💬┃gorilla-chat

[gentle bridge]

Do take me for a fool, the King of the Known World, that I would mistake the features of a man such as myself to be that of a common wench.

[wild sage]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-it's-just-the-way-it-is-i'm-just-the-messenger-gif-6270475095135913721

[fallen mason]

No

[gentle bridge]

Red-a-Gast

Red of the Gasterly Vale

[prisma scarab]

Woah

[inner yarrow]

No mistake suggested, its 2026

[abstract jolt]

Spectacular analysis by such a creature

[vestal briar]

sup dawgs

[fallen mason]

No been saying it agast

[jagged wraith]

@prisma scarab

[fallen mason]

Since when it's a gast

[wild sage]

Yes pls

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vanish-cat-gif-23555257

[gentle bridge]

Since always but as the child born of wedlock you never cared to ask me

[fallen mason]

No speak here

[jagged wraith]

Ay wheres my kiss 😁

[fallen mason]

So a gast, 2 words ?

[abstract jolt]

These ghasts might be up to something

[wild sage]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-mods-take-away-their-kneecap-privileges-kneecap-discord-gif-16907222988962456914

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/qazqaz-gif-6790593549618684130

[jagged wraith]

What r u playin on roblox

[vestal briar]

Pissing people off on ERLC

[jagged wraith]

Nice

Gl

[vestal briar]

thx

u know erlc

[inner yarrow]

me want to be janitor v baddd

[left wind]

You can be a janitor. Hr allowed it

[inner yarrow]

Yay

[robust berry]

Hi

[inner yarrow]

@full violet

No

Tf is that

[robust berry]

[graceful gate]

hi

[thick goblet]

im thinking of dropping it ngl 😭

im on season 2 and its kinda boring

[inner yarrow]

Anyone Watch fallout?

[jagged wraith]

Nah not rlly

[prisma scarab]

Go drop Yuya again

[jagged wraith]

I need more nfs games

[inner yarrow]

L o L

[jagged wraith]

They were goated ps4 / ps3

[thick goblet]

✅

[jagged wraith]

Xbox 360 aswell

[gentle bridge]

I got Undercover recently

[jagged wraith]

Where

How much

Yeah

[copper sinew]

I gotta be honest, They were faithful to the game, no matter how dumb a magazine fed revolver is.

[gentle bridge]

Game store as part of their new preowned retro selection

[jagged wraith]

[gentle bridge]

I'm looking for Underground and Carbon

[jagged wraith]

You use an emulator or smth? 😭

[copper sinew]

No they just saved em.. I saw Scorps and Roaches.

[jagged wraith]

2012

[copper sinew]

Deathclaws and Gulpers.

[jagged wraith]

[copper sinew]

and a Super Mutant.

[gentle bridge]

I need someone to help with the Most Wanted platinum

[jagged wraith]

Hmm

2005

Yep

[jagged wraith]

What u need help with

[gentle bridge]

The Most Wanted 2012 platinum

[fallen mason]

Ohio

[copper sinew]

You mean the game bugs? not the rad bugs?

[crystal mortar]

Almost got the oppressor 😴

[gentle bridge]

Shit that requires other players or friends

[jagged wraith]

Very easy

[copper sinew]

That'd be a hilarious addition to the show..

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout4-fallout3-fallout1-fallout2-gif-26920832

[jagged wraith]

I met a random guy in a public server

[graceful gate]

gun

[jagged wraith]

I js don't touch the game anymore

[wanton hull]

yea

[gentle bridge]

I've never seen anybody in a public server

[wild sage]

Switch 2 fallout

[jagged wraith]

I did it last year

[jagged wraith]

I was sick in bed during the grind

[graceful gate]

maybe

[crimson basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cabaret-cabaret-1993-cabaret-musical-clifford-bradshaw-cliff-bradshaw-gif-7784067616764869728

[prisma scarab]

What is this

[wanton hull]

real, but still very stupid

[copper sinew]

There's this thing called Warping.. Where you somehow break a vats targetting, then you revats and it warps you.. It's supposed to be doable with melee, but I'm somehow always doing by accident.

[jagged wraith]

His music

Btw blue

[fallen mason]

[jagged wraith]

I crashed the nubby game lol

[copper sinew]

Guys, my internet is so shit right now, I'm still trying to render this gif...

[gentle bridge]

You'll get there

[jagged wraith]

Its true

[fallen mason]

Lol

[jagged wraith]

We were on phas and before starting the game he crashed

Is that a mod

If so send link pls

I want e-grill like that

[copper sinew]

It's the only one in existence right?

[jagged wraith]

[fallen mason]

[inner yarrow]

[jagged wraith]

anything is better then my gf

[graceful gate]

@vestal briar L song change it

[fallen mason]

[jagged wraith]

[fallen mason]

Okay bro

[jagged wraith]

[vestal briar]

nah

wait for it

[copper sinew]

He doesn't know man...

[jagged wraith]

Bro

[inner yarrow]

I did it 🙂

[graceful gate]

hmm

[copper sinew]

I wasn't gonna send him there

[gentle bridge]

My name is Keith Flint and I invented the steering wheel

[copper sinew]

That's something you need to find yourself. Imo

[jagged wraith]

Shes begging me to play sleeping dogs so she can see Jackies death

[olive plaza]

🎈

[jagged wraith]

No

[inner yarrow]

No self promo

[gentle bridge]

I play gta

[jagged wraith]

😁

[prisma scarab]

Why dm

[graceful gate]

is that

..

a baloon

[vestal briar]

wait for it

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-what-cat-cat-cam-turn-around-big-eyes-gif-4178073168028853825

[graceful gate]

im waiting

[inner yarrow]

📍

[gentle bridge]

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

[jagged wraith]

Stop

[graceful gate]

spam

get banned

[jagged wraith]

I hate balloons

[graceful gate]

bozo

🎈🎈🎈

[inner yarrow]

Why

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/lara-gif-13602838030364687970

[gentle bridge]

Neither of you understand my reference

https://tenor.com/view/how-disappointing-snape-so-sad-harry-potter-severus-snape-gif-17149410

[jagged wraith]

I need tomb raider 🙄

[inner yarrow]

Pemnywise?

[gentle bridge]

No

[jagged wraith]

Harry potter

[gentle bridge]

No

[jagged wraith]

[graceful gate]

i casn make you be disappointed

[graceful gate]

wait i know him

[gentle bridge]

You disappoint me

[inner yarrow]

Please elab

[graceful gate]

he from harry potter

[jagged wraith]

You wanna buy me smth rq

[umbral ore]

why is everyone from feet finder

[gentle bridge]

99 red balloons

[graceful gate]

i cazn make up for it

fr

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/up-flying-house-balloons-omw-gif-10217152

[gentle bridge]

Neunundneunzig Lüftballons

[jagged wraith]

Idk

[inner yarrow]

Still comfused

[gentle bridge]

Thank you

[inner yarrow]

Smh

[graceful gate]

up up and away

[graceful gate]

because find feet

kaboom

[fallen mason]

Ah

[indigo herald]

How many feet have been found today?

[gentle bridge]

GTA San Andreas when you activate 3 cheat codes:

[jagged wraith]

@graceful gate

[gentle bridge]

12.8 million

[indigo herald]

https://tenor.com/view/megadoujin-no-just-dont-know-dont-think-so-gif-14171825

[graceful gate]

hmm

[inner yarrow]

Yall remember when they foil balloons was all over the place

[graceful gate]

what you gaging on

[inner yarrow]

🌭

[wanton hull]

huh

[graceful gate]

that what i thought of

lol

[jagged wraith]

I love u

[inner yarrow]

Glizzywizzy

[gentle bridge]

Loser

[jagged wraith]

I have links for eneba on games I want

[graceful gate]

i love saussages

😋

[gentle bridge]

German sausages are fantastic

[inner yarrow]

What is the right one then

[inner yarrow]

slimy?

[gloomy warren]

do you need a german boyfriend?

[graceful gate]

did i say that

[gentle bridge]

Okay that was not what I was implying

[inner yarrow]

[lavish flame]

Chips in gravy is epic

[gloomy warren]

sure...

[gentle bridge]

However

[fallen mason]

Hi

[gentle bridge]

Anyway

I can eat sausages in one bite

One bite means I bite it once or less

[jagged wraith]

Sounds nice

[fallen mason]

So you take about half at once

[lavish flame]

Thanks for that weird piece of information

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-dog-gif-14542099238045824336

[inner yarrow]

Hot dogs aren’t sasuages

[gentle bridge]

I once liked the taste of rusty nails

[jagged wraith]

[gentle bridge]

You'd know about taking half at once

[jagged wraith]

Im tired

Guys recommend me nfs games on steam to wishlist

[lavish flame]

Go to bed

[gentle bridge]

Yeah because some bastard broke my iron farm

[fallen mason]

More than that I can do

[jagged wraith]

I already got payback wishlisted

[gentle bridge]

ProStreet

[inner yarrow]

My bf won’t stop laying on me and I hate it

[jagged wraith]

Lemme go check

[inner yarrow]

He’s too big to be this much of a baby

[gentle bridge]

Wait are you a woman

[fallen mason]

Fr

[inner yarrow]

Yes

[fallen mason]

Did you think maybe he's gay

[gentle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-alert-siren-red-light-gif-14616790

[inner yarrow]

Omg

[gentle bridge]

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

IMMINENT DANGER

[graceful gate]

@vestal briar ngl your playlist mid as hell

[jagged wraith]

Not on steam

Nah

I like it

[gentle bridge]

No

[inner yarrow]

It’s bootymeat

[gentle bridge]

Are you?

[fallen mason]

It's more likely that he's gay

[fallen mason]

I'm not

[outer elk]

Hello yall

[fallen mason]

Hi

[inner yarrow]

me no gay

[fallen mason]

Are you homophobic

[inner yarrow]

No

[fallen mason]

[gentle bridge]

I'm not afraid of gays

[outer elk]

[inner yarrow]

Just me no gay

[vestal briar]

shuffliogn dawgf

[fallen mason]

I'm not as well

Good to find out that

[graceful gate]

😭

[vestal briar]

better

[graceful gate]

aight

[outer elk]

Broo that pfp lmao luv it

[gentle bridge]

Homomisic

[jagged wraith]

My wishlist now

[fringe wedge]

Hi

[jagged wraith]

is nothing but nfs

[inner yarrow]

Like he swears he loves physical touch but atp I cannot stand his body weight

[jagged wraith]

[fallen mason]

I can't wait for my tie bomber to arrive

[inner yarrow]

Heavy mf

[outer elk]

Woah, dang thanks

[fallen mason]

Please join us

[fringe wedge]

What with?

[fallen mason]

The fuck is that

[fallen mason]

FeetFinder

[fringe wedge]

Hmm perhaps

[fallen mason]

I think he is making them up

[robust berry]

Become the office door or something

Or maybe chair

[inner yarrow]

Out of his ass

[fallen mason]

I need to get a promotion or something somehow

He's probably taking something else

[inner yarrow]

To what a Nespresso

[gentle bridge]

The correct word for the common definition

[fallen mason]

Ah

Can I get a promotion please

[inner yarrow]

To what a Nespresso

[lavish flame]

No

[gentle bridge]

Sure you're now @left wind's coffee mug

[fringe wedge]

Promote yourself to the manager

[graceful gate]

why is that 2 HR

[fringe wedge]

Whoops too unoriginal

I’ll pick a new thing

[inner yarrow]

lol

[gentle bridge]

What a copycat

[fallen mason]

[fallen mason]

Wasn't aware you work with us

[copper sinew]

I refuse to search for feet.

[lavish flame]

I'm protesting

[copper sinew]

I'm perfectly content with my own

[fallen mason]

I'll see what hr give me

[inner yarrow]

Instaban

[fringe wedge]

@gentle bridge promote this coffee machine

[inner yarrow]

They said receptionist coffee mug

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-foot-feet-stinks-gif-19180032

[gentle bridge]

I have

[fringe wedge]

Woaaah

[fallen mason]

Well that's not exactly a promotion is it

[gentle bridge]

You deserve a better position

I name you CIO

[fringe wedge]

What’s a coffee machine without mugs

[robust berry]

Inserts file inside

[copper sinew]

R&D department would be cool.

[fallen mason]

I mean people should have their own mug

[lavish flame]

Don't give them ideas

[fallen mason]

Coffee machine at most provide paper cups

[fringe wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/work-files-filing-cabinet-file-it-in-the-back-gif-10490790

[gentle bridge]

Apply and join R&D

[inner yarrow]

dusts off filing cabinet

[robust berry]

How do you feel with the files inside you

[copper sinew]

I was recruited by the owner actually...

[fringe wedge]

I feel normal

[robust berry]

Want me to put more?

[inner yarrow]

😭

[gentle bridge]

You need a name change then

[fringe wedge]

no thank you

[copper sinew]

I haven't decided is FeetFinding is for me yet.

[inner yarrow]

It is

[gentle bridge]

We decide for you

[gentle bridge]

You're promoted to CIO

[graceful gate]

Waiter waiter pour me a fucking drink

[gentle bridge]

The position has been vacant

[robust berry]

Don't tell me you dont like it inside you

[inner yarrow]

What is a cio

[gentle bridge]

Chief Information Officer

[fallen mason]

Woah what

[inner yarrow]

All these useless corporate titles

[fringe wedge]

[inner yarrow]

Who’s the COS

[robust berry]

What

[inner yarrow]

Or COO

[prisma scarab]

What’s a coo

[copper sinew]

Fine

[gentle bridge]

Are you publicly complaining about our company?

[fallen mason]

Mate Google them

[graceful gate]

6 7 jokes in big 25

[fringe wedge]

[graceful gate]

🥀

[inner yarrow]

Chief of staff

[fallen mason]

67

[fringe wedge]

66666777777

[robust berry]

Fuck

[fringe wedge]

SIX SEVEN

[graceful gate]

Haha fucker

[inner yarrow]

Chief operating officer

[fallen mason]

67

[gentle bridge]

This isn't the White House

[fringe wedge]

6767676767

[gentle bridge]

This is FeetFinder™

[graceful gate]

And this chat just got even more cringe

🥀

[robust berry]

Wait wtf i have pic perms now?

[gentle bridge]

I will aggressively ignore you

[graceful gate]

Yeah

[prisma scarab]

I think what we need more is an IT Department for feetfinder

[graceful gate]

Rock have them

[prisma scarab]

[graceful gate]

Have

[fringe wedge]

six seven.

[graceful gate]

Gave

[robust berry]

Why-

[inner yarrow]

See unfortunately at my job irl we have like 5O Cheif of something’s

[inner yarrow]

No

[gentle bridge]

Nobody is applying because all of the Indians are busy becoming doctors and scientists in the UK

[lavish flame]

Always is

[graceful gate]

One of the ch complained in chat last night

So he gave them

[prisma scarab]

[robust berry]

Great

[graceful gate]

There more Indias than British people in uk

[inner yarrow]

Do Jeffery have his on FeetFinder Agent?

[robust berry]

It was walmart doe

[graceful gate]

Same shi

Rock idea it was tho

[gentle bridge]

Epstein? We never associated with him

[vital oxide]

i can be xDD

[robust berry]

Didnt see in the chat

[graceful gate]

It was in This chat

So good luck finding it

[jagged wraith]

[thick goblet]

who is that guy

[gentle bridge]

Good change your name to FeetFinder IT Manager

[gentle bridge]

No idea

[glass slate]

Re fan?

[thick goblet]

dont remember him going through the front door

[jagged wraith]

Nah never heard of it

[graceful gate]

Here

Found it

[gentle bridge]

No maybe a different guy then

[glass slate]

Hhh

[gentle bridge]

Jeffrey Dahmer

[fallen mason]

67

[thick goblet]

😭

[jagged wraith]

Yesyes re fan

[clever hornet]

Jeffrey????

[wanton hull]

89

[clever hornet]

Sus

[gentle bridge]

You're demoted to coffee machine unless you retract this statement

[glass slate]

Hhhhhhh

[inner yarrow]

Jef

[fringe wedge]

67

[inner yarrow]

Ya know

[clever hornet]

Tasty

[graceful gate]

I say fire him and sue him lol

[olive plaza]

[wanton hull]

89

[thick goblet]

isnt a machine better than a mug ???

[gentle bridge]

You're demoted to file binder unless you retract this statement

[clever hornet]

You want to be a mug ? 😉

[inner yarrow]

Demote him to coffee

[fringe wedge]

[gentle bridge]

No because instead of moving around and serving one person you have to serve everybody from the same spot

[inner yarrow]

Or k-cups

[fringe wedge]

67

[vital oxide]

IT Manager here 👋

[inner yarrow]

Or even coffee filters

[thick goblet]

that is true

[gentle bridge]

You're demoted to my paper weight

[small needle]

Hi friends

[thick goblet]

demoted to sharpener

[gentle bridge]

Are you Mexican

[fringe wedge]

6

[inner yarrow]

Foe

[gentle bridge]

We need a gardener

[fringe wedge]

6

[small needle]

Yeah

[fringe wedge]

6

[graceful gate]

Fffriend 🥺

[fringe wedge]

seven

[gentle bridge]

Good you're our gardener now

[small needle]

😨

[small needle]

WHAT

[thick goblet]

😭

[fallen mason]

Huh

[inner yarrow]

Perfect

[small needle]

How did you know I was Mexican

[gentle bridge]

Y no el complaino get to work

[robust berry]

W rock

[gentle bridge]

You give me Mexican energy

[inner yarrow]

I was tired of trimming HR’s bush

[jagged wraith]

Hi cutie

[graceful gate]

L cause it effects you

[prisma scarab]

[wanton hull]

holla at ya boy

[small needle]

Hi Angle

[jagged wraith]

Hi cutie

[robust berry]

We lost greg... but we gained a FF member

[gentle bridge]

That's what's important

[small needle]

No I don’t wanna be the gardener

[fringe wedge]

[small needle]

I don’t accept this role

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-cat-vanish-gif-11885083014278560016

[gentle bridge]

We lose our identity... but we gain a common blood

[graceful gate]

you don't have a lot of choice

[fringe wedge]

feetfinder is expanding

[gentle bridge]

That's okay we accept it for you

[jagged wraith]

Okay im done with the wishlist feature on steam

[inner yarrow]

Too bad you need your green card right

[fringe wedge]

What do you wanna be

[wanton hull]

hello hr can we talk about how terrible of a job the gardener is doing

[gentle bridge]

Our profits grew sixty-seven fold in the past 3 financial quarters

[jagged wraith]

full of the game u hate

[graceful gate]

😭 😭 😭

NAHHH

[gentle bridge]

Whip him if you have to

[fringe wedge]

6700%

[wanton hull]

that's your job

[robust berry]

This is becoming the truth

[inner yarrow]

[gentle bridge]

As Human Resources Manager I delegate whoever I want to whatever I want

[jagged wraith]

Good

[small needle]

This is my new role

[robust berry]

Why the FUCK did i lose my free games role

[inner yarrow]

Hold up

[robust berry]

HOW dare you

Greg

[graceful gate]

[wanton hull]

as the marketing manager, this does not look good bro

[inner yarrow]

[fringe wedge]

Done it’s back

[gentle bridge]

Am I hearing arguments?

[robust berry]

So why did it get removed lol

[fringe wedge]

[inner yarrow]

Insubordination

[gentle bridge]

Treason.

[jagged wraith]

Only free to keep for so long aint worth it

[wanton hull]

"HR liable for damages against FeetFinder INC."

[fringe wedge]

@wanton hull we need ads and promotions to be increased by 67%

[small needle]

Take down FeetFinder!

[inner yarrow]

Pause

[fallen mason]

This is nice

[dire jewel]

Damn i got the post call out clarity

[robust berry]

Dont you dare

[graceful gate]

resumke

[wanton hull]

hey get a load of this commie fuck

[graceful gate]

resume

[gentle bridge]

My contract stipulates that I am immune from being sued or legally pursued for statements or decisions I make.

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/protest-gif-25667219

[fringe wedge]

If you take down FF we all lose our jobs

[gentle bridge]

You will regret opposing us

[small needle]

YES

[inner yarrow]

How are you gonna take about, “this don’t look good” and your name isn’t even in alignment with ours

[robust berry]

You take us down, you will come with us

[graceful gate]

goo

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/glee-protest-protesting-angry-mad-gif-17385716

[gentle bridge]

Look at these people, opposed to a good cause

Finding prosthetics for amputees

[robust berry]

Fr

[gentle bridge]

For war veterans

[viscid haven]

You are corrupting our community members with the feet from your business

[gentle bridge]

What sick human beings

[viscid haven]

[wanton hull]

"FeetFinder janitor fired after posting defamation against the marketing department"

[fringe wedge]

hey what did I do

[inner yarrow]

@gentle bridge , I would like to apply for the marketing position

[gentle bridge]

Please apply for an IT position

[viscid haven]

We can find other files for you Mr cabinet

[gentle bridge]

You are protesting against us providing prosthetics to war veterans and amputees?

[graceful gate]

this chat

[small needle]

Yes

[inner yarrow]

Contacting my lawyer to sue FeetFinder bc I was fired by someone with no leadership authority

[small needle]

FeetFinder is a corrupt corporation that is lead by a TYRANT

We must take them down

[gentle bridge]

You will be hated more than Just Stop Oil protestors

[inner yarrow]

Sorry I not an Indian…. No 2 for u my friend

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[fringe wedge]

nooo what will I do without my files

[viscid haven]

I thought you was selling foot services for adults

[gentle bridge]

Only Customer Support is locked behind Indian ethnicity

[gentle bridge]

We find prosthetic feet for amputees

[viscid haven]

Well I will have to hold my ground to not look like a bitch

[gentle bridge]

And here you are, protesting against it

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/rally-protest-gathering-movement-unite-gif-15734816

[inner yarrow]

😭

[fringe wedge]

justice for feetfinder staff

[gentle bridge]

These men served your country to keep you safe from communists and yet here you are

[graceful gate]

says who

[fringe wedge]

Can I have a promotion

[gentle bridge]

Says us

[graceful gate]

you are wrong

says me

[gentle bridge]

To IT Manager? Sure.

[inner yarrow]

Sir… this is a janitorial closet, please lower your protest sign

[gentle bridge]

You do not work here

[fringe wedge]

ayyyy

[graceful gate]

i know that why i'm calling you out for being wrong

[gentle bridge]

You will be sued for slander

[graceful gate]

oh yh

that nice

[fallen mason]

Can anyone check how many of us are there now

[inner yarrow]

Do we have legal team

[gentle bridge]

Yes we do

[graceful gate]

it's not slander if it's right!

[inner yarrow]

Well they need to be in here

I can’t keep holding the doors

[fringe wedge]

we are wrongfully attacked innocents

[inner yarrow]

The crowd is getting bigger

[gentle bridge]

It's slander if you cannot prove your statements are truthful

[graceful gate]

why is there a cabinet

[vital oxide]

thats not fair

[graceful gate]

i have proof

me existing is proof

[gentle bridge]

It's fine you're the new CIO

Chief Information Officer

[fringe wedge]

Also IT manager

[crimson basalt]

Tf is a cio 🥀

[graceful gate]

[inner yarrow]

Pushes @fringe wedge in front of the doors

[gentle bridge]

Read beneath

[fringe wedge]

why am I the sacrificial lamb

[robust berry]

Cio ceo coo coe coi what else

[graceful gate]

[gentle bridge]

CFO

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-not-fair-protest-protesting-gif-25143281

[lavish flame]

Yes. My fellow protester

[robust berry]

Whats that then

[gentle bridge]

Financial

[inner yarrow]

Hey filing cabinet… I didn’t choose you, the board did

[fallen mason]

Cto

[robust berry]

Ahh

[graceful gate]

🤣

[jagged wraith]

Next series i need is nfs

[robust berry]

Atp everyone in the company can have a C role

[fringe wedge]

I’ve arguably contributed the most to this firm

[thick goblet]

yay

[jagged wraith]

Eneba don't have what I need

[wanton hull]

im only reporting the facts here

[jagged wraith]

[graceful gate]

except you

[robust berry]

Except doors

[gentle bridge]

We are happy to announce a new deal with the newly-formed Bach PMC! Details coming soon!

[jagged wraith]

Archie

[prisma scarab]

What’s a C role

[thick goblet]

oh come on

[robust berry]

Im employee 1 heh.

[jagged wraith]

Idk

[wanton hull]

talk to @gentle bridge if you have any complaints

[robust berry]

A C__ role

[viscid haven]

This is nothing agasint you, im just protesting agasint anything as a liberal

[jagged wraith]

Wish I knew

[robust berry]

Like ceo n stuff

[fringe wedge]

the first ever

[crimson basalt]

As majority shareholder I approve this deal

[viscid haven]

#saynotofeetfinder

[gentle bridge]

Oh okay hope you get paid

[prisma scarab]

Idk what that is

[gentle bridge]

You own nothing

[robust berry]

#youwillgodown

[jagged wraith]

#saynotofeetfinder

[graceful gate]

that's not true

[viscid haven]

[crimson basalt]

I own 50.0000000001%

[robust berry]

C__, Ceo, Coo,Cfo

[viscid haven]

Got my paycheck

[jagged wraith]

Im with bad on this tho

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/protest-unfair-no-gif-13574952

[prisma scarab]

Woah

[jagged wraith]

Ay nice

[gentle bridge]

You do not own any portion of this company

[fringe wedge]

#justiceforthefilingcabinet

[inner yarrow]

Filing Cabinet was the backbone of this company btw… literally held everything together

[thick goblet]

#justicefordoors

[jagged wraith]

Don't spend it all in 1 place like @prisma scarab does

[crimson basalt]

Who changed my name

[jagged wraith]

[gentle bridge]

Me

[jagged wraith]

Bro leave the feet shit behind😭

[graceful gate]

who needs a door when you got an axe

[gentle bridge]

Jew owns 55% and Rock owns the other 45%

[crimson basalt]

Trial mod

[gentle bridge]

Mod

[jagged wraith]

[fringe wedge]

yeah so why am I holding the door

[wanton hull]

"FeetFinder opposition reportedly found dead with 85 shots to the back of the skull. Ruled a suicide. What a shame."

[crimson basalt]

Trial mod

[inner yarrow]

Marketing says “reporting facts” but can’t report to a single supervisor

[gentle bridge]

This would be very unfortunate

[thick goblet]

yea but without doors it would just be a unenterable concrete box

[fringe wedge]

I demand fair paid leave time

[echo peak]

Yo mods give ma boy @graceful gate his voucher

[jagged wraith]

Nah

[gentle bridge]

For how long?

[jagged wraith]

Archie don't deserve it

[echo peak]

Yes

[graceful gate]

🗣️ speak on it buddy

[robust berry]

[jagged wraith]

He been a bad boy

[wanton hull]

take it up with my supervisor, @gentle bridge

[fringe wedge]

until someone else holds the protestors back

[crimson basalt]

Sold my shares to isreal and started a new company

[jagged wraith]

oh shit😭

[echo peak]

[jagged wraith]

Thats fire

[gentle bridge]

We have recently signed a deal with the Bach Private Military Company.

[crimson basalt]

Also fuck you redagast

[jagged wraith]

#saynotofeetfinder

[prisma scarab]

That’s my father

[fringe wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rugby-yay-gif-3156747878755757137

[gentle bridge]

Fuck me indeed

[fallen mason]

Yes

[gentle bridge]

Protestors will be shot on sight

[inner yarrow]

You were weak anyways

[gentle bridge]

Fear not, my filing cabinet

[inner yarrow]

Continue holding the files

[fringe wedge]

Without me your role would be nothing

[gentle bridge]

A battalion shall arrive within the hour

However, your intent to abandon us in a dire moment has been noted.

[inner yarrow]

Without me, you’d still be jammed on drawer 3 holding unresolved emails from 2017

[fringe wedge]

Wait no that’s not true

[fringe wedge]

Well then I guess we need each other

[gentle bridge]

You requested leave during a life threatening crisis.

[inner yarrow]

Exactly, You’re right. Without you I’d be nothing… but without me you’d be tipped over

[left wind]

How dare you request to leave @fringe wedge

[outer elk]

Lmao these names

[fallen mason]

Do we got a traitor

[gentle bridge]

Join us

[lusty atlas]

We got a janitor now??

[inner yarrow]

Smoothie machine ?

[fringe wedge]

Yeah you’re the hr department it wasn’t my fault marketing screwed up their job and thanks to them we’ve now got a protest

[left wind]

We are hiring. Request a job from hr

[inner yarrow]

Yes, I’ve ensured your office was spic

[gentle bridge]

We have many positions filled and we have also signed a deal with the Bach Private Military Company. They require employment too.

[graceful gate]

lol

you make me laugh

🤣

[gentle bridge]

When you signed your contract you agreed to serve us first and serve your own life later. Abandoning us in a time of peril could be seen as corporate treason.

[fringe wedge]

I will not be injusticed

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-concert-meme-gif-13760802

[lavish flame]

You got made intern

[graceful gate]

nopew

[fallen mason]

[graceful gate]

false information

[viscid haven]

[graceful gate]

YOU

[lavish flame]

Hmmm

[vestal briar]

sup

[fringe wedge]

That contract is in my third drawer, I know it top to bottom and nowhere did I agree to that

[copper sinew]

Come with me. We must research this phenomenon

[gentle bridge]

I am also pleased to announce that we are up 6.61% in the stock market today.

[graceful gate]

yo

[jagged wraith]

Nox

[inner yarrow]

I literally just did this irl on Monday w my job

[graceful gate]

[jagged wraith]

They got u aswell?

Fuck😭

[viscid haven]

My efforts feel pointless

[jagged wraith]

Not me atleast

[fringe wedge]

Not quite the 6.7% target then

[lusty atlas]

join uis

[gentle bridge]

I hold the original copies in my desk. Points to specific clause Dispute that.

[robust berry]

Yoo welcome to the best team

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/protest-altheia-jones-small-axe-rally-demonstration-gif-19261608

[inner yarrow]

We have too many clients

[left wind]

@gentle bridge I believe @lavish flame and @graceful gate have quit without permission.

[robust berry]

Your efforts grow useless

[gentle bridge]

They will be hanged for this.

[fallen mason]

I thought they never joined

[graceful gate]

i was neverf with you!

[gentle bridge]

We made them join.

[robust berry]

Holy😭

[lavish flame]

I was never with you

[gentle bridge]

Actually, you know what?

[left wind]

They was brought in forcefully

[gentle bridge]

Bring me their heads on spikes.

[graceful gate]

bro what

😭

[fringe wedge]

Correct, you hold the original copies not the revised ones we agreed upon back in 2025

[lusty atlas]

great work team keep it up

[robust berry]

He's tone breserk💔

[inner yarrow]

I will prepare the ropes in Conference Room 267B

[gentle bridge]

I have the original copies of the revised contracts.

[robust berry]

Bro's not the big MZ

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nooooo-sad-cry-crying-gif-7599369

[lavish flame]

Not before I take yours

[lusty atlas]

im literally the ceo

[gentle bridge]

This matter is resolved unless you also want to end up mounted on a spike?

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-meme-no-cat-no-cat-nuh-uh-nuh-uh-gif-5478596456695677807

[fringe wedge]

which contained a massive typo which we changed later

[graceful gate]

says who

[gentle bridge]

I have a private army at my fingertips

[robust berry]

Face reveal with the filter on and I'll believe

[fringe wedge]

I guess you lose all your files then

[gentle bridge]

My files are held elsewhere

[lusty atlas]

who are you to make demands

[gentle bridge]

You hold only the receipts.

[robust berry]

Im employee number ONE

[inner yarrow]

I remember this I was taking the trash out of HR Office when I heard about the type Marketing made

[gentle bridge]

I believe him

[fringe wedge]

I’d rather die mounted on a spike than sticking up for this CORRUPT firm

[graceful gate]

kick him out to the trash then

he worthless

[lusty atlas]

@near patrol punish him please when you're available

[graceful gate]

🤣

[gentle bridge]

So be it.

https://tenor.com/view/guillatene-behead-lego-gif-12352396

[fringe wedge]

@gentle bridge see this

[lavish flame]

So you have chosen death

[gentle bridge]

You're dead

[fringe wedge]

Ha that was my assistant

[jagged wraith]

[gentle bridge]

Dead filing cabinets can't speak

[graceful gate]

🤣

[fringe wedge]

you killed the wrong cabinet

[inner yarrow]

But if you read line 6767 in our policy, you cannot question HR

[graceful gate]

w

[jagged wraith]

A few of us survive

[gentle bridge]

You are not a defector

[jagged wraith]

Good

How about

#saynotofeetfinder

[fringe wedge]

do not mention this to HR

[fallen mason]

Home fuck

[inner yarrow]

@gentle bridge

[jagged wraith]

What to do

[gentle bridge]

Correct. Leaving us without our express permission is also treason and is punishable by execution in a manner I deem fitting.

[prisma scarab]

I just realized, we don’t have Security nor a “hits on man” if you understand what I mean

[jagged wraith]

[inner yarrow]

I love being a nosey janitor

[jagged wraith]

You mean archie

Yeah

[gentle bridge]

We have a PMC at our doorstep that deals in security and hunts down traitors.

If you would like to lead the force let me know.

You serve us faithfully.

[fringe wedge]

this is no hr department

[inner yarrow]

You will reach out to me to do the clean up work

[gentle bridge]

Yes, now please get this body out of here.

[fringe wedge]

hey I can remove myself

[inner yarrow]

Dumps body in creek behind office

[fringe wedge]

I thought we were friends

[inner yarrow]

Yall hear that

[gentle bridge]

You're promoted.

[gentle bridge]

Nope.

[echo peak]

Ts aint even funny

[graceful gate]

we lying to people now 💔

[inner yarrow]

Swear I just heard a voice

[graceful gate]

your funny tho

[echo peak]

Spread them cheecks

[graceful gate]

erm

[gentle bridge]

@inner yarrow Bring me his head, I'm waiting.

[fringe wedge]

Yeah you did

[inner yarrow]

Opens wide for daddy dentist

[crimson basalt]

Armpits are superior to feet. Might even consider expanding our platform to bush as well

[echo peak]

Lol

[inner yarrow]

Will I get a sucker today ?

[graceful gate]

good luck boy

🤣

[fringe wedge]

Actually it’s called the top drawer

[graceful gate]

WHATT

[gentle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-off-knife-decapitate-teddy-bear-dale-gribble-gif-14022021412489414799

[graceful gate]

is that a threat

[gentle bridge]

Turn around.

[fringe wedge]

that’s me

[gentle bridge]

🗡️

[fringe wedge]

this hr guy turned fast

[graceful gate]

[inner yarrow]

Copy that. Escalating to the top drawer per protocol.

[gentle bridge]

👨
🩸
🩸

[graceful gate]

no thanks

[inner yarrow]

@gentle bridge The top drawer has been accessed. Results pending.

[fringe wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-top-gear-still-could-be-worse-richard-hammond-james-may-gif-2335331948908363786

[fringe wedge]

you won’t find anything

[inner yarrow]

Please remain seated. This may take a moment.

[lavish flame]

Because before I left, I took all your documents

[graceful gate]

@echo peak i always knew there was love for me inside you

[inner yarrow]

What was found cannot be unread.

[gentle bridge]

🗡️

[fringe wedge]

where did you take them?

[gentle bridge]

👨
🩸
🩸

[inner yarrow]

Findings will be circulated once Legal stops sweating.

[lavish flame]

Your competitors

[graceful gate]

says who

[graceful gate]

[gentle bridge]

All three have met justice.

[fringe wedge]

fantastic

[echo peak]

Bruh

[fringe wedge]

bring me justice

[gentle bridge]

Fortunately we have already dispatched a security team to raid their offices.

[echo peak]

No there isnt

[lavish flame]

Now I'm enjoying your stocks free fall

[graceful gate]

😭

[gentle bridge]

We have the documents and we have your head.

[graceful gate]

oh there is

[fringe wedge]

So am I

[graceful gate]

yk there is

[gentle bridge]

Win win.

[lavish flame]

I made copies

[copper sinew]

Why is Janitorial going through files?

[echo peak]

How do u know

[gentle bridge]

Which were destroyed.

[fringe wedge]

It’s too late, your stocks have plummeted

[fringe wedge]

not the copies of the copies

[graceful gate]

i seen inside your head

[gentle bridge]

A 0.03% drop is not a plummet.

[lavish flame]

Some went to the government. Good luck

[gentle bridge]

They work for us.

Where do you think we get our contracts?

[fringe wedge]

More like a 300% drop

[gentle bridge]

Commoners?

[lavish flame]

Are you sure ??

[wanton hull]

my guns are not illegal officer, they identify as undocumented firearms and they live in a sanctuary home.

[prisma scarab]

Unfortunately I’m not very good, all I do is meow meow

[robust berry]

You're assuming the officer is an officer?

[lavish flame]

Have some cat nip

[fringe wedge]

they worked for you, until they were informed of your heinous acts

[fallen mason]

Feet

[gentle bridge]

@wanton hull Confirm that the government works for us.

[wanton hull]

yes the officer identified themselves as an officer

[gentle bridge]

We do not commit acts of heinousness.

[inner yarrow]

HR contracted Janitorial after determining sensitive files were leaked via Marketing, resulting in the protest. We are handling containment.

[fringe wedge]

so you acknowledge my existence?

[wanton hull]

not sure about working FOR us, but they sure do love spending our money!

[lavish flame]

False information

[graceful gate]

oof

[lavish flame]

I do

[gentle bridge]

I acknowledge that you committed high treason and attempted to abandon your new family.

[gentle bridge]

As the CIA Director you have the power to put them under our thumb. Please do so.

Promptly.

[wanton hull]

i will eliminate them

[fringe wedge]

I wanted fair compensation for everything I did for you and your firm. If that was treason to you, that confirms my suspicions of your heinousness

[fallen mason]

[gentle bridge]

You refused to acknowledge your contract and I reminded you of what you signed. Even then you repeatedly attempted to run and hand off important documents to competitors in a time where our very lives were being threatened.

You worked for us for a mere two weeks. Running at the first sign of danger... your loyalty never existed in the first place.

Now you are dead, and operations are back to normal.

[graceful gate]

lol

[fallen mason]

What actually happened

[gentle bridge]

Our filing cabinet attempted to abandon his team in a time of great peril.

[upper wolf]

Who gave this moron the authority to trespass on my sub?

[wanton hull]

who am i eliminating today chat

[lavish flame]

Madrazo??

[upper wolf]

No, oder twat

[gentle bridge]

Nobody else today. I've already had to mount three heads on my wall.

[upper wolf]

One with weird vocabulary

[lavish flame]

Pavel. He helps you

[fringe wedge]

Name with evidence the time I tried to hand off documents to your competitors. I acknowledged my contract. Not your corrupt, tampered contract you wrote behind my back. I defended your lives when your janitor ran off in fear. All I ever asked for was fair compensation, yet that was too much for you and your greedy firm

[upper wolf]

I want him OFF my sub, how can I evict this trespasser

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-sad-leaving-gif-10661695

[upper wolf]

Gave him no permission to be on MY sub

[lavish flame]

You can't. It's technically his home

[gentle bridge]

^

[upper wolf]

Not anymore

I bought it

[near patrol]

okay

[gentle bridge]

Read below

[fallen mason]

What do you people think

[fringe wedge]

my files were stolen

[upper wolf]

What's y'all's addiction to feet?

[fringe wedge]

^

@gentle bridge

[lavish flame]

And I hid an explosive present somewhere

[fringe wedge]

I’m already dead

[robust berry]

Left

[lavish flame]

Everyone is in 3

2

1

[gentle bridge]

The contracts you signed were all witnessed by the CEO AND a district judge, if you do not recall. Zero tampering was made and all contracts align perfectly with those held by the courts. You immediately ran to me, begging for leave at the first sign of trouble. Our janitor was off combating protestors with a broom.

[lavish flame]

Kaboom

[fallen mason]

I'm not saying which one you prefer but I'm asking for comments on both of them but I appreciate what you said

[upper wolf]

Y'all, has R* changed the font for words on screen?

[robust berry]

Oh lol okay

[gentle bridge]

Which you allowed him to do.

[gentle bridge]

Some

[fringe wedge]

I was dead

[robust berry]

They look good but i think the right one doesnt fit alot

The color i mean

[gentle bridge]

You were still alive at the time that he left.

[fallen mason]

It's a red in game. The one on the left side is crew color

[wanton hull]

hey! that's my granny you're talkin about. she got hit by a bazooka

[robust berry]

Ah thats why

[wanton hull]

have some respect

[fallen mason]

What the fuck is CIA doing here

[gentle bridge]

Needs f1s

[wanton hull]

toppling governments and posting memes

[fallen mason]

Yo what

[jagged wraith]

The air

[fallen mason]

Is the CIA supporting FF

[lavish flame]

That was someone else. I don't target elderly people

[gentle bridge]

You have a ghost removal department, correct?

[wanton hull]

i support whoever pays me

[fallen mason]

@gentle bridge are we paying enough for the CIA to stand on our side ?

[gentle bridge]

He follows the coin.

[gentle bridge]

Oh, plenty.

[wanton hull]

||yes, but don't tell anyone it's classified||

[fallen mason]

Yeah alr

[gentle bridge]

Fantastic. Please dispatch a team.

[crimson basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-money-futurama-gif-6882124657810317443

[wanton hull]

payment up front

[gentle bridge]

How much?

[wanton hull]

67,000 dollars

[gentle bridge]

Done.

[fallen mason]

What about the FBI

[wanton hull]

be there shortly

[crimson basalt]

How about 67 million?

[gentle bridge]

We have the entirety of the government under our thumb.

[fringe wedge]

The only reason your janitor was combatting protestors was because he was too fearful to hold the door shut, he’s only alive today because of my heroic actions in keeping that door shut to prevent more protestors gaining entry. Secondly, the district judge worked for you as per your own words. He worked not for me, for you. The CEO was your superior, he formulated the forged documents and ordered you to plant them such to manipulate me into believing I’d signed them.

[fallen mason]

Alrighty

That's great

[fringe wedge]

simply untrue

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-or-not-explode-explosion-trip-mine-gif-1185988716731960903

[wanton hull]

@gentle bridge one of my team members had an incident, we will be pulling out. no refunds!

[gentle bridge]

Why would he engage in combat if he was fearful of those he was combating? You sat in front of the door for no more than five seconds. The district judges are independent of us. The CEO has no hand in hiring.

[crimson basalt]

$67 million to poison the water supply with a cure for feet fetish

[gentle bridge]

Unacceptable.

Listen here.

I will get what I paid for.

[fringe wedge]

Ha

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-hands-up-druski-shrug-druski-idk-meme-gif-7093177929627107381

that's too damn bad!

[gentle bridge]

Just remember, I know about that little... affair.

[fringe wedge]

About time you reaped what you sowed

[wanton hull]

call swat or something

[gentle bridge]

🗡️

[lavish flame]

You mean the photos I destroyed??

[gentle bridge]

👨
🩸
🩸

[gentle bridge]

The photographs which I have stored in an undisclosed location.

[wanton hull]

oh you mean in that funny lookin safe? oh yeah we took that on our way out

[lavish flame]

You mean you're house that's just been burgled??

[olive plaza]

Phuck

[crimson basalt]

Phuck

[gentle bridge]

See? Neither of you are consistent with each other.