📸┃gta-media

[maiden solstice]

[wraith fjord]

you doing hipster slide with lil dee?

[royal turret]

Who's lil dee😳

[merry haven]

Volt bike?

[wraith fjord]

i forgor 💀

[royal turret]

💀

[merry haven]

If your talking about jailbreak, the old model looks nicer

Shotaro is fastest bike though

[royal turret]

Wrong

[merry haven]

Land bike I own

[royal turret]

O

Correct

[merry haven]

Ik oppressor is fast as frick

[royal turret]

It's slower than shotaro i think

[merry haven]

Without boost

[royal turret]

Yes

Guess what bike is the fastest

@merry haven

[merry haven]

?

Idk

[royal turret]

Fucking guess

[merry haven]

Uhhh with boost probs oppressor

[royal turret]

No

[merry haven]

Shotaro?

[royal turret]

No

[merry haven]

😖

[royal turret]

Top 3 is Bati801

[merry haven]

It’s late but I think that vortex is pretty fast

[royal turret]

No

Top 3 is Bati801
Top 2 is
Top 1 is Deathbike

[gilded valley]

hakuchou is faster than bati

[royal turret]

Bati has higher top speed

[gilded valley]

i think it has better acceleration

but less top speed

[royal turret]

Who

Google fastest bikes GTA V

Hakuchou is top 4

Bati801 is faster by 1Mph

@gilded valley

[gilded valley]

rly?

[royal turret]

Yh

Bati hits 135mph Hakuchou 134

@gilded valley

[gilded valley]

damn

without wheelie the hakuchou is faster

@royal turret

[royal turret]

Yes

But it's top speed

[daring vigil]

yay

[balmy edge]

Bruh

Basically I killed him because he was killing a random then they banded together

The only times he killed me was when he was in a Lazer

[open jacinth]

U want help?

Yeah I’ll join too

[balmy edge]

Nah I'm good

He left already

[grave steppe]

Saw this on Reddit. Instantly thought of the calico gtf

[lone sandal]

toyota celica

[verbal sapphire]

time for a GTA baby

[zenith rune]

Nice

[autumn basalt]

Very impressive

Best ive gotten is 10 mins

[zenith rune]

Nice mate

[autumn basalt]

This is the best ive done with someone i met only 1 miniute ago

[silver sleet]

I have done it in 7 mins

Best i have is

7 mins 😂

[zenith rune]

Nice 🔥🔥🔥🐐

[silver sleet]

Anyone wanna do b2b

[autumn basalt]

The man got a 500k cut

[silver sleet]

Soon?

[autumn basalt]

I would love to but im on xbox

Luckily there are lfg chats where u can meet other ps players

[autumn basalt]

Very nice

Pretty sure my character broke their jaw

[daring vigil]

that has to hurt

excuse my shit quality

[quiet bluff]

the ones who recognize the character on the right knows what game it is

[jolly sand]

Can someone help me with the Client jobs in the terrobyte

[open jacinth]

teabagging on these fools

[quiet bluff]

deez nuts

[autumn basalt]

I know the character but not the game

[quiet bluff]

friday night funkin

[autumn basalt]

Oh damn

[balmy edge]

When in doubt, ghost and shoot them out

[open jacinth]

Nice shot

[torpid glade]

Exactly

[open jacinth]

fuck

[torpid glade]

Lol

Also nice graphing calc

[whole kindle]

Thanks 🙂

[open jacinth]

i am wrong

[torpid glade]

Np g

[coarse pawn]

No kapitan

[torpid glade]

Looooool only took basically my whole lunch period to get ya to say that lol

[open jacinth]

i look retarded now

but im actually really smart

[torpid glade]

Lol

[open jacinth]

im top set maths

[cedar kindle]

I didn’t know Louis was on Tony’s desk

[whole kindle]

Apparently not

[open jacinth]

lol i havent done any lessons in like a week

[placid falcon]

Engineering

?

[whole kindle]

What do you mean engineering? It’s a scientific calculator if that’s what you meant.

[neon gate]

Clearly not*
That question is Entrance Level Math.

[whole kindle]

Apparently not is a reference to a tv show. You didn’t get the reference, chill.

[whole kindle]

I got the question right, what point are you trying to make?

[wanton vapor]

Nic one

[echo flicker]

spent all that just for one kill and to go broke lmaoo bad 400 left n spent it on my insurance

then i mad him my new victim :)

[open jacinth]

[echo flicker]

i also made him go ghost like 3 times and passive twice

[wanton vapor]

after that modder couldn't kill me he fked my game up Inviting me to my own apartment & its loading n loading lol

[lime bane]

Lol

[wanton vapor]

where is his rest of the body lol

[lone sandal]

send them to horny jail

[wheat magnet]

tryhard smh

[open jacinth]

Impressive

No hes the rank 3

[royal turret]

Thanks

[royal turret]

Lmfao they started it we end it

[grave steppe]

Tf is thi9s doing here

[modest cloak]

guys i think my ruiner is uhhh

i can sell it for 385 dollars what a steal

[grave steppe]

Now that is a ruined ruiner

[modest cloak]

very funny

[grave steppe]

Ik. I am comical god.

lmao

[modest cloak]

did you know there is a drivable ruined ruiner if you use mods?

its just a very rusty and broken down version of it

[open jacinth]

Ok soo what is this basically?

[unreal island]

OMG ITS THE HELICARRIER in Marvel omg 😳😱😱😱

[valid bronze]

That is the USS Luxington which only appears twice in the game once during a Humane Labs Setup and is one of the locations for business battle

[unreal island]

AirCraft Carrier

[proven jewel]

US aircraft carrier that you raid in humane lab raid setups

[grave steppe]

y6r thats why I made the joke

[open jacinth]

To easy bro 4v1 kekx on top

[royal turret]

Fancy parking

[open jacinth]

master pilot

[royal turret]

Yes

[lone sandal]

[royal turret]

Yes

Yes

[celest hare]

guys why dont my gta online not work imm on pc it says your data could not be loaded from the rockstar cloud servers when i trie to connect to a lobby

[open jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-dead-chat-cringe-discord-cry-gif-20805838

[balmy edge]

Where are how

[autumn basalt]

Playing with death

[latent cave]

Ruineder

[hearty salmon]

Playing with death

imagine guns in the uk

someone would shoot up the queen

[mystic condor]

[pure vale]

I’m Spider-Man

[wraith fjord]

what the fuck

[rain blade]

69 yes?

[rain blade]

oh yeah i think theres also there when theres a crate thingy or bussiness smthing smthing and ur gonna be shotdown immediatly if ur in a plane lmao

[rain blade]

oh yeah i had dat too, just try to restart da game

[lone sandal]

busniesses battle

with broomsticc mfs and modders

[rain blade]

uyeyeyey

[round pendant]

My guy got real nervous mid prep

[proven jewel]

Yes

[misty ridge]

"busniesses"

[daring vigil]

sweet

[boreal jacinth]

can anyone tell me how to start joy ornison's side mission

[daring vigil]

eh?

[molten fog]

What you think about my new plate?

[open jacinth]

I am stuck here from 30 mins

This is called service r*

[open jacinth]

How to do this ?

[molten fog]

The I fruit app

Download the I fruit app on a phone or device login with social club details then go onto the ls customs but go to plates and make one

[open jacinth]

Ohhkay

[open jacinth]

Man that app is crashing when I am opening ls custom

[molten fog]

Oh works fine for me

[open jacinth]

That application is carp

Crap

[open jacinth]

Which phone do you use ???

[molten fog]

iPhone 7

[lime bane]

I think u failed to deliver vehicles or something

[rocky notch]

Ceo ban lol

Modders can do that

[open jacinth]

I use 6s man that’s why it is not working ?

[open jacinth]

Yaa true

Why the hell the iFruit app keeps crashing?

[daring vigil]

first time logging on today

[lime bane]

Oh

[daring vigil]

yeah had a modder in the previous lobby

thats why i switched sessions and that showed up

[rocky notch]

You can't do anything for 48mins

[daring vigil]

restarting the game fixed it

[rocky notch]

Oh

Wtf

Ceo ban got patched?

[daring vigil]

idk but switching sessions didnt revoke the ban

relaunching the game does

[rocky notch]

Lmao before even closing game didn't work

Finally cockstar doing something for modding

[daring vigil]

very true

modder gave me all weapons somehow? even stuff like hazardous jerry can

some of it stayed after relaunch but most of it went away which is good

[woven fossil]

Who agree??

[daring vigil]

old but yes i agree

[neon gate]

no need for that really, just pause.

[open jacinth]

get 10 free elegys and then open the app

[molten fog]

Thoughts on the new plate?

[bronze pebble]

sad..

[scarlet nebula]

Sheeesh

[gilded valley]

a mad tryharder in his natural habitat

[royal turret]

Too bored to search a music that matches

[native bay]

lvl 99 money earned vs money spent,,,,,jokes on you rockstar lmao

[latent cave]

Alt f4

[crude tusk]

cool

[open jacinth]

yes because the calico gtf is the celica gt4

[latent cave]

Anyone want to see me land a helicopter on maze bank tower

[open jacinth]

thats a crazy stunt

i tried many times and failed

[broken orchid]

Emm let's not talk about that

[neon gate]

I rage quite every time I try to do so.

[open jacinth]

Will it work ?

[open jacinth]

worked for me

Some how I glitched and went inside the track without a vehicle

[echo flicker]

literally passed through and scraped off of it

guided missile

drones don’t move that fast and there are more control buttons boost, zap up down forward back and whatever

[silk charm]

Was gonna say I think it's the guided missile XD

Is it worth buying the guided missile

[open jacinth]

yes if you dont want to do the merryweather hq prep

[silk charm]

K

[feral fable]

I think I broke the game a little.

[open jacinth]

possibly

but i dont see anything wrong

this is how gta is for everyone

[daring vigil]

decent ish heist

[rocky notch]

Why did you only take half a bag lol

[native bay]

i have panther statue lol elite without door gl!tch

[open jacinth]

door glitch is fixed and elite without it before was still easy

[daring vigil]

got detected while escaping compound L

[wraith fjord]

how rare is this

[lone sandal]

hello rubio

[minor orchid]

how are we supposed to rate it if we have no idea what it means

[molten fog]

You either stupid or to young

Say it out loud

N E 1 4 A B J

NE14 - anyone for

[minor orchid]

okay i get the rest of it

[molten fog]

Abj - a bj

[minor orchid]

i was reading 1 4 as fourteen

still kind of dumb for a license plate

kind of immature

[ember grotto]

Huh I don’t get that

[echo flicker]

how

anyone up for a blow job it’s pretty obvious tbh

[bleak parcel]

He’s probably too young if he doesn’t get it

[echo flicker]

i thought it was cool cause the railing was gone

little did i know i had glitched though it and got trapped

it’s a fake btw

[scarlet nebula]

Sheeeeeesh

[autumn basalt]

Please dont shoot me

[open jacinth]

is that good hd

[torpid glade]

Ok this shit is rigged in your favor

[echo flicker]

that’s so lucky

[torpid glade]

All 6 gold and both parts and no cash

[hazy phoenix]

is this clip any good?

[torpid glade]

Xy nothing is better than the pick above

[hazy phoenix]

oh shit

[torpid glade]

This mans ring is though the roof

[hazy phoenix]

bro got all weed and gold wtf

[torpid glade]

Fuck u autocorrect

Nah guy got only art and gold

He got all 6 gold and both arts

[autumn basalt]

Welp.........

[torpid glade]

Rip

[autumn basalt]

Cant even leave the compound until you have it

[torpid glade]

Ye

[hazy phoenix]

just kys and quick reset see if that fixes it

[torpid glade]

Also xy that clip wasn't bad it was a long runup to the no target kill and the stunts were decent could do better with the clip being shorter

[autumn basalt]

This was a while ago

[torpid glade]

No offence man

[autumn basalt]

Had to restart the whole heist

[open jacinth]

will i get lots of money? 😂

[echo flicker]

got trapped in the fucking prize ride area

[autumn basalt]

Not from setups

[hazy phoenix]

ye igty the target was using an akula to bomb a level 11 over and over so I Just kept killing him lol

[echo flicker]

honestly we should do it with 3 ppl

[open jacinth]

i have another person

[autumn basalt]

Cayo with more people is fun

Specially getting that gold

[echo flicker]

bet dude

[torpid glade]

Dude I wish I could join but I can't play on weekdays and I can't hop o. This weekend

Wish I could tho

[open jacinth]

what's cuts gonna be

[torpid glade]

Give ur self max

[open jacinth]

bet 😂

[echo flicker]

true it’s ur first run u deserve max

[autumn basalt]

I always like taking the lowest cut

[torpid glade]

As it is ur heist and u set it up and u got the luckyness

[autumn basalt]

I just like doing the heist

[echo flicker]

70 15 15

[open jacinth]

the other person said he would take 15%

[hazy phoenix]

ill help as well

[torpid glade]

True zodiac

[echo flicker]

same i have my own cayo imma do rn so i’m cool w 15

[hazy phoenix]

if u want idc about money u can give me lowest

[open jacinth]

can we get all 6 gold

[echo flicker]

yes

[hazy phoenix]

but idk if it would be better to do it with three since u technically get a higher cut

[torpid glade]

Man this is like my GTA heist dream just back to back Cato heist 4 times

[echo flicker]

wait we need 4 ppl for all gold

[autumn basalt]

If u got 3 people than yes

[echo flicker]

no with 3 only take 4.5

[autumn basalt]

One person carrys 1.5 gold

[torpid glade]

True

[autumn basalt]

3 including host

[echo flicker]

would have 1.5 left if u wanna take all u need 4 ppl

[open jacinth]

so can xy do it too

r u all on xbox

[torpid glade]

If 4 peps u can get all 6 tho

[autumn basalt]

I said 4

[torpid glade]

Oh

[open jacinth]

man im excited now 😂😂😂

[hazy phoenix]

im on pc but its crossplay form I thnk

idk for surere though

[torpid glade]

Nah it ain't idk abt heist tho bc heist may be

[echo flicker]

im@on xbox btw let’s move to gta discussion guys we’re still in media lmaoo

[torpid glade]

Here let me look it up

[echo flicker]

no slow mode there

[minor orchid]

disgusting

[echo flicker]

dude tryna copy me except mines better

[dry ocean]

My man Franklin in the background

Don’t mind me a little broke rn

[torpid glade]

Yo guys xy can't play bc nothing on gta is cross play

[hazy phoenix]

rip

[echo flicker]

literally dropped these in vehicle flex chat a few hours ago now this dude shows up w that pic😂😂

[torpid glade]

Gta is ass bc of that

[hazy phoenix]

@torpid glade bro this guy with a 10 K/D killing people with cruise missiles just dipped when I tried to fight him LOL

[torpid glade]

Lol

[dry ocean]

Tf that’s my car

[torpid glade]

Lol nice

[dry ocean]

Look earlier in car flex

[autumn basalt]

Oh well

[echo flicker]

where

also i took those pics on monday and had the car since the first week of ls tuners update

[minor orchid]

who knew it wasnt cross play

[autumn basalt]

Pretty obvious isnt it?

[minor orchid]

thats what im saying

[autumn basalt]

Kek

I have no idea how people think games are cross play when they arent

They need to be on a single network or they cant connect

[noble condor]

need sum xbox player to dm me

[neon gate]

Use one of the LFG channels mate.

[minor orchid]

#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox #🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox #🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox #🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox #🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox #🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox @noble condor

[noble condor]

thx

[grave steppe]

Fun modder times

FFS its carried yhrough sessions

[proven jewel]

Neffex

Fight back

[royal turret]

Fighting my bully on rythm

After the 1st round when I said you are carrying I was serious

[rocky notch]

Restart ur game to remove all attachments

[open jacinth]

@rocky notch watch this

[rocky notch]

Bruh the aim assist looks alien lmao

As a free aim player, I can only dream of that lockon on kbm

[open jacinth]

[rocky notch]

If it was aw, I would use shotgun in close range lol

[rocky notch]

Nothing beats that

[open jacinth]

Yee u dont play aw in rng

[rocky notch]

Lmao

Gibe diamond @open jacinth

[open jacinth]

lol

[open jacinth]

2004-13 was prime gta

[open jacinth]

Facts

[open jacinth]

baklava

[grand verge]

whats the song

[spring heath]

is this normal😳

[echo flicker]

wasn’t paying attention cause i was playin with my dog but i heard a splat so i looked up and saw the parachute so i clipped it to see what happened and uhhh

and i spawned into a solo lobby

[fringe osprey]

Rip 🪦 😂

[soft grail]

Hello

[open jacinth]

Hello

[misty ridge]

cool af edit

[livid pilot]

Casino heist might be a little glitched

[misty ridge]

killing yourself normally makes those effects go away

[somber urchin]

How's my day going on

[misty ridge]

rip

[somber urchin]

He's chasing me session after sessions

what to do

Cant do a thing

He's just killing me over and over session after session

[misty ridge]

well theres nothing u can do sadly

[white saffron]

passive mode?

[misty ridge]

try going invite only

[white saffron]

yea goto story mode

[somber urchin]

He's turning it of himself

off*

[white saffron]

go passive

[misty ridge]

u mean he's turning off passive?

[white saffron]

wait
he's turning off ur passive?

[somber urchin]

yeah

[misty ridge]

try invite only session for now

[white saffron]

bruhh
go to story mode
he cant get u there

[somber urchin]

and kicking me off my own vehicles

and jumping and chasing me after online sessions

[misty ridge]

he'll get bored eventually lol

[misty ridge]

this

[somber urchin]

I'll try

[white saffron]

i have a good plan

[somber urchin]

if he comes here too then game over

[open jacinth]

Ty

[white saffron]

press and hold alt then press F4

[open jacinth]

Fight back

[misty ridge]

[daring vigil]

i love this game

[scarlet nebula]

Lmfao why you lean forward xD

[neon gate]

That's on you

[daring vigil]

true

[willow egret]

[echo flicker]

he really wanted a beer

[lean grove]

wtf

[wraith fjord]

"trevor im stuck!"

[mystic condor]

[sullen canopy]

Just clapped this man for griefing a lvl 5

[mystic condor]

Bro why are you killing a superhero

[sullen canopy]

That's an evil one

[mystic condor]

An impostor

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[wraith fjord]

amogus

[neon gate]

A bit of a shit kd

[daring vigil]

is this a good time?

for completing

ended up with 200k more cuz it was my first time completing elite challenge

i think thats why i got it atleast

[bold plinth]

Thats a good time id say

[daring vigil]

ah thats cool

lucky thing was i got both painting spawns and like 95k from the safe

[open jacinth]

bruh we got the same heist

double painting spawns so I just send it over the edge with the bike rather that going down to the main dock

[open jacinth]

@royal turret

[royal turret]

Do again

Message could not be loaded

[open jacinth]

.

[daring vigil]

lmaoo true

[open jacinth]

Destroy the car

You wont lose it

[proven jewel]

Mate i feel sorry for you it is a glitch

[royal turret]

Ik

[proven jewel]

It happened when i wanted to do the patrol boat set up for cayo

[royal turret]

It's ass

[proven jewel]

The glitch or patrol boat

[royal turret]

Glitch

[daring vigil]

theres also a glitch where your game freezes in a cutscene on cayo

you cant pause out of it or anything

[proven jewel]

Not again

[open jacinth]

[daring vigil]

f

[sacred compass]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-banging-table-angry-mad-rage-quit-gif-17478101

[rocky notch]

Haha get fucked

[royal turret]

Ayy u back

[rocky notch]

Not really

Just changed photo

[sly cipher]

I got a glitch in cayo where the guards would duplicate 😂

[open jacinth]

assaulted a woman 😄 👍

Don't smoke kids 😄 This lady was smoking

[echo flicker]

don’t u just have to kys when this happens

it works most the time for me

and how tf are u getting 30k for those isn’t it 25k

[rugged loom]

If you have this happen again. just let your staff deliver it after you destroy the car 😉

[royal turret]

I don't have staff tho

[rocky notch]

There are 3 tiers of cars

It rng based what value u get

[echo flicker]

damn i’ve only every gotten the 25k

[open jacinth]

@open jacinth

Its a tournament btw

[boreal sky]

Solid punch

[scarlet nebula]

this was after a cayo right

[royal turret]

Yh

After this cayo

[boreal sky]

To the abdomen

[royal turret]

I mean it wasn't hard mode and it was ruby

And 85% cut not 100%

[scarlet nebula]

1.5 for like 30/40 mins work is never a l

i used to make like 200k in that time before cayo lmfao

[open jacinth]

Matto would be proud

[minor orchid]

Good man

lunch time

[sinful turret]

Now give me the billion dollars Rockstar I'm gonna make this game by myself LoL!

[proper tusk]

Wtf 😭

[mystic condor]

L

Just leave

[proper tusk]

No this shits funny

There all grouped together

[tame parrot]

let me guess, stand your ground?

and then afterwards they probably broke off into groups to just mow anything that comes their way

[proper tusk]

Nope

They were all just vibing

And they still are

[minor orchid]

why would they give you any money for just some stock footage

[minor orchid]

probably the guy just sent the mc invite out to everyone and people just joined

[scarlet nebula]

@minor orchid I think he was probably just joking.......

[minor orchid]

no, really?

[spring heath]

salman khan

[sinful turret]

It was a joke boomer

[sinful turret]

Grow your humour up you can't understand anything chimp

[minor orchid]

I didn't think it was very funny. just stupid

Monkeys are very intelligent, especially compared to some pewdiepie fanboy

[sinful turret]

Grow up you idiot

[minor orchid]

I am most likely older than you

[minor orchid]

What does me growing up have to do with your lame attempt of a joke?

[daring vigil]

that actually looks pretty sick

[sinful turret]

Please stfu boomer

[sinful turret]

Thanks

[scarlet nebula]

@minor orchid fr tho you just seem like some grumpy old man stop going around being grumpy and negative ^-^

Have a nice day

[minor orchid]

Okay little kiddies

[scarlet nebula]

Not seen you say a single nice thing in this channel and the cars one just be nice or dont reply to there messages not really that hard is it 🤷‍♂️

[sinful turret]

Chimp don't show you family problems here

[minor orchid]

I don't have family problems

[minor orchid]

So me saying that a car bumper is a bit much and the person agreeing with me is mean?

you kids are so sensitive now

[sinful turret]

Wtf r u talking about

[scarlet nebula]

Talking about before then

[minor orchid]

okay

[scarlet nebula]

About that person getting a free car was no need to reply to that the way you day they where clearly happy they won it and you was baso like well the cars shit but in your own words

Lmfao

[minor orchid]

okay well you don't have to butt into everything kid

im done good night kids

[sinful turret]

You don't have anything to do Child go study your momma would should at you

[scarlet nebula]

Fyi I'm 22 lmfao

[minor orchid]

Okay and?

[minor orchid]

im doing more important things than talking here and studying.

[scarlet nebula]

[sinful turret]

So this is important for you trolling others?Lmfao

[mystic condor]

[scarlet nebula]

[minor orchid]

trolling people, especially little kids like you on discord is fun. either way i do more important things than that. have you ever heard of having free time?

[scarlet nebula]

[sinful turret]

Bic# listen up we don't need you here go back to your cage

[minor orchid]

you guys obviously have nothing better to do other than defending literally everyone over the smallest little thing

[minor orchid]

what, too scared to say "bitch"?

[scarlet nebula]

[sinful turret]

Not scared chimp but I do got manners to follow the rules

[minor orchid]

I do follow the rules

its not excessive swearing

[scarlet nebula]

Yh he ain't broken no rules just grumpy

[minor orchid]

I actually find this funny

[sinful turret]

So laugh like a chimp

[minor orchid]

also, what is wrong with monkeys? humans evolved from them

[sand skiff]

Lmao

[minor orchid]

you have lame come backs

[trim steeple]

hmm

[sinful turret]

🤣🤣 that isn't confirmed go and study on it more

[torpid sierra]

hmm, stop arguing already

[minor orchid]

yeah im done here

[trim steeple]

what a stupid argument

[sand skiff]

What y'all arguing about?

[minor orchid]

this is stupid. idk why these kids keep continuing

[mystic condor]

[minor orchid]

apparently, all I am is grumpy and they dont like that

[sinful turret]

LoL that chimp started first

[minor orchid]

this is annoying

[sand skiff]

Then just don't? Ez

[trim steeple]

idk who started first but both of u stop now

[sinful turret]

You know what let's just drop it I don't wanna fight with a chimp kid

[mystic condor]

[minor orchid]

im fine with that

[trim steeple]

breh

[scarlet nebula]

I had a pornhub tractor on forza horizon

[mystic condor]

[minor orchid]

porn is bad. very haram

[wraith fjord]

what

wrong

[scarlet nebula]

Gnorw

[mystic condor]

[minor orchid]

[wraith fjord]

but you watched it

[mystic condor]

No

[wraith fjord]

yes

[mystic condor]

Hoax

[wraith fjord]

yes

[minor orchid]

Lies, Deception

[inland panther]

I never bought these vehicles

these are glitched in my garage, if I try entering them, it just kicks me out

its taking up storage In my garage, and it's super glitchy

when I got my free 250k, it said I got ingame items which is odd

already did

[minor orchid]

happens some times. its glitchy

[minor orchid]

it shouldn't... its happened to me but i was still able to store additional cars in it

[misty ridge]

[wraith fjord]

alright

[wheat magnet]

orbital obliteration

[wraith fjord]

lmao

[rocky notch]

Did he have it tho?

[wraith fjord]

yes

[rocky notch]

Ooh

Well good for him

[wraith fjord]

i didnt saw which mastermind

og heist or doomsday

[rocky notch]

Mastermind will only be there after u get all 3 ddcmm

[sinful turret]

Cool

[echo flicker]

what are the names of those last 2

[echo flicker]

the duke o death was free for everyone and i’m pretty sure the sprunk car was too so idk maybe it bought it for u

[inland panther]

I got the duke of death but I didn't customize it

and it gave a toredor which isn't free

I can't even use the cars, it kicks me out

[pearl wasp]

New Marvel movie leak (Thor movie)

[mystic condor]

[rain blade]

yes no.1 solution

[open jacinth]

[gilded valley]

the magic bag

[open jacinth]

@open jacinth

Damn that level th

Wish i was that high

[valid bronze]

aimbot? 😳

[open jacinth]

Aim assist

Its aim assist lmao

[sick tide]

so this was the first garage i bought but now i keep on spawning in here. Does anyone know how to change where i spawn in?

[open jacinth]

Interaction menu

Scroll down and there's an option called spawn location

On PC you press M for that

M for m

[sick tide]

oh

yo thanks, found it

[trim steeple]

lmfao

omg

1110

[open jacinth]

Took me a month

[trim steeple]

KeK

[open jacinth]

Tf is this goofy looking outfit

[mystic condor]

Its the power rangers smh

[tulip beacon]

gta community be like

[mystic condor]

Wat

[tulip beacon]

you dont get it?

[mystic condor]

No

[misty ridge]

[gilded valley]

I didn't know about this

[minor orchid]

lmao walmart lookin ass power ranger

[open jacinth]

Lol

[sinful turret]

Lamar didn't liked his yee yee ass haircut

[open jacinth]

Logged In And Got This

[balmy edge]

Fuck how do I fix?

[proven jewel]

Reset

[balmy edge]

I blew it up

[proven jewel]

Or you could of just closed the game and open it back up

[balmy edge]

Lol

[spring heath]

heyy this even happned with my friend the exact same building!!!

[balmy edge]

Lol

[neon gate]

It's easy to fix, die.

[spring heath]

this troll face made me laugh in so many memes back in 2016.....any indians? u can relate this right?

[minor orchid]

troll face is still relevant

[hearty salmon]

im so close to doing them all

[neon gate]

why "any indians"

[spring heath]

that was the time when most indians were active on facebook....with ton of memes made with that troll face

[winter light]

what could cause this when starting heist ?

[rocky notch]

a shot from a while back

[misty ridge]

lmao i like how explosive sniper hasnt unlocked yet

i swear r* makes sure it unlocks at the very end

[coral schooner]

that panther is so sexy

[rocky notch]

Ez moni

[coral schooner]

ong

especially hard mode

2 mln 😩

[rocky notch]

Lol

Og's remember when pink diamond paid more than panther

[open jacinth]

good ass race

[silk charm]

Are u still able to get the panther statue?

[open jacinth]

nope

[silk charm]

Dang

I wish

[open jacinth]

me too

[silk charm]

I wish I could go back to getting the pink diamond everytime instead of stinking tequila

I swear I got tequila like 10 time in a row

[open jacinth]

thats unlucky

[silk charm]

Yah

What's worse is I re did the Intel prep and got tequila a crap ton

[rocky notch]

" a while back "

[silk charm]

Rip

Onetime I got tequila with one gold and the rest was cash

[open jacinth]

thats super unlucky

[silk charm]

Yah

[dusty saddle]

Fek

[proven jewel]

Dang

[dusty saddle]

Time to reset the setup by joining a new session and probably not being able to become ceo for an hour and a half of endlessly finding new sessions

[proven jewel]

Oh ya avatar glitch when you put on a helmet in an avatar place in houses and that you can instantly put on a chemical gasmask under any helmate ot hat

[autumn basalt]

Nope lol

[gaunt furnace]

Best chernobog glitch ever lol

[spring heath]

[minor orchid]

i told this kid in a session who was killing everyone on an oppressor during a headhunter that he was a loser and then he responded saying "i will make gta 6 come faster"

[open jacinth]

Track his ip

[dusky galleon]

Wdym

What did i do

[open jacinth]

The guy who's doing that

Get his ip

Lmao

Its a joke anyway

I made a slinky with tire marks

[minor orchid]

find him through snap maps

and marry his mom

then put him up for adoption

[open jacinth]

Smart

[mystic condor]

[mint lintel]

would've been so nice if i didn't hit the wall

[minor orchid]

woulda bin sick

[mortal marsh]

😂😂😂 bit close and personal

[tame hazel]

Pog

[proper igloo]

WAIT NO IT WAS 6969 BEFORE

no longer epic money im deleting this

[sick tide]

omg 2k 😱 im rich!!

[eager jetty]

2000 is da best

Fight me

[sick tide]

ngl i think any bodyguard should realise this is a threat when it pulls up

[daring vigil]

nice

[wheat magnet]

feak

fak

fake

[daring vigil]

its feeak

[sick tide]

ok so it isnt true. aight then

[eager jetty]

Petition to spell fake as feak

[tame hazel]

Yes

[daring vigil]

wow

and then it closed

[sick tide]

worth it?

doing one of the unlocked ones

[daring vigil]

ive only done the rocket voltic phantom wedge and ramp buggy ones

cuz im never gonna buy the other ones

[sick tide]

true

[sick tide]

ok but how do i sell it?

oh

[rustic hound]

HKR.

[sick tide]

wait then what did he mean by this

bruh

"none of them pay good except special cargo" which means special cargo pays good, but it doesnt pay at all

well 10k but thats VIP work, not even vehicle work

[spring heath]

anyone want help with cargo?

[sick tide]

special vehicle cargo?

[spring heath]

yeah sure

[sick tide]

eh, doesnt pay much

wait can we go to #🚔┃gta-discussion

any other type of cargo lol, i was just asking if it was special cause we were talking about special cargo before that

[autumn stirrup]

help mi ples

[proven jewel]

The bridge hate MK2 pog

[boreal jacinth]

anyone know how to fix gta online error message

files required to to start gta online cannot be downloaded

[valid bronze]

I have been doing this single fingerprint practice for the past 5 minutes

[open jacinth]

its really easy

[valid bronze]

not for me

[open jacinth]

you can learn from this

[valid bronze]

You are a good man, thank you

[open jacinth]

you're welcome

[misty ridge]

u should try flying the mk2 upside down

its quite fun and useful too

[mystic condor]

Fr

[autumn basalt]

YEET

[misty ridge]

[autumn basalt]

Contact missions can have some really fun people to play with

[open jacinth]

So i was delivering weapons and my game crashed here

And this is like 50th time something fucks me up like this in gta

[trim salmon]

damn that sucks

[proven jewel]

That is normal

[trim salmon]

hope u got sum of ur stuff back

[proven jewel]

It wont register so it will save all of it

[open jacinth]

It was like 180k

Not much but if it was 50k it wouldn't crash for sure

[autumn basalt]

How am i alive?

[gilded valley]

stealth

[tranquil hedge]

Why play with pog graphics

[open jacinth]

They are normal

[woven fossil]

🌟Anotha fatherless child🌟
He even have a fortnight pfp

[rancid wagon]

I’m so disappointed. I have to start over on a new bullet proof car

[autumn basalt]

No sane person uses that many emojis

[woven fossil]

I used only 3 bro 😂

[autumn basalt]

I mean the fatherless child

[woven fossil]

Ohh alr bro

[simple thicket]

The "Badass" way to say "Surprise MF!"
But too bad ended up my Internet too screw up...

[balmy edge]

Why

[gilded valley]

oh nice, pavel is now in the casino heist

[daring vigil]

this one does not spark joy

time to obliterate that chopper

this one does spark joy

[misty ridge]

lmao

[paper anchor]

@warm forge @grand cargo

@warm forge u can also make
chick hicks and king from cars 1

[verbal jacinth]

What car is this

[rocky notch]

Sultan rs classic

It's unreleased as of yet

[echo flicker]

thought this was funny so here u go

[misty ridge]

wher funny

[balmy edge]

Level 31 Tryed to grief my nightclub

[wanton vapor]

Are those re breather ? On ur face

[open jacinth]

You can color your phone?

[smoky lake]

no it's his balls

[balmy edge]

Huh...

[open jacinth]

Why is it red

Mine is green

[balmy edge]

Go to settings in your phone

[open jacinth]

[balmy edge]

Change the theme

[autumn basalt]

Respirator

[wanton vapor]

Lmao

[wanton vapor]

Ohhh tys

[wanton mauve]

Remember kids, gambling is good

[mint valley]

blow it up its faster

[mint valley]

i make all my money that way

[echo flicker]

literally at the last second

and by 3 ft

[rocky notch]

Totally legit

[echo flicker]

the 6.66 kd was a giveaway lmaooo

still pretty dope tho

[rocky notch]

How, it's fake

[echo flicker]

ik

[open jacinth]

Guys

I need help identifying something

[eager jetty]

I see i see

Its a bald guy in a suit...no need to thank me

[open jacinth]

[eager jetty]

I....removed the person who hit my precious new faggio

[open jacinth]

Starter pack of atleast give me a fucking warning

[echo flicker]

@tame parrot

[tame parrot]

im not a fan of anime but hey it works, the pink rims and underglow match it well, 🔥 🔥

[echo flicker]

imma be honest the exhaust is my favorite part it looks fuckin hilarious n beautiful at the same time

[tame parrot]

wait is the exhaust the heart thing? lmaooo i couldnt see it at first, i kept looking around for a side exhuast

[echo flicker]

lmaoo yeah it’s the hearts

[compact garnet]

i love the heart exhausts i have them on mine too lol

[echo flicker]

watching fire shoot out of em is one of the funniest and coolest things

[daring vigil]

I did

[sick tide]

i dunno how to turn off the minimap and stuff

[minor orchid]

destroy them with a jet

[lone sandal]

used carbine rifle for 500 hours in my 1k hours game experince

what am i doin

[minor orchid]

lmaoo

i only use the carbine if i need to be sneaky bc its my only rifle with suppressor

[gritty agate]

I like the military and special carbine mk2

[rustic hound]

@rocky notch

184

[rocky notch]

Fuck me

[lone sandal]

sous

[wraith fjord]

lol

[rocky notch]

I also built a Zr350 with pink headlights in story mode

Wanna see?

[lone sandal]

let me see

the drip

[rocky notch]

Lmao

sorry not sorry

[rustic hound]

[mystic condor]

[daring vigil]

wouldve barely got elite if i didnt quick restart cuz im lazy

[spare flame]

Nsfw pics pls anyone

[daring vigil]

....

[lone sandal]

drib

[minor orchid]

oml

[rocky notch]

It was a challenge ok

[minor orchid]

lol

[rustic hound]

I would've accepted spindles

But F1s are big nono

[rocky notch]

Imma make drift car with f1 tires on story mode for fun

[minor orchid]

how can you do that in story mode

[rocky notch]

Simple trainer lets me put low grip tires on any car

[minor orchid]

hmmm

[rocky notch]

So drift tampa and Yosemite comes to life on drift tires

No more grippy drift car

[misty ridge]

[mystic condor]

Penis

Haha

[zealous lodge]

anyone knows why this is happening and how to fix this ?(im on ps4)

this is happening when im trying to go into online

happening to my freind also

[daring vigil]

happened to me like a week ago

i just verified my games files and relaunched

could possibly also be your wifi

[rancid wagon]

Me playing with randoms be like

[open jacinth]

Western micky mouse

[tranquil hedge]

Go to story disconnect wifi/ethernet and reconnect again

Happens almost everytime for me lol

[misty ridge]

bruh

[wraith fjord]

whos that 😳

[open jacinth]

Thats ted

[royal turret]

Some random lmao

[wraith fjord]

lmaoo

[open jacinth]

😳

[open jacinth]

LMAOOOOO

[royal turret]

I spawned next to her I flexed my office garages on her after that the yacht and her friend or so joined

[wraith fjord]

imagine its a dude

[royal turret]

Lmaoo

[open jacinth]

Twodoor flexing his gta girlfriend before my cayo speeches

[royal turret]

They liked my garages

[wraith fjord]

flexing gta pussies

[open jacinth]

Jesus

How do u know

[royal turret]

@open jacinth i beat ur ass

[open jacinth]

I felt that irl

[open jacinth]

Lzzzzz Lzzzzz Lzzzzz Lzzzzz

[wraith fjord]

lol

[balmy edge]

I used a savage

[sand skiff]

You look like a villain from a Disney Pixar film and I actually like it

[silk charm]

He really does XD

[winter light]

is this good for the time i played?

[raw sparrow]

what the hell did you do?

9 mil in 17 hrs

[wraith fjord]

cayo

[open jacinth]

Thats not 17 hours

Ive been playing for a year, and it says ive been playing for 3 months

Inaccurate

[wraith fjord]

lol

[rocky notch]

hehe similar

[winter light]

it is 17h it counts the time you play in online

[open jacinth]