📸┃gta-media

[open jacinth]

this is why i despise cayo

[maiden prawn]

yeah deal with the ban because you didn’t get the money legitimately

plus it’s not even a ban

it’s just bad sport

[gloomy tiger]

Bro why do y’all keep talking I’m trying to leave it alone but y’all keep talking like bro your right I’m wrong just leave me alone damn

[open jacinth]

[maiden prawn]

i keep talking because this is a public server

[sharp nacelle]

How’s doing b2b weird?

[gloomy tiger]

exaclty bro

[maiden prawn]

because you’re making the best money making method easier

how lazy are you

and it’s a glitch

[sharp nacelle]

Some ppl don’t wanna be wasting hours grinding and stuff

[sharp nacelle]

And?

[maiden prawn]

and that’s it

[sharp nacelle]

Bro rlly complaining about a glitch COMON

[maiden prawn]

that’s just an excuse for being lazy

bro really glitch comon

[sharp nacelle]

It’s not rlly

[maiden prawn]

it is

[sharp nacelle]

Why do all that work and grinding and stuff when u can make easy money I wouldn’t wanna be wasting hours of m life just so I can make a few bucks

[maiden prawn]

you’re just lazy

[sharp nacelle]

Wtv u say keep complaining you probably have done.b2b before so don’t complain

Large warehouse for cargo is pretty much same amount as cayo your pretty much making the same money

[maiden prawn]

[open jacinth]

Hi

[hazy mica]

More than one way to skin a cat, guess it also applies to collecting goods lol nicely done

[hazy mica]

Someone's having fun

[misty ridge]

💀 thats one way to do it

[maiden prawn]

july 19 mfs:

[hazy mica]

That's what I meant

[left swift]

140k?

It's usually only like 85k

[dense swift]

170k in total

[hazy mica]

W

[left swift]

W

Yall I made 3.5 mil off the agency I straight up grinding for hours for that

[dense swift]

Dam gg

[left swift]

But I didn't buy the sub yet when I bought the agency

[dense swift]

First thing I did when I got my new gta account was by the sub

Buy*

[left swift]

I made 3.5m from the main missions than did some payphone hits and missions so in total like around 3.9m

I think I have a photo

[dense swift]

How many hours u grinded for?

[left swift]

Ok so I lost the photo

I had 1m from selling my lowrider and then this random grown man invited me to cayo and he said I'll u buy the sub if u help me do the replay glitch

My response was silent at first but than at the end he asked again

[maiden prawn]

makes sense

[left swift]

And I said no and blocked him bruh rlly tryna get me banned fr

Like bro I will not help u with money glitches

[strange lintel]

can you help me do the replay glitch? I'll buy you the sub if you do

[maiden prawn]

same

[fresh bay]

How to launch this mission?

[strange lintel]

do a little bit of trolling

[worthy snow]

Struggle is real ma boi😔

[rain shale]

my my minimap so big

[karmic moth]

Its a glitch

[rain shale]

how fix?

i will do none , its none of your business either

google docs ya mom , i made you a sister

[waxen root]

how fix

Don't worry, just invent a time machine and go back a few hours

Easy solution

[open jacinth]

[maiden prawn]

true

[waxen root]

I hate to break it to you but 20% of 2,7 mil isn't 700k

It's because of Lester's cut AND the other crew members' cuts

[open jacinth]

🤓

[strange lintel]

😐

[latent cave]

Delay for dlc?

[misty ridge]

💀

[trim hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851209259537793035/997250477051891752/MedalTVGrandTheftAutoV20220714161532.mp4

my mans was modding

[dusty iris]

Uhm?

Why so much?

[pale kite]

Somehow I dodged my friend’s missile in the dodo

Well I didn’t spin until it would’ve been too late

[open jacinth]

Just repetitive

but also who needs 1 billion in gta lmfao

[swift helm]

repost

[thorn vessel]

no arguing in gta media please

[open jacinth]

Some guy killed my nightclub guard and when I asked him why he sent this

Average gta player

[maiden prawn]

relatable

[wanton vapor]

dayum who is this noob piolet with soo much potato aim cant even aim shit lmao also when hes off radar

[maiden prawn]

who i wonder

[wanton vapor]

i bet he would have died by that velum guy if he was on radar

[maiden prawn]

true 💀💀

[wanton vapor]

bro have to go off radar to kill a velum with lazer

[maiden prawn]

💀why the fuck do you need off the radar to kill an unweaponized jet

[wanton vapor]

as u can see skill issue that guys aim is trash

[maiden prawn]

he probably switch session the second he’s on radar

[maiden prawn]

fr

[wanton vapor]

dont even have skills to grief xd

[maiden prawn]

yeah

[wanton vapor]

nice

[maiden prawn]

yeah

[wanton vapor]

idk

races are fun with frnds

[maiden prawn]

try tug boat race

[wanton vapor]

where can i find it tho ?

[maiden prawn]

idk

[wanton vapor]

xd

[maiden prawn]

try to find it in social club website

[wanton vapor]

ohhh its a custom job ?

[maiden prawn]

i think so yeah

[wanton vapor]

ohhh ok ill try to play it

[maiden prawn]

[grim grail]

My fair share of glitchs in gta 5

[still sleet]

.

[heavy sparrow]

😂😂😂

[swift magnet]

Yeah what a horrible pilot, I wonder who it was

[maiden prawn]

fr

[shell horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/movie-one-eternity-later-gif-7900643

when GTA Loses it's gravity

[open jacinth]

Is that 12 million or 120 million

[heavy sparrow]

That’s 120 mil

He completed all the heist without dying

Ohh

My bad

[open jacinth]

Looks like I am not the only one who failed mathematics

[heavy sparrow]

😂😂definitely not lol

[open jacinth]

Got -1/100

Don't ask how

[heavy sparrow]

Damnn thankfully I am not the only one who is weak lol

[open jacinth]

Idk what just happened

Now I only need two more million to buy a fully upgraded yacht

[maiden prawn]

is that 8 million

[open jacinth]

Yee

[maiden prawn]

or 800000

bruh

[open jacinth]

8m

Yes

And got awarded 8 mil on top of the shark cards

[maiden prawn]

[open jacinth]

Yea

I should use my money more wisely

@open jacinth

Why change elgato pfp

Oh ok

[chilly pollen]

Lmao

[swift magnet]

Literally nobody cares about b2b drama

[chilly pollen]

He didn’t scam me

[strange lintel]

and?

[maiden prawn]

so?

[waxen root]

Mans delivering helium to the vault

[waxen root]

Count the zeroes

Life hack

[waxen root]

At first I thought there was a giant hanging from the coaster

[modern cedar]

Anyone wanna help me duplicate car

[open jacinth]

[strange lintel]

just press Ctrl c and Ctrl v

[finite spruce]

@vocal shell

[vocal shell]

yeah

[finite spruce]

how can i buy the last crate?

it doesnt show up

[vocal shell]

maybe bugged

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[vocal shell]

@finite spruce u still cant buy it?

[finite spruce]

yeah

[vocal shell]

rip

@woven fulcrum

[woven fulcrum]

?

[vocal shell]

for cayo heist

[woven fulcrum]

k

[still sleet]

That bug has been in the game since contract dlc. If you want to source 1 crate you’ll have to get a terrorbyte for now

[finite spruce]

oh ok thx

[sharp nacelle]

Terrorbyte doesn’t let you get the last 1%

Once you reach 99% you can’t get any more crates unless you go to your office and buy the crate

[still sleet]

You can’t buy the last crate on the ceo office. It’s bugged. You have to buy it in the terrorbyte

[sharp nacelle]

It worked for me don’t know what u mean

[still sleet]

I have 10 large crate warehouses. I do crates all the time.

[sharp nacelle]

I get my last 1% from ceo office

[still sleet]

Cool

[drifting wasp]

Can someone help me in a fight it’s a 3v1 Xbox

[trim gyro]

How in the world did this woman's body get on my sub??? and there is some dude too.

[fast current]

Sometimes there's a dude sticking halfway out the top of my sub idk why

[unreal basalt]

looks like a lifeguard

[sharp nacelle]

Why u killing random ppl in your sub MURDERER

[trim gyro]

a lifeguard with thigh-high boots on?

[trim gyro]

I think it was Pavel. He was very calm around the bodies.

[unreal basalt]

i never watched baywatch 🤣

[dry gyro]

haha gta being hella weird today, earlier there was a car flying infront of me while doing prison break setup, then a random car just appeared out of no where and exploded infront of me 🤣

[open jacinth]

that’s very grand theft auto of you

[open jacinth]

tf, did l see

[wide heath]

Alvin and the chipmunks

[wide heath]

Pavel called a prostitute onto kosakta

[karmic moth]

And a male prostitute too

[empty blaze]

How did you find the pay phone at the start it so frustrating

[sharp nacelle]

Wym how did I find it?

[maiden prawn]

call him

[empty blaze]

Like I’m at the point where Franklin called me and told me he’d call me back but I’m pretty sure I have to find the pay phone

[sharp nacelle]

If u want payphone u gotta own a agency and call Franklin

[sharp nacelle]

It’s on the map or u can go to a payphone

[empty blaze]

Ok thanks

[sharp nacelle]

Anyways ima go make my 1mill from payphone

[mental fable]

Bro has 13 mil

[sharp nacelle]

It’s all blood money

[mental fable]

Bro I’m not good with lingo wtf does that mean

[sharp nacelle]

It’s not lingo

[mental fable]

What do you mean by blood money?

[sharp nacelle]

I have 14 million rn

I deposited the 1 mill in my dream wallet

[sharp nacelle]

I didn’t know how to explain blood money so here

[mental fable]

I thought that’s what it meant

Isn’t all gta money blood money?

[left stirrup]

HITMAN 5 Leaked

[strange lintel]

just wash away the blood

[mental fable]

Fr

[sharp nacelle]

Nice one

[strange lintel]

minor turbulence

[proud snow]

Lmao

[mental fable]

Tf you mean

[sharp nacelle]

Yes

And?

[paper zodiac]

@hoary pike

This was back when I was down around 639 but right now I’m about 649

[hoary pike]

Wow 180 mil

[paper zodiac]

I never need to worry about money again there is a reason why i retired from grinding

[hoary pike]

The perks of joining a grinding crew💀

[paper zodiac]

Very respectable

[hoary pike]

Thanks

[paper zodiac]

Although most of the time I focus on screwing around and spending a lot of the time having fun with Heists

[hoary pike]

Yeah me too

Been doing a lot of missions recently

[paper zodiac]

It’s always funny seeing the reaction of everyone else when I demand to take the lowest possible cut and they keep asking are you sure before I show them how much money I have

[hoary pike]

Hahaha

[paper zodiac]

Especially I love doing the doomsday heist and no matter how mad the host gets they could never kick me since I’m basically working for free

[hoary pike]

Which heist do u like the most?

I think the casino heist is the most fun heist in the game. But cayo perico has the best payout

[paper zodiac]

If you wanna shitfest and to laugh your ass off at everyone just screaming into the microphone you play the doomsday heist, if you want to see everyone lose their faith in humanity you do any of the OG Heists, if you just wanna have fun being smart and tactical you do it with friends doing the casino heist. And if you absolutely hate your friend and want to ruin your friendship you do the tuners update heist

[hoary pike]

💀

[paper zodiac]

Again I prefer to do these things with a mic because it’s funny laughing at the insanity of what happens when everyone else is getting pissed and you’re just in it for the Lols

[jolly horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

[hoary pike]

I usually get on a discord call with my friends if we're doing heists

[hoary pike]

Nice

[jolly horizon]

Shit fuck doesn’t say but my overall income is 28mill the one under is your much I’ve spent

[paper zodiac]

Respectable but what’s your current level?

[jolly horizon]

77

[paper zodiac]

That’s actually not very bad because most people will be crying looking for crumbs in a handout compared to you

@mental fable

[jolly horizon]

Hopefully rockstar doesn’t check my account and see ive spent more money then I’ve made

[paper zodiac]

Again so long as you know how to constantly make money especially in a short period of time you got nothing to worry about. And depending on your platform of choice as grinders have your back

[mental fable]

Huh wait why was I pinged?

[paper zodiac]

Because if you scroll up you’ll see all of us posting how much money we have in our player accounts

[mental fable]

Ooh

Omg

[paper zodiac]

Work smarter not harder

[jolly horizon]

Ofc that’s just for now I’ll most likely have 150mill by the update

[strange lintel]

don't work at all

[paper zodiac]

Absolutely steal other peoples work or ask your bunker to work for you

[mental fable]

^

Invite random people to ceo then start a sell mission for bunker

[strange lintel]

pay others to do work for you and pay them a fraction of what they made

[mental fable]

Free 1 mil

[hoary pike]

Is it just me or is your character has glowing eyes?

[mental fable]

Lmaoo it does look like that

[paper zodiac]

I think he got the wire frame skin from a few weeks ago

[open jacinth]

Does anyone need milk

[hoary pike]

The what?

[mental fable]

You are absolutely right

[paper zodiac]

Two or three weeks ago there was a sign in unlock that gave you a pink wire frame bodysuit

[hoary pike]

Oh ok

[paper zodiac]

I have that and the green one

[terse barn]

have any of u lads done the investment trick in story mode once u finish the game

[open jacinth]

I need to deliver milk to people in need

[strange lintel]

his goals are beyond our understanding

[paper zodiac]

He’s 4 parallel universes ahead of you that’s what he is

[open jacinth]

Milk?

[mental fable]

Fuck this biker specifically

[open jacinth]

@mental fable my love

[sharp nacelle]

No

Arcade money

[mental fable]

Ohhh yeahhh

I completely forgot about arcades

[sharp nacelle]

And safe money

[mental fable]

Depends on which sage

Safe*

[sharp nacelle]

All of them

[mental fable]

What the booty happened here

[sharp nacelle]

Just say fuck

Level 143

[mental fable]

Nah that’s not as funny

Is there something wrong with my level?

[sharp nacelle]

Good times i remember one time I reached level 143 and on the same day I was already level 150

[mental fable]

What level are you now?

[sharp nacelle]

Like 167 or 168

[mental fable]

Nice nice

[sharp nacelle]

I could’ve been like level 300 if I kept on playing

Plus ran out for like years and I was just a little boy with no money

Now I buy plus

[mental fable]

Lmao

I wasted 50% of my money on cars without discounts

So I don’t have much

[sharp nacelle]

I have more money than I can spend

I can spend all my money rn and come back with the same amount tmrw

[swift magnet]

The fact that the shotgun pumps itself while on a bike will forever be funny

I only have a couple

[placid bridge]

Pls explain this how it's possible

Fly close to beach then press F

[sharp nacelle]

Mk2 is actually a bike not just a flying one

[placid bridge]

Where are the wheels then

[sharp nacelle]

On the bike

I think game just don’t register it as one

But it’s an actual bike probably just invisible and tuned so it can fly

[placid bridge]

Ok the game files recognise the mk2 as a bike

That's why it has tire marks

[sharp nacelle]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

Looks interesting

[strange lintel]

dogfighting

[hoary pike]

A literal dogfight

[sharp nacelle]

cx told me to search

[empty blaze]

Micheal Vick made this video

[sharp nacelle]

No

I found it from nought guy

[empty blaze]

It’s joke do you know who micheal Vick is?

[sharp nacelle]

No

This took a dark turn

[open jacinth]

what the fuck

[sharp nacelle]

No need to use YouTube I’m in safari looking up images

I though u said why are you using YouTube I was gonna say is there a new app that replaced YouTube

[waxen root]

Wait how do you even get payphone hit trophies

Do you just need to complete each unique mission?

Ok

[waxen root]

Nice

A convoy done by players?

[hoary pike]

Thanks

Yes i was doing a taliban rp with my friends. I'm the one who's driving the truck lol

[swift magnet]

I did that with my friend too, but instead of doing a convoy kinda thing we dressed up in robes, drove around in a guardian while 1 stood on the back shooting RPGs at people

[sharp nacelle]

I used to be in the military in gta making cinematics with my comrades and stuff

[empty blaze]

Finally completed my 1st one

[finite quail]

I need people to run wit

If u need money dats nun I gotchu!

[empty blaze]

For?

[finite quail]

Wym for ? I just need people to play wit gang and if u need money I gotchu

[empty blaze]

Ion need money but I’ll run wit u

Send me your Psn i gotchu

[finite quail]

SAUCEYPASSIVE add me

[empty blaze]

Done

[finite quail]

Join up gang

[empty blaze]

Just completed my 2nd hit didn’t shoot the truck driver and get him to run over the dude I shot the truck driver and ran over him myself 😎

[empty blaze]

Can u wait like 16 mins ?

[finite quail]

Fashitsho

[misty ridge]

anyone know what these lights are? they're always visible on this particular road at night time from a certain angle

prob just a weird glitch but idk

[maiden prawn]

3 kills in 1 kill

[strange lintel]

I have the interaction menu on so they were delayed

[swift magnet]

Most likely they are lights from lightpoles that haven't rendered yet

As in the lights are rendered, but the lightpoles are not

[waxen root]

Bruh nice GTA media you got there

[open jacinth]

@open jacinth Please only post gta related content in this chat please

[maiden prawn]

@river crystal

[river crystal]

is it official and safe?

[maiden prawn]

it’s official

idk about safe tho

[open jacinth]

yes, it should be

[empty blaze]

What it for?

[maiden prawn]

for things

[empty blaze]

A+ Help

[maiden prawn]

thanks

[empty blaze]

Model Citizen right here Exaclty what everyone should be

[maiden prawn]

you’re flattering me

[empty blaze]

I know I am im as flattering as Lester the molester

[open jacinth]

Whats the fastest car in gta rn

[mental lily]

br8

sorry, vigilante

👍

7️⃣

[fringe agate]

bruh

[open jacinth]

No way, cool

Man, l love gta 5 online but goddamn it’s boring

then do you get access to the main chat?

[maiden prawn]

wait for a day

[open jacinth]

Ok

Man, your bio lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-funny-as-hell-lmao-lmfao-laughing-gif-16734320

[maiden prawn]

thanks

[wide heath]

You can create custom plates

[empty blaze]

I forgot my rockstar acc 🤦‍♂️

[paper torrent]

I don't know what Lamar smoked, but I want to

[waxen root]

Wtf

Is that a modded thingy

[mental lily]

nah its a mask

[waxen root]

Lol if it's official why would it be unsafe

R★ would go down in flames if it had viruses or something

[maiden prawn]

idk

[mental lily]

7 is just my fav number

[waxen root]

Wtf

[paper torrent]

No, I'm on xbox

[waxen root]

???

I wasn't talking to you

[midnight yew]

Dag fuck

[night flume]

Dat ass is flat as my pancakes are

[open jacinth]

Lol 😂

[strange lintel]

[wanton vapor]

Dayum

[strange lintel]

the b11 is one tough cookie

[wanton vapor]

Perfect for yeet

[hoary pike]

how are u still alive lmao

[strange lintel]

idk man

no other plane can survive an upside down crash landing after getting hit by a missile

[midnight yew]

I realized you where Trying to go to job but there was no job

[hoary pike]

I thought u were god mode till i saw ur health

Ur lucky af

[strange lintel]

Lester didn't open the bifrost

[waxen root]

No it's not, it may take a couple of missiles but once it loses one of the engines it's basically un-flyable

[maiden prawn]

it’s still tougher than any other jet

[mental fable]

lmao thats me i waste my money alot

[forest widget]

Understandable

[empty blaze]

Time to go do these damn casino set ups 😭

[forest widget]

Good luck

Nice

Radio butt

[deep swift]

@open jacinth best mony making method in 1811

Fortnite

[maiden prawn]

ong

[tribal stone]

Cayo Perico is under North Yankton

[open jacinth]

hold up wait a minute

[swift magnet]

That's actually pretty cool, didn't know that

Wait, is that why it's so laggy when I'm at cayo 🤔

[tribal stone]

maybe, but only one is loaded at a time

[swift magnet]

Right, then it's just cayo that is causing performance issues

With my settings I usually get like ~90fps in gta online, but for cayo it is noticeably lower

[tribal stone]

Something feel wrong with this image?

[open jacinth]

tf, lol.

[candid sapphire]

It is micheal

And there is a mountain.There are no mountain in cayo perico

Yey

[open jacinth]

[swift helm]

Thats a nice gta cat

[open jacinth]

please keep content here related to gta

[open jacinth]

Stop

Why?

Who’s cares

[open jacinth]

just use #🐕┃pet-flex for cat posting

[open jacinth]

this is #📸┃gta-media not cat media?

#🐕┃pet-flex exists 4 a reason

[grim grail]

YOU WHAT

[grim grail]

How do you do that actually?

[sharp nacelle]

Got it first try

I’m gonna get it again for my 2nd try

[open jacinth]

please keep it gta related

[sharp nacelle]

Nvm I got co founder

[sharp nacelle]

She want me Fr

[knotty hemlock]

🤣

[tacit yarrow]

💀

[sharp nacelle]

W

[sharp nacelle]

Got it again

[sharp nacelle]

I got pop star again

My 3rd time

[wanton vapor]

modders @round meadow @maiden prawn @hoary pike

[toxic pawn]

Ay how much do the payphone hits give you

[maiden prawn]

money

[wanton vapor]

170k rn

[wanton vapor]

bullying ppl who use b11 cannon to kill ground targets

also smoke as counter measures

[sharp nacelle]

Got pop star again

[wary kindle]

@wanton vapor fastest vehicle in the sports class

[wanton vapor]

ohhh this one xd 😂

[placid bear]

Tell me if it was just me who has seen or experienced this.

[open jacinth]

I think it’s just u

Might be an invisible wall there for whatever reason

[placid bear]

That’s what was there

We couldn’t get our cars or ourselves through there

[open jacinth]

did u try going in the hangar already on the ground?

might be an Xbox thing idk

[placid bear]

Like 4 times

[open jacinth]

I’ve never had that happen to me before

[placid bear]

Even when we left to the session and restarted it still happened

[open jacinth]

YouTube?

Reddit? maybe u find something similar over there

[placid bear]

I don’t have reddit and I didn’t see anything on YouTube

[open jacinth]

Reddit on browser exists

just search “prison break heist invisible wall at hangar GTAO reddit”

[wanton vapor]

i saw this happening to someone else also before idk remember where tho now

[placid bear]

That’s good to know

[wanton vapor]

nice crew logo

[sharp nacelle]

Just you

2.3m from payphone

[open jacinth]

sheesh

[strange lintel]

Only the sparrow can use that entrance

[pearl violet]

How many pay phones did you do

[rigid kite]

whats payphone

[pearl violet]

It’s with the angency/contract

[rigid kite]

ah

[ionic hatch]

thanks

[maiden prawn]

a phone you pay to use

[rigid kite]

smart

[sharp nacelle]

Like 15 or less

[pearl violet]

I bet that took some time

[sharp nacelle]

It didn’t rlly

It was fast

I did something to make it faster

[wide heath]

If u have mk2 or sum speedy car u can finish pay phone hit in 2 minutes minimum

[waxen root]

Why you flying full speed into the hangar 😭

You will end up just as bad flying at that speed inside

Well not full speed but still way too fast

[waxen root]

I love how the cops don't give a damn

Maybe because of the freemode event

[tidal vessel]

what do I fill here

i want to recover my MK2, it's gone after I replace it with a vehicle in garage

[queen spade]

then put mk2

[tidal vessel]

there's no mk2 selection

[queen spade]

Oppressor MKII

[queen spade]

huh

[maiden prawn]

scroll down to p

it’s pegassi oppressor

[tidal vessel]

tysm

[maiden prawn]

np

ok

[hexed hull]

What yall think?

[maiden prawn]

your name describes yourself

[hexed hull]

Describes your gyal u pussy

[maiden prawn]

[molten kiln]

overcoat looks bad. also i don like the eye color but thas jus me

black n pink also seem weird 2 me but its ur taste ig

[brazen nexus]

This error is so annoying

[rough granite]

Guys please help me with this idk what to do i tried it from a diff network still shows this

[waxen root]

I don't think R★ will cover that type of situation

[tidal vessel]

wait fr?

[waxen root]

Yeah it's probably not enough to have support to help you

[tidal vessel]

a vehicle will destroy after getting replaced in garage?

[waxen root]

It will disappear yeah

[tidal vessel]

i gotta buy a new one???

[waxen root]

Probably

I mean yeah

Wtf Idk why I said probably

[tidal vessel]

damn my 2.9M

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[tidal vessel]

I’m saving up for Toreador but now I gotta buy a new MK2

[waxen root]

Rip

[waxen root]

Bruh nice GTA media you got there

[open jacinth]

keep the content here gta related, thank you

i'm sorry

[maiden prawn]

can’t see shit

ohh

just two red jets terrorizing the streets of los santos

[maiden prawn]

rip

leave the session

[swift magnet]

Average freemode pilot

And nice shot

Learn to dogfight

So you can smack people like that around in the future

[autumn stirrup]

What will they do? It is your fault you replaced it...

[tidal vessel]

i dunno that it will destroy

[tidal vessel]

holy nice discord badge

[autumn stirrup]

What do you think the word replace means?

[tidal vessel]

replace the inside to outside

and the outside to inside

[autumn stirrup]

I think explains it all

[tidal vessel]

alr I'll just buy a new one

[maiden prawn]

[sharp nacelle]

RIP it’s gone forever

[sharp nacelle]

Idk try deleting stuff for storage or something or try YouTube

[sharp nacelle]

That’s tuff

[tidal vessel]

yep

it's sad cuz im saving up for toreador but now I gotta buy a new MK2

[sharp nacelle]

Personally I wouldn’t let no bum ass menu tell me to replace my vehicle

[tidal vessel]

i didnt know my vehicle would destroy

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[rough granite]

Reinstalled the game gotnfixed

[sharp nacelle]

U sound like u don’t care

[strange lintel]

quite unfortunate isn't it?

[sharp nacelle]

@faint drift see not that hard got it like 5 times

[hoary pike]

"Oppz" are u a tryhard acey?

[sharp nacelle]

No

Wat?

Why not

[maiden prawn]

[swift magnet]

I recognize that crew I believe

[ashen needle]

LMAO-

[swift magnet]

The guy who makes alt accounts to spam this server telling people to "get a life"

[sharp nacelle]

I only joined to get the logo on my hoodie

[strange lintel]

wow, I never knew you were into ghillie that much

[maiden prawn]

fr

[sharp nacelle]

Cry

[maiden prawn]

i'm exposed 😭

[swift magnet]

You kiss Ghillie

You sniff Ghillie

You make love to Ghillie

Get a life bozo

[hoary pike]

230 accounts

[raw crater]

thats called being a professional basement sitter

[swift magnet]

Look guys, now I have 2 wannabe tryhards on my dick

[maiden prawn]

i bet he's gonna copy paste that to anyone who pinged him

[sharp nacelle]

@swift magnet

Ok good for u 🤷🏾‍♂️ IG u got it

[swift magnet]

👋🏻

[sharp nacelle]

Where’s my message

[sharp nacelle]

Where is it

[swift magnet]

Where is what

[sharp nacelle]

Thanks I got it

[swift magnet]

You're welcome I guess

[sharp nacelle]

Who’s ghillie

[swift magnet]

How much of a fucking cringelord do you have to be to feel the need to 1-up people about their stats on gta 😭

[raw crater]

a yt'er

[sharp nacelle]

YouTuber nice 🤭

[maiden prawn]

[swift magnet]

You were the one who started it though?

What is there to show regarding your stats

[sharp nacelle]

There’s nothing to show here

[maiden prawn]

if there's nothing to show then why did you upload it

[sharp nacelle]

605 races won COMON buddy u even know what color the sky is

[sharp nacelle]

Why not

Just stats nothing special

[swift magnet]

I haven't seen sunlight in weeks

[sharp nacelle]

I fucking suck at races I won like 6 and lost 58

[swift magnet]

I don't know my race stats

[sharp nacelle]

I don’t rlly focus on mini games in gta and stuff I only focus on making money

Don’t got time for mini games

Waiting for a mod to say OFF TOPIC

[swift magnet]

[maiden prawn]

if you wanna chat without cooldown do it in gta discussion

unlike me

[swift magnet]

Again, haven't seen sunlight in weeks

[sharp nacelle]

Tuff life must be sad probably took him years but bro has been probably playing everyday that’s sad

[swift magnet]

Level 4k isn't legit

[maiden prawn]

it's legit

he's legit

[swift magnet]

How

[maiden prawn]

he just play a lot

you can check it in sc

[swift magnet]

I thought it wasn't possible even if he played 24/7 since launch

[maiden prawn]

have seen sunlight

[swift magnet]

Damn aight

[hoary pike]

What hoe

[swift magnet]

Outfit checks out

[hoary pike]

💀

[maiden prawn]

lol

[hoary pike]

Literally has the stereotypical griefer outfit

[maiden prawn]

he's missing the most important thing

[swift magnet]

If you know you know 🤫

[hoary pike]

That is?

[maiden prawn]

helmet

[hoary pike]

Oh ye

[maiden prawn]

yes i know

for the most

[maiden prawn]

for the most underpowered glitch right?

[sharp nacelle]

How do I check that

[swift magnet]

Basically yeah

[maiden prawn]

i only know how to do the one where you can only enable it once

[hoary pike]

Ok cool

[maiden prawn]

i'm too lazy to do the yatch one

[sharp nacelle]

I gotta be on pc that’s tuff

[swift magnet]

You don't do it with a yacht

Not anymore, they patched that I think

[maiden prawn]

oh

please share your methods

[sharp nacelle]

Found it

I just requested pc website

For apple

[swift magnet]

It's pretty convoluted and I don't remember exactly how to do it but it's with the "change appearance" feature

[sharp nacelle]

Mad crazy I also just got this not to long ago

[maiden prawn]

oh

[swift magnet]

0 player kills 🤔

[sharp nacelle]

Ima just call u noob ;))

[swift magnet]

[sharp nacelle]

5k kills and 0 accuracy that’s crazy

[sharp nacelle]

That’s someone else right?

[maiden prawn]

[swift magnet]

No it's mine, I don't know why the stats are bugged

[sharp nacelle]

Sus

[swift magnet]

I think they only show on the mk1 sniper for some reason

[maiden prawn]

yeah

it says that my mk1 sniper is the most used one

when i never even used it

[swift magnet]

Seems more accurate

[sharp nacelle]

I need to get better with aim correctly

I used to use ap pistol mad often than I stopped

I don’t even have a mk2 sniper

[swift magnet]

12k feet, I have no idea when or how this happened

[maiden prawn]

scram jet maybe

[sharp nacelle]

Or a ramp

[swift magnet]

[sharp nacelle]

Like he said he hasn’t seen daylight

[swift magnet]

xd

[sharp nacelle]

Nope

[maiden prawn]

jeez i hope my stats isn't so high that people make assumptions

[sharp nacelle]

I got more player kills and ur a higher level than me

[maiden prawn]

im not talking about the money

[sharp nacelle]

Anyways somewhere out there some kid probably has like a million players killed

[maiden prawn]

i'm level 139

[sharp nacelle]

Oh I’m higher

[maiden prawn]

jk its bad

[opal canyon]

yo what's up i'm new to gta online

[swift magnet]

8.75 kd sus

[sharp nacelle]

L stats

[maiden prawn]

[sharp nacelle]

That’s him officer GRIEFER

[swift magnet]

I have killed more players than cops what the fuck

[sharp nacelle]

I’ve been playing this game for like 6-7-8 years and my stats are bad

Level 85 in 3 months

I was gonna say how’s it possible but it’s very possible level 80 is like 150-180 hours

[maiden prawn]

true

[sharp nacelle]

That’s crazy back in my day you used to grind for 4 mill

[maiden prawn]

but they don't give new players lamar

[sharp nacelle]

I got Lamar first time I played I got my first car to

I’m very old In gta

[swift magnet]

Most of these were lazers I'm pretty sure

[maiden prawn]

does the one on one deathmatch in freemode count here

[swift magnet]

No

[swift magnet]

Or I don't think so

[sharp nacelle]

That’s crazy 18.3K

[maiden prawn]

funny cause the only type of deathmatches i ever did was one on one deathmatches

[swift magnet]

Then maybe it does count

[swift magnet]

Now hold on a minute

[maiden prawn]

i wish my first character stats carry over in social club

[sharp nacelle]

I do

[maiden prawn]

the only thing it carry over is career

[sharp nacelle]

A lot actually I think that stat bugged

I literally have like 30 cars stacked up in cargo

That’s like 80% I been tryna sell them

[swift magnet]

I think it's from modders dropping money, either that or the stats are fucked

Oh, makes sense

[sharp nacelle]

If I don’t?

[maiden prawn]

what. so on consoles if you do replay glitch it does count in stats?

[swift magnet]

xd

[maiden prawn]

yeah i know

[sharp nacelle]

What if I shouldn’t

[maiden prawn]

but it counts in stats?

[swift magnet]

Somehow, I've spent more time in planes than cars

[sharp nacelle]

Or what if I mustn’t

If I don’t wanna get cookies

Pause

Ppl actually buy that so sad

[swift magnet]

I wish there was a way to see how many player kills in weaponized vehicles you have

[maiden prawn]

i think it counts in vehicular kills

which is 95% of my kills

[sharp nacelle]

Cool but that’s so sad buying a starter pack

Game is supposed to be learned

Rockstar greedy

[swift magnet]

Pretty sure this is for running people over, and it counts for both players and NPCs

[maiden prawn]

where is it i can't find it again

[swift magnet]

Crimes

[maiden prawn]

oh

[swift magnet]

I've killed 2 poor souls with the stun gun

[sharp nacelle]

That’s tuff I remember I used to have

[open jacinth]

idk some radom invited me and he had that

[swift magnet]

No way I have 0 player kills with this

[open jacinth]

idk

[maiden prawn]

what the shit

[swift magnet]

I think most of the "deaths by" were inflicted by myself xd

[maiden prawn]

very relatable

[swift magnet]

I still have it 👀

[sharp nacelle]

I lost my panther

[swift magnet]

[maiden prawn]

yes you just sent it

[open jacinth]

yes

[swift magnet]

In all my years of playing, I've been killed by someone using a navy revolver twice

Killed by this once

[sharp nacelle]

AYO fortnite pump shot gun

[swift magnet]

😱

[maiden prawn]

AYO

[sharp nacelle]

That’s crazy where can I get one

[maiden prawn]

cayo

[swift magnet]

In cayo perico

[sharp nacelle]

I gotta go all the way there

Ima look up a video

[runic wing]

Can someone help me make money in gta I started yesterday on pc please let me drive your cars

[maiden prawn]

lol

[maiden prawn]

wowzers

[autumn stirrup]

plant is blocking your screen

[sharp nacelle]

I’ll rlly go to cayo rn to get one

[sharp nacelle]

On PC good luck buddy

What are you FBI KGB CIA bro popped up his info straight up

[swift magnet]

Lmfao 175m from betting

[runic wing]

How wtf

Did you give me that

[maiden prawn]

the magic of the internet

[sharp nacelle]

How u level 500 and made 0 from jobs

[maiden prawn]

how else

[swift magnet]

He's on pc

[sharp nacelle]

That’s crazy

[runic wing]

I play ps5

I made overall like 120 mill

[sharp nacelle]

Good luck on pc bud

Is this real

[runic wing]

Thanks

I b2b alott

[sharp nacelle]

Ahem

[waxen root]

Wdym bruh you literally have it

[maiden prawn]

it’s gonna be out between today and the future

[sharp nacelle]

Old screenshot

[swift magnet]

I still have mine from like 9 months ago, I guess I just got lucky

[waxen root]

And 99.99% of griefers' kills

[swift magnet]

Lmfao how

[waxen root]

Wdym how

????

They're flying nothing about that is weird

[swift magnet]

So true

[waxen root]

Oh wait

[maiden prawn]

[waxen root]

It's a merryweather soldier

[sharp nacelle]

Ayo

[waxen root]

[waxen root]

Bruh nice GTA media you got there

[sharp nacelle]

Thanks bro ikr

[waxen root]

Yea

[swift magnet]

Compared to how it was yeah

I will never forget the unending pain of doing the prison break with randoms

[waxen root]

Snoop Dogg would ace the "hold ups" stat

[waxen root]

Why tf do you have almost 9 KD

That's like a tryhard's KD

[maiden prawn]

i don’t wish to answer

[waxen root]

Where are these stats btw? In Social Club or in the iFruit app?

[maiden prawn]

social club

website

[sharp nacelle]

Ppl rlly use the ifruit app that’s craz y

[waxen root]

Custom license plates:

Lol

[swift magnet]

What the fuck

[waxen root]

Yes

[swift magnet]

Was just about to ask

[waxen root]

1,089 mph is crazy tho, even for a glitch

[swift magnet]

Yeah

[waxen root]

How fast?

714 meter stoppie
4569 meter wheelie

Wait what

You can use metric system in the stats??

How?

I have metric system in-game

But in social club it shows the imperial

[swift magnet]

I have socialist measurements in-game but american on the stats screen

[maiden prawn]

i have the american language in game but english on sc

[autumn basalt]

Whoops…

[waxen root]

Wdym bruh??? It shows "kph" on your screenshit

screenshot*

Leaving that legendary typo

Oh

No way does someone have 1 million wins in fuckin arm wrestling

That's gotta be glitched or modded or something

[swift magnet]

How long does one arm wrestling match take?

Actually it really doesn't matter, let's say it's 10 seconds (which it's not), then he has still spent 10 million seconds doing it

Which is the equivalent of

2777 hours

That is more than I have in the game overall 💀

Zender96 built different

[maiden prawn]

man’s just too good at arm wrestling

[swift magnet]

One year is like 8.5k hours...

So whoever you're talking about has spent like 3.5 years on the game

ChrisGamer1996 built different

[autumn stirrup]

That is actually 3 whole years of your life spent actually playing one game.

What about the professional that did it all legit.

[swift magnet]

I did the math, this guy has spent an average of about 8.8 hours per day on gta

[swift magnet]

Like, every single day, since launch in 2013

[maiden prawn]

he’s legit but nothing compared to this guy

[swift magnet]

What level is Chris

[open jacinth]

yo

[swift magnet]

And of course he's a hardcore grinder

That is six billion dollars 😐

And it's on his second character, I don't even want to know how much on his first

That is

[maiden prawn]

yeah

[swift magnet]

Something, for sure

[maiden prawn]

prob casino chips

[swift magnet]

You basically can't spend that much money

1 billion dollars is enough to get everything in the entire game

Much, much more than enough

At that point it's not even for making money to spend, it's an addiction 💀

[maiden prawn]

wdym

new update will probably lower his net worth by 0.01%

[swift magnet]

Honestly that just makes me mad

You have a limited amount of time on this earth, WHY would you spend that much time watching a number increase in a videogame

[maiden prawn]

you’re unusual

[swift magnet]

ChrisGamer1996 about to turn me into a griefer 😭

[maiden prawn]

makes sense

[swift magnet]

Me after relentlessly griefing ChrisGamer1996 until he quits GTA and gets a life

[maiden prawn]

that’s what i’m gonna answer people questioning my kd from now on

[lime linden]

skill issue

[swift magnet]

Lmao what the fuck

[swift magnet]

Okay, why is it as high as it is

[maiden prawn]

because i indirectly help people get a life

thank me later

[swift magnet]

Fair

[waxen root]

"without afk" how do you know that?

Lol no he's not

He's literally underrated look at his views & subs

Compared to how much of a grinder and chad he is

[karmic moth]

This is what I mean with no grille

[waxen root]

Ok?

You didn't say anything about that tho

[karmic moth]

I saw a car and wanna know what it is.. some people are trying to help me to figure out what that car was

In #🚔┃gta-discussion

[maiden prawn]

in #🚔┃gta-discussion

lol

[waxen root]

Oh

Ok

[open jacinth]

Poor

[maiden prawn]

are you trying to become chris gamer

can’t argue with that

[open jacinth]

500k with upgrades I’m pretty sure

[brazen nexus]

700,000

[open jacinth]

when selling its 1,050,000

only sell solo if bar is around 1/4 quarter full

He done breaking bad

[brazen nexus]

Make sure to buy supplies and not steal

Wastes a lot of time

[maiden prawn]

he’s doing the el camino: a breaking bad movie

[queen spade]

and buying supplies is a waste of money

[brazen nexus]

You can just do a bunch of vip work and client jobs

[queen spade]

and that wastes you more time correct?

[brazen nexus]

Buying supplies gives 2 hours before you can sell it

[queen spade]

2 hours when stealing supplies takes you 15 mins

then add a few minutes or an hour after that 15

[analog flame]

seems legit

[swift magnet]

Buying supplies is wayyy more time efficient

[wide heath]

It is but when u r rich or u have all businesses upgrades

[cosmic nova]

try looking in warstock

and screenshot it there

[karmic moth]

Look in #🗑the-garbage about the car

Oh..

[open jacinth]

Orb him

LaZaR

[swift magnet]

But you're wasting more time on gta by stealing supplies???

[swift magnet]

I have literally no idea what you're talking about, please enlighten me

There's an alien egg resupply mission?

I had no idea, that's pretty cool

[timid sparrow]

Did cayo solo after taking a break for a while.

[sharp nacelle]

That’s crazy y’all twins or something same haircut and everything

[open jacinth]

Me in GTA

[sharp nacelle]

Hey guys I think that’s him in gta