📸┃gta-media

[rocky notch]

It's a bot selling menus, just go to inv only lobby if u don't want those

[plain phoenix]

gl dealing with gtao community in public session

lol console community is still shit but isn't as shit like pc community in gtao

[rocky notch]

RAcInG MAChiNe

[proven jewel]

That is fast car

[rocky notch]

Nice bio

XD

[open jacinth]

I play on pc cause I got it for free

[torn escarp]

why am i not able to purchase ??

[rocky notch]

Cause u already have it

Call Pegasus

[torn escarp]

then where to store i tried to store in ceo garage it didnt go inside...

[rocky notch]

U first need to make it custom version

Use moc or avenger for that

[torn escarp]

ooooo okay thanks

[open jacinth]

Oh am fucking ded I meant to say “9yr olds here in this server”

[pulsar mason]

wdym not all

there's only 4 in the game

4 sections more or less, the OG heist (includes 5 heists which are all double money now) then we got the doomsday heist (includes 3 acts) then we got diamond casino heist which included 1 heist and last we got cayo perico heist which also includes just one heist. There's about 4 weeks in a month so there's enough time for this month for all heists

unless you count the auto shop contracts which I'd honestly not mind being double money cuz they fun easy and give good payouts on double money

[drifting hornet]

is that the maze bank hitting an airplane damn

[plain phoenix]

you have to switch sessions

[dense leaf]

i always block those names

that’s how you know they’re underage or have the age mentality of a 9-12 year old

[misty ridge]

[west epoch]

its chinese mod promoting just like what goated is

[misty ridge]

[nimble timber]

Car meet

[spring heath]

why doesn’t this dumb fuck understand that i already have a perfect internet!!!!!

its not even letting me into gta online from 3 days!!!

cant even open social club website on my google

[open jacinth]

Welp, at least you're not suspended until December 4th for something you couldn't prevent

Try disconnecting from internet for a bit, and then reconnecting. Unless you're using an ethernet cable, then like idk

[dense leaf]

ow

[open jacinth]

Was that a Combat MG MK2 with special rounds?

[balmy edge]

I need help fellas I'm in the big tower apartments with this view what's the number

[dense leaf]

Rapunzel

[misty mantle]

Looks like the view from Eclipse penthouse 2

[balmy edge]

Can someone check please

[open jacinth]

Why are you using special rounds on a Combat MG MK2? I get you're probably a tryhard so you're fucking stupid, but why use special rounds on that gun? The best rounds possible for that gun are normal, just with extended clip (200 rounds)

[open jacinth]

Eclipse towers penthouse suite. Best one is penthouse suite 3

[dense leaf]

i don’t even use that gun, i use my AP mostly to fight at cqc, 1 tap headshot. if using a BP helmet

[open jacinth]

Still, why use special rounds?

[dense leaf]

because i can ._.

[open jacinth]

It's a dumb idea, it limits the gun way too much

[dense leaf]

i use it against mk2 scoopers, they die from the burn

so i may proceed to violate them when they’re off of it

[open jacinth]

Just learn to aim for the head

[dense leaf]

hey man, if it works. it works. it’s not my main gun.

cry about people that use incen rounds on their snoopers

[open jacinth]

Using special rounds on the Combat Mg is dumb

[balmy edge]

Reason? Is it that view?

[sturdy silo]

Ight just don’t bother arguing about it then ig

[open jacinth]

Yeah, Eclipse penthouse suite 3 has the best view

[balmy edge]

Thank you

[open jacinth]

That one could be suite 1 or 2, but 3 just has a better view

[balmy edge]

Auto shop or apt hiest?

[dense leaf]

apartment

[open jacinth]

Dayum

[open jacinth]

Opinions are a thing my guy
Respect everyone's opinions without calling them stupid because they like pvp

80 rounds on a gun that can hold up to 200 rounds in one mag

80 fire rounds could mean a huge difference in somewhere like base

Also its not easy to hit headshots to bring down mk 2 users with mg even with aim assist

[open jacinth]

Also, unless the guy has the juggernaut armor, you don't plan on spending all that 200 rounds on him do you?

I've used 2 guns that dont slaughter MK2 noobs using aim assist

[open jacinth]

I use free aim so I tend to miss some shots and I despise having to go to my weapons workshop to reload ammo

[open jacinth]

I dont see that as a problem myself?

[open jacinth]

I just see using special rounds on a combat MG as a dumb move

okay then, no need to call ppl stupid for that just because they like pvp

Ima start calling people stupid for liking this game pretty soon

You won't gain any cayo confidential benefits on this, as much as i dont give a fuck, you'll just reveal how pathetic you are

You're no different than a stubborn cayo grinder
Lmao

Cayo is trash

So is this game, the people who like it are either kids or masochists

That's it, there is no one else who plays this game

[dense leaf]

i don’t think he does pvp like that

so i just let em be and didn’t say anything back

the arguing of pvp never gets old for me

[dense leaf]

i was gonna write a whole essay but i was like nah

on console special rounds on auto can make all the difference in a gun fight. you can just use a minigun and switch to that in an instant and boom

if we tried that on console we’d get sniped or rpg’d

[open jacinth]

Considering he thinks killing noobs with a rifle and atomizer is considered a good pvp strategy

[dense leaf]

i use incendiary for the sole purpose of pissing people off at mid range

the burn effect helps against people that like to roll a lot

fuck your rng basically

[open jacinth]

I simply use an atomizer in the case someone is a little gay boy and uses an RPG/Minigun, other than that, I'm either sniping them or using an AR

I'm not gay like you tryhards and I dont need an RPG to be capable of combat

But I mainly 1v1 tryhards and griefers with a KD over 5 so I guess I dont really fight anyone with skill

[open jacinth]

Lmao

[dense leaf]

i ain’t gonna lie, go into a competitive pvp server. You might look at it as dumb but if you do step in that ring, you will either get mad or humble yourself.

[open jacinth]

Fr

[dense leaf]

by all means, see it as dumb

[open jacinth]

I dont play competitively, I play to get rid of tryhard trash. I never even said I'm good, I'm only average at best

[dense leaf]

but pvp is something many people find enjoyable

[open jacinth]

Tryhards are just trash with their 35 KD

[dense leaf]

unfortunately there are many variations of it

[open jacinth]

And they're all just as shitty as this game and its community

[dense leaf]

i said this before and i’ll say it, try harding is an art that has been stained.

it is not what it used to be.

[open jacinth]

The best thing someone has ever said on this server

[dense leaf]

just note that try hards and griefers are very different.

[open jacinth]

Exactly^^^

Tryhards and griefers use similar tactics in pvp, except griefers get mad easier

[dense leaf]

A true try hard now this may sound cringey to many, we embrace the sport. We are in it just for a good fight.

[open jacinth]

My guy comparing tryhards and griefers with tactics

[dense leaf]

whether beach, docks, base or air port may not be your thing you can always dog fight.

dog fighting has its own elegance, it is something stunning

[open jacinth]

That's not exactly it, I just said they fight similarly

[open jacinth]

I will never get into a dog fight because KBM flight is bullshit

[dense leaf]

key bind to numb pad

[open jacinth]

That's the default, it's still annoying since I'm not used to those keys

[dense leaf]

i don’t want to endlessly bicker about this because i have enough of the arguments in another server. It honestly sucks now that griefers and tryhards are synonymous when they both have different meanings and styles.

if you ask me anti-griefers are worse than both

[open jacinth]

They're both annoying in GTA sessions, most griefers will also be called tryhards because that's just how this dog shit game is

[dense leaf]

i call griefers wannabes

[open jacinth]

They're more like garbage

[dense leaf]

why are you so stubborn

[open jacinth]

Because I can be

[trail bolt]

hey

[plain phoenix]

rapunzel bad

[plain phoenix]

lol I never use special rounds in pvp

cuz it ruins pvp completely

[open jacinth]

I never use special rounds

[plain phoenix]

chad

[open jacinth]

Hahah

[plain phoenix]

awesome remastered face

[open jacinth]

Luigi

😂 😂

[plain phoenix]

shit that actually looks like black luigi lol (not being racist)

[open jacinth]

cayo not included right?

[strange lintel]

nope, just these

[open jacinth]

oh my bad

[little gazelle]

REE

[strange lintel]

juice

[strange lintel]

that guy drank so much coffee, he died

[sly pond]

lmao

[little gazelle]

bro i completed a tequila heist even after this mf detected me through the wall

it was only possible because i stickied rubio's heli and he left for los santos.

also pog

[strange lintel]

Nice

[icy crane]

idk if this is an easter egg but if you do the english dave missions and end up on cayo after completing it, if you go up to the djs or keinemusik, you'll see that they're drinking sinsimito

[plain phoenix]

It says "month" maybe there is we never know.

[plain phoenix]

Yeah you gotta be careful with that because some guards see through walls even if they're miles away

[hazy jackal]

most accepted theory among the specialists is that this month is gonna be one week for each heist dlc

[hazy jackal]

not yet, i hope

[digital dagger]

I'm 17 an I play for fun and the nostalgia

[little gazelle]

panther statue?

a man can hope
although i will never get it even if it came out

[hazy jackal]

i am 17, guess i am the masochist

[plain phoenix]

Panther statue was only out for limited time.

[open jacinth]

It is available around valentines day I think

[digital dagger]

😂

[open jacinth]

Probably a masochist

[open jacinth]

Probably

[digital dagger]

Whut that mean?

[open jacinth]

Google it

[digital dagger]

Nvm

[little gazelle]

i mean again because i was on vacation during most of the event and i never got it during the time i could have gotten it

[digital dagger]

An no, I'm a nice guy :/

[little gazelle]

my god wtf did i just write

[digital dagger]

I like to help people

[plain phoenix]

a person who derives sexual gratification from being subjected to physical pain or humiliation

[digital dagger]

I alr know

Thx though

[plain phoenix]

Lol sounds kinda werid

I'm def not that kind of person lol

[digital dagger]

I just gave a guy 3 mill doing cayo, just bc he asked me too😎

[hazy jackal]

you play gta in 2021?

[digital dagger]

No I play roblox in 2077

[hazy jackal]

you either are a kid to like the game, or a masochist to enjoy the pain that is playing this crap

[digital dagger]

Who

[hazy jackal]

whoever plays gta nowdays

[digital dagger]

But I just play because I like the cool cars 👉👈🥺

[hazy jackal]

same here

always on Inv only sessions enjoying my cars and properties

[digital dagger]

Ha I host solo publics so ppl can do there cargo, an I can do car meets

Mini vannnnnnnn!

[hazy jackal]

the classic "free vbucks" van we all know and love

[digital dagger]

Somebody need rebooted?

[plain phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899785743885545544/906427940227661874/unknown.png

can someone give this guy a pp for humane lab? 😳

[open jacinth]

My guy wants a threesome

[plain phoenix]

😳

[open jacinth]

im good

[plain phoenix]

nah dawg join us

we gotta donate our pp to him

[open jacinth]

Donate? Poor choice of words imo

I wanna keep my pp idk about u

[cobalt parrot]

what is the benefit of eclipse penthouse suite 3?

just view?

@open jacinth why do you even bother to reply?

so?

[open jacinth]

How could you disrespect Dwayne Johnson

[dense leaf]

hi

[misty apex]

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-sweaty-airplane-ted-striker-gif-4372615

[dense leaf]

RUNTZ was farming for kd so i wanted to come say “Hi” :3

[misty apex]

Aim assist tho

[dense leaf]

best way to play on console

we don’t have mouse convenience

[maiden solstice]

well considering everyone has it it's not really an unfair advantage

[dense leaf]

I would love to write a whole fucking essay but i don’t want to

[misty apex]

Farming for kd lmaoooo

[dense leaf]

if gta 6 does ever release y’all will look back on GTA V and you will miss it.

[misty apex]

I cant see how gta5 can be better

[dense leaf]

with how awful it’s online can be, the chaos which is brought was appealing to most. Those people will probably miss it the most

[misty apex]

Just new story. And new online mode:)

Btw do you know that gta online is considered as whole part. Separated from gta 5

[dense leaf]

yeah, I know

[misty apex]

Its not a multuplayer mode for gta 5

[dense leaf]

i’m just saying, you’ll miss the game as a whole

you say you won’t now but you’ll find yourself reminiscing years later

[misty apex]

I didnt say that

I like the game

[dense leaf]

i’m talking in general to those that find this game dreaded

[misty apex]

Theres no other game that is similar to gtao

Where u can do everything at the same time

[balmy edge]

Is this the apartment hiests or is this the autoshop

@misty apex @dense leaf @open jacinth
Anyone?

[dense leaf]

apartment, i told you this yesterday lmao

[balmy edge]

I didn't see it but thanks

[open jacinth]

Damnn, goodjob

The scores tho
21-3

[dense leaf]

he had a 2.47 k/D

[open jacinth]

such a shame to get shit on like that

My guy was trying to run away in a dodo

[dense leaf]

thing is, i was trying to help them so they could not be farmed ._. but the kept killing me and running me over. they 1-0’d but i tried my best to like get away from them and focus on my actual target

[open jacinth]

They deserve it
I hate ppl like that

Just doesn't make sense to me how someone just kills u even though you have the intention of helping them

[misty apex]

Tryhards smh………

Oh did not mean to reply

[dense leaf]

I could’ve hit

[misty apex]

Dam you

[open jacinth]

Nice

[misty apex]

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-haha-gaming-man-nervous-gif-17329185

[open jacinth]

I wanna get back on playing beach aw

My sniping aim is aids now since i haven't played for ages

[dense leaf]

you on base?

[open jacinth]

Rarely

But i play it occasionally

[misty apex]

Tryhards concersation… im out

[dense leaf]

it took me almost a whole year of playing

[open jacinth]

Base improved my gernade launcher aim though

[dense leaf]

just to do this properly

[open jacinth]

Ima watch it in a bit

[dense leaf]

my GL aim is shit

like actually, i cannot hit

@open jacinth best way to fuck with players on alts

[open jacinth]

Nice

[dense leaf]

i remember hitting an air port kek on a random but i never clipped

[open jacinth]

same, but i didnt get the kill lol

[dense leaf]

when ewo too early before the kek

I wonder how well an interpreted passive system would work

[open jacinth]

Mine was shit too, until i sticked to base for awhile

[open jacinth]

Would never make it to the game for us to even figure it out

[dense leaf]

do you know what im talking about? come to #🚔┃gta-discussion

let us embrace the discussion of pvp

[open jacinth]

GUYS I did it I touched grass

I went out in -1 celsius to touch grass

[thorn parrot]

Burn it with amaterasu👀

[balmy edge]

Bruh this kid

Double bruh they invited my to party and screamed in their mic but my volume isn't that high so it sounded like normal conversation sound

[dense leaf]

invite me

[balmy edge]

I already came off mate@dense leaf because I'm going out

[dense leaf]

wasn’t gonna go after him, i would’ve been a lot more happy to violate the barcode

[balmy edge]

He was chill, just minding his own business@dense leaf

[dense leaf]

cool, have fun

[balmy edge]

He shot him because the other guy was in a jet trying to strafe.
Emphasis on trying

[misty ridge]

[old sail]

Hey

[warm wasp]

So um i just did this

[proven jewel]

Now touch the sea

[hazy jackal]

damn

thats not an easy target to hit

[sullen pawn]

What's with printing and copying being 61/60?

[bitter glade]

They are working harder lol

[little gazelle]

literally overflowing with stock

[autumn basalt]

Made it to lvl 333

[hazy jackal]

nice

[wise nacelle]

all of us at gamestop when GTA 6 comes out

[proven jewel]

At least it aint the old power plant in the uk

[hazy jackal]

something is being built at paleto bay??

i remember this place to not have any concrete built

[wooden crescent]

why

[dense leaf]

._.

finally reached my long term GTA$, 300 mil through heists and businesses.

[unique owl]

noice

[wanton karma]

I love how every stat but strength is max.... it's such a pain

[vale venture]

Stop

Scran

[warm socket]

E P I C

[open jacinth]

Double money so shouldn’t it be 200k like 100k*2

[open jacinth]

Nice, takes a long time, but why is your strength so low at level 426? Just so you know, strength stat gives you a slight bit more durability during combat

[open jacinth]

100 *2 = 200, therefore, 100k *2 = 1,000,000

[dusk quiver]

On hard mode it's 500K
Since it's double ur getting a million

Basic meth smh

[dusk quiver]

Big bren

[open jacinth]

Ur not wrong

[open jacinth]

When you do meth instead of math

Factual

[quick urchin]

Time 2 retire

[misty ridge]

[torn escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796411125536784467/798850519162552330/Screenshot_2021-01-13_at_4.png?width=785&height=601

@keen zealot

see this

[keen zealot]

ok

[torn escarp]

noice

[proven jewel]

We still did really even though we where all above level 100

[shadow ginkgo]

lol

[open jacinth]

Rich sexy life

[glad ferry]

@open jacinth that's mine 😂

[rocky notch]

What is this resolution lmao

[dense leaf]

it doesn’t though

Also that strength is low on purpose

it’s a symbolism as to how emotionally fragile and understanding can be

[plain phoenix]

Lol did u do shit ton of import/export and special cargo?

[hard kite]

bruh

[ashen anvil]

Says that highest possible payout is 3.4. Mil...then why does gta say thst the potential is about 5mil

[torn escarp]

i think potential 5 mil loot refers to total loot available in island

[ashen anvil]

Did some calculations....3.4m is probably the most that A PLAYER will take after the crew cut

[torn escarp]

oo okay...

[open jacinth]

It gives you a minor increase in resistance and your melee damage goes up, it doesnt take long to max strength out either. Took me about 3 hours

[open jacinth]

Both

[open jacinth]

1x1

[autumn stirrup]

This was the hiiri gang's scary halloween costume **VERY SPOOKY

[plain phoenix]

lol isn't that pain in the ass to grind that much?

[open jacinth]

It was a pain and boring so I just delete my gta 5

[plain phoenix]

lol did u actually?

[open jacinth]

Just taking a break from grifers

[plain phoenix]

I hope you have a nice break from it.

[dire hound]

Need help guysss

[open jacinth]

Anyone on ps4 wanna chill and play ?

[open jacinth]

@unique iron this is from my friends account

i dont have the other DMs with the girl xD

[unique iron]

Yeah sums wrong with that kid. Someone mustve told her it was ok

[open jacinth]

frr

[strange lintel]

hm

[misty ridge]

rat bad

[autumn stirrup]

you bad

[misty ridge]

[faint forum]

No caption 💀

[autumn stirrup]

mouse sexy

[misty ridge]

no

[unique iron]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

beuh

This gta media not clash of clans

Or showing dms of ppl showing their pussy

[unique iron]

this u?

[rocky notch]

Are u that person in that dm Screenshot 😳

[scarlet nebula]

how is this gta media👀

[unique iron]

That's clearly maze bank arena in the middle

Looks like gta to me man idk

[scarlet nebula]

ahhh yes i see it now xD

[misty apex]

🥵

[open jacinth]

Ayo 💀

[wild ibex]

can somebody tell me what the best cars are? unlimited budget and looking to have as much fun as.
[13:08]
doesnt have to be cars can be anything, nut want to have the most fun possible, i already have some of them like opressor and some of the best from
motorsport

[wary axle]

Best super is Krieger or emerus, best sports is Itali GTO or pariah, off road is kamacho, best bike is shotaro or hakucho drag, best tuner is like the calico or something

[misty apex]

Calico is fat

Fast, but handling is not that good

[wary axle]

I like the Vectre most because it’s competitive and good looking

[misty apex]

Growler also looks cool

I mean, there are no cars in tuners update that look ugly

But calico is the fastest sport-car rn

[hazy jackal]

outlaw is pretty fun to use, its got a shit ton of torque

can get over any obstacle that it's attack angle fits

also rumpo custom, its fun

it often flips over ig you have the stock suspension

i always laugh when i try to turn it in high speed and it just dramatically starts rolling

[wild ibex]

where do i buy an outlaw

[hazy jackal]

south sanandreas superautos

[warm raptor]

oh wow so useful lmao

[open jacinth]

Is this casino?

[hazy jackal]

the car?

[open jacinth]

This

Cuz in cayo guards won't detect dead bodies

[warm raptor]

oh i get it

[sturdy silo]

Yeah I always thought Cayo guards could do I would take ages on it

[sullen pawn]

How to get in the top secondary target area during the finale?

[plain phoenix]

fork lifter

but you have to scope the target on top first

once you got the fork lifter, you find the crate and use it to lift it

To lift the fork lifter it's shift key

[plain phoenix]

nah wtf

I got way cheaper than that

(even though I didn't get the trade price for that)

I def do not remember I brought it around that price

[plain phoenix]

vagrant is faster lol

I think it's like the fastest off-road vehicle in the game

[plain phoenix]

Yosemite rancher

[plain phoenix]

Willard Faction customs

[plain phoenix]

Ramp buggy and phantom wedge

[plain phoenix]

Scramjet

[plain phoenix]

some arena war vehicle

(ik those aren't from legendary motosports)

I can think more if you want me to lol

[open jacinth]

Should I get the sonar station for the sub?

[plain phoenix]

No, but if you really like sonar I'd say wait for kosatka renovation sale.

[open jacinth]

Mkay

[plain phoenix]

cuz its not worth for full price

[open jacinth]

I have 1.6 mil and I don't know what to do

[plain phoenix]

just save them

[open jacinth]

I'm not very good at spending money wisely

What should I save for tho?

[plain phoenix]

buy cars ig

buy aircrafts

[open jacinth]

I'm thinking either the akula or the stealth annihilator

[plain phoenix]

good

[open jacinth]

Sorry if I'm bothering you

[plain phoenix]

I brought both lol

[plain phoenix]

no problem

get akula first, then get stealth heli.

Cuz stealth annihilator has a bad performance than akula

I brought it becuz it was kewl

It's a shame that r* made it dogshit

[open jacinth]

And it's over a million cheaper

[foggy valve]

Ambulance

akula*

[open jacinth]

Also when I try to start another cayo it says it's in hard mode how do I change that?

[foggy valve]

cant

wait more than 60 minutes to get normal

i think

[open jacinth]

Oh

[foggy valve]

Maybe 45 minutes I’m not sure

somewhere around there

what is there fun to do in gta

[open jacinth]

You wanna play together?

What is the best secondary target for solo?

[open jacinth]

Oh nvm

You don't play on Xbox

[fiery salmon]

cocaine

[open jacinth]

Mkay thx

[white spade]

Don't change it, it gives you 10% more in the primary loot

[open jacinth]

Oh

Well too late

[white spade]

Maybe next time lol

[sly pond]

gta npc logic: red line means free parking

[sullen pawn]

The door to that target on top is behind the white crate?

[plain phoenix]

I'm talking about this crate

[sullen pawn]

Oh i'm not asking about going top

I went there during the heist, but there's nothing to open

There's no door, i couldn't see the path, the door was on the other side

I want to know how to get into that room on the top during finale

[mystic condor]

Use the forklift

Use the crate

Put it here

Hold on

[hazy jackal]

you see that blue thing up there?

top left of the pic

you pick the boxes with the forklift, place it on that wall and climb it

then to the right theres the target

[mystic condor]

Yeah

[sullen pawn]

Oh

I see, thanks alot

[plain phoenix]

yeah that wut I was tryna say lmao

I'm not good at explaining it

[open jacinth]

Does anyone know how to get to the second floor of the hanger on cayo?

Oh

SHADDUP

Ik I'm dumm

[mystic condor]

Newbie moment

[open jacinth]

[rocky notch]

That's u

Also

[open jacinth]

stfu

Cayo perico content creator

[deep gulch]

random npc be like u wanna hit the apex lmao i wont let u

[hazy jackal]

gotta send this one to the stewarts

[deep gulch]

yep

micheal massi e mail incoming

[hazy jackal]

after i cradhed the ncp just sprinted away going hella fast

[deep gulch]

lmao hit and run

[lapis niche]

finally

[hazy jackal]

nice

im gonna claim mine when i get home

[rocky notch]

U didn't get it for free when it released?

[hazy jackal]

nope

didnt knew it had ever been free

also got back to gta a few weeks after the dlc release

[sturdy silo]

Wait u get that car for free?

[dense leaf]

just say “your kd is less than 1.0”

[hazy jackal]

not anymore, you had to place 4 or over for 6 days of the last week

[dense leaf]

they do the the kd doesn’t matter tangent yet write an essay on why it doesn’t matter (they care for it)

[open jacinth]

He's a friend of mine lol
This is an inside joke

The Cayo perico thing

[plain phoenix]

lol u tryna replay?

I wouldn't post that here if I were u

[torn escarp]

lol he deleted

[plain phoenix]

lmao

[dense leaf]

oh my bad, i usually use it against most people. works out fo me in the end

[torn escarp]

u from china

[plain phoenix]

I'm in us

but I'm chinese lol

[open jacinth]

Lol
Ppl would make fun of u though if u say that

[torn escarp]

oo okay first time i am talking with a chinese guy

[open jacinth]

-25 social credits

[plain phoenix]

where u from lol?

[open jacinth]

Iran

[torn escarp]

lol

[plain phoenix]

lol nice

@hollow gyro next time dont post it in here cuz any mods can insta mute u

[dense leaf]

yes, however they care enough for such a stupid stat to go through lengths on explanation. this objective isn’t a discussion, it’s to waste their time.

[plain phoenix]

also just saying the mods has audit logs even if you deleted it

[hollow gyro]

Yeah, my bad.

[open jacinth]

Lol

[rocky notch]

LOL

U really think I give a shit what u say about me

[dense leaf]

cared enough to reply like that :P

[rocky notch]

I can say the same for u too

And also I hardly play gta these days so I cba what any ratio is

[sturdy silo]

Oh ok

[dense leaf]

project :)

[rocky notch]

What

[dense leaf]

@open jacinth dude was farming low levels then i stepped in.

he’s doing the sub and yacht thing LMAOOO

[open jacinth]

Lmfao

What an idiot
Literally the cheapest way ive ever seen to get kills

[dense leaf]

it’s okay 12-3 he can hold my dick

he ducked my air port AW so hard

[open jacinth]

Need prison break - bus players -ChintuOrawala

[rocky notch]

Lmao activate windows

[scarlet nebula]

I still need to activate windows ngl

[spring heath]

how to?

[scarlet nebula]

I wanna be able to customize my task bar

You have to buy a activation key

[rocky notch]

No u don't

[scarlet nebula]

There cheap on cd key websites ect like up to 10 pounds

[spring heath]

buy? i'll forget it then

[rocky notch]

Just run a powershell program and u good to go

Search yt

[scarlet nebula]

Never heard of this way

[spring heath]

what happen when i activte my windows? it still works fine for me

[rocky notch]

I mean u can customise stuff

[scarlet nebula]

Yeah just unlocks certain things

Like task bar customizations

Witch if your like me and have alot on task bar it will help to have smaller icons on task bar :")

[open jacinth]

mhm

i activated my office and windows that way

[rocky notch]

Work smart not hard

[scarlet nebula]

it worked thanks for that hehe

finally can have a small task bar xD

[frail raptor]

does anyone know when the new DLC is coming out??

[scarlet nebula]

probs december

ussualy is

like the 15th or something

[frail raptor]

i hope that it will be this month

[tight drum]

There's a new dlc coming?

[scarlet nebula]

more then likely yeah

[hollow gyro]

Founs this on Reddit

[autumn stirrup]

whatthe fuck

[dense steppe]

i’m looking for loyal people who will help me with the pacific standard heist all the setups from number 2.

dm if your down

end spit 20% if loyal i might make it go up 25%

[open jacinth]

@rocky notch is an experienced player

now we wait

[sturdy silo]

Nah it will probs be 15th

I really want next dlc to be either good or a naval update

I really really want a naval update
Or even an ocean update that might be decent

And that’s a really needed update
Or r* will make something overpriced and shite

[autumn stirrup]

1151515

[hazy jackal]

i want next dlc to let me sit down and buy an island

[fallen berry]

Can anyone help me with my cayo perico heist?

[open jacinth]

[rocky notch]

Mf

[dense leaf]

@open jacinth I’m so confused…

[leaden dock]

😂get good

[open jacinth]

Lmao

[open jacinth]

[rocky notch]

Don't make me go to lfg and advertise u again

[open jacinth]

oh shit

[maiden solstice]

imma do that

[open jacinth]

AYO

[maiden solstice]

ayo in indonesian means let's go, so i'll take it as you want it to happen

[open jacinth]

no

[misty ridge]

how much oil lmao

[spring wadi]

indian food go brrr

[open jacinth]

the oil makes me puke

[scarlet nebula]

Isnt that ment to be in food channel not gta media Xd

XD*

[open jacinth]

Need prison break finale players - ChintuOrawala

[hard kite]

Helmut

[lyric ridge]

Helmut

[sturdy silo]

Deez

[hazy jackal]

is there any app you use to make the helmets?

[lyric ridge]

I do it on motogp 21

[hazy jackal]

damn that looks super customizable

in the f1 games theres very few decals, you can pick the colors but not much else

[lyric ridge]

Yeah the motogp helmet designing is so much better than F1

You get given a blank helmet and can do qhafeve design you like

No restrictions like the F1 game

[hard kite]

umm...

[somber pier]

casino hacks key

[mild pecan]

@somber pier How did you do that

[somber pier]

No

But the hacks are same

[rotund hatch]

those are all the hacks?

[somber pier]

yep

I think

[rotund hatch]

Ok

[somber pier]

you can test it in your arcade

[leaden dock]

These hacks are very easy

After few tries u will memorize them

[open jacinth]

Modded jet

[open jacinth]

Ew

[timber lynx]

Can anyone help me what car to get ?

[whole blaze]

Sure

Deluxo,Scramjat

Something fun to use even mk1

[rocky notch]

lmao bitch @open jacinth beat this

No more races now 😇

[hazy jackal]

ur terrible

[valid cape]

That’s a sick record

[open jacinth]

Want me to go through my rng death matches and embarrass you right here?

[shell zenith]

Just another day in GTA...

[simple plank]

Really ubering buisness doers around 😂

[prime silo]

That’s a honest living

[valid cape]

I cannot see that

[unique iron]

Hold on

[valid cape]

Are you on phone?

[unique iron]

Yeah

[valid cape]

Yh that’s what I was thinking off

You can hover it in the air and shoot for miles with missiles

[unique iron]

Yes sir

[valid cape]

It’s very cool but very expensive

[rocky notch]

Bitch dm are ded on pc

[toxic finch]

Ok, this is epic

[open jacinth]

more epic

i mean like there are 9yr olds in this server

[maiden solstice]

that's why we should root out the 9 yo's to ban them for their own safety

[dusty warren]

Oh phew thank god im only 8 huh?

[mild pecan]

Anyone want to do last setup of humane labs with me?

[open jacinth]

Am I dreaming 50% boost

That’s my dreams

[balmy edge]

Same! I recently started them

[open jacinth]

Plus I am almost on act 3

[balmy edge]

Cool

[open jacinth]

Anyone wanna do the last prison break setup

[misty ridge]

lol

[autumn stirrup]

Lol Cute Stig

[rocky notch]

Used the sultan to win a sultan

[autumn stirrup]

ewww

[dense leaf]

okay now buy 3 BR8’s

[rocky notch]

Why, open wheel races are ded on pc

[dense leaf]

sadge

[rocky notch]

I have it on my main, used maybe like 5 times

Only Martin sends me invitation to empty lobbies

[torn escarp]

it didnt work

btw coke almost 450k

[hazy jackal]

sultan classic>sultan rs classic

[hollow pond]

now this lmao #gtatrilogy🍞 😩

[open jacinth]

Cyberpunk 2077

[unique iron]

Proof the earth is a globe

[balmy edge]

@valid cape here is it in my inventory ready to go

[valid cape]

That’s sick

[balmy edge]

And here it is I still need to research

@valid cape

My sniper

I found out it's not 100% works

[valid cape]

What lvl are you?

[brazen mauve]

this email looks suspicious i created the account with totaly differend email

@unique iron

[unique iron]

Damn they're quick

[inland bough]

Ya same with me what is the problem?

How do I fix?

[wanton vapor]

What doesn't work?

[wanton vapor]

Servers are down man u can't fix that

Have to wait

[inland bough]

Ok

[arctic oxide]

do you guys like have an idea of when the servers are on again

[rocky notch]

Did u do cayo using marksman loadout?

[rocky notch]

Lmao

[open jacinth]

@boreal magnet

[split quail]

Bro I have good internet still.

[vivid sparrow]

i did things you wouldnt imagine to make this discovery

[boreal magnet]

lol

[open jacinth]

🥦

[torn escarp]

bruh servers are down

[errant belfry]

[split quail]

Yea got to know now

[errant belfry]

yes very nice

[balmy edge]

SMG mk2

[frigid crypt]

Depression

PC players are going thru some real sad shit rn

At least I am

[autumn basalt]

Boom

[royal zealot]

Bapray

[frozen patrol]

I was messing around in GTA, listening to Non-stop pop and this happened at the perfect time. (I had to put the music back in because Xbox doesn't record it but this is exactly how it sounded)

[hazy jackal]

i hope they will give us any award for waiting

[frozen patrol]

"We are experiencing technical difficulties"
GTA 5 is nothing but a technical difficulty now lmao

[rocky notch]

Lmao facts

[hard kite]

Should give 1 mil waiting for 14 hours

[fathom jolt]

R* is not the "We're sorry..." type...

[hard kite]

Yea

[hazy jackal]

ty <3

[trim steeple]

np

[hazy jackal]

they just gonna give a white tshirt with a clock on it or sum

in case they give anything

[hard kite]

Such a r* thing to do

[paper zodiac]

@timber steppe

It was screen capped about a month ago

[timber steppe]

Do you have pic from the cash page?

That tells more that if you have "most everything"

[paper zodiac]

Give me a sec because I have to go into rockstar connect on my phone

[timber steppe]

No need, discussion reveleader the tru story already

[paper zodiac]

I was off by about 200 million

[timber steppe]

Ok, thanks, I retract my statement, actually you could have like most of the stuff. Sorry

[paper zodiac]

I just find it ironic because most of the time I’m grinding I’m usually listening to streams in the background as a means of sort of therapeutically doing stuff

[wanton vapor]

Lmao this modder was making star wars shit

🥵

[dense leaf]

this is false; where’s the research?

[open jacinth]

💀

[wanton vapor]

We weren't even trying to speed run , how we got 6:40 elite xd

[hazy jackal]

feel free to do the math yourself

if you want to include the research to get the missles for mk1 it gets even dumber

[dense leaf]

some of you here honestly deserve this when it happens

[leaden dock]

I didn’t understand. Enlighten me

[wanton vapor]

Yeah same

[dense leaf]

you guys are on PC so it’s easier for to counteract this

but if you’re on console, it’s a nightmare to counteract if you’re a stubborn player

[wanton vapor]

Ohh ok

[dense leaf]

it’s basically thermal in a jet, i can just see where people are and where they’ll spawn in before they even spawn

I do this to KD warriors or shit stubborn players

[wanton vapor]

How to use thermal in jet , i searched it on yt but got nothing @dense leaf

I can only use night vision in jet

Not thermal

[dense leaf]

i can’t really show it here, sorry man

[wanton vapor]

Ahh np man , tys for the video tho , i got a idea now how to do it

Servers are still down can't even try it

[leaden dock]

I thought we cant use thermal in jets and cars

[hazy jackal]

you arent supposed to

but you know, it will get your kd to be higher, like someone gives a fuck abt it

[wanton vapor]

Thanks a lot @dense leaf

[leaden dock]

Damn that's crazy

[dense leaf]

no problem, now go make me proud.

[leaden dock]

Time to become a kd warrior

[dense leaf]

I never EWO

[wanton vapor]

U should upload it on yt too bcz i couldn't find a video about this on yt

[dense leaf]

nah, i’m good

[wanton vapor]

Ahhh ok

[dense leaf]

i found it on my own lol

[wanton vapor]

Tys a lot btw

[rocky notch]

There are so many videos for doing thermal jets

Wdym

[wanton vapor]

I saw a you tuber name georgking using thermal in jet , then i searched about it but got nothing

[dense leaf]

hope you saved those

[wanton vapor]

Yeah downloaded

[dense leaf]

cuz i’m not reposting

[leaden dock]

@dense leaf thank u. I ascended myself to a kd warrior

[wanton vapor]

@dense leaf a question

U died by rpg or sticky ? In yacht

[dense leaf]

both. for it to work you need to be pushed out of the pool zone. i used the rpg to kill me when my clothes auto switching and sticky to get me out of the pool zone

thermal jet isn’t really viable on PC just to let you know. you guys have convenience of flicking quickly so you’d mostly get sniped on approach

[leaden dock]

I found one t posing yesterday

[prime silo]

I dont get it.....

[dense leaf]

i do

[somber pier]

its on youtube saw it

[still gazelle]

Hay guys can y’all tell me ima get back into gta 5 online and since trilogy is out is it worth to get back gta 5 online or get trilogy?

[pearl swift]

dont get trilogy

u can 🏴‍☠️ tht shit

[cosmic trail]

Yeah... The improvement in graphics isn't that great. And it's not well optimized.

[open jacinth]

we are best friends now.

matching pfps is fun

[still gazelle]

So what have they added back into gta cuss I got like 7mil+ on my account and I have not played for like forever so what are some updates Any new hiests

[wanton vapor]

S1

[wanton vapor]

@dense leaf ahh u also got S1 tier reward like me

[dense leaf]

i used to be a super sweat

Asia ace with like 13 kd

i played at 230 ms btw

thank fuck i stopped playing, this game literally made me hate myself

[torn escarp]

new gta interface noice

[dense leaf]

i’ll show my garage later

[torn escarp]

👀

[quick urchin]

So nice of them

[leaden dock]

Is it true or just fanmade?

@quick urchin

[limpid flame]

is this normal?

[quick urchin]

I received from elsewhere. Maybe this was available in his region only

[rapid furnace]

you reinstalled the installer, right?

[limpid flame]

yea

[quick urchin]

Don't need weapon wheel, just get servers back atleast

[rapid furnace]

yeah, that's why

[limpid flame]

how do i fix this

[rapid furnace]

wait for the servers to actually work

[limpid flame]

and it will be ok?

[quick urchin]

Can't guarantee

[rapid furnace]

idk

[quick urchin]

Even servers r non guaranteed

[autumn basalt]

Are the Xbox servers working?

[rapid furnace]

i think only the launcher on pc is down

[autumn basalt]

Thinking if it’s worth to go home and play gta

I need to make some money for the discounts

[wanton vapor]

this comes when i open my game clicking ok exits my game cant even play story mode wtf

how other ppl can play story mode and i cant

[white spade]

Now we know who is behind

[orchid sundial]

how do you do that without having to reinstall the whole game. i got the game from epic and last time i tried some shit like this i had to uninstall and reinstall the whole game💀

[wanton vapor]

There are vids about it on yt @orchid sundial

[orchid sundial]

nvm i did it myself

still nothing happened

[quick urchin]

@wanton vapor disable cloud saves

[wanton vapor]

How do i do that ? It won't allow me to open my setting in game

[quick urchin]

What launcher do u use?

[wanton vapor]

Epic

Free gta

[quick urchin]

Settings - untick (enable cloud saves)

Then u can play offline story

Do this in epic launcher

[wanton vapor]

Ohhh ohk tys a lot man will do tomorrow if server's aren't up till that it's 2 am here gotta go sleep for now cya tys again gn @quick urchin

[quick urchin]

Nw

[orchid sundial]

still the same thing 🥲

[quick urchin]

Nope

I did and worked

[orchid sundial]

tried restarting too

[quick urchin]

Have u reinstalled?

[orchid sundial]

the launcher? yes

[quick urchin]

Then it won't. U don't have to re

[orchid sundial]

but i didn't delete the old data

[white spade]

not everyone is mad at rockstar

[quick urchin]

Still epic forgot ur login

I did it without reins and it worked for me

[orchid sundial]

i give up for now lmao
i gotta sleep it's 2 am now and i probably have school tomorrow :/

[viscid relic]

so says the casino

[viscid relic]

they aren't even updating it anymore

they gave up already

[latent cave]

Less goooo finally managed to close the door in the velum

[viscid relic]

how the hell u playin??

[latent cave]

I told r* shark cards good

[viscid relic]

😑

[latent cave]

Actually it is just an old image

[viscid relic]

yeah ok

[white spade]

How?

[viscid relic]

..

[white spade]

No, i mean how did he closed the door?

[open jacinth]

I DID IT TOO once xD

[open jacinth]

[stiff whale]

Rate me daddy 🥵

[strange lintel]

0/10

[autumn basalt]

Future

[open jacinth]

servers up?

[autumn basalt]

Not for u

[open jacinth]

bro god dammit

[autumn basalt]

All i know is it doesn’t work for pc atm

[balmy edge]

In the kitchen of your sub sits this

[autumn basalt]

That gun looks pretty good to eat rn

Some mad man with a stone hatchet could come in on a rampage for ur sonar jammer

[balmy edge]

Also a compact rifle in sleeping quarters, mg in engine room and RPG in torpedo bay

[autumn basalt]

I always see pavel smoking in there

Sitting on the torpedo

[white spade]

And a flare gun in the moonpool

[dense leaf]

ugly

[open jacinth]

20 min only into GTA SA definitive edition and already catching bugs

[hazy jackal]

looks like the veto modern tbh

[stiff whale]

Nah he tweaking

[stiff whale]

I was changing my clothes and someone took it 😢

[hard kite]

What in the actual fck

[stiff whale]

UwU

[misty ridge]

ded chat xd

[keen beacon]

Let's fucking go

Did it with lvl 60 and 70 and 80 players

[sturdy silo]

I’m same level lol

[open jacinth]

I have no words

.....

[maiden solstice]

same, especially when we were lvl ~150 when we tried it lmfao

[open jacinth]

no he was my cmm partner

Completed cmm without telling me

[maiden solstice]

oh lmfao

idk what to say im sorryy

[royal zealot]

Cum?🤡

[royal zealot]

12 mil? Damn

[open jacinth]

Meh its fine
Idrc

I barely play the game now bcz of the bullshit studies

[dense leaf]

pursue your goals bro

at least you’re not putting barcodes on your wrists

[open jacinth]

Lol true

[open jacinth]

People found an unusual developer note left in the GTA SA definitive edition code💀

[still coral]

How did u get 12mil

[maiden solstice]

that's just the cmm bonus, do all 5 heists w the same crew, in order, without anyone dying

[open jacinth]

omfg lmao

[fervent juniper]

What's that car

Pls tell me

[open jacinth]

Stromberg

[tame parrot]

toreador, can be found in warstock

[fervent juniper]

Thanks very much

[autumn basalt]

Yeet

[sturdy silo]

Some kids tried to kill me

I killed the other guy like 16 times as well

My deaths were Cus I was stupid asf and crashed my sparrow n the kid got the kill

I have like 0.9kd

Idc tho Cus this game should even have kd

[wanton vapor]

They look newbies

[open jacinth]

Liar

[torn escarp]

saw the panther statue for the first time (hard mode)

2 mil take...

[autumn basalt]

When?

[torn escarp]

today...

[autumn basalt]

Tf???

Its an event item

[torn escarp]

i joined a random invite and saw it

[open jacinth]

Oh so its not yours basically u got hella lucky

[torn escarp]

ya

[open jacinth]

Someone been saving it for a long time

[autumn basalt]

I see

[open jacinth]

I still have mine for b2bs

[autumn basalt]

That Makes sense

[torn escarp]

[autumn basalt]

I been grinding cayo

I get alot of necklaces

[simple plank]

He's doing the replay glitch thats sick

[simple plank]

Wanna play later 😅

[open jacinth]

Haven't been playing for like 2 months but maybe👀

Cause im pretty broke rn