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Omg
There was a guy in Africa who started school at 97
Ada Wong
Are u going to college
I guess
im in college
From re4 probably
She bad
got a class tomorrow
Oh rightttt
She is
You never talk to me anymore
Why is the key moving like that
its me bro deadass everyone tells me that
just been focused on school no lie we should play again though
She can step on me
What's yo major
bio
She can kick you too
:(
@unreal echo do you know who this person is
not a clue
wdym
Holy mewegen
šš
Newgen fr
we dont have any moderators with his name
He had his name as zeallly asp
But it's changed now
well people can have the same name
Yeah whatever
Iām gonna touch you
what sort of food
Hi making food
rice and pizza?
Italian
Who up counting bmr
Do u have a major yet?
Fire field of study
Jew what's your major
Idk I feel like u said sum about med
You said it when he was dreaming
He's gonna be a professional organ harvester
facts
Im gonna become a microbiologist fr
Shush
I dare you
I mean yeah
I canāt say what I wanna say
If you went through med school id trust ya
Donāt want a repeat of that gif you sent that one time
No
yeah they said imma spend like 12-15 years learning so
I don't
Thats like without being a specialist
Wimp
You're a wimp
that one is a wimp
Damn
Pussy
HEY

Sureeeee
Can I do it for you
Yes
I'll mute you
HA

after med school you technically are already a specialist
and thats like 4 years
All in favor of muting zeally say I
i
Ofc he's first
nxghtmxreee was muted. | No reason given.
Good enough for me
bot commands in general š„

Ghosting me for weeks š„
Just like the good old days
bro what we talk sometimes
At least you answer in foreskin sometimes Iāll give you that
Crazy
when havent i answered fr
That is true
Why did my slave leave the session
So like
shi matter fact you one of the people i talk to the most, been ghosting my grandma for months
What flavor med
Who
Asked
This woman
Shut up haram pig
I want to become an Interventional Neuroradiologist
Oh yeah
Did you see the upside down velum š
Basically you wanna fill your brains with uranium
What is that btw
any modders online
No I was busy flying my upside down mk2
Ohš
See yourself out
nah diagnostics do that i just help them locate it
I my sell gta 5 modded account anyone whos intrested dm mee
In front of an admin dawg š
ttyt_1 was banned. | selling modded accounts
W jew
what are we doin bro š„
Kurt Cobain challenge moment
nobody buyin ts
I wonder if they ever get any sales
Bot commands in general š„
Never
Probably one is every blue moon
fug up
prolly by 8 year olds who asked for $20 from their mom
Bro still here how
Prolly
Different guy
cause i asked about modders not selling accs ya veg
Maybe open a ticket if you wish to speak to a moderator
right
I want a moderator
Hi
why would i want to speak to a discord moderator?
Ong
because they are so rad
aint that right team
right
Yeah!
What's our mantra guys?
i love pissghetti
Mussolini has scheduled you for executuon
We are gay for eachother ?
most em of are power hungry who take their job so seriously youād think they were getting paid idk about the ones here they could be chill ive said some shit and not banned yet
Me tooo
Correct
We get paid $25 per ban
Is it a bad thing to take it seriously
yes
Ha just kidding I wish we did
wait yall gettin paid?
itās the internet bro
I wish
oh nah i gotta put a stop to that
Raise the issue with rock please
I can install extra ball tickling time in the schedule if you help us get paid
I made like 5 bucks from it
May I ask why
Pretty good 
itās the internet
So ? Your point ?
some treat it like a hobby though
were you around to experience the internet before censorship
Which i do i mean i aint gettin paid lmao
was a magical chaotic place
So this is just to pass by time
Are you upset that you can't speak whatever you want ?
i can still do that iāll just get banned
I saw a Reddit mod made a video saying mods should be treated like celebrities and get paid 
hilarious
The lsf mod?
So you're upset about it ?
Yes
I will never take redditors seriously
iām not upset just think censorship and the way the internet is going is stupid
i miss the old days
Just have some more self control
He looks and sounds like the quintessential Reddit mod too š
no iāll stare again itās the internet itās not a place meant to have rules. things like cp and beastiaslity should definitely be censored but pretty much everything after that is fair game
Meatspin my beloved
by censored i mean eradicated
What about terrorism or extremism
you saw that jimmy video too
ehh when i was 14 i saw the odd beheaded video it was all just character development
no
iām not saying i enjoyed it but itās like one of those thing were you canāt look away
But you said you miss the old days
?
I want walkmans and blockbuster back
video eazy
Ha that too
Do you watch Star Wars
Never have
Damn
Me neither
My local one shut down before I was 8 but I at least managed to get a few visits in before that
man the video shop was the best
Itās the funniest shit he thinks thatās gonna get him anywhere at all
Probably has his whole world rocked cuz he got demoted
Netflix robbed us
Doesnāt know what to do now
yeah and ruined everything with dei
If my local cd store closes down I'm gonna be lost because I missed almost all of that era
That too
Red!!
Green
you know spotify only pays their artists $0.04 or lower for a stream
Thatās alot tbh
2 cents now
That's fuck all compared to profits from album sales before streaming
Royalties were still ass but artists raked in more overall
i remember going to the movie store dude, we bought like 8 movies never returned them lmfao
Ok and?
Real shit
Artists make most of their money from tours anyways
Shi goes hard
There is actually one Blockbuster left
to be fair it is just one revenue source but for some itās their main way to distribute
Bend, Oregon
Sorry I'm hanging out washing I didn't see you say hi
pickle ily
Well they make a shit ton in other ways
Anyway hello there!
Lies
do you know how much the ceo gets a year
What time is it for u
Triple 1
Bro got a stroller for his laundry
Most artists nowadays barely make enough to support themselves, even the bigger ones
How is Taylor swift a billionaire tho
It's only the tippy top that make bank
Idk shit abt music so
She's more of a brand now
Yeahh
Oh
So green
Oki bbg
Can we go back to 1999
revan
What for
I wasn't around then but it seemed so much better in every way
wasnāt even a sperm then:(
no shit
Not even in my dad's balls
iām actually 2 months older than 911
Ancient being
Why are you taking your laundry for a walk
They need the sunlight
the americans havenāt discovered how (innovative) lazy we can be
Vitamin D
Anybody who can make blockbuster great again will get a gold star from me
Ok
ā
How old are you red
Guess
25 ?
nope
14
hell no

24 ?
19
Just about
Wow
australia day coming up boys
Yessir
Next Monday isn't it?
There aren't missions in cougars!
"There aren't cougars in missions"
What about Maude huh?
Is that
The ceiling

Cloud

I can't move on
Just move on fr
Don't dwell on the past too much, look forward towards future opportunities
š£ļø š£ļø š„ š„ š„
Pretex?

Somebody's bitchass is in desperate need of shutting up.
You can always cut through the fog with enough light.
(Sybau)
Do I look like the sun
Use a foglight or a low beam you dont have to dissipate the entire fog, just enough to clear your path
Idk man, there's too many unpredictable things
So? Life is unpredictable you'll never know what'll happen next dont let the unknown rule over you
It's easier said than done to clear my path
Just like physics with no force an object will stay at rest just like how with no effort you'll stay exactly where you are
Type shi
@abstract jolt yo
Sup
Cool
Im on search and destroy, but got off abt 10hrs ago 
I don't wanna save the idiot but I have too 
Doing fantastic actually
I've been visiting the shoe store
I can't wait for red dead online to finish downloading
Currently at 50GB
Out of 110 š

50 Gs in the span of 3 days btw
It downloads slower in game
That's 2-3hrs for me 
Where do you live china?
If im not wrong they have the second fastest internet connection over there
The fastest one in the world is in Singapore
Nope
The US
My steam acc has the state I live in 
Texas? New york?
No*
Its literally on my steam profile, linked to my discord

?afk tomorrow maybe
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: tomorrow maybe
Too lazy to check out 
I literally downloaded 110gb in 40 minutes earlier today š
I remember when i used to suffer like this
Must've been hell
Mbappe!? 
Once kept the pc open overnight to download ets2 update (was 3gbs)
Obama have dih?š„ā
That's tragic
Not until i ended contract with that fuckass provider after threatening to sue them
And went with one thats honest and had fiber optic
Smart
They scammed us 50 times
š
2 of them was 1 when they promised a free ipad and fiber optic internet but we ended up getting stuck with 10mbps for 50 bucks a month without ever getting an ipad
And the last straw when i upgraded to 5g unlimited mobile data and then they cut my mobile data because i reached the limit
Like bro what fucking limit you yapping out, its unlimited
This can't be happening in the US where do you live
Turns out it never was, their "unlimited" internet had a limit of 750gb
Pasta land
That explains it
Europe is known for their shitty internet connection
Well actually it was just the provider
Even so
Since the day i solved my internet struggle i became a happy man
Who wouldn't?
@jagged wraith 
Angle is AFK: tomorrow maybe - 26 minutes ago
And anything without cuts !!!!
That too
I love ranks
Hi. Why do I get randomly removed from the tsgs crew pretty much every second day? I play the game actively most evening in crew lobbies and helping others with sales etc. any idea?
Probably getting randomly removed by a higher up to free up slots for other people. Happens to hundreds of people š¤·āāļø
So they can just do that? Nice to know. Thanks
Yeah, only way to avoid it is getting a crew promo
Iām like lvl 90 tho. Strange anyway. Thanks for answering my question
is gta 5 worth it in the small 26
Ya
ok
If youāve never played it before
i have for 4 years and lost my steam acc
and now im here thinking if i shold shokld re buy
Idk, I guess itās worth it if youāre really gonna be playing it
But if youāre just buying it to have the option of playing it eventually then Iād just wait for 6
If youāve already played the story
No
How do you know this?
W diamond eyes pfp 
Because
Astaghfirullah
Mfs, GOOD morning š

Anyone on Xbox want to squad up?
yo how do i make money asap
i have a bunker and an acid lab
acid lab ungraded, bunker all upgrades as well. what shld i do next
I have been grinding Cayo, selling NC/Acid and Dre
Hmm , get that asap
Yeah it does
You can make that back in like 3/4 times doing Cayo, each run will take under an hour once you used to it and there's a 2.5hr cooldown now
ohh i see
I need 18M
wait so what do u suggest i do rn
ššš
lol
There's a new heist
That came out with mansion
Pays 500/600k
Or clucken heist pays 500k
awards page is a nice spot to look for free cash.
Gg
Yo
Up early
Can someone help me in a bad sports lobby when I get home?
Wagwan
No way

What do u think of tortas
How does that even happen :") must be a skit and had everything detached
That a fiat?
Looks like a panda but idk
panic attack
Lmao when you mess up in a round about
Was me earlier, was on my driving lessons and forgot to press on my clutch when changing gears
Was going like 3 mph
On a round about lmao
Was so nervous
Driving is so much more complicated then I thought
was feeling weird
How do you find that out lmao
Get a bandage on it

Can someone help me in a bad sports lobby when I get home?
Imagine being in bad sport
Man what
Can someone help me in a bad sports lobby when I get home beckaus i will se how its like?
new qotd idea š” is licking a wound the best way to clean blood off?
Ngl I think it probably helps
Animals do it
Can someone help me in a bad sports lobby when I get home beckaus i will se how its like? dm me wen you cen

i just did haha ths ā¤ļøāš©¹
better than alcohol thats for sure
Can someone help me in a bad sports lobby when I get home because i will se how its like? dm me when you can
Hey @fallow flame, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
Click Here for LFG info
Doesnāt alcohol slow down healing
Or peroxide
Not getting cut negates the healing process
Helps ya
Can someone help me in a bad sports lobby when I get home because i will se how its like? dm me when you can ok and ad psn: strumpan2020


Go to LFG
Links above
@granite mural , @olive plaza have you guys not heard of Water?
stay hydrated š§
Soap?
Using alcohol to clean a wound is like using a nuke to handle an argument about ketchup on fries.
When does the weekly update happen like what time? Ik it sounds stupid
Says u, so dirty minded that you thought i was talking about the hub when i was talking about videos in general
Astaghfirullah
Think about yourself before u think about the others
Back when call of duty was good
fr
Bro im going around a round about and that already is hard enough and my instructor is like "change gear" multi tasking aint easy lmao
real shit
i keep trynna drift around corners and shit screwing around
would highly suggest not doing what i do š¤£
Best cod masterpiece ever WWII
(but we dont talk about multiplayer, just the campaign)
i use @lusty atlas's liquid
sandking xl best truck in the game ?

You what
sure why not
Oh
why is u using phone in school lil bro
Cuz im not in school?
you can have mine in return
it was sent at 11: smnth
Abbiamo fatto un cazzo a scuola comunque per 3 ore
2 ore abbiamo guardato instagram e poi siamo usciti un ora prima
whos fat
Adesso sto aspettando una pizza kebab completa
You
vabbe buono dai
noi l'ultima ora abbiamo avuto palestra e abbiamo fatto calcio
che culo
i put apple on pizza
same
Da tanto š¤©
@high hound oi domani sono in gruppo con la 10/10 che cuu
che bona
thin slices š¤¤
I havenāt played this game in so long, are you still able to trade cars?
Thanks twinsicle


There is someone impersonating you, would you like to report them ? (Please say yes and save us from that skunk @final night )
@analog minnow your leftovers
pakistan official 
Eating pizza on a plate with a picture of pizza on it is wild.
Was delicious as you can notice
must be infuriating seeing another piece in the corner of your eye 
Pizza with kebab sauces tomatoes lettuce and small cut red onions is bomb
Not after you eat 8 slices no š
Thank god i have a 30mn walk home to digest this
That title would IMHO go to MW2
Did you purposefully leave that tiny crust back for the photo š
Alr you can eat it now
Absolutely yes
Nothing much,how about yourself
At the gym rn about to head to class šŖ thatās all really
Yall never had triangular pizza plates?
Pizza pizza serves their slices like that
Thatās little caesars
A real man never speaks ill of little caesars
It used to be $5 for a whole pie
What is it now
Still cheap
That doesnāt help
Pretty sure its $10 a pie now but it used to be $5
It was good pizza for the price, nothing life changing 
For the good shit you gotta hit up ur local restaurants. The ones that sell 18ā pizzas for $20
Ricardo's downtown.. the places that have their own recipes and methods... Best spots for the best pizz
Shush
Shut up
Bonjour
Youāre one to talk
Bud's been defending his name choice for almost three years š
LMAO
lol
Yeah ive seen him before too
I just stuck my head in to say hello and it's turned toxic
I love how nothing was actually observed except their presence and somehow that's toxic š
I read Fortnite
@gloomy warren
really puts into perspective the level of isolation we've fallen into.. "You saw me at the Mall!!! Toxic Rumour spreading! How dare you!"
Discord mods are drunk on power
wdym?
You make one slip up and they ban you for life
Honestly. Stuff I done two years ago has seen me permanently banned
And so you made an alt to come back?
Nope. I'm using a VPN
You don't mean our server do you?
I didn't wish someone a happy birthday
How are you here if you got banned tho
Lmao
No. The official gta online one
That's how 
Oh

Cos I'm not banned on here
VPn won't stop a profile ban š
lol
Anyway. Moving on.
It stops IP bans so I'm told
Anyhoo
Who's gaming?
R u gonna wish everyone happy birthday now?
Yeah, but your IP wasn't banned, your profile was.
Birthdays are depressing tbh
Itās @final night ās birthday make sure to ping them and say happy birthday
Why
Maybe when I'm in heaven

Cos they just remind me that I'm edging ever closer to the inevitable hug from the grim reaper
are you 80?

Okay
cap but its as goated as the rest of the pizza
Take you a long time to get to where you are?
It's probably gonna take that much longer before your hug.
stuffed crust is just too much
More than halfway to 80
Crust stuffed with cheese or hotdogs are magic tbh
Idk.. The cheese they use at pizza hut is different.. it's not mozz... or it's not the same mozz.. it's a nice change imo.
that just screams Obesity
pizzas are meant to be simple
No it ain't fuck off
@final night Happy birthday to you
It screams flavour and lets you know what part of the world I'm in
yeah the world that has 60% of its population obese people
We're known for deep fried mars bars
Hasn't America suffered enough?.. maybe we should give them a break?
Scotish?
Let em stress eat... It's a lesser evil.
@final night happy birthday
ill think about it
Fuck me...
Weāll get a break when midterms come around hopefully
Thats nasty
I was thinking German
What European country are you from?
Germans dont do shit like that
deep fried banana š¤¤
Theres no mars bars in America
banana chips top 3 snacks
usually get them with asian places for dessert. they're the bomb
Sounds fitting
I've only known America to set up deep frying contests.. usually end up with deep fried everything.
Deep fried bananas as in like banana chips?
Like the deep fried squirrel
no like a full banana deep fried on a bed of ice cream with chocolate syrup.
Shh
𤤠š¤¤
What the fuck do you be eating???
WHAT 
Men
Scotland
Next your gonna tell me a sheep's brain
that looks like shit
Yeah I dont know what to feel about this
Who shat on the plate
Haggis doesn't have their brain but it does contain other body parts
Maybe it's some looks weird but tastes good type shit but I dont buy it āļø
take a close up of anything you mix in a bowl and it will look like shit... litterally...
Fair enough

Oreo cake with fish on top
No
Goat food ngl
Yes
Furry
The best part about cooked banana is you get all the sweet without the artificial.. It's so light compared to other desserts
I will touch you
Right
The banana tempts the little monkey, but its sweetness rots his teeth
Shut it
It's not my birthday lmao
No u
@final night Happy Birthday š
R u sure
@final night happy birthday
Mute #9?
@final night happy birthday
GTA anyone ?
Lol
Ok bro
Pretty sure
Be quiet
No
What
fuck you
What happened

Evening
Yeah but we're on different platforms sorry
ohh np
I made 6m in crate sales today
I'm Tauriel
Hi. I'm a chicken š
I'm filling mine up rn but 5 large sells for 2.2 each roughly so that's about a 10m max
Everytime I fill them up it's like Christmas since I started over
im only spamming cayo lmao
hey you up for playing?
i really need someone to do cayo perico
I'm at work š
isn't there someone who could help
or perhaps a person whom you know in the server
Have you posted in the pc cayo lfg
There's ppl in there rn
better call saul?
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc there you go
Thx Nev
@analog minnow can you help?
I know there's been multiple updates to cayo since I last played it and the cool downs are changed, I'm pretty sure doing solo cayo is a longer cool down than bringing at least 1 person.
BUT
The heist is extremely doable by yourself
i have 2 gold and 2 paintings in there, if it was pink diamond i'd have done it solo
Oh that's a different story
set up price went up 
How far off the mansion are you Han?
im trying to buy the richmen, and i have 10.7m
but I didn't do the dlc
Damn it. What is it now?
so paying the full price
Sheeeeeeit, what was that I forget? 15-17m?
12.8m base price
i dont need anything else for now
You aren't that far off at all tbh rip a contract for Dre and sell some acid or something
I can't even run Casino without being disconnected at the end
idk how to do dr dre and acid business haven't been there much
If you spend the next 2hrs in game chasing activities you'll be at that
Dre's an easy mil
ill sell acid
Tgg has a good guide!
how can i start
ohok
Buy an Agency from Dynasty Executives
already have one
i only have $93k acids š
You call up dax for jobs to upgrade it?
i will upgrade everything once i get my hands on the mansion
Watch the TGG guide and just go mission by mission pausing along the way for Dre. Probably hour and a half first run but you'll quickly learn the tricks and eventually clear it if you have a flying vehicle in like 45mins to an hour
i have oppressor
yay
will give you good news
maybe ill get more money cause it's my first time doing dr dre
You will
okay ill go do ts
I can't remember if it's at the end tho or if they did it thru each mission payout but it's a decent chunk like 200k
hi pipes and pipettes
Also free 200k for winning a ROUND of mansion raid ends today so try that out at some point.

Look it's Angel
Hi chat
science is so cool fr
hi
Hi tomato
Who
Iām white
Pills here
It looks like those kind of pills that make u happy
What class is that
chemistry
Sure
testing the acidity/alkalinity of certain substances
shits fun when you actually understand
@gloomy warren imy
Fym sure you hairless cat looking ass
hii 
Woah
Youre jealous
Nice
Fr I love chemistry
Greetings gentleman
i like the subject i dislike the teacher
I don't play gta online anymore sorry
I had the opposite case when i studied that subject
I had a thought
Same
I donāt think
first time?
Yeah
what was it about
My crush's ex
i see
and what did you think abouit their ex
Someone just brought me garlic bread that I didn't ask for and it made my day š
He's one of the reason things are the way they are now
Yeah hate that mf
I think my sleep is fucked up now
does your crush know about that
Unsure
could use it as a tool for a friendly conversation
For what
It's slight inaccurate to say she's my crush because I don't really get that feeling anymore but she's still my head
people bonding over their common hatred for other people is a weirdly attractive behavior
She's taken now
rip
What to do to become member of the month?
My bad if i sound like silly question
I'm just curious
You will have to dethrone debbie
Debbie?
By sending more message than him
Alr tuff guy
Who's that?
Darkagast
Like exactly what to do tho?
He answered you already
Become a dedicated discord chatter.... forfeit your life...
Send more messages than the guy so if he has sent a total of 20k messages a month you will have to send 21k etc.....
Oh so chatting more counts
Ahh i see
look for someone else
Didn't asked you
No
Lol someone got mad
Thanks a lot now i get it
I think I once got 22k or something
Triple exp fridays helps. and keeping an eye on #šāevents for patreon exp bombs to know when to chat most..
I wasn't mad at all you wanna be so tuff
During reign of hench
I don't think XP matters
XP is just byproducts
I think it was the month after







