📸┃gta-media

[open jacinth]

beans wtf

[marble island]

Wtf

[open jacinth]

Did u cum

[unreal basalt]

im not killing my guys off. ps5 is nutz

[empty blaze]

I only bought 50k chips and this is what I ended with

I have a problem…a good one

[rustic mason]

[open jacinth]

Guess

[lime linden]

ok, now what?

[rustic mason]

[wide heath]

Escape

Then

[strange lintel]

turn yourself in

[open jacinth]

Get arrested

Damn killing noobs in freemode wont have any benefits

[strange lintel]

I'm glad I reached my goal of getting a KD of 2

[open jacinth]

Now i will never be able to achieve my dream KD ratio of 69.69

[analog flame]

im chilling w a 420.69 KD

[void horizon]

Nah they'll still kill noobs for the giggles. Unfortunately.

[open jacinth]

Ngl killing noobs is pretty fun 😏😏

[hexed hull]

Why do ppl think every1 who kills us tryna get a high kd?

[open jacinth]

Cuz most greifers are kd warriors

[hexed hull]

Mhm

Maybe we just like the pvp side of the game?

[open jacinth]

Kinda sus

[maiden prawn]

i’m stuck in 9kd now

[sand lintel]

Has no one realised it says pick up the tequila and if you look on the map the dot isnt there

[empty blaze]

That’s the whole point we all saw it but we alr know it’s glitch ☠️

[maiden prawn]

hard mode would be better

[paper zodiac]

Finally y’all actually NEED SKILL if you wanna measure your dicks

[swift magnet]

Damn really???

That's a bigger deal than some people may think

A lot of sweats are going to cry over it lol

[swift magnet]

Not the case

[paper zodiac]

They also mad that ALL business sell missions can now be done in invite lobbies

Where nood and grinder?

[swift magnet]

Also, where can I find all of the patch notes or whatever this is?

[maiden prawn]

newswire

[swift magnet]

Alright

[paper zodiac]

To troll people into rage buying cards

[swift magnet]

Nice

We don't know, but if that's the case, it's a huge difference

The current max bonus is 25%, if it goes up to 2% then the new max will be 50%

Massive btw

[paper zodiac]

Make it max at 75% and yeah I can see the risk reward

[swift magnet]

FINALLY

No more 30 second calls from English Dave

[paper zodiac]

our god rockstar has gifted us this day

But love Russian pavel

Every update just adds more dialogue to his story

[maiden prawn]

well in pvp you don’t have a spare second

[paper zodiac]

Can someone make an edit of this with thermal goggles on them? Bonus if you add face paint and tryhard label over em

[open jacinth]

Don’t know if anyone has sent this yet but here it is

48 minutes

[open jacinth]

x 3

[maiden prawn]

144 minutes

[open jacinth]

This kid mad

[last birch]

Nightclub better be buffed? Nahhh the arcade better be buffed. The daily earning for it is literally a tenth of the nightclub earnings.

I love how rockstar does updates. They add a little bit of new content but some cars have been broken for years and there's glitches that break heists. They only update glitches and broken game play if it allows the player to make just a little bit of extra money then its a big deal

I'd be surprised if they ever decide to fix the Zenos mirror problem

[last birch]

Yeah there's a glitch with cayo where sometimes it loads wrong. It will drop you in the sub over by the compound but will change your weapons and won't give you the cutting torch so you can't get in. If you kill yourself and restart it will load the right weapons but it won't load the primary. You have to leave it and then go to a new session and restart it.

[vocal shell]

every tryhard crying rn

[paper zodiac]

Them saying they’re not mad and calling grinders crybabies about em right now

[vocal shell]

[paper zodiac]

Grinders right now

[hushed knoll]

This mean what I think it means?

[swift magnet]

If you think it's a patch for b2b, you're wrong

They're nerfing solo cayo because it's the single best way to make money in the entire game

[open jacinth]

I hate this because i don't always have people to play with 😩

[open jacinth]

@opaque dew

[open jacinth]

Bro once I got the sonar scanner

[last birch]

That's happened to me before. The annoying part is you can't take out weapons, move, quit the mission, or kill yourself. You literally have to quit the game

[placid meadow]

he’s mad cuz he doesn’t have imani tech

[placid meadow]

update bad boycott r*

[vocal shell]

@quiet glade

[quiet glade]

Oh

[vocal shell]

i thought they wanted to benefit solo players more

after they released cayo they said that lol

r* cant be much generous than that

[quiet glade]

No

They are nerfing it so players are more cooperative which is good because I have a friend that only does cayos and nothing else

[noble yew]

If you have someone in you mc or ceo they can kill you but you have to enable friendly fire

[open jacinth]

yeah I’ll probably make a second character now

[wispy dew]

ik this isnt about gta but i found an xbox for just 49 dollars

i legit didnt even edit it

apparently it used to be 149 but they made a sweet discount

[open jacinth]

To buy it outright? Or that “buy now, pay later” shit

[fluid coral]

Lmao

[shell fog]

Been doing that more than cayo anyway lol

[open jacinth]

I have 37 mil

also I’m probably just gonna buy a arcade and kosatka

My 2nd character just gonna be for more heists

💀

doesn’t really make sense to buy all the businesses again on a second character tbh

[hot spade]

well hello there. I just came to ask if any body wanted to play prison heist, I know its irritating but I have to do it I also have to do the setups but Im avaiable at giving 15% at the heist

[vocal shell]

lfg channels

[hot spade]

ah thanks mate

[open jacinth]

Keeping both fingers crossed for this

[karmic moth]

1000% no scam warranty

[hexed hull]

I’m pissed

My mans put a 3 hour cool down on the Cayo hiest😭🥺🖕

[restive turret]

Yeah it really hurts

[viral raven]

🤨

[marsh bane]

Who could do a heist with me till I get 4m I’m trynna buy a fully upgraded nightclub it would mean a lot to me

[open jacinth]

Literally me aswell

[hexed hull]

Nooo🥺🥺😭

[onyx pawn]

I think I'm being watched

[open jacinth]

This is a chart of the updated payouts for APT and Doomsday Heists.

Note: Doomsday and PAC are increased by 50% while the other 4 apt heists are increased by 75%.

Note 2: These are payouts on hard. I have also added a difference section showing how much more money is being added

[stray dove]

Prison pac and doomsday should have been triple money

[velvet kestrel]

what are the chances

[open jacinth]

Damn what did u do to get banned ?

[velvet kestrel]

i bought money

[open jacinth]

Shark cards or mods?

[maiden prawn]

lol

[velvet kestrel]

like a bought money from a site for 200 mil

[maiden prawn]

lmao

[velvet kestrel]

xd

[open jacinth]

You are a retard

[open jacinth]

Bruh

U paid for recoveries lmao

[velvet kestrel]

bruh what are the chances

[open jacinth]

Very high tbh

[remote turtle]

should i wait for my bunker to stock up and then when its full get some help then sell it bc im trying to figure out how to make more money instead of just grinding cayo

[open jacinth]

Of you getting banned for buying modded money?

[velvet kestrel]

ik a friend he use accual mod but i just bought money and i got suspended

he is not even banned also

[open jacinth]

Most online sites use shitty free mod menus to do recoveries and most of the time they are detected

[velvet kestrel]

now i got to start all over again

[open jacinth]

Also was ur account new @velvet kestrel

[velvet kestrel]

my level was 40 something

[open jacinth]

I mean the account not character cuz new accounts that get recoveries done to them tend to get banned

[velvet kestrel]

hmm more than a month

[remote turtle]

Can somebody tell me how to set up businesses for the nightclub

[remote turtle]

is it the same as the MC?

[open jacinth]

Seems pretty new so that might be the case

[velvet kestrel]

is it only me here who bought money and got suspended

[open jacinth]

If ur mc businesses are already setup then u only need to setup the night club and hire technicians to the other businesses

[remote turtle]

so buy businesses for the MC first and then all i need to do is get the technicians?

[open jacinth]

Ye u also need to setup ur mc businesses as well

[remote turtle]

no i mean like the side businesses or the passive things and how much would that cost me

[open jacinth]

Pretty much

[open jacinth]

I can’t really remember lol ask in #🚔┃gta-discussion

[velvet kestrel]

so there is no solution to get my progress back

[remote turtle]

ok i appreciate your information

[open jacinth]

Other than do the same thing again u will have to actually grind the game lol

[velvet kestrel]

okay thanks for your cooperation

[queen spade]

for fucks sake dude

[craggy ridge]

What's this🤔

[maiden prawn]

that is the gta online loading screen but it’s flipped vertically

[craggy ridge]

Who taught you to say jokes like that? Hope it's not your mommy🥺

[hoary pike]

That just shows how the shark cards are worth it

[craggy ridge]

Ohh hmm okay

Ty

[hoary pike]

Yea np

[maiden prawn]

close. it was your momma

[hoary pike]

My best one yet

[hoary pike]

@craggy ridge personally i wouldn't take that level of disrespect

[wanton vapor]

💪

[wanton vapor]

looks cool man

[hoary pike]

Thanks 🙂

[open jacinth]

Seems legit

[wanton vapor]

dayum nice

[wanton vapor]

ya totally 120m earned n 824m spent

[remote turtle]

how

[last birch]

Do shark cards count as money earned?

[open jacinth]

?tag r mod

[meager finch]

This is not a glitching/modding server. DO NOT request help for/promote glitching

[last birch]

Fun fact: in the diamond casino prep Lester references shark cards which makes it cannon that the npcs in GTA V have different currency and pay rockstar for in game currency. OR Lester is breaking the 4th wall

[open jacinth]

@remote turtle please do not ask about glitches in this server

[remote turtle]

i forgot mb

[open jacinth]

#📜┃all-server-info

[remote turtle]

ty for the reminder

[open jacinth]

mhm

[maiden prawn]

#💎┃memes／media

[empty kiln]

Getting gta back 😩

[near dock]

bad idea

[burnt agate]

Nice Keyboard

[empty kiln]

LMAO

ty

[near dock]

also you have $0.06 broke ahh mf 😹

[empty kiln]

😦

[near dock]

but yeah that keyboard does look nice

[empty kiln]

aw so cute

[near dock]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-laugh-smile-king-gif-14309345

good4u

because video games cause violence

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-worried-anxious-scared-gif-17776670

[lime linden]

better be doing it till its out

[distant sable]

Is the money getting a nerf when doing Cayo or no?

[empty kiln]

Oh I just came back to gta today

[sharp nacelle]

I just saw it today

To bad I won’t get to witness the update first day 🥲🥲😥😥😭

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[sharp nacelle]

No dad alert that’s unfortunate

[haughty tendon]

same

i have my exams so i can only play on the 28th

[sharp nacelle]

I got my console taken

[haughty tendon]

why?

[sharp nacelle]

It was a dumb reason why it got taken

Parents aka old heads be buggin

[waxen root]

How unfortunate that nobody likes your griefer furry ahh

[strange lintel]

quite unfortunate

[sharp nacelle]

Got that shit taken cause I decided to stay home and sleep instead of going to wild waves and I haven’t been sleeping much and the old head blamed it on my console and said that’s the reason why even though I get off early

[autumn basalt]

Hitting your elbow against the edge of a table

[maiden prawn]

i quite enjoy it

what the fuck

[open jacinth]

@hallow shard please only post gta content in this channel.

[hallow shard]

Oh sorry

[sharp nacelle]

Lmao

[lime linden]

oh goddddd godgdogdogdogd godddd

goddddddd daaawwggggg

i found heaven in these words

[strange lintel]

a prime example of the phrase 'less is more'

[wanton vapor]

dayum more then 3k hrs

[swift magnet]

Old

[strange lintel]

damn... twice in a row

[hoary pike]

Damn nice aim

[swift magnet]

Friend: "Should I BST snipe hi-"
Me: "YEYES I SHOT HIM OUT OF IT"

[swift magnet]

Thanks

[wanton vapor]

[strange lintel]

"offraydarheedra"

[swift magnet]

[lime linden]

man is a trained terorist

[maiden prawn]

flex

[open jacinth]

lol

[maiden prawn]

100% mine

[torn storm]

Oh nice

Don’t even have to worry about that value I guess

yeah that’s what confuses me

So I just go by the lowest selling price

for now

i do but I have to use Blaine county as a guide to not get more than one vehicle but with maximum profit

So when that gets close to 150, I sell to los santos for double

K

Cool

[maiden prawn]

guys #🚔┃gta-discussion if u wanna chat without cooldown

unlike me

[strange lintel]

just type everything in one sentence

[maiden prawn]

how will i be able to flex my cooldown bypass then?

[strange lintel]

hmm

[vocal shell]

u should prob fill ur bunker and sell on dlc day or double money

[forest widget]

Fxoe

[strange lintel]

😐

[vocal shell]

u will def find ppl to help u sell lol

[vocal shell]

LG tv

[strange lintel]

proud member of the lgtv community

[vocal shell]

[open jacinth]

Furry

[strange lintel]

you should easy way out, now!

[forest widget]

Yes

[forest widget]

Too bad theres no fennec mask

[swift magnet]

Those guys were roleplaying and we dressed up as arabs, went there and roleplayed as terrorists with RPGs, they didn't want to roleplay anymore so they got hydras and such but we started roleplaying as cracked snipers

After that I decided to roleplay as an F-16 fighter jet pilot, despite being the ones who started using jets, they weren't happy that I used one

[verbal elbow]

For the ones that wanna know the new payouts

[open jacinth]

Is this from the newswire

[verbal elbow]

No I calculated it myself, basic math lol

[open jacinth]

Prison break 700k 😵‍💫

[lavish hazel]

Hi

[steel trench]

Doomsday act 3 is not that bad actually

[lavish hazel]

I am delete my photos in gallyre in gta in wrong

Can i am reback it?

[finite crow]

???

[lavish hazel]

Reback the photos

[finite crow]

not that i am aware off

[lavish hazel]

Whate is?

[steel trench]

Yes in 50%-50% both player gets 1.125.000 dollar

[finite crow]

ah, i see.. english is too hard... ok

[lavish hazel]

😂 😂 😂

[steel trench]

Is that the one where you have to damage the jet?

I was thinking about the prep but its not that bad the trick is that the gunner shoots down the targets

[steel trench]

And after a little time u figure out the bombing too

I am preatty sure thats a bug

It happend to me when I was doing it as a host but we failed once or restarted the mission (can t remember) but it was fixed

but there are some bad setups I am not gona deny that bud with communication (and retrying) it can be easier

[waxen root]

It is

Unless you have grinded that heist for your whole playtime

Or should I say "ground"

[steel trench]

Nope only did once as host and probably 5 times as helping plus I was talking about the new payout

[waxen root]

Oh you were talking about the payout ok

But it's quite a difficult heist

[waxen root]

Which is getting buffed right?

[steel trench]

Yes

Plus 50% final cut

[steel trench]

.

[formal zodiac]

can sm1 help me with cayo?

[open jacinth]

shut up

[open jacinth]

🐐

[empty kiln]

lol

[nocturne sleet]

Lol

[vocal shell]

yes thank you so much
every fucking youtuber was just reading the newswire and calling it a complete "breakdown" of the dlc

[verbal elbow]

Yup I watched tylarious’ latest vid and that’s what the title was, did not show the new payout so I said f it and did it myself

[empty kiln]

can tell

[open jacinth]

never doubted you 🙏

[empty kiln]

lol

[rugged skiff]

There aint no way 💀

Gta really hates me today

[open jacinth]

How do you miss elite challenge on cayo

[nocturne sleet]

I barely even complete the elite challenge for cayo💀

I always take my time to not make a mistake

[rugged skiff]

I had to walk across the whole island

It takes some time 😔

[open jacinth]

Damn so close

[normal bone]

Dogfighters > everyone

[sharp nacelle]

That’s crazy ppl rlly be doing this

[normal bone]

Bro shush I’m getting my clout rn

[sharp nacelle]

My clout now boy

[lament geyser]

Who wants to join my gang

[sharp nacelle]

Do I shoot ppl up

[open jacinth]

U should use the longfin, start at the main dock, take a left. Get ur secondary targets first. Then go back to ur boat and go to the drainage tunnel, clear the main target and leave thru the front gate, grab the bike that'd next to a guy straight off when u exit. Take a dive past (behind helipad) wheelie into the water, put on ur rebreather and swim away from the island. Boom 10-13min

[sharp nacelle]

I get elite challenge in 20 min

I could do it in 30 and still get it that’s just me though

[rugged skiff]

Wont u be slower if u get secondary targets first tho

[sharp nacelle]

No

Are you doing it solo?

[open jacinth]

How the fck

I always rush and get elite in like 11

[sharp nacelle]

My shortest time was like 10 min

[worthy snow]

Dam 20 minutes??? Do you crawl the entire time or sum lmao

90% of the time I get it done in under 9 minutes by myself every time

[maiden prawn]

wow crazy

absolutely mind blowing

[worthy snow]

What’s mind blowing is how someone takes 30 minutes

[open jacinth]

Inverted controls

[worthy snow]

As in doing the heist with inverted controls?

[open jacinth]

Wha...t else could I mean

https://tenor.com/view/really-oh-gif-20339203

[worthy snow]

Ahh yes because everyone who plays gta just chooses to do cayo with inverted controls regularly😐

Who tf willingly does that besides ppl doing a challenge

[open jacinth]

He took 20 mins to clear cayo I'd be surprised if he was on normal controls 💀

[worthy snow]

Makes sense now ig

[chilly lynx]

How do I help Mr Moodymann?

[open jacinth]

Tell him to do it himself and hangup

[chilly lynx]

Guess, I'll give him a tour around LS

[wanton vapor]

kill him

hes annoying af

[open jacinth]

U dont u kill him

[chilly lynx]

Done, burned him too death

[wanton vapor]

💪

[open jacinth]

Good man 💪

[sharp nacelle]

😱😱😱😱

Shark cards

[open jacinth]

Tryna understand what we did to papa r*

[rugged skiff]

They think we have friends to do cayo with or something 🤨

[maiden prawn]

hire associates

[open jacinth]

I know, like sorry r* we're not extroverts

[rugged skiff]

Most of the time they mess up and it ends up taking an hour to complete

[maiden prawn]

then wait

[swift magnet]

GTA players be like Nooooooo variety in grinding

[open jacinth]

On pc the only associates are modders that rather fuck ur sells up and shi

[open jacinth]

We don't want any, cayo is good fast grinding

[maiden prawn]

fr

[swift magnet]

Then do b2b

[open jacinth]

tHeN dO b2b

[maiden prawn]

“oh no i can’t make a shit ton of money in an hour anymore!”

[swift magnet]

I'm being 100% serious

[open jacinth]

Exactly lol

[swift magnet]

If you find absolutely no enjoyment in grinding and the only reason you do it is money, why not b2b?

[open jacinth]

I didn't know it existed until today, and plus it's too much effort, I'd rather sit on my ass the whole time thank u very much

[swift magnet]

Than what, pull out your ethernet cable?

[open jacinth]

I don't have Ethernet

[rugged skiff]

Airplane mode

[open jacinth]

I don't have airplane mode

[swift magnet]

Turn your PC on airplane mode

[rugged skiff]

What 😰

[swift magnet]

Disable your internet connection

[open jacinth]

I don't have internet connection

[swift magnet]

Fair enough

[open jacinth]

💀

[swift magnet]

[open jacinth]

If I did I'd be playing rn

LMAO

[rugged skiff]

Destroy the neighbors wifi box 💪

[open jacinth]

I live far away on a mountain

[sharp nacelle]

I want me one of those 🤭

[modern bridge]

Someone help ?

[open jacinth]

Restart ur pc, if it still doesn't work check servers

If still doesn't work idfk

[modern bridge]

Done it , still nothing

[open jacinth]

Welp then Idrk what to tell u

[modern bridge]

Okai, ty anyway

[open jacinth]

👍

such a nice guy

[modern bridge]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

no idea

[rough granite]

Lmao my lil bto

Bro

[sharp nacelle]

Get a ps5

[vocal shell]

yeah also thought he was gonna show the payouts but didnt

[sharp nacelle]

Bro said

🙁🤳💻

[vocal shell]

[maiden prawn]

delete your social club account

[open jacinth]

This happened on console like a week ago, you’ll just have to wait unfortunately

Restarting your console/pc/or game won’t help this, it’s something on rockstars end

[terse barn]

There updating thier servers for the 26

[waxen root]

That don't look like a laptop

In the picture

🖥️

That's more like it

[waxen root]

Why does your table or whatever have so many scratches on it

"AARAV" or something like that it says over there

[rough granite]

Bruh my bro's name

[waxen root]

Why is it scratched on the table

[placid bear]

Why would I get this text from Lester

[rough granite]

He did it when he was younger lmao

[waxen root]

Alright

[waxen root]

What did you do recently involving Lester

[placid bear]

Casino heist but I left during the heist

I went to story mode and then joined a session and got that text

[waxen root]

Maybe a story mode text somehow came into online

A small glitch or something

[placid bear]

Ok

[dreamy cipher]

Aarav bruh Tu ?

[rough granite]

Nah nah my brother's name

[sharp nacelle]

its a laptop

[wide heath]

Ye it can

U can receive job invitation in story mod but only once

It's a bug

[tidal vessel]

how to do the second one

[fast token]

Look at my body hahaha

[waxen root]

Then how come can't I see the laptop's keyboard

[tidal vessel]

tell me someone

[waxen root]

You need to talk to the racing guy in LS Car Meet and then select sprint race

From what I remember ppl don't rly do sprint races so you're kinda screwed if you're on a daily objective streak

[tidal vessel]

oh tysm

[placid meadow]

@random compass

Paige is mine bitch.

[pseudo kite]

[hybrid hill]

Bro saved a pic on his phone

[placid meadow]

it’s gone

[random compass]

Nah bruh she itching my balls rn

[placid meadow]

see my newest photo is a banana wearing a tuxedo

[open jacinth]

All I need now is the pyro and it basically completes the collection

[sacred otter]

What collection are you actually doing ?

[strange lintel]

idk, aircraft?

[sacred otter]

Military jets and helicopters ?

Ur missing the annihilator and the annihilator stealth

[sharp nacelle]

bc theres that little border strip on it that makes the keyboard outline if you know what i mean

[sharp nacelle]

ive see that face on a youtube tutorial

[fast token]

Yeah i got it from a youtube vid

I changed it a little bit

[open jacinth]

I’m just getting all the aircraft that are good from yt

is this sum new that you can blow these up?

[strange lintel]

no

[open jacinth]

ppl been saying that but i have played since 2014 and i have never known that you can blow these up 😭

it must be new

[strange lintel]

how often do you go around purposely blowing up air cond units?

[open jacinth]

never but i need to have at least accidentally shot at one

it just feels new

[waxen root]

Yeah you have never known it but it has existed

[analog flame]

im rich

[open jacinth]

Looks legit to me 💀💀

[analog flame]

it is i had to grind real hard to make it

[open jacinth]

Lol

[open jacinth]

[open jacinth]

W

he is earning money even while screenshoting this he never stops grinding

🙏

[analog flame]

the grind dont stop💪

[cobalt jackal]

how does this happen? What is it

[steep knot]

Fuckin mods idk

[wanton vapor]

one of ceo mission heli something

[wanton vapor]

no mods

[sacred otter]

It’s the mrs baker mission the heli is called the skylift

[steep knot]

Oh

[hearty tide]

who said the faggio cant fly

[swift magnet]

Old

[steel trench]

There is a hangar sell mission with the helicopter

[wanton vapor]

GM speedo ?

💪

[cobalt jackal]

Ohhh that makes sense

[swift magnet]

Yeah

He was pretty bad at fighting when I got him out of his godmode car and he eventually left

Who could possibly have imagined that people who grief with godmode vehicles are bad at the game?

[nova geode]

Tjooo

[swift magnet]

👋🏻

[wide heath]

That's why they use it

[swift magnet]

Yes

[open jacinth]

pink diamond for the 3rd time today

[swift magnet]

LMAO

[maiden prawn]

bruh he even missed the first strafe

[swift magnet]

Poor guy couldn't hit a still hydra on the ground 😭

[maiden prawn]

fr

[swift magnet]

And yeah I mean against super dumbasses like that, using vtol mode like that may work

[swift magnet]

Against people who sort of know how to fly jets, you have to get creative

Tell me if you find it

[blissful heath]

for once I gave this business a shot and then this happens

any solutions?

[swift magnet]

Try another business

[blissful heath]

I wanted to try it for fun and some discounts and stuff and then this happens on first source mission

I don't care anymore

[pure bison]

Woah

[last birch]

That happened to me. I had to destroy mine too

[open jacinth]

Don’t do hangar 💀

[kindred glen]

Anyone wanna do B2b Cayo?

[latent zephyr]

I didn’t even want this 😭

[last birch]

Sell them for $0 each

Record the clip and post it here. I'll react with

[waxen root]

Ok? Can you elaborate

What happened

[last birch]

He was trying to get RP from the spin and ended up winning the cars instead

[young island]

@open jacinth

[fringe agate]

right after completing cayo perico

[hushed tree]

Think I got enough money for the dlc

[trim tangle]

get ya money up, not your funny up

[hushed tree]

Damn bro

You gonna buy the whole dlc

[shell fog]

That's 4 bil right

[hushed tree]

Wait WHAT

[trim tangle]

nah lmao

46 mil

[hushed tree]

I thought it's 46 million

Oh wait it is

[true comet]

im looking for anyone who could help me get trade price hydra

[empty kiln]

get ur money up not ur funny up @trim tangle

[dense leaf]

i honestly praise you, cars are ugly anyway so good job and thank you

[upbeat gazelle]

As a car guy , this hurts me

😔

[dense leaf]

subjectivity exists, if you want a true car meet. try private ones, not xbox lfg ones.

[last birch]

Man only has $25 cash 💀

[last birch]

I can help you do cayo once and make more than the discount for the hydra

[wanton vapor]

xd

[wanton vapor]

nice one

[wanton vapor]

dayum

[heavy marsh]

yo

how you get so much moneyhow long that shit take

[empty kiln]

10mins

[heavy marsh]

bro how

dm me how you did it please

[sharp nacelle]

Definitely cayo

[heavy marsh]

he doesnt get 111 mil in fucking 10 mins

[sharp nacelle]

It’s possible but not possible enough to get 111mill in 10 min

[maiden prawn]

just spam shark cards

[empty kiln]

lmao i have proof

from bunker baby

il show proof brb babes

[wanton vapor]

ye bunker sell with K*******

totally legit

[heavy marsh]

yo bro how you get that myuch

[clear oxide]

I played GTA Online again and here's what I did. 🤭

[wanton vapor]

modded money + ghost + mk2 + griefing thats pretty good

[clear oxide]

Modded money? Are you sure?

[wanton vapor]

sry my bad i mean to say totally legit money

[sharp radish]

How do you have that much money?! You punch a child

[wanton vapor]

.

man deleted SS

[open jacinth]

pls for your sake

[empty kiln]

lol i did this morning dw

i went outside I went to a festival

[wanton vapor]

chill , hes on PC

[open jacinth]

i’m just worried for him

[empty kiln]

gj

[wanton vapor]

thats what i meant hes on PC so dont worry xd

[empty kiln]

oh console I have 300 million

[open jacinth]

legitimately?

[empty kiln]

im all legit

[open jacinth]

how💀

[heavy marsh]

im asking the same thing

[rough granite]

Bruh show it then

[empty kiln]

#🚔┃gta-discussion go there

[wanton vapor]

ya totally legit man

[open jacinth]

ain’t no way you got all that in two separate platforms

[heavy marsh]

im beggin him in dms to tell me how to do it

[wanton vapor]

lmao

[last birch]

How did you spend that much time on GTA without getting bored💀

[empty kiln]

lol

for update and mostly afk

[grim grail]

So they might be schizophrenic?

[waxen root]

"only" wtf do u want him to have cash for

You don't need cash for anything bruh

Except taxi fares or sumn

[waxen root]

Brutha is flexing

[waxen root]

Lol, kind of like instant karma but with another flex

[empty kiln]

yeh lmao thats why i did it

by the end of tmr il have 500 million

[sharp radish]

I found a smooth way to kill griefers with a akula

[waxen root]

Huh???

How

[wary parcel]

Bruh you know that was just luck

[empty kiln]

what?

[waxen root]

what?

[waxen root]

Put your landing gear up

It helps with aerodynamics and speed

[empty kiln]

yeh

[sharp radish]

I forgot how on Xbox

[empty kiln]

right dpad

[waxen root]

Oh ok

[sharp radish]

I took a 3 month break from gta

[waxen root]

Ok

[sharp radish]

Dpad is stealth

[empty kiln]

oh

uh press the move button

[waxen root]

You mean the left stick?

It's not really a button (unless you press it)

[empty kiln]

yes

[waxen root]

Check from controls how you can activate/deactivate landing gear

[sharp radish]

Ok I got it now it is same button as sneaking

[sharp nacelle]

Well found is a strong word I would say I just found out how to kill griefers with akula

[vivid sparrow]

im crazy wit it fr

[sharp nacelle]

Ofc pc

[ebon bear]

yep

[sharp nacelle]

On baby

[waxen root]

Bruh nice GTA media you got there

[sharp nacelle]

Ikr that’s crazy

[waxen root]

Daaang

[maiden prawn]

ong is that the thing??

[sharp nacelle]

Yes

[placid meadow]

your paranormal monster

[empty blaze]

Once again only put 50k in came out with 600K

[sharp nacelle]

Ok

[open jacinth]

keep content here gta related

[proper stag]

karma at its finest 🥲

[open jacinth]

6.9 mil rp

[rustic surge]

@vivid geyser

[vivid geyser]

Oh Ty didn’t know Google had the answer haha

So 60 hours minimum then 💀

[rustic surge]

but remember you get 3x production for nightclub till first sale

[vivid geyser]

Fair point

[autumn stirrup]

Bro your flying is so slow and shacky....

[sharp nacelle]

Bros flying slow to kill

[past musk]

guys can i start a mission from here?

[wary kindle]

my crew emblem over a short time

[queen spade]

1st one did look like saints row wtf

[wide heath]

Ye

Go smoke sum weed and u get 3 different jobs

[maiden prawn]

simply reach 420m rp

maybe just do the rp grinding method, but i suppose you’re a clean player

that’s respectful

[lost grove]

nice 2 seconds a frame

[vocal shell]

[lost grove]

i play on a series x and it runs a smooth 30fps on xb1 version

[maiden prawn]

yeah i figured

[swift magnet]

Thanks

Man I almost feel like playing again

The pvp in gta is broken but it's by far the most fun aspect for me

[last birch]

I've met helpful people on mk2 but I never trust them

[steel trench]

The prices

And the full post

[open jacinth]

Pretty cheap tbh

[open jacinth]

Do you know what you need to do for the trade price

[steel trench]

For one you have to comlete the operation paper trail and if the chevy concept truck is going to have one I wold guess that cayo races but these are only my opinion

[open jacinth]

In conclusion Fuck cayos
Casino all day

[brave crypt]

I did Casino to pay for my Kosataka

[lavish hazel]

Just leagend can open this t-shirt

[remote turtle]

he is always staring at me is he gay

[lavish hazel]

Ha?

This is a joke righte

Ok, go and open it then

[midnight dagger]

[lavish hazel]

Prof it

And mention me

You are from.leagend

[open jacinth]

12pm dont sound so bad

[livid dagger]

Now for some i know what they are but the vast majority of these idk what are they supposed to be

[open jacinth]

nvm

[livid dagger]

We all know what the greenwood will be, the corsita will be that gta+ car, the torero2 is the new countach most defenetly. Now im guessing but the heli could be the sm277 or the im87 (considering the high price)

Now, the omnisogt could either be the new r8 or that electric new audi, i forgot how its called

Oh and vigero2 might aswell be the camaro

[steel trench]

And the tenf is the r8

[livid dagger]

How do you know?

[steel trench]

You can spot the writing on the car in the trailer

[livid dagger]

Ou

But why would it need a bennys upgrade?

They could just make the 9f a bennys upgrade to turn it into that new r8

[steel trench]

If it looks like that i won t be mad

[livid dagger]

Ik how the car looks like

[steel trench]

The bennys one

[livid dagger]

But what if they meant hsw instead of bennys?

I belive there were supposed to be some hsw cars added to this update

[steel trench]

That is going to be later summer not now and an already existing car

[livid dagger]

Well, ok then i dont play on next gen anyway

So hsw cars are probably the thing i would least care about but i still wanted to know

[obtuse shale]

saw this in my game anyone know what it is? is it part of new update, like getting oil?

[tiny thunder]

What time does the new dlc drop

[faint relic]

11 am UK

[tiny thunder]

Ok

Thx

[faint relic]

Np Daddy

[split patio]

grinding for criminal enterprise

[open jacinth]

see your doing b2b

[split patio]

yeah

[open jacinth]

W

[split patio]

i got a painting in the office and gold in the basement

im doing around 7min each time

[open jacinth]

yea thats good just dont fuck up gonna be hard to get good stuff after the update

[split patio]

yeah ik

although i kinda like what they are doing

[open jacinth]

yea same

[ocean viper]

i saw this tooo not to sure what it was tho? anyone know

[open jacinth]

getting money

[drowsy oar]

When is the update dropping

[open jacinth]

ik

[drowsy oar]

11 am damn

[ocean viper]

oh ok i thoight it was for the new heist as ichad never seen it before

[lusty storm]

gta being gta

im in offline and dont have termal helm

[open jacinth]

what will i do whit this information

that is true thank you for telling me what this information could help me whit

[open jacinth]

DLC release times

Thats wrong

Why tf is madrid not in same timezone as france when it is for everything else

[hasty storm]

you clearly dont understand europe

[open jacinth]

That means people in Madrid get it an hour earlier

[hasty storm]

yes

because europe has multiple timezones

[open jacinth]

Mate I am litterally british they are 1hr ahead of us

[open jacinth]

Lol I got it form tgg’s community page

[open jacinth]

Spain went to a diffrent timezone when their facist leader was incharge

[hasty storm]

bruh

no way spain is CEST

[open jacinth]

Look it up rn its 2:01am in the UK see what time it is in spain

[hasty storm]

dam brah spain dumb asl

well cant wait to wake up to the update !

[open jacinth]

fr I can't sleep so

gonna do my first sell mission

[maiden prawn]

because you exist in this world

[scarlet edge]

my charger broke so i cant farm cayo for dlc

[ripe stag]

Stacking jets

[open jacinth]

@open jacinth

[open jacinth]

Thank you

[oak burrow]

6 pm for me

[oak burrow]

because time zones are up to individual governments to decide

[feral radish]

Uhh Rockstar what the heck is going on? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[maiden prawn]

you are playing gta is what’s going on

[kindred glen]

Guys when Is the update?? I Still don't have it

[wanton vapor]

5 hrs something more to go

[velvet dove]

Wanna do a car meet?

[proud snow]

Jet seggs*

[last birch]

Lmao Los Santos, US

[queen spade]

this is what i meant to send

[last birch]

Are we getting a metal detector?

[queen spade]

think so

[open jacinth]

for what

[last birch]

Detecting metal

[open jacinth]

fr😱

but for what

[astral pelican]

bro tgg got the point

[maiden prawn]

for metal waiting to be detected

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[severe finch]

Yo who tryna play new dlc?

[misty ridge]

theres barely anything to play lol

[chilly lynx]

Waiting for the update on Steam be like:

[strange lintel]

cool

[inner harbor]

What in the actual fuck?!

[strange lintel]

goodluck m8

[open jacinth]

Copying takes so long

[open jacinth]

1 gb on steam

[fervent gull]

w

[open jacinth]

lol thats what u get next gen

[fervent gull]

can someone post a picture of the new cars

[open jacinth]

take ur big updates and cope

[open jacinth]

when i log in its almost done

[fervent gull]

mine is 50%

[chilly lynx]

ez 10sec

[earnest ridge]

ye bro

[open jacinth]

just fix it

[earnest ridge]

same

[tired sky]

no matter what i do i cant get it to download on my pc

[empty kiln]

v

[torn storm]

i hope its whats downloading cause i cant see anything library related

[earnest ridge]

bruh

[midnight dagger]

Wow

[open jacinth]

I may buy that

[midnight dagger]

The copying takes too long ☠️

[hushed tree]

i'll buy the cars

[open jacinth]

Get it in orange

[midnight dagger]

Is at 96%

[hushed tree]

and post them here.

it sounds good tho

[tidal vessel]

Is GTA+ criminal enterprise

[still hatch]

Mmm I just love the new car looks

[elder canyon]

the rest arnt new

[strange lintel]

cool

[elder canyon]

they are from contract

[toxic pawn]

Is this the annis 80 something?

[hushed tree]

LM87

[toxic pawn]

So it’s a new car?

[hushed tree]

yes

so

Benefactor Omis e-GT

Benefactor LM87

Pegassi Torero KQ

[toxic pawn]

That one is smooth

[hushed tree]

and the Lampadati Corsita

[still hatch]

Ik I was just making a joke at the bug

[open jacinth]

Plop why the fuck you have a female character you horny fuck

Do you look at your character's ass while playing 😭😭

😭😭

Gotta be careful your brother doesn't look at you with horny eyes

[open jacinth]

gotta love how this looks

[fathom slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996782498388389899/1001440003626389595/unknown.png moment

[clever glade]

Gaming

[sharp sable]

of ??

[clever glade]

Special cargo i guess

[sharp sable]

what about this

[clever glade]

I wrote a ticket cos my car bugged away

[sharp sable]

oh damn

[sharp nacelle]

W ass quality W ass car

How u get quality like that is that building new

[daring vigil]

m

[tranquil trout]

is that a good thing?

[clever glade]

Yes

[chrome jetty]

Don’t know about the car cause I honestly didn’t look but that’s a nice auto shop

[valid summit]

I did this accidentally

[coral flame]

How

[strange lintel]

he amputated his arms

[coral flame]

🤣🤣

[valid summit]

I was wearing criminal mastermind gear and I tried adding a chain then I changed my gloves and it just happened

[coral flame]

Oh damn

[strange lintel]

and sold it in the black market just to buy the new vehicles

[valid summit]

Nah I'm not buying any of the new ones out just yet. I'm waiting for that updated audi

[strange lintel]

alright

[coral flame]

I wish I could get the new things

I just can't bc I dint got money

[open jacinth]

ez

[coral flame]

Can someone help me with money

[strange lintel]

no

[coral flame]

Ight

[cedar turtle]

the new ULP missions

they're garbage - pay 48k with double cash

and the finale is a pain in the ass - you gotta ||fight your way out of thhe avon herz silo filled with juggernauts - i've killed over 25 of em||

not worth the payout IMO

[maiden prawn]

are they in free mode or separate lobby

[cedar turtle]

private lobby

the other missions are fine, standard thing. "go there, get that, shoot some guys."

2 can be done stealthily

[still hatch]

I don't mind then

Them

[rugged iron]

@here use this settings ! thank me later 😉

[last birch]

466 million

[rugged iron]

well i do play it for long...

[chilly lynx]

Mother fucker got nerfed 💀

[open jacinth]

You'll be surprised how much you can make solo on pc

[hushed tree]

It's the lighting in the auto shop

[open jacinth]

R* patch notes : "fixed an issue that caused the i fruit app to crash after selecting the los Santos customs option"
No.... no you haven't 🤦‍♂️

[last birch]

Lmao I didn't know you could even open the app without it crashing

[rugged iron]

😣

[strange lintel]

how unfortunate

[last birch]

When the update is bad💀

[tacit nebula]

Anyone how to fix this

[clear halo]

Bruh i feel like they left some things out of the update

[lunar hatch]

New content wooooo!

[clear halo]

Fr

Unless theres like a second update then this update was WAAAAAYYYYY over hyped

[vestal lily]

I’m facing this issue in PC. After the update I haven’t been able to play the game at all. Any idea on how to fix this issue?

[tacit nebula]

This is what I’m getting

[pallid spire]

I have a picture of the map for unlocking service rifle

Oops wrong pic

Here is the real one sorry for the wrong one

[empty kiln]

AirPods

[pallid spire]

Lol

[open jacinth]

Ok

[empty kiln]

😂 they tried

[open jacinth]

I didn't know Glenn Maxwell is on discord

...

[pallid spire]

Who?

[open jacinth]

Australian cricketer?

[maiden prawn]

i also didn’t know the successor’s of kira is on discord

[open jacinth]

shut the fuck up bruh

[strange lintel]

open the fuck down

[maiden prawn]

you’re talking to yourself?

[pallid spire]

Uhhhh

[pallid spire]

I am not that guy

[empty blaze]

We alr saw you posted this 🤦‍♂️

[empty kiln]

didnt ask pussy

[pallid spire]

Looks like a fight

[empty blaze]

Didn’t you make try to make a bet for 500$ saying “I went low for you” then someone else took the bet and u lost and didn’t pay them 🤷 guess it wasn’t that low after all

[empty kiln]

first you dumb shit he said he didnt have bitcoin ask him

[empty blaze]

ok and second?

[empty kiln]

and if u paid attention , i raised it 2500

[empty blaze]

I highly doubt you would have paid him even if he had bitcoin you manage to have 2500 in btc but no cash ?

[empty kiln]

you doubt

[empty blaze]

I have no motivation to argue with you any further ✌️

[empty kiln]

Than fuck off little shit

[lapis root]

[pallid spire]

Question

Who here know to do doomsday heist?

[empty kiln]

#🚔┃gta-discussion i do

[pallid spire]

Ok

[burnt musk]

Can some one help me sell bunker and coke need 2or3 ppl

[void horizon]

One of the lfg-businesses channels

[empty kiln]

kinda ez tbh

[strong rivet]

did you collect the components from around the map

[empty kiln]

yeah

[strong rivet]

they're not showing for me

[empty kiln]

lol

[steel trench]

What components?

[gusty gull]

Hello anyone trying to do cayo perico with me later on today?

[strong rivet]

i've went to those locations 2 times over and i havent found a single one

[queen spade]

Alt + Enter

[empty kiln]

damn nick

i reinstalled my game and it updated

try to verify ur files @vestal lily

[strong rivet]

wdym

[vestal lily]

Okay I will try this!

[empty kiln]

oh no just verify ur game files

[vestal lily]

How do I do this?

[empty kiln]

use youtube

im busy eating so yah

[vestal lily]

Okay thanks

[young island]

BRO

How😭😭😭

[open jacinth]

Did rockstar fucked up with the payment or something? Not that i'm complaining, but it's said that the delivery would give me 50k, not 150k

[tacit nebula]

Did it work

[wary kindle]

cash boost bud

[open jacinth]

Not a 3x thing since it ain't listed in the email, and considering that 2x would only led me 100k in this case

[wary kindle]

came with the update i think

make sure to sell stoke and stuff when full because you'll get a boost but only once

[open jacinth]

Also is the resupply thing just bugged atm? No matter if I press backspace or enter it won't do shit

[wary kindle]

watch the news wire from the video TGG published

[vestal lily]

it worked, thank you so much.. lol im dumb

[open jacinth]

its the arrow key

[open jacinth]

tried searching found nothing ig that was datamined and its dripfed

[open jacinth]

Omfg ☠️

The backspace and arrow key are basically the same icon wise

[open jacinth]

Is the gun good?

Or do i just use combat mg mk2

[queen spade]

damn lil bro @empty kiln you really that down bad?

fucking clown

[zenith basalt]

Fake

[vague knot]

i swear its not

[vague knot]

ill stream in a vc

[zenith basalt]

Where is the camaro

[vague knot]

southern

[zenith basalt]

Fake

[vague knot]

join the vc im in