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Wait y’all can get money from mini heist I thought you can only do big ones for money
its just 2 small setup missions and a finale
Oh
Wait that’s actually insane
I have a arcade but it’s on the corner of the map
Ay you on Xbox ?
No😅
Damn
Update I can only go online with people in sessions not just me so no public solo for now
Thx for the info
u can do them all in a invite session i think
oh
Sucks ☹️
are you for real?
is this normal? because i think im trippin
i literally just accidentally found a huge ass glitch!
Bruh is everyone getting guns on cayo?
It’s all on Twitter
Cause like 2 other people posted it
i was literally doing the setup normal lmfao
Bruh 😂😂😂
Bruh that's a wallbreach
Yh
Surprising how you didn't insta die
Still ez steps on how to fail elite
Cause u suck ass
Nah yk in Chaos when u get teleported under map in car seat?
Same thing. But under the map. Next to where I landed was a gap without water
I went down there hoping I would get out of bounce and be back in compound
Oh lol
I spawned in front of compound and died instantly
Lol
Bruy
bruy
That’s cap
Thank god
Wait is that a glitch
Can you fr?
I’m confused tbh
If it's not a glitch then 👀
I mean is either a glitch or not
@scenic fog
Omg that's so cool
yeah lol

Who wants join the Delta Rangers Armoured Division, we have heavy weapons and we can help with businesses and heists.
same difference
Yo what are the new auto shops for
It’s not
Nah just get 2 keys
you cant do it solo. its only that you dont have to do the timing thing any more. so one person can go for primery will the other person go for gold. you still need to be 2
contact mission/mini heists
F tier business too
Just a worse vehicle cargo.
Exotic Export
just do cayo
the missions r fun imo
Thats noose disguise :P
Bro they just for fun chill
If you want money do cayo simple
^
Splat
bro wtf
What?
12 players were trying to kill me at once LMFAOOOO
them guys got destroyed by my toreador
I hate GTA races so fucking much
i swear these ppl dont know how to turn and go full speed
nah. most the time they are doing it on purpose

they know what they are doing -.-
i like the shortcuts cuz most ppl dont pay attention to them
There were legit 4 ppl that weren't in this major fight lmao
lmfaooo

god its been a year since ive played gta 5
you'll are tempting me to re-download it now
should I?
Noicee
It spawns near you now
is GTA 5 still good?
Fr?
not on a helipad or some shit?
Yeah
it will explode
should i redownload it?
It spawns near you?
Then my lazer will spawn on road 
Ye
It's fine...
I noticed it when I requested a heli it spawned near me
My Rogue will spawn in a tunnel
Probably idk
do the servers still take 24 hours to load up?
Like sparrow and buzzed
It's cap
No..
It doesn't spawn near u
thats good
proof
Nah
They've gotten better for me tho
I have proof lemme send
Take about half a minute switching sessions
See the top left... He just spawn there
It doesn't spawn near u look
Are you brain dead?
It depends where u are
I'll try it in a highway
Try it on mount chilliad it won't work lmao
my sparrow spawn in front of me...
Yea it always did
No shit it wont dumbass
Exactly
Could work on smaller vehicles
Bro I just want to say don't do drugs ;)
Also might depend on where you are physically
Yeah that's what I said y'all stupid
wait lmao how do i send a vid
Hmm
I called my lazar on the highway and it spawned near me
how do i compress a video
fk it lol watch me
watch me lol
How does action replay work?
Click the "+" left down side.. then select the folder
Trim it. Do it in 2 vid
Or just Google video compressor and download the compressed file
see
yeah it spawns right next to you
Depends where u are
Lol I'm compressing a video and its 750mb
sure imma try in a busy st
Lol dude crashed right into it

watch me @analog fossil
Mhm
"watch out"
dosent work with pegasus\
Noice
It won't work with pegasus but it does with hangar aircraft
xd
Tbh I'm a lot more interested in the fact you can buy back regular tires
Instead of having to sell the entire car because you accidentally bought bulletproof tires
bro wtf
Rip
The Fleeca Job but more effort and pretty much the same payout as the og The Fleeca Job
But doable solo
What do i do here? The car is clearly on the marker, and dont forget you need to pay to put the upgrades on these missions.
Check the pins in #🏎┃vehicle-flex
LMAOOOO
You can't lmao
u can
the doors only have one key swipe but u still require two cards
That's a new camera
idts it was there before
yall remember where the cameras are?
🤣 I done it that many times yep
damn homie get a life
if u do it 10-15 times u will remember them on ur own dud
ive done it way more than that and i literally have no clue where tf the cams are
i think so
Wtf
I used to go up that road on a bike now I got to go around it 🤣 so inconvenient
Hes blind leave him alone 🤣
😂
yeah i stopped playing GTAO now
same !
Yea they added one camera near
tf?!!!
?
ironic
its toy gun cus its pink duhmm
tf?
What the hell is wrong with the doors in Cayo 😂 don't actually need 2 people for the mechanism but the option to swipe card only hops when there r 2
Like in duo one player can open them alone but in solo u can't
it’s the same as b4
mOod
But you need 2 people in the heist still...
Messed up rockstar logic 😂
well this is always welcome idk why i got it tho
Maybe coz of the survival map that was a 100k promotion
Im starting to not like this whole watch people customize their cars thingy that's goin on in here

had to give me a mini hear attack
This car is pretty good at drifting and stuff
First Paige screw up and now this? We can already do the kill on Cayo without scoping out
i tried to aim and yes it can aim.... but i can't shoot nothin'..... hope rockstar fix this bug really soon
yeah jsut make it to wear u can shoot it
cayo now reqhires 1 swipe to open gold locked rooms?
nope
What's the point of getting gold? Is it something special?
I mean as long as you're getting the maximum grab that's all that matters doesn't it?
most valuable secondary target
yeah
I picked up a lot of gold in Cayo today.... Anything special about it?
well i just said it
Ohhh so it doesn't matter who picks it up
no
yeah
1 gold stack is 66% of the bag
hence why u do it with 2 ppl
I see
3 gold is enough for 2 full bags
so u get almost a mil from gold
Whats the absolute maximum grab on cayo
no clue
i saw on some article that someone with 4 players got 4.8 mil or somewhere around that
Wth
makes sense
thats like the max u can get
or no like 5.3
if u luckiest person alive
Oh yeah Google says you can get upto 4.56mil
mhm
actually that makes a bit more sense
yeah
On hard mode the panther statue would give 2.09m then if you have 4 full bags of gold that's another 2m and the safe can have a max of 99k
So about 4.2m
ive gotten like 100k from safe
Yup I googled it and it said 4.56mil
why the velum entry tho
wdym
Well I get the secondary targets before the office so I don't know the max I got but the wiki said 99k last time I checked so that's what I counted
why did you go with the velum
wikis also say Michael was in witness protection so
🤣🤣🤣
witness protection for what!
True enough
nobody was convicted of anything
cuz i prefer solo over +1, i hate braindead teammates that i have to wait ages to find, send a friend request, invite to heist, and then i have to play babysitter so they dont fuck anything up
mans got some good ass witness protection fucking mansion in the hills
just do longfin or kosatka drainage tunnel
never in witness protection, have you even played the story
homie i want secondaries and elite
yeah ik it was a joke ive beaten that shit like 4 times
main dock
i play solo get full bags elite challenge in less than 10 mins
with this approach
main dock sucks ass, too easy to get spotted
not if youre good
also i swear they changed elite challenge
no
well im doing airport in less than 10 so i am good
or maybe im just fucking blind
time to tune jester with the money
Mohneyyy
i wosh I had money
me to
Are the guards in godmode or can u shoot them
Cause I haven't done the heist in a long time
I can't shoot
Wot
But I even can't put weapon inside
I carried gun in hand during whole Intel mission
Like you can't aim too?
Nah
But how can I have weapon during Intel mission lol
It was in my hand when I sit in velum
Carried to cayo Lol
Ya
ultra chad mode
Lol
@thorny surge just check above. Happened even with me. Lol
Ide love a game like gta where every player has a random power
The power of
Being a brain dead mk2 user
Be a stubborn dumbass cayo grinder
Be an asshole modder
Be a self proclaimed tryhard
Be an annoying wannabe
Be a helpful part of the community and become a pvp player that has a good intention
@rocky notch isn't that right?
LMFAOOO get gud and use the faggio mk4

Mf you telling me to chill? 🤨
I’m not even angry bro. ⁉️
But you gonna piss me off with that attitude that screams “I call people snowflakes!!!”
Can someone help me whit a heist
the guard that was searching me was an idiot
Is the weapon you equip when boarding the velum stuck with you till you get back?
it will be gone when you swim
traditional chinese
Oooh nice
h o w

@rocky notch
Welp
what the fuck
that guard canèt attack you so you can kinda push him and step on him and he dies
Sechs
amogus
I see you inherit RandomThing's technique
É
?
first of first i saw a youtuber doing cayo perico heist , in his vid, he stepped on guards to let them die
so i step on the guard that can't attack me in prep
got his aug 
And when you back to LS: gone
That's because you bought it before or?
i didn't
Oh... Hell
Man...
Shouldn't bought that one
Lol
picture won't have sound-

moodymann loves sex
Lesters category should be sexy beast
Thats why his name is moody mann
ah yes -3 players in the session
cayo perico prep
wtf
What the fuck
Car hitbox didn't load
anyone know good car for racing. good handing,fast turning?
Does anyone have good grinding or fun crew on pc then dm me
NO NO NO
Moody man on top. Lester on I hope you die and ron on either mildly annoying or I hope you did
I can’t get the free auto shop but I have prime
I have both
wtf
@royal turret
acceleration is key here
Let me do my research
The most fun I’ve had in a GTA race racing this guy, it actually makes me so fucking happy knowing there’s fair racers out there
I had a pretty close thing to that
hi
Wholesome
Ikr
We were top 2 the whole time both next to each other no one bumping or shit
Karma lmao
He accidentally spun me around when I was ahead and waited until I set off again so I didn’t lose a position
It felt weird racing someone that doesn’t ram the shit out of you
U mean pitstopped?
Nah he turned me on a corner because I turned in a bit early
Oh
And waited till I set off again
Nice
Lol that's because the og racers are coming back from other racing games
A lot of the people taking part in the sprint series I've met said they've jumped into GTA because of this update
To be honest, I Haven't met any toxic player in the races.
U just lucky
Lol
deserved
this is what im saying abt randoms being toxic af lol
u try to play nice out of respect
and they just dont wanna

my mouth is open 🙄
Me too
most money form cayo perico solo,without panther
Somthing aint right here
you failed the scope out right?
Nope
wtf, you cant use weapons during scope out, its a bug that happens sometimes
duster
Wait hold on

how
There's a fucking elegy in my hangar
how
I don't know lmao
If it try to place it it's just invisible
And it doesn't show up for the mechanic
lol
HAHAHA
lol nvm not banned
i just joined
my roblox user is so bad i gotta change
stop embarrassing me! 😭😳
you wanna see a flex?
sure
could someone help me sell some of my stock
light mode best
it is not that bad
or am i just superhuman 
its horrible its an eye sore
imagine having such bad eyes
you cant even look at some pixels that a little brighter
when its 3 am...
it is
no
The unreleased S2 being shown off in the mar meet area
deluxo + toreador
loll
im some how using guns in scope out idk how
Sheeesh
@hearty salmon hello sexy😏
hi
@analog mesa it's a new glitch that came with the update
Fr weak eyers
ez
what did they do
lol thats what we expect frm rockstar .. they break the game even more instead of fixing stuff
Kill me
with what
Mk2
understandable
Went into r* editor to inspect and it seems like the new comet will have a new interior too
Got to love the name phister
Can anyone help me get sum money I am a new player just started
Ummm
can u use the weapon?
Sorry lol no I can’t
happened to any of you? been standin here like 10mins
@royal turret this is where i mean
cause its so fucking small the shortcut, and on the right side there is a dip in the road
Yh
so you have to always go to the left
Go on the left side of the things not right
but like i have lost many races on this shortcut
really pisses me off, and every else since this has the lowest rating of the street races
king of fuckin weird tiktoks with rando music
all im getting is tryhard vibes
yep 180lvl checks out tryhard
It's not it's from ghostemane
bruh who tf is ghostemane
Just check him on Spotify
you still a tryhard tho
the fuckinsong?
he said rahsheowpsöa blavslana aha blalala blala
Funny thing: There's a chance that you ended up getting you to the Free Fall when you done with Street Racing...
Tryhard racing
yeeet
Sheesh
@true pumice Damn, im only level 11
i think that race is one of the better ones imo
not really
its just the shortcut is bad so i think people hate it slightly more then others
ive only gotten messed up twice on it. but one time i only lost 2nd place for 3rd and the second time i was already like in 8th place
still if you crash on it it is costly
but if you dont it gives you a massive advantage
its just a risk you have to take if you want to win
Most of time: DNF (because my PC having lag issues and weak response time that turned out every turn I made is almost a drift time)
Like clearly I have forced to upgrade my PC and no second option
ah yes
fun
You been racing or just sitting in the test track
racing
The test track randomly gives you rep
so its afkable rep?
I think it might be
How u go afk on test track lmao
Lol
But it's funny
The ATV would have been fun
The squaddie is a military Jeep that was meant to be in the game, like the vulcan jet and the savage
The airplane is just a grey titan
o and the [attack helicopters]
only difference is the numbers on the back
That's a savage
Probably called a hunter originally
so its already here?
It came with heists
The post was made on the 14th of September 2013
and is the buzzard acctually that long?
3 days before GTA launched
Actually yes
You don't notice when flying but if you land it it's actually pretty long
Perspective lol
I got it for free
ima go ahead to vietnam
Lol
Valkyrie or buzzard
valkrie
what
Well still have it till servers shut
i think valkrie is worth it
I don't
It should be cheaper
- its epic if i can get a co-pilot
It's a heli that needs friends
the 70% off is only 850k
That's too expensive
what
too expensive on a heli that has explosive gun and 2 machineguns on it?
850k this week man
Savage is a beast
i already had a russian chopper
Buzzard is best
Guys I bought a shark card for the 80 percent bonus the game told me about, I bought it on the 20th and I’m still not getting my bonus. What should I do?
it's 1 but you can't open it solo rockstar logic
Sparrow is better 
Mk 2 better
Did it work lol?
I legit did it
I like went there then wait for my friend
After I preset right on d pad. It opened the door
broo why tf i have a weapon on gather intel
you're about 2 days late
wdym with the new dlc this is a glitch or what?
ye
Kill all the guards
Report them to rockstar
you can aim but you cant shoot or melee
lol
The ai are worse than aimbot hackers
cause u were holding it and you pressed f near the plane
It’s shit
grind to lvl 50 is long
Why u want level 50
cause im trying to get atleast 20 lvls per day
Why
Try do cayo once everyday and 3 mini heists and 10 levels
Rep levels and 2 ranks
That’s a real challenge
sheesh my best solo take i think
weak
during the 1.5x primary loot event i got like 2.3 mill solo
but like panther statue gives even more then that
yes ofc i did more with events but this is legit
for example with the panther and 2 golds i did 2.4 mil solo
still with pink diamond + 2 cocaine i got 2 mill solo take
i had pink diamond with 2 cocaine how i got less
idk
wtf
my old old pb was 1:11.5 and that was topp 1000
wonder what position this time will be
What the best car to get from the new update
All of them.
no gta today
how
Hi, idk if this is the right chat but could someone explain what’s wrong please, because earlier I tried to do a vehicle warehouse selling mission and I had two cars and I clicked export and then it said on the bottom of the screen in blue collect the cars and then I found a new session and went back to the vehicle warehouse and the two cars that I tried to sell were gone.
Can someone explain what’s happened please.
Hi this is an offer will someone let me borrow their opressor mk2 i need to collect figures and radar things i will help u with whatever u want after
daily reminder to use the lfg channels

rep 49 eyy
I'm rep lvl 31
nice
it takes ages to lvl up now
like 1 8 person lobby win only accounts for like 1 and a half bar now
Yh
i think it will probably take me another 3 days to reach 100
U doing it with friends or joining random races?
Even more lol
A race could've gave u a whole lvl as low rep lvl
random
cause otherwise i would need 7 other friends to let me win 24/7
Lol me and my friend doing it slowly lmao so we don't get burned out
Both us level 21 now
nice
Are u trying to get to rank 1000 legit?
Lmao
i might just stop at 100 cause i wanna get my actual lvl up
It's doesn't matter after 135
cause its kinda lackin and i need to gain like 50 rp lvls to pass my friend
Bruh
I am
bruh
What
Stfu two door, don't die trying it
I want that outfit it's sexy ngl. Even tho the 2nd last one from top to bottom also sexy
Bruh
What
No maybe like 3 months
well i only have like 1 month to lvl up at the pace i am going at
Imma try it
U suck ass and you'll fail
so im def not getting lvl 1000
All the other grinders rn are gonna stop grinding at some point.
Lmao
That when Imma catch up if they in front of me rn
Cuz like @true pumice he rep lvl 50 almost I'm rep lvl 31 ½
He gonna stop at some point. That's when Imma catch up
It's easier to get level 1000 than rank 1000
Rep lvl*
Whatever
Shut up it's a difference
Same shitty level system as arena
Btw since I started using my custom Calico which was like 1 hour ago I started winning so much more
It's sucks so much
Calico fast af boi
yeah ive always used the calico
i tried using the jester but cant use it that well
@royal turret we should race some time
to see whos the better driver
or the dirtier 😮
@true pumice what u on
pc
I'm not pc
Remove ur fuckin pc role u dumb mf
No
Lmao
the only reason i have all 3 platform roles is cause i have gta on all 3 of those platforms
What the fuck
but i only use pc
Wow
Fair
Smells like flex try
I have all 3 roles cuz I wanna ping Lfgs
I am same
First person I've seen to have all console and pc lmao
I do have it on PS4 too but I stay on pc
Also I like flipped my space bar and now the LED is kinda fuck but it feels a lot better
In gaming position my space bar is flat instead of slanting downward toward my palm
I only bought a ps5 cause i wanted to play gta 6 when it comes out and i just decided to get gta 5 on there as well just cause why not

Lol I have a G512 Carbon
Bruh this gta update is making gta run like ass on win11
That's nice
you using the leaked win 11?
or is it out already
ahh ok
Legit win 11
whats new in win 11 anyways
But I have to keep updating that shitty software every 2 days
i didnt see the announcement trailer
Nothing major
just ui overhaul?
also i heard some shitty feature about it running android
Wot
but like we already have bluestacks so why tf would we need it
Here's how it looks when it's inverted
I think it's a feature more for Surface notebooks and tablets
Nice horse
Fortnite llama fortnite
Lmao

Big lmao
Lmao Nitro Classic with boosts not pog
I hardly use my nitro lmao
btw i was literally 1 month away from getting the early supporter badge when nitro first came out
Since I have used without nitro for so long, I don't really care
i was pissed when i found that out
Lol
Lmao
i remember when i joined discord it was just a platform to like chat to other gamers cause i was playing hypixel in 2017 and there are guilds right, so discord was a perfect way to interact with guild mates
i mean it was small ass back then
well enter it?
a cutscene should play?
well you can buy the membership
i did
from mimi so she is in the car meet and you can go up to her
you dont need to call her though or anything, just if you want to continue with the other dude you met in the cutscene buy the auto shop on maze bank forclosures
she says you can call us for some help
you dont need to do that
i mean i cant call her but she says i can
Ankles = broken
Yes
I feel like we're gonna be less inclined to go for the podium vehicle now that you can earn a free prize car
Did you kill him back?
Nah he hiding in RC
Brah
on my way to level 100
How the hell did you get to 50?!
Playing the game
You've been racing for 3 days straight?
Pretty much yeah
wtffff
im so happy

Not even containers can help you
That's a nice hydra drift
Bruh
idk why its so small
Fucking 144p
I too read in 144p
144p gaming
hade to take it throw steam
Throw steam
idk it just dident show up any where else
\
Wtf
ahahahhaha
yeah i cant do the pursuit series
bruh
smh
How to survive an opressor MK2
im still gonna go if its a good or expensive car. someone i just got the Lynx this week first time spining the wheel. i didn't even want it
@open jacinth last time i did was 9 months ago what to do lol
sexually harrass el boobio
ayo
Wtf
told you
dew it for me baby
ayo?
we are homies, so its not gay









