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[open jacinth]

Ohh wait i see what u mean

[rocky notch]

U dumb

[open jacinth]

aight aight

[winter light]

f

[open jacinth]

Stfu

[winter light]

is it good?

[open jacinth]

This mosquito is annoying the shit outta me

[open jacinth]

Not bad

[rocky notch]

Lmao for me time spent in gtao is 66 days XDDDD

8 days in first person

[balmy edge]

Lol nice

[sick tide]

i need to do all of these except demolition charges?

[zealous breach]

Yes

You don't need to do distribution missions either you can do the entire cayo heist stealthy those missions waste time

[simple thicket]

You can do those disruptive missions if you plan for Agressive (or for award)

Doing all of them adding with water contamination will completely weaken them all

With them equip with SMG/Pistol and no armor

Rather than Shotgun and Carbine/AUG without disruptive

[woven fossil]

Finally this is my 50th time completing the elite challenge 😂😂

[misty ridge]

[daring vigil]

it shows your playtime

or im interpreting this wrong

[open jacinth]

Yup, thats what i meant

[subtle sand]

I love cyceling in gta as a duchie

[daring vigil]

yeah my earnt/spent comparison to time played is awful

[vague mulch]

What is that computer your using?

[subtle sand]

I play on ps4

[vague mulch]

I know

[subtle sand]

it's a samsung tv:)

[vague mulch]

Wut

It looks so small

[gritty agate]

Not every tv is huge

Also could just be a monitor

[subtle sand]

it's actually my brothers tv on his room but his study place is in a different place where he lives with friends so he allows me to use his tv so I can play on my ps4:)

[vague mulch]

:)

[gritty agate]

Good brother

[subtle sand]

btw what should I do with 65.5 million in gta?

[vague mulch]

Uh

[gritty agate]

wut

[vague mulch]

Challenges with friends I guess

[gritty agate]

Hmmm

[vague mulch]

Dum stuff

[subtle sand]

I have an opressor mark 2 and kostaka and when I do heists I give people who help me 40%/30%/20%

[vague mulch]

If anyone helps me in cayo I end up giving them more than me, depends on how the person is

[subtle sand]

ah oki

[vague mulch]

I'm such a naive guy and I hate it🥲

[subtle sand]

I always love it to get 20k or 10k from the daily of nighclub:)

I haven't bought that new thingy yet

[vague mulch]

What thingy

The new thingymajigy?

[subtle sand]

I don't know the same it's the car thing of the new dlc

[vague mulch]

Ahhhhhhhh

[subtle sand]

I think we can find all Jeremy clarkson gta dudes there

[vague mulch]

I think so

[subtle sand]

I barley buy cars I still steal them since 2013:)

[gritty agate]

Bruh ur garage probably looks so outdated

[subtle sand]

not really I have some podium cars and the karuma and el rubio's car

[gritty agate]

Buy a yacht

[subtle sand]

I already have the yacht (laughs in 50% discount)

[gritty agate]

Luxor Deluxe

[subtle sand]

I can steal planes from the airport and have a hangar at the millatairy base

only they don't like it when I steal a lazar from them and you can still get 4 stars when you enter the control tower

[open jacinth]

Am i allowed to put a gta video from my yt here?

It's a Rockstar editor thing of shooting in Grove Street

[royal turret]

Ignore the fact that I missed all bullets and that I was mid combat there

Stfu

So guys are NPC cars meant to be part of exotic Export or is that a bug or shit

[misty ridge]

not sure if youtube links are allowed

they get deleted, you can try tho

[minor orchid]

i think there is a few that are npc cars on the list like the bullet or carbonizare

[open jacinth]

what people think every oppressor mk2 user is like:

[rocky notch]

Hehehe

Honestly forgetting the mk2 oppressor exists, made me a better player lol

[misty ridge]

rip griefer jesus

[open jacinth]

extreme griefer jesus

or not idk which one has a railgun

[misty ridge]

jesus

[open jacinth]

Darkviper 😍

[open jacinth]

yes friendo

[cinder citrus]

Is my game bugged?

I can't really see the packages

[open jacinth]

yup

[misty ridge]

gta online moment

[neon gate]

Good O' Matteo, best griefer around.

[trail umbra]

hit me up if wanna help setup for Cayo heist

[open jacinth]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

I'm I allowed to send a youtube video

[open jacinth]

Of mine

I dont think so

[open jacinth]

Nope, self promotion is against the rules

I mean if u wanna share something then sure but promoting your channel, nope

[open jacinth]

If I record the video and block out my name would it be ok? I just wanna share the video not my channel @open jacinth

[mint valley]

ghost orgnisation and bst smh

[mint valley]

where is teh cops head

[royal turret]

I mean he was in a jet and off radar and 2nd guy was somewhere RC

[open jacinth]

Yea

[mint valley]

i restrain my statment

[open jacinth]

Ok

[open jacinth]

I was wondering, In a cutscene, do all players have the SAME cutscene or everyone has his OWN cutscene where his character is like more focused on ?

Please ping me if you are answering me

[open jacinth]

Anyone wanna do a vid like this with me

[open jacinth]

You just got iar-80'd send this to someone to totally iar-80 them

[hearty salmon]

i dont gget it

[open jacinth]

It's simple just send the photo with the text to someone and that's it, it's just a romanian fighter

[hearty salmon]

oh i ssee

[open jacinth]

Didnt the romanains turned against germany

[misty ridge]

depends. for heists cutscenes, the host will be focused on for everyone. but for other cutscenes (like entering the bunker in merryweather contract) your character will be focused on

[rancid wagon]

Grunt

[gritty agate]

[open jacinth]

By focused on you mean that, if we were playing together, and I had my chracter walking first in the front, you would have your own cutscene where you character is walking in the front too ?

[misty ridge]

lemme explain it again. for most heist preps/finales, everyone has the same cutscene. so if the cutscene involves the host handing over something to a client, it will be the same for all players. but for other missions, you can have different cutscenes for different players

clear or nah

[pure axle]

whats your guys fastest time for cayo?

this is my fastest so far

[autumn basalt]

Sent him to the shadow realm

[daring vigil]

8:06 with elite

[brittle harbor]

ive heard speedrunners that speedrun the finale at less than 5 minutes'

[daring vigil]

i could probably do that too if i didnt do secondary targets and what not

i mean not that good but somehwere close

[brittle harbor]

theres this guy that can help you cut down your time if your looking to speedrun cayo

his name is beatsdown gaming i think

[daring vigil]

ah okay ty

[autumn basalt]

Is there any point in cutting your time?

In the end ur still getting elite?

[brittle harbor]

getting money faster i guess?

[autumn basalt]

Im not really obsessed of doing something 2 minutes earlier tbh

Just aslong as i get elite ill take my time

[daring vigil]

ive made 40 mil yay

[boreal sky]

Nice man

[obtuse forge]

Somebody made 2 billion in GTA, so not that good of an achievement

[daring vigil]

yeah i know

[rustic hound]

Let the man be happy about his 40 meek millis

[open jacinth]

Ye

[rustic hound]

[daring vigil]

😩

i am but a poor soul

[rustic hound]

Same tbh

[simple thicket]

T... always same attitude when things go south

You and your crew when one of the Players throwing Bomb on Cayo:

[open jacinth]

[obtuse forge]

Lol

[rocky notch]

I miss the time when throwing bombs didn't alert guards

[obtuse forge]

I threw bombs at guards today

Nobody was alerted

[rocky notch]

Lol what

[wraith fjord]

the guards are deaf

[obtuse forge]

Yeah they don't hear the Joker running up to them and about to shoot them in the head

[wraith fjord]

u can literally make ur gun without suppressor and no one gonna notice

[obtuse forge]

Lol

[rocky notch]

They nerfed the silencer, but now bombs alert everyone lol

[obtuse forge]

They didn't buff the heads

So why nerf the silencer

And make guards alerted to bombs

[simple thicket]

haven't test on Molotov; but sure they're screaming they might alert entire island

[sweet bay]

Hi

[scarlet nebula]

@obtuse forge

[river cloud]

@jovial spire this is what happened

[spring heath]

a few millie seconds later

[open jacinth]

how to get anime car

[daring vigil]

buy karin futo

[sinful turret]

Or the host chose the demolition charges insted of the cutting torch

[open jacinth]

smmt like this

[daring vigil]

get anime livery

[open jacinth]

oh

[open jacinth]

so expencif

[simple thicket]

That happened one time when I swim towards the tunnel and he said he forgot the cutting torch

[simple thicket]

If you mean Futo GT, sure it's a bit expensive
If you mean normal Futo, just simply steal and make insurance for your own.

[obtuse forge]

Knock offs of GTA and RDR2 on Google Play

[autumn basalt]

You can not escape punishment

[open jacinth]

The rl Alkost

[mint valley]

i agree

[mint valley]

i have 1 irl

[daring vigil]

??????????

[simple thicket]

Slow internet, that's usual for me

[daring vigil]

yeah i think so too, it just loaded up

[simple thicket]

Oi, Moodymann... You're supposed in the Music Locker already...

Modder... Every single time...

[daring vigil]

yup same

[mint valley]

OMG

the i fruit logo is a dick

[wet crag]

when i played gta to it was probably the first time i go in a online lobby and there´s no modder who kills me

[open jacinth]

@royal turret

[wraith fjord]

holy shi!!!!!!!!!

[open jacinth]

I’m still not gonna believe anything till rockstar says something

[wraith fjord]

lol

[open jacinth]

I wonder if my series s will even handle that

[wraith fjord]

4k 60 fps in console

[open jacinth]

Wait what

[mint valley]

yeah i just keep it in my garage

its about 1/10 of the size of the plane

i ju st wan t the fucking thermal scope

ive spent almost 13 mil

[misty ridge]

its not that useful, just use the thermal helmets

[mint valley]

its usful

[misty ridge]

they cost like 90k and u can use them with all weapons

[misty ridge]

same as helmet

[mint valley]

i just want it for my sniper tho and they look stupid

[misty ridge]

well if u want to spend 13mil just to get 1 scope that isnt any better than a helmet you can go right ahead

[mint valley]

i dont cear about money tbh

[misty ridge]

thats what im saying, its ur choice

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[mint valley]

its also nice to have all the research done

[misty ridge]

[royal turret]

We can go golfing now

Rate my golf outfit guys

[mint valley]

7/10

could have better shoes

[royal turret]

Ye forgot about the shoes lmao

[mint valley]

maby some lovers or what ever there called

[royal turret]

?

[mint valley]

erm 1 sec

[open jacinth]

Where the FUCK IS UR polo shirt

👕

[royal turret]

Mhm there's better than loafers for gold tbh

[open jacinth]

😏 😏

[neon gate]

No you haven't.

[mint valley]

?

[open jacinth]

The whole research cost is about 12 mil lol

Thats what he means @mint valley

[open jacinth]

LMAO

[mint valley]

i baught all the upgrades for the buker witch is about 2 mil

[open jacinth]

@mystic condor @open jacinth he 1-0 ed me

Damn ur bad l haha

[proven jewel]

Whrn i did it once the guy was bent over so congrats both had the same thing happen

[rocky notch]

You fucking copied my outfit again

[royal turret]

Huh

[royal turret]

Stfu xia

[molten fog]

Rude

[royal turret]

Almost hole in 1

[molten fog]

Damn

[royal turret]

Let's play Tennis

A tennis outfit?

Bruh

@kindred notch rate

[autumn stirrup]

c17h21no4🔥🔥

and

🇴 👊 👌

[balmy edge]

Can you do the math of best combination with 2 gold and anything else

Is 1 full bag of gold and one full of painting better than 1 gold bag full plus the remaining for the second person then just cash

[autumn stirrup]

ok dwayne

[cobalt bane]

very nice

[pure axle]

nice!

[mint valley]

i dont have 3 friends 😦

ive never even done all the hiests

fucking hate hiests

[scarlet nebula]

Coincidence? I think not xD

(From fast and furious 6 btw) looks almost the same to the ramp car and if you have seen fast and furious 6 this is also a ramp carrr

[mint valley]

pr4 mk2

[minor orchid]

who knew this was what the ramp buggy was based on

[scarlet nebula]

@minor orchid not me till now xDD

[scarlet nebula]

@open jacinth it's there where the red dot is

[open jacinth]

Yep i saw it tha ks man

[scarlet nebula]

Anytime!

[gaunt raven]

Got the fingerprint cloner

[scarlet nebula]

Huhhhhh

Is that down at the bay in LA real life?

@gaunt raven

[molten fog]

Look at 100% of bag

[open jacinth]

I’ve seen this before

[molten fog]

Of redit

[open jacinth]

I’ll screenshot it next time I grab two coke

Facts

[scarlet nebula]

Yeah idk I always been told comes better then weed

Cokes*

[open jacinth]

Comes

Cash is the worst , well

[open jacinth]

Usually 380k for two paintings

[scarlet nebula]

Theres another thing here saying tottaly diffrent things so guess we wont know unless we do it our selfs

[open jacinth]

I swaer this shit is annoying

I cant get it to run without restarting my pc

Ok

Why you be playing on a laptop tho?

[open jacinth]

Why not

[scarlet nebula]

Hwy some laptops are made for gaming

[open jacinth]

Why would you

[scarlet nebula]

Idk about this one but yh

[open jacinth]

This IS a gaming laptop

Ok

[mint valley]

3 weed doesnt fill ur bag but it should

[minor orchid]

doesn't it take 2 and a half?

[mint valley]

3 and a bit if i rember correctly

[scarlet nebula]

@mint valley it's actually about 2 and 3 quarters

2.65 or somthing like that

[mint valley]

wait what

ik 99.9^.==100

[scarlet nebula]

1 weed stack weighs about 37.5 percent

So close to 3

[mint valley]

i need to do a cayo perico with 3 stackss

[minor orchid]

yeah

[minor orchid]

i thought it was 33%

[scarlet nebula]

Oooo it might be tbf I read a few that said 37 but I also just seen a few saying 33 :")

[mint valley]

37 makes more sense

[minor orchid]

bruh some level 2500 just came on my yacht last second during piracy prevention and killed me

i was just trying it out for the first time. and he was using ghost org

[scarlet nebula]

Huhhh so you had the defence system on?

[minor orchid]

you can't

[scarlet nebula]

Whwn you turn defences on no one can kill on the yacht

[minor orchid]

during piracy prevention

[scarlet nebula]

Cant even pull a gun out

What's that?sorry

[minor orchid]

you protect your yacht from other players

[scarlet nebula]

Yhyh the defence system

[minor orchid]

you can't have them on during the mission

[scarlet nebula]

Maybe moder

Ohhhhhhhhh okay yh you cant sorry I'm dazed

I havnt touched them missions yet

[minor orchid]

yeah and i texted him saying fake level and he said "stay mad XD"

he had like a 4.2 kd

[scarlet nebula]

Defo fake lmfaooo

Can you even go past 1000m

?*

[minor orchid]

most gta youtubers who have been playing since day 1 are not even lvl 2000

[scarlet nebula]

I think you can but I seen youtubers who have been playing for 8 years and just make it to 100p some of them

[minor orchid]

yeah

[scarlet nebula]

1000* defo a moder

Just ruins the fun in my eyes

[minor orchid]

or has a transfered account from xbox 360 that is modded

or has a modded account from like digizani or whatever

watch him boot me offline or some shit

[scarlet nebula]

Yhhh could be a 360 modded xbox acount also I I dont play pc but I hate how they can just crash your game like get a life cant win a fight so they just crash people

[minor orchid]

bruh he hiding in his facility in paleto bay bruhhhh

i rarely play pc. my character on there is like at most lvl like 50

[scarlet nebula]

Bec carefully he might waste 750k to orbital cannon you xD

[minor orchid]

lmao even though he got the broke facility

[scarlet nebula]

I remember when somone orbital cannoned me while I was doing a sightsheer vip job for like 26k and we didnt even have any beef xD

[minor orchid]

damn. thats sad

damn the second i stepped out of my yacht he obitaled me.

and left smh

[brittle harbor]

why was orbital cannon ever a thing

[scarlet nebula]

Knew he would and ahhahha as if he left probably knew he couldnt win but I'm just confused how you gonna waste 750k if your just gonna leave anyways xD

[minor orchid]

what a loser. i mean, imagine having a fake level, fake, kd, tryhard outfit, and have thw WORST facility, just to waste it on a kill that you can't afford to pay for without using akula to kill me while im spinning around in my yacht helicopter trynna jump in the hot tub from high up

[scarlet nebula]

Real annoying I dont get people these days gta is about the grind I dont see why people mod shit

[soft grail]

does anyone know how to get solo pubs i need to get into one so i dont get griefed while trying to do cayo perico setups

[scarlet nebula]

You can do set ups in invite only sessions @soft grail

[soft grail]

are invite only solo?

like no one else in it

[scarlet nebula]

Kinda theres solos then theres invite only but like I dont know if you can in solo but yh if you go into a invite only session only people you invite can join

And you can do set ups in them to

[soft grail]

ok

[gaunt raven]

Yessir

found Lombank west

[thorn arrow]

thats cool

[scarlet nebula]

@gaunt raven damn lucky wish I lived in la

[open jacinth]

now you need to find maze bank west

[gaunt raven]

Lol wondering where it is

Already found maze bank tower and arcadius businesses ctr

[unique owl]

hi

[scarlet nebula]

@open jacinth that's what I'm on about

Lmmfao and he saying I'm on drugs it was clearly him just changed name and pic

[wraith fjord]

im nort even 18 yet dued

[open jacinth]

oh yeah i have an explanation

[old olive]

im nort even 18 yet dued

[open jacinth]

im nort even 18 yet dued

so basically i invited my boss from chic fil a and he locked me out of my apartment and stole my phone and said all those things bro

this dude

[open jacinth]

also charge yo phone fam

[old olive]

U cant be serious fam

Please just tell me ur trolling

[scarlet nebula]

Mate I spoke to a mod and you making me look like right doing

Idiot *

[open jacinth]

shit my boss is back

[lone sandal]

amogus

[open jacinth]

gotta go

[old olive]

Sure sure

[open jacinth]

lol

[lone sandal]

what

[scarlet nebula]

@lone sandal nothing you wont understand

[lone sandal]

*what

ain't it 13

[scarlet nebula]

It is ye was saying he was 11 almost 12 then when we was all onto him he changed his name deleted messages edited messages and changed his pfp then acted stupid

[lone sandal]

witch one

[scarlet nebula]

Jakku

[lone sandal]

ping him i wanna see who

o da obama cat

[scarlet nebula]

Hes saying it was his boss now but yh idk I got in contact with a mod before he changed it all no I look stupid lmfao

[lone sandal]

b r u h

[open jacinth]

bruh

what?

[scarlet nebula]

Man just dont imma leave this to mods you caused me enough of a head ache

[open jacinth]

the whole point was for me to act more sus

i was trolling dude

[scarlet nebula]

Then say I was on drugs and act stupid?

[open jacinth]

who

[scarlet nebula]

Till I caught you out

[lone sandal]

well i will trust what @scarlet nebula said

[open jacinth]

which mod

[scarlet nebula]

You

You littraly said is this dude on drugs when I was calling you out in gta discussion just grow up

Imma exit now coz this is a gta media chat

[open jacinth]

[soft grail]

@scarlet nebula I did it i finished the preps and for the first time i did cayo perico heist took awhile cause i failed twice

[thorn vessel]

congrats

[soft grail]

thx im so proud of myself im new at gta so it was scary

[scarlet nebula]

@soft grail ayyyyy sick you gonna start grinding it when you get better xD easy money did you do invite only?

[soft grail]

yes

I failed twice cause i didn't see the guard that saw me kill the other guard

[open jacinth]

I've been trying all day still not in like wtf

[open jacinth]

My god this lvl is tge woooorst when u r on keybord

[boreal sky]

Wow so cool

[sly cipher]

Family

[feral spindle]

Hiw do i join that place

[misty ridge]

collect flags was harder

for me atleast

[open jacinth]

Yeah i still cant get gold

Not wasting anymore time on it

[misty ridge]

same lmao.. i think i was only able to get bronze

[open jacinth]

I got silver bcuz i wasted time like an idiot

I could get the gold and end it

And it takes so much time to complete these (get the gold)

I only have my keyboard so it sucks even more

[misty ridge]

me too

[lime bane]

..

[open jacinth]

Do u get anything for getting all gold anyway ?

[pseudo aurora]

[minor orchid]

ye

[open jacinth]

So shit u miss everything

[misty ridge]

nah, idts

[soft grail]

@scarlet nebula i officially did cayo twice gonna do more tomorrow but i gotta sleep i got 2.5m rn

[plucky meteor]

[misty ridge]

xd

[molten fog]

Well done 👏

[obtuse forge]

It's like nobody knows the LSCM exists

[open jacinth]

its like the lscm is just one spot and for actually good meets you cruise between 3-4 spots

[obtuse forge]

Yeah but you don't get griefers

[open jacinth]

if you are in a car meet crew you just go into a crew session

no griefers

and on pc you have modders that fix your cars if somebody bumps into you

[obtuse forge]

Still a chance though

[open jacinth]

kick him out of the crew

[obtuse forge]

Modders have no life

[open jacinth]

for car meets they are good tho

[obtuse forge]

They should do GTA VR

[open jacinth]

yes

would be cool

[royal turret]

Damn that aim imma go ewo cuz it's so trash you won't be able to kill me so I gotta do it myself

[dusky ember]

thats why i hate the game lmao

when i get griefed

[wraith fjord]

lol noob

[royal turret]

Yes

[wraith fjord]

💀

[royal turret]

Im actually 69 thanks for thinking I'm younger sweetie😊

[obtuse forge]

Stop hacking and bring back that username

[royal turret]

No

[distant junco]

who needs hacks when you have family?

[open jacinth]

Moderated nickname @royal turret

[neon gate]

The lighting in there is shit anyways.

[royal turret]

3 krakens

[wraith fjord]

lol

[velvet crag]

Just found a guard sleeping

[daring vigil]

Press E to loot sleeping guard.

[spring heath]

a few milliseconds later😐

[royal turret]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

Damn im good

get fucked @open jacinth

[open jacinth]

I wish 😩😩😩

lol

[spring heath]

day 2 of getting ignored🙄

[royal turret]

It's not a Chinese bot smh

It's just letters that aren't on your language and it makes them boxes

[spring heath]

it is a chinese bot....for some reason i always get into chinese lobby

[royal turret]

It doesn't mean it's a bot?

It's just someone typing in chinese some promotion or shiz

[mint valley]

this is my favorite 1v1 method

[finite lily]

Well modders are back

This guy was roaming with a multi coloured car and flaming body

[lone sandal]

use mouse

[lone sandal]

i can put kraken-avisa into kasotka but can't put kraken into kasotka

[royal turret]

Well that's badass ngl

[gentle orbit]

how do you even afford it 😭😭

[rocky notch]

Fun modders *

[mint valley]

i heard mony drops are back

[finite lily]

Nope

They have some other way of doing it

[finite lily]

Money drops ain't possible noeeee

[mint valley]

1 sec

[mint valley]

check ur dms

i cba explaing why i killed him but this is a nice snipe

[royal turret]

My darts outfit

[mint valley]

u play darts enough to have a outfit for it?

[wraith fjord]

lmao

[rocky notch]

Ugli outfit

[royal turret]

[rocky notch]

Nothing compares to my god tier scuba outfit

[wraith fjord]

can i see

[rocky notch]

Maybe later

[wraith fjord]

oke

[royal turret]

Bro look at this

Nothing compares with my scuba shots smh

[wraith fjord]

generic shots

jk jk

[royal turret]

[royal turret]

Why y'all don't like my darts outfit

[grand cargo]

Looking more like an npc than an npc itself

[wraith fjord]

lmfaoo

[royal turret]

A NPC doesn't have a handsome face

[mint valley]

wrong

[royal turret]

But I do

[grand cargo]

It's an aggressive npc look where you bump into them and they start being aggro

[wraith fjord]

wrong

[grand cargo]

Looks just like those lmao

[wraith fjord]

hipster npc 😂

[mint valley]

the females at the beach have booby physics, how long has that been there for

[royal turret]

2013

[mint valley]

and ive never noticed?

fire men must be having a bad day

[misty ridge]

those firemen are simps

[mint valley]

true

[mint valley]

someone in my lobby got into badspot yesterday, they wont survive theey where awful

[open jacinth]

Thats MY PLANE

):

[stable gale]

Looks good

[royal turret]

Thx thx

[stable gale]

Nice

[open jacinth]

ty

[random bone]

Yes

[echo flicker]

this is from last thursday tho

[royal turret]

Same happened to me but I didn't see the standing and getting into free fall part

[echo flicker]

u can see the only ppl in it leave as soon as i join

[royal turret]

Like I clipped 30s not 1min

[echo flicker]

yeah i literally spawned into mid air it was funny ngl

yeah i hit 45 seconds just in case n turns out it was perfect timing

[lime bane]

Lmfao

[lime bane]

Micheal's dream

[echo flicker]

and trevors

it’s trevors dream and micheal’s acid trip

[royal turret]

@echo flicker

[echo flicker]

have u never done the yacht missions

u should do like 1 to get him to stop calling it’s really easy ngl

[royal turret]

So this is the route I take for exotic export right?

[open jacinth]

O

[royal turret]

Now guess where the exotic Export car was

[open jacinth]

Ok no

[neon pier]

at the lake

[royal turret]

Which one

[neon pier]

big one

[royal turret]

I did them all with daze

[neon pier]

at the bit where u didn't go to

[royal turret]

No

[neon pier]

ok

[royal turret]

On that pic are all 100 spawn locations for exotic Export cars

I went exactly that route. It's one of the ones on that pic

It was fucking here

[neon pier]

oh

[white saffron]

lmfao

[neon pier]

i thought it would've been the one near lago zancudo b4 u said

[royal turret]

Bro I went from docks to casino to LSIA to Quartz something to noose quarters to idk where in sandy to sandy Trevor's house to humane labs to McKenzie field to paleto trough paleto to wine farm to chumash and to start of the Vespucci beach

[mint valley]

0 regrets

[rocky notch]

F

[autumn stirrup]

awww

[autumn stirrup]

omg

[neon gate]

Why tou shooting the Cameras anyways, that's not how you go in there sneakily

[cinder citrus]

Is it better if i sold everything at once?

[echo flicker]

they all spawned so close

[true berry]

Can someone help me win hunting pack remix pls

[mint valley]

12000 per creat if u sold 3
14000 per create if u sold 8
15000 per create if u sold 16

[mint valley]

what do they give u

and how do u fidn them

[echo flicker]

7.5k so not much

[mint valley]

rp?

[echo flicker]

but overall it was 75k

[mint valley]

i dont cear about money

[echo flicker]

no $7.5k idk how much rp tbh

[mint valley]

how do i find them

[echo flicker]

get the sonar station for kosatka

[mint valley]

doesnt torador have one

[echo flicker]

and it’ll show up when driving the kosatka, toreador, or the mini sub for the kosatka

[mint valley]

adn that sub+.

[echo flicker]

yeah but u needa get the sonar station first

[mint valley]

i think ii ahve all the upgrades

[echo flicker]

ye i got em all too

[molten fog]

Idk

[mint valley]

why dont we take the money?

[open jacinth]

Literaly

There is literaly money here

[mint valley]

its like a soild 50k there

[open jacinth]

Ikr

Not like 50k can change your life entirely

[open jacinth]

2 cayo perico

[mint valley]

u spent ur final 15k setting up a cyo perico u find the 50k ur give up on the cyo perico and buy document forgery. u make hundreds of milions and u sell your acc for $100 and u buy bit coin and it spikes to 60k per u drop out and buy a macdonalds and that macdonalds is in the center of a future city and u make millions

dark viper is finishing doomsday, good luck...

[open jacinth]

You did all of that calculation, all of that data gathered, all of that time to type this out
Yet you forgot that you don't have a kosatka yet??

[mint valley]

true

[mint valley]

so u run a head hunter aproxmatly 73 times

[open jacinth]

stop this i already failed math

[mint valley]

try harder

in the real world its imporssible but this is maths

[open jacinth]

Sometimes gta can be anooying, And filled with people out to harm you, But other times it can look like this:

[mint valley]

?

it is impossible to not have a mk2 in sight at all times, i call hax

[open jacinth]

I confirm

[neon gate]

that's one mad 100⁰ angle

[mint valley]

got out my protractor for that one

[eager jetty]

Im lucky to have never seen a griefer in my first year of gta =)
Well there was like 3 of them but i just shot em

[finite lily]

your are lucky af

[eager jetty]

Lol at least 3/4 of the people ive seen ignored me or came to do stuff with me

[finite lily]

Then it was a good looby

[eager jetty]

Ive died more to fucking up my oppressor stunts and having a shit ton of police on me than players killing me

Because im a dumbass

[wraith fjord]

me

[misty ridge]

you

[rustic hound]

Which livery

[open jacinth]

Top one

[rustic hound]

I like em both

[tidal mural]

Top I think

[rustic hound]

ok

[misty ridge]

pc moment

[open jacinth]

Lol

[open jacinth]

Thats a huge condom

[lime bane]

Cocksatka

[daring vigil]

very good behaviour while illegally roaming around a guarded island while disguises as a smuggler

[daring vigil]

this cannot end well

[velvet crag]

it was on cayo perico island

[daring vigil]

ik

[sick tide]

uh, i think this is a private moment

[velvet crag]

i also saw it yesterday

[misty ridge]

hmm thats an interesting pose

[obtuse forge]

Bottom, too much blue on the top

[obtuse forge]

Pavel went drinking that tequila

[scarlet nebula]

@misty ridge you can do that on console

[wanton vapor]

this 42 lvl guy called his modder frnd to kill me lmfao

[tame parrot]

18.17 kd with no vehicle access to boats

[daring vigil]

couldve got like 50k more if i knew there were drugs in the other shed

[wanton vapor]

Lol

[gilded valley]

The price they pay for being annoying

[open jacinth]

Cayo guards istg

I spawned in a random guys sub lol

[autumn basalt]

Almost got him

If u take one punch and than swing u can land a deadly swing

[autumn basalt]

Boom

[balmy edge]

Bus man

Level 145

[autumn basalt]

Im lvl 327

[ripe gorge]

holy shit

[open jacinth]

nice

Hi mk

Hi king

[rocky notch]

hexer and the lost outfit 🙂

@wraith fjord

[wraith fjord]

lol

[open jacinth]

You again

[rocky notch]

find the object that doesn't fit in this image

[open jacinth]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[wraith fjord]

it somehow matches ur character

[rocky notch]

lmao

[ripe gorge]

i won the carrr that i actually wanted

[open jacinth]

Hi king

[ripe gorge]

Helo

[open jacinth]

I'm sagebag 64

B

B

[eager jetty]

I just wanted to fly my helicopter :(

[ripe gorge]

who

[open jacinth]

You really did forget me old friend

[ripe gorge]

Friend?

[finite lily]

I think i am a very lucky one. My plane did'nt change colour

[vivid kelp]

Completely stealth solo😚👌

[finite lily]

What was primary

[vivid kelp]

Pink diamond

Unfortunately I got one cocaine

[finite lily]

And 2 cocaine right

Ohhh

[vivid kelp]

I could have gotton 2 mil if I had 2 bruhhh

[finite lily]

Still its pretty good

[vivid kelp]

This my best run lol

What's urs

[earnest mulch]

[open jacinth]

Arshia7??

[molten fog]

Yep

[echo flicker]

nah

[open jacinth]

oh nvm

[echo flicker]

pink diamond hard mode n 2 coke solo is still only 1.8 something mil

[open jacinth]

Nope

U can get 2 mil with pink diamond and 3 gold

[echo flicker]

i said coke

and no pink diamond 3 gold on hard mode is 1.9 mil

with elite of same with what i said earlier

[open jacinth]

Did u grab the vault too?

[echo flicker]

yee

[open jacinth]

Welp, i always got 2 mil actual take and 1.7 for me

[echo flicker]

well yeah i meant the hosts take is 1.9 mil

[autumn basalt]

I would gladly drink the tequila with pavel

He said he would bring caviar

[open jacinth]

how?? this has never happened to me in the over 100 times i've played this heist

[royal turret]

Wrong.

It's always blue, yellow, orange

[scarlet nebula]

Nice lil drift in the sparrow xD

[open jacinth]

Sparrow > this whole tuners update

[steel badger]

I was selling cocaine and a buzzard tried to kill me so I jumped out then someone in a scramjet killed the buzzard and I got the money

[misty ridge]

[rancid wagon]

You fucking kidding me

I was so close to the car

[gaunt raven]

Sad

I found Del perro beach

[rancid wagon]

I don’t even try hard

I don’t even have an oppressor

I honestly don’t find it try hard fit, I honestly find this more of a try hard outfit then the military outfits

[open jacinth]

Yes 99% of the time people that have outfits like that always grief you, Easy way out and reply with something like "1-0"

[finite lily]

After a long time. Some random guys an a friend. BOOM BOOM!!!!

[odd wing]

Oh shit

[cursive quiver]

@odd wing#888 look under your bed just in case

[odd wing]

Honestly I am an Asian so I don’t have to worry about it

[rancid wagon]

That ain’t me I just searched on google “gta try hard outfits”

Lol

[daring vigil]

perfectly balanced, like all things should be

[queen spade]

U play on asia servers? That kaisuo1 guy spamming in chat is common is asia servers

[daring vigil]

yeah unfortunately

[queen spade]

Oof

[vivid kelp]

Ghilliemaster has outfits that arent tryhard but can definitely be used like it

[vivid kelp]

I shouldn't be attracted to video game avatars😐😔

[wanton vapor]

Perfect Landing

[plucky meteor]

[obtuse forge]

Franklin got rid of another yee yee ass haircut

[simple thicket]

Somehow, system prompt me to be Solo Race...

Funny story, A Modder forced us into his apartment, kicked us all out and somewhat a Ball thing get into my car... Glad make it to LSCM before MK2 killing us

[wanton vapor]

[open jacinth]

Very broke

[daring vigil]

15 bucks

[open jacinth]

yup

[daring vigil]

how to you be that broke

[obtuse forge]

Say that to Maze Bank

[open jacinth]

Kosatka, cops, ammo

[obtuse forge]

They have gone broke

[royal turret]

Ok so basically this guy was tryna kill me while I was sourcing air freight with a MK2 and didn't manage to do so since sparrow is faster than MK2. After that he camped my hangar and after he died to the military I came out and I messaged him imagine trying to catch up a sparrow. He said I'll get my Lazer and then he said pyro idk why. After that I went to him and killed him 8 times. After that he left and came up with the excuses "I'm not trying" "AFK"

[obtuse forge]

Lol

[misty ridge]

[torn escarp]

can anyone tell me wtf is this and how to fix it

[open jacinth]

Thank God I play on ps4

[gilded valley]

I don't think this is how physics work

[neon gate]

You was sourcing Air-Freight Cargo, no need to say any more.

[royal turret]

Wrong

[sinful turret]

Wrong,....that's how physics works in GTA V LoL

[gilded valley]

that was special cargo btw

[open jacinth]

Save wizard outfit lol

[rocky notch]

No save wizard on Xbox

It's glitched

[open jacinth]

Nope
U can also use save wizard on xbox too

[rocky notch]

I don't think so

[open jacinth]

Its only for console

[rocky notch]

Only ps4 lol

Not Xbox

[valid bronze]

I love democracy everybody hate flying bike DLC

[open jacinth]

Nope, u were right
Only on ps4 @rocky notch

[open jacinth]

Yours and the 49% of ppls vote disappoints me

[rocky notch]

Lol

" ok boomer"

XDDDDDD

[open jacinth]

I hate cayo perico dlc not because of the heist, because they patched skip animation glitch

[rocky notch]

Lol

[rocky notch]

Where the fuck is original heists dlc

[open jacinth]

Did u read twodoor's essay? @rocky notch

[rocky notch]

Nah

[open jacinth]

Its pinnrd

[rocky notch]

I'm not even active here anymore

[valid bronze]

I think they only meant in the past 4 years because I assume that's when most players started coming

[open jacinth]

Oh yeah in Calvin's server@rocky notch

[rocky notch]

Ye

[open jacinth]

bruh

[rocky notch]

Smh stupid poll

Nothing beats og heists

[rocky notch]

The best part is that two door can't get elite when they did cayo solo

[open jacinth]

@royal turret he fucking killed u

[royal turret]

BRO

It ain't that serious

[open jacinth]

[rocky notch]

Invalid rant

[open jacinth]

@open jacinth

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

Damn sexy kek rhat was

Yee

Im alr at keking at base ig

Stopped playing beach because i dont have anyone to practice with

Base isnt that hard to get keks

But i dont try to kek all the timr in base

Thats if they spawn next to u

yea

Shen they gonna spawn nezt to u its pretty easy other then its pretty difficult

I would show u but i got no space :/

[neon gate]

He literally said Air Freight Cargo 🤣

[finite lily]

Well Pink Diamond and 2 stacks of cocaine

[verbal sapphire]

Who here owns a comet

I can upgrade to remove its roof right?

[open jacinth]

wtf lester why u like kissing

[dire sail]

I've not seen that

I've got 3 different Comets and don't remember seeing that option

[verbal sapphire]

oh thanks

[obtuse forge]

After I just done the casino heisy

[plucky meteor]

XDDDD

[lime bane]

Cuz he likes??? 🙄

[open jacinth]

sus

[lime bane]

Lol

[open jacinth]

Tryharding with a 0.53kd lmfao

[verbal sapphire]

which is the best GTA 4 car in gta 5

[spark plover]

Yey i got my fastest time doing cayo 6.21

[rancid wagon]

You what

[spark plover]

Xdd

[rocky notch]

Bruh we know you got tequila, why hide it lol

[spark plover]

It was bonds and we took 3 gold lmao

But its my fastest time

[rocky notch]

Bruh I can see the fencing fee

[spark plover]

Ik

[rocky notch]

9900 is only for tequila

In hard mode

[spark plover]

We were in normal

[rocky notch]

Bruh it's ok, stop the cap

[spark plover]

Im not capping lmao

[rocky notch]

You can't get 9900 with bonds lol

[spark plover]

I need money actually rn i have only 150k

I wouldnt do something stupid like that when im this poor

I dont have anymore proof than this

[royal turret]

Bar code was killing ppl for no reason including me once and after that I got 3-1 and he left. Sed life

[spark plover]

Lmao barcodes do be trying to kill people

[open jacinth]

Guys my friend just helped me sell a full nightclub!

[proven jewel]

Nice

[sand skiff]

You look like my roommate

[royal turret]

Thx

[sand skiff]

Legit he wore that combo whenever he went to dart competitions

Black pants and this purple polo

[open jacinth]

YAY I want bad sport

[sand skiff]

The golf outfit looks alright but it's gonna get hot in that shirt

[open jacinth]

My first ever 100 kills on soneone yho

[open jacinth]

Yay

[proven jewel]

Do the thing to keep the dunce hat

[open jacinth]

Nah

If i wanted to i would havr thr first time i went in

[proven jewel]

Oh

My brother wamts to get in there for the hat

[open jacinth]

Lol

Im in here to see old bad sport friends mainly

[proven jewel]

Nice

Some one annoyed me and i got warned if i did it again i would be classed as a bad sport

After killing them

But i get my own xbox soon so i dont have to share with my brother except when we play cod

[mint valley]

no

[mint valley]

add ur brothers acc

set his acc as home xbox

free games, or somthing like that

[open jacinth]

I have nightclub at the right @open jacinth

That's good

All upgraded, so I dont have to worrry about bunker being paleto right ?

You do, because the sale vehicle will spawn at bunker

Wtf ?

At least thats how it was with my cocaine lockup

I just sold sporting goods and it spawned right on my nightclub

It spawned me on it if im correct

[open jacinth]

Thats nightclub stock

Oh so its separated

Did you sell it through nightclub or arcade MCT

Nightclub

Thats why

Ok so do i need to buy supplies in order for my nightclub to stock ?

No

Just need to have the business running, and not shut down

Nice, so mc businesses stock and nc stock are separated

Yes

Thanks, its much clearer now

Np

[little merlin]

Ove got about 40 recordings on my xbox that i can post in here or the memes channel💀

[open jacinth]

For anybody who does businesses

The crate warehouses do depend on what you have

[sick tide]

So based off of this im gonna send some maths in #🚔┃gta-discussion

first of all i didnt make this, secondly this is a basic understanding of what these mean. Value is the value per stack, and Adjusted values are the values per full duffel bag
and the " 1 Player: bearer + Gold " = is the value of bearer bonds + the full duffel bags value of the item

[open jacinth]

Question y did u add weight

[sick tide]

i didnt add weight cause i didnt make this. but weight is added because it shows how much of the bag it fills

[open jacinth]

Ohhh my bad I thought you made it

[lone sandal]

modder momento

[finite lily]

Weed is 40 not 50

Because there is some glitch. I can fill 2 weed so 80% and 1 full stack of cash so 5% extra

[sick tide]

im pretty sure weed is 33 actually

3 weed fills a bag

[open jacinth]

that is correct

[verbal sapphire]

starting a collection of previous GTA games cars

[open jacinth]

Docs 36k profit lmao

[daring vigil]

nice but why is the aspect ratio so weird

[verbal sapphire]

ye had to make some sacrifices playing with an integrated GPU

[daring vigil]

oof, i play on 1600:900 windowed so cant blame you

[uneven bobcat]

d

a tractor wthout wheels

[subtle sand]

That was close

[plucky meteor]

[daring vigil]

ah yes m o d d e r s

[proven jewel]

Dont have to deal with them so i cant understand

[daring vigil]

75% of all sessions have a modder probably, like half of them try to grief

[proven jewel]

Run a invite only session

You cany do business but you can do hiest amd set ups

[daring vigil]

yeah ik

there's no fun in that tho

[proven jewel]

I use it so i dont have to deal with set up griefers

[daring vigil]

i do invite only when im doing heists which is only like twice a week but otherwise i just go public sessions cuz there are some cool ppl

[proven jewel]

True

It is nice to run into holsome people but it is some annoying prople that ruin it

[daring vigil]

Yeah

[open jacinth]

Do I only do the mandatory tasks ?

you can get firefighter gear exit disguise, it will help you if you don't have much experience with casino heist

and you need level 2 security pass

First time yeah

[open jacinth]

well i could help you with the heist if you want

you would only have to follow me

You on pc ?

yes

Alright im gonna finish the preps and inv u

[open jacinth]

ok i will send my sc in dms

BidenGaming69

[rocky notch]

Yikes

[open jacinth]

[rocky notch]

Spoofed name too

[molten fog]

Guard is sus

[open jacinth]

you are sus

[grand cargo]

Sechs 😳

[molten fog]

No u

[grand cargo]

He do be looking submissive and breedable

"I ran up to him and stuck it up his ass"-@molten fog

[molten fog]

Nope

[open jacinth]

proof?

[grand cargo]

He just recently deleted it

[open jacinth]

so you have no proof

[grand cargo]

I don't always screenshot weird shit

[open jacinth]

so no proof