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Los pollos is funny when he’s reading his chat
My first yt i watch was vanossgaming
I never watched vanoss. Seems overrated honestly
Viva la dirt league ??
Dantdm was my goat
he was the shit when i was 15
the whole vanoss crew
Real
I remember being hooked on Good Mythical Morning..
dantdm was good but also family friendly
vanoss crew was more edgy with their humour
aimed towards adults
teens
I’d watch good mythical morning instead of listening to podcasts
Podcasts gotta be the dumbest thing. Who genuinely wants to listen to uneducated people yap nonsense for 2 hours
I love Mr Ballen stories..
wait darkagast been banned?
I would treat that like a podcast before it was a podcast
Since this morning
:0

Yes, for calling someones car ugly, providing constructive criticism and then leaving the chat after being informed his words were rude 
bruh
His last 3 messages were constructive criticism as you can see. After those 3 he was informed that his orginal statement was rude; at which point he stopped chatting
He was then unjustly banned after
@viscid haven join the protest
Here we go again
He asked, im just catching him up 
Fair enough
Yo wassup guys, where can i find people to play with? Need help with heists
Hey @languid sinew, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
Click Here for LFG info
If you scroll down you will see the looking for group channels
What's the heist after the first 2 man one?
I need 3 people that actually know what they're doing
apartment heists?
Ye
Prison. Break I think
Oh yeah i think so
Same here
Prison break is unironically the best heist in the game, its just new players suck and rockstar doesn’t know how to balance reward
I wasn’t aware people still do apartments heists
Considering the payout not that good
I felt like starting anew after 8 years
For beginners 🤷🏾♂️
Career progress
it really should readjust to match the game inflation
Yeah there is that
Guys, if you have ways to make good money I'm always in
Buy sharkcards 
You're nailing the first impression, and if it's anything to go by you should be alright
😐
Get a job and buy sharkcards. Literally infinite money
I'm both broke in game and irl
Lmao
Hey, @languid sinew It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to id:customize select your platform then you'll be able to view 🙂
fewer trolls there
Hello
Hi
hello!
Sorry I'm new to this server i hope I'm welcome
Any newly announced games?
GM!
Welcome to the server. How you doing?
Help me on old Xbox One
I'm fine and you
Ngl, I still sometimes do them, just for fun tho.
Good good thank you for asking.
actually i just finished working on a project and thought of adding a new server
i havnt seen this before
Idk
Okay guys if u so rich and advanced, what are you doing to make good money? Besides Shark cards ha. Ha. Ha.
I join peoples heists and mind control them into giving me 85% cut 
they best be saving the best for last because its going to end soon
The best way to make money os to spam cayo perico. Thats literally it
Watch it be highguard ps5 port
I personally enjoy cayo . Easy to do, especialy when solo.

Pink diamond chance is 50% this week too
HighGuard couldn’t even think of a unique name to differentiate itself from overwatch
High = Over
Guard = Watch
you still grinding gta?
currently lowguard with like 2.5k players
Mhm
right, so normally, you have a 10% chance if you restart under 72hrs, and 20% if you restart after 72hrs right?
gonna be playing any of the new games to come this year?
Something like that
GTA 6
wise man
so is it 50/60%? or just 50%?
50
Nice
alr. that makes sense.. you'd only get two shots otherwise..
I'm doing cayo rn
Hey buddy
Do I know you
Ohh I'm sorry how are you doing
Good wbu
Ohh I'm fine
@analog minnow
!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT
GOD OF WAR
trilogy
remake
holy shit
this best come to pc
oh shit theres another annoucnement?
oh my gawd
ahh its a 2d gow of war game
Ong gng are you sure the diamond is 50% i did cayo 3 time today and i got nothing
Probably just unlucky
Don’t apologize !
The stupid tequila the ruby and the bound i got someome kill me pls🙏🥀
Bruh atp the game will spawn a new thing cheaper than the tequila
Gets a random Panther Statue his next run.
Why does everyone say black panther 💀
A single beer bottle next
My bad, I'll edit.
A silver didlo🥀🥀🥀
Pause
I prefer pink panther
There's a window iirc where you can cancel and reset the heist a few times while keeping it on hard.. maybe @gentle bridge can confirm?
No idea I don't like wasting setup money
That's fair.
Its worse for cayo cuz its 100k not like the casino that is 25k
It used to be 25k
Yeah ik
It's probably the highest stakes gamble in the game to do.
200k at a chance to a 2mil
Hi Raptor 👋🏻
How are you?? And how's Cayo??
Yo gurt
My sister wore pink once and my brother called her pink panther 
Welllllll
I'm helping someone setup casino rn but even with a 50% diamond they gave me a necklace 😭
So after this I'm gonna knock it out and try again
But otherwise I'm doing great hopefully same for you lol
You'll get it soon enough


I wear pink sometimes
Pink what
pink sweater
That's so girlypop
are you
It looks good if you can style it
I have a pink t shirt
I have pink shorts
ive seen
Erm no you haven't
its a pink sweater its beautiful
you sent me that pic
that one time
Huh
Excuse me those were red
When
thats private
Eh what
Have a drink
They were red not pink
I put a red shirt in with my whites 
Eh it's home-made
R.I.P
I'll see
And set the water to Hot
I've had like glasses of water alrdy
leaving me wondering huh
Uh huh
When
at 9:52am
can i lf casino heists here or only in #🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
Oh
The latter
Oooo here I go raiding Rubio again
You've done it so many times you don't need pavel
He's the ride in and out. He chills just out of render.
Yo
Hi?
Him and jodie are better than the sexting couple
Oh I hate them
I'm coming back for that diamond 💎
The first couple or last couple??
Sessanta and wtv her bf is called
At this stage I think everyone is 😂
😭
Omg ptsd
Ay
Nobody wanna help it looks like
That normal here?
TTG said this server is for people looking for help, friends etc.
Seems a lie as always
Fdym
Don't even
Hey @trim ivy, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
Click Here for LFG info
You can check these lfgs
Sorry bad taste
u asked for help with apartment at midnight when 2 thirds of active members are maybe sleeping rn, consider waiting more than 2 hours?
Look I understand that if u looking for help but after late night u know most of half ppl are a sleep
When dose the weekly update get fucking good man
hi bro you remember me
No one will
Cus your old gen
They won't putting GTA 6 it would blow up your console 😭on old gen lil bro it time to get your money up
Yeahhhhhhhh
And its out already?!
Shii I'll help them
I'm time to time go to last gen on my low level character
It's alright rn I just wish there were business bonuses
Is this week not good enough?
You got a 50% higher chance of getting the pink diamond

Along with other good bonuses
Like vip work
I think so
Good evening ladies and germs
Phantom Wedge for those Cayo soloers.

Hello there
I like to use that to troll ppl
You just reminded me lmao
Thanks! 😊
Alr
Alr

yummmm
Mhm
a
Who is amara?
?
Ex staff
Hello
hru
Been better wbu
everything all good?
i see
But it's really starting to annoy me now
water doesn't help?
You can get GTA 6 for FREE in Norway, if you give birth to a baby on the game's release date, Nov. 19, 2026, a company is promising as part of a marketing campaign. 😭
Yeah whatever
@copper sinew quit lagging smh
021018
😭
mb takin longer then expected
I got a cat up my ass wanting donuts😭
Wsg yall
They hate seeing the bottom of the bowl actually.
Idk y..

What's pickling tickler
@viscid haven how you liking that new god of war reveal
Back up
@lusty atlas Timbits!
In my lap
woah still feet usernames
Idk if im allowed to post the oiled up kratos
e
Fake god
@copper sinew
The kratos VA kinda teased the next big god of war game to
Shiiiii
anything good
Honestly I kind of expected nothing so quite happy, I like the 2d game of him just being a spartan and although not a remaster all 3 games being released again with a new touch of paint is nice
Im just praying for a pc release
He only lightly spoke on it
The remakes are nice :") aslong as they aint calling ports remakes
btw have u played "Remember Me" its on sale for like 3 rn
its a goated game from da old days
Nope! Never played it, ill check it out
debatin on if i should buy it on steam
you should
Whats it about?
i havent played it in almost 7 years or smth
What bro
and??
Ahh yh I seentm that game, looks good
yea im short like
a lil over a dollar
So how you debating on buying it :")
Just added to my wishlist to
lool
Two pound fiddy
there's movies.. and tv shows too...
ye
But games better
I really want dying light the beast off my wishlist
Just waiting for a good sale
Make it cheap
If only I could
u never added me on steam 
and you never added me......
Gn
Oh!
Let me go add u on steam rq 
I dont tend to add people ngl
Done
No i mean like unless someone adds me i wont normally go out my way to add someone :")
Which is why we wasn't discord buddy's untill you mentioned it!
I'm sorry if liking the first Resident Evil and it's second Nemesis makes me gooner, but that laser trap, and the tower run scene were dope
Im eating mid phas 
Yhh dont get me wrong the movies are good! I do think they start to fall off towards the newer movies though
Enjoy!
The games had a bot of a similar effect, started to fall off towards 6 and revelations but the games did get way better eith 7 and 8
Nah I died for fun


I really want this alien gas station simulator game
Janky Silly sim games are the best
Just came to pc to, it released on xbox first
Same I played so many sim games
@jagged wraith

no u
Another new 2026 game i need to add to my wishlist list
It is not going to be cheap this year
is it 5 am for u??
gts dawg
it hasn't been cheap. (.)
I woke up at 4am
in my dreams it was

I have to put bbq suace on my ribs in 2 hours

oh
Yep 8 hour cook
Then put bbq sauce on and keep warm until dinner time later
Gonna be eating gooooood
nice
Never had beef ribs before or made my own gravy
Excited
Camera got a little foggy
House gonna smell of beef short ribs all day and I dont get to eat them for like 17 hours lmao rip
@copper sinew
fu!
I could be level 70 if we weren't trying.
u sure
bro
😭
Bro
id rather 😭
Rather what noxy
RAAAAAAAR
RAAR
Holy nerd
It's custom after 50, and people who owned the game before the prestige update got an auto 1. Guess he didn't like it enough.

Gooooooooooooooooooooood morninggg
yes im kevin
Ahuh..

Chat do yall have custom cursors or the normal one
Normal
Js got off vc with nox after abt a whole 5hrs 


Ok
What? I can't find anything online what did he say?
haiii
Ahhh wait dont matter i think he was talking about the 2d game
People think the trilogy will come to pc now! Also I dont thunk it will be just ports i think we gonna get some nice remakes
Because the VA said its still early development and that we may have to wait a little while
Can't wait to burn Olympus in 4K
Which must mean they putting some effort into it
Its gonna be so god damn good
Actually so pleased we got some god of war news
And a whole new 2d game of him in his spartan days
Need to play that
Kinda glad their not making a new one, it was a great conclusion to the series
I think we will get a new one tbf
Although it would be nice to see Christopher Judge get his trilogy like TC Carson
Atrius has gone of to Egypt to find the other giants, they will defo make a new one
I think ending it as a trilogy would be good to
Imagine you play as atrius for half the game casuing trouble in Egypt and he gets captured or somthing by the gods there and kratos hears word of that and thats when kratos also travels to Egypt to save his ass and they find the giants togther
Would be a good way to end it in my opinion
And they said specifically "remake"? Instead of remaster so yeah
They already had plans for a game in Egypt before norse mythology
But i kinda really like the fixed camera of the originals
Yep its mostly just going to be visual changes
And apparently theres another Cory barlog game coming
So camera and all that should be the same
Nice
Let's hope so
And i dont think it will just be ports
Exciting
They need to do the first 2 games justice
They are great games but graphics wise havnt aged to well
God of war 3 still holds up quite well
Well like they are from the early 2000s, the cutscenes surprisingly look brilliant than the gameplay graphics
Oh for sure! They do still look great for there release date but imagine them now with a new touch of paint
They best be fully redoing the graphics and not just better lighting and shadows
And higher res
Anyone wanna do cmm
Hey @hardy pelican, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
Click Here for LFG info
Someone got hacked and is sending those stupid images
I remember first time a graphical upgrade ever being so apparent was the ps2 port of gow 1 on ps3 it looked so much sharper and smooth hoping they keep the beautiful artstyle intact with these remakes
@zinc knoll
Still baffles me how Gow 2 was on PS2 and the PS3 released 4 months ago
??
Check on #📸┃gta-media and #🏎┃vehicle-flex
oh
They are sending it in the entire server
Truee! I do want them to stay true to the art style but u dont want a pretty nice improvement over the originals, dont want it to simply be a port with higher res images
Sending what? I cant see anything
They gone!
True True 
Yo
Do you need to be certain level to be able to buy anothers players car in the ls car meet
The duplicate i mean
Shouldn't be
Mfs good MORNING 🌞🌄🌻🌅
@viscid haven i assume you watched state of play
I couldnt because state of play is a big fuck you to Europeans with an actual job😂 so did i miss out anything notable?
I did!
God of war remakes
John wick trailer
New god of war 2d game
The first trilogy?
Might be nice for me to get into GOW and then eventually pick off ragnarok from my backlog...
Death stranding pc release
Amazing games! Worth playing 100%
Nothing wolverine related or something?
Nope sadly not
The second kena game looked like fun
If i hadnt spent so much on games this month id definitely play it
They gave that shit a sequel 💀
Never heard of it
Lemme know if its good!
Looks like fun
Is justin roiland still vocing the morty gun?
idk
I cant wait for John wick
I never even finished the first ngl
Man i loved it
Is it a game
Ill definitely watch it after work
Was fun. I need to finish it
Seems like we get some good movie games nowadays

Im so excited
These ribs are gonna fall right off the bone
And the gravy ahhh
Should of gotten a slow cooker sooner
And here i am eating a chicken sandwich at work 😔
Chicken sandwiches are gooood
Yhh its got memphis bbq sauce on it! Just sitting on warm now till im ready to eat them
Never had beef ribs
This will be a first for me
Youll be blown away
Plus I got the gravy to at the bottom
Ahhh I knoww
And there slow cooked to
Gonna be sooo goooood
Man im gonna eat ribs tonight too
Thanks for the idea
Gonna put some bbq honey sauce with it
Hmm sounds so tasty
Pork ribs were always my favorite
But beef is soo good too
Are you gonna cycle today?
I dont mind pork ribs! But I have a feeling ill prefer beeef, I think its gonna fall of the bone it feels so tender
Nope its raining all day
Be out on it tommorow
100%!
Thats annoying, its not raining here luckily but significantly colder than yesterday
Yhh same here! Dropping slightly into the minus even though the last week its been almost 10c aha
Winter is almost over though and I hope we see more sun here so I can get out more
Will update you!
I too want to go out a bit more this year
Im also having chicken for dinner
Turns out being outside has a healthy effect on your well-being overall
Do you like to cycle? I find it so relaxing
With anything or just chicken
Yess 100%
I love cycling
Just seasoned chicken fillets and ranch dressing xD
Just dont do it often, i think i havent been on a bike in a year or so
Sameee! Really does my mental health alot of good plus its so funny
Better change that this year then aha
They mini fillets though :")
Exactly! My break is over so ill catch you later again was fun talking
Chicken is chicken
Have a good day at work!
The John wick game looks good
yhh i cant wait for it
comes out in july
25th
the amount of games i need to buy this year just keeps rising
How many of those have 0 hours of play time?
Didn't think you were one to petition for his unban
way to many
some even just have 5 minutes
iv stoped buying games i wont play recently though, used to buy bundles because it was a good deal then never touch the games
now i buy because i will play them
Out of the games i bought on steam with 0 play time only 3 are ones i havent played already on xbox
a responsible man i see
I haven’t even opened a single game i got for free on epic
i played a few on epic
like when death stranding became free
that got me into death stranding
I played hogwarts legacy for like 1 hour months ago so not really
Wanted to wait for fsr4 support
yhh runs like ass no matter what ngl
good game though
UK forecasts measure the chance of sunlight instead of the chance of rainfall
ahahahaha
imagine
20% chance of sun
im sure once febuary passes it will be nice
i pray
Slight (5%) chance of sunlight later in the afternoon
Hope so, Feb and March is always rain season here
My birthday better not be rainy
yhh it can ease up in march here but by april we definitely start to see alot more sun
cant wait
whens your birthday?
its just rain it wont hurt you
It indirectly woke me up at 3am with a nasty police siren sound
Not as far as I know
Har Har
I'm younger than you by a thousand years
How was Robert Walpole?
Yeah surely you're old enough to remember him
I've heard of that name
sorry im a low IQ person
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i know beethoven
hes from the 1700's?
never knew
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is 1770's
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Congratulations
yo this is funny as shit
Tell Rubio to put some respekk on my name
💯
Yaheardme
Lil trick ahh Rubio
Will do
Let's all keep ze lights on düring ze Blitz!
I am Tauriel 🥴
I need another dab to increase the nonsensical meter
How nonsensical are we talking
Holy shit risk of rain reference
@analog minnow this is the kind of remake I want it wont lie
This is ai im pretty sure
4th cayo by yesterday, still not a single diamond🥀
Unlucky try again!
I’ve gotten in once this week that’s it
I just hit my diamond I hope I get another one next cayo. My secondaries sucked tho
Yeahh! Keeping the fixed camera but upping the visual its the same studio right Santa Monica? So I hope its just what they wanted to do from the get go but with the much better hardware now they improve upon stuff like gore that could be similar to the new doom trilogy how meat flies off demons as you hit them
@analog minnow
yep it will be santa monica! im sure they will make it live up to exspectations, santa monica really seem to love gow
they posted this on facebook
They've heard our cries😭
@jagged wraith
@analog minnow
@jagged wraith
i really hope it comes to pc
that would be so nice
clean cars for a dollar a car
thats just 2 cars
Thats basically confirmed at this point like 8 months to a year later pc port see how ds2 got the pc port
😂
@jagged wraith
Only if I could put $2 on steam 
yhh im sure it will happen we have got the last 2 on pc, would be so nice to have all 3 og main games on pc and then all the newer games
i want to play sons of sparta to
then slowly they will realise the huge success of trilogy remake and also remake ghost of spart/chains of olympus
Imma wait for a sale it looks great but....now right now
@analog minnow
Im still yet to play Valhalla 
Yeah?
Bro
yess! ascension really doesnt need a remake tbf, shit looks great
Yeah
Assenion
i cant spell
What why
Dw
i played it a lil
Ascension?
Its good?
yhh i corrected my spelling
The dlc! Yes
bruh
Y
Chat i think we should ban angel for having this shite opinion
ragnarok is possibly the best god of war game
It would be funny for a day
just playing
how'd that age
I know
did you play the og games?
1
i see
great first series of games
will be a sad day when it ends
but all good things must come to a end
Fuck this shit

I know my damn wishlist is on sale, but I want that gift notification 
?afk gaming prob 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: gaming prob 

welcome to gaming
Kevin is AFK: gaming prob
- a minute ago
have you seen the life size replica leviathan axe and blades of chaos?
like 300 for a hand crafted leviathan axe
i need it
yhhh fr a big ass axe really suits the character he grew into
i honestly used the axe way more when i got the blades
The way it like symbolizes the quiet and peace he has chosen when the game starts off with him using it to just chop wood
Fr its so fun the blades were better in the og
so cinematic and a great way to start his new journey, the whole wanting to settle really does work well in my opinion, he never wanted the god of war title and the chaos his life ended up being, in a way i really do hope the end of the last game is him actually just settling down in a nice place he can call home unbothered
true, the axe was alot of fun
The mural on the wall end of 2018 came true in the end loki giving birth to the serpant, we see another one end of 2022 the golden kratos statue painting in greece from the looks of it so I guess thats a teaser for the happy ending kratos will get
oh yhh i almost forgot about that mural, that's all i want is a nice happy ending for him, he's had it hard, maybe once hes the only god left he can rest lmao

Hi
Oh ffs
the whole franchise is my favourite which includes the og games aha
Ragnarök is up there as one of my favourite games though
Haven’t seen this in a while
still incredible games! great boss fights and great story, atleast they dont make you have to do abunch of useless shit to continue the story like a ac game
lmaoo i used to use it all the time
almost forgot about it
wise words
i loved them, i like kratos's character development and the person he had become
they sure are incredible games
nahh
to show he tried to move on from being a god
he doesnt want to be a god
never did
its sayng that i have to reinstal but i already did that
i know what your saying dont worry i played the og 3 games when i was young and played chains of Olympus and ghost of sparta and ascension, loved them all for there own reasons, but i really do like this old kratos to, he just wants to settle down and create a life for him self but obviously his lady died and norse gods started to notice him again
idk i enjoyed it personally, the fight style made it more challenging for me
the trilogy was easy in my opinion
fun dont get me wrong but not exactly hard
i like open worlds
so i have to disagree with that to, i really like to explore a big open world and its even better being in a universe i love so much
side missions side bosses ect all optional
Too broke to get the new game or the trilogy remake✌️
trilogy remake will be 2027 is my guess
new one looks like fun but ill wait for a sale
Mm
Maybe
Im curios how it will look like
its in early development so i imagine so
wait
i hope its somthing like this
im sure it will be
they said it will b e some time before it comes so im sure it will be great
Hell yea

And ds2 coming to pc🤙
Fr? I saw people said the date is unknown
ahh yh you right, swear i saw IGN say july 20 somthing
im triping
apparently its been in development for 6 years

Woah
@analog minnow hi
bro js say hi back, I don't want ur life story in a message holy

The flames over here I don't know how to properly describe it but they left behind this beautiful contrail? In the og I hope they keep it that way
Yeah right bro
Do you carry the flame?
5 mins to type hi
I js said i had to do smthg and i was typing that reply out to bad😭
5 mins for that short message
Do you guys pronounce it
Lil bad at rap
Or
Lil bada trap?
Who?
That's crazy
Bro
I had 25, I got 2 left 😭
Fatty
U ate them all
yhhhh good catch, im sure it will be in the game, does make the blades of choas look sick
soooo many people pronounce it lil bada trap
lmao
@analog minnow don't tell me no
I feel quite hungry
i wonder if they wil keep a certain minigame in the game
Gotta stay true to the source material they CANNOT not include the minigame 
Yes
I see u on borderlands 4 smh
no
yhh they have to stay true to the games, no removal of the mini game
yep
keeps crashing on start up though
my amd drivers all messed up
nvm.. figured it out
hope u fix it 😭
ayy nice!
Just finished chapter 3
@viscid haven boo


