📸┃gta-media

[finite verge]

Here, to crack you up a little bit

Atleast your nieces/cousins play, I got no one in my family who plays games except for my brother

[carmine ore]

Sad

[finite verge]

I know

Well my dad plays mobile games

But that doesn't count lol

[carmine ore]

Mine did that too

Clash of clans like every day😂

[finite verge]

LOL

Exactly the same with mine

Just wanted to say it

[carmine ore]

Haha

[finite verge]

he plays CoC all day

And he's still going at it

[carmine ore]

Lets be real, back in the day that game was great

[finite verge]

With his 3 accounts

[finite verge]

You bet lol

[carmine ore]

Oh haha, Well thats comitting

[finite verge]

Yeah I know haha

[carmine ore]

Could never do that

[finite verge]

He's got an account almost TH12 ever since I introduced him like 11 months ago

[carmine ore]

But is it maxed?

[finite verge]

no, it's almost max TH11

[carmine ore]

Still cool

[finite verge]

He's gonna upgrade to 12 anytime soon

His other 2 accounts are 100% maxed TH10s

[carmine ore]

Well that takes AGES

[finite verge]

Ikr 🤣

[carmine ore]

I’m doing it now

[finite verge]

Okay

Good luck lol

[open jacinth]

i guess

[carmine ore]

Just for buying or racing?

Cause for racing you need it

Best in the class (without hsw crap)

Then get it

But do make it Torino or formula red

Cause it’s a ferrari

Yep

Just red is cool too

But those are the best looking on the gto

From?

Nice

Tbh making money not using cayo got much better after the update

[drowsy coyote]

Does anybody know if you can transfer your gta account from Xbox one to ps4?

[carmine ore]

I believe it’s impossible @drowsy coyote

[novel mango]

Only Xbox one to ps5 or ps4 to Xbox series X

[rugged jacinth]

It says this when i get invited

[carmine ore]

Is your friend in a solo session?

Or an invite @rugged jacinth

[rugged jacinth]

In a invite

@carmine ore

[carmine ore]

Strange

What always works for me is using a friend lobby

That you can just join @rugged jacinth

[open jacinth]

Who can help me get money in GTA online I'm level 21 and my PSN is Bionic-Hook70

[wooden bison]

Yeah someone get me money pls

[open jacinth]

:wink: only 13+ allowed... :underage: in my BlO

[swift helm]

its clickbait dw

[cold pike]

can someone help me to do this

[strange lintel]

no

[cold pike]

Why?

[quick peak]

buy it

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[patent moss]

those are mods 💀

[strange lintel]

this guy somehow miraculously made it to cayo

[blazing flower]

Selling cargo is beast in full lobby public seasons now

The one on top was my night club btw

Session for some reason I spelt season and not session lmao

[earnest dove]

how you do that lol

[blazing flower]

I just grind on the weekends usually

[open jacinth]

i found this rare image glitch while i was checking out the warstock website

[odd salmon]

i did series funding the steal tanker mission and someone dies i did cayo after that then this happen

[odd salmon]

when rockstar gonna add battle royale

[midnight yew]

Youtube comments be like:

[finite verge]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

bro i was joking

[finite verge]

Ikr lol

But still

Couldn't resist showing this dude

Like, if you have that much time to play a single game

[open jacinth]

[finite verge]

If I got the electricity bill at once for all that usage, I think I'd die on the spot because of a heart attack

[waxen root]

How many % per player is the High Demand bonus now

[waxen root]

you fell in the water

Imagine killing people just trying to get to Cayo Perico

This is your sign to never mess with Velums again

Dumbass

[frank pecan]

🚫 SakibButHappy, that command is disabled in this channel.

[upper pike]

Rate the food

[craggy ridge]

i went all the way to the airstrip to get cocaine lol

[craggy ridge]

whats that 💀

[strange lintel]

then I choose ignore the sign

Smartass

[waxen root]

Imagine griefing

[strange lintel]

[silver wadi]

I should do this with 4 right

[carmine ore]

@silver wadi yes, you need 3 gold for 2 so with 6 gold you can play with 4 people

[silver wadi]

Ok ty

[fading maple]

Bro imagine griefing damn

[waxen root]

Ikr

[carmine ore]

Like how do people still think that you should grief others

[waxen root]

Yeah

[carmine ore]

I mean just go play a game where you are ment to kill other people

[strange lintel]

for example, gta

you can literally sell and do preps in invite only sessions now, so selling in public sessions means that you accept the risk of getting griefed

[celest elk]

Explosive shit

[carmine ore]

Where does it say; gta is a pvp game?

[strange lintel]

idk, the guns? the weaponized vehicles?

[carmine ore]

No in the game itself

All of the vehicles have a purpose and can be used to make money, all guns are there so you can choose the ones that you like most

And if you want to fight people fight the people that want to fight, not innocent people that just want to have a good time @strange lintel

[strange lintel]

what are you going to do? stop me?

[carmine ore]

No, I’m just telling you that gta isn’t a game about killing, but about making money and having fun with your friends

[cerulean pagoda]

@carmine ore you did this so proud 🙂

[strange lintel]

it's a game that offers alot of freedom on how you play, and people have fun in different ways

[carmine ore]

You have fun killing others?

[strange lintel]

yes

[carmine ore]

Then you might need some help from the outside bud

[strange lintel]

ye, I agree

[carmine ore]

Or play a game like pubg or cod

[neat sigil]

just an attention whore

[carmine ore]

Who? Me or him?

[neat sigil]

he

[carmine ore]

Haha

[strange lintel]

gta offers a unique experience that isn't just guns

[carmine ore]

You mean killing people that wanna have a good time?

[strange lintel]

no, the many ways of killing people

[carmine ore]

And ruining there maybe like 2 hours of fun in the day that they have cause they do need to go to work or school?

[strange lintel]

mhm

I'm not even gaining anything from it apart from entertainment

[carmine ore]

Look from the cayo guys there perspective for a sec, would you find it fun if they where killing you the whole time?

[strange lintel]

I would just move to invite only sessions

[carmine ore]

So you wouldn’t like it either

[strange lintel]

I wouldn't

[carmine ore]

So why you doing it then?

[strange lintel]

I find fun in causing displeasure and misfortune

[carmine ore]

Then you need help 4 real or get older

[strange lintel]

ok, sorry but not everyone is like you

[carmine ore]

No 4 real bro

If you have fun in causing displeasure there is something wrong

[strange lintel]

yeah, boredom can lead to anything

[carmine ore]

Why are you bored then?

[open jacinth]

My guy it's a game

Who the fuck cares

[maiden prawn]

yeah if i see a red cargo i’m going out of my way to destroy it

same as a colored plane heading for the docks

[open jacinth]

Ikr, imagine not doing that

[strange lintel]

because I have fking 2000 hours in this game

[maiden prawn]

fr

[carmine ore]

Jezus

That’s a long time playing

[open jacinth]

Darkviper have 9k hours

And professional probably has a lot too

[carmine ore]

Its their job, they make money of playing it by uploading it

[strange lintel]

and I believe the professional has 11k, but those are over the course of a long time, like a few years

[vague loom]

This kid

[maiden prawn]

i think that red means danger to society

therefore it must be destroyed

[carmine ore]

You joking right😂

[maiden prawn]

what kid

[carmine ore]

The kid that destroyed his car

[vague loom]

The name the mors mutal insurance says

[maiden prawn]

i’m literally helping the law enforcement

[strange lintel]

fr, we are simply helping out the law enforcement

[carmine ore]

Haha

[maiden prawn]

isn’t it normal in console

[carmine ore]

Killing innocent pilots?

[maiden prawn]

not so innocent

[strange lintel]

I do abit of crime every now and then

[maiden prawn]

they distribute contraband

[carmine ore]

They are also helping the law, trying to bankrupt one of the biggest drug dealers

[strange lintel]

we've robbed him so many times and he's still standing strong

[maiden prawn]

and the money should have been in the government’s pocket, not ours

[carmine ore]

Thats extra

Not important

[maiden prawn]

that’s a crime

[strange lintel]

probably where the fencing fee goes to

[maiden prawn]

i guess so

[carmine ore]

How is it a crime if there ain’t a law about it?

[strange lintel]

El Rubio isn't the only drug lord, grinders are literally distributing drugs all over the city

[maiden prawn]

there’s a law about it. you just chose to ignore the law, and now you’re complaining about justice being done on you

[carmine ore]

What justice?

[frozen canyon]

Do you know how many size of update came ?

[maiden prawn]

justice justice

[carmine ore]

What law in the game says that it’s robbing the law?

[maiden prawn]

robbing the law?

[carmine ore]

Ain’t you comitting a crime by murdering them without arrest then?

[maiden prawn]

i am. and i don’t complain about it

[carmine ore]

Me neither

Only that I complain about you murdering innocent people

[maiden prawn]

not so innocent

[carmine ore]

That just wanna have a good time maybe alone or with friends

[carmine ore]

😂

[strange lintel]

these people I will most likely never meet again, I do not care about them that much

[maiden prawn]

and breaking the law?

[carmine ore]

If that’s the way you look that’s ok

Btw its not that I’m against killing, hell I kill people (mostly friends) in the game too, only that I go a bit bad on using like depressors and jets to kill people that don’t want to be killed

[flat flare]

What hex colour code is this for the cream?

[west grove]

This would seem so wrong to someone who takes it out of context

[royal drift]

Guys help me find this ghost npc

He haunts my dreams

[open jacinth]

What spaghetti code does to a mf

[royal drift]

He said he knows my greatest fears

[near dock]

@solar holly

[solar holly]

Still wont believe it

[near dock]

lo

[solar holly]

Do it on a console and I’ll believe it

[near dock]

do it yourself

i don't have a console

bozo

[solar holly]

If i do it you owe me a mill cashapp

[near dock]

sure but if it doesn't work than you owe me a mil

[solar holly]

How bout no since you know it won’t work

[near dock]

no if the atomizer launch won't work

so if what i discovered is true

than you owe me a mil

[solar holly]

Look who owes me money

[near dock]

bro

[near dock]

yeah

[solar holly]

So we’ll agree neither owes a mill it’s just a pc thing

[cerulean pagoda]

Wdum

[near dock]

Cruz is literally on xbox

[cerulean pagoda]

yeah

[solar holly]

So why did i get launched

[livid dagger]

What

[cerulean pagoda]

it launches gay people

[near dock]

LOL

[cerulean pagoda]

I’m jkjk it would’ve launched me

[near dock]

[livid dagger]

Ps4 just different i guess

[solar holly]

Nah they did something💀

[cerulean pagoda]

on Xbox

[livid dagger]

It works for me

[cerulean pagoda]

He goofy he don’t wanna be proved wrong

[near dock]

they probably made it so ppl can't make those map breaches anymore

[livid dagger]

What

Once i did have my atomizer not work on godmode player tho

[near dock]

yeah there were breaches like in nightclub you could launch yourself through the ceiling and go outside the map

[livid dagger]

Who?

Chucks?

[solar holly]

I give up i proved it wasn’t working on me may be next gen?

[near dock]

weird

[solar holly]

Im only on current so🤷🏻‍♂️

[cerulean pagoda]

nope

[near dock]

well this stupid game is so broken i wouldn't be surprised if it worked only for some ppl

[cerulean pagoda]

I’m playing on Xbox one S

[cerulean pagoda]

^^^

[solar holly]

Probably lol

[cerulean pagoda]

How new is it?

because I was playing a couple days ago and it was still doing it

[solar holly]

Makin me do barrel rolls in the air

[cerulean pagoda]

couldn’t relate

[livid dagger]

Maybe mine dosent work too , i didnt check since yesterday i think

[cerulean pagoda]

didn’t you just say yours was working

[solar holly]

LOL

[livid dagger]

*Yesterday

[cerulean pagoda]

5 min ago

Why’d you unsent it 😭

[livid dagger]

I just guessed it was still working

And i guessed if it wasnt working too

[solar holly]

Makes sense

[cerulean pagoda]

totally

Do you get more money if you do the cayo heist with someone else

[solar holly]

Depends

[near dock]

depends

[cerulean pagoda]

If a decent amount of loot was grabbed

[near dock]

if full gold than yeah

[solar holly]

More gold picked up the more everyone makes

[cerulean pagoda]

the way we didn’t talk about how @solar holly and I have the same outfits

I wanna do the heist with someone but I don’t wanna make any less money

[solar holly]

Make sure you have gold in the place and your good

Recommend a 70 30 but can also do 60 40

Should move this to #🚔┃gta-discussion

[cerulean pagoda]

you’re right my bad

[swift magnet]

Wrong chat but look at the cat

[strange lintel]

nothing more fun than griefing griefers

nice

[open jacinth]

this was my cleanest near miss in the game

[solar holly]

God mode clip🤯

Make it back to hanger?

Military base let you borrow?

Thought you had to have a hangar for hydra

Oh but hangar is to have it in storage

Im saving up don’t know what for but i got 7m

Nice

[open jacinth]

Buzzard renting

[strange lintel]

closest we'll get to one is the future shock zr380, at least the front windshields are completely bulletproof

[forest widget]

Literally GTA online

[waxen root]

"Top 1 mobie strategy games"

Mobie Taguire

Yeah that would make them very good in freemode battles

[waxen root]

GTA Online is not a battle royale, but it was made into a battle royale by griefers & tryhards.

[forest widget]

This image also makes absolutely no sense

Who is shooting the pickup machine gun, what is it shooting at?

Why is this ambiphous carrier carrying a toyota pickup

Why is there a mini APC

And the 3 jets just chilling in the background

And illegal immigrants on a ponton

[open jacinth]

Like a glove

[carmine ore]

Thought I was fast…

Yea I thought I was fast

But do you get the elite too?

Yea me 2, hit like 5 concrete trees and bushes

No door glitch? Just paintings right?

Thats door glitch tho

Mine was without, just the painting

Safe glitch?

[upper pike]

Me and the boys raided my schools kitchen and found this artifact

[solar holly]

Gta added school food?

[waxen root]

GTA added schools

[sleek briar]

Just bought supplies and this is the amount I get. Is there a way to fix this

[worthy grotto]

yeah do cayo

[sleek briar]

@worthy grotto I’m in 1 right now but just got tequila for the 4th time in a row and the last thing I got was the necklace so even that’s not working out for me

[worthy grotto]

Unlucky my friend

[sand lintel]

👍 great game

[wanton pawn]

thoughts?

[royal moon]

Bro I got tequila 8 in a row

[prime aurora]

Wow that sucks

[royal moon]

You think

[prime aurora]

I do think, that why I say

[royal moon]

Ik

[prime aurora]

👍

[humble spindle]

wtf

[open jacinth]

America continues to suprise me

[shell fog]

Buy the staff and equipment upgrades

[upper pike]

Just warm it back up it will become a solid again

[open jacinth]

Doesn't look like chili LOL

[sleek briar]

@shell fog they’ve all got staff upgrade but I’m pretty sure you don’t normally make no profit without any upgrades

[shell fog]

The equipment is what makes it valued more

[sleek briar]

But with no upgrades I’d get 75k after spending 75k and that wouldn’t make sense I don’t think equipment upgrades would get me 30k more

[humble spindle]

I have the mic recording setting turned off when I save a clip but when I surprised the guy in the 2nd clip he was like "dude.. what the fuck.."

[half crater]

Bro💀

[humble spindle]

The C4s were meant for the guy in the nightclub but I used them for the guy in the car just a little trolling

[half crater]

Bro pulled up in an npc car

[humble spindle]

ikr

bros a dumbass

[weak nacelle]

What’s the best thing 2 grind right now

[warm nimbus]

have a friend either do replay cayo, bogdan, or play cayo by urself

[swift magnet]

Old

Also old

@wanton vapor Found this one btw

Yes

[wanton vapor]

nice landing

[swift magnet]

Yeah, someone let me borrow their Alkonost

[wanton vapor]

dayum

[wanton vapor]

xd that random rouge piolet

[swift magnet]

Ikr lol

[swift magnet]

I kinda really like the Hydra

I got anxiety from watching that

Reminds me of this

[modest seal]

Walter White with his RV

[humble spindle]

walter

[quasi dome]

You monster.

[maiden prawn]

“wow you wanna be fucked”

[swift magnet]

Gets a missile on their forehead
I kinda laughed after that

[void horizon]

Combination of grinds is what works best.

[open jacinth]

nice

[earnest ridge]

whats this?

free 2 hundos?

[open jacinth]

car reproduction

[open jacinth]

you prolly did bunker stuff

"while completing a Bunker Ammu-Nation Contract or Bunker Research Mission will result in a GTA$200K bonus delivered within 72 hours of completion. "
-rockstar newswire

[earnest ridge]

I see

[earnest ridge]

But I didn't do the research thing

[maiden prawn]

that is the alert screen

[open jacinth]

idk then, just take the money bro.

[past minnow]

Gets it 5 days later

[earnest ridge]

I bought bf club car thing

[open jacinth]

cool ig

[past minnow]

The what what thing?

[open jacinth]

its 200k anyway, nothing too big but just take it

[earnest ridge]

I used Google photos cuz screenshot snip broken

[past minnow]

Ahhhh that car

[past minnow]

Red cause money

[hasty egret]

Doesn’t matter, Chumash is easier for sale missions

[past minnow]

So you asked for my opinion now it doesn't matter

[hasty egret]

fair point

[sage walrus]

Easy red

[cyan fog]

Chumash bunker

[prisma isle]

How do I fix this pls help

[maiden prawn]

connect to internet

[prisma isle]

It is connected

[maiden prawn]

reinstall the game

[maiden ridge]

y’all know what i should buy next i have coke lockup counterfeit cash nightclub high end apt and a penthouse no upgrades on anything

[prisma isle]

Didn't work

[maiden prawn]

office garage

[still hatch]

Like my cop car

[visual jay]

when you can't afford stray

[still hatch]

Man's literally just playing GTA Online PC in director mode

[waxen root]

Ironically, GTA V costs more than Stray. (Unless you got GTA V when it was free on Epic Games)

[waxen root]

Wait WHAT??

Is that just a normal car with a livery or an actual cop car

[still hatch]

Actual cop car

[waxen root]

Doesn't seem to have a siren

[waxen root]

Whaaat

[still hatch]

I took the siren off

[waxen root]

WTF

Since when could you customize a cop car

[still hatch]

Since now

It's not fun but it shows it was a feature

I'll try it with the cop bike

[waxen root]

That's gonna be one of the first things I do in GTA once I get back

[waxen root]

Wdym it's not fun

It seems like a really fun thing to do now

Can you customize any cop car now?

Also the city cop cars?

And SWAT vans?

[still hatch]

You can customise any cruiser

I'm not sure about the FIB, Sheriff and Mtn police SUVs

@waxen root dms

[waxen root]

[waxen root]

Man if you can customize the FIB one and the NOOSE one I'm gonna be HAPPY

[still hatch]

I'll test when I get home

[maiden prawn]

you missed the “so” 🤓

[still hatch]

Never let em walk

[waxen root]

literally everyone has gotten that

nothing weird

[open jacinth]

[grand pond]

Traffic Pole coming in clutch 💯

[willow echo]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[weak nacelle]

What car would I get that looks like a police car the most ?

[weak nacelle]

What’s the name of it ?

[still hatch]

It's legit a cop car

[lone jewel]

Sup monkeys

[still hatch]

Don't ask questions

Imma test the ranger cruiser and fib suv then I'll fill everyone in

@open jacinth

[vernal vine]

What happened

[twin oracle]

which car is that?

[still hatch]

Sheriff police cruiser

[twin oracle]

how u get it?

[still hatch]

Sheriff SUV

It's a bug

Hint caged In and start it near an LS customs

In what ever cop vehicle

Note. You can't save it as a personal vehicle sadly

[opaque ocean]

https://i.imgur.com/dvo8WhQ.png

[still hatch]

Lol

[strange lintel]

how tf did that even fit

I guess with enough lube, anything's possible

[open jacinth]

Indeed

A hole is a hole

[still hatch]

This is getting hilarious

I thought the firetruck would be the funniest I was wrong

Tbh I'm tempted to buy the dump

[strange lintel]

dew it

[still hatch]

Bro bro bro

[open jacinth]

Monster it

[still hatch]

Liberator 😳

[strange lintel]

nah, too small

[still hatch]

How rare is it to find a natural dump

[strange lintel]

impossible

[still hatch]

No it isn't

[strange lintel]

oh, then extremely low

[still hatch]

You Just gotta tease the code good enough it pops out a dump at the quarry

[strange lintel]

or just buy one

1 mil isn't that much

[still hatch]

1 million for that hunk of fat

I don't grind often enough to afford that

[strange lintel]

sad

[still hatch]

Fuck you

[strange lintel]

fuck me~

[still hatch]

I brought it

[open jacinth]

Horny

[strange lintel]

[open jacinth]

Imagine humping that dumpussy tho

[strange lintel]

you don't hump it, it humps you

[open jacinth]

Even better

[still hatch]

It don't fit :(

Y'all owe me a mil

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[strange lintel]

try pushing harder

[still hatch]

Nor does moc

[open jacinth]

I can push something hard in ya~

[strange lintel]

oh really?

[open jacinth]

Yes really 😉

[strange lintel]

then why don't you prove it

[open jacinth]

Then we better get into dms sweetie~

[still hatch]

Ayo

[strange lintel]

let's do it here this time, in public

[still hatch]

I'm scared

[open jacinth]

Swirly have some decency

[frank pecan]

🚫 SendSomeHelp, that command is disabled in this channel.

[strange lintel]

decency? never heard of it

[open jacinth]

Who would want to watch this smash tournament

[strange lintel]

alot of people would

[still hatch]

Should I try a plane 😳

[strange lintel]

go even bigger, do the kosatka

[valid hill]

🤏 🖖 🤚 🤜 🤛 👊 , you get it now?

[still hatch]

Doubt it will fit

[open jacinth]

Well I have some respect for myself so you either get yo ass in the dms or we ain't doing it

[valid hill]

His ass wont fit, i tested it

[open jacinth]

Velussy 🤤

Bombussy owo

[strange lintel]

we ain't doin it, I just got hit hard by post-nut clarity

[open jacinth]

Oh, well I'm glad I could help you unload some of that~

[strange lintel]

[still hatch]

😳😳😳

[strange lintel]

have you even tried?

[valid hill]

I dont think he knows how to try

[strange lintel]

it's simple really, just lube up the tip and it'll sliiide right in

[still hatch]

Lol

This is actually tempting for science

[strange lintel]

question, can a bus fit?

[still hatch]

Can 10 feet fit 😳

Should ask your mum 😳😳😳

[strange lintel]

I'm asking you

[still hatch]

Idk

No I'm not buying a fuckin bus

[strange lintel]

buy a bus.

[still hatch]

Fuck off no

[strange lintel]

Fuck on yes

[still hatch]

I have 7 million no

[strange lintel]

a bus costs less than that

[still hatch]

I gotta buy shit still

[strange lintel]

what shit is better than a bus?

[still hatch]

Gold Jet

[strange lintel]

ah, how could I forget

but still, public transportation is better for the environment

[valid hill]

I think private transportation is better for getting men

[strange lintel]

you have a nightclub for that

[nocturne wedge]

Yeah buy the bus

Its important

[still hatch]

Imma have to charge you guys for this

[sudden sigil]

to people who are asking why gta map is sus

[prime aurora]

God dang it

[sudden sigil]

ignore my tabs ||please||

[bright lodge]

lol...7mil....

[open jacinth]

“Meth making process”

[pure meteor]

the second is even more interesting imo

[livid dagger]

If thats true im happy (draugur) but for the most part im dissapointed (both 10f, sentinel widebody, weevil custom)

Idk why is its spoilered

[livid dagger]

Nah, it aint sus

[livid dagger]

Does it work with other vehicles? Like can you save other stuff like this that you usualy wont be able to drive in ls customs

[sand lintel]

How much it sell for

[misty kayak]

[hasty egret]

Bro I got zero gold on my Cayo😭

[open jacinth]

Handy

[finite verge]

Excuse me

[finite verge]

233,904,782

Okay goodluck 😂

[blazing wedge]

i also want it i only got 27 million

[split robin]

Can some 1 help me with cash

[finite verge]

Good job

👏

[young island]

Dm me for more info and if u wanna buy

[left vine]

just my luck:(

[hasty egret]

Just did cayo on hard mode with tequila, got elite challenge because of the 2 paintings and escaped with a total of 1.4m

[finite verge]

Not too bad

[hasty egret]

I now have a fortune of 5.4m

[left vine]

do i spend 200k to get reasearch for the mk1 missiles

[strange lintel]

he sucked El Rubio's pp

I'm just assuming, that's how I got my fortune so I assume he did the same

become gay instead and lose that fortune

there is a sacred kung-fu technique to guarantee wealth and prosperity known as wifi-offu, knows to some as airplanemodu

the console clan has their own version but it is alot more difficult to master

[chrome jetty]

Do the agent 14 research things, that way it will speed it up and you won’t have to spend 200k

[maiden ridge]

what’s that

[open jacinth]

I only made 2.3 mil sadly

[hasty egret]

Should I get the toreador? I have 6m

[swift magnet]

If you think it looks cool

And fun to use

It's not really necessary for anything but it is a pretty nice vehicle to have

Also, is your name a dbd reference?

[still hatch]

You can't store vehicles

[still hatch]

It has no sellable price

[hasty egret]

yep

[swift magnet]

Lmao I figured

[open jacinth]

this is painful to see

[woeful lance]

Might wanna cash your money

[open jacinth]

i was about to skip the video from 00:08 to 00:11

that was a chance to make B11 MK2

sussy baka mode

[strange lintel]

he blew up after I pinned him to the wall

[open jacinth]

i mean, blew in a different way too

[strange lintel]

[humble spindle]

[strange lintel]

done

[woeful lance]

Hurts

[strange lintel]

it's gonna be a pain to scroll through all of those when selecting a car for a heist

[still hatch]

Why so many

[strange lintel]

Carl told me to cash in my money so I bought enough to completely fill my office garage

[still hatch]

I brought the lifeguard SUV so 😬

I can't say shit

[past sonnet]

The moose really is loose now!

[sand lintel]

I was thinking abt buying the luxor deluxe

[waxen root]

I prefer this quietness over the loud ass music you always have in your videos

Now all u gotta do is remove the griefing in every vid

[waxen root]

Yes

[waxen root]

Bruh wdym it's also useful

[waxen root]

Defending against griefers, pre-Sparrow Cayo Perico

[strange lintel]

[worthy breach]

what song is this

[shell helm]

wtf

[livid dagger]

Then how do people store and modify the party bus and things like dune?

I once landed ON the plane in a pvp scenario when i really needed that plane

[echo seal]

Cool

[dark maple]

What is the name of those Cars?

[crude gust]

2nd one is the turismo r

[still topaz]

No

[open jacinth]

[waxen root]

Dirty Vegas - Days Go By

[waxen root]

The first one might be Ignus

[worthy breach]

thanks

[forest widget]

Got gold solo

[open jacinth]

Normalna

What language is that

[forest widget]

Polish

[strange lintel]

careful not to end up in the backrooms

[earnest loom]

First one is Ignus

Second Turismo R

[waxen root]

[waxen root]

Yes you can, the Lifeguard is actually fun to use if u wanna rp

But buying 10 Z-types is just plain crazy

[still hatch]

There's only 10 so that's insane

[winter wing]

Have money to buy anithing on the gta what shoud i buy

[waxen root]

Spelling

What do u need in GTA?

What businesses/properties do u have and don't have

[strange lintel]

buy the Cayo perico island

[opaque ocean]

https://i.imgur.com/TmYZKqy.png

[stiff scroll]

ye

i got 1 mill for the last month

[restive flame]

it’s 500k. it’s not bugged

[stiff scroll]

k

not bugged for you

[open jacinth]

with the new 10% chances

[forest widget]

Nice

[livid dagger]

“Napad na cayo perico”. In my language this means “Attack on cayo perico” idk if it means the same in polish

[waxen root]

What language do u speak

[quasi geode]

Andrew Tate from wish

[mental stag]

come on

[quasi geode]

Bro is slav squatting let him be

[ripe notch]

how much stock would i get from this many supplies

[stuck mica]

What upgrades u got

[ripe notch]

none rn

[stuck mica]

Maybe like 1/4

[ripe notch]

ok ty

[stuck mica]

Np

[stuck mica]

Could be less

[ripe notch]

alright

[livid dagger]

Slovenian

[livid dagger]

With 20%+ money on secondary if i get tequilla i dont get mad if i get tequilla anymore

[swift magnet]

But the sparrow is cheaper?

[cold bluff]

yo

can someone help me get 2 to 3 mil pls

[young temple]

I've looked at some numbers and with all gold secondary; tequilla, the necklace and bearer bonds all give roughly the same when doing it duo. About 1.8m on hard for 85% cut (w elite). So yeh it's not as heartbreaking anymore. The diamond does give u quite a bit more still with 1.97m

[still topaz]

I want friends to play gta online with.

DM me

[open jacinth]

thats a shit tate cl

[celest elk]

You

🙇

[bronze cave]

I need a friend to run doomsday heists w, if you help with set up 50/50 split I’m on act 2

[strange lintel]

on your way to the movie theatre?

[waxen root]

I need you to run to lfg-doomsday-xbox

[waxen root]

Bruh he literally said "from Wish"

And do you really think GTA Online character customization is as good as to make an actual good Andrew Tate? I don't think so

[waxen root]

I want you to go to lfg-other-ps.

[still topaz]

Nice you have friends

[visual jay]

They're Npc Not Real Player

[still topaz]

💀

[open jacinth]

Everytime when I finish the Cayo Perico Heist:

[strange lintel]

what could go wrong?

[cobalt vale]

Almost had it

[strange lintel]

dramatic entrance

[solar holly]

Wanted for doing nothing

[strange lintel]

lucky you

[split jasper]

Literally hate this shit 😭

[gloomy halo]

how does this happen

[fleet raven]

laundry rate

[waxen root]

L

[strange lintel]

the starling didn't even do anything ;-;

[still geyser]

Chilling with my dead body!

[open jacinth]

my m8 did

he even put the airpods on

When someone is about to die:
Normal people: Take him to the nearest hostipal
Rockstar:

[maiden prawn]

when the um uh mhm

[upbeat gazelle]

Bro gon die after he gets there💀

[solar holly]

GTA is wild for adding this

[bleak mango]

what gang sign is this!

[proven jewel]

Laz got some moves

[ocean halo]

Ive has the zame issue

[open jacinth]

😂

[gloomy halo]

yoo what rockstar is in my session

[hasty egret]

What do I do with 9 mil

[waxen root]

Ask him to send a pic of it to u and put it here

[open jacinth]

we r on ps4

[waxen root]

Jedi

[waxen root]

So?

[open jacinth]

eh he probs has ps app

[waxen root]

What is that

Just ask him to take a picture with his phone

Of the screen

Of his character

[open jacinth]

wtf

ill send it when hes online

[open jacinth]

can somebody like lend me a oppressor mark 1 or 2 because i've always wanted to drive one and maybe somebody can let me drive thiers for like 5-10 min

[restive ember]

Need help with old Heist

[proven jewel]

After fighting a try hard and I won

[open jacinth]

Rate the rng montage

[open jacinth]

10/5.8

[open jacinth]

W?

[proven jewel]

I love this sound

[proven jewel]

This is a w

I don't fly my lazar I drive it

[open jacinth]

W

[proven jewel]

And yacht that bad flex

Collateral damage

[chrome inlet]

I DID IT i can fuking retired from heists now

[finite verge]

👏

[open jacinth]

literally everyone requested for that

[open jacinth]

AUTO AIM😭😭😭😭😭

[open jacinth]

OH MY bro your a legend

that guy is so fucking goofy i hope rockstar takes back the invite only sell feature cause of him, in fact, if i was rockstar games i would issue an apology letter for even putting that suggestion to the mind from that guy
I then would discontinue gta online knowing that guy touched it, a fucking menace to society, a disgusting specimen that has to watch a youtube tutorial on how to shower but still can't complete that

thanks for listening to my TED talk

imagine if someone ac read that

[humble lichen]

How did u do that

[open jacinth]

@open jacinth ^

jesus

[meager finch]

Sympathy#8964 was muted | No reason given.

[upper pike]

Did you catch this secret billboard in gta story mode?

[faint hearth]

yeah

[upper pike]

You can find it in paleto bay after having 10 shots in the casino night club

[faint hearth]

ik

i saw it

[shell fog]

Ik I'm late but congrats

[shy drift]

Thanks can never know where he posts 💀

[waxen root]

By doing it

[open jacinth]

can somebody like lend me a oppressor mark 1 or 2 because i've always wanted to drive one and maybe somebody can let me drive thiers for like 5-10 min

[odd salmon]

cool teach me?

[strange lintel]

no

[odd salmon]

pls teach

[waxen root]

lfg-xbox-series-x-s

[tulip cave]

How tf is a hydra that durable

[strange lintel]

the b11 cannon's fire rate is pretty low, you're probably just used to the lazer instantly blowing it up

[livid dagger]

@wary kindle thats what you can do with R* editor btw

And i’ve got more

[wary kindle]

Pretty nice but for me I take pictures on the go, no staging, just pure random shots when the time is right

[livid dagger]

Yea i get that

[wary kindle]

The whole setup process for editor mode is nice but I prefer having to just take it what's happening in the moment yk

[livid dagger]

Yea, i mean its easy to tell when something was screenshot or taken from snapmatic

[civic valve]

Hey I am new here and I need a crew for the cayo heist

[nova grotto]

Murica!

[livid dagger]

Waste of money

[nova grotto]

sometimes u gotta splurge

[livid dagger]

Eh, still

[autumn basalt]

I am in a bit of a predicament atm

Im stuck

[autumn basalt]

Mixture between 2 and 7

Asking for a higher cut when he cant even spell “percent”

[odd salmon]

heisenberg

[bleak mango]

4 & 6

[odd salmon]

a10 warthog

[vivid depot]

3 & 7

[open jacinth]

bruh thats literally how you play rng

[rapid magnet]

his first 30 seconds of owning one

[open jacinth]

Skill issue

[livid dagger]

Just ewo

[autumn basalt]

Im to much of a coward to fall into the sweet release of death

[livid dagger]

Hm

[livid dagger]

Not only that, also reduced damage. It cant even bring a fully maxed stats player down to “red” health, i belive

[odd salmon]

is diamond bac

[livid dagger]

What diamond

[odd salmon]

casino

[livid dagger]

No its not, when it will be, tgg’s gonna make a video about it (probably). As far as i know, the next time it comes back is valentine day?

@odd salmon

[strange lintel]

yeah, you have to use missies for that kind of stuff

[proven jewel]

Gta logic

[open jacinth]

New 4x4 vehicle

[bitter oar]

Where are the suits

[nova grotto]

grinding the pole

[nova grotto]

could probably steal this but naah

[ruby swift]

AYO is there any way to get this dress me and my sister want it

[nova grotto]

even with 2 busted tires this car is still fast af

[open jacinth]

what did you do to that GTO 😭

[nova grotto]

Made it into a masterpiece

[static apex]

this isn't gta bruh

[open jacinth]

ok

stop shitposting here

[midnight yew]

ok

lol

[waxen root]

What car

Itali GTO?

[waxen root]

Why did u do that tho

Did u know that was gonna happen

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[bleak mango]

dresses that npc wear aren’t allowed to us players so unfortunately no.

[waxen root]

Some actually are available to players

But definitely not each one

[waxen root]

How unfortunate that nobody likes you

[strange lintel]

[celest elk]

Hot

[upbeat gazelle]

Imagine griefing a cargo who minds their damn business

[strange lintel]

sad, someone just had to infringe on their business

and rudely destroy their hard work, how could someone do such a thing

[strange lintel]

I stopped using the lazer cuz it stopped being fun, plus I like the snake livery alot

https://c.tenor.com/ayzXrCu8jnoAAAAM/bored-boredom.gif

I know exactly the feeling of getting griefed and I find joy in giving others that same feeling

[nova grotto]

Yes

[strange lintel]

knowing you ruined someone else's day is pure entertainment

[solar holly]

Having a full conversation in here😂

[strange lintel]

i do that when I can, but I rarely encounter other griefers and the ones I do encounter are mostly just modders

yes

it's also fun to enrage the people here with these clips

[twin halo]

clean 🥵

[swift magnet]

Wait wrong clip I'm silly

"What's that for a helicopter-"
(Old)

I just got an idea

[swift magnet]

Teach what

How to shoot down a hydra?

[maiden prawn]

just point and shoot

[livid dagger]

Why tho

Fuck griefers

Being bored is not an excuse if you wanna come up with that

[proven jewel]

Hazbin hotel

[autumn basalt]

Random npc randomly gave me the middle finger

[midnight sinew]

This always been here?

[final chasm]

easy money

[bleak mango]

nice

[proven jewel]

Looks like a silvia S14

[midnight sinew]

No the shop

[proven jewel]

Mixed with a 1996 Toyota supra MK3

[proven jewel]

Ya no idk

[proven jewel]

Still looks like a silvia S14/13 mixed with a 1996 Toyota supra MK3

[midnight sinew]

That’s not what I was texting to know about

The shop

[final chasm]

dealerships are new

idk if thats what that is tho

[proven jewel]

No the car

Ik your talking about the shop

I moved onto the car

It will probably come out later

This update is till October

[final chasm]

they still drip feeding

so entirely possible

[proven jewel]

The last car out on October is the obey F10 widebody

[strange lintel]

why isn't it?

[bleak mango]

sus

[strange lintel]

[maiden prawn]

what are you gonna do about it baby girl

[autumn basalt]

@celest marsh this is the vangar

[celest marsh]

Thanks 🙏

[autumn basalt]

Np my dude

[celest marsh]

I recently bought Ls Car Meet memebership inside the game

[autumn basalt]

Oh damn

That was the only update i ever saved up for

Cause Franklin was returning

[celest marsh]

Serious

[autumn basalt]

I bought everything from the update when it came out

[autumn basalt]

No wait wrong one lol

[true comet]

Does anyone want to do merge glitch

[celest marsh]

And what mission did you do in the game??

[autumn basalt]

Simeonics

[celest marsh]

Ohh thanks

How much you get if u complete it

[autumn basalt]

18k

[celest marsh]

Ohh thanks

[humble spindle]

Is that a good car? how good?

[worthy breach]

longfin approach are pretty fun

[livid dagger]

At this point it’d be better to kill someone for no reason if you’re bored

[livid dagger]

Nothing, just wanted to share my opinion about griefers

Firstly; fuck no
Secondly; im not an emo

[livid dagger]

Not the fastest but very fast. Experienced driver can win races with it even though there are faster supercars

[strange lintel]

that is pretty uninteresting

[livid dagger]

Killing someone in a vehicle is the same as greifing someone driving a delivery van. Bullshit

[strange lintel]

what makes you think i don't kill random people as well? if I were to upload every single kill it would be considered as spam

i would rather upload 'interesting' clips than boring kills

[livid dagger]

Fuck this

[strange lintel]

yes, fuck this

[livid dagger]

OK, i just wanted to share my fucking opinion about griefers

Man this is bullshit

[strange lintel]

agreed

[autumn stirrup]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818597987902816287/997989549085052998/2020.06.24.mp4

[autumn stirrup]

13 minutes? I used to b2b this and get 1.8mill in 5-6 mins.

[flat hearth]

Me when the

[waxen root]

Ok glitcher

[waxen root]

Hell yeah I agree

[livid dagger]

THANK YOU

[waxen root]

Griefers burn down in flames

[autumn stirrup]

the real g's are the modders who fuck greifers and track them between lobbies till they rage quit the game

[open jacinth]

Your dad left you with the milk and ur 2nd dad too

[strange lintel]

[waxen root]

[waxen root]

This video makes me wanna race through traffic with the fastest car I can find in my garages

Why does that look so damn fast tho

Like unnaturally fast

Is it a new car or something xd

[vivid depot]

Bro 25k for bulletproof tires on a bike

[rugged frigate]

The fact they told the parents what their kid should buy with the money 🤣😂🤣

[flat hearth]

@stiff ridge

[stiff ridge]

Yooo my best atm is1:20:6xx

[strange lintel]

hmm

[shy atlas]

What the pavel doin

[brazen nexus]

Took me 13 mins cuz there wasn’t good loot at the docks so I went to the airport

[autumn stirrup]

I went to the airport and got 2 cages and went to compound and got main loot in 6 mins

Main dock with longfin, but instead of going straight turn left go to airstrip, then loot, then take boat to compund. Swim after compound to exit.

[brazen nexus]

Drainage tunnel is my main infiltration point

[open jacinth]

Back out use your phones messages. Will give answer

[maiden prawn]

you try every digit

[strange lintel]

try all of the 1x10^6 possible combinations

[open jacinth]

Wish people like you didn't exist. Mis informations a crime against humanity. Even about games. 👍

[autumn basalt]

Is he ok?

[strange lintel]

I bet you don't even know what a joke is

[autumn basalt]

I think he needs some milk

[strange lintel]

ehh... just call the paramedics

[autumn basalt]

I dont think they can help

I got a metal detector from him

So i guess there is treasure on cayo

[strange lintel]

oh nice

[pallid fjord]

yo guys can any1 tell me how to get speed demon livery for uber cypher???

can any one help ?

[tired relic]

Wonder how rare it is to get double painting in office

[open jacinth]

that’s why you don’t believe everything you see on the internet

Does anyone have a pic of all the velum spawn locations for the cayo prep?

[waxen root]

Paleto Bay, Grapeseed, Lago Zancudo

I might be missing one or two but those are some of the spawn locations

[waxen root]

Not that rare

[waxen root]

How damn ironic, did u really think he was being serious with "that's a crime!!1"

[maiden prawn]

if he wasn't being serious why did he leave

[twin halo]

10 year old game btw

[autumn basalt]

Why am i still alive?

[autumn basalt]

Depends on main

[waxen root]

No?

It's literally the same no matter your main target

Or wait

Did that get updated in the Cayo Perico nerf

[open jacinth]

wtf

[vivid depot]

MOC Cab better as it takes 60+ I believe

[upbeat gazelle]

Just 60 not over 60

[vivid depot]

60 is still pretty good ngl

[waxen root]

Nope, over 60

[open jacinth]

Nah I meant I needed a pic for locations. I’m doing my own job warps so need precise location lol

[carmine aurora]

yo bru

[fringe talon]

Hate life

[open jacinth]

why are you doing buggee solo?

[fringe talon]

I’m doing solo grind

Because I have no friends 😩

[open jacinth]

Yeah but did you know it impossible to do 4 buggies solo

[fringe talon]

Nah it’s just one

[open jacinth]

Oh well :(((

[fringe talon]

5 weapon deliveries but my god I got stuck. Still got 42k back but I take the L

[open jacinth]

Question since large warehouse
are on discount I'm going to buy 1 and if it's full how much do I get when full

2m ish

[open jacinth]

^^^^^^

Is that double money or reg

[vivid geyser]

Tell me this isn’t 10 million well spent 😂

@open jacinth