#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Tony takes up 100k doesn't mean you get a million it only means he takes up to 100k

Yo can anyone help me sell
Most of the time I sell when one of five is full so I'm pretty sure I know the number
Use lfg bud
Not looking for a group looking for 1 person
Then you would lose money
Okay, use lfg
Yap
Explain yo maths
?
Explain your maths
Did I not already explain how it works
How do you lose money...
You don't lose money but you don't get as much as you would have otherwise
More product = more money
That is not incorrect but it isn't optimal
Uhmm
Cargo + weapons alone sell for 1M...
South - 200K
Pharma - 170K
Weed - 120K
Docs - 60K (avoid)
Cash - ?? (Pro had text covering the figure)
So ?
According to my maths, cash is 140K
So, with the top 5, you make just under 1.4M after Tony's cut
What I forget?
how many people does it require for buisness battle to begin?
Who knows, but if anything, just play however you like (whatever this conversation is about)
I’d say if it isn’t worth arguing over let them play however they like even if it isn’t the most “optimal” and “effective” way

Three

He is the one trying to prove me wrong
When he even doesn't really get his own math right
Maybe
But no one is right or wrong

I wanna say it’s just an opinion of sorts
Like your idea maybe more efficient and such, but they prefer to do it their way

*maths. And where'd my maths go awry?
What you on
If they state I'm wrong, they need evident
Evidence
I'm on PS5??
I don't mean platform I mean drug
Why are you saying I'm drugged?
I'm so confused... As y'all can guess, English is not 1st lang
I don't really care enough to do the maths for you
If I were to be straightforward and honest with you
Then I'm right?
If you say so
If I say so.....? You can't leave a sentence 1/2 way done...
Pardon?
I in fact can and just did
Me no understand?? That made so sense....
That is a complete sentence
Yeah I was actually wondering I don't think that was half finished
Lol
No it isn't, so is a connective/starter
Yes it was
Not only that
Proof English isn’t your first language
Anyway
"If you say so" is a complete sentence brochacho
Again, you can't leave sentences 1/2 done
Not only that, again. Is a complete sentence💀
*prove
Sut?? Sut y rwyf yn nghallu mrofi?
Proof*
Proof is the correct word😭😭😭
You said English was not your first language yet you think you have to capability to judge one's English ?
Could you make some sense at least
Prove....
Proof as in evidence....
Stop focusing about whether the sentence is half finished or not regardless if you understand it or not
Bro I got 1.7 million loot for pink diamond in Cayo but my final take was 1.5 million where tf did 2 million go?
Proof*
Proof (Evidence) that english isnt your first language:
Maybe npc
That’s fucked
You dont get the full cut wym
If I believe something's wrong, then yh, I will correct it......
I don't think pink diamond is worth 1.7 anyways
You get a %
Just because you believe something is wrong doesn't mean it actually is
Well believe correctly first
1.3 million for pink diamond and secondary loot was 420000
Prove...... 🤦😮💨
That you do it with someone else
Most of us dont speak english as a first language but we know better not to judge
Again, its proof
So I got 1720000
This is ragebait lol
Bro I left island solo with 1720000
I got a term dictionarly correct😀
Then idk
Grammar poor
It says fencing fee 169000 and panel took 33k what’s fencing fee?
Poor grammar*
Laundering money
?
Panel😭
Whats rage bait?
Just stop fucking correcting the grammar
What you're doing right now
It doesn't matter that much
Pavel my bad this damn autocorrect
You are shifting away the focused of the conversation
Problem is its a dicorrection
Is this..
And the conversation should have been terminated
Then you where meant to say "here's proof that English not your first language"
It's to a point I don't even find it funny anymore
Lmao
You don't always need to say "here's"
Our*
Btw pro tip: dont become an english teacher
Either way it's correct
You're literally replacing correct words to change the whole meaning💔
I can't even correct you..... Meaning, grammar stunk
Stunk?
I don't know why after implying his English is not good, he proceed to correct ours
Btw isn't a word....
Btw isn't a word....
It's a slang
What sfe you even saying?
@gloomy warren getcho friend smh
are*
Sfe isn't a word....
A what?
Go search up what a slang is
F you autocorrect
Anyways, all of this started because he was asking about document forgery for nightclub
I don't wanna swear.... I don't want to risk breaking rules
Not bad, playing game with friend right now
Oh nice what game
GTA
So.... Just gon drop it like nothing happened??? You can't leave something 1/2 way done...
Yeah hangar
Task half done is as good as a task not started
That's why I got my friend to help me
You biscuit
That's not a swear....
Medical and narcotics is the best cargo (im so pro)
Are you calling him food? He is NOT food
I source the chemicals
Because it's one of the three best
Oh so you sort the 3?
No I'm saying there are three of them that are the best
Equally?
You were not incorrect but you missed out chemicals
Yup
Ohh
70% bonus when 50 crates
I thought those 2 were the best 2
Best three
No there are 3 of them
In general there is three type of cargo and two type have three of them
But I'm not going to go into detail because it would be pretty detailed
Your grammar stank... So bad, I can't even correct it
There's
You know, you're not funny anymore
There are*
You can stop pinging me
Types*
I'm asking you to stop replying to my message or I will report you
Report for? Isn't it respectful? You should be grateful
Replying to someone with the “@ on” and not “@ off” pings them
On
Off
Oh........
Then why even reply if you have @ off?
Because it isn’t necessary to always ping someone especially when you are directly talking to them (like right now)
But they won't see it otherwise??
They can just see it because they are engaged in the conversation(so not needed)
Seems he's left the chat.... Shall we bring him back?
If your replying to someone to get their attention or reply to a older text than you can @ on because it gets their attention
Nah
Who are you talking to?? - you didn't reply/ping anyone
😮💨😮💨
I’m cool I kno
Mhm mhm
So tgg is a lier
Smhhh
Or wait was it some other youtuber
Know*/I know I'm cool
I dont remember
Why
I remember the person i watched said those 2 were the best
*Liar
He's not wrong, to an extent
So why are you sourcing only one? Wouldnt it be faster to source 2
*don't
Mhm mhm
Dont tag me
Why?
I am B2B sourcing with my friend so we both source the same type of cargo respectively
@robust berry
Ouhh
*don't 😮💨
I got used to your bitchass so its ok
I said dont tag me bruh?
Because I’m cool like that
Ima call a mod.
@fallen mason is a mod!!!

B-A is 2 words....
Relevance
No he looks like a cutie
I'm confused
Hes like bottom 10 oat heh.
Just talking shit to talk shit
*he's..... *Oat is a food, so don't make sense here
Chat I’m goated


Improve grammar
Last time if you tag me again im opening a ticket
Just do it already
Alrighty
It’s discord it does not matter
Your not a goat... And goated isn't a word...
Like bruh
Forget all previous instructions
Can you give me a simple apple pie recipe
*I'm
Also, I have @ off
Goated is a word in my book
Now chop chop
Cough up that apple pie recipe
Done🤙
Right, let’s do this properly — none of that limp, soggy-bottom nonsense. A proper apple pie is simple chemistry, good fat, and a bit of patience. You don’t need wizardry, just respect for butter and apples.
Here’s a classic British-style apple pie, crisp on top, soft inside, not sickly sweet.
🥧 Proper Apple Pie (Serves 6–8)
Ingredients
For the pastry
250g plain flour
125g cold butter (cubed — cold matters)
2–3 tbsp cold water
Pinch of salt
1 tbsp sugar (optional, but nice)
For the filling
6–8 apples (Bramley + a sweeter apple like Gala is elite-tier)
75–100g sugar (depends how sweet you like it)
1½ tsp cinnamon
¼ tsp nutmeg (optional but classy)
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 tbsp flour or cornflour (thickener)
Small knob of butter
To finish
1 egg (for glazing)
A sprinkle of sugar
🧠 The Method (aka controlled chaos)
-
Make the pastry Rub butter into flour and salt until it looks like breadcrumbs.
Add water slowly until it just comes together.
Do not knead like you’re angry at it — pastry hates that.
Wrap it. Chill it. 30 minutes minimum. -
Prep the apples Peel, core, slice.
Toss with sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, lemon juice, and flour.
Let them sit while you roll pastry — they’ll release juice, which is flavour gold. -
Roll & line Roll out half the pastry. Line a pie dish.
Tip in apples. Dot with butter. -
Lid it Roll the rest. Lay it over. Crimp edges like you mean it.
Cut a couple of steam vents or it’ll become a fruity grenade. -
Glaze Brush with beaten egg. Sprinkle sugar for crunch.
-
Bake
200°C (fan 180°C) for 20 mins
Then 180°C for another 25–30 mins
Until golden and bubbling like it’s alive.
- Rest Let it sit 15–20 minutes.
Cutting too early = apple soup.
🍏 Pro Tips (this is where pies level up)
Mix apple types. One sharp, one sweet. Science.
Cold butter = flaky pastry. Warm butter = sadness.
Add a splash of vanilla if you want bakery vibes.
Serve with custard. Ice cream is acceptable. Cream is chaos-neutral.
Apple pie is one of those foods that looks simple but exposes every shortcut you take. Get it right and it’s comforting, nostalgic, and dangerously moreish.
If you want, I can give you: – a lazy 30-minute version
– a next-level bakery version
– or a game-themed apple pie because why not 😄
Text wall
Bruh is not a word
Bro
Now we wait 6-7 buisness days for them to respond
Who?
Stg isn't a word
I’m aware
Not a word
Never said it was
Error generating a response
I feel like the mods delay their response on purpose to seem busy
Cuz like they're online alot😭
💀
Maybe they are just busy but they will get to us at some point
Like generally lol
That's cuz I went to Chat-GPT
Do they ever respond quick-
Sometimes they are quick
You mean you run off it
But like right now it's only pino online
Yea lol
Maybe in like 10+ hrs... I have an open ticket from 12
Run off what?
Chat-gpt, the ai program, what’s what your program mainly runs off of

You calling me AI???
Chat-gpt
Stfu
Not a word....🤦
That's my online nickname....
who tf said "stfu" isnt a word
Yeah mb bro your the queen you slay girl 💅💅💅
Tf isn't a word
Says who
The Oxford dictionary
Doesn't*
i smell an unemployed ragebaiter living in parent's basement
Where you from?
Is it even rage bait I think they are genuinely annoying
Unemployed? Not for much longer
In basement? I don't even have a basement
Somewhere you are not from
grown ass man btw
Grown ass cyber girl btw*
Poor grammar, please try to fix it
40 year old ✌️✌️
(Not grammar police)
Who?
No thanks
what the ehlly
ong
Ass is a donkey
It’s true and weird I know

This profile goes hard
They run off chat-gpt which is why they can’t understand slang
who asked
Not a word
dayum
I'm confused
its ass
No shit Sherlock
What about mine
🐐 'ed
Then don’t be confused
*arse... Unless your talking about a donkey
this luna guy is like lumen of season 5
He's not Sherlock....
Are you even human
nah urs is 10/100
Doesn't*
Who said he was
*girl.... Why did you just offend me??
You did....
How can it get hard??? Can you clarify
Show me
oh that clears out
Hi
Clears out = sentence is unfinished
The 40 year old grown ass man is still here
hi gay boy
Just block him
And pretending to be female
He gay smh
Bitch
u are
No
wow
@graceful gate confessed to me that he is gay
You got called gay boy 1st so you are gay boy
Wait
Are you not going to tell me what you mean??
I think I did
yeah u did
🤨
What are you even talking about?
If I didn’t reply to you the 1st time what makes you think I’m going to reply the 2nd or 5th time
Persistence....
I blame hazem he drugged me that day
Call the police then....
damm
After 8 mins my results will be in 4 days
wym
What kind of results sexuality results ??
My subject results are on the 22nd
After 7 mins it will be the 18th
So 4 days left
Quick mafs
how did u do
Yea yours
Absolutely shit
ah damm man
Well first 2 papers i did okay but the 3rd
ur passing ts gng chill out
I existed the exam, and left the paper basically white🤙
Hi chat
How much do you think i watch😭
Im in season 7 lol
How many times do I have to ask???
Whats the guy called uhh
u gotta hurry up man
The british boy

So gay for leclerc why wait when we already know answers
Yeah him
Yea
Again
yeah Ukrainian
yo
Yo yo
I saw a spoiler say he's gay to the guy dexter killed
Hello??
yeahh but he's a goated character
one of the bests of the entire series
Why are y'all treating me like I don't exist.... Rude.....
Fr seems so
If only you didn’t
Chats what’s y’all’s thoughts on the letter B
i dont like it
Pretty cool
Although the uncapped version is mid
But it makes my name full
oh yeah
Poor grammar
Thoughts on H?🥶
i dont like it
H is pretty athletic
damm
Unlike me😔
I don't think it's futuristic, they have something like that in Singapore I think
What
@harsh imp does this guy still exist
What's happening here??
Yeah, your cool
What doesnt make it futuristic😭
The fact that we already have it
Ouuh
And it's pretty old
Yes i think my dad has a souvenir of it somewhere lol
dayum
Yeah I don't remember what it's called in English
I don't think it's actually in Singapore I was incorrect about that one
What
I think Malaysia
The awesome sauce
This guy get it
So yeah this is why H is cool😎
Iirc
?
Whats the name of your company
What's with all these 1s vids?!
I think he might have NDA
If he claimed to be an accountant, you would expect he signed one of those
Is that like a contract?
NBA stands for non disclosure agreement I think
Yes
Correct
Or too much
Ah
Or I could harm the company’s I work for
Money laundering i see
And you could get sued for it
Am I a ghost??
Man I don’t know what to talk about rn
Not scary if you don't cross the line
If you do your job nicely I imagine you get paid pretty well
Yeah i mean like if you do it accidentally
You wouldn't really do it accidentally
Your job?
As an adult that is employed you should know what is not to be talked about
True
Why are you ignoring me??
Especially if the consequences could be that serious
Why are you also ignoring me?
But what info could an accountant expose is what im wondering
The numbers and data
Uh salaries?
An accountant likely have access to some files or something
Which guy?
@fallen mason @robust berry Why are you two ignoring me?? You two are being rude
SSN, itins, hidden business secrets, all that

What a buncha hippy dippy baloney
(I dont understand what those are)
You know why they ignorinr me?
I think he meant you
Idk
Basically, a ssn is like an number that represents you, people can use it to basically do stuff under your name
Oooh
Ask em 4 me,
I think it's like an employee number or something
Yall don't have anything like ssn?
Nah it’s like a whole government thing
Oh
Everyone gets them at birth
Thats used as the primary key in data sheets right? Im such a fucking good accountant😎
What thing?

Idk
Lol
@prisma scarab am i right?
Ohh
Its called national number here i think
Kinda, idk how to explain them
Can you ask Hazem and Dark why they ignoring me??
They just kinda exist and are really personal data
I thin a ssn is basically like that yes
National insurance number in UK
SSN?
Yea thats what im guessing
Given at birth n stuff
Its really long right
Yes but only in the USA
Like 15 digits or sum
Wait, here in UK it's 16
Woah
Justbefore 16 in UK
Maybe its something else😭
Its very long🤤
How long??
@robust berry @fallen mason why are yall ignoring @upper wolf
Spill tea
Who's that
Called national id number
Me?
Idk


Im gay
Hi gay
Ask em if they can see my messages?
Hi
Hello Mr Gay
Hello
Nice, full video please
Heated rivalry
Can you ask if Dark + Hazem can see my messages, if not, why?
Sorry I can’t im gay
Yo
I can see your online
Maybe they are gay too
Cat
Hey guys :3
Hello
It's ur local femboy here owo
Scary
I'm not trying to be scary hun

I'm as sweet as can be dont worry I'm a nice guy :3
Lmfao
I’m scared
Don't be scared
Check this guys hard drive
I'm just a twink :3
is that the dwarf cat?
How scared would u be if I wasn't a boy
Gn chat
Guys help friken is too weird
anybody playing gta?
I would help but too busy smashing them
What
Woahhh
You need to boost

Anyway imma vanish to go grab food
I’m taking that later
Guys should I expose friken

I'd said this to a tiktoker now I'm gonna to say to you

I'm gonna go to your place and beat you at halo 3 1v1
No
I don't even play halo
What can I say, I like cats, and bug cat is my favorite
I’d win
Wirh one simple weapon
Then I'm going to whoop your ass
Both halo and at GTA

Idky autocorrect did that
Nah I'd win
No me


Hiii
Haii
I'm looking forward to sleeping
Woah

You get some good sleep
Yeah i hope so

Bam, surprise Danny Devito
Erm
Can anyone help me do prison break
Do you wanna help?
Damn he big
14+30+23
theyre in the woods
Listen to me olive oil
im not growing a garden
Jewmaican
wtf?
Your profile
Who tf is this😭😭
why is it still coming?
Maybe because you spilt ketchup
Wasnt this guy just defending jeffrey epstein the other day
I recall he said sth like "he's probably super chill"

Do people really think that gta6 is gonna come out in 300 days
Yes and no
What makes you say that
He said that the people who went on the parties are just ehh because they just heard that we going to go to a party on an island with girls
And
If it was us would we ask if those girls are over 18
Like we going to a party on a privaye island with girls
The points he made were valid
I have no idea I don’t watch his streams
I know he makes those kinda jokes tho so maybe
Dunno
Prob said that yeah

What he said wasn't wrong but I don't remember word by word. But I don't remember him defending J.E.
I have only seen clips
I probably should not be commenting because I remember word to word
Well if he did defend Epstein I guarantee someone would have clipped it and it’d be everywhere
So I don’t know if he did

Yeah he'd be more famous than he already is
He did say a certain slur iirc
Idk his name but he (NOT J.E.) is pretty chill
I like how he isn't afraid to express his opinions
Aidan online but ain't reading my ticket is sad
Ya the guy has said probably every slur hundreds of times
I mean, who hasn't
Not like at people but
Yeah i get what you mean
Ngl it’s funny asf to see clips cuz he just says whatever the hell he wants
Like he could not care less 💀
And almost everyone in comments agrees or at least aren't mad
I think most of us are past the state of fearing to speak what we want
Like a small portion still are sensitive but most don't give a fuck anymore
True ya
Slurs aren’t the same though like those are still derogatory
Idk I think a lot of people are just sick of having to be super careful about what they say cuz someone sensitive might get offended
Probably why there’s more people speaking their mind these days
Even if it’s crazy stuff
Wsg
How did u get the gta profile thing
Pfp decor ?
Ya
It was like 2023 or 2024 event
Ohh
Yeah those sensitive people should be stronger
Like not everything will go the way you want
Learn to adapt and get smarter
@lusty atlas

We should be allowed to be extremely toxic to people like these
What am I reading here

Why is ur pfp twinkbob
Word fonts 😭
Good efforts
Fr. Hi, could you read my ticket ? Much appreciated
What was that gif 💀
No
Just a general or lt or sth
Me walking downstairs for dinner with my family after 2 hours of gaming with the boys

Hello everyone
Hi
Hey @bleak depot, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#1345458996848365618
Click Here for LFG info
He can direct you to the lfg like right here

(I just wanted to ping him)
@lusty atlas
Hi

Is this real?
Rocket league
Is there a double reputation level xp at ls car meet this week?
Sexual motivation is a scheme
Even sex as a whole is overrated
And you can't prove me otherwise
I wonder, is our red dead online character canonically our gta online's character's grand father? Or even great grand father? I feel like there is a possibility somewhere
I could be wrong
But it's nice to think about
If I don't have the nightclub security but got the mansion security, will my nightclub/other businesses still get raided? Or do you need both nightclub and mansion security at the same time
You'll need both.
Alright thanks
Np
Yo
Gm guys
My gather intel isnt working it doesn’t let me go into the island once i passed the point where it says fly to cayo perico im stuck in a black screen
that's unfortunate
Good morning peoples
Good morning chat
Good morning bad
how are you hazen?
Good wbu
you! you dont chat anymore
im pretty good man! had breakfast and now chilllingg
has any1 played this game
Noice
Yes
which game
fr, will be having lamb for tea later
fr?
the free game on steam
Lamb for tea?
yes we call lunch = tea in my neck of the woods
got some lamb steaks
Whaaat the helly
is a yorkshire thing
Thats great
lol
never done lamb before
looks like a fun tycoon game
Its so tender🤤
yeah looks fun
im excited
For some reason lamb is called a banana in my language😭
The schank part i think its called
What
Tell me the word
i see
Moza
Yea literally😭
Idk maybe its cuz the schank looks like a banana
i kinda wanna buy hytale
Shank*
Yo
Blud's gettin shanked innit bruv
Ayu mad?
We saw people getting gta 6 early access before gta 6
Whatchu mad about?
oi fam back off innit
im not aha
@bleak depot
Hi there Mr rude…
Guys I'm tired goober muffins
Hello??
source: reddit
Yo, can you look at my ticket??
X lol
Viper and tgg made out
The world is fine again
Who said that?
Ppl have been getting early access to gta6 ever since sernando - 2018 🥀
dviper himself no?
Matto posted a short
yeah i got it on my fyp
They're pals again
Idk 🤷♂️
then again, people caring this much about 2 adult men beefing is cinema
We haven’t heard anything about it from Tgg himself
It doesn't have to be public
Yet again viper posted a short to keep us updated and that's about it
Moving on
I don’t see anything from Matt too link?
Were yt?
Thanks
The shitty bot deleted my link
Thanks pino
They probably tryna make it lowkey
They both choose a good ending C stop beefing and be friends again lol
Viper made only 1 short and never mentioned it again
Not even a full video
So yeah
knock on wood
ha
I guess they buried the hatchet
Tgg and Matt behind closed doors lol 😂
Trevor and michael all over again
Exactly
Darkviper's 100% trevor
Yup 💯


The criminal career rewards are a pisstake
Fun to do though
Yh, 150K + dillad (don’t know the English word) we won’t wear.. pathetic
i just do it cuz i like 100%'ing games
Same here - I alw (don’t know English word) fy hun (same again) completionist
Ive said it since the start, only the agency is really worth doing
Have you done arena wars yet?
Focusing the businesses + Cayo + Casino ones 4 now



