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now we wait
Cute
Looks like he got a suit on lowk
dude didn't get a good angle on the first one
yeah with all due respect that isnt an option
puppeh
Iād also suggest the same for you since this isnāt helping anyone
š
agent 47 ahh dog
gotchu
oh I'll keep instigating the same way jetstream did
You'll get muted too for continuing despite being told to stop.
Yeah the white stripe on her neck looks like a shirt underneath the suit coat
.
Aw heās so cute
yeah you want to lick cat feet
mad tuff whats her name
Yeah I know because she wouldnāt sit still (5 months old)
š„¹
Lucy
.
Lucy's a tuff name
youre just scared of the consequences
help
man you're complaining about someone trying to argue yet you're trying to keep it going too
don't be a hypocrite 
Alright @winged escarp @dusty tundra you two can stop now
i did stop
Ignore it and @dusty tundra move on this is dragging out now
me
how old is she?
oblivious per usual
Yeah sheās a bit of a grower
Last time I saw her she was like half as big
are we sure i can't laugh at that dork?
what like breed
i don't wanna say breed but
i think you've been told not to
Black lab/chow mix
I haven't even replied to you yet youre just on my girlmeat
German shepherd supremacy for me
tf is girlmeat
still me
got any other pets?
Yeah I have a golden doodle (golden retriever/poodle)
golden retriever energy is so fun
90 poodle / 10 retriever
just riding it huh
bro mods
just put an end to this
tryna talk about pets and this goober keeps wanting to argue

Fr
like holy
Holy airball
green fn
Yeah
I believe so
(idk im canadian)
I think they do background checks
bro is not passing it
And u have to wait like 2 weeks
you is not passing the psyche eval sorry gng š
oh just a home check
Not here. Though you may need a licence soon. I'm UK btw 
nvm you got that
It probably depends on the place
bo'oh'o'wo'ah
The fuck did you say ??
bottle of water
Good
No
You ever see Scottish posts on the internet? Good luck trying to understand that shit while drunk as fuck
@gloomy warren are you leaking
Especially if youāre not Scottish
i work with a scottish
What
Gotta love the Scottish
they so funny
Idk
You want a translation??
Yes
Ok I'll try my best
called my mother to vent about the fact that i got a garbage mark for my first project in university because i can't work the software yet and she actually tried to blame it on my room being a mess. Had to turn on a hoover and wash it. I'm sure thats how I'll grasp photoshop you fkn maniac
Ohhh
already done
ATTENTION LOUD THOUGHTS HAS BEEN BANNED
Shit mark i think
W!!
Hell yeah
i am refraining from saying swear words or else ill get in trouble for some reason
whos that
Troll
No
Good
who is loud thoughts bro
A guy who thinks loudly
Idk heās just some dude who joined and started being incredibly annoying. Definitely under the age of 14 ngl
hmmm should i eat bum or eat a delicious 5 star meal
sounds hella tuff
Phoned my ma or mum or mom to vent about the fact I got shite mark for my first project in university cause I cannot work the software yet and she tried to blame it on my room being a mess. Hard ?? On till I run the hoover round and put the washing on am sure that's how AI grasp photoshop you fuckin maniac.
big dog you're hella late
I don't care what you say
And
LESGO


who?
it
who?
dare i speak its name
who?
duub?
woah
dumbaah?
I didnāt know heād gone
InDuubitably

idk ask jewelz
insert starwars liar meme
aubrey aint gone
you liar
takes a while to show up
@unreal echo why is duub it
i see it says sum like not all things on profile can be shown
thank you btw i wanted to move on
I'm quarter Scottish aswell 
I can assure you the appropriate disciplinary action ensued
SCO'laand foreeeevah
@fringe wedge Gts ffs
I can barely move my wrist bc of u duub 
Too bad

Hi lol
ur fault!!
Hi
w-what do you mean 
I can't say it here
its private between us

ain't that right duub


yeah Iām out cya guys
you give him some funtime?
Cya bad night
Cya have a bad night

Will do!
We were on gta together lmao
shoe place orrr

After that I gave him what he wanted 

is this tuff
why is there an extra 2 inches of slide off the back
pretty big ducktail if you ask me
BAAAHA

Ait fine I get it
Boost the server or be rank 30
be rank 30
my money is preserved for gambling
AHAH see you get it
Sorry bbg
Im p sure thats a desert eagle each bullet is big as shit
yeah but the slide isn't supposed to hang off like tht
its supposed to end flush with the frame
I donāt think he here either I checked
the ducktail joke was that the ducktail is the part that cups your hand from the top
so its extra long
.50 cal round is the size of a hand. An A10 round is the size of a beer bottle
but since you guys don't know anything about guns and a Canadaian knows more is crazy
nuclear beer bottle dispenser
@young wadi
bl-blackjack?
blake blossom
That would be grandpa buff
Who said I was
What else u use ur right hand for
You don't want to know š
gooning
always goon
nommy play blackjack?
Chat
Where to open tickets?
Do i use both hands?
mines barely big enough

Keyboard and mouse

š
Hi
Good night
Thank you

Goodnight 
Who in here plays gta 5 on PlayStation?
it wont fit
Yes
damn
What?
Yall sum trolls
Who
Yall
So all 1 67k?
Nah 0%
What
Any1 wanna run a heist need 1
does this server have a crew

No
And use lfgs
does anyone know any xbox legacy crews i can join
None
I js ate burger king
I am its dead silent
Burger was awful š
Gotta wait
What did you order
uhh
a burger and a fry
The bacon was js a bit to much this game 
Fries had way to much salt
any fine shits looking for a nonchalant tuff alpha?
i just realized you're an admin
lol
You're the alpha you have all the fine shits
why do you have a boob role too
and you got molested
only available for non women
im a non woman
oh course women dont exist on discord
gotta become the big staff
how i become big staff
and how i get molested
can you molest me so i can get molested role
gotta become little staff first
how i become little staff
no longer available unfortunately
darnit
unless you become a patreon member
just boobs then how i become little staff
A staff applications announcements will be made in #š£āannouncements
last one was january 4th
how best chances to become little staff
Honestly just following rules thats all you have to do
And being nice to people here
how do i check if i have any bad things by not following rules
you're looking brighter than a jewel 

im sorry
You can open a support ticket and we can let you know your warnings
i didn't mean to ping a superior mod i was just checking the top leaderboard person
i also like cars
bet
oh 2nd is duub wow
you're 5th
walmart is listening to some EDM
phonk better
Hi
little staff
None staff
community helper considered little staff
I meant you

frick you dude
im mildly irritated

guys hopefully my appeal gets accepted
then i might become little staff
and then with little staff i might become big staff
and thus comes boobs
evil plan
W*
š° š„¤
Black cat crossed my path
Who wants to do a car meeet
Yes
Add me my psn is gamergraft
Cooked
Is ur pfp magnus carlson š
hi
wyd
Idk hbu
I got disconnected on yapyap and now he's soloing it..
?afk sleeping
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: sleeping
chillin
Mr. Bitch is AFK: sleeping - a minute ago

On cayo perico does anyone know the best way to get from the office to the vault without killing the second guard?
The elevator...
3 hacks tho 
Anybody want to help? Me get 6 billion. Dollars or any money in GTA
Exactly thatās what I donāt like and getting out is more complicated then too
Iām on ps5
Why donāt u want to kill tho?
Cause he gets seen and it ruins the elite challenge
Yo

Yo
I have all the heist
Ya like u follow one through the hallway then the next guy you pass behind and tggās route has you kill him but he keeps getting seen
Yo
Same
How we doin
Nothing good
Up
In what
Together
Why
Should go outside and see how high up u can throw a stick into the air
Help me do Cayo
Repeatedly
Lazy.
Go to lfg
Dm
@cinder lily wana se my route?
Yes
@karmic lagoon I
Ya
U on Xbox
Ya
Takes like 30 seconds, they are the easiest hacksš
Its the only way from office to vault directly aswell tho so u dont get much of a choice š
I accidentally joined this discord yesterday thinking it was a bar.
My friend just got gta5 with the criminal enterprise pack, when he bought a free apartment he accidentally traded an apartment that he had
Is it gone forever?
Criminal enterprise pack is probably the most paid to win thing you could get due to how much of a head start you get
whats even more crazy is that the free items stay permanent even if you transfer you character to new gen and you cant buy criminal enterprise pack on new gen either
yall anyone wants to see us military morale videos?
@swift umbra
@copper sinew
@empty ocean ada is the only one for leon
any other pick is invalid
^^^
ok ? š
u want us military morale video?
Whatās the true definition of weak because someone weak to you could be someone strong to others
Example you may call someone weak, but to another person he might be the strongest he knows
Hi
sure
In my opinion someone who is weak is someone who doesnt know good or bad and instead acts on impulses
Thats my true definition of weak
Yo
yoo
yooo
Anybody plays ready or not here?
mee
If I had 9 lives Iād blow my shit smoove off in front of people over a minor inconvenience in 8 of them
Lets play it some time when im finally back home from work xD
you bet
Hi
Hello everyone just looking for people play with
Hey @dry prism, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
Click Here for LFG info
The artist in sifu is the most ass boss i have ever fought oh my lord
I do respond to you 
Well shit. I did not see that one š š
See
Hello RapTor
How are you this day
I am sad š because I have upset angel
Heāll forgive you
Eventuallyā¦ā¦
Might
Or not
What mod
It took more than 4 months for @jagged wraith to forgive me once
Copy and paste mod into your gta files (only on windows)
And only for singleplayer
@copper sinew remembers

hi
bye
?afk bye
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: bye
How active is this chat
Itās the least active chat of ALL time
Oh
Hi
guys help i bought the free rocket car
but cant find it when i call the mechanic
nor the ramp buggy
š
no idea..
and if i want to re buy it it says i already own it
Hello guys
Bye
call it from the interaction menu
What
"special vehicles"
uh interaction menu > manage vehicle> special vehicles
Never heard of it

is your pfp actually not a circle
Hai
it is a decoration
I remember seeing somewhere you would get an armored Bentley by completing the missions that you get after buying a casino suite
E
There is no special vehicle ib manage vehicles
Yeah what after
idk then ask in #šāgta-discussion
btw its stored in your special vehicle warehouse

cool

Have one name for more than 3 days
this one is permanent

True
False
Balls
Wha
"Wha" what you confused about sum boy? Say what you want then bud
What do balls have to do with anything relevant
should i buy 27 potatoes for 500000 each and sell it for 750000 each
Balls duh
Yes
Right
Could do
@graceful gate just killing chat as usual
Whatš
Yes me say
Fuck are you talking about bro
Me yes say
My cabbageeessss
@lavish flame you broke my ps4
Hi
Was you borned or birthed the people want to know
Oh fuck, I just wanna chop my leg off. I hate cramps.
Can someone remind me why cramps happen and why are they so painful?
Man
wsp evrryone im lf for people who just wanna duo and have fun in the game.
im on xbox and ps5 both next gen
Hey @mint bay, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
Click Here for LFG info
What are all the free things? I only got the warehouse and the car with the rocket
I could hear it from here anyway
I felt sorry for him because he couldn't sell them 
Lol yeah
Oh fuck š
Poor cabbager
He shall remain eternally poor
š
Can it be fixed or is it broken for good??
its fixed dw
That's good
@granite mural looks like you have competition

Does anyone have 70-seven for sale?
Are you
I need a guy on Xbox for doomsday heist preps
You need the xbox role
you have the pc role rn
@lusty atlas you little rat
hi kitten
Shut up
make me
I'd slap you but you'd probably enjoy that
howd you know?!
Your pain kink obviously
be quiet
Why should i?
because your name is daddy's e kitten š
Daddy gets what daddy wants
ong

wouldn't it be in some log somewhere?
Or was it you 
@lusty atlas love your name BTW

yippie
š š š
LMAOOOO
im not
Sure you aren't
š§±
Whatever floats your boat
Just in case
Not a clue
its a brick
I think he's gonna hit you with one
No
Bricked
can you do the hittinf
I knew you'd enjoy it
just because I can stop you
the new names are giving me slight confusion...
Mommy's him now, and Daddy's her... Got it!

im a good boy
I bet you love being called one
shut up
Sure you can
I bet you love being called mommy
it's a secret emote in yapyap
No I will not
"good boy" makes you pet emote.
oh yeah!
I bet you love calling someone mommy
You didn't even deny it
you got yourself into it
Crazy
Exactly
good point
disconnected
so
So?
Anyways
Yeah
I love the weather
I... I dont think my name is weather
Ur weather is depression in visual form
ong just rain 25 hours a day
It's not like that all year around
I think I do
cool!
YEAH!
not funny
Bro what is that name
Yall are on sum freaky shi
Iām a good listener
Did you know Gary Oldman voiced Reznov ?? I didn't know until recently š
Damn
@robust berry
Your alt probably
@robust berry
BRO
Wtf is this discord update
Why do i have to see my profile in the servers list now
How does one do a community series job
@robust berry
Wdym
@olive plaza
I donāt have that
Cant even move itš„
Fact
Nice name
Thank u
?afk sleeping
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: sleeping
Maybe itās not on mobile
Anyone wanna help me
With what
Cayo
Go to lfg
And I will give him 20 if he wants more maximum limits is30 if he wants 25 I give him whatever he wants
Sounds like glitching
No I sent a message but told me it was a erased because it contains glitch guys this group sucks
see ya don't let the door hit you on the way out
Tgg aka gorilla tag your group sucks. I donāt care. About what giveaway you give. I donāt give a sāāāāāāā
Bro, Iām just trying to send somebody something to help me
Goober
first of all we do not do money glitches here, and secondly you don't have to be a dick about it
Your mama so fat she cannot even walk downstairs and she falls to get the spoon so donāt talk with me if youāre gonna say that again
Who are you really show me something
Goober
like what? the correct lfg channel? sure, #š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
Son of a gun son of a very bad mother son for a bitch so donāt talk with me again bitch
Goober
Take this for me my cousin works for the FBI you can get banned
I donāt give a fuck motherfucker, son of a bitch you son of a bitch you know what you have s.x when your mother
Goober 
are you indian by chance
Ha ha, I want to ont
I was bouta say š
I swear I heard this in a bollywood
Want to send six you know what does that mean you know?
i heard this in every scammer payback video
Yah
dude's just spamming text prompts at this point
Maybe thatās his day job
Huh
you know, what does that mean? Fuck you, son of fat bitch
yep he's indian
lol
What a kid you canāt even know it didnāt take it loser youāre not an adult how are you? Does not know what does that mean?
what the fuck are you even talking about anymore
Fuck, I went to fall
If you say it one more time, Iām gonna tell you whatās the p0e2
it
A girl and a boy without clothes what does that mean? You have five
bro what does this have to do with anything
Just trying to look cool do you know what Iām just gonna write at five time?
Is that a riddle
what
Sex
I donāt know what the fuck I just said that I just donāt know. I donāt even do it.
We know u donāt itās ok
jesus christ please find the nearest school bus and just get on it.
do not redeem
Bro, I have a gun I bumped someoneās eye because he was robbing a store and I work for the FBI so do not fuck with me youāre done for it if you see it I did the most dangerous job just to keep your bitches more protected and I now have a problem in my eye, so stay friends so donāt talk with me kids
Do you know whatās my name agent12 United States, American agent no 5
Woah
Do you know John kiriakou
Mr agent
Very funny go fuck yourself losers and Iām gonna show pictures of girls from porn hub
Goober
Just kidding no way Iām not doing that maybe 500 Iāll do it
No way girls are just forced to do that
Ha ha Iām not Indian
what are you then
Fuck, you no way
USA šŗšø working as an FBI from 15 years ago
do you belong to the poop festival
How can I? Send pictures send pictures.
not fuckin happening home boy
Try me passionās grinding stop talking about the old in the future he tried me, but he said no figure
Huh
I donāt get who you are what the fuck are you gonna do? What the fuck are you gonna do on you fucking owner? What the fuck? What the fuck are you gonna do for me? Not fucking shoot me just fucking do it if you can.
jesus christ relax
Iām gonna tell ur mom
Calm down betta
Code name is Jim Dave
scammer name more like
She already d2i in 2023
If the best of the best best name because I do ginger jobs take down gang is a good name. No one can know me. Itās like a street driver,
also by the way a codename would be like "eagle 1" or something like that
what you're saying is an undercover identity.
also why the fuck would you even give us this info
Because you donāt know my real name I have two code name first one the one that I sent are used for emails thereās another one undercover Iām never tell anybody
Guys off his rocker
is that so
Two police officers bikes on the highway ready to take down gangs, so the shootout
Yeah, this is what I mean
sure bud
I did her only party so go fuck yourself losers Iām sorry but if I can send messages photos Iām gonna show you something bad itās about to happen really I cannot say, but I feel it coming cause thereās something bad bad about to happen if you can send pictures
so wait
if something is GOING to happen, how would you be able to send us pictures of it?
Itās not about it. Itās about good thing. Everybodyās gonna love it just let me send messages. TGG. You suck some bitch you suck bro I want to see Messages tgg sucks
i don't give a fuck what you want
if you can string together 1 sentence that makes coherent sense, maybe he'll come
Hey there letās DM and youāre gonna show your son of a bitch say sorry or youāll be sad
Man tf u talking about
Son of a bitch motherfucker asshole who the fuck you think you are what you gonna do huh cry your mama go fuck yourself losers yes losers
Green little goblin
I hope that everybody dies nobody cares about who dies I just fuck your old bitch bitches on my dick
why will i be sad
are your fbi powers gonna smite me or some shit
what's going on here
Ayo why do you have these?
GIFs
What the hell are you into, gang?
Women
Suit yourself, G
Megan fox
Jennifer Lawrence
it aint gay if it's the homies
I can handle her
NAWW
@karmic lagoon get back here we are not done
TF U mean
True yeah
Interlinked
you aint ever kiss the homies goodnight before
Thatās you
Youāre alone on this one, buddy
The hesitation to kiss the homies is givingggg closeted
On a unrelated note, I have a vendetta against dogs
CIA see what I sent you
What
This guy is like that One CIA dick rider
Bitch on my dick
huh
You know that One CIA guy who you see the shorts on YouTube
Just cia look what they sent you DM This is my monitor who sent you?
bro you forgot to take off the fucking default text
You know who Iām talking about
yeah i know
the janitor story is legendary
Ultimate blower
Bro, didnāt you see whatās the photo? It was a boy and a girl. Kissing each other without clothes.
Ikr
You Gotta be five
they definitely have clothes on
Goober
Regeneration
What do you think will happen to humans in 5 billion years?
Do you think we will move onto universes?
Like we would go to a different universe, so if the sun explodes, we still survive as a species
we're all gonna be dead
We will be dead, but what about the human species?
Our grandchildren are grand grand grandchildren
Like we are the ancestors
me when my great great great grandson goes to war over the last droplets of oil on the planet
I swear humans will figure out a way even if the suns explodes which it will in 7 billion years we will still survive because we all have the technology to survive
lol
Thereās no way weāre alone in the universe
There wonāt be any
How do you know because humans are always innovating one way or another?
Evolution
Are you saying we would go extinct?
Actually, youāre right humans wonāt look like humans after 5 billion years like what we look like right now anyway
We probably wonāt have pinky toes we will probably be able to breathe underwater
I heard on a recent study pinky toes are going to disappear in a few million years because it has no use.
On an unrelated note, why is being a chef so fucking hard?
Why do people get shouted at by ships all the time like people have their own way of cooking?
enjoy @winter flower
I just had a brain tumour reading that






