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Stop glazing me dawg chill fr
Yes Woman's Ground
@wind sail @thin relic fvg is poo
mods ban this guy

@lavish flame
New haircut for the boy
@jagged wraith
Ignore my Spotify on my profile
Now I'm interested
Anyway I'm going now. See ya tomorrow
Cya
Mr beast if he was a dog:
Guys i have a problem
What
Im just kidding, i just bought the Buffalo and that thing is fast š„
Nice
Uh huh
who wanna do cmm for 10 mil need 3 guys need to be got to
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Yo can anyone help with a trophy on gta?
Try the lfgs or #šātrophy-hunters
Oh you've asked already
Yeah sorry about that
Hi chat
hi
Hi
hows it going mate

āWhite people have no cultureā who created the most used word in your rap songs

Cheetos are short for cheeta toes
GTA is down where Iām at unable to log on and gta+ was glitched out earlier
When will the crimson desert winners be announced?
Theyāre actually a portmanteau of cheese and fritos š¤ āļø
goodnight everyone
join my session for free money
Do u do Cash App or PayPal
How much am I getting
Yo yo if there's anyone on old gen wanting tk make Hella cash hit my dms :3
Wsg peoples
Hi

I am wondering the same thing
Hey Debra
Hardest fit in the class
Hi

He drippin
And you trippin
Over dead bodies
and you gooning
Cant argue with that
@analog minnow hey friend #2
Anyone wanna help me out on gta?
Go to lfg
Haii
How are you??
Yeah
Guy canāt even wash his own ass
š„
Cheetos = cheese + fritos because they are cheese flavored and made by the frito company (before they merged with layās to become frito-lay)
What did i miss why is gorilla guy having surhery?
Helo everyone I am having a glitch when I switch session in gta5 online I get kick by battleeye
what would you guys recommend for the first business in the first criminal career?
you can ask any GTA5 related questions here #1020992000633348146
Fact
Or cap
Hello
Get a job get money buy game yourself
Or false information
Isnt the game selling for like $15 rn
Hi im new here
If you canāt buy gta then your too young to be playing it
Ai slop but ill let it slide
How to join tggās crew
Hey @river haven, click the below link to join TGG's crew. Keep in mind you need to be on PS5 with a public social club profile to be accepted. The crew is full most of the time
What are the benefits if joining a crew
That sounds exhausting, is it better than other Youtubers??
Can i win the crimson desert now 
Idk all i know is its an honor
I might apply just for shits and giggles 
Talking like you have any sense of honour
š¤£š¤£š¤£
Lmao if you want
@robust berry
Honour
@robust berry
Honour
Bro is double pregnant
I hate you with every word that I can speak out of existence
And you are a slve to it
I cant say the word bro are we deadass
Sybau in big 25 š
in big 25 in big 26
Whats wrong vagueboy scared of a ban? 
Its a blocked word
Get him banned
Get archie banned too
+1
Im joking!
No thanks
Type the word and see
I donāt consent and you canāt do stuff without my consent as that is illegal
I consent so thats it
Sorry archie does not consent
Look who decided to show up
Yeah but my consent is what matters
This nerd gets it
Ehh
ora parlo io
And im about to disappear again
I only have 400 Mb left of internet
ha
Ora sborro io
I always have 5mb ain't that bad
Also wsg chat
Nono, im not talking about internet speed
Im talking about the amount of internet i have left
should i tell the mods
Data or internet
Proof?
I am the proof
They say it more than me
No proof shush
I can relate
How so
Is this
Cause I am the proof
Think I might do it 
Mamamia i dont fucking know what this says
How much internet i have left dummy
Bro I donāt understand the language but cmon surely you can work out what it saying š
Ong like
Tell me then

The rest
Tell me
Hello unknown person
Hello mute victim
Recharge if I had to guess something to do with topping up internet
Palement de fracture if I had to guess something to do with bills cause of the paper sign
I did not ask yall to understand the rest, he does not need to understand the rest
I only showed u to show internet
It not hard to break stuff down
Recharger is the credit i have on phone
I did matter of fact
Im gonna report you
I only spoke about how much internet i have left
You matter of factn't
We re gonna laugh at ur report ticket
@high hound
Try that again
How many chromosomes do you have
Yo
Hi

Hey
Yo
Making the ticket rn
In the middle of smth
Not Roblox
Right
Yh
pov the punisher finds you napping

Hello everyone I hope yāall having a good day today
I wonder how bro feels about Italy...
Hi chat
Whats with italy
Took me a minute to read the gif, but apparently bro doesn't trust people who take naps..
Imagine the reasons why he doesnt
Uve been here like 4 years u had to have a convo at least thrice
Maybe

"I've achieved level 100 without conversation... š¤" that'd be epic
Hiiiiii
Hiii
How are you??
Iām quite good
Imagine the other ways u could achieve such lvl
Fuckass ignoring my "hiii"
Chilll
... spamming?..
HI DEX
Hello
How is DEX today
imagining a lot apparently
Mine is way ahead of you
I believe you
Would still be a convo
Hruu
Yo
How is DEX today
I think this is why we don't have many "conversations" 
Smart š
Good morning
Morning to ya
Why are you shit mate
What other reasons other than exams
But im still on vacation so thats why shit-ish
The bright side is that it means classes are almost over.
Would you beat a random person a random innocent person who did never anything towards you? Just a good person all in all for $1 billion
can i double it
After you beat him up like beat him to a pulp, what would you do with your money? Will you have regret?
And give it to the next person ?
nah to myself
Sure, but the beating is gonna get doubled as well
Sure, but now you have to beat him nearly to death
so i have to beat on two random people?
Yep, that too
im game
yeah
For a real billion dollars
You are a horrible person
without hesitation
Genuinely would not find me doing that shit
For 1 billion thatās kind of sick how could you beat up a innocent person?
ill just give him a hundred milly
I donāt think people actually I donāt think not. Everyone will take money for it to get beat.
Like bro, I would not get beat up for even 1 trillion
listen bro bones heal but imagine what you can do with a hundred million dollars
Imagine what you can do with within six months of that bone healing thatās like six months of your time gone you will never get that back
Listen, Bro money comes and goes, but Life that doesnāt so cherish it until you die
What is the topic
buy a boat
Would you beat up a innocent person for $1 billion?
A random innocent or do I get to choose
A random person, just a random innocent person who doesnāt deserve it, but he just got in the way of your money
Ofc
You are a horrible person
Then i pay him 10%
that's what i said
I wont beat him to death
Listen, Bro money comes and goes, but Life doesnāt you should cherish it and cherish others lives
Thatās the thing you kinda have to
You beat him to a pulp
Plus id let a guy beat the hell out of me and get my share
So you would rather let six months of your bones heal so that six months of your life gone then just have no money
now wait a second so lets say we both beat each other up, would we both get a billion?
And be $1 billion richer but money comes and goes those six months you will never come back
For a billion? Hell fucking yes
Then get a beer later and laugh it off in our private jet
Like I said, money comes and goes those six months you wonāt get those back
dude if i was promised 100 million dollars in exchange of getting beaten up im so down
Plus broken bones does not mean wasted 6 months
Man, you guys are money only thatās crazy
U could literally still do mostly many things
Youāre not looking at the pain
I wouldnt even let the guy feel bad
The pain that Man will feel to see his bones get broken for 100 million itās just sad
exactly
The victim would also look at the money not pain
..up until the point he looks at his bank account
So he Int really a victim
I donāt think so I donāt think everyone is like you guys. Theyāll probably say Iām not gonna get beat up for 100 million.
Well, I wouldnāt get beat up for trillion
loser
Iām sorry, Bro
Well we didnt say everyone should be like us
True
Everyone does what they think is right it aint my business
think of the good you can do with 100 million or a billion
Okay, Bro
Also yes
Are you fr Going to guilt trip the victim?
yeah dude
get off your fuckin high horse and live in reality for a little bit
Okay then guys for billion dollars thatās crazy itās crazy what people will go and how many lengths theyāll go for money
I just canāt see myself throwing away six months
I would even do it for 100 million dollars
Let those bones heal to let myself heal anyway if I were to get beat
Nono, for 1 million dollars
but you could do it while on a boat in the ocean smoking some sweet cuban cigars

Also u could choose like eddie hall im sure he ll be good with 10-20% of the share and he would not break a single thing
The contract said to beat someone up not to leave them in a bad state
goddamn right i do
You cannot choose
Who doesnt like lets be fr šš
So the bad thing is, the person could be a man a woman a child or anyone Bro in the world
changing the rules eh
Id take my chances
Go back to my first word
You have to beat them to a pulp
Thereās no Inbetween Iām sorry
done deal
Then ill find a way not to deal that much dmg
im ready
Goddamn, thatās crazy
But still beat them to a pulp
why
That doesnāt make any sense, Bro
Who said
If youāre gonna beat them to a pulp that means youāre gonna beat them so bad that theyāre gonna be screaming for days
The definition of beating someone to a pulp is like beating them so badly it hurt even after months
morphine is a helluva drug
Naw you guys are savages. Iām out. You might beat me up for 100 bucks probably
id do it for free
Like bro if someone would beat me up for that much cash id be laughing while im beat up
On how easy money this is
Oh helll nawww to the hell naw naw
easiest money ever
Ong
Its like im being tickled
But with dmg
But i mean who cares, 100 million dollars in the bag
Could start my own business
followup question can i take an insane amount of drugs before getting beat up
Guess what? Iāve said the same question in a different discord server and they said they wouldnāt do it.
Could start living life the way i want
Its their problem
There is no right answer
my life does not change after this revelation
Think of it like this
Would u get beat up so u could live the life u ever wanted to live ?
After all 100 million dollars would certainly guarantee that
violence is never the answer, it's the question and the answer is yes
Ong
Just like beer
Iād like 100 million dollars if you giving it out to people
means you gotta get beaten up within an inch of your life are you takin it
We are getting 1 billion dollars if we beat a random guy and they get 10% of it
Fuck yes
hell throw in another 150 mill and call it even
Obv yes
250 million for getting beaten up
Any day of the week
Iām taking that offer
Fuck he took part of it aswell, thrown in 50%
@winter flower 3-1
Either way its 500 million
Itās just fucking stupid to not take it no?
lilmo thinks otherwise
.
he's rather let the money go
Interesting
Like bro, there will be more guilt to feel if u dont beat the random than when u beat the random
Imagine living the guilt of missing the opportunity of changing ur whole life to the absolute best
I see
And living the guilt to beat a guy to a pulp that some people do that thing even for free
Id rather live the second guilt for 30 secs
We do, its just so stupid to say no
If its good enough for the victim then its good enough for me
Youād be immoral not to take the money. Imagine setting your entire family up for generations
We d be laughing that shi off with couple of beers
U could also stay in the hospital with the victim for how long talking about the shit yall can do after they leave the hospital
And if its a pretty girl then i hit the jackpot
You guys are forgetting that it could be anyone in the whole world
It could be a child for fuckās sake
The percentage we get children is significantly low
Id take my chances
Well lets talk about smth else then
Sorry if u didnt get the answers u wanted
Naw Idc about your answers I just wanted to know because Iām curious
Iām like a journalist to be honest a question was not to be questioned
Well now u do
Iām not in any side
Then lemme ask u a question
I only said the opposite things to see your reaction
Would u watch a guy beating up another guy to a pulp for 100 million dollars without intervening
I said yes first, but then I thought about it and I was like NAH. I just run away.
Yeah I would
But my honest answer like my genuine honest from the heart is I wouldnāt do it because I canāt live with the guilt ok?šš½
But itās not my place to intervene, so Iām just neutral
By the way, thatās the answer to my question
I wouldnāt beat someone to a pulp for $1 billionš«”
Good night everyone
Well u cant run away
Iād beat you up for free
Might aswell enjoy it
@high hound id kiss you for free
Honestly, I wouldnāt be surprised if you would beat me up for $100
Iām going to go before you answer good night
Iād do it for free
Iād do it for free!
Not to a pulp but ye
Ud waste ur energy for what reward
Because heās pretending like Iām a bad person for beating someone up for a billion dollars
Too much effort
Well he was pretending
Thats true
But he said he d do the same
Terrible..
Iād be happy to get beaten up for 25% of the cut
Id do it for 1% of the cut
1 million dollars is not small amount of money
Wouldnāt that be 10 million
0.1% is 1 million
Then id still do it for 0.1%
Iām still settling on 10%
Yo guys is it better to get bunker or weed and coke mc businesses
Also im gonna make it work for the nightclub
I mean id still negotiate for the highest cut possible but if i had to go down to 0.1% then i will
Coke works with nightclub bunker does not so itās pointless to go with the bunker
Either way its still 0.1% or nothing
I thought bunker is the best for nightclub?
Im wrong?
Maybe I am
Hey, It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to id:customize select your platform then you'll be able to view š
Oh
Yeah sorry bro Iām wrong
So is bunker best?
šš½
Last thing i remember about nc is that its best to work with bunker coke meth cash and i dont remember what else
Weed
Hangar is separate
Ask in #šāgta-discussion
Been couple of years since i touched that game
The 5 businesses that are in the nightclub are weed meth coke guns and cash
There is more
Nope
Why is that
Only 5
Only 5 technicians
Only 5 techs but 7 businesses to choose from
Cuz its too repetitive for my taste and also cant play that much
Well fuck what else is there
apparently mansion is like better arcade now.
The way arcade manages all businesses.. but Better
Weed and forgery
Havent even seen the mansion update
Both I mentioned
Well then all 7 are mentioned
What else
Guys I have a joke
Is it a funny one ?
Could be
Is it appropriate?
Yes, not racist
I mean its incredible how a game like this is still standing
Or sexist
Go on
Or any other ist
Lame I donāt wanna hear it now
Is there another thing we could do
Im bored as hell
Send racist memes to each other
A speedrunner, a pelican and a gorilla walk into a bar, the pelican orders water, the gorilla orders gfuel and the speedrunner has already finished his drink and left
Was it not appropriate because I indirectly named the dark guy
Ohh okay
Not racist enough
Thank you for the criticism, will improve
wild..
Lmao
I have a racist igloo joke
Noo lord redumus, that is not appropriate
Tsk tsk tsk
Exsqueeze me, do you know who you're messing with...
i am
the ALPHA
and the alpha will NOT
be told whats
inappropriate
howdy! i'm gonna b a little off topic because all the gta v discord servers seem to b bout "service" scams, or roleplay. i exclusively play modded singleplayer storymode since rockstar decided to just say no to linux.
i do like the vids tho.
Ah well here we do everything to prevent "service" scams
But we re not really about modded gta
We even have rules against money mods
Liar
U do
my trainer i offline only, but i just wanna post cool photos of cars and stuff, and brag about how good it looks on stem deck. i will be doing this at annother time, because rockstar updated the gam again so i cant even loa it until scripthookv is updated. heres a screenshot of wha it looks like tho.
nvm, no image perms.
No ine said its related to elder scrolls
When is the giveaway winner getting announced?
I don't
Good question
Whenever I want it to be
Could u also choose me as a winner 5 times ?
$23.99 per win
So i have to pay 24 bucks to win 75 bucks ?
Yes
thx!
Seems like a good deal
I agree
My discrete math professor keeps saying āthere are six sevensā
I dont understand what grownups think when they say smth thats kinda way past its due date
Its a math class on remainders and lowest common denominator
6 * 7 = 6 7s
How do I join one of the crews for selling my businesses without getting killed on Xbox
Use the lfg channel
Job
Thanks I requested to join the crew hopefully I get in
Itās only on ps I thought
Itās is
Ohhhh dam

That dog in me yearns to be euthanized

Hi
Hi buddy
Hiiiii
Hi
Idk
Lol
google the server status
Doesn't matter
I got in after a while lol
oh ok
come back
I
@lusty atlas come back NOW
Join back
i thought you didnt care
Do whatever ig
Hey guys



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Guy got a nose job
Someone def thinks thatās cool
They must be blind
Konbanwa
I didn't know you had eyes
I absolutely do
You wouldn't be mad if I sold them on the black market
You sound like the typa guy to go to the toilet to fart
Only when I shit
Nice meme
I do the same thing
Roughly my reaction
cleannn
Which one?
Well, there's also a viper there
does it belong to u 
Yes
the rims are
It was a random public lobby 'meet' i stumbled upon
Nah, they work
Like i said 'meet'
They'd look better without the silver outline, dont think i can change that tho
yh
the choices are very limited
ill show u mine
Console, so no modders for me to ruin them
lmfao
the BE they added does not work at all
Rip
Yeah, thats clean
Very similar builds
oem looks
Yeah, i went the acr look it seems
Been a while since i actually built mine, so I wouldn't know what options are available
Wouldn't put stripes on mine tho
Yall ever just fart
And it be like a whole vacuum chamber depressurizing
Just
Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dude so real
You ever go to fart and it feels like it's gonna be a big one but it's like 7 molecules
hello
does anybody know how to fix the unlimited respawn bug in the Los santos Drug wars Last Dose Mission 1 the intervention
even after taking down the chopper, enemies keep spawning
i m doing it solo
on ps5
for context
pls help im stuck since hours
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Well that's new
tell a fix pls
need to pass that mission
its a well known bug amongst gta online players
ive checked yt and shit
Huh. I didn't experience it, have you restarted the mission?? Or game??
just what i needed double xp on dank memer!!!
Guys
Hi
Do anything need anything on gta message me
Like what
Message ok š
No tell me here
Cash
What
Not for you little man
Yes !!! Good bye everyone!!
aww damn
ban @robust berry 1st as a sacrifice!!
Got it
Evil laugh š
cash
Are you gym grinding this morning
You couldāve worded that so much better
But yes
My fault twin
Whatāre you hitting
Push day
Youāre gonna be so big and strong
You could just pick me up and
Near enough anyone and everyone can pick me up 
Hi
You will swallow your words back when i show you what ill do to you

NOT AGAIN
Ello

You dont mess with the hazem bud
THE hazem
How are you??
Anyone know when will we get the 1million and lspd costume from that twitch 8hour watching thing
I completed it
Didnt even got 1milion and outfit
Gotta make sure your twitch account is linked somehow..
Then on twitch there's a section for collected drops. You might have to claim it.
Im good wbu
is that a threat???
Yes.
let's chop your balls off and see if you still talking with confidence after
Ey buddy ill make a ticket
Im okay
You forget?
Why no good
who tf is you
Sometimes I worry about what you say
how so
Cant you read or sum
nah i'm deaf
It's private unfortunately
He's scared of what hazem might do to you
Ah
š
Well hope it becomes better whatever it is
Just because
Thank you
Dont cry
You mean T.A.C.O ??
@lavish flame completed the last dose first mission
actually there were 4 helicopters
i always died after blasting 2
Iād cry in your lap
That's good
what exactly are u reporting
Why is bros name xXCoolGamerZXx in 2026
when I'm idle in public lobby where the kill feed is it keeps spamming "unable to connect to rockstar game service" and "saving failed"
cos its from 2014
that'll be a server connection unfortunatley there isnt a report function for that in game
anyway to fix it or nah
just gotta wait it out till it says save successful
ok
oh also is there a way to stop when I load up saying rockstar games have given u clothing
dw iv gotten same message just now
what the save?
this message
ah ok is it a server problem cause of the past few days or something?
im not sure tbh xD
i just sit and wait it out
for me the message stopped
Why is bro named unban darkagast in 2026 ??
Because darkagast has not been unbanned yet
I don't think he will though
Then I donāt think iāll change my name
Okay š
Im about to watch s5
Bro going to be waiting a rather long time
@lavish flame how to open GTA 5 
Have you tried clicking on it ??
I haven't
I know you want to cling to me but chill dawg
Bitches be trippin
Oh
It didn't work
What platform are you on ??
My fridge
Ooh very technical. I don't understand them, all I know is it's full of week old vegetables
No it's not
Must be me then
For you it is, not me. Though I do need something like it
It's only 1 pm tho almost
Still nap time
Nah
Yah
I hate every second in which kimiko talks
Oh it came out today?!
And also ep 6 invincibleš£
still on season 2... almost done tho
Ay nice
Not what
Gotta love that tho
nope
They are peak brainrot
just like how they work it in all the time
Like internet memes
Imma need you to send it... there's too many..
People make new memes of episode after like an hour of their releaseš
Hol on
wtf....
Kind of the whole memes now they use this song
š
Yeah thats the point
Peak brainrot

@analog minnow rate the vid btw
Uk this usually happens when a fanbase is starved of new seasons
But we get a new season every year 
Ong they cant wait 1 weekš
1 episode a week
Memes come out around 1 hour after an episode releaseš„
@jagged wraith
Lol
Gat out of h*ll mentioned
huh
I got timed out last time I said something. It's a saints row game
I'm almost done with it sorry
Bro š
Like a row of saints of sorts
I don't know 
I'm done with the fries
Real
Seems pretty small to me idk
It is
Crinkle cut or julienne?š§āš³
Does anyone know when the crimson desert winners will be announced?
Could be tomorrow, next week, next month or next year
Uhh probably in like 6 or 7
Thereās a missing space

Coulda easily fit a second or third burger there man
Yea
Eat more
Unfatty
Anyone need help with griefers i gotchu hmu
Hey





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