📸┃gta-media

[open jacinth]

modder made me a dog lmao

[winter yarrow]

Is that husky?

[cursive moss]

No, it's obviously a chihuahua

[graceful steeple]

No it’s obviously a kaine

[winter yarrow]

Kanye west

[zinc oasis]

Nah man you all wrong its ohio dawg

[dawn topaz]

You mean him?

[dawn topaz]

What car is that

[dawn topaz]

@dreamy owl

Brickade custom maybe?

[dreamy owl]

That would be sick

[hazy mica]

Looks like a brickade, could be R* introducing customisation to some old Pegasus rides

[white topaz]

It’s definitely a brickade

[dawn topaz]

Like this:

[hazy mica]

Merge Cpt Jack n Casino valet ^

[dawn topaz]

YUP

[spring falcon]

guys waht is tish - i cant Lode the game - it give me Nonsense eror like we cant find you Cloud save OR rockstar server is not Available at tish time - HELP PLSS.

[azure sedge]

i had this same shit happen to me and i couldnt play for months
i thought i got banned fr
then after months and months one day randomly shit worked for me

[spring falcon]

oh F

waht shoda i do now?

[azure sedge]

literlly 50 plus emails to rockstar customer service
they just repeated the same shit in every other email to me

[azure sedge]

i just did a lotta shit that youtuber and google suggested me tbh

look these issues up there are many people who made vids about it on youtube

[spring falcon]

soooooo im fuckd now?

[dawn topaz]

Wait is this real

[lapis fulcrum]

yes

[dawn topaz]

CUH

Ok it is true holy shit

[cursive moss]

Ew

[spring falcon]

im good🥲 🥲 🥲

[open jacinth]

i just changed to mobile data or go to another network when this happened ,solved it half the time , the other half well you could......try another game

[twin moss]

A Special Bricade

The fat guy on the right is Dax

And i hope i can cap the wrestler. Already annoying me

[dawn topaz]

Because its a damn woma-

[twin moss]

No because the character sucks, like the uzi blondie though

[inner swan]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news

[open jacinth]

Bruh my guy stay on that god mode van and I still clapped him

[hazy mica]

Typical griefer virgin lol

Good on you for clapping his cheeks

[inner swan]

“Faze” haha

[hazy mica]

He's about as much FaZe as I am a ballerina

[inner swan]

Lol

[spring falcon]

i tinke the gta server in Netherlands are broken Right now - because i cant lod into gta online without a vpn - but it s load the online easily after i turn on my vpn (French server)

[open jacinth]

He started sending 5-5 lol

[open jacinth]

Probably some 12 year old hacked the whole Netherlands server

[hazy mica]

Cause he got pissed that you actually dared to kill him back lol 😂 griefer mindset - I have all the rights to kill you, but you try n kill me back I go into a meltdown and call my mom on you

[open jacinth]

Bruh Ik but at the end he manage to kill me using a mugger we ended up 5-5 all he’s kills on god mode van like bruh no skill needed

[hazy mica]

Applies for both 14 and 40 year olds lol

[open jacinth]

Also 3 of those kills were with mugger help

[hazy mica]

Bet he gets bullied by girls in school for his square glasses, beaver teeth and pimples 😂😂

[open jacinth]

Bruh Ik botta hit him in the head

[hazy mica]

How to cause a griefer to go into white hot meltdown - up n Atomizer + taser + baseball bat

Griefer "why you bullying me?" "Please don't, I got family"

[open jacinth]

Ik bruh I was gonna try that but whenever I killed him he would teleport of go offradar

[hazy mica]

Hide in RC car, make him waste his time

If you go PvP against bozos like that in ghost orgs/off radar it's worth the 1.5m

[open jacinth]

Ik

[open jacinth]

Nice Heli

[open jacinth]

NEW helicopter leak for the dlc update

[hazy mica]

Dinghy MK2

Includes a hover option and rockets lol

[dawn topaz]

im suffering.

[inner swan]

Lol

[lapis fulcrum]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

Looking like my dog

[lapis fulcrum]

this the baby

[ashen needle]

That's hot af 👀

[open jacinth]

🤨🤨🤨

[lapis fulcrum]

ew

[ashen needle]

Oh and the screaming "Dada" every second

[lapis fulcrum]

nah Lady D is hot 😩

[open jacinth]

So you would make out with my dog ayo

[gusty crypt]

its a baby 💀

[open jacinth]

I agree

[twin moss]

The most modded character in the gaming history

[ashen needle]

💀 she cute af when shes older

In the dlc 😂

[lapis fulcrum]

look at her 😩

[open jacinth]

Creamy

[gusty crypt]

[ashen needle]

Hell nah another damn e-girl server person

[open jacinth]

Who

[gusty crypt]

bro its for the emojis mannn

[open jacinth]

Bro is so down bad

[inner swan]

Right some of them r cool asf

[twin moss]

Well she is a vampire so old is part of it

[gusty crypt]

Right, the people who are active in the server arent tho

[inner swan]

Ikr

[lapis fulcrum]

this is dom @dawn topaz

[ashen needle]

Parachuting guy for franklin

[lapis fulcrum]

he dies in story mode

[dawn topaz]

or maybe it was a DOUBLE?

[ashen needle]

He jumped off the bridge near land act reservoir

[lapis fulcrum]

but he’s alive in online

yeah i saw that

so i’m confused as to how he’s alive in online and dead in story mode

[bleak mango]

!!!

[marsh pecan]

@ashen needle

[ashen needle]

😭😭 how did u manage that

[marsh pecan]

idek i got on the bike and it would just lay like that everytime, and the jeep just wouldn't start

[spring falcon]

Probably

[open jacinth]

Lmao image

My face when 3 dudes named IIIIIIIIIII start a stand ur ground

[spring falcon]

Shit

[spring falcon]

You mane my profile picture?

[lapis fulcrum]

this car will work lol

@marsh pecan

[marsh pecan]

yes, you can hang off the side of the rosevelt, very good suggestion. i was thinking of it, but couldn't remember the name off the dome

[dawn topaz]

Oh this is a nice one

looks pretty classy, and has a cool function with the sides

[uncut crag]

almost 40m and by the time the dlc comes out ill have 50 ig. its enough right?

[inner swan]

Bit sus

[uncut crag]

Any mf can if they don't spend unnecessarily

[inner swan]

Ew

[bleak mango]

[bleak mango]

@marsh pecan

[open jacinth]

Best purchase 2022

[inner swan]

Lol

[open jacinth]

Brokie

[unreal basalt]

strange things are afoot at el rubios today

[uncut crag]

[uncut crag]

Stranger things

[marsh pecan]

indeed they are

[marsh pecan]

shark card dealer

[hazy mica]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

ty

[hazy mica]

You're welcome

[cyan peak]

Quite a lot of boring discounts

[inner swan]

Ikr

[open jacinth]

How many servers you in

[inner swan]

Loads but only active in the top lot
1 is my own private one
Maybe 10 active ones

[loud wave]

Guys I have an issue and I don’t know the fix!

So basically whenever I go into my weapon wheel I can’t select weapons or it’ll spazz out and only hover over certain weapons very briefly. Also, whenever I go into computers there’s a high chance that the cursor will be stuck and won’t move. When I go into the phone the cursor will be in a weird spot, it’ll work but every time I do a input (X or circle) it’ll return to that weird spot instead of staying where it was.

[lapis needle]

wtf is tracy doin in online?

[loud wave]

For an example; whenever I go into the Master Control Terminal I won’t be able to move the cursor but I can still scroll with my left joystick

[unreal basalt]

unplug

[meager socket]

@crude gust

[crude gust]

@meager socket

[boreal granite]

What do you mean?

[unreal basalt]

lol randos

[strange lintel]

fellow revolver glitch enjoyer

[carmine ore]

Nice shot👍

[boreal granite]

The reason PC will never get Next Gen updates

[white topaz]

👍

For the best

i guess

[boreal granite]

Lol

[lapis fulcrum]

never in my entire existence of playing gta online i’ve never had a problem with dave

[unreal basalt]

ive not had a successful heist yet today

[unreal basalt]

shushit

[halcyon valley]

Quick question guys, how do I find the lfg channel?

[inner swan]

Its under looking for group on the side

[modest cloak]

have you played story mode at all

[boreal granite]

Which heist? Cayo? Diamond?

[inner swan]

[twin moss]

why cant we have this in GTA?

[wide heath]

Low grip tires

U can use that

[lapis needle]

ye and i beat it i know she was supposed to make an appearance on fame or shame but i didn't know that would be in gta online

[twin moss]

Whats this?

Well you know trailers. Sometimes they are just demos

[eternal plover]

i can maybe look up once i get time

[inner swan]

Meth?
When it says counterfeit cash😂💀💀

0

[manic wind]

are you ok?

[craggy coral]

imagine landing that dorito plane

both are a nightmare

Don’t really understand their existence but alright

yeah me and my friend had a blast with that volatol doomsday mission

i almost became a muslim bomber because of that mission

how’d u do the volatol mission?

we had to use insurgents and take out those turrets from the ground

volatol turrets couldn’t move for some reason,idk if its a glitch or some but neither i nor my friend could

idk

is that really a thing?

[inner swan]

No it’s really not

[craggy coral]

Serbia

[manic wind]

🤮

[craggy coral]

not really

[craggy coral]

:(

this conversation is becoming increasingly controversial and political

lets start😈 lol

[manic wind]

kosovo is a legitimate state

who?

[dawn topaz]

Arcade underground if im sure

[manic wind]

you are a degenerate

[inner swan]

Haha

[manic wind]

i know its not you

still a degenerate

thank god no

[craggy coral]

what

[manic wind]

please go take a shower

[craggy coral]

yeah ik what u mean

that was in august

[twin moss]

dude wtf I bombed every sam

going for a Favela shootout in 171, brb

oh btw

how come they have better shit? xD

[inner swan]

Games this?

[craggy coral]

idk turret wasn’t workin for me

[twin moss]

171

[craggy coral]

couldn’t move it if it was supposed to be versatile at all lol

[inner swan]

Never heard of it
Pc only?

[twin moss]

you dont use the turrets, they are fucked in the mission, only carpet bombing

[twin moss]

yes, steam, still an alpha though, I was one of those who supported by paying even for the alpha

[inner swan]

Nice

[twin moss]

it is done in a Brasilian Favela

[craggy coral]

what time is the game set in?

[twin moss]

btw The Professional did a review, the guys sent him a copy

[twin moss]

today

[craggy coral]

oh well it’s easier with the insurgents anyways

[twin moss]

still a LOOOONG way to go with the game, I mean, it is in Alpha stage. but I see a serious potential, much more real (apart from the glitches)

the bike video I sent earlier is in game

brb

[craggy coral]

why does driving feel so clunky

[twin moss]

again, alpha, and they tried to make small cars look real. suspensions are more visible

but mainly alpha xD

[inner swan]

@open jacinth

[rain pasture]

did not mean to do that

[quiet ruin]

Reminds me of shooting the tank of Gustavo's blow torch in Paleto score 💀💀💀

[terse barn]

Lads is 22 million enough for the new dlc

[rotund hatch]

Probably

[open jacinth]

Plenty

[swift magnet]

There's a new dlc?

Will there be cool stuff or just filler content

[open jacinth]

@bleak mango

[inner swan]

Hiding under a rock lol?

[bleak mango]

removed has in it used to be in free roam, which was basically what i was talking about

[open jacinth]

Go look at ur stats and the kills will say instanced@bleak mango

[bleak mango]

i ain’t gonna do that goofy shit right now

[open jacinth]

Removed same time they nerf mk2

[bleak mango]

didn’t they nerf that a few times

[open jacinth]

Not the missiles just the spawn delay

Been nerfed twice, 1st time was making it 4mins to request

[open jacinth]

Freemode kd is removed, only modes/missions work

[twin moss]

Didnt stop kd griefers thpugh, made them angrier

[open jacinth]

Guys did anyone has the problem like this? I can't get in to gta online even has restart the computer

[open jacinth]

Btw the internet connection is good too

[inner swan]

Pc problems

[hazy mica]

So the Brickade will be the mobile acid lab, interesting

Also a new HSW Koenigsegg

[twin moss]

Only once in a while. I make sure i load into story first. Then io

[twin moss]

Not a breaking bad ripoff at all

[hazy mica]

Definitely not

I'm interested with the new 50 vehicle slots, whether it includes cars, hangar, Pegassus? Wonder how it'll be

[twin moss]

What 50 v slots?

[hazy mica]

Read the first screenshot

[twin moss]

First time i hear. I mean the lab is mobile

So maybe the fixed lab has garages

[hazy mica]

Bet that people who got a brickade already will hav to buy a new one lol, no upgrade available to special variant

[twin moss]

We have that a lot

[hazy mica]

R* being R*

But can't blame them for taking care of old Pegassus stuff, they do he looking back at some content that's good

[twin moss]

How did they took care? For me fixing smugglers might have been the best

[hazy mica]

It's a start

[twin moss]

I do the missions for fun, as the profit is horrid

[hazy mica]

Invest a little to test what community thinks, they like it invest more

Hell maybe they'll look at refreshing some MC stuff too? Who knows?

[twin moss]

I would actually level the profits, this would be an incentive to try different things. Also increase payouts by allowing us to chose the difficulty

[hazy mica]

Difficulty could be interesting, space for many things here

[twin moss]

Like want slow and easy? Sure. Quick and painful? Sure

Options are the key

[hazy mica]

Slow and easy? Standard profit. Speed things up? +25% Death wish? +50%

[twin moss]

And fill the game with achievements

[hazy mica]

This

[twin moss]

Tie the challenge to the player type

[hazy mica]

I mean we do get the 100RP 400RP and so on banners but that's bs most people don't know what it means. Proper Xbox/PS/Steam achievements is what we need

I'm certain the PlayStation guys would jump at the chance to score themselves a new plat or two

[ashen needle]

Hm?

[hazy mica]

Was talking with Old man Giga about how properly done achievement and difficulty system could benefit the game

[ashen needle]

Lol

[hazy mica]

And that PlayStation dudes would get a hard on for new plat

[open jacinth]

Glad to hear that, so i was wondering about the server for a sec

[open jacinth]

Well thanks the info bro, i will try that too, hope it's gonna fine

[hazy mica]

Plot twist you only bought online

[ashen needle]

Im trying to rob him rn tbh

[open jacinth]

what does tbh stand for?

[hazy mica]

@ashen needle the weed field look shack

[hazy mica]

To be honest

[open jacinth]

ok

[ashen needle]

Got coke at air strip

[hazy mica]

What about cafe on Airstrip?

[ashen needle]

Checking

Rip its cash

[hazy mica]

L cash

90K/stack

[ashen needle]

Going compound then main dock after

Got a coke at main dock also

Gonna die and restart bc i got caught 💀

[hazy mica]

Sheesh

I'm doing my finale now

[half juniper]

is the panther statue still in heist ?

[inner swan]

No

[half juniper]

fucking bitch

[steep nexus]

CMM

[shrewd furnace]

yep

[twin moss]

Dude do longfin a d secondaries FIRST

[ashen needle]

I did 🤓

[uncut crag]

i dont have friends so this is impossible for me to do

[finite verge]

Another achievement that I didn't need but got anyways

[finite verge]

And proud of it 🤜🤛

[unreal basalt]

rockstar was tardy for the party

[harsh mauve]

What job is that?

[flint bear]

Cmm

[ashen needle]

Nice man

[cyan peak]

#🏆┃gta-crew-promotions this channel isnt the place to advertise your crew

[sand raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956618713736548417/1051062023368233001/-8976359361366498065.mp4

bruh

[open jacinth]

ayo

[hazy mica]

Only 6.38%? Are Xbox players really that afraid of spending?

[hoary pike]

Bro got humped to death

[sand raven]

that 8 mil on vehicles that were part of the heists update dlc

so the never cars that came out in the past two years don't count and that's what people usually go for

[hazy mica]

Ah well, some players still seem cheap lol

I didn't even know I was getting that achievement I was just getting what I wanted

[warm mesa]

I had bearer bonds and we got it for a total of 2.1 mil then this happened

[hazy mica]

@open jacinth twice in a day lol love the easy sale 2.1m

[white topaz]

Lmao only vehicles that came in with the og heists update and alot of people go for newer ones instead of those

[hazy mica]

I was surprised cause I was just going for shit I liked, at random, didn't know there was an achievement lol

That's why

[white topaz]

lol same

[hazy mica]

Bought the Savage and boom rare achievement

[uncut crag]

lets do this

done

[white topaz]

[uncut crag]

lets do this

done

what have i done...

[white topaz]

[uncut crag]

[misty ridge]

[inner swan]

Theres easier ones in games i have that r a lower %

[sand raven]

bro why are you scared of spending a little bit of money

[marsh pecan]

@full spindle

ur new pfp

ur welcome, thank me later

[full spindle]

ok this one kinda fire tho

[uncut crag]

I woke up with 50m today and now I'm 27

[terse barn]

I have 50 million after dlc I plan to have 20

[uncut crag]

I was saving up for the dlc too but i just couldn't wait

[open jacinth]

Ong this fire

💀 👩 ❗️ 💥 🔫

[white topaz]

It do be like that

[wispy blaze]

That one is the best of all my Cayo Percio Hesit

[open jacinth]

Nice

[gusty crypt]

bro wth did you buy 💀

[uncut crag]

penthouse, facility, hanger, pyro, vigilante, akuma, progen pr4. now im 9m

maxed all these too.

[twin moss]

Couldnt you wait a few days lol?

[eternal plover]

i have an arcade and kosatka and rest i spent on garage and cars lol

im thinking of doing cmm and dd

[eternal plover]

and i had an apartment and ceo office for free

[vapid narwhal]

I need a friend that will help me play my casino heist and its gonna be 30 %-35 % anyone interested

[queen wave]

Mf thought he was slick

[wanton vapor]

All i saw is u were running for ur lyf from a mk2 who didn't even shot a single missile in this 1:20 min vid

[inner swan]

Lol

[ashen needle]

This

[swift magnet]

I don't remember what this is

[inner swan]

Its a sniper

[swift magnet]

Got it, thanks

[hollow belfry]

Sharing is caring!

[misty ridge]

why were u moaning at the end there

snipegasm

[swift magnet]

I will be 100% honest with you

I have literally no idea how you think that was a moan and I judge you

[open jacinth]

he got a little too excited

[misty ridge]

i mean if u put that bit of audio somewhere in a porn vid, it would fit right in

[swift magnet]

I don't remember what this is

[sand raven]

bro this is one of the worst cayos i've seen

[wispy blaze]

why?

[inner swan]

Mines is like 8:29

[sand raven]

i do the finale in like 5 mins and get 1.9 mill as the host

[wispy blaze]

if i get the pink diamond, then i can do it to 1,9 mill too

[sand raven]

but with whatever target i get i always get 1.8-1.9 mil

[wispy blaze]

okay, im happy with 1,5 mill

or what i get

[sand raven]

you can get more by running it with one other person. If you give herself 85% and fill both of your bags with the best loot you'll make the most money from that heist

[wispy blaze]

i have 0 friends who is playing gta

and i dont want to do it with randoms

[sand raven]

so you joined this server for TGG and not lfg? cringe

[wispy blaze]

idk why i joined, im just here

why not

[serene socket]

Real tbh

[silver elbow]

Ik no one fkn asked but idfc xD i just joined so i wouldnt have 2 b playin gta alone xD

[sand raven]

yeah me too

I also knew that the people that would join arent greifers/scammers

[silver elbow]

Ye

[open jacinth]

@simple adder is a scammer so dont trust the mf

@haughty frost

[haughty frost]

💀💀💀

[little nest]

💀💀💀

[severe grove]

@open jacinth did you report him?

[unreal basalt]

💀

i thought i reset by accident shooo everythings its still there

wait gta discussions missing

[inner swan]

Na still there

[unreal basalt]

thanks im airhead sometimes

[inner swan]

No worries lol

[mossy wigeon]

@open jacinth

[inner swan]

Lol

[inner swan]

Lol

[mossy wigeon]

alright y'all were right the dre missions are worth it

[buoyant charm]

Finally, now you guys can post stuff again

[inner swan]

Dk if anyone seen this but

[sturdy osprey]

woah

have you seen anything on legendary?

[inner swan]

Not pics no

[inner swan]

A taxi? On warstock lol

[lapis fulcrum]

yep

[lapis fulcrum]

nice

[white topaz]

They haven’t been released?

Im pretty sure they’re dripfeed

[inner swan]

No but thought id post it anyway

[shy drift]

Bruh is that the mini coop v2 😭

[inner swan]

Issi rally
Its in the SUV section 💀💀

[shy drift]

I know but it looks like a mini coop lmfao

[inner swan]

Ikr lol

[open jacinth]

The perfect environment for tryhards

[open jacinth]

all look ass except the trucks 😍

[lapis fulcrum]

there are it’s a bit fun

[mint lichen]

if anyone was wondering, here is some info

selling a full non upgraded acid lab will net you 237k

The upgrade for the acid lab cost 250k and It will only unlock after doing 10 DAX missions

after that selling a full acid lab will get you 335k

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[white topaz]

Which one is that

Its the shittiest 1940s thing isn’t it

Istg

[white topaz]

Bruh just 335

[mint lichen]

yeah its bad

[white topaz]

i imagine it fills faster tho?

[mint lichen]

Imma try to test how fast does it take to fill it up with the upgrade maybe its fast

[white topaz]

It also said value will increase with the equipment upgrade

[mint lichen]

lol 335k is with the upgrade

non upgrade its 237k XD

[white topaz]

BRO

WHAT

💀

Thats ass

Tf

[mint lichen]

yeah that was my reaction after waiting 10 hours to get it

[white topaz]

And 10 hours for that

💀💀

if it filled up in like 1-2 hours it’d be understandable

[mint lichen]

well non upgraded Ill say it filled up in like ummm 6 hours maybe

Im not really sure maybe 5 even

[white topaz]

Still alot for just 330k tbh

[mint lichen]

well I mean all the other businesses are shit without the upgrade so hopefully it gets way faster

[open jacinth]

The words coming out my mouth since update launched

[hoary pike]

Chilling with the boys

[pliant imp]

The police don't like me

[white topaz]

Missions were fun but everything else is ass

Ngl

Hopefully part 2 is better💀

[dawn topaz]

Hopefully they redo the cayo changes

[twin moss]

Again the best business update... is the hangar

[white topaz]

How come

[twin moss]

It is not a bug, it is by design

[dawn topaz]

I know.

[white topaz]

Yeah they fixed the bug lol

[twin moss]

Permanent x3 increase. Full crate payout is good

[dawn topaz]

And i hope they fucking redo the body detection

[twin moss]

Lol nope

[dawn topaz]

... god i can finally use my hangar for SOMETHING

Didnt used it yet

[twin moss]

Huh missions also give you discounts

[dawn topaz]

even better!

Now they are worth it AND give discounts

Gave discounts before i know

[twin moss]

This update was the biggest fail from R* i have seen

[dawn topaz]

Truly

[twin moss]

Acidlab sucks

Cayo undertable chamge

And they try to make hangars a bit better and make them better than all MCs

Not complaining, air battles rule

[dawn topaz]

I really hope they make the mc businesses sell the same as acid lab sell

[twin moss]

Huh

No

[white topaz]

Sheesh

How much is full hangar now?

[twin moss]

I have them runn8ng through NC, so 8 hrs afk gives me 600k

[twin moss]

Someone did it, 2m i think or someghing. Dont quote me

[white topaz]

Seems alr ig

[twin moss]

Since each crate is 30k i think, we may be seeing a great payout over time, similar to special cargo

So you now have 2 smuggler businesses, one of them even hybrid. R* put a nail in MCs

[inner swan]

Shy of 3m

[twin moss]

Any specifics per crate?

[inner swan]

2.6m nearly

[twin moss]

For me that looks great

I rather fly around and do battles than that crappy MC shit

[dawn topaz]

I guess purchasing hangar was worth it

[inner swan]

Lol

Imma move mine to zancudo

[twin moss]

Why?

[dawn topaz]

I have mine at zancudo already, the small one, not the big one

[twin moss]

Actually... you may be right @inner swan

[dawn topaz]

But the size doesnt matter its still same space

[twin moss]

Now having it at Zancudo makes a difference, because you can use lazers in missions

And stuff happens up north

[dawn topaz]

Arent sells in city tho?

Wait how many crates we get for a single mission in hanga?

Whats the cooldown between them?

Oh

[mint lichen]

xD

[dawn topaz]

Hahaha funny blowjob hahahah

I will call mine basement

[queen wave]

I like Dax but alr…

[dawn topaz]

I like him.

Havent played the dlc yet but i like him

[uncut crag]

I like him too

His fooligan missions seem kinda tough tho

[mint lichen]

Nah he isnt annoying

maybe just lil bit but he is fun tho

[scarlet juniper]

Nope

Just annoying

[uncut crag]

Also we need to complete 10 of those to buy the equipment upgrade for acid lab

Bruh all these weeks I saved my money for nothing

[scarlet juniper]

How bruh

[primal flax]

He basically a replacement for Trevor

[open jacinth]

It's the same voice actor but Trevor didn't want to continue as his og character so they made dax so he's known for something else

[white topaz]

Ikr

Just keep it saved

[primal flax]

Wait it's the same voice actor

[upbeat meteor]

its absolutely impossible for me not to hear trevor when i hear dax talking, feels like such a pointless character

[craggy coral]

when i see this guy he reminds me we could’ve gotten Trevor instead of this mafa

[rustic sluice]

my boy dax really tryna capitalize on these profits

[mint lichen]

Alrighty, I did some testing and quick maths on the new acid lab business and came up with this table . btw it is still not complete

a full acid lab might not sell up for much but it does fill up fast . its even better than all mc businesses if we compare $/H

You only got 1 delivery bike that u can upgrade with easier sell missions. Pretty much its a great business for solo players and even better for new players. You only have to do the 6 missions, get the acid lab for 750k plus the upgrade for 250k. A million gta$ for a great business sounds like a great deal to me

[open jacinth]

Hide and Seek
Find the imposter

[uncut crag]

Yeah I'll do that. Now there's nothing left in GTA. Imma do races and stuff

[uncut crag]

Wait the voice actor is same?

[open jacinth]

New method?

[upbeat meteor]

cant you still push them over on the floor before dumping ammo in them ?

[bleak mango]

bring trevor instead

[upbeat meteor]

i agree fully

better having multi-purpose contacts with a diverse set of unique jobs/services online than 10 extra characters nobody ever meets or engage in any meaningful way or at all

but dax might just be a pathway into further expanding the mount chillad content online too

all though weve got an npc related to that already, not sure if weve seen him since the storymode content

[primal flax]

The actor that played Trevor didn't wanna play him I think Dax has the same voice actor as Trevor

So they made Dax so the voice actor played a character

[lavish compass]

I did Daxs voice

Shush

[upbeat meteor]

whats wrong with that guy anyway, i saw some videos where he was whining about being identified as trevor too often or something

[primal flax]

He just doesn't want to be known for Trevor only like after however many years GTA 5 is out u got bored of playing the same character

[young pawn]

nothing wrong with him just doesn't like being associated with one character when he's not just video game character

[primal flax]

Doesn't help that he looks like Trevor cause Trevor was modeled after him I believe imagine every 10 year old that see's u runs up to u calling u Trevor from GTA like

Gonna get annoying after the 20 thousand time

[young pawn]

^ this also the fact that gta 5 has been remastered like 3 times so that doesn't help

[primal flax]

Ye

Also my cats are currently being very cute

[open jacinth]

Sold it on another lobby lmao fail

Finally made it

[open jacinth]

We can’t even play together and I already hate u too

[hollow meteor]

bruh

not released taxi price

[young pawn]

they only released a few things of the dlc and will release more in the coming months

[celest basin]

Only one problem with the brickade, the markers can be seen trough the brickade.

[hollow meteor]

Ik thats why i said this

[young pawn]

weird haven't seen that

[inner swan]

U did it lol

[celest basin]

I can see any marker like that trough it, its something i didnt see at all in this game.

[open jacinth]

Is he jumping off the balcony (middle of the stairs of office)

Send me video link

[serene socket]

Btw I was talking about the green one 🤷‍♂️

[ashen needle]

💀💀 ayo

[open jacinth]

Bro

They don’t give af

[craggy coral]

tell em their pps is small

and that i said hi

[torpid talon]

Yo anyone got the new car modded?

[open jacinth]

I said their game is P2W and mostly over complicated and ass and that they can suck my dick

[craggy coral]

which one

[torpid talon]

Entity MT

?

[craggy coral]

ah yeah its shit

its good looking but overall slow

[young pawn]

yeah it's cool but the armor is shit and gets trashed easily

[craggy coral]

its just a waste of money

[ashen needle]

Damn

[serene socket]

muhfucka -🤓

[craggy coral]

i mean what were u doing callin her

i just bought the auto shop for car storage

[lapis fulcrum]

very good income and they pretty fun

[craggy coral]

never did them how much they get u

[lapis fulcrum]

half a mil

well when they were double they give 2x

[young pawn]

normal is 270k for u.d

[craggy coral]

Dax wins in every way imagine r* allowed us to do missions/mini heists whilst we on acid lol

[hazy mica]

@coral gull on YT has a point 😂

[lapis fulcrum]

i literally just posted that

[lapis fulcrum]

.

[paper zodiac]

based and very true

worst part of tuners update was these two horny high school dropouts thinking they better then us people who survived the WW3 hellscape that is a free mode lobby for years

[hazy mica]

Sessanta I mind less, just that a hole KDJ is annoying af

[paper zodiac]

he literally sounds like every stereotypical wanna be gansta rapper who's also always horny or sounding like he's tripping on zanex and trying not to fall asleep

[lapis fulcrum]

kdj kept saying motherfucker

[paper zodiac]

just like a kid who discovered the word for the first time

[lapis fulcrum]

budonkadonk

[paper zodiac]

Dax I can at least forgive, he comes off as someone who didn't pay attention in english but at least is smart enough to rely upon people who know what the fuck they're doing and go with others who are useful. as well as at least he has an actual personality even if it may turn some people off its still better then this "mutha fucka"

[lapis fulcrum]

imagine they mod him saying math instead of meth

[paper zodiac]

I'm just making a general observation

[lapis fulcrum]

and how’d sess and kdj meet 🥲

let’s be honest here hao and mimi would’ve been better in the autoshop other than sess and kdj

[inner swan]

Who gives a fuck
Theyre npcs

[craggy coral]

annoying npcs

[lapis fulcrum]

hao would’ve been cussing but not like kdj cussing lol

[paper zodiac]

head cannon, KDJ was a washout until he changed his name from something cringe and got in touch with a few friends around a record label where during a group meeting he met up with ses who wasn't taking shit from anyone (I AIN'T NO ONES SIDE PIECE!!!). he actually took interest in her knowledge of cars and that allowed them to hit it off. eventually they swapped connections, she did most of the ground work and he was the face of their operations to gain traction until they found YOU the leg man doing all their bullshit

[lapis fulcrum]

wasn’t kdj a DJ??

[paper zodiac]

yes

but he also made his own original tacks which is canon in the games lore

[lapis fulcrum]

yeah cause ik he looked familiar cause i saw him in the music locker

[paper zodiac]

I also hate sassanta because her voice and personality is literally the most STEREOTYPICAL sassy black woman you ever heard. just waiting for her to go "mmmn-hmmm"

[lapis fulcrum]

yeah she’s a bit sassy

[harsh mauve]

where do i apply to get the cmm role?

[lapis fulcrum]

open a ticket

#1035310386443993138

they needs to see ur gamertag @harsh mauve

[harsh mauve]

oke

[lapis fulcrum]

check dm @harsh mauve

[ashen saffron]

i fucking hate this mission

also hate how it takes hats off

[lapis fulcrum]

damn

[lapis fulcrum]

this is a railgun

[hazy mica]

Now the real question lol - KDJ saying motherfucker or English Dave calling you an old China plate

[fading sundial]

anyone know how to fix this? i’ve never gotten this message in all my years playing gta but since the dlc it’s come up quite a few times, kicking me from my session / missions.

[lapis fulcrum]

restart gta i guess

[inner swan]

Yeah means u need to check ur nat type

Or r* is down in ur areas

[fading sundial]

r* isn’t down because i have no issue loading into a new session. i’ll try testing NAT i suppose. thank you

[lapis fulcrum]

either test internet or restart gta

[fading sundial]

i’ve restarted everytime i get the message. it’s just annoying being kicked from sessions when i’m doing pvp or playing with friends

[lapis fulcrum]

have u been in a bad sports lobby

[inner swan]

That wouldnt show that message

[lapis fulcrum]

without raytracing

with raytracing

[tender perch]

dont need to struggle if it goes loud, take gun out and shoot

cayo elite is lame

the more skilled elites are humane series a and casino for example

dd3 elite too

or be sam fisher from splinter cell and play cayo stealth the way its meant to be played without killing :3

https://tenor.com/view/splinter-cell-gif-24258878

not discriminating, just saying truth is all that cayo elite is lame: same principle of lameness as act 2 elite lol

act 1 elite as well for that matter lol

cause it takes no skill to pull off cayo ur just running grabbing loot etc, act 2 ur just running and gunning, act 1 same as act2

its lame to not know how to use a gun if u get spotted and too scared to go loud

tthis is why i applaud r* for making stealth harder as cayo is not meant to be a stealth heist but a loud heist

i also applaud r* for blacklisting toreador in og heists lol takes the skill outta them

it isnt meant to be stealth either so wth lol

true stealth is humane emp setup and casino sns

cause bad dev team dont know what they doing? they designed cayo all wrong since og team left

for example cayo isnt even programmed as a heist but a contact mission for starters

and they add stealth into cayo but do it flawed

casino stealth is much better, idk how they managed to mess up cayo stealth lol

ty

thats why u need to practice gun skills for when it goes loud

doomsday act 3 helped me and my crew get good in gun fights

so we know how to survive in cayo when it goes loud

also, maxxing your strength stat helps so you dont get one shot by double shot npcs

no need since i know what u meant by thumbnail

also a fun way of doing cayo is getting the optional preps that allow u to have minigun and rpg in the heist, fun times going to airstrip to disable the anti air missiles :3

did it with crew, fun times

ya for stealth not for loud i dont think

i prefer team of 4 for cayo

another reason why i hate cayo and will dis on it any chance i get, r* ruined the game by making solo heists taking the coop out of a coop game

if i wanted to do solo heist, id load up payday maps in garrys mod

same man, i mustve grinded apartment heists 800 times, doomsday about 300 times, and cayo only 20 times

i stopped cayo at 20th run, 2lame4me

casino proll about 100 times

2015 -2017 we only had apartment heists lol

i need humane and series a elites for the tshirt if u wanna help

nah heist was way better income then busi back then

only busi we had were ceo crates (long to grind them) and mc (low payout)

cause i do coop casual, not grinder style lol

doesnt stop my og point of coop > solo

yep dont need menu open for snacks anymore just hold tab and spam c and v 😄

i hope im not bragging, im just speaking humbly

yes but no one will do em with us we need `1 more and cant find anyone

lol the only time i get drilled in cayo is if im standing still letting them shoot me, if im activly moving and gunning (which you should be) you barely get hit by the ai

yep thats what makes a bad player when you cant carry randoms

pro tip dont stand still, they shoot u ez that way, if u run fast dont aim down sight but rather hold gun fire button you move fast while quickshooting so u kill them before they hit u ez

as for in a vehicle i dont see how they can outgun u on a fast bike, me and pal lilbro just wheelie on motorbike to the airstrip and leave in velum

no need but ty

[open jacinth]

do disruption preps first if you wanna go in aggressive

[tender perch]

did disruption when cayo was brand new my crew and i learned how to do aggro without em, u just need minigun rpg and to hack the anti air

fun chatting with ya, gona go play team fortress 2

[unreal basalt]

lmao this snowman is clearly a woman

[open jacinth]

ok

[inner swan]

Looks like a man

[open jacinth]

ong

[unreal basalt]

its not a man it has a crease ;/

[open jacinth]

nah issa man

are you french

[hoary pike]

woman* + and?

[inner swan]

A man can have a crease as well

[unreal basalt]

that a camels toe borderline moose knuckle no ways a man

[inner swan]

Could be a transgender man

[hazy mica]

Good boy Chop

[sturdy osprey]

i love you chop

[heady spruce]

Homie is broke

[young pawn]

how tf you rank 291 and broke

[patent oak]

💀

probably bought a high lvl acc

[heady spruce]

Dude bought a modded account

[sturdy osprey]

broke gang

[heady spruce]

$11M not bad

[humble flume]

Bro send me some

[young pawn]

richer than me😂 but i don't need money

[patent oak]

💀

[sturdy osprey]

i need money

[patent oak]

i got 1 mil

cause i spent alot

[young pawn]

we saw it ain't need to send it twice

[humble flume]

Everyone is killing me each time 500 minus for death

[patent oak]

sure

[young pawn]

then find a new server

you def bought an account if you don't know the basics of the game

[humble flume]

In solo server there is no securo serv ceo option

[sturdy osprey]

you go into an invite only idiot

[young pawn]

you go inv only

[open jacinth]

Invite only server dumbass

[humble flume]

How

[young pawn]

[heady spruce]

[humble flume]

Bro i don't know this game

[heady spruce]

[patent oak]

is the payphone hit bonus worth it

[young pawn]

you bought that account lol

[humble flume]

Don't be racist

[patent oak]

i am racist

go back to #🚔┃gta-discussion

[open jacinth]

Bet he got it for 20 buck or something since has 0$

[humble flume]

I am poor i didn't even ate anything from starting of the game

[young pawn]

payphone hit bonus is easy plus its +85k lol base is 15k

[humble dome]

ate 💀

[humble flume]

I don't even steal cars to live

[young pawn]

messi joined

[humble dome]

da

[humble flume]

Even i spawn every time near poor people

Even if i stand on road NPC come and hit me

[humble dome]

does this man even know what gta is

[sturdy osprey]

you’re definitely trolling

[heady spruce]

Go back to #🚔┃gta-discussion

[humble flume]

Ok

[humble flume]

Did you eat

Thx bro

I want to create my own Gmail account

Bro how to check browser history

What does close incognito tabs mean

[young pawn]

just stop

either you trolling way too hard or just clueless as hell but just stop

[open jacinth]

Ye

[humble flume]

Bro there is no arcade in dynasty website

My pc is shit

[tender perch]

my friend was 1200 with $0 you can be poor and hi level

[boreal granite]

You're not making any sense

[humble flume]

Bro why some people are shooting me i am just sourcing vehicle

Racist

[humble flume]

How did you do that

[tender perch]

idk what did he send

well tbf you cant buy arcade til you meet lester in mirror park

[young pawn]

can't even join a inv only session and you think he knows how to play the game he just found out how to put money in his bank

[tender perch]

ask him to post his join date XD

[young pawn]

don't even think he knows how

[humble flume]

How

I am today message

[young pawn]

huh??

[tender perch]

press HOME and click on your name and press print screen then ctrl+V it here

[young pawn]

he said this was his brothers account or some shit so I doubt that'd be prove anything

[tender perch]

xd ftw

[mint lichen]

aight Ive done more testing on my second character for the non upgraded lab. I hope this version is more helpful :)

[young pawn]

appreciate it so it's like in the middle of mc business profit wise at base

[mint lichen]

Ill say its between cocain and meth for profit per hour

[young pawn]

interesting haven't done the mc businesses in a long time so I forgot

[mint lichen]

but as a business Ill say its way better than all the mc businesses because u always have one sell vehicle which is super convenient and u can even upgrade the bike to make it way faster

[young pawn]

yeah that's true wish they did something similar to the mc businesses

[mint lichen]

the sell missions are way easier and u can easily resupply it . just call mutt and u can choose either to do a resupply mission or pay for resupply

[young pawn]

yeah I find it way better than the mc business with those features

[mint lichen]

yuup and its basically free if u think about it . u get like 500k from the awards when u do the story missions and free brickade then u upgrade it for 750k

if u do the 10 dax missions to unlock the other upgrade u get like 100K for each mission so thats another 1mili

and tada u got a great convenient business for free :)

[tender perch]

idk im rank 1100 or so so i dont know what the measurement for rp should be

bugged then it says 1.5bil lmao

ah ur right the website shows correct #

[terse barn]

Some kid try scamming u ?

[lapis fulcrum]

idk who said it or where it came from

😭

[sturdy osprey]

you a bitchass bitch

[lapis fulcrum]

i never heard a npc said that

[sturdy osprey]

i think it was the lady at the desk

[lapis fulcrum]

her voice doesn’t sound like that lol hers a bit calm

[patent oak]

no, it was from earlier, just a kid being annoying af

[terse barn]

What did the dude want

[tender perch]

so bugged then 😦

[patent oak]

nothing - money I think

[hollow meteor]

still trash business

[mint lichen]

ayyyy Im glad I got the numbers right pog

[hollow meteor]

GG

[deep dome]

@open jacinth

[sturdy osprey]

shoutout noah

[deep dome]

ong shoutouts ma boy

@open jacinth @sturdy osprey @north vale

its sending

[north vale]

xo still faster

[deep dome]

stock

[north vale]

@sturdy osprey urs not stock right?

[sturdy osprey]

maxed out

[deep dome]

stfu bru its sending deveste eight has the xo beat

[north vale]

why u pissed off

😭

[deep dome]

fully upgraded

[north vale]

xo faster

[craggy coral]

gta anti war fr

[hazy mica]

Lmao

[unreal basalt]

idk if anyone can tell but im giving the bad finger here

[hazy mica]

Can you still get the Sasquatch outfit?

[boreal granite]

Nope

Uh-uh
Not that I think so?

[boreal granite]

It was Oct 31st this year only

[craggy coral]

nope it was available for halloween

[quasi dome]

Bruh is this a glitch how tf do I get this down?!!?!

[safe heart]

can't you pick it up with an aircraft or is it on the edge of the windmill

[quasi dome]

I can,t

[safe heart]

then do it

[quasi dome]

Used oppressor to get there nothing, sniper the parachute and the strings nothing, and I hit the supply itself

[late dome]

Use an explosive

I used explosive sniper bullets

[humble dome]

use a orbital cannon

[safe heart]

oppressor aint an aircraft use something like the sparrow

[quasi dome]

Over kill

[late dome]

I’m serious tho shoot a rocket at it or something

[quasi dome]

I got it, Atomizer worked

[late dome]

Nice

[safe heart]

great

[open jacinth]

Lmao ps4 player have no brain

[inner swan]

Use ur oppressor 🤨

[quasi dome]

Oppressor wouldn’t work

Had to use atomizer to get it down

[winter wyvern]

Was the windmill a stationary or moving one

[worn hill]

Can anyone help me get money tomoro bc am in need i only have I think 10k

[meager finch]

Hey @worn hill, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[open jacinth]

@open jacinth here

[white topaz]

Take a screenshot in game

[open jacinth]

Not bad

[open jacinth]

you dont like aggressive build?

[open jacinth]

lazy

the acceleration on that ocelot is crazyyyy

[vestal lantern]

This guy is really enjoying himself on his mk2 😂

[open jacinth]

are you good at countering mk2s

[vestal lantern]

Nah I don't really know how to do that, I only killed him when he wasn't on his mk2

[open jacinth]

@wild gull

[wild gull]

[open jacinth]

Lol

[cursive cargo]

Haha

[sage dove]

It's hilarious

Guess who made this picture fan or billion dollar company made 12 years old

[white topaz]

Fan

[dawn topaz]

i had so much fun in the fourth one

[hazy mica]

It was amazing lol 😂

[dawn topaz]

and the inverted controls go-kart section was my favorite lol

[hazy mica]

Lmao it was craaaaazy

[lapis fulcrum]

i swear made u feel like u was on some shit

[dawn topaz]

because you were

[lapis fulcrum]

no irl

[hazy mica]

Literally

[barren karma]

the only good one

[dawn topaz]

I dunno i liked them all

[barren karma]

ye i mean everyone has their opinion but not all of them are right yk 🤷

[remote quarry]

I wish they had a lsd thing in the freakshop so u can do it again

[dawn topaz]

Omg yes

[remote quarry]

Like a lsd table or something that’s near the bong

[livid dagger]

Yes, very cool you have ray tracing stop posting it because i’ve seen it too many times

No offense but ray tracing? More like gay tracing 🤣

[dawn topaz]

Someone is a little bit angry

[livid dagger]

Well no wonder, there is like 0.001 chance i will get a ps5 any time soon

[open jacinth]

They still so hard to get?

[livid dagger]

Yes they are

[inner swan]

Not really

Not here anyway

[open jacinth]

I got one off like the Ebay of my country back in July 21’

[livid dagger]

Bru, in slovenia there is literally no way to get one

And i cant get it online either

[open jacinth]

Doesn’t like Playstation Direct ship to there?

[tender perch]

i register as ceo and vip work fully loaded then camp his area

[inner swan]

Lol
I could walk into a shop n buy one off the shelf if i wanted to swap

[livid dagger]

No, for me it aint just a walk in the park (or shop in this case)

[open jacinth]

forza horizon 5 best one yet

[open jacinth]

Damn where u at.. imma pull up to that😭

[inner swan]

Scotland

[livid dagger]

No, because if it would my dad would already buy it in like the first month i bet. He wanted one too

[open jacinth]

Damn we ain’t that far away.. and they def ain’t selling that on shelfs over here lol

[inner swan]

Lol

[open jacinth]

Gotchu.. no second hands either?

@wild gull

[wild gull]

nice totally legit cash

[inner swan]

Sus

[open jacinth]

Hheheheheheh

[hazy mica]

Umm okay? Guess I'm not coming 🤣

[young pawn]

I'd be tripping out if that happened to me

[hazy mica]

I was like 'dafuq? It won't spawn me in now?'

[sturdy osprey]

fuck it hydra on the sub

[hazy mica]

They gotta fix the bug that no vehicles will remain on top of the sub after you enter it

[upbeat meteor]

16.7T k bro

[tender perch]

how u grind out 16trillion

[inner swan]

Cheats obviously lol

[tender perch]

my friend lilbro grinded 2bil legit but how u grind 16tril legit

[tender perch]

its not a bug, the sub dives underwater when u go in so the vehicles getd estroyed by water

[hazy mica]

I keep my sub on autopilot on the surface

[tender perch]

ah, i also saw peeps park their sub in the shallow canals at beach area

[hazy mica]

I park it beside the Merryweather HQ and use the MK2

[upbeat meteor]

what about the house ?

claiming my anime waifus

[quasi dome]

How you see that?

[unreal basalt]

pull my finger

[quasi dome]

Where do I go after that

[upbeat meteor]

got it all ingame too though ?

[hazy mica]

Just realised that some of the acid sheets Mutt makes have your crew logo on them, cool little detail

[cyan peak]

so?

[twin thorn]

Any idea what this coud be about?

[hazy mica]

Went back, got spotted, lost 80+K cause apparently buzzard has eyes under the water smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

[young pawn]

nice landing

[hazy mica]

Yeah 😂

[tender perch]

flexxing poor bank account, this is my low level smurf account after buying acid lab

[hazy mica]

@dawn topaz @heady spruce Executive: Contrast

[dawn topaz]

Modern, nice