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do you understand the stuff he‘s saying?
Hi
nividia
Yeah but he/she gave me a name of GPU not CPU
that's GPU name
hi 🥒
If anyone is wondering here is the total you can earn from all collectibles in GTA Online
(Except G's Cache and Stash House)
yeah i doubt anyone is gonna do daily collectibles for 600k
Hru 
The total value can raise more if you earn 52,000 in both Time Trials
What cpu you got ??????
cool
now get a monitor that gets 5k fps and let a fly handle your gameplay
ryzen 9 i tink its like a 200 euro one
cool setup then
thx

Sup
I'm pretty sure there is one that can handle 1k fps
or something close to that
The highest one is 520 hz
Not 1k
yeah that one ig
Macarow I see
ong
Custom plates where?
On the back
They have the bandana in game…just give it to us for online characters
Finally done farming money 😐
Very nice
Nope
pain
Why did I get scammed?
idk
Tampa GT is very fun lol
Also looks super neat
My first muscle car/low rider. I've been driving almost entirely in the Omnis since I started playing
Looks kinda similar in style to voodoo but smaller I think?
I don't remember what the Voodoo looks like exactly but this one looks like a cross between an old Plymouth and a Chevelle
Oh wait I just realized it's like the primary cover of the update lol
Voodoo
Still a sweet. Car
A random NPC stole my car while I was robbing the union depository
josh we're never getting them, maybe in gta 6 man 
I know…maybe
no life day
I did those in 3h???
just because you knew
no wait
I did the hobbies today
not the others
took 3h for those
3h because you knew !!
yeah because there‘s literally a list in the rockstar social club?
I mainly did guns and flightschool today
I always use the characters with the most useful abilities
like michael on the shooting range because special ability and shooting skill, trevor on flight school, franklin on races etc.
but not staff
na not about that just flipping smth
like upgrading from legacy to enhanced
Wat
you ps4 nwm
The game looks so good now
holy shit, an iphone 😳
It’s getting there
only 4 bugged races, and stuff like that
I wrote a whole list on stuff I need
😭🙏
not that rare where I‘m from
How did they bug?
@acoustic fox
yepp
btw cop uniforms short content 
im still wearin my summer highway patrol outfit lol
expensive bike for click bait
lmao
go bot
Hao aint texting me
Lemme check my psn messages I think I send someone a solution to get them
lol okay
Did you replay the mission shift work from the mission select menu
Cause that can help
that thing counts as a mission?
according to the uhh Strangers and Freaks shift work is not a mission or a saf
I‘ll check it out ig
Should be
why hao but no hsw in story mode 🚬
Cause it was added with e&e
hsw 💀
franklin’s ability is already fast enough
ik it was a joke
3am or 3:56?
mate let me finish the night first
Because I am NOT starting my ps5 during the night
Oh true 😅
I get this sometimes when i restart it
i love the tailgater
Same
this is mine
well one of mine
I got two
Very clean my is all black
I got one based on an S8, I dont really have a pic but I got a pic on which the car is partially shown
nvm I do have a pic
Stock Michael car
stock?
mate the white one is stock

Paleto Score
Has anybody ever noticed the blood on this house
there‘s blood on smh every house window while it‘s nighttime

Theres blood on shaking my head ?
Lmao well thats not what it means but aye
the meaning of something is based on the person considering its meaning, no?
@rare oxide whats the name of this?
Neo
Ocelot?
Vysser
Nah twin
I dont recall having a twin
@hybrid python @lilac crow
POV: cruising with your friends, but you got no PS+
@hybrid python what is this time based on 😭
Playtime
How do you play story mode for 350 hours??
Crazy ik
the thing is
yesterday when I checked it was on 250
and when I add up the playtime of each character we get to 61h
Social club ain’t the best for stats then
I think the thing in the checklist is the time elapsed ingame
@wary elm
That's louder that my ac unit 😭
Can’t play during nights, my parents bedroom is right next to mine and there are no soundproof wall.
Cover it in a blanket to isolate the sound
-# jk don't do it
Nahh, i had to go to an expert and remove all dust from it. It was mad expensive.
No it's not expensive
How much did they charge you 😭
That’s nothing compared to my PS4
In Norway’s economy, no.
I tho u were like French or smth
Nahh, wait till you see my ps4 when i play hitman or fortnite.
My PS4 when I played re2 remake
my ps4 when im on the homescreen

even my ps3 is still perfectly fine
Yeah ps3 isn’t even loud somehow
Get load of ts💔
Sounds like a drill
I never owned a ps4 (thank god)
And the loudest my xbox one went was when I was playing warframe when It was 45 C° outside and I had not ac back then
Ts sound like a lawn mower
does your ps4 smoke a pack of malboros a day or what lol
broke people problem
-# joke
thats a fucking drill 😭
Sounds like one for sure
lol
I hate that guy but that one‘s funny
no that ones… dumb
ik
anyways you love audis right ?
yeah why?
i was wondering do you know ABT ?
the tuner or the racer? 😅
tuner company
You mean Abt Sportsline?
No I dont know them…
and I also dont know that they modify Urus, Škodas, Volkswagens and Audis
Yeah that one
More profits ig
alr nvm then
Yes I know them 😭
my fav car tuned by Abt is the Johann Abt Edition RS6
the one with the red carbon
nice i like the rs7 R version the legacy is cool too but they dont produce those anymore
anyways do you know perhaps the process of making those like if you buy a stock audi from dealership and send it to them or they have the stock on them and they just customize it for you
cus i been searching and couldnt find anything lol
is the name from like sum of the company like some ceo or just some famous person ?
I think Johann Abt was the founder of Abt Sportsline
idk, I think they do
Yeah you're right
Is the lf-22 worth buying
@lilac crow
Thats the car u want irl Got it
„Coupé“ who shat into rockstr‘s head
no its not lol
thats a 7 series…
well thats a car I would want… but a newer model M760Li…
Ofc just rob a bank And u Got it
yk I even got a perfect idea how I would like it
We Can do it together
and there are even pictures of the idea online
lemme show you
I take 65%
no I mean the car
Sure, but u need cash
Yk
there are many ways to get what you want 😉
Yes u Can just steal the car 😏
I was referring to other methods…
Hmm my method Is Nice
nah there are… more legitimate ways…
Bruh u Got one crime Done And now u scared to do it again?
it was a fkn pen
not a 150.000€ car 💀
Still crime Is a crime

💀
the most I have completed is just story missions only once
but then found this thing in stats menu and decided ok let's make new save and do 100% and the rest is here
- Doomsday Heist Style 6x6?
- thats why I hate when people in my car other than me shoot around
Was a heist setup
Thanks but I know how to read 😭
But like is the car based o-
ooo it was the prep where you have to go to the doomsday heist bots and steal their lasers right?
Yeah
okay 👌

did the impossible
@hybrid python @lilac crow
hobbies and pastimes
done
Only 3.00%
So u didnt so dom Last mission
I still need 50 spaceship parts, 30 nuclear waste, all under the bridge and 70 gold medals.
Sticky bomb
Daum
U left worst for Last 😭
exactly
Hm
I did the same mistake soul
Dont do under bridge And waste in same time day
Well yh thats ez
Btw do u have Ps 4 verison of gta on ur ps5
the platinum is easy.
but it takes time
Maybe, or maybe not
whichever version I got as role in my profile.
So Ps4 Got it, thanks
you think not much, but it‘s a hell lot left until Platinum
um, I myself got 87.00% remaining to get 100%
i sae
but over 50% is completing all story missions anyway
Um, should not game switch to swim wear when going into pool on the yacht ?
no you can turn it off
I can.
Oooh srent u hard
means I‘m better than you.
Please dont hurt me
just tell me the problem with yours and I‘ll help you fix lol
I just cant sign into psn app ob my phone lol
why bruh
Idk my password or email lmao
💀
gotta fix that
Yup
I have another one
okay I get the belly one
and also Thanks for the pic
Fire
I get a use out of the chino I haven’t used it in months
Shoutout too Bennys
Where is this
Thanks
No problem I do love that piece of artwork..don’t think the ballas have any in their area I know families have the skull with the guns
I hate davis
You chamberlain?
Why hate davis?
Because one shot and I end up getting shot at
give me 30 reasons why
XD yeaaa same in rancho and cypress flats
fuck the vagos, the families, the ballas, the koreans, any idiot trying to mess with my beauty while I‘m minding my own business.
oh and I forgot the chengs
I hate them too
fuck you georgina
Hahaha you know before they took it away we would be able to call up ballas , families, vagos or lost for backup
oh I forgot the lost
fuck them
fuck merryweather too
fuck anyone in this game
they dont even deserve getting killed with my painting
I only use my G36K on people who are worthy
@rare oxide ???
Yeah 😅 maybe I’ll do that one eventually
she is just sleeping because I may have landed heli on her
I was just trying to land for doing Junk Energy Skydive but she was trying to take pic of my heli
:D
easy peazy
This is a photo I found online but I have got that amount before when it was on 4x
if we take a mission = 10mins
and it was on double money…
my calc says 2h 💀
They only took 5 minutes
How

Hello
@leaden dock
me during the Epsilon Missions:

I found that Duke O Death around so I had to steal it
I did the same
havent spent any money on outfits so bought some to look fancy with a mask
@leaden dock does that look like the JB700 you want? I don't know which version it is, i'd have to launch the game for that
Yeah it works
legacy or enhanced? i probably dont have legacy on the pc that account is on
How did you took pic like this ?
I play on enhanced
r* editor
oki when do you want to buy it
Give me 10 mins
my internet is a bit weird rn so hopefully i can get online
What is that car in white and black (3rd one with large grill)
z type
Oh, I need to find one
on my og, when i get cars i always do a full drivetrain upgrade but if i haven't customised it i leave them white
You are not on Legacy Version ?
Nice idea
@stone pollen u going online now?
Ok then i will buy it now
Burns my eyes 🔥 💯
Actually though
So is it shit or no?
I think that outfit with a mask can look good, just not that mask
The mask sticks out like a sore thumb, if you go for more of like a professional robber looking mask then it could go hard
Well I couldn’t find a half gas mask in that shop and thought the green stuff fit
Pretty sure you can still glitch the rebreather onto outfits if you really want to
Nothing special, Just a random milestone
I reached 17 million
Earned 6 million from just daily collectibles, High value bounty target and safe earnings
hell
It's easy daily collectibles give you 600k, bounty target gives you 120k - 128k
And rest can be covered by safe earnings, so 1.5 million a day
Here you go if you want to see how much you can earn from daily collectibles alone
I dont have madrazo nor the rc bandito
also I need time
Isk how ppl manage to save money
Soon as i get enough to buy sumn its bought lol
For madrazo one you just need bail bond business
ah
spending 4m on a business to make 30k a day
great money
Yes, the most profitable business
You will only need to do high value target + madrazo hits + safe (max 100k) approx 25 times* to recover the amount
*value can be lower or higher, depends upon high value target amount + safe earnings (+ if you also do the regular bounties)
the impressive lack of situational awareness
helicopter coming to pick him up, nope
eventually realises all the way after madrazos "hey, maybe i should get in the helicopter that's been chasing me in like forever"
got gta mods working now
beware this guy he is griefer just griefed my full acid sell mission
As long as his griefing methods are within the rules of the game it's totally fine
well i learnt my lesson that extra few money for public lobby is not worth it
never doing sell missions in public anymore
guy kept killing me again and again afterwards for no reason
After u get griefed you can instantly force close the game to not lose ur product then do the sell mission again
if they‘re in the server, report them to the server as a griefer/scammer
Report scammers in: #☝lfg-info message
@hybrid python @lilac crow 4 more trophies to go
Idk which one to go for first though
Let's go unter der bracket durch!
wha
Hm
U cheated u Said u will to it with other plane
15 items you should own in gta5 if youre starting out (they're in no order and what do we think of this list)
it's not just griefers who should have a lagswitch
its public sellers too

@summer ice well yes it pays good but you have to spend insane money 😭
@plain barn
well, I am not so sure if this counts as delivered
whats even this week‘s car
Greenwood
ah okay
I think to not confuse ppl u should say for the virtue u should do the last dose missions and u have to do the 1st dose and I see the acid lab as a perfect candidate for a beginner

New dlc doesnt have anymore content to cover might as well jump on the leaks stuff
Atleast he isnt milking them dry like bossmanftw

TGG, just like any other gta youtuber milks the littlest amount of "info" to make an 8 minute video on it 
Well they need that ad revenue
yet criticizes other youtubers for doing that 
Its like a self aware criticism at this point
I have seen many other ytbers doing it
that doesn't justify being a hypocrite 😭
Yea it doesnt
just tragic to see that's what youtube has become 
youtube is a strange place
its all about making money these days
but hey I can understand it
Cant really blame them. Everyone be doing these
can't blame them if they wouldn't be making an entire video dedicated to criticizing another youtuber doing the same thing 
Yea they have fallen in the same shit
it's the hypocrisy of "oh he's stretching videos to 8 minutes! that's bad but it's okay if i do it!"
i remember when the first gta 6 trailer released, tgg had made 7 videos on it within 1 week, pointed it out in his comment section and he was trying to justify it

Damn xd
I watched like one of his videos from there
„it‘s okay if they do it, but it‘s a problem when I do it“
kinda thing yk?
no i dont know what you mean honestly
gta content pickings so slim everyone makes their vides >8 mins now
e.g. ghilliemaster is now only sustained by two things
what triggered ?
guess
a random started shooting
i present to you the dumbest addition to my k/d ever
I’m guessing that’s slow
From a different site I got this
Good to know
Are you on wifi?
Yep
How wifi has such low speeds ??
I have a work at home mom
Wdym
She works from home
Ohh ohk.. so you have to download the game?
Oh iv already downloaded it again
Ohh then cool... You can play online at this speeds
Only youtuber I can think off the top of my head that actually doesn't milks info is HarmNone, he'll give all the info youll need on the car, then his opinion and itll be up to you if you wanna buy it or not, they're a little indepth sometimes but only if they're like big updates
Bro has some personal contacts with NASA
I started from gta series, then dr.crush then tgg, then harmone and rn only putther for pvp content
Well, I saw some youtuber doing the same thing albeit on an aircraft accident
and YouTube's Do not recommend button hardly works
I am only glad that YouTube in my region is coming up with a feature to start banning videos which are either misleading or AI Slop
-# Autocorrect is drunk again (edited)
wdym
@lilac crow 3 in 1
Well, there is an aircraft crash (not going into details) and some youtubers are like posting videos daily about it left and right, coming up with weird theories
ah okay
Most of the video is about the same thing which they discussed in earlier video but with just an AI slop
Nescafee? And now u Are copying me hmm
Nescafee?
Its like coffe
hä
What is this car ?
Space Docker
you unlock it at Lvl 750 in the Arena War
3 in 1 means thqt tjere Is Milk And sugar in it
oh
Tjere Is even 2in 1
Btw do u have Minecraft
tell this stuff nox, not me
Nox?
on my phone…
Daum, who nox tho
caffeine addicted mod in this server
So u like Beer Got it
I dont drink alcohol
How old u??
I am old enough.
I still dont
So 18 plus? Perfect
why perfect
If u want u Can tell me in yk private
Thats a secret
I dont want to drink alcohol because its a drug and basically poison
But i didnt Ask to Drink there to yk 😭
wdym
Look at dm in 5 s
mf just trying to get in ya pants 
thats big assumptions.
fr like no other way 

Says u?
you're not missing out
soulless did the alien collection jobs in singleplayer which gets you the docker
and you can do the Epsilon mission strand in singleplayer to get the rusty tractor which is Arena 1000 online
i know ppl who have legitimately unlocked the tractor in online which is just next level no life even with shortcuts
and paying for gta+
imagine
actually paying to grind
and calling it good value

1000 for a tractor

not my car
This car is for Exotic Exports Delivery
-# sorry forgot the car's name
They do give some lovely cars to take to the docks
Ocelot C-X75
ballin
i wish you could buy this car
you can
Technical Aqua, Warstock Cache & Carry
Oh shit didn't knew that ty
Which mission is this
The ceo vehicles
Oh i never did those
I did them all in a span of 3 days
in the right order, with the same crew
should‘ve gotten a Criminal Mastermind for it ngl
„Please try again later“
mate just read.
I tried again, this is after 2 hours of waiting
And the 2 hours before that
Another 2 hours before that
Kept trying every few hours, the stupid thing still doesn't work
it happens because you quit / crashed out of gtao and your profile's timestamp doesn't agree with online
either wait, which is presumably what you've done, at a point the game will realise this and redownload the profile
or delete your local profile, an easy google
Well, the R* Support doesn't even read what is written before replying
Told me to ensure that the game is updated, like wtf It's GTA Online
This was all during Live Chat or whatever that option is called as and even after that Kevin took 16 minutes to read 3 conversations in which I mentioned what is the issue which I am facing 
@hybrid python at least mr faber x4
Want to finish that career progress for it?
bruh, all i did was alt tab to discord
they killed the buyer but i got the thing done
Niceee
I don't get it
all my awards were reset despite having done the missions
💀
also the fact that owning either the heli or weed shop is meant to give you the award
as it got reset i cant get that award now as there's no way to rebuy them
So time for for R* support?
can I get a #🏎┃vehicle-flex of your terminus? 🥲
in a minute
when daytime hits
alrighty
yeah i just submitted a ticket
does anyone know how i unlocked this
you completed the agency missions
you can get the weed livery for the micro smg by doing short trips
oh ok cool
(too late now i guess since short trips will be ded from tmrw)
wdym
oh ok i thought you meant they were getting removed
Depends on when I go back to gta. I only played it for about 2 minutes last week
well
launched from bottom of the hill only to get stuck on this wood pole
also just clearing some cops
@summer ice "not a gamer" 
TLOU 
i even did part ii
Is this that cheval ute
@still hatch
Bruh 😂
RIGHT?
Its the ute
Damn it's smexy
That mother clean
white and black evo x 
How the fuck
how can someone survive without atleast 6 digits in their account?
Why can't I start it?
Have you scoped the vault?
If you have, this is a bug that occurs sometimes. Just leave and go back into the arcade
I did the heist this morning, they have no money left sorry
Thanks, this fixed it!
like below 1m
everytime I‘m below 1m I feel like I am broke 😭
Sometimes you need c4 and buying a stack isn’t cheap
And buying the weed farm set me back a bit
according to friken
you shall always spend so much that 2/3 of your money is left
And I also want to move my gun runner area as iv learned that upgrades don’t move over so once I get good amount of money I’m going to be broke again
pain
you‘re doing cayo right?
Nope
Maybe I should so I can get my own sub
Why these icons red caution
max heat
Aren't trials 2x this week? Still they sent 253k only
Is this the HSW time trial? If so, then it’s possible that there’s only double money on the standard one
that would suck tho
That's an HSW one right
Only regular ones are iirc
Yeah prolly that
Oh well
i thout easy 500k tho had me sad
Sad times 
Bruh bike trials are also not 2x
Remember to save your left clicks guys! Pause after taking 2 bars does the trick
Does this actually work
On consoles
yeah works anywhere
Cool
Save 40 secs using this trick
Ew car wash
wouldnt setting this up prior to starting the mission be better?
yeah that works too
acid cycle works nicer
it probably took more time to set it up than you‘re going to save 😭
So after nearly two unyielding years immersed in the ruthless grind of the Career Progress category in GTA Online, I've finally completed 𝟯𝟬 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 areas.
This wasn’t a quick dash – it was a marathon. Hundreds of hours, endless persistence, so much suffering, and enough missions to make both of my controllers cry.
From frustrating missions to game-breaking lobbies, adversity served merely as a proving ground for unbreakable resolve – and today, I wear this outfit as a symbol of discipline, endurance, and never giving up.
It’s not just about clothing – it’s proof.
It’s not just about nostalgia – it’s validation.
This is for the real grinders – the ones who don’t skip the grind.
And now, CJ is finally home. 🏡🙌🏾
oki
are you going for the full 100% or just 30
Going for 100% (34/34).
if you ever need someone to grind them with lmk im going for the 100% too 
Sure, how many have you already completed?
25, got Niko's outfit a couple of hours ago
Nice!

welp
I managed to capture my best screenshot till now
Vehicle in image:- Pegassi Toreador
cinematic mode
yep
stock in game pic, no edits
there is one more, but I forgot to Turn off the Radar
Audi driver core
Drift Tune Jester RR
The bravado Hellhound would be such a heat vehicle to add for the last DLC of GTA V
this is my two-handed mapping that i use on all gtao pc's
red = weapon related
yellow - movement related
orange = view / etc related
pink = other interation related
green = misc
most of it is the stock mapping
hi would anyone like to do cayo perico heist with me can get it done fast and easy with a good cut.
love it when this happens
Or just blow up the van and collect them lol
not rich either
How do u even get into this position lol
Never tried it does it work?
Bugged through the bridge
Damn
Got in more money
what's this vehicle ?
Ubermacht cypher
someone tell me what the hell Rockstar thought modeling the Nightshark like this
Deserved for putting window plates on it

🤣🤣
y u have plates
becasue it's stoopid for both pvp and pve
especially for pvp
but also in pve
so many missions failed when some idiot in a nightshark drives into the aimbottier enemies
because I wanna eat

because I want protection from bullets ofc
what i said above
so many times i've been called a modder for shooting someone out of their plated nightshark
if we ignore all the times I killed Nightshark drivers with the Assault Shotgun, those things are bulletproof as hell
and it's no protection against the aimbot class enemies
and against non aimbot enemies you'd probably have been fine in a high window'd car anyway
The plates protect u lmao
I bought the plates because it looks good mate

it looks better with than without
it looks like a postbox with
I fully plated that thing, everywhere
Nightshark looks good when armored
also who gave a lvl 50 a widowmaker
and why do low lvls always look like they got billions on their bank
gun van ofc
mebbe they already know about the chicken heist meta
50 is also not an insanely low level to already be doing cayo
I did cayo on lvl 30
so y r u asking
and that guy was using a taxi.
smh
like WHO uses a taxi, without the quick travel feature?
it's cool not to use the metas
like one time i ran into a group of three griefing in a caracara, working their way thru the lobby
i was amazed they lasted as long as they did, and when they got rekt it was orbs from a coward
Eh
was just browsing around blaine county when I found this beauty just parking outside a motel
It doesn't show as exotic export, just there, but I can't do anything with it besides just driving around...
possibly someone else's ee
other possibilities include persistent car from a session you left
or its someone elses Exotic Export maybe
who? I'm playing on invite only lobby
on a new broke character, I never owned such car
it's a customized T20, most probably an exotic export, but I haven't visited LSCM yet, so maybe it spaws but my character can't deliver it?
this is exotic exports 1st car on the list
you may have not purchased the auto shop or have completed an auto shop contract that's why it is not showing as an exotic export for you
it's the same car which I got bugged in
I had an exotic imports t20 too today
probably the list is same for everyone
This morning I couldn’t get hard mode for like the 3rd or 4th time.Trying to figure it out.So I just got another message.And waited a little longer.But before 48mins or 24 game hours & still no hard mode?
Bro made mac and cheese but doesn’t share.
Have to buy it in a 48 min time frame from when Pavel messages you, otherwise it will become normal
I have that’s why I don’t understand & took the picture.I have tried it right after message.And waited longer.But nothing worked.I posted this on discussion last night & went through the same conversation & no resolution.
odd
I know.When it showed in the past I didn’t do it.Now that I’m ready.I can’t get it.
thats red caviar
Remember when for some reason our cars could go quicker than a Veyron
thats even mph 💀
thats 0.5 MACH 💀
My crown Vic is faster then a current dodge cruiser
305mph is almost as fast as the Bugatti SS 300+ 💀
Not fast enough
dude my highest topspeed so far was 295mph
in story mode with the special ability + brake boosting
Peasant numbers
My top speed according to Rockstar
In a kuruma?
Hi pickle
how tf did you do that on a kuruma??? glitching?
I don't fuckin know how
Ask Rockstar Games and Rockstar North
Brake Boosting is easy on the Kuruma I think
yeah but it's a temporary thing, I don't think you can limitlessly increase speed more and more beyond certain capability
279 mph is too high for a car like kuruma
nope
I pushed the Tailgater beyond 200MPH too
which tops out at 120mph
I never managed to get enough road to drive that fast... where in the map you do that???
I can't brake boost
I don't even know how...
Same
I found the road through La Mesa past the Garmentfactory a pretty good road to brakeboost
Because it makes the car worse
Removes almost every way for you to fight only to maybe get shot out of the car slightly less often
It's 2025
400k isn't a huge amount for a low level anymore
yeah but WHY would they spend that money on a gun which is probably even worse than the Minigun 😭
Because they're silly
You're right, widowmaker is overrated asf
I love it when I'm in a jet and they try to shoot me down with a widowmaker, yes PLEASE give me a huge laser beam that shows me your exact location
💀🙏
When I shoot down a jet I always make sure to be far enough, and to either use my explo sniper or my chernobog
that's supposed to be caviar
very sus caviar
it's not just about the length of road
it's also about how many boostable bumps it has
e.g. you ain't boosting much on the out-of-city highway beyond kerbs and concrete barriers since few bumps if any
the route to the airport from the highway next to the casino is a good one, there's some boosts on the highway itself but plenty more as you get into the city
the road souless mentions is also good but it has a fair number of bumps that can actually upset the car so you have to be ready to air control the car to point it the right way
why sus?
caviar doesn't last as long as he says
he prolly has it sent from russia wthout telling us
what pavel is supposed to be eating is salmon ikra
He's "the caviar in the tin"
i use it somewhat sparingly in sushi
not because it's expensive but because if you ate it like pavel your mouth would pucker
also, on the matter of boosts:
i was somewhat salty because after i did multiple stunt jumps with it i only got 60k for that car during 2x when i was getting 70-75 before it
the elastic in the underwear 😭🙏
the grease in the cogwheel...
The poop in the butt
Raiju Activities
flying at 300km/h with an open cockpit
We're just a pink rectangle ig
Only happens with that outfit lol
Stealing the pink rectangle with Tyson Mike
I think u have 48mins time to get hard mode
it was meant to be tupac lol 
Twopack Shacker
Tupac Strickler
I thought they removed these kinds of mods 🤔
Nah only the fun mods or mods that give you money
no - and it's the only known way they can crash lobbies that way as well (spawn a bazillion objects) in enhanced, thankfully
for now
The really absurd stuff like modkicking and instantly crashing your game seems to be gone, it hasn't happened to me yet on enhanced
yeah again for now modders have pretty limited options
i fully expect it to get spicier
but i'm out of that now
me and my compadres are not wasting our efforts with V online
trolololobite probably
Save for kosatka
no clip

uhm… excuse me Rockstar… what the fuck?
W 
WHY
R* is trying to be funny
there were no players 😭
it blew itself up
some Doofenschmirtz stuff
you can even see it despawning on the map right before it selfdestructs
No I didnt get shot at
no it wasnt, thats the worst thing 😭
it blew itself up, even mors mutual shows it like that
parking master
self-destruction
and why are there so many helis?
Happens a lot don't kno why
Sir the wheels on the car are supposed to be on the ground...
After the explosion the car flipped over onto its wheels
Nevva try to grief my acid sell mission. I was able to sell of before i gave him a reality check😁
after witnessing THIS, the only reality checks I‘m giving are with the R2K 💀
Cars arent supposed to explode...
How does one miss a open goal💔
wdym
The mk2. Was right behind you. Didn’t even need to lock on.
hitting me with the rocket would probably just kill him instead of me
After 4 years of tryna figure out how to arcade me and my boy finally found it after no sleep at 4:36am
Yo any other PS5 grinders?
Hey @hallow steppe, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#☝lfg-info
do we have this livery in the game?
😭🙏
Just another day of the LSPD taking donations from the citizens
can you tell her that she should go fuck herself and stop texting michael whenever I switch to him…?
Nope she’s a donor to the LSPD
Can't we kill her so that text could stop briefly ?
Since I don't want to run in the desert
no you cant
you have to 😭🙏
maybe you‘ll come across the „Duel“ random event
Been a while since last time i saw purple and green gang.💔 Brings back memories from 2020.
There are always a couple of them in Public session when I log in
Not in ps4 lobbies💔
mostly killing or chasing each other
Oh, I encounter them almost every time on PC
Crazy
Could be, but I don't play in Public sessions and switch to invite only/friends after loading in
i was there at the time you still could surprise ppl spilling out of a van
meeeeemoreeeeees

it was quite fun to farm them 😅
If I‘m lucky it‘ll detach
Bringe die güter zun reserve-übergabeort!
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It happened again.I don’t know what to do?I go right after text & notification from Pavel.And I go back repeatedly before 48 minutes is up.Every time it doesn’t show hard mode as an option.Should I message Rockstar??I don’t know how to fix it.
So ill explain how this works
When you finish the cayo perico heist, you'll have a cooldown. Solo this cooldown is 2 hours and 24 minutes and 2+ players itll be 48 minutes. The cooldown goes down even when youre offline, if you are offline for like 7 hours the text will still be sent to you when you hop back on but the hardmode window has already passed by then
Basically 2 hours and 24 minutes, or 48 minutes (depends with how many players youve done it) after finishing the heist youll have to pay the setup fee within 48 minutes
Oh okay that’s what it is then.I didn’t know the time is counting offline.Thanks now I know why
this how you can earn 1.1 million approx. without doing heists or sale missions
Do note:- Highlighted activities may payout more
a day?
Idk why anyone would do this over one cayo that can be done in 30mins
But good to know if I wanted to make someone busy
unless
I dare u to do a front flip with a heli
hmmm
kaboom
Yes kriko
Kaboom
i mean if i did it from gtao's cloud ceiling maybe
it would be one giant "flip" tho
tactically kinca pointless too since the hitbox is slightly under the heli
Under a bridge
My first ever photo of car after 3 years or sum.
Wht else am i supposed to do
I‘d love to send you a pic but I wont go down to my ps4 now
yk about the share button…?
Ye
use it
what's this event ?
four people got out of the police van
two from front where like this and they don't even reacted when I was having wanted level
and two exited from the back who then just walk away
Packie!
it was not marked on the map
its still packie
also I have rescued Packie already
nothing changes, it’s still packie
damn, so he just walks away like nothing
well yes
„time‘s over, no one takes the bait, you can get out now“
and these cops starts behaving like regular NPC's
man idk, but it‘s still packie for some reason
like running away when I shot him
seems like GTA Online is trying to break itself apart
also I bought the Hydra (yes it costed $2.3 million)
and here is a pic of it going into it's hangar
Anyone need help in gta?
1.8m
and there it is I won this week podium car
after getting snacks three times in a row
unfortunately full price for me as I have not unlocked the Trade price yet
ohh
wait how much is that thing? 💀
$3.9 million (not trade price) after trade price $3 million
2.8m…3.9m
1.8m… 3m…
something doesnt seem right here
60% of 3.9m is 2.3m
yes, $2.3 m, i forgot to check the price which I bought it at :/
so I saved $1.6 million
I saved… 900k from actual price
because I bought it for 3m
tf kind of money do they have in LS
i had the same problem
blue dot flashing on the map and suddenly these cops got out
Yeah, they don't react to you even if you shot them and they will start behaving like normal NPC after getting out of the van
yeah it will always be packie-less in a solo lobby even of the van spawns
i gave up on it since packie always seems to spawn at the worst time
while i'm doing something else freemode, in a meet with others, while i'm in a solo, etc etc
can someone translate?
Wobil wiggil wobbil wiggil wobbil woggle ahhuHhhhhh🗣️
WoaaaaaaaHhhhhahhh🌝💯
on what 💀
Idk i got every business and building and 10 cars
Idk what i spent it on i dont remember
Yeah. They "removed" the random event to rescue Packie to use him as heist crew.
The event will still spawn for some reason but once you get close the games realizes it shouldn't be there so the event just cancels
how so
Google translate says "I'm going to drown life". I doubt that is what it means though
wdym
@wary elm 
Fella tried to grief my nightclub sell mission with scramjet. Ended up killing him 13 times and didn’t success in destroying my hoods btw😊😊.
I managed to park my car with wheels turned
don't know how it happened but It looks realistic
Does anyone require help in GTA?
scamjet
she wears short skirts, I wear sneakers
she‘s cheer captain and I‘m on the bleachers
The IAA..true enemies of democracy.
i keep getting this message and then my faber money disappears.
how so
they gave me 500 k
I just realized this
Transaction error usually accure when ur trying to do the same thing over and over again and u get the money from that thing too fast , for example ; if u do money laundering work and u take the money from the dafflebag while the mission complete still on ur screen ull get this error , i hope it helps
Edit: try do for example a mr faber work , then go buy a soda for 1$ or buy ammo or take money from some buisness safe , or even kill ur self (u lose 500$) and it should fix that
Uss
get the 100% role mate
it looks better than PC
How to get that!?
request in #📁〢support/report
i prefer weird box next to my name
even if i had bothered to do 100%
-# which i have not ofc
It's okay if they didn't eat anything










