📸┃gta-media

[open jacinth]

You don't really need to follow the ground path lol.

I always take roof

[brave zodiac]

@cyan moat I am against cheating and I would never offer to help one. I did offer to help you.

@cyan moat We all start or restart somewhere. I'll help if I can.

[cyan moat]

sure thing!

[strange lintel]

😑

[open jacinth]

@trim steeple ban these idiots, I clicked on a link and it leads to a discord server with a shit ton of horny idiots

Click the link

[trim steeple]

ik

i've banned like 5 of these guys from morning

[open jacinth]

[undone wing]

i joined one of them just to explore and i fapped 12 times today

[strange lintel]

😐

[open jacinth]

What?

[dire raft]

ill try. thanks

so if I cant go in job, how to quit and try again?

@hoary pike and @wanton vapor now I can't even play the Cypress Flats mission xD

[strange lintel]

sad

[hoary pike]

Just walk around for a bit and the job will show up. At least that's what my friend told me lol (don't use vehicles)

[dire raft]

No. The job started. It is basically stuck on the infinite loading screen

[dire raft]

I can't even move. It keeps on loading/being stuck on this screen

[hoary pike]

so you go there and walk around a bit to find the trigger and it’ll explain jobs to you in the cutscene. Then it’ll probably freeze up after the end message so you go to pause menu then online then creator and start that up. Then go back to menu and online and go to an online session

After that wait a few mins in new session it’ll say go to the industrial plant. Then after you do the plant survival you wait a few mins in free mode and Simeon calls. When that ends find a new session and you’re good

[undone wing]

just joking dude

[dire raft]

I tried to do this. But, I cannot open creator as it says "Complete all GTA Online tutorials to unlock creator"

The Cypress Flats and Industrial Plant missions went away but the bug is still there

[fathom bridge]

pizza delivery

[open jacinth]

@open jacinth happy now?

[open jacinth]

[fathom bridge]

😂

[open jacinth]

My eyes hurt

What is your resolution

[fathom bridge]

1440*1080 (potato pc)

[open jacinth]

Play it in 1920 x 1080

Nvm

Play it in 720p

[fathom bridge]

m good with this res

[hoary mountain]

Not cool man if this is happening to you

[open jacinth]

sure it's fun

.__.

[hoary mountain]

i dont think so

[open jacinth]

how long have you been playing

[hoary mountain]

like 1-2 week

not here for so much but i see every day griefers lol

[open jacinth]

-__- you played for 1-2 weeks

I've finished everything in the game

[hoary mountain]

i dont care man

[open jacinth]

you don't care because you don't know anything

I usually defend cargo but when there's no cargo to defend i get very bored

I'm gonna do a doomsday act 3 pistol only run on saturday solo

[open jacinth]

you're new to the game so you don't know shit

[hoary mountain]

what??? I know some things man

[open jacinth]

[hoary mountain]

what level do you think mine

? @open jacinth

[open jacinth]

5

[hoary mountain]

Lmao what

[open jacinth]

I'm almost level 160 with 24 days spent in online

-__-

I've wasted 36 days of my life discovering everything in the game

[rocky notch]

Amazing achievement

[hoary mountain]

50-60 level total 105hour spent in gta5

[open jacinth]

ok so you're new

[hoary mountain]

im not noob man

but yes im new and im proud of that 💀

[open jacinth]

ik you've played more, I'm just letting this guy know that he's new

[open jacinth]

ok then pvp me on saturday

[hoary mountain]

no you will beat me probably

[rocky notch]

No one cares about playtime or stats here , just help or move on

[open jacinth]

and it's not an achievement, I'm not exactly experienced either

[open jacinth]

he was the one who trash talked me

obv didn't see me giving out free cayos and offering help

💀

[hoary mountain]

what man i just told you griefing is not fun

[hoary mountain]

.

[open jacinth]

it's not for you, and I don't think hopping into a warzone is griefing

I drive into the area and everyone shoots at me so I just shoot everyone in the area

is there an issue with that?

[hoary mountain]

no

[open jacinth]

then?

[rocky notch]

You must be a special kind of stupid for telling a new player who can't defend himself , that getting killed over and over again is not fun

[open jacinth]

I'm telling him that it's fun from the POV of the person killing him

💀

I don't find killing low levels fun fyi

I always go for the modders who use godmode and then get surprised when they have no more godmode

[rocky notch]

Literally no one cares

[open jacinth]

he does

you just came here to insult me

[wraith fjord]

do you care @hoary mountain

[rocky notch]

You're the only one typing here

[hoary mountain]

💀 no

[open jacinth]

hello this guy doesn't exist I guess

[wraith fjord]

look he doesnt care

[open jacinth]

if you didn't care you wouldn't have replied to me to trash talk me fighting randoms

[rocky notch]

Man ur ego must be high af

[open jacinth]

[wraith fjord]

he has giveaway god ofc he does

[open jacinth]

and I'm not the one who kills random noobs if they don't shoot at me first

[rocky notch]

Bro

No one cares

[open jacinth]

at least I didn't spend my time typing over 10k messages to get perms

-__-

[rocky notch]

About your shitty gta logic

[wraith fjord]

okay so

[hoary mountain]

Dude, can't we end this fight? makes no sense lmao

[rocky notch]

Zjz can't comprehend to shut the fuck up for once

[open jacinth]

you think that just because you've been here longer you have the right to insult anyone

[open jacinth]

okay

[rocky notch]

He has to ramble about everything

[wraith fjord]

yeah i do

[open jacinth]

hm you've been here longer, but you don't even know shit about the game

[wraith fjord]

[wraith fjord]

dude i just came here 💀

[rocky notch]

Not everyone plays gta 24x7 like u

[open jacinth]

you don't know the limits for things, what files get dropped during updates and everything

[open jacinth]

you've got more gta hours than me stfu

-__-

[wraith fjord]

bro no one cares about that

[rocky notch]

Ok nerd

Do I boast about it

[open jacinth]

I didn't boast about it?

[rocky notch]

If the answer is no, stfu

[rocky notch]

Ahem

[wraith fjord]

yeah you didnt boast

[rocky notch]

Ahem

[open jacinth]

ahem

[wraith fjord]

what

[rocky notch]

Nice logic

[open jacinth]

wow

[rocky notch]

Nice context

[wraith fjord]

how does that relate to this argument

[rocky notch]

Zjz can't face facts

[open jacinth]

and this

[wraith fjord]

whats wrong with that snowflake

[open jacinth]

what "facts" are you talking about

[rocky notch]

He just to fling random shit and hope it sticks

[open jacinth]

you're the one doing that

[wraith fjord]

you talk about gta modding every fucking day

[rocky notch]

Nope

[rocky notch]

Ahem

[open jacinth]

sure, I learn more about anticheat and game rendering every day

[rocky notch]

I don't pull random screenshots lol

[rocky notch]

Ok nerd

[open jacinth]

you find the messages and reply

I just search instead

[wraith fjord]

so how does that help

[hoary mountain]

yo chill guys why this thing still going on

[rocky notch]

Ok nerd

[open jacinth]

so it does help me gain knowledge to use it when I need it?

-__-

you don't even know how sigging works I guess

[wraith fjord]

how about you use that knowledge somewhere else

[rocky notch]

Ok nerd

[open jacinth]

I do that

[wraith fjord]

do you

[open jacinth]

appears that you have nothing to say

[rocky notch]

I don't have to say anything else

[wraith fjord]

yeah

[rocky notch]

You're just talking random bs

[open jacinth]

yes, I use my obsfucation skills from making my menu to obsfucate my program so it's harder to decompile and reverse engineer for better security

[wraith fjord]

🤓

[open jacinth]

[wraith fjord]

there he goes

[rocky notch]

Random bs go

[open jacinth]

basic UI design using c++ through making a menu

[open jacinth]

ah yes you don't even know what it is

-___-

[wraith fjord]

ted actually makes money irl

[open jacinth]

making a half working skid menu still teaches you more than spending 1000h in game

[rocky notch]

You don't want me to start on what I do irl

[open jacinth]

okay

[rocky notch]

Moron

[wraith fjord]

dude acts like a god because he knows coding shit 💀

[rocky notch]

That too on a game as easy as gta

[wraith fjord]

gta 5 is so easy to cheat

[open jacinth]

okay then you can start on it

[rocky notch]

Not everything revolves around your big head

[open jacinth]

true but if you release the cheat your cheat is fked

[rocky notch]

No one cares

[wraith fjord]

true

[open jacinth]

they only monitor money so yes

i mean not only monitor that

but mostly that

[wraith fjord]

🤓

[rocky notch]

If u want to talk about cheats go to the proper discord

[open jacinth]

nightclub safe, arcade safe, orbital canon, heists, casino slots and other stuff

[rocky notch]

This ain't the right place

[wraith fjord]

how about you start coding for bitches

[open jacinth]

then if you want to boost your ego go somewhere else as well

[rocky notch]

Says u

[wraith fjord]

you are also boosting your ego

[open jacinth]

doing a simple search to look at your message history shows how large of an ego you have

[rocky notch]

Lol

[wraith fjord]

ironic

[open jacinth]

yes but at least I admit it

[rocky notch]

I can't be bothered to search ur messages

[wraith fjord]

nerdy ass messages

[open jacinth]

then you have no proof, too bad

[rocky notch]

Nice logic

[open jacinth]

better than stupid ass messages at least

[wraith fjord]

nah dude its worse

[open jacinth]

that's how it works

[rocky notch]

Coming from you , sure

Having a simple conversation is so hard for zjz , he has to appear as a know it all

[wraith fjord]

yeah

[open jacinth]

because I do know what you're discussing and you choose to discuss that

if you discuss something more random I won't say shit

💀

[rocky notch]

U do all the time

You don't make sense 90 % of the time too

It's just random bs

Literally no one cares about the shit you say

[wraith fjord]

fr

[rocky notch]

Quality > quantity anyday

For you it's the opposite

Now please stfu and go touch grass

[wraith fjord]

he lives in singapore sadly

[rocky notch]

Go jump in Marina bay then

[open jacinth]

you're more active than I am and your messages are full of shit anyway

[rocky notch]

Ok and

[wraith fjord]

lol what

[rocky notch]

Lol he's coping so hard

It's ok zjz , hold the L

[open jacinth]

Joke's on you, I touch grass every tent pitch on wednesday and friday

[wraith fjord]

only those days?

[open jacinth]

no

I go for a 5km run everyday

[wraith fjord]

yeah sure

[rocky notch]

Lol fatass

[open jacinth]

yeah sure, I have proof

[wraith fjord]

show us

[rocky notch]

Watch it be from the internet

[wraith fjord]

😱

[rocky notch]

With zjz it's always random bs

[wraith fjord]

he will create the proof from his coding skills

[rocky notch]

Epic coding skills

[open jacinth]

Ha idiot

[rocky notch]

Nice run

[open jacinth]

I don’t record my runs

[rocky notch]

Nice proof

[open jacinth]

I can post one rn

I’ll find it

[rocky notch]

Cope harder

[wraith fjord]

lol

[open jacinth]

Recorded it as a walk accidentally

[rocky notch]

Nice run

As I said random bs

U just hope it sticks , but sadly it doesn't

[wraith fjord]

random bullshit go!!!!!!!

[open jacinth]

try maintaining that speed for 1h+

-__-

and I also took stops that counted

[open jacinth]

still more proof than you

[open jacinth]

I said I don't record everything

[wraith fjord]

you still wanna continue

[rocky notch]

Bro. Stop trying so much , it's ok to accept an L

[wraith fjord]

yeah dude

[open jacinth]

Well then if you don’t even have any proof then…

[open jacinth]

I accept the L

Happy now?

[wraith fjord]

good

[open jacinth]

😂

[rocky notch]

Myst never even said anything about him exercising

You're just making stuff up now

[open jacinth]

10km walk cuz rocks

Yea try running into a bunch of trees and rocks

I bet you can go faster while it’s also raining and you can’t see shit

and yes I can play the piano

that's something I have proof of

[open jacinth]

nice you play AC

what map mods do you have

or car mods

anything

:/

[wraith fjord]

dude i just played

[open jacinth]

ok sry

:/

[graceful peak]

Fuck you zemon

[placid jasper]

legendary dodge

[pine veldt]

WTF?!

[placid jasper]

all skill

[narrow ore]

opinions on this for a bank heist rp vid thumnail

[placid jasper]

change rainbow text to white font and black border/black font white border

[narrow ore]

kk

[grave drift]

@open jacinth this u?

[open jacinth]

HOW?

[open jacinth]

chrome buzzard is basicly a flying nightshark

[timid saddle]

Sheesh your rich

[glass prawn]

What’s website is that

[weak basin]

rockstar

[sturdy cloak]

Wasp guy

Tggggggg

[open jacinth]

Wtf is your problem

No max stats

[open jacinth]

Play on increasing strength

[wanton vapor]

U flying heli with mouse override ?

[placid jasper]

indeed

[wintry falcon]

Mmmmm very noice distance

[polar breach]

What was the challenge?

[wintry falcon]

Fly inverted near the ground

[polar breach]

Oh cool

[open jacinth]

how much money did u get?

[wintry falcon]

39k lol

[open jacinth]

kinda noice

[wintry falcon]

Yeah not bad for flying 5 min lol

[open jacinth]

then very nice

[wintry falcon]

Yeah

[open jacinth]

Lol

[knotty drift]

does anyone wanna screw around and do fun stuff on pc

[open jacinth]

modder?

[grave drift]

I used the coordinates u sent and google Earth

[open jacinth]

thats some complex gaming

[short bear]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-online-get-on-hop-on-get-on-gta-gif-22413234

[surreal crater]

Yes getting on now yes

[open jacinth]

Just be a jet nolifer retard like what I was when I hit level 70

[sharp briar]

I’m level 40 lol

[open jacinth]

I’m level 156, it doesn’t matter

I can no longer fight properly now cuz of my mouse

[polar breach]

Is there a way to skip cutscenes? They are long and annoying

[finite crow]

Nope

[hardy maple]

in storymode just press x
in online no

[mossy basalt]

This from rockstar it self

[hoary pike]

May 20 2022. Yoo panther's coming next week

[mint idol]

I that means

I can grind cayo

Again

But how I do solo restart?

[ripe stag]

you ever just

Yk what I mean

hits different

[ashen relic]

Can someone explain me why it's not starting

[mossy basalt]

120p

[unreal basalt]

reload it on steam supports no help

its more of an update it doesnt hurt your game

[ashen relic]

Ok

Thanks man

But im PS4

[unreal basalt]

oh can you verify the integrity of the game there? thers also a new driver update

idk

are you in vip or on the wrong page

wait 3 days for support

[ashen relic]

Im MC

Ok damm

Man those missions are so stuckkkk they stuck my game

[strange lintel]

sad

[ember cradle]

hey

can u send a another screenshot pls?

[unreal basalt]

[finite crow]

Maybe switch server and try again?

[violet rose]

It's a glitch. A lot of ppl has been getting that glitch for the last 3 days

[open jacinth]

Thank god

[open jacinth]

I

I don't know if this is rare but I found this car at the pier

Oh but I can't put it in my agency

[shrewd bear]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mossy basalt]

Go to your settings, click down to users and account, click restore license for all games

[open jacinth]

Just kill people in jets

you dont?

no i dont feel like it

well not for you

[low compass]

@deep swift

[deep swift]

@low compass bad

Ew gta

Also how tf you got pancake god?

[deep swift]

BRO the karma tho... @open jacinth

(look in chat)

[open jacinth]

Well deserved

Hope you won

[polar breach]

How to unlock the trade price for vehicles?

[polar breach]

ok thx

[open jacinth]

hes got a point

[night flume]

A dick is technically made of meat right?

[grand glen]

not really

i dont think so

[open jacinth]

This or this

Which is better

But the more expensive one gives more money right

I send the wrong sc

This one

Ima get the more expensive one since u start with more money

Alr

Then ima get the cheaper one

Thanks for ur help

[oak rune]

wtf is going on

[strange lintel]

nothing, nothing is going on

[oak rune]

do u not hear that

its still playing

why is it saying im killing everyone

[strange lintel]

it sounds like something rubbing against a spinning fan blade

[sage parcel]

Isn`t it the UFO sound?

[vernal void]

Im only getting this amount stock over 1 supply buy

[open jacinth]

cheap first then grind for kosatka

not worth 15 bucks

15 bucks more

[weak basin]

The scramjet is based of this car if you guys didn’t know

[last birch]

Bro if you are so desperate for 1.25 mil I'll just invite you to a cayo heist and give you some.

[last birch]

Thank you for letting me know. What is this car based off of?

[weak basin]

Speed racer

[last birch]

It kinda just looks like a Honda

[weak basin]

Ohhhh that car I thought you were talking about the one I sent

That’s based of fast and furious

And I think you knew that 🤨

[finite crow]

Speed. That snail

[wind yacht]

Guys

ietsfzo hi bro

[open jacinth]

it's a nissan r32 gtr if you actually didn't know

and the livery is from fast and furious

[low compass]

hehe

[open jacinth]

The car is based off Paul walker Nissan Skyline

[fading hound]

@wind yacht

[open jacinth]

nice i can see everything

[proven jewel]

Nostalgia

So old i have it on dvd

[weak basin]

Good movie/show

[proven jewel]

Movie

Starts with a armoured black market lorry

[rocky fiber]

This is a Nissan Skyline R33, with a Fast & Furious paintjob

[open jacinth]

it's a 32

[open jacinth]

Pov: mugger takes yo avenger

Lol

[strange lintel]

now that's an avenger level threat

[delicate sandal]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

Log in to your account

[delicate sandal]

i did

[open jacinth]

Umm

[delicate sandal]

oh u mean verifying email

[open jacinth]

Obviously

[delicate sandal]

k lemme tweet aboutthem so i get 15gb

[open jacinth]

Wait no

If you have an account you can get 10GB

If you tweet you get 15

It may take a while

[delicate sandal]

yea gonna do that

[delicate sandal]

done

got 13 gb now left

[open jacinth]

Nice

:|

[proven jewel]

Return to facility

[strange lintel]

nah, just buy a new one

[proven jewel]

You cant

I hate muggers tbh

If you use mugger you are disappointment

Unless it is to stop MK2 spammers ehen they get more missles

[strange lintel]

I rarely get mugged, I think I've only been mugged twice in my 2000 hours of playing

[proven jewel]

I have never been mugged because i just user the lazer and MK1

[hardy maple]

means ur avenger is gone forever??
and u cant even buy new one!?

[proven jewel]

Ik

[hardy maple]

im asking

[proven jewel]

Ya you cant buy a new one

[hardy maple]

so its gone forever??

[proven jewel]

Because if yoy could it would not be upgradeable

[hardy maple]

but he can do this right?

[proven jewel]

Yes thatcis why i think muggers cant steal those types of vehicles

[proven jewel]

Or enter another service vehicle

Like i said muggers are shit and scummy

[hardy maple]

yes 😭

[junior solar]

I did a flip over a npc lol

[open jacinth]

Don't mind if I do😂😂😂 R* is handing this out to everyone by mistake its meant to be for GTA+ members

nah it ain't a mistake they're probably just trying to keep their players

Are we allowed to put links to other youtubers videos in this server? Ill link to a video where he explains it is for GTA+ members

in #🗑the-garbage

Alright ill drop the link in there

[fringe cloak]

i have a problem can somone help me with that i went los santos tuners but hoa dont not call me or message so How to UNLOCK HAO'S SPECIAL WORKS

[tender palm]

its a next gen only thing

[tender palm]

if you on ps or last gen you cant get him to call its not part of the game unfortunately. hopefully it will come soon. but i have my doubts. rockstar wants as much $ as they can draw from gta lol

[fringe cloak]

thnx man it is so sad to heir this

[tender palm]

lol i was upset when it wasn't coming to ps4. i thought maybe pc would get it. but it wasnt the case 🙄

[fringe cloak]

what is the feaster car in gta 5 i can get now

so i can finish the time trial

[tender palm]

pariah still i believe

ignus krieger or rsx i believe are also pretty fast never done time trials though not sure how they would do

[proven jewel]

Mugger users also make MK2 users like a littke better

[vast summit]

who’s playing in nat type 3?

cuz im on a nat type 3 player and i dont have friends in their

[errant leaf]

Hi dereeee it’s meee 🤗

PS4/PS5 player new to the server, less than a week in here & love the community already 💞

[open jacinth]

uh

[strange lintel]

....

[wraith fjord]

is that you? 💀 💀 @stark wyvern

oh fuck sorry

[errant leaf]

No lol. I’m just letting y’all know that this is what I look like in game if y’all see me around

[wraith fjord]

okay i see

[errant leaf]

My apologies for trying to spread some positivity lol

[stark wyvern]

Oh sorry

[mystic condor]

🗿

[glacial relic]

car?

[finite crow]

I can help tho on ps5

[last birch]

It looks like a pfister comet rs

[chrome jetty]

I only got 500k

[open jacinth]

Smart guy detected

[open jacinth]

Is this where to do heist and stuff

[lean orbit]

what?

[wind jewel]

No

[inner pendant]

can someone help me with gta5 cayo perico heist prep s please

[rocky fiber]

what the heck did I just come across

[open jacinth]

don't lie, that's your car

[rocky fiber]

it's not actually lmao. I stumbled across it after reloading my save. AI was driving it

[mossy glacier]

happend to me to find some very "onlinish" cars while driving in solo

[queen spade]

i find some aswell

[mossy glacier]

sometime they are cool, like this one, wonder what it is

[queen spade]

thats the same name of the car that molly drives in sp, i found the same car he posted before but i cant recall where exactly i got it

[mossy glacier]

ok, i don't have the time to search rn, if you recall fell free to dm me

[open jacinth]

Simple solution
Dont grind that shit

[fathom bridge]

6th time in a row 🙂

[slim heath]

Sad

[open jacinth]

💀💀💀💀

[thorn gorge]

Bro sending us GTA selfies 💀 AND BACKSHOTS AHAHA

[hoary mountain]

can anyone help me

ANYBODY?

[wanton vapor]

Help in ?

[hoary mountain]

bro i just got attacking from Hukl's 💀 💀 💀

[wanton vapor]

Those spammer bot's?

[hoary mountain]

Yee

They become a gang 💀 🗿

[open jacinth]

I dont have a problem
The alternative is casinos

[mystic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[open jacinth]

Stfu

[hardy maple]

ur in love with ur character*

[finite crow]

[hardy maple]

not me...him

[finite crow]

i know ❤️

you are my simp

[hardy maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/844343125689892864.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

hol up...wait a minute...somethinaint right

[finite crow]

😄

[strong yoke]

Cayo perico? El Rubio irl?

[finite crow]

[strong yoke]

Very cool

You would think el Rubio would check the google map reviews but no

[rose yacht]

Wait a moment 41/40 on cash? Is this even possible?

[thorny quest]

eh error ig idk

its free money who cares

[strange lintel]

bonk

[finite crow]

i hate those people in the bs alien crap

[chrome grove]

not sure if i can post things like this but yea this is my Life in gta online (if you know how to stop those spam let me know )

[open jacinth]

Just a normal day in GTA online PC

[rose yacht]

Use geforce experience to record your game play its too easy

[open jacinth]

Yeh, press Windows+G

[rose yacht]

Its alt+Z not windows +G

Windows +G is for windows game recorder

[open jacinth]

its for game bar overlay

[rose yacht]

I am talking about nvidia

Game bar usually reduces fps so I prefer geforce

[open jacinth]

It is for xbox one, my bad

[open jacinth]

no

[rose yacht]

On pc it does

[open jacinth]

it doesn't really, at least not for me

[fathom bridge]

7th 🙂

[thorn gorge]

Bro stop lying. Theres no chance that the time is the same every single time. Every time its 18:22, youre just reusing the picture. Shut up alrdy

[fathom bridge]

👍🏻

[thorn gorge]

also 7 TIMES?

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[fathom bridge]

👍🏻

[fathom bridge]

"every time its 18:22"😂 😂

[chrome grove]

got it next time because it going to happen soon for sure xD

[finite crow]

[weary finch]

Does anyone know the reason for this

Because I'm Hella confused why I just got 200k rn

Nvm checked online

[hoary mountain]

Can someone tell what is this car? I see on podium and its cool

[finite crow]

and?

i never get that XD

[finite crow]

grotti turismo?

[wide heath]

Better that than tequila

[open jacinth]

emerus?

[hard hamlet]

[open jacinth]

Lol

[thorny quest]

TF

[mystic condor]

💀💀💀💀

[thorny quest]

[open jacinth]

I saw this on gta today

[hard hamlet]

Relatable

[wild gull]

@mystic condor WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

[thorny quest]

lol

[mystic condor]

I was lurking

[hard hamlet]

What if he posted this with his alt

[thorny quest]

plot twist 👉🥶👈

[meager finch]

Scranton Strangler#0846 was banned | troll

[thorny quest]

💀

[hard hamlet]

Tht was prolly cp too

[thorny quest]

rip bozo

[open jacinth]

You might wanna scroll down too

[thorny quest]

cayo perico

[glacial spruce]

He prolly saved it

[open jacinth]

Koil posted fishy links

[thorny quest]

lol ok

[trim steeple]

thanks

[open jacinth]

Koil stop sending me porn

[glacial spruce]

He's gonna post it in #for-toxic

[wanton vapor]

Gonna be free

Don't forget to claim

[undone wing]

Epic mystery vault ?

[junior shuttle]

the boys

[open jacinth]

Can somebody help white my business

[finite crow]

not gta

[wanton vapor]

Ya

[hoary mountain]

What a nice garbage

[deep swift]

uhhh

aircraft carrier?

[open jacinth]

what in the pc

[misty tendon]

A message to all GTA Online griefers

[proper quarry]

how i want teh combat system to be

[open jacinth]

I think purple has too many members

[sand lintel]

My phones at a low %

[night flume]

You should charge it

[open jacinth]

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush

[open jacinth]

Ty I am stupid with photos I will stick to videos lol

[open jacinth]

What car is this Lag

[fair tulip]

Ubermacth cyber

[surreal crater]

ahyes banner

[mossy glacier]

oh yea baby, this is what we need in the future

[open jacinth]

replaying story for the 8th time, and i just notice amogus

@open jacinth

lol

[swift magnet]

He accused me of modding and allegedly reported both me and my friend

[hoary mountain]

Ayoo why u keep spawnkilling him? 💀

[swift magnet]

1. He killed my friend
2. It was kinda funny and I like doing stuff like that with the hydra

[hoary mountain]

If he started that ok but if he doesn't want fight you and ur bro, you should stop bro

[swift magnet]

I rarely start fights like that

Or sometimes I do, but then I make it funny

Like ramming them with a heli or something

[hoary mountain]

Lmaoo

[swift magnet]

Or doing this

[hoary mountain]

Ayoo kamikaze? 💀

[swift magnet]

I put a sticky bomb on my friend and airdropped him on some guy

[finite crow]

and with that money, you have the right to be accused 😛

[swift magnet]

This isn't 2014, how is 5mil a lot

[finite crow]

the fact its cash.

[swift magnet]

Oh, yea I just never really bothered depositing it

[finite crow]

cap..

[swift magnet]

Don't really see that much of a reason to do so

[finite crow]

i dont have time for dumbfucks like you

[swift magnet]

Hahhahahahahaahah cry

[finite crow]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-xd-gif-23389115

[swift magnet]

If I were modding I would have at least 1 billion, you're just bad

😭

[finite crow]

he has no skill, thats why 😂

[swift magnet]

Yeah I'm so unskilled for not doing cayo 9 hours per day every day

No, I ran out of nitro 😭

I had nitro for a while but it had nothing to do with catfishing lol

I'm feeling another one, hope it pisses off some crybaby in the chat like the last clip did

[dire raft]

@hoary pike

[wanton vapor]

abey jantu

[fair tulip]

😂😂

[wanton vapor]

so u playing gta again ?

[fair tulip]

Sometimes

[wanton vapor]

Dm ao

[versed pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/guardcord-gif-19242193

[finite crow]

#💎┃memes／media

[wanton vapor]

Dayum ur getting better n better with this hydra vtol move

[swift magnet]

Thanks

[fathom bridge]

u guys remember the "asshole" t-shirt? haha

[polar breach]

What is an overflood vehicle?

[weak basin]

@rocky fiber

One sec my car is loading

[rocky fiber]

I don't have a Kosatka myself so I can't tell you how to move it, but someone else might have your answer

[weak basin]

@rocky fiber

That’s my car

[rocky fiber]

What car is that?

[weak basin]

Toreador it can transform into a submarine

And shoot missles

With boost

I spent $20 so I had enough to buy it

It was 3.6 mil

[polar breach]

It is also quite armoured for such a quick car

[polar breach]

And good counter to MK2s

[weak basin]

I didn’t even know that while buying it

Cause I’m still a kinda new player and just wanted it cause it was cool

[polar breach]

That its armoured?

[weak basin]

And also I have 20% armor on it rn too

[polar breach]

cool

[weak basin]

Yes and also a good counter to mk2s

[polar breach]

Its a very good car but I still prefer the nightshark

[weak basin]

Let me see what that is

Oh nice

[polar breach]

It is

[open jacinth]

bro what is wrong with this game

[open jacinth]

Last day I was in a public lobby and a dude invited me to a casino heist. When I joined he quit the game or setup. I was stuck in his Planning room.

I couldn't even die

bruhh happejed to me

[hidden python]

true

[hot bloom]

true😂

[craggy ridge]

somebody explain how to fix this?

i mean i cant sign in to my account, its not letting me

[mystic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-laugh-dolphin-gif-19156511

[alpine elk]

Wait for a day or two....
BCz of rockstars servers....

Or maybe change the browser or change the internet connection

Or use a vpn

Hope it helps..

[tranquil trout]

Lol well made

[craggy ridge]

Ty

[open jacinth]

reset router to change ip or use vpn

[remote ice]

Lmao

[strange lintel]

so many inputs just to consume drugs

[craggy ridge]

Using VPN worked but do i have to use it forever unless i reset router or

[strange lintel]

a VPN works temporarily but if you want a permanent solution then turn off your router for about 15 minutes

[open jacinth]

• use mobile hotshot to open Rockstar launcher

[glass prawn]

Anyone have or know any mods for PS4 or can get me money fast dm pls

Or dose anyone know how I can use my monitor on pc with my graphic card

[astral veldt]

connect display cord to the monitor and the other end to the graphics card display output

[open jacinth]

yeah

[grave drift]

my screen is froze on this

how do i repair it?

[empty sapphire]

i think just close the game honestly

[turbid laurel]

The heist won't go

I think 🤥

[empty sapphire]

there is a glitch tho for 2 ppl

anyone wanna do it?

[grave drift]

I did

still doesn't work

[hardy maple]

restart

[trim steeple]

intresting

yeah restart as leo said

or try to play after a while

[grave drift]

ima try restarting again

[grave drift]

it didn't work the 1st time though

[hardy maple]

wdym?

[grave drift]

already restarted once

[hardy maple]

u mean ur game opens back at the same screen??

[grave drift]

no

[hardy maple]

wtf...just restart ur ps4 ig

[west marsh]

What happened here

[grave drift]

ok

[mint galleon]

Was literally just chilling, listening to abba, and then probably just got the best run i will ever get

[empty sapphire]

thats gonna be yo best one

[mint galleon]

ikr

[empty sapphire]

you mean like time or money?

[mint galleon]

?

[cerulean canopy]

Pink diamond gang

[mint galleon]

it was gimme gimme gimme as well

[empty sapphire]

oh wait

i looked at the wrong picture

but that is good tho

i got pink diamond i hard mode

so 1.4 mil

[mint galleon]

its first one today

[cerulean canopy]

Ffs

I did die but I’m still stuck

[bold pelican]

Big W

[fast geode]

Is anyone here a mod?

There's some guy being racist in the server

[empty sapphire]

Anyone wanna glitch with me?

[open jacinth]

@empty sapphire yeah sure

[wintry falcon]

Is that good?

[full lark]

depends on how much of it is gold

[limber estuary]

@wintry falcon yes what is you secondary loot?

[last birch]

No 😔

[wintry falcon]

It’s my second time doing the heist but I got 1 gold and 2 paintings

[fallen berry]

How do I lvl up my crew to lvl 10

[weary imp]

When you get enough exp it will say you leveled up on crew

[fallen berry]

Ok

[opal lance]

guys how can i fix this

i reinstalled rockstar launcher and restarted my pc

[opal lance]

and reinstalled social club too

[regal oak]

happened to me too a couple of days earlier. Dw it will fix in 2-3 days

[opal lance]

alright

thanx a lot

[limber estuary]

NP good luck.

[strange lintel]

fireworks

[astral veldt]

brov what is this

[grave pilot]

Anyone knows what gamemode this is?

[cyan moat]

Hey everyone, I was about to open gta on steam and this happened. I've tried verifying my game file and have also tried updating gta but for some reason it's stuck to 0%. Any help would be greatly appreciated 😄

[open jacinth]

Shoot you're pc

[spring sparrow]

update on servers... need wait... and do the missing files

[opal lance]

guys is the social club website down or what

its not opening

[astral veldt]

nah it happens to me on every update use vpn

[regal oak]

I want to know too

[grave pilot]

It looks really fun lol

[pseudo kite]

i think its custom

[astral veldt]

what is this now?

[surreal crater]

blue panther best but that's next best

[opal lance]

that same issue is coming for me

but when i use vpn it stops coming

[opal lance]

does it get fixed after 2-3 days of the update?

[astral veldt]

ig

[unreal basalt]

awe I missed the submarine races again

[rose yacht]

U need to contact your ISP its not server side problem its your ISP port forwarding problem or restart router multiple times can solve this problem.

[hard hamlet]

I thought my screen froze for a sec

[mossy glacier]

remind me of when i play something else than gta :/

but for me it's due to bad internet

[wanton vapor]

Lmao zoro

[fresh smelt]

[gaunt echo]

What are u talking about… it’s obviously 5 times 4 equals -94

[open jacinth]

I will get u back with this star

[strange lintel]

[visual jay]

The faces of the audience of the arena war

[undone wing]

how did you enabled fps metre ?

i mean which software did you used or it is steam fps counter?

[visual jay]

is Single Player Mod So Using Menyoo So Not Gonna Work Online

[undone wing]

ohh... ok

[open jacinth]

“this is the only- aUAGH”

[hybrid zodiac]

Got a new look going on

[strange lintel]

5 months too early

[hybrid zodiac]

True but I still like it I usually only wear suits so this a lot different

[wide vessel]

Damn boys 😕

[hollow parrot]

Bro that's Google Google lies

[open jacinth]

Some guy just got rammed by a monstertruck and exlpoded and there sitting there like 😐

[strange lintel]

they look like the background characters in one of the spiderman games, I forgot which one 😐

[deep swift]

The site is littirally dexerto.com

[quiet ruin]

Wtf is it just me or is fast travelling with the kosatka now costs 10k where in before it was 2k

[strange lintel]

idk, I haven't used that feature in months

[brave wind]

ye it happens when u first spawn in kosatka when kosatka is ur spawn location

just leave kosatka and then it will be 2k again

[quiet ruin]

Ohhhh ok thx

[brave wind]

ur welcome

[misty tendon]

Working as Uber for some people when GTA NPC do what it does the best

[brave wind]

"its not a bug, its a feature"

[misty tendon]

Yes, and heres another example of how well-made GTA NPCs are

And there's also this

[sand lintel]

Has anyone else seen this

[deep river]

U new at the game?

[sand lintel]

No

[deep river]

Then how u dont know?

Its 1 of the Agents heists mission

[strange lintel]

is that the luxington or a different one?

[sand lintel]

Because i dont pay attention to stuff

[sand lintel]

Then why is this one on cayo perico

[deep river]

Bcs the this Boat and Cayo perico island is next to them they at the same side of the map if u do the agent heist mission compare to when u have to grab intel from cayo perico they very close next to eachother

[strange lintel]

there must've been a business battle in the luxington when you started the heist

[open jacinth]

@strange lintelwanna play GTAO?

[sand lintel]

Also ive noticed that if you enter a building for a heist prep or a mission it shows your at the casino

On the map

[strange lintel]

im gonna go sleep soon, sry

[open jacinth]

np

[open jacinth]

the truck switched lanes to attack u lmao

[misty tendon]

They combined that earlier im 100% sure about that

[deep river]

u dumb or dont know how to read?

[white hound]

how do i fix this

[rustic mason]

Idk

[turbid laurel]

I didn't knew it and i am lvl 93

[rustic mason]

Lol

[deep river]

"restart button": am I joke to u?

[white hound]

thats wasent even close to d fox

u think i wodint have

[open jacinth]

Start of every villan story

[shell fog]

Omg

[strange lintel]

custom vehicles off if you want to be even more villainous

[strange lintel]

he should just take the easy way out

to avoid capture from R*

[modest blaze]

Hahaha

[velvet bloom]

being an uber driver in gta 5? that's good

now try being the Casino valet and survive for an entire GTA day

[velvet bloom]

eh no
full session

if i can do it, you can too

[vale barn]

How is this possible?

[fierce steppe]

Karin futo gtx

[modest blaze]

Hehh how does that work

[hoary mountain]

My captain.

The true level of true man

[polar breach]

In cayo heist if you swim far enough from the island will you escape?

[strange lintel]

you escape, but you'll have to live with the burden of having your character swim miles in the ocean to return to Los Santos

[earnest lotus]

lmao

[urban axle]

@runic patrol @waxen root

[waxen root]

Wtf??

How is that even possible

[urban axle]

Resource monitor glitch

[waxen root]

??

[runic patrol]

Huh

[waxen root]

Wdym that doesn't relate to any money things

[urban axle]

You literally said that earlier

[waxen root]

No??? It's not a glitch related to money

And btw no glitch talk as Aaron said

[runic patrol]

Lol

[urban axle]

Yeah. Glitches sucks until rockstar will fix their game

[runic patrol]

I agree

[urban axle]

I never did it again because it sucks

[waxen root]

But how did u spend more than earn

[grand compass]

Anyone know how much all research costs ??

[waxen root]

Like 10M or something lol

Hella expensive

[grand compass]

Oh not much time to have fun stealing supplies and fast tracks

[waxen root]

(if you fast track)

[runic patrol]

Not really tbh

[waxen root]

If you fast track then it's hella expensive but not otherwise

[grand compass]

I'll just fast track em may aswell

[runic patrol]

Yea

Waiting takes so long

[grand compass]

Yh and stealing supplies keeps me awake

[urban axle]

You know randomweirdthings channel on youtube when he did the cayo perico glitch? And one of the comments said their stats show more money is spent than earned. The game doesn't detect the earned money from the heist when doing that glitch (only detects if stay online)

[runic patrol]

O

[urban axle]

And that's why this happened. The stat is broken.

[runic patrol]

Werid lol

[stoic vault]

Lol

[waxen root]

Cayo Perico Hesit

[runic patrol]

Kayo periko hesit

[strange lintel]

Ckaiyo Phereeco Haist

[buoyant charm]

?unlock #📸┃gta-media

[meager finch]

Unlocked channel #📸┃gta-media

[deep swift]

it was locked? tf how were people typing

[frozen lark]

I don’t really have anything fun to say so what do you guys think of my hangar?

[grave drift]

what is the name of that plane?

alr

[open jacinth]

They are called The Loser Mobile only pussies and wannabes use them😂

[broken horizon]

I’m guessing your trash with them and use a MKll oppressor

[strange lintel]

-_-

funny thing is that Lester gave me the heist invite right after ._.

[mossy basalt]

This ain’t even you

That’s dopppy

[queen bolt]

Can anyone do races w me so I can get the chrome color? It would really help

[open jacinth]

no

[modest blaze]

You are a dumabss

[strange lintel]

._.

[open jacinth]

;-;

why did that NPC throw u out of the car?

[tight ridge]

The server was on lockdown

[grave drift]

i don't use mkII

even though it's the best i'd rather make things a bit harder for myself

[polar breach]

Why does UGF matter why do people say that?(in cayo)?

[edgy iron]

does anyone wants to play Gta V

[strange lintel]

Gta V? i already have Gta VI

[open jacinth]

🤠

[tight ridge]

Ugf= you go first and this isn’t a server for Cayo glitches

[remote oak]

does anyone have the cayo perico heist unlocked and want to do it at 9 quickly if possible.

[tight ridge]

@open jacinth

[kindred wyvern]

This is me thinking I'm going to land my Scramjet in a pool....but wait...my car ends up surviving!

[tight ridge]

Like your mom?

[lean orbit]

Impossible.

[open jacinth]

literally a pool magnet 😭

[celest basin]

As a scramjet owner, i can say that is pretty lucky

[kindred wyvern]

You're right, especially because it landed in a small enough pool not to wreck it.

[kindred wyvern]

Normally, sure, but I can honestly admit I didn't mean to land in it unless I was Murda2K

Haha. Must have been.

[deep swift]

https://tenor.com/view/bean-dies-from-cringe-gif-22301441

[tight ridge]

🤣

[faint gust]

have this happened to anibody it has been 3 siessions

pls help bc noone can see it in lobby only me

[strange lintel]

sad

[open jacinth]

just alt+f4 GTA

[faint gust]

yust did it an they are still there

[pure estuary]

This is what gta has come to