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What language even is that, spanish or somethinf?
Idk I forgot what language u use Jajajaja instead of hahahaha
German
Passive lol
Why is ur gta so pretty tho
Console
Wym lmao
The graphics bruh
Lmao it's console what ya want
I have car cargo
oh it is? LMAO
Yh it is
Damn that’s crazy
😳😳
Picked up the Random invites, and... They prefer aggressive but they don't have proper preps (Keycard)
One epic ending for Lester, I can say?
and that my friend is the reason lester didnt call you to buy the kosatka
Lol
omg thats brutal
@royal turret
Rip xbox users and ps3 players
xbox 360 users
TGG made a video 6days ago they are terminating xbox and ps3 users
Restart router
Ye that works
preciate it man 
Why would you do this
No idea
perfect
Homie it's only 360 and ps3
Yup
Ok that was cool lol
Nice
i feel like riki riki tavi, we mobbin thru the lobby, that fa- dude tried to stop me no i dont give a shit

he was camping under the bridge with rocket
though would be cool to try to snipe him with a carpet in ghost
bad sport was so much fun i kinda wanna go back
Comments on a new post of cockstar on instagram
Another failed attempt to grief
He was complaining about me spamming rpgs lol
Mann at that point why did he just not leave
Idk man those wannabes think they can make a comeback or shit
Lol
Why dont u fly a lazer instead of hydra?
Cuz I don't own a lazer
hydra with a good pilot can make someone rage quit easily
if you were on ps4 i would have asked you for a dogfight
hydra has its own perks
you can turn 180 if you use the vtol right and in the right time and the handling of it is worse than the lazer but can still be mastered
Help
Do the preps lol
Switch to the preps tab
Please scope out the drainage tunnel
You haven't, I can see from the photo
Pro tip go to the lonely phantom truck for longfin set up

Kosatka mk2
Tf lmao
Lol
Pro tip buy your own phantom truck
On my main I do but on my alt I do not have it
idk who would use vtol in a fight though
slows down all momentum of plane and turning is super slow
Not that slow to turn if you know the time and place
You can sort of drift it mid air lmao
Lol nice. I once fast traveled to vespucci, exit my kosatka via sparrow only to find out that my sub is upside down
It was just next to the other sub. I think this happened because vespucci was crowded in a public session
lol
I was in my sub once and this guy with a troll name came up with a cargobob and a Khanjali and flipped me to the side lol
Omg thats a fking genius idea
Thank you for sharing this
Nah, but this is a very useful combination - cargobob and khanjali
Though i havent played in a public session for a long time
Ye I found it from reddit
I went to a public session yesterday and got blown up as soon as I got there
I know TGG rocks this oulfit and I wanna join the drip. It’s the sweater pants and shoes

This one
What color is this?
I want it
got diamond casino will give 100%cut only if u have something i want message me private and ill let u know ps4 only
Usualy i just restart the game
Ye
And launch it again from the rockstar launcher
Ok let me try
If that still doesnt work just restart your pc
Thats usualy what i do and make sure youre connected to social clubs 👌
sick clip i hit while my friend was afk in the car
nice
Cool
Stunt failed succesfully
don't mind the flip
i just play rocket league
F to cayo guard
Looks good
I do have internet, im playing LoL right now xD
also did restart my router multiple times already
why i see the los santos there in the back
Cause it's always loaded in lol
When you do alkonost at night, you can see maze bank clearly
Cayo perico is at the exact same place north Yankton is loaded in
finally i got it
Gotta catch em all
nice man!
Just do the other way lol
To the right
Mele the guard when he turns to the alley near the stairs
Then wait for the other guard to turn his back on you and then mele him
If hes immobilized its my net right?
It's just bad rng you got the table spawn
Maybe the other dude also
Sometimes you get this table spawn in silent and sneaky too
It's the worst
It is a bummer
Lol
Yeah I saw this yesterday
oh
It wouldnt show the score otherwise
still no difference lol
F
its still here ffs
Nice cage bro
nope when i got off i was in the cage it self
salute to this man for respecting the 1 hr pvp final score 8/5
@mystic condor me

@mystic condor me
Ffs
saw this on redit its a podium car
so it's either basically nothing, or the changed something small
ye\
🖕
Ping
pong
Get good and get first
Btw where am I gonna find the races to host
I forgot where to go lmao
Nvm
I'm just stupid
I remembered it
watafaq
Ok
Tsunami if it drops?
idk
Drunk Pavel
dude stfu you only have 1 apartment and 2 stand alone garages and 0 chips smh
One message removed from a suspended account.
Ik man but I don't care what others think. Am happy with what I have
Lol imagine judging someone for not owning a lot of property
i mean they were judging things first
bro stop arguing, move it to dms
Not me lmao
I said not me 
3rd time now, stop arguing
No
👎

Agreed
Ok
i dont get it
Party
Me leaving another party:
Shush
Yaught party with the griefers i destroyed lol
Flex but ok
good flex 
Spawn killed them on their own yaught
Y'all didn't invite me smh
I got it now scoping it
A lvl 600, 300 and 270 are fighting a lvl 200 100 and 100, they started
im scoping now on hard mode
Finally
Lol
Hmm
@sand skiff no
I see you like the music locker
You stole that from me after I stole it from someone else

@open jacinth its crazy how the sinsimito hard mode gave me more money than ruby necklace normal
Got any problems with that?
Yeah I do
It’s 8:50 here
Also, sleep is a little overrated
Agreed I went to sleep 4am last night and woke up 8 am this morning 
literally no one gives a shit
Bruh nobody is talking to you
then why are you?
What's happened here lmao
Bruh
there was a money drop so a friend blew them up
Must be obliterated a car meet
500k
yeah he went with the free hand and went for the middle and blew everyone except for the modder
because of godmode
i was on google and serching for a banner and found dis 😂
Your pfp is better lmao
Pog
made that my self using 2001 microsoft paint :)
lol
This dude
I find ironic that people who call me a pussy for going passive automatically leave the session when i kill them one time
Looks like their K/D can't drop a single bit or they will loose their mind
I had a friend who thought if a lower rank killed them their KD would drop drastically
Rockstar needs to remove KD
I'm level 41 and most of the K/D farmers are 100 or more and they can't even kill me more than once to get their kd back
Yes, the kd does not even affect on shark card boughts
Which is probably the highest priority
I have an account where I kill everyone I see and the kd is 2.21 and I'm like 51 on the account do I care if I die. Not really
Yeah but some people look like if their kid drops 0,00000001 they will die irl
Yes
These cunts Haven't heard of a thing called TEAM MOTHER FUCKING DEATHMATCH
Maybe they did but is kinda boring to wait for people to join i guess
Some people have 0 patience ngl
Rockstar needs to add new death matches and set them to triple money every two weeks
It would really make freemode calm
Wanna hear a story?
Ye
I recently bought a faggio, i got a random to hop in and we where blowing up the police in one wheel but then this douche comes and kills us
Welcome to GTA
And when i told them that without their MK2 they wouldn't do shit they send me a voice message on ps4 fucking squeaking
Literally squeaking, i only understood "oppressor, fuck and bitch"
Do you still have the message I feel like laughing
Nah, i deleted the chat and blocked him to make em rage more, sorry :(
Music on radio and my character was vibin, (music added back in later because radio sound was removed)
why I kinda never want to buy a MK2, just because it makes anyone who uses it appear unfriendly
Ye same
Faggio fucking better than mk2
I bought one and added 16,000,000 mirrors to it
Plus i can use my 100 rounds compact rifle on my faggio
I can't do that cuz im low level 😭
dang
i was gonna make a joke about something some COD players say with the 16,000,000 mirrors thing but
checks rules
yeah no-
Lol
also as you can see from what I am doing and what I'm wearing, and driving, I am a very non hostile player
meanwhile theres a war going on in the killing notifications
I don't know If i look like one, i have the sprunk race thing for the chest, sprunk gloves, night vision mask, spetnaz helmet and the tactical pants
I've just thought about tactical pants
I wouldn't shoot at you but I'd run away really fast though-
pretty much if I can go near someone for 10 seconds without being shot immediately, I assume they're friendly enough
Unless it is a trap
oh riight
I once helped someone with their cayo perico hiest
and they killed me like 10 times after for no reason
then before I left I noticed he was following me so I took him halfway up the map to waste his time
totally didn't just find out how to upload the phone photos today-
lol
a minute after I took this a wild griefer appeared
only reason I was on an assisted aim session today was to do a doomsday setup
You're truly a kapitan
perhaps
yes
My mini cooper after its christening, going up mount chiliad, sadly one headlight was broken, but did manage to make it up
That's is te greatest story i ever heard
does anyone else "christen" their cars by taking them up the mountain?
I tried
But the goddam grifers
invite only session
I am stupid
i do it with 2 friends every time
Sadly i don't own the funny vehicles besides faggio
I only have kuruma and Karin sultan RS
the 1940s jeep couldn't do it though, so I had a friend airlift it near the top with a cargobob to do it
my hearse still hasn't made it though 
Are this cars worthy of sin cleansing?
Don't worry, i give my hope
any car you like and drive around is worth it
Thanks for your kind advise
gonna need a cargobob again, the power of underglow and pink doesn't help it up
What vehicles do you recommend to fuck around
whats the budget
Cayo
so in the range of 1-2 million?
Some times
I spend it all like 3 minutes after i finish the heist
Today it was a go kart but i don't regret it
I save it so I can have satisfaction of still having 7 digits
Cool
i bought a certain watercraft-
Sadly this week we have the Tron discounts
Water faggio
sadly no
And i really want the clothes and bike
Plus i can't play this weekend cuz my second ps4's disc reader won't work and guess what? I have GTA on disc
And Im very blue balled to play deadline for the first time, it looks sick
what about the first ps4
It's on my other house
ah-
And my family uses it to watch Netflix and stuff so
i see
I will try to repair the disc reader
i'd reccomend james bond car, or mr bean/italian job car though
I already tried once but it was late and didn't wanted to fuck up the ps4
Guns or no guns on the James bond one
probably guns just because shooty bang bang funny
and oil slick can be fun
although to buy it I went for 7 digets to 4
or 3
I forgot
I didn't get the jb submarine car, but I did get the toreador because of the 4 seats, and thats also fun to ooga in
I really would like to get the toreador but i don't think i will be able to save my money
But after i get the Tron suits I'll try
Worst case scenario I'll have to do the heist 4 or 5 times
Assuming i get tequila on normal difficulty
Best case scenario doing the heist 2 or 3 times
Rn i have it active with the ruby necklace on normal difficulty
if you invite friends then 2-3 times yes
What friends?
No
its not as bad as that one video tbh
I got randoms 3 times
at least if its only 1 person
First time i was at duo and the guy wanted 85
He was level 230
Second time it was a pretty messy 4 match
And the third is just so fucked up
oh no, how bad
Indeed
So i have to do it alone every time
I only get extra money from office paintings that i only got once
I don't scope the island, i just swim away
so do I
unless I need more, then I check the dock closest, and if I really need more I go to the airfield too
Well doctor doggo it was a pleasure to meet you but sadly i must say good bye
May rickstar add Crossplay so we may find ourselves and start an adventure
yes
I wish you a very good night of sleeping
although not really bc pc modders
Just console cross
also gn
If ur lvl isnt higher than this or your kd u just suck ig...
rockstar should make easy wayouting count toward kd
unless it already does and i know nothing-
Kd griefers blow themselves up so they dont lose kd
Me waiting for the jump and then this happened🤣
i like how it just cuts off as soon as it happens
Lmao
was about to get really displeased then just questioned chop's god status
cute they were hugging at the last second of there lives 

That's me
Get gud
lmao
sad shit
My lvl is higher than my kd
Im in ur ss lol
Kd doesn't matter lol
I got 1.44kd from killing My Friends, its lowering
F
Gta story mode enemies are so easy to kill
You shoot them from 50m away with a pistol in the leg and they die
I once shot an enemy NPC in gta online with a sawed off shotgun in the heart at point blank range and he stood back up
I mean
nooo whyyyyyyyyy
the podium car sucks
Not always
this one
yea i want it to sell it:)
you only get 6000
You can sell the Nero Bugatti for 300,000 I think and that was a podium car
Let him inside he seems cold in the rain
why would you sell the nero
it will be better to mod
I know you didnt but why would someone sell that
Idk if u REALLY needed cash quick and don’t mind losing the car then u would do it
then do cayo in 1 5 mins you can get 300 k
Because it had Benny upgrades
Normal cars sell for 0
akula or the hunter?
I haven’t seen the hunter but I’d say akula I mean it can legit go off the radar and it can still shoot rockets
But ask @rocky notch he seems to know a lot about gta
Just bought the armoured cognoscenti, I’ve got the kuruma and this was a waste of cash but it looks nice
I know it’s dumb but I just sold it lol
K
I’m not toxic or a griefer but I asked him to stop killing me so many times and then he destroyed a full warehouse of cargo
So I had to get revenge
F
Lmao I’m at 28-6 rn I think he’s learnt his lesson but I won’t stop
Dw it’s a fair fight he has 6 kills
Fuck karma, I’m getting griefed by someone else
F
look closely 🙂
lvl
I do wonder how someone can die 58 times in a row
Other armour slots are full
Learn to take screenshots smh
I don’t know how to
Press the share button
Oh share and screenshot
Yes
But how would I sent that screenshot on discord?
Download the ps and sign in as ur account send the screenshot to one of ur alts (on psn) and save the screenshot.
I’m guessing save screenshot but what ghen
How do I send the screenshot?
66 6, ur cursed
He needs to learn his lesson
The Mini MZ when he saw nudes of their own family (You sicko T)
Dw lol I’m not being toxic, the other guy is AFK he doesn’t even know he is being killed 89 times in a row by the same guy
El Rubio was down bad, had an entire vault and 600 security guards just to protect some nudes
That's just 1 time; later it's jewels or drinks
Damn... You should let him go at 100 kills; too much and things will get messy.
Even revenge has limits
101 kills and he just goes on a coke fuelled rampage
If I’m being honest he didn’t even destroy my cargo, he just killed me when I said not to
Dw, I spared his life at 103.
sheesh no life
Shesh
Lmao man's glitching his KD
On Playstation, prolly save wizard
modder
On console?
Yes
You can't mod on console lol
That's only on ps3, x360
@gaunt raven

omw
No he isn’t he probably just does deathmatches and grinds the game
I want to log on to GTA again but I’m scared someone’s gonna piss me off until I go on a coke fuelled rampage and murder them 100 times in a row
He is
Bruh it was a joke
Lol
I’ve been sending this too much but yes I did kill him 102 times
U don't get KD from Deathmatches tho
Or any job
Only weapon KD
Bruh I don’t know much about gta online man chill
Hang on, since I killed that guy 102 times has that made my KD rise even if it’s only by a bit
Does it count if I ran him over or does it have to be with a weapon
Depends on your deaths by players
Any kill counts as long as you kill him
Yeah I definitely killed him
I swear I’m not toxic or anything :))
- runs you over with god mode armoured truck 276 times*
I actually wasted so much time killing him I was planning on doing cayo
GUYS GUYS if you park like this cockstar will say you are the king! try it out u have to subscribe share to 5 ppl and like this video if you want it to work
no clickbait
Lol
I tried it’s not true don’t believe him guys
Is that a MkI or MkII
It's true 100%!!!!!! He is lying it worked for him but he wants to be the only king!!!!
Mk2
Do u like it, Is it better than mk1
I’m saving to buy it and someone said mk1 is better and faster but I think that’s 🧢
Man how did he have the patience
Me or the other guy?
Yes but meh Mk1 also good
Both.
Not as good for traveling but good for having fun
They both have same top speed
The mk1 is faster..
Ok by 5kph?
It was really impatient for me but it became a matter of blowing him up with buzzard, one shotting him or really quickly running him over which killed him instantly. As for the other guy he went AFK after around kill 60 which made it easier
That's legit nothing
I tried to steal a prep once I tried to out run him but failed
My personal best top speed on Mk1 is I think 152kph
May I ask? What's your kd now..
😳😳😳 don’t get in his way his top speed is 152kph on oppressor
And I think on MK2 it's like
Someppl dont even know there's a boost with the mk2
148 or something
Some ppl don't even know how it works
Yeah
Idk what my KD is now and idk what it was before but I’m about to log in to gta I will tell you
It’s probably still low I only recently started playing a lot
154kph
@ripe gorge the MK1 got to 160 or so but not legit by a going onto a bump and yes
And they both got like 156kph
But still with the boost of the mk1 it's still faster
Or mph not sure
That pic is with boost lmao
I tried to fucking out run the mk1 and he somehow he still got ahead of me
It doesn't
And more accurate
The top speed isn't in a straight line lmao
On MK2 top speed is going down boost and holding RB/R2 i think (handbrake
On pc?
Mk1 top speed is wheelie boost
Don't know control keys in kbm
Ohhhh so that's how he got infront of me
And the MK1 boost is repetitive
The mk1 boost is like the toreador
Got 156/157 not sure with MK2 now
Mk1 is faster but u need a bit luck and not constantly faster
My kd is 0.68
Nice
Mine is like 1.61 idk
Mine is 1.19
Nice
I'm still convinced that the mk1 is faster lol
@ripe gorge 3-7mph don't make a difference
hello, i did full heist setup in under 48min if i play 12 hours later so hard mode is gone?
No
read it again
Mk1 actually slower without boost and wheelie
I lost my hard mode lol I was to lazy
No
U can keep hard mode as long as you want
ok mai friend
If it's scoped
Nope I let my cayo perico go for like 3 days before doing it bc i was so lazy
scoped?
Yes the primary target
yeah i did that i was lucky
One time i got tequila like 6 times i tought for a second my game was bugged
If it's in hard mode when you pay for the heist it's always hard mode lol
Doesn't matter if you scope
Just need to pay within 48mins
Yes
That's what I meant by scoping
You don't have to do gather Intel mission lol
However if u leave like within 5min after buying it
Yup
It's gonna get reset
No lol
I've had my heist in hard mode for the past week without scoping
If u close the game within 5min after buying hard mode it's gonna get reset
Yes that's what I meant
||Or kill yourself||
It gets reset cuz it doesn't save
Yup
Delete this before emos see it
||lol||
Fuck u two door
Works on phone too now lmaoooo
Tell
/spoile
It's not covered on my screen
It should say /spoiler message
Lol
I got my cayo/ hard mode rested bc I didint start a new one after 48 mins
Sucks to be you
lazer or starling?
Depends on how good of a pilot you are
Good starling pilots> anything you wish
Starlings more for advanced pilots
Oh
Sorry bro get well soon
Mine has a black eye after healing 9 x in a pvp situation
Bruh just shower in ur apartment it randomly gets rid of gun wounds and black eyes
No
Ohhh
Actually yes but not scars
I guess you could call him scarface
is that you
What a discount look closely at the numbers
Is discount still yes
Look at the numbers they’re the same
Shut your bitch ass up
What
It’s still a discount
Omfg those are two different cars the crossed out number is the same is the as discount price
I understand
Stoopid
it stops it from getting raided (npcs not players)
No, it reduces the chances of you getting raided
oops my bad
It happens
Rockstar doesn't want me to play their game through VPN lol
unfortunate
Now the game wants to launch without a VPN. Good job Rockstar 
anyone know if its possible to keep this outfit saved and not have it disappear?
By whom that's what I'm asking
AI players or online players?
By NPCs if we're talking mc businesses
I'm finna recreate this outfit irl
Nice Del Perro apartment
Thanks, could be helpful. Also would help me become more sexually prepared.
My first home
Rate the outfit 1-10
I want your honest opinion on it
7.8/10
Thanks
Would be an all black but could find an MP black jacket
f
rate this 1-10 HOnEst OPinions
Oh damn my favorite song just started playing on still slipping
Why mocking?
I’d give an 8.5/10
Looks nice and cinematic
Ok then
and ty
Sick
Think this is reddit worthy?
Only amateurs drift cars
Update?
43 days and 10 hours
Idk bout online playtime tho
Cuz I was playing lspdfr and fivem only like 5 months ago
anyone knows how to set custom job locations to teleport to?
You mean getting more jobs?
I have a lot more jobs on my map than that
Can't even see other icons 
me to
these
these are jobs from cayo speedrunning
a dude set his own jobs to the locations where cayo perico preps are
Oh ok
Ye I want that too
Since current jobs aren't available during preps
I think Cloaked Ghillie on youtube knows that cuz he uses them in his 20 mins cayo video
I'll try to contact and ask him but don't think he'll respond
Download from social club
The Playlist
i created my own
i created my own invalid jobs to glitch myself and to be able to teleport while on freeroam missions
yeah i knew how to teleport before
but i didnt know how to make custom markers or how teleport during missions
Usually it's tdms so it has its own marker
what
Team death matchs
You can make custom jobs using creator mode
Then do job teleport
I just said i did xD
I did races they work too
What's the issue you are facing lol
I face no issue
Record for elite is 3:59 btw, let's see u beat it
Found how to make invalid joba to glitch yourself out
Yeah I was afk
I saw it, agressivw
Hehehe
I still have to beat a 4.14 guy
They did 4min run with cocaine
👀
3.59 is with gold
Yeah
4.14 is very funny though
Silent elite with cocaine is around 4 mins lol
😳
Yeah 4.14 that is, very funny approach
Into main dock
I usually so jump into compound maybe should switch that
😳
Lol
Ye I paid Lester a bit cash 😏
Lol
I dont have enough nerdiness in me to start speed running doomsday
Vil is master in gtao speedrunning
You mean Master nerd
Im only knight nerd
You use macros for your runs?
Nope
Try using
Macroses like what?
Ih
Also do no ragdoll so no animation when u jump into water
You swim instantly
Saves time there too
Oh im not interested in whole heist speed runs, too much of a time span
You can escape faster
If you get something wrong its 20 minutes of your life wasted not 5
Lol
On the whole heist i mean
I will rry ragdoll thingy though
You know how to do?
I can google
I'll dm u
Gonna use that sweet money for upgrading my Bunker 
Lol I used the money to buy ammo..
Is that only on xbox?
Wait
Or restart game
You'll get a notification pop up when u load online
" you have received gta$ 500,000 for participating in an event week"
Ok
i just bought this is it worth it
guy left after 8-2 lol
The mk2 is my last resort

How is ur name green in freemode
Idk
It's only possible with mods in freemode
Deadline?
Yeah
Cool
Try it
I have lol
Xd
That's how I got shotaro
Ohhh Is it that good? I'm looking forward on buying it lol
Tbh I don't even attempt the time trials
Free 100k lol
What I thought it was 1 Time only
Rc ones bad on pc without controller
Yeah I did it once like 3 weeks ago
Nice
There's no boost bar in this pic either lol
Lmao rip
Idk it's buggy sometimes
I want @rocky notch to answer you’ll just say that it’s an adversary mode





