]

the lemon one

[low prawn]

all of them combined

[raven musk]

Which ones are the good ones broes

[hushed stream]

i need 2 start trying gfuel

i only had the sonic 1

it was Not great

[rich wasp]

try the tetris one

its really good

[hushed stream]

i'll c if i can find it

i keep seeing the pewdiepie drink as well is that any good

[rich wasp]

its aight

i prefer tetris tho

[low prawn]

cum flavour monster

[hushed stream]

have any idea what flavor the tetris drink is

[low prawn]

tetris flavour

[rich wasp]

cant really explain it

its just good

like not too sweet

[hushed stream]

i'll c 4 myself then teehee

[tawny shuttle]

That strawberry one looks so freaking good!

[spring jay]

Ok these hit p nicely

[hushed stream]

tried the tetris gfuel

it's alright

tastes like watered down watermelon

also got me sum rockstar ^_^

[spring jay]

Rockstars give me heartburn compared to other energy drinks n idk why

[hushed stream]

i'm pretty sure there's a shit ton of sugar in them

plus some r supposed 2 b sour

[low prawn]

:3

[low prawn]

gluggugugu

[tawny shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-energy-monster-monster-energy-pipeline-punch-pipeline-punch-energy-drink-gif-25690816

pipeline punch my beloved

[rich wasp]

yes

[hushed stream]

got a bunch of ultra zero 2day

[stark pawn]

where TF can I get The g fuel Tetris drink .

I need

[stark pawn]

yummy

[hushed stream]

saw it at sully's if u have a local 1

[honest nest]

is coffee an energy drink

it's:
✅ a beverage
✅ caffeinated

[rich wasp]

yes

[spring jay]

They r at target apparently

You just gotta look on the like. Nooks n crannies of the energy drink area

[rich wasp]

i get them from my local gas station

[low prawn]

had me one of those ones that feel like theyre infused with ketamine and estrogen

[honest nest]

poll: is red bull good or bad

[spring jay]

It’s alright but not my fave I mean

I’ll take it over bang lmao

[spring jay]

https://tenor.com/view/bling-blingbling-sparkle-sparkling-all-that-sparkles-gif-5269897

[stark pawn]

no target here </3

[tawny shuttle]

that freaking suxs

:((

[spring jay]

Ok listen for y’all who want to stop drinking energy drinks (or drink less of em in general) and need a replacement just do yourself a favor n cap these

https://images.costco-static.com/ImageDelivery/imageService?profileId=12026540&imageId=4165758-847__1&recipeName=350

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

Costco_image.png

Anyway they have these where I work and I know for a fact I’m gonna make the mistake of having one every day

[fervent furnace]

Dunaaaaa

[stark pawn]

that looks kinda bomb

[rich wasp]

you already know

[stark pawn]

mmmmmyyyy essss

[vestal prawn]

New Red Bull flavor 😳

[spring jay]

Fig apple???

https://tenor.com/view/drake-confused-face-what-wait-gif-24734187

[vestal prawn]

Pretty good tbh

[tawny shuttle]

This is kind of embarrassing, for quite a long time.

I didn't even know that a fig was fruit.

[fervent furnace]

What did you think it was?

[tawny shuttle]

I didn't even know that it existed.

[rich wasp]

i didn't even know it existed till like a year ago

lmao

[fervent furnace]

fair

[spring jay]

I’m probably an old person for this but dried figs are actually pretty good

[fervent furnace]

THEY ARE

[spring jay]

Like just. Straight up from the tree

[fervent furnace]

so good

[raven musk]

Yummy

[hushed stream]

where did u find that...

[raven musk]

From the New World

[hushed stream]

ladies, gentlemen, folks

i need opinions on pipeline punch

[spring jay]

Yes

[low prawn]

it makes people transgender i think

[hushed stream]

ah, so pipeline punch is the transgender flavor of monster

i thought it was ultra zero

[low prawn]

all of them do

[hushed stream]

that explains a lot

[low prawn]

i had ONE sip of ultra zero 😢

[hushed stream]

i had like, 7 cans

i am very transgender

especially now

[tawny shuttle]

I took one sip from the ultra zero and it instantly made me gay.

[spring jay]

🏳️‍🌈

[rich wasp]

tetris flavor good

[low prawn]

did you start liking men after drinking it

[rich wasp]

gonna but it to decide if i'm gay or not

nvm i forgot money

[tawny shuttle]

it happened 2 me

[low prawn]

liberal juice fr :(

[tawny shuttle]

Commie juice

[low prawn]

they should put estrodial in monster

[rich wasp]

i thought they already did

[low prawn]

no :(

[rich wasp]

[vestal prawn]

Gonna cry

[spring jay]

Gay^2

[low prawn]

gay²

[tawny shuttle]

gay⅔

[honest nest]

√ gay

[low prawn]

gay⁷

[raven musk]

Ultra Zero suxx, put the sugar back in

[honest nest]

why are all the good monster flavors sugar free

https://www.monsterenergy.com/us/en/products/monster-ultra

these all slap

you cannot buy a single one of them with sugar in it

[tawny shuttle]

:(((

HOW DARE U

[raven musk]

Yucky pour it down the sink 👇

Yum yum 🍖

[low prawn]

had a pipeline punch 💯

[rich wasp]

had ultra fiesta mango

[low prawn]

based

i wanna try all the flavours but i cant have the sugar free ones

[spring jay]

some of em taste alike tbh

[low prawn]

had some ultra zero a few months back

had a tummy ache for a day

[rich wasp]

y

[low prawn]

read the last 2 messages i sent 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

[rich wasp]

tummy ache

[low prawn]

tummy hurt :(

[rich wasp]

take a few anti acid

[low prawn]

take 20 benadryl

[rich wasp]

no that will kill you!!!!

[low prawn]

yes

[tawny shuttle]

im going to get a little bit silly

[low prawn]

nooo!!! itll turn you transgedner

[tawny shuttle]

I swear, I'm never going to get used to those freaking drinks.

They're so goddamn strong.

[rich wasp]

started drinking monster and now i'm trains gengar!!!!

[spring jay]

Honestly the dumbest life hack if you’re worried about your energy drink consumption is to just start your day with 2 cups of coffee apparently

[honest nest]

as in flavor or caffeine

[tawny shuttle]

Both.

[honest nest]

need to acquire immediately

[tawny shuttle]

I have been drinking them for a while and every single time that I consume just one can.

I feel like I bounce off the walls.

[honest nest]

uncommon adhd W

[rich wasp]

i've been watching my addiction a bit

was like 600 mgs a day now it's like

300 at most

[vestal prawn]

There is always an open can next to me 💀

[low prawn]

what flavour of monster should i get

has to not be sugar free

[low prawn]

nobody replied in time im 3 mins from the shop so im getting a pipeline punch

[rich wasp]

shoutout

[hushed stream]

next time look 4 ultra rosa

or khaotic

[low prawn]

will do

im getting a monster when i arrive at college i think

[low prawn]

was really good

tasted like parma violets

[tawny shuttle]

Most of the juice ones taste really interesting.

have 1 rn

[rich wasp]

khaotic is good ultra rose is okay

[low prawn]

they should put estrogen in monster

[vestal prawn]

Yes

[hushed stream]

that is such a cool can design tbh

[low prawn]

now make it a real thing

[hushed stream]

khaotic is 1 of my new fav flavors tbh

omg wait every1 drop ur favorite flavors

[low prawn]

either khaotic or pipeline punch

[tawny shuttle]

You just posted the pipeline punch.

:((

[low prawn]

sorry!! will work on new design

would love estrogen monster and t blocker monster

[rich wasp]

yes

[rich wasp]

gonna get the tetris drink

[tawny shuttle]

Mmmmmmm

blocks

[vestal prawn]

Gender fluid

[spring jay]

If pipeline punch is estrogen that implies the og flavor is testosterone

[low prawn]

real tbh

[honest nest]

what is the monster equivalent of this

[spring jay]

That’s the gfuel peach one

https://preview.redd.it/dx9h2qzcvoq61.jpg?auto=webp&s=9e2d670f7b7082d75b39d27e44a3c77a41255728 real question is what’s this

[spring jay]

Feel like a princess with a drink from royalty ig

[low prawn]

i want these

what alchohol goes well in monster

[tawny shuttle]

I know the red bull and vodka go well together.

It might go well with monster.

[spring jay]

Honestly !! Pacific punch (the one that tastes like kool aid)

Shit hides any alc flavor

[low prawn]

interesting

i shall try that soon

i havent had pacific punch yet

[rich wasp]

its pretty good

[tawny shuttle]

Just imagine fruit punch, but a gazillion times better.

[low prawn]

never had fruit punch 😈

[tawny shuttle]

WOT

R U LYIN

[low prawn]

i only started buying monster instead of the cheap energy drinksa week ago

stuck to pipeline punch because im transgender

[tawny shuttle]

It is unironically the best flavor they have ever made.

It is so sweet and delicious.

[low prawn]

i agree

mix it with alchohol

[tawny shuttle]

NO

:((

[low prawn]

YES!

[tawny shuttle]

I started searching up a couple of energy drink cocktail recipes online and now I really do wonder what orange juice, Red Bull, and Malibu taste like.

[low prawn]

mix as many substances as possible into red bull

[tawny shuttle]

ok

[low prawn]

I LOVE TAURINE ‼️‼️‼️

[tawny shuttle]

Mmmmmmmm

orange

[hushed stream]

i get these both a lot idk what that means 4 me

dangerously transneutral

[tawny shuttle]

You will become immortal.

[hushed stream]

hell yeah!!

[low prawn]

cheeseurrger!!

do i get an monster today

[tawny shuttle]

eign

[rich wasp]

are you cooking meth or something

[low prawn]

yes

[tawny shuttle]

yes

[low prawn]

buying an energy drink because ite cheaper than actual food

[vital gorge]

@low prawn has leveled up! (6 ➜ 7)

[low prawn]

krill your shelf

[low prawn]

another day another pipeline punch

[honest nest]

local 7/11 doesn't carry pipeline punch why even live

[low prawn]

real

[tawny shuttle]

Destroy your local 7-Eleven.

[tulip hare]

before i moved the 7/11 near me had nitro monsters

those things were so good

cant find them any more tho

[tawny shuttle]

I have only tried the nitro monster once that and I can definitely tell you.

It was absolute gas.

[low prawn]

what flavour do i have later today

its midnight rn but like

i like to plan ahead

helps the autisms

[tawny shuttle]

If you're able to, there's this really delicious flavor that's called australian lemonade.

I'm not really sure if you'll like it, but I found it pretty delicious!

That one or get absolutely any of the rehabs!

They are non-carbonated juice and they have as much caffeine as a regular mobster.

[low prawn]

oooo ill look for those

thank you joey

[rich wasp]

AUSIE LEMONADE IS FUCKING S+ TIER

[tulip hare]

glurb

[low prawn]

they didnt have any 😢

i should be getting paid today so ill buy one if i see it at the shop near college

[tawny shuttle]

Heck yeeeee

[honest nest]

i just realized you don't have to make coffee with water

you can use whatever liquid you want

tomorrow i will go out to the 7/11 and buy a monster for science

[low prawn]

oh

[vestal prawn]

Just buy the coffee monsters

[honest nest]

brewing coffee with monster is funnier tho

[vestal prawn]

What if you brew coffee with coffee monster tho????

[honest nest]

YES

7/11 doesn't sell the coffee monsters tho 😔

[vestal prawn]

Go to another store

[tawny shuttle]

I wonder if there is some companies out there that make big boxes of assortments of monsters.

That would be so based.

[honest nest]

the only other convenience store that i know of within walking distance doesn't have monster

[tulip hare]

JUICIN UP FOR MG

[tawny shuttle]

Based nitro drinker

[ionic dune]

the only thing that helped me drive home today was one of these fuckers

[tawny shuttle]

They're so freaking delicious.

I wish that they made a diet version of the mango loco without carbonation, but it's close enough!

[vestal prawn]

I bought an organic energy drink cause the can looked cool

[tawny shuttle]

The design looks pretty sick!

[low prawn]

mmm taurine

[hushed stream]

got loca moca 2day it tastes good

i feel like the coffee monsters r slept on

[rich wasp]

i've yet to try one

i got pipeline punch today

fucj nvm i got ultra rosa by accident lmao

[stark pawn]

that's funny bc

drinking the werewolf juice

ultra Rosa so good tho

[rich wasp]

not my fav but i drink it from time to time

[low prawn]

so true!

[spring jay]

Pee flavor

[low prawn]

some people would enjoy that

[tawny shuttle]

EWWWWWWWWWW

[tawny shuttle]

OH NO

IT'S BEEN OVER A WEEK EVER SINCE SOMEBODY POSTED IN THIS AT FORUM

TIME FOR SOME HARD REBRANDING!

drink general

:D

[low prawn]

CHANGE IT BACK NOOO

[tawny shuttle]

ok

energy drink general

[low prawn]

AWESOEKM!!!!

cuz i was gonna get an energy drink today

opinions on the doctor

this ones so good

[tawny shuttle]

My workplace got me a free monster and I can't freaking drink it until 12:00.

:((

[low prawn]

tastes like homemade lemonade

tangy too

[low prawn]

noo :(

at least you get one for free

[tawny shuttle]

I have never been able to find it at all over here.

The cans design is really interesting.

[low prawn]

its so good 🗣️🗣️

im gonna get dressed and pop to the shop

i dont think they sell that flavour near here tho

only at the shop by my college

what's the camo one like

[tawny shuttle]

Isn't that one the monster assault?

I haven't tried that one either LOL

[low prawn]

im scared of new flavours 😛

[tawny shuttle]

The only ones I'm trying at the moment are the rehabs.

They're rather low in calories and they're non-carbonated.

I might switch back to the white ones once I'm done.

[rich wasp]

you either work at a subway or make drugs

[low prawn]

so true

[tawny shuttle]

I sell that zaza.

[rich wasp]

you sell that heavenly delight weed

[tawny shuttle]

I sell the SNOCK mimimimimimi type stuff

[low prawn]

so true

can i get

[tawny shuttle]

no

mi zaza

[low prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/973735020541919282.png

[tawny shuttle]

its way too strong

[low prawn]

i literally live in a town known for having some of the strongest weed in the uk

[tawny shuttle]

Tea, you do not understand.

The rural Oklahoman zaza.

It can literally change somebody's life.

[low prawn]

SO TRUE!

mix a lil crack in it

[tawny shuttle]

That depressing industrial hellscape zaza hits like a freight train.

[low prawn]

i need some of that

[tawny shuttle]

Come to the dead end state of Oklahoma.

We have a tornadoes, unpredictable weather, an absolutely demolished schooling system, and some of the most bigoted politicians that you can imagine.

[low prawn]

seems awesome 🇺🇸🦅‼️

just got a monster

guess what flavour

[tulip hare]

SUPER GOOD !!!! very orangey and very yummy

[tulip hare]

actual worst flavor its so foul

[tawny shuttle]

It legitimately assaults your taste buds.

[rich wasp]

pacific punch

[low prawn]

yes 💯💯‼️‼️

[low prawn]

ew!!!

[rich wasp]

why ew!!!

[low prawn]

it taste bad

[rich wasp]

no

[low prawn]

yes

too sweet

[rich wasp]

fair

depends on what i'm feeling

wait

what flavor isn't too sweet

only one i can think of is aussie lemonade just because it's tart

[hushed stream]

got a free champagne flavored bang energy

still have sum rockstars from the other day so i can reset myself 🔥

[low prawn]

so real

im about to go get a monster

[stark pawn]

omg slay

what kind

pipeline?

[low prawn]

probably

but if u have a suggestion ill get it if they have it

[tawny shuttle]

U can't go wrong wrong with the white monster

[low prawn]

i can

it turns tummy bad

[tawny shuttle]

oh I forgot u told me

:((

[low prawn]

its good tho

only had 1 can

[hushed stream]

i am a rockstar enjoyer

anyways the champagne bang sucked

way 2 sweet

[low prawn]

same with pacific punch imo

[rich wasp]

shut up

[spring jay]

The only bang flavor that doesn’t taste like shit is the cola one ngl

It’s just a Diet Coke of an energy drink

[raven musk]

Le Mango

[hushed stream]

NO WAY I NEED IT

[rich wasp]

mango loco rippoff

[tawny shuttle]

I must try it.

[vestal prawn]

I need it

[tawny shuttle]

rehab!

Mi beloved

[hushed stream]

had the peach berry blast rockstar 4 the first time 😁

[mellow garnet]

WHAT DO I DO THERE'S TOO MANY OPTIONS

[lost sigil]

monster rehab

goat

[tawny shuttle]

You can't go wrong with a yellow rehab.

That or the pipeline punch.

[lost sigil]

i found yellow rehab today im so happy

they stopped selling it basically everywhere here but i got one yippie

[tawny shuttle]

YIPPIE

[low prawn]

omw to shop in a sec

gonna get a monster

[mellow garnet]

I had too much caffeine

[low prawn]

mango loco SUCKS!

[rich wasp]

what.

[low prawn]

yeah

it too mangoey

[rich wasp]

the mango drink is too mangoes

mangoey

what

[low prawn]

yeah

i don't like mango tbh!

[rich wasp]

then don't get the mango drink!!

this should be obvious

[low prawn]

you smell

[rich wasp]

yea probably

[low prawn]

transgender

[rich wasp]

correct

[lost sigil]

funny little drink that makes you transgender

drinking this when i was a teen definitely gave me adhd

[rich wasp]

i have never seen that flavor ever

[lost sigil]

its like

the sweetest tropical flavor ive ever had

[rich wasp]

cool

i'll get it when i see it

[tawny shuttle]

This literally has to be one of the most toxic things that you have ever said in the server.

HOW DARE U SAY THAT

[low prawn]

im gonna kill you with a rock

[tawny shuttle]

no

[lost sigil]

ill bee honest i wish mango loco tasted more like mango

[honest nest]

objectively best monster

(objectively means my opinion)

[lost sigil]

yoo i want it

[hushed stream]

it is okay

the worst monster is the assault monster😁

i hate it and i've literally only had it once

[lost sigil]

its unbelievably mid

[low prawn]

they should make goth girl flavour monster

[lost sigil]

i agree

[honest nest]

isn't that just regular monster

[low prawn]

doesnt taste like goth girl

[honest nest]

do you mean in terms of vibes or do you want a monster for cannibals

[low prawn]

must taste like goth girl

[honest nest]

tea please elaborate

[low prawn]

:3

[lost sigil]

goth girls 😋

[frail arch]

is this new

[honest nest]

it's not released yet i stole it from my uncle who works at monster

[low prawn]

haha boob

sorry

[frail arch]

im gonna pretend im not jealous and say i dont believe you

[vital gorge]

@dim sun has leveled up! (5 ➜ 6)

[dim sun]

Beware the pipeline

It turned me fem

[dim sun]

Stfu

[rich wasp]

drank it one time now look at me

[hushed stream]

enjoying ultra gold
it's okay tbh not my favorite

[stark pawn]

I love ultra gold

idk y I just like it a lot

I had ultra paradise that one always makes me feel silly

ultra Violet and ultra Rosa are my faves :)

[dim sun]

I got an ultra gold in the fridge ready for the evening shift

My favorite tbh tbh

Then the green bottle monster I forgot the flavor name

[stark pawn]

ultra paradise? lmao

ultra gold is sososo good

i love coming to my first period class monster in hand already talking non stop

my env science teacher gets me way too intrigued and I have so many science convos with him that distract me from my actual work LMAO

[tawny shuttle]

The pineapple one goes so hard.

Honestly, I wish that I could switch off the white one, but it's way too good.

[mellow garnet]

basic(ally) happy holidays

[hushed stream]

hell yeah redbull

[tawny shuttle]

the eign

[tulip hare]

WE LEFT THEM TOO LONG AND THEY FROZE !!!

[low prawn]

so mean :(

bad parenting

[tulip hare]

i warmed it with my body

and finished the job

[low prawn]

she said its alchohol

[tawny shuttle]

The drinks that I left in my car now frozen.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rich wasp]

do not buy the orange creamsicle monster

[vital gorge]

@rich wasp has leveled up! (19 ➜ 20)

[rich wasp]

shit is trash

[lost sigil]

the what

[rich wasp]

orange creamsicle monster

[low prawn]

ee

ew

[lost sigil]

i want to try it

[rich wasp]

if u want

just know it's not good

[lost sigil]

omg he's like 5'11 🤭

king of primlets

[rich wasp]

SHORT!!!!

he would be tall if he was 6 ft

[lost sigil]

ye

or if he transitioned

[low prawn]

i hate ted kaczynski

[lost sigil]

same lol

[low prawn]

thank god

[rich wasp]

it's just funny

i don't like him either

[low prawn]

he stanky

[rich wasp]

probably

[lost sigil]

its funny that he wrote this whole silly ass manifesto full of manifest destiny frontiersman shit and now he's in prison beefing with actual ecoterrorist groups and getting letters from 15 year olds with knuckle tats asking him about primitivism when he doesnt even call himself a primmie

like he couldve just stayed in his log cabin for the rest of his life

[low prawn]

he should suck some balls

[lost sigil]

SO true

he should help eric king escape prison

[hushed stream]

2day i ended up spending an hour just 2 get 1 energy drink sent 2 me 😁😁😁

i wanted ultra violet and the blue 1 but apparently they didn't have it

i do not like ordering things sometimes 😞

[hushed stream]

finally got my ultra violey

and a pacific punch

plus tge og

ultra violet is good

[devout bramble]

slurping rn

[shrewd rune]

homeless man gave me some awesome purple drink and I'm buggin

[hazy vigil]

im too lazy to get a picture but Gridlock is rly good its like a less intense monster

[low prawn]

wish i could get a pipeline punch today

[tawny shuttle]

I want a monster rehab sm

:((

[lost sigil]

i need monster rehab

we should replace HYDROGEN with MONSTER REHAB

[tawny shuttle]

YES

[low prawn]

they should replace my BLOOD with ESTROGEN

[hexed isle]

sugar free redbull

[low prawn]

mm energy

[tawny shuttle]

Goin 2 get a eign

[lost sigil]

got the gold monster

holy grail

[rich wasp]

pipeline punch for 2day

[low prawn]

me every day

[rich wasp]

HOW

it's so sweet

[low prawn]

i am transgender

[rich wasp]

same but it's so fucking sweet

[low prawn]

poser!!!!!

[rich wasp]

LMAO

[low prawn]

get real

also uk and us flavours are slightly different

[rich wasp]

wait really

[low prawn]

cuz most foods in the us have banned ingredients in them

[lost sigil]

tru

[rich wasp]

BRO I FINISHED DRINKIBG IT LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO AND I CAN STILL TASTE IT

[lost sigil]

every thing that you can get in both europe and the us will be less sweet in europe

or like. us candy has this weird, sickly sweetness

[low prawn]

isnt that with most things

[low prawn]

so real

[rich wasp]

no

[low prawn]

i enjoy not having illegal chemicals in my food

[rich wasp]

chemicals 🤤

[low prawn]

the only chemicals i like are ESTROGEN and SPIRO

[rich wasp]

i WISH

[lost sigil]

putting bicalutamide and progesterone in my pasta sauce

[rich wasp]

when i get estrogen i'm going to drink pipeline punch with it to gain 4 times estrogen

[lost sigil]

thats true

[tawny shuttle]

GUYS

NEW MONSTER ALERTA NEW MONSTER ALERTA

[lost sigil]

YOOOOO

[tulip hare]

WOAHHHHHHH

[lucid comet]

wowzers

cannot wait to try this new flavor

3rd best flavor

[hushed stream]

new estrogen just dropped

i went out 2 like
6 different stores looking 4 this flavor

[stark pawn]

bro this looks so good

I want monster I may make the trek

my energy drink consumption is going to be off the charts this month

[hushed stream]

SAME

i got like 3 when i was out

the deals r so shit rn

almost 7 dollars 4 3 drinks when it was previously 4.50

monster inflation!!!

[tulip hare]

I CANT FIND THE STRAWBERRY ONE ANYWHERE IM DYING

[devout bramble]

ohmygosh

[stark pawn]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[dim sun]

Best energy drink brand IMO

Worth the premium price

[lucid comet]

exactly

[dim sun]

If I remember correctly they were at one point only being sold in GNC nutrition stores, that’s how I found out about them and got hooked

Their pre-workout powder is also real good

[lucid comet]

yea i found them from my friend

he got me hooked on them

and well i’ve tried every flavor

except for like

sour peach rings

and carnival candy grape

but they don’t sell those now

[dim sun]

I had sour peach rings while it was around. It was alright

[lucid comet]

luckily they have a new peach flavor

that i have yet to find

[dim sun]

Mimosa and cosmic stardust are goated flavors

[lucid comet]

tier list for me

1: cherry slush
2: blue slush
3: dream float
4: witches brew
5: rocket pop(?)

[stark pawn]

bro I wanna try this so baf

[zenith bobcat]

i have concluded that CELSISUS is just BANG for girls who used to drink CRYSTAL LIGHT

[tawny shuttle]

Alani Nu is pretty based.

[hushed stream]

i found out about ultra black recently so now i'm totally bent on getting it asap👹

totally amazed i've not once seen it in stores in the past 5 years i've been obsessed with energy drinks

[tawny shuttle]

I didn't even know that a ultra black existed.

[hushed stream]

ITS NOT EVEN A NEW FLAVOR ITS JUST SO UNBELIEVABLY RARE😭

would u believe me if i told u i discovered the flavor thru humanization art

[dim sun]

There’s a tiny Mexican store near my home that has a bunch of Latin American energy drinks I should post some of the stuff I’ve found there in here

Apparently in Honduras the energy drink that sobe used to make is still being made

I bought one of those last time I was there

[dim sun]

I had never seen this flavor of Red Bull but

It’s actually super fking good

[tawny shuttle]

I have never tried it before, but that strawberry apricot Red Bull looks like a banger.

[tawny shuttle]

It's been a while ever since I posted in this thread, but I decided to get a couple of eigns for my trip.

[lost sigil]

are those yummy

[tawny shuttle]

They're pretty delicious, but they're really strong though.

[hushed stream]

finally tried the ultra strawberry dreams drink since it's "officially released"

it's alright

[tawny shuttle]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lost sigil]

yoooooo

what flaver

[tawny shuttle]

It's the special strawberry flavor that was released for Valentine's Day!

[lost sigil]

omg cute

[tawny shuttle]

I'm going to wait until my fast ends, I genuinely cannot wait to try it.

I'm a sucker for anything strawberry.

[lost sigil]

[hushed stream]

jealous 😪

[tawny shuttle]

I have to get my hands on that ultra black.

[raven musk]

👉

[tawny shuttle]

WHAT

[stark pawn]

screams

[lost sigil]

ow owow my ears

[stark pawn]

soarry!!!!!!!

[tawny shuttle]

I tried out the strawberry dreams monster yesterday and it tasted just like carbonated pink lemonade.

For only 10 calories, it's pretty goddamn solid.

[lost sigil]

that sounds delicious

[stark pawn]

I want to try it so bad you have no fucking idea

wait a min

[stark pawn]

omg curuous

[tulip hare]

saw this at the store and had never ever heard of it or seen advertising for it before

taste is totally fine super standard peach flavor

if u want peach monster just get papillon

also

“contains milk”

[stark pawn]

I've never seen this one before interesting

I'm very partial to papillon tho, so sweet

plus the can is super pretty

[hushed stream]

tried cosmic peach a few days ago

very good best peach flavore ever...

[tawny shuttle]

Guys, this was posted in the Health server.

[lost sigil]

average energy drink enjoyer

[tawny shuttle]

average energy drink consumer

[quick apex]

[devout bramble]

It was not good/10 😦

[quick apex]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-crash-bandicoot-dance-crash-dance-gif-21921096

[dim sun]

Just me and my regular daily energy drink intake

[tulip hare]

omg :3

[stark pawn]

I wanna draw this

[stark pawn]

FUCJ NO

getting me through this 8 hour rehearsal

[lost sigil]

the cowbell 😳

[stark pawn]

needs more cowbell...

guitarist is coming he got off work early

Praise The Lord

[tawny shuttle]

Literally one of the best pictures that I have ever seen in the health discord server.

[dim sun]

I never had a Celsius until a couple days ago cus I thought it would be mid

They’re SURPRISINGLY good

[tawny shuttle]

The non-carbonated ones go so hard.

[devout bramble]

NOT GOOD

[tawny shuttle]

FLAPJACK

WHAT DID YOU DO

THE ENERGY DRINK THREAD

IS NO LONGER AN ENERGY DRINK THREAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nonalcoholic drinks thread

[lost sigil]

coffee is an energy drink

sources: calorie

[devout bramble]

WHAT

Coffee is a beverage that provides energy therefore / COFFEE + CONSUMING + ??? = ENERGY

[lost sigil]

YO WHAT

THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS

THE APRICOT??

[dim sun]

Here

[lost sigil]

trip report: strawberry-apricot red bull

pretty tasty :)

[tawny shuttle]

Heck yeeeee

[ionic dune]

tried prime today

not very good

just make me feel kind of wired but that was it

[devout bramble]

its just so insanely sweet

[ionic dune]

not the sweetest i’ve ever had but over all not my favorite

not awful but i wouldn’t buy again

[devout bramble]

which did u try??

[ionic dune]

the blue razz and the pink one

just a few sips of the pink one

i much prefer zero ultra monster that will always be my go to

[devout bramble]

my brother said he liked the blue razz. i tried the ice pop one and it was just like sipping on a melted popsicle

thisss

[ionic dune]

i do kind of like the very very subtle taste of the coconut water but it wasn’t mind blowing yknow

i didn’t expect much so i wasn’t disappointed

[tawny shuttle]

I don't even know how those things could be 25 calories.

From what other people have told me, they're extremely sweet.

[torn pier]

They were out of bang

https://tenor.com/view/misato-monster-thursday-misato-thursday-gif-23025164

[tawny shuttle]

Bang went out of business.

At this point, I feel like Reigns are the only energy drinks that have 300 mg.

[torn pier]

NO

SHUT UP

they didnt

:)

https://bangenergy.com/blogs/blog/bang-energy-chapter-11-all-you-need-to-know#:~:text=Is Bang Energy going out,filing helps protect our business.

[tawny shuttle]

Oh, I thought that they went out of business.

I haven't seen too many of their drinks on store shelves.

[tawny shuttle]

It's been a long time ever since I posted something here, but I'm going to be trying this out.

I don't usually drink mountain dew, but I saw zero on the bottle.

I had to get it because I am diet soda drinking scum.

:((

[lost sigil]

diet soder is p good tho

[devout bramble]

its so good

[lost sigil]

im still not sure what flavor its supposed to be

[devout bramble]

I’ts actually p good

[devout bramble]

Yum blue flavor

[devout bramble]

🥥

[lost sigil]

it did NOT taste like coconut

[devout bramble]

you have to drink it and think “coconut” while drinking for it to taste like coconut

[lost sigil]

🤔

what if i just mixed coke and coconut water

[devout bramble]

It tasted like a faint memory of bubblegum for me

[devout bramble]

Green Yerba Sunday FT. Horse mug

[tawny shuttle]

I remember trying it out and it's sort of tasted like a pina colada flavored cola.

[tawny shuttle]

I honestly do not understand what's the deal with the gas stations having so many blue drinks.

I guess people like blue liquids.

[lost sigil]

mana potion

[tawny shuttle]

That chug jug.

[devout bramble]

I heard it replenishes some of your shield idk what it means tho

[torn pier]

Tried this today, c4 starburst cherry. Surprisingly good

[tawny shuttle]

C4s are bomb.