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Probably
Bitch i hope you crash head first into a bus full of ####### children
Not really
Why children
nothing does tho
I hope the burglar steals all of your trousers and leaves holes in your shirts
I hope your muscle cramps double for your life span
I hope you are on the edge of dying from dehydration but someone kidnaps you and gives you just enough water to barely survive
It is
I donāt own any
And I already have holes in my shirts
I got that reference guys I got it
I hope someone kidnaps when you're on the edge of dying from starvation and they eat in front of you.
Sad for you
For a long time
Feelings mutual
š¤
And your car catch on fire from the fluid from the power steering
I donāt know the lyrics keep going
And they fit just wrong
You can never find the right shoe side
They're gonna get creased one way or another and I actually prefer them creased bc it's more comfortable that way
Size
Nah, fit perfectly but always get creased, but the crease is so bad itās visibly painful to look at
Time for new ones
Here's to a life off inconvenience
Sheās already painful to look at so it works out
Atp I'll just wear slippers
Interesting
I hope you get an ingrown nail weekly
They get a tear in them because of how easily you crease them
You need glasses to look at someone or something you 4 eyed pig
I hope you get ingrown ball hairs and ass hairs
Crazy
Okay that was fun
Now what
The chat died

Ask who
Bro thought he was slick
Are you talking to yourself again
Yeah I'm schizo

Thatās bad
Bro going crazy
Like that lady from one of the chucky movies
Bro trippin
Fr
You look like chucky
Rude
Can you play tonight
You're shorter than chucky
Iām 6ā2
He deserves it
i wish i could watch breaking bad with the bloopers included in the scene
I don't remember chucky being 6'3
I need glasses as I've got bad eye sight
You're shorter than him u dumbass
Oh
@olive plaza how tall am I
Well you're not a pig so it's okay
About as tall as my pinky finger
Since you're insulting pig, I'll allow it
Yes
I'm 5ft
Yk what else is big?
Horizontally huge yes
Youāre built like a blender
Once a pig always a pig
@unreal echo can you help me transition
Once 4ā11 always 4ā11
I wanna transition from a pig
Are you talking about yourself again
No
To a hippo
to what
Idk
They're worse
Ik
guys remember to take your wallet out for a cop as fast as humanly possible
sure but you might not like what you find
or maybe you will
I don't insult women
Lmao
itās
It
Fuh you
Bros having a stroke
Bros name is kick me
If only I could send gifs
You're desperate to get kicked aren't you
You keep threatening that I donāt like it
You keep saying it
Saying what
Every guy within 20 miles feels that pain
Oh but pig will definitely feel the pain
You live on like the other side of the world
My Crown Jewels are safe from violence
Planes exist
Say goodbye to your kids
Anyways
A family of piglets??
Oh
Yes
If it keeps going like it is thereās a high chance of that
Indeed
I lowkey wish this was real 
Lmao
Is it not
Help her if she looks like she's struggling. Ask her if she needs help
Sadly no
I wish I had those Adidas sandals over there

LMAO
What if they never do
I got black ones too
Faint in front of her. That's bound to catch her attention
Hell no
āOops I fell for you ā
And then I drop a dumbell on my head because of the aura loss

And knock myself out
š š š
Like a 75lb one should work
Hey if she cares she'll at least show some concern
And then avoid me for the rest of my days
Maybe I should switch to guys I might be hopeless
GAY
Jewelz can help you with that
I wonāt give up
I'm lowkey kinda hungry
I
Am I tuff now

poopfart420
Thanks
Hoe wanna play some GTA V on PS5 edition
who you callin hoe
Hi
No Iām aura now
Who is this loser
Someone we lost
Who are you
You have nitro...
Your worst nightmare
Archo gifted me basic for a month
Oh
Imagine paying for premium texting
I would never


I want to try beef ribs
Try them
I think i will, only ever made pork ribs though
Ah
Gonna buy a slow cooker when I do make them, apperntly the meat will fall of the bone if I do
Sounds hot
I'm not a fan of beef tbh
But I do like to beef with pig
Wait I have a much better pfp
Ahh damn
Iām aware
Beef is great, I eat 15 steaks a month
You should be
Somtimes lamb to though, lamb is so flavourful
Damn

Watch out
Or what
Fuck you
Yea
Iām shivering in my boots rn
āRock heās muting me because I canāt use my other accountā
Motherfuckers
Slow cooker ordered, im excited imma make beef brisket beef ribs beef everything
I'm FREE
Plus pork but honestly beef for the win
Are you American?
Nope I am british
WRONG
English
You are now
Check again
I will forever be english born and bred
Ts ain't working
Free England from Scotland
It's ok I'll free you

can someone answer my question
You speak my language
In all seriousness tho just write a letter to the glorious orange and your request for freedom will be granted
Just include that there's oil there
I wouldnt want to be taken over by America, english empire used to be the strongest empire
Oh how we have fallen
Proud to be english
Yeah look at you now
What question
in questions thread
Just say it here
It's getting interesting now
whats the cooldown for cayo
144m if solo, 48 if done with others
2h24m for solo, otherwise 48mins
Did you Google at all
Indeed indeed, the future is looking crazy to say the least, I think things will change in due time
Breathe
Nothing
Preach
well what would give me more money
Heist
bro in mansion
Wait until you get older
Nothing
I am older
Other than boost
I'm optimistic
what is the laptop for
Mct
I thought you were one of the younger mods no?
Cautiously of course, but I don't think all will be bad
Good stay that way! Life is far to short not to be
27 this year
Precisely
I don't think we currently have any staff under 18
If I ever become helper, can I refuse to help when the person is being rude
So there's that if you're wondering
Younger meaning I thought lil was like early 20

I wish :")
Ah well
Thanks though
It's like you get kicked out of a restaurant if you're aggressive to the staff there
Yk
My ass was depressed up until later last year when I realised that being miserable was going to solve nothing and that to every negative there is a positive
Saying these things doesn't help your odds š
Nah I'm 14 
I'm just asking, genuine question.

14 inches in your mum
Yooo same! I started to be more greatful and realise I dont have it so hard compared to others! And lifes actually so precious and can be taken away to soon, really have to start making the most of it ā”
oh
This is the best answer here unfortunately
That ought to kill
Exactly
You'll be 14 feet underground soon smh
Yeah there's no way I'd let shit weigh me down but there's some really bad sides of life out there at the same time
I'm so powerful you gotta bury me more than twice as deep and yet I'll still rise
Fuckin liar
Its good to hear this positive speaking from you red
I hope the future treats you well
No it's cus ur fat
No that's raccoon
How did u know 
Where's the raccoon 
I think the reason he's inactive is because he can't walk to his computer
Interesting
Well I AM Tauriel fyi
Like
Fair enough
Just so you know
I'll keep that in mind
And from you too dude ā¤ļø may the winds of fate carry us to a golden sunrise
What I do when I feel like that is literally take a day to do absolutely nothing. Need to take a vacation day from work? Don't plan anything and let yourself rest and recover
so wise
Aww look at these 2 milking each other š„°
Lmaooo
Love you guys
Great thing to do! My biggest thing right now is creating memories either alone or with people! Really helps me in the long run to have such good memories to look back on weather that be a short holiday or day out on my bike
Gotta really take it all in and appreciate what you have
Yeah thats my new thing, that and enjoying the moment
Cooking good food helps me to ahaha
I fuckin LOVE the moment
Oh dawg I can't cook for shit š
Like this one rn
Legitimately something goes wrong every time I make anything more complicated than toast and so it's just like okay
Fr, stressing over the future or the past takes away from the present
Neither but im learning! I eat so much steak and chicken also just ordered a slow cooker so I can cook some beef ribs and brisket! Never done this before but damn im sure it will taste good
Damnn, use a air fryer :") man's new best friend
Ay hell yeah, slow cooked beef n veg casseroles hit so hard in wintertime
Lmao
There's no point in stressing over the past. Future, maybe but just go with the flow
I hate cleaning the trays
Thanks for reminding me I have one and I can make something to eat
Same thats always the downside to it
Slow cooked food is good
Part of being staff here is being patient and always kind, no matter how the other person acts.
Hell yhh! Only 2 things i use is a microwave and airfryer lmao cooks everything i need it to
And now a slow cooker
š
If said person applying is not like that, they probably wonāt get picked
And abusing the members
Fr! Always loved it when my mom did beef in it for Xmas, now imma experiment my self, my brother in law makes beef ribs that fall off the bone which made me want to try it
Don't forget that
I use the air fryer if I'm not in a rush but if I am then I just fry whatever I want in oil
Yea you gotta make sure to do that too
Best way to get staff is rock up to rocks house and throw a sponge through his window
You're not patient with me
Hypocrite
You donāt count
Or kind
You deserve it
I've been muted 10 times in the past 2 days
š
Because youāre mean
It's ok Zealy I just got back from a mute an hour ago
Nuh uh i ain't
You love each other really
Damn why
I got ragebaited lmao
š no tf
Yhh shit like pan cooked food does just go faster, oven food is faster in the air fryer though but my steaks take like 12 to 15 minutes in the air fryer where as on the pan like 3 mins each side if that
Any meat in it is good
How š
Im just tp lazy for the pan lmao
Here
I could imagine
Fat/tallow fried tastes better too
That was a fact
Tbh same š
"hurr durr USA ppl stupid" was all anyone could say for like 30mins straight
I like to do both
Here
Very true and wise
Here
š wtf
Okay but who doesn't love snow???
Its why I love the airfryer so much I just leave that shit and flip half way easy, no pan oil spitting at me
But it was Niek in here and we know how he is lol
Yes
Yeah, just saying avoid vegetable and canola oils
It's like jet fuel
You started it
All Anti American and shit
And it uses less energy than an oven
I love snow but then you tell me to break my hand
I use sun flower when I can be bothered
Lmao that's what I do and while the air fryer does it's job I do other shit so I'm not rushing around tryna do everything at once š
No u did
Seed oils aren't great either
REALLY
Fairs
Rendered fat is so much better and it's nicer
Yep exactly! And faster, just a win win, havnt used jy oven since I got it
Try it sometime, see what you think
Yhh its so nice, I dont know how I would survive with out it lmao
Lmao same š
I see, is olive oil vegetable oil?
Anyways I'm making mac n cheese bites from asda
Air frying chicken is much nicer than pan frying too
Not quite, and it's better for you especially if it's cold pressed extra virgin
Agreed, one of my favourite things to make! Just some peri peri chicken
Virgin
I got Dave's Hot Chicken š
Heh
You're a virgin
I see, will look into buying some for the rare occasions I need it :") dont oil anything when I air fryer
Yeah he's my wife
I don't think anybody oils an air fryer
@unreal echo and I are getting MARRIED on STREAM today at 10pm!
I do when I have a silicone thing in there for eggs
So my eggs dont stick to it
You can air fry eggs?
Even my disobedient pet monkey?
It's gone 10pm
Aka @lusty atlas
I would not advice it
Imagine you trip while walking down the aisle
I'd pay to see that happen
Doh
Iv found my first experiment for the slow cooker
What a coincidence!
Am I stupid? I dont get it
Born one day after my mum
Google says Eisenhower was born in the Eisenhower Birthplace
Call off the wedding atp the aura loss would be unbearable
Your mum is 136?
Rigged
LMAO
Yes
Funnier still, google said for a while that John Lennon died at the John Lennon murder site
Why would he go there then
That's a bit silly
Yeah if it clearly stated thats the place he dies
Nerd
Pop it
Will be less sore

Yo
I knew it
4 eyed pig
Literally pig
I need an afk slave
Use the pig
Good

If I get one more stray from u
Or what
Because Iām smart
You know exactly what
U gon mute me again like a pussy?
Someone to camp in a session for me while I crank out some piracies
Good to hear!!
Sureee
Yes
Ahh you still play gta 5?
Tragically yes
And I'm stupid
ESO's severe lack of item storage space has angered me
Not often
Itās ok youāll get smarter
What platform tho
Xbox
Any other games? Im just waiting on gta 6 ngl gta 5 is in the dirt for me, been 13 years since I started playing
Ironically itās better than most games out rn
Not really ironic
Bro hasnāt played any games since 2013
No I won't, I have been punished by the gods
Theres so many games other then gta though
I canāt name a single good game rn standard been low since 2019
Rocket league
Dbh
Arc raiders is the best game of 2025
Dead by haylight
Im adicted to that and stardew valley at the moment
Elder Scrolls Online but the lack of item storage options has driven me up the wall
Might as well try for rank 3000 I suppose
Detroit become human idiot
Thatās more of a movie or series than a game
Ahh okay okay I see, look forward to any up coming games? Like the new forza horizon or wolverine or fable?
It's more of a story game
Never played either of em
Still very much so a game you can buy and play
A great game to
Wow
I'm waiting on Elder Scrolls VI
I actually got it when it was on sale I agree with you it is good! Great take! Have a good oneš
Yeah but the gameplay is restricted but yeah
A new twisted metal would be nice SONY
Im so interested in every game its such a problem
What the fuck happened to you
Still a great experience! Highly recommend to everyone
Iām agreeing with you dumbass
Oh yeah that too
Where's pig? What have you done to him?
A new titan fall would be nice but we instead got a game that drops in about a week and there still nothing on it
Of course i want a sequel badly

Idk theres thousands of good games out there yet to be played but not enough time
Crazyyy
Fr
That would be nice, they already announced their next game though and is not a choice based one sadly
The oblivion remaster was lit though
Like rocket league
SARP is superior
What happened on February 13, 2019 was more lit though

Remember when you had to pay for it
I find it funny that when there's an update coming up Sean Murray post's an emoji
Yesss I still have the disc with my Xbox exclusives pack
Generic day
No
nope, think of 2 games you havnt played but would like to

Elaborate then
I kinda just get every game I wanna play there arenāt many that I want to
You're a Jamaican cheesecake
@final night
A Blue Jamaican Cheesecake*
What
Nothing
Fuck you
I recommend bo6 and 7
Ew
My favourite games are hand down story driven games, nothing more fun then following rhe story of a god of war killing all other gods, or a cowboy from the 1800's getting TB and dieing, or being one of the last jedis in the jedi games
Get your goofy ass out of here
I feel like a child I found that so funny
š š
Thats fair enough
Cod is just girly slop nowadays
I aint the one who preordered the deluxe one
Lol
Can't beat a good lego video game, am I right??
Mistakes where made i learnt from them lmao I didn't even buy bo7
And wont be
Dude they're all the same to me
Stawppp
Agreed, although still so many I need to finish
Maybe I just really like rocket league idk
My list of games I need to finish and play is far to long
Lmao a lot though they were back
Yh i mean we all wired differently! Not judging
I have games that I got 7 years ago and have never played
Yo long sleeve shirts kinda look goood
Somehow the supposedly improved bo7 is is worse
Correct
God's just a bunch of slop, even when I bought bo6 I still said they need to remove season content and bring back dlc, stood on that firmly
Relatable
Yeah I haven't touched one game since infinite
Zombies was lit
Iām kinda feeling myself
Like cold war was fun, treyarchs last real good game as it was its own game
Get a room
Since then we have had reskin after reskin
For myself
World at war is a treyarch gem
I think for cod to continue to succeed Microsoft need to give the dev teams some kind of freedom to do what they want with cod but that just wont happen
So was a spiderman game
I think ps2 or ps1
And they gotta stop this trend of making everything colourful and poppy
They made spiderman games ?? I did not know that
Imagine fighting the taliban and seeing a fucking teletubby with a fortnite skinned M16
I agree but Its so much worse then that, free content and hundreds of 25 pound bundles killed the games in my opinion, imagine all this effort went into payed dlc they have to convince people to buy like back in the day
Would be way better actual playable content
Exactly
Lmao fr though
Such a joke of a game now, fortnite fps
People paying thousands for csgo skins
They have value and a market so its different
V bucks
People have bought houses
we are?
oh we are!
Because of cs skins
byew
Yess
Yh its wild, no need for a gun skin to be worse a million dollars
But thats the world we live in
HES MINE
Jew
Hes gone
I gotta ask you sm
Yall scared him
Jew has 2 wives
@unreal echo
Hallo
Fine let's ask april
Me and me
@cunning void
Lol
Oh
He doesnāt have a question
Can we say the restarted word
No
Needa know that fo sho
Itās auto modded
We are immune to automod
We used to be able to
So it would only be fair for us not to use it

Boooooo
Isnt adding "fuck" and abbreviating it allowed?
We are turning woke
Letās all be positive
Yeah
And friendly
And hate zeally
Booooo
No
no
But zeally is nice to me
This is why I hate you
But whyyyyyyy
idk
Ask rock, got it
I'm only nice to nice ppl
Iām a nice people
You're not
Am I nice
I feel there is an imposter among us
Who R u?
You fluctuate
Pig
I had an identity change
Like me
Yes
@viscid haven am I nice
That means I'm cool
Crisis you mean. An identity crisis.
Thank you
Sure
Hi
Yes! You have always been nice to me
Yay
You bully me as well
Ok I see whatās going on
Only sometimes
Zeally playing victim
I bully pig too dw
So she can bully us
That's why u fluctuate

am i nice
Who are you?
No you won't let us say that word
WHO ARE YOU NXGHTMXRE
For real though you're cool
@gentle bridge imy
Zealyyy*
#šmod-lounge you can say anything
You illiterate pig
aye i just work here
You'rey?
Real
I miss u
@unreal echo confirm or deny
I miss you too
Youāre pushing it bud
Its chud

What u gonna do?
If you scroll for 10 seconds youāll see
I'm all sorts of confused too
11
Which is pig im assuming bc idk how I have him added if it aint pig 
Pussy
Not anymore
It's pig
Lmaoo yh its pig!!
Ah yes it is
Well Iām off to do productive stuff! Iāll be back later
okay 
He's had an identity change
Cya man
Imagine leaving us
My dms are open for you anytime
Mod meetup when
thanks ill dm you slurs
And anyone who needs to vent or just a chat! Iām always here to help
ME TOO PLEASE
@unreal echo he's cheating on you

Iām just being a good mod
And good person!
Anyways catch you on the flip side
Excuse me what's mod rule number 1?
ABUSE PEOPLE
Use them powers god gave you
Bros dms are gonna be so full of spam 
I got 1 message
pig didn't even say a slur
Thank you bad

You mean that food item that comes in a can ??
Sure.
I love spam
Have you tried cram ??
Isn't that fallout?
How did you know
Over 800hrs on the game... š
He likes to dabble
I think I have close to that and over 2k on the online version
76?
Yes
Is it as buggy as they say?
I haven't been on it much, but I think it's stable enough to play. It had a horrendous launch though
That was the release of it
I cant lie they put alot of work into making it appealing
It isnt the game it released as
Same as NMS or near enough anyways
Ham
It just doesn't have the sandbox feel of the singleplayers for me. I like being able to hit pause to run to the can.
Uh huh
I did not expect this from you 
would appreciate some help delivering coke
I understand how you feel about it. With single player you can just pause and do whatever you want around the house for a bit
Use lfg
Actually
You should use the legacy lfg
Yoo everyone
Can anyone help my do cayo perico are help me make money
There's lfg for legacy
Ok bet
does the sell limit only work for duped cars can i sell as many legit cars as i like
Limit is applied to all cars
Thx
Sweet!
i sold a legit car before now i wanna sell a duped one should i wait 24 hours or is that risky
It's risky
has a different plate
Don't sell dupe car
So as I'm told
idk what youāre referring to
Aren't you duping cars to sell
no i was already given the cars
Given ?
im asking about selling them

Im just joking, I woild neverrr
Duped cars carry the same id so if you sell a duped car more than once your account gets flagged which could result in your account being wiped or banned once itās reviewed
Iām going back to driving
what?? why are you talking about money glitches
Dupe is dupe
it's a crime here
Didn't you DM me the other day saying you made a hundred million from cayo reply
Nope. I play Bogdan
You were bragging about your 6 gold panther
Can I merge Benny's or F1 on a motorcycle
Scammer
@worthy python car merging is not allowed here
tf are you talking about
Mhm
Hi
Hiiiiiii
not even talking to u u brainrot

I should sleep
"other glitches are allowed"?
I wish to host meet this sat, will you be free ?
Who will I argue with
car merging is considered money glitch
Anyone but me
That's not for a profit tf u on
think before arguing with me
But
it's literally for visual
Is ts tuff
Shut up
Nope
me what u got to argue about
professional rage baiter with 0 base
professional master baiter with -67 base
Oh ok
maybe, same time?
When was it last time
@final night is just not a very nice person so itās normal arguing
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Yeah
cool i can
Since it's most voted so I'll go for that
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But I also want to apply some rules
How do u even make that
what theme u thinking
You really gonna let him promote a dropshipping scam
yh no
not even a person
Is anyone playing?
playing what
Hey @dense fern, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
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Click Here for LFG info
@granite mural ayy hang on a minute we don't even know what he's playing!
He might be playing with his thing
that's what im sayin


Hi
Hi
The new microslop update broke notepad and other programs. Thanks vibecoders who canāt do anything more than print āhello worldā
Hello magentatop

No.
Browntop?
I'm beautiful
Cough
I saw that
Not until 10am UTC
Ah alr ty
Thank you
No
Hi Nev
Hi greentop 
What you mean by that
Pig alt
Good

What is there to do in gta now days
Sorry
Is alrrr



