💬┃gorilla-chat

[elfin spoke]

yeah i only just found out 😭

[fallen mason]

Most of the people here wouldn't really know or care

[elfin spoke]

i’m slow with this stuff

the fun things don’t appear for me until it’s late

[elfin spoke]

fair enough

[fallen mason]

Tgg doesn't show up here that much anyways

[elfin spoke]

fairs

[fallen mason]

Ts so tuff

[arctic flax]

🔥

[fallen mason]

[odd kite]

i need a friendly lobby to sell my product(s) and get the bonus, anyone here to help?

[wanton hull]

no

lobbies are random. you can't just "join" one that is friendly

that's not how gta online works

@odd kite

you either join a good lobby or a bad lobby.

[fallen mason]

Private session is guaranteed friendly

[fathom heart]

Hehehe

[odd kite]

😭 just got my Meth blown up, do you get bonus in invite only lobbies if there are more than 2 players?

[fallen mason]

I think minimum is 5 for high demand

Just don't be too greedy

[wanton hull]

i believe so

[frigid zenith]

Why r u selling meth vro

[fathom heart]

If my bunker stock is valued at 412k how many Delivery vehicles will it generate

[odd kite]

i dont got many friends that play GTA online (at least not anymore) i was wondering if there are people here that can get into one single lobby, no pressure, just do their own stuff but only present in one lobby, if that makes any sense

[fallen mason]

No

[odd kite]

at least 3

[lapis cargo]

@proven gulch

[fallen mason]

Just sell in your own session

[frigid zenith]

#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5 ppl do sell for sell there if j wanna

U*

Also dont sell mc businesses unless theres a 2x event like with the weed

When selling bunker or nightclub use ghost organization and off the radar

5 mins total of being of the radar

[odd kite]

i do that

[frigid zenith]

Should be enough for u to sell without getting griefed

Acid too

[dawn abyss]

Anyone on PS4 who can transfer plates ?

[fathom heart]

.

[odd kite]

but when u get more than 3 drops, there is a big chance of getting griefed the mark noobs

[frigid zenith]

And u still get greifed?

[fallen mason]

Is it 412 on the bottom right

[frigid zenith]

1 or 2

[fallen mason]

Then sell in private session

[frigid zenith]

Most likely 1

[fathom heart]

Yeah

[frigid zenith]

More than 2 drops sell in inv only, or get ppl to help in #🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5

[fallen mason]

1 to 3 but rarely 1

[fathom heart]

Ok thanks

[frigid zenith]

Every quarter of the bar filled is 1 extra vehicle

[odd kite]

i do not have access

[frigid zenith]

Get roles

[odd kite]

not too familiar with discord, how to get roles?

[graceful gate]

By getting roles

[frigid zenith]

Uhh

[fathom heart]

So if the value is 275k that’s how many vehicles?

[frigid zenith]

Ill dm u a pic this servers roles r weird

[fallen mason]

After 5 years ?

[frigid zenith]

1 i believe

[fallen mason]

Also 2 to 3 likely

[odd kite]

and why is my name @Moderated Name #0

[frigid zenith]

Dont think so ngl

[fallen mason]

Since it's been moderated

[frigid zenith]

Send us a ss

[graceful gate]

I think it was moderated idk tho

[odd kite]

but why?

[frigid zenith]

Means it has smth bad like a swear word or smth so they js switch it to that

[fallen mason]

Violates a certain rule

What else could it be

[odd kite]

My name is lock_On_Stratos, how does that violate any rule lol

[ancient hawk]

can anyone help me with sell missions for my mc business? Ps5

[odd kite]

i'm on pc

[frigid zenith]

#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5

[frigid zenith]

There isnt crossplay in gta

Check dms I sent u the role thingy

[ancient hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-thumbsup-ok-smile-gif-11279369403948550569

[odd kite]

thanks

[royal elk]

Just solo'd cluckin, How do i get the bonus 500k?

[fallen mason]

You wait

[ancient hawk]

72 hours

[left wind]

Wait it can take up to 72 hours

[heavy trellis]

i alr god it

[analog minnow]

Debbie

[fallen mason]

Nev

[odd kite]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-im-gif-27534881

got roles, still cannort access it, welp solo i go

[analog minnow]

#🚔┃gta-discussion look at my question please

[stable relic]

Because they pinged ps5 lfgs, you're on PC

[upper fractal]

Hey , These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#1345458996848365618
Click Here for LFG info

[fallen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[abstract jolt]

Pfft, ghasts

[graceful gate]

No idea not a moderator

[stable relic]

Probably the random period and underscores

[next sinew]

Anyone got good story game recommendations?

[nimble quail]

yo anyone wanna help me with gooch outfit?

[fallen mason]

Nah

[fallow laurel]

Red Dead Redemption 2

[candid eagle]

Who can help me with last dose missions i keep dying on the first one

[little wren]

@narrow falcon @granite mural

[frigid zenith]

No bruh

The lfg channels i sent are for ps5

[frigid zenith]

@odd kite

[stable relic]

Looks real, regardless we've had way too many reports where people have been getting scammed

[abstract jolt]

Sex is great too yes?

[gloomy warren]

Its a hyperlink

[stable relic]

Yeah most likely

[gloomy warren]

It shows a regular link but its a scamming link, by hovering over links you see the actual thing it takes you to

They usually swap out or add 1 extra letter that people rarely would notice

[stable relic]

yup

[echo peak]

Hi

[stable relic]

Sup

who are you

[echo peak]

Im THE man

Who did idk what

[fallen mason]

[echo peak]

Btw will there be any Christmas event?

[fallen mason]

Isn't there one already

Or two

[echo peak]

Oh yeah

[stable relic]

#🎉┃events 😭

[indigo herald]

Or three

[stable relic]

Idk why no one is participating

[proven gulch]

• verify integrity
• delete pc_settings.bin (in Profiles folder in Documents/Rockstar Games/GTAV)
• rename settings.xml to settings.old (in main GTAV folder in Documents/Rockstar Games)

try starting again, the game should behave like you're starting over and you'll need to redo your settings

[echo peak]

I forgot lmao

[echo peak]

[stable relic]

Literally such an easy event

[fallen mason]

I did bro

[stable relic]

its an easy 10 bucks

[fallen mason]

[stable relic]

Barely counts but i'll take it

[fallen mason]

What

[echo peak]

yeah im gonna post smnth in these days

[fallen mason]

It is tho

[echo peak]

Its not a real tree bruh

[stable relic]

If someone else shows up with a real tree they're getting the $10

[fallen mason]

[stable relic]

[echo peak]

A guy did

[fallen mason]

It doesn't say in the rule it gotta be real tho

[stable relic]

yeah this guy

[fallen mason]

Like my house ain't that big dawg

[stable relic]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-sounds-good-jim-halpert-the-office-good-point-gif-4260253959893088381

[echo peak]

Throw out the pc and put the tree there

[fallen mason]

I don't got a pc

[tropic violet]

Does a normal tree work?

[echo peak]

The setup

[indigo herald]

All you had to say

[stable relic]

No 😭

[fallen mason]

Tf you on bruh

[stable relic]

gotta be at least with lights

[tropic violet]

Unfortunate

[stable relic]

christmas lights

or tree ornaments

[fallen mason]

What if someone posts a well decorated Christmas tree in a game

[echo peak]

Where do u put ur laptop? On the bed?

[prisma scarab]

I wanna thank that one person who was telling the truth about the new scam and I made light of it

[fallen mason]

A table

[stable relic]

Theres $10 for first $5 for second

[fallen mason]

In the living room

[echo peak]

Yeah throw out the table

[fallen mason]

[proven gulch]

what scam

[tropic violet]

Does 3rd place get $1?

[stable relic]

Literally take a pic of your tree and you have a chance, takes less than 30 sec

[indigo herald]

I’ve got one sexy ass Christmas tree

[stable relic]

No lol but you get tier 3 patreon

[prisma scarab]

#📣┃announcements message

[tropic violet]

Troll them and give them $1

[fallen mason]

God I hope no one else participate then I'll get sum

[proven gulch]

as i was saying to someone else, isn't this a basic intelligence test

[echo peak]

Can i get a mod’s feet pic if i place number 4 pls pls

Im desperate

[fallen mason]

Yl

Yk

[tropic violet]

Good idea

[fallen mason]

Could happen

[tropic violet]

We should do that

[stable relic]

You can get April's feet for sure

[proven gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-small-fingers-tap-cute-unusual-gif-16560056

you can have it for free

[echo peak]

Yooooo im sending my tree rn

[stable relic]

Right @cunning void ?

[echo peak]

[prisma scarab]

Kinda yeah but still, guess it’s more common than we thought

[fallen mason]

Woah what

[next sinew]

Mid game
Anything else?

[small needle]

What makes it mid

[fallen mason]

Hi

[small needle]

Hi

[gloomy warren]

The fact i still only have a 30 fps option on ps5

🫩

[small needle]

You’re mid

[gloomy warren]

My bad greentop

[fallen mason]

[fallen mason]

Does mod have original picture of this emoji

[stable relic]

Probably not but its easy to get it from an emoji

[fallen mason]

I want to make it a sticker, so that's why I want it

[fallen mason]

Thanks

[olive plaza]

😭😭

[narrow falcon]

[earnest flame]

anyone got a problem with gta+ on ps5

it says my membership is due today, but havent been paid

i cant use gta+ benefits

[harsh imp]

https://tenor.com/view/hades-zagreus-poseidon-zeus-greek-mythology-gif-3564042360433268856

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-furious-mad-upset-disturbed-gif-22917044

[harsh imp]

https://tenor.com/view/im-wide-awake-terry-crews-happy-dance-gif-14548519

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/money-terry-crews-spilled-milk-thrifty-gif-7197529

[winter flower]

People who scammed for discord accounts are actually fucking weirdos

Man shut the fuck up

[viscid ruin]

Guys

How do i find a crew for criminal?

[winter flower]

Shut up, lil bro

[gloomy warren]

Free ban available dm me

[winter flower]

Possible scam for real

[gloomy warren]

[winter flower]

Lmao bro got erased

[gloomy warren]

They all do

https://tenor.com/view/banished-to-the-shadow-realm-noise-gif-16595369668659675874

[winter flower]

[viscid ruin]

Does anyone know how I can find a crew for criminal mastermind?

[winter flower]

You’re playing red dead redemption. I wonder when they’re gonna do red dead redemption two on the 60FPS I pray for times like this.

[winter flower]

Hold on

Go to the channel

[gloomy warren]

30fps on ps5 holds me back from wanting to play rdr2 atm

[echo peak]

Yeah unc just get a pc

[fallen mason]

Yo

[gloomy warren]

Hi

[gloomy warren]

No

[winter flower]

At the point of the RAM prices, I agree with you

I almost spent 3000 on my first PC

Tf bro

[gloomy warren]

I just prefer console gaming

[winter flower]

Same, I have a PC just sitting here I only use it to play like I don’t know steam games

I mostly bought it for educational reasons

[echo peak]

https://tenor.com/view/kobbie-mainoo-mainoo-manchesterunited-manchester-united-mufc-gif-9973468488070407764

[gloomy warren]

3 grand on a pc for education

[winter flower]

Hey man, like you never know when you’re gonna game or you’re gonna study

[echo peak]

Lol

[winter flower]

It’s either a game on a professional PC go crazy or go crazy on education and get a high grow job that goes high pay

[gloomy warren]

I guess so

Have yall heard high on life 2 is coming out soon

Absolute cinema

[winter flower]

Yo Rick and Morty bout to go crazy

[solemn knoll]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news This is exactly one of the many reasons why I keep my DM's closed. 😠

[winter flower]

Lmao

[gloomy warren]

Its the reason why i keep mine open

[solemn knoll]

And yet this server forces me to have mine open

[gloomy warren]

It doesnt

[winter flower]

I have added an app on my iPhone that automatically blocks every single possible scam link

Like if I press on it, it just won’t go through

After the incident of me being hacked, I still remember that shit

Thank you, Walmart

[solemn knoll]

Don't get me wrong, I am well versed when it comes to identifying scams. But, I'd rather just not get those messages period

[winter flower]

What does period have to do with anything Bro?

Just do this

…

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-3am-kermit-potion-gif-22040362

[winter flower]

Didn’t he used to do 3 am?

Videos

[solemn knoll]

You need to learn figures of speech. "period" in this context is the same as stopped.

[gloomy warren]

My fuck ass horse keeps running away

[gloomy warren]

Yeah

[winter flower]

Or you can just ….

[winter flower]

lol

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/geeked-locked-in-angry-bubu-red-bird-red-gif-13807202352659823415

[winter flower]

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this Bro

[solemn knoll]

Ellipsis and "period" are two different contexts, mate... || ← Like this one, imagine that! ||

[gloomy warren]

I am 99% confident

That he was just taking the piss

[winter flower]

I was

[winter flower]

Okay

Tbh you just reminded me of a girl who used to say period of every single sentence

[fallen mason]

Lmao

[winter flower]

That’s why I wanted to tweak you out

[fallen mason]

I thought they usually dislike it

[solemn knoll]

And you are one of those who make the GTA community toxic... Go figure.

[winter flower]

?

[fallen mason]

[winter flower]

You good mud

[lavish flame]

That's what the orbital cannon is for

[winter flower]

I swear the orbital cannon has to be the most low down way to kill someone bro I swear

Unless you’re facing your score, try hard or a score warrior

Then they just message you while you just sit there and you have fun

[solemn knoll]

Unfortunately, the only orbital cannon we have here is just blocking the fool, which did happen. 🙂

[fallen mason]

It's skill issue if you use orb

[gloomy warren]

Long live the orbital cannon

[fallen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-death-star-laser-gif-9916316

[winter flower]

Yes, but most people are casual players anyway so what they do is just orbital Canon the try hard Warrior

Then just sit there

[lavish flame]

Well, there goes Alderaan

[fallen mason]

Or they can change session

[fallen mason]

Worth it

[winter flower]

True, but it’s funny to see them rage

[fallen mason]

[winter flower]

See a long time ago, I used to be one of those tryouts

Try hard corny ones really corny ones

[fallen mason]

What's corny

[lavish flame]

Wasn't it built for another purpose, then the rebellion kinda happened

[fallen mason]

What's tryout

[winter flower]

So what I used to do is when they used to kill me I used to go on my phone search the gamer tag and after they left the session the next time they logon I will get a notification and then just join the session and kill them

[fallen mason]

Death star ?

[winter flower]

I just spelt try hard wrong

[fallen mason]

What's the "another purpose"

[lavish flame]

Yes

[fallen mason]

What's a try hard

[winter flower]

Oh wait, I forgot most of the people in this server don’t play GTA

[fallen mason]

I think death star is just made to eliminate planets

[winter flower]

A try hard is a person who actually cares how many times they die by another player

[fallen mason]

I play gta, I just wanted to know your definition of it

[winter flower]

Also, I’m going to do criminal mastermind for the doomsday heist

With My Friend just the two of us

[lavish flame]

Indeed. Though the laser can be toned down

[winter flower]

Tomorrow, the whole day we’re gonna try, but if I fail, we fail

Then try again

Try again

[fallen mason]

To only small strike yeah but that's because they needed quick shots at the time since one charging would take 24 hours or so

[plain inlet]

Like corn

[fallen mason]

Thanks

[winter flower]

lol corny means when you’re weird

[fallen mason]

Cringe*

[winter flower]

Exactly

Weird and cringe that’s what I think what corny means anyway

[lavish flame]

Ohios one true purpose in life

[winter flower]

Guys I just realise some words and definitions means something else to other people entirely

[plain inlet]

Corny just means something thats like very unoriginal

It isn't always cringe

[fallen mason]

So it makes one corny to use the word corny

[winter flower]

But sometimes it is

[winter flower]

Now you found yourself a loophole

[fallen mason]

[winter flower]

Or as he called it a paradox

[plain inlet]

Thats why I said not always

[fallen mason]

It's a paradox

[winter flower]

But anyways?

[fallen mason]

Loophole is more like with rules or system

[plain inlet]

Corny being corny isn't self contradictory

[fallen mason]

But basically every one of us are corny ball because we don't invent new languages

[fallen mason]

Sorry what

[winter flower]

That is hell of a paradox

[high hound]

Hi yall

[winter flower]

Is it bad that I don’t know how to say the last word?

[plain inlet]

A paradox is something that contradicts itself

[winter flower]

Bombaclot

[fallen mason]

Well it's unoriginal to speak English or almost every other language

We're all corny

[lavish flame]

Good morning

[high hound]

Morning to you

[winter flower]

I’m glad I speak a language that almost no one knows

[fallen mason]

But you didn't invent it

Which means it's not original

[winter flower]

My mom did I learned it from my mom?

[fallen mason]

Hence, corny

[winter flower]

That wording was so fucking wrong

As they say, your mother’s language is the best language

[plain inlet]

Okay maybe I should've expanded it's not just unoriginal but usually overused

[fallen mason]

English

English is corny

[fallen ridge]

hey everyone

[winter flower]

I don’t get why every other country needs to learn English you know like why is that a universal language? Fr

[fallen mason]

So just unfunny joke or bad taste, right ?

[winter flower]

Any country are going to I’ll find at least one English person

[fallen mason]

Well English used to be everywhere, kinda

Then usa got so strong during ww2

So

[winter flower]

Even Third World countries have people who speak English

[fallen mason]

It's easier to learn ig

[lavish flame]

Air traffic mostly. It's also because us british exported our language to 3/4 of the world

[winter flower]

True better than Arabic learning wise anyway

[fallen mason]

Since English seems to base on french or latin a lot

[winter flower]

Arabic is so hard to learn and my language as well

I’m come from Bangladesh

[lavish flame]

It's actually in the German language family

[fallen mason]

What

[winter flower]

Have you noticed some French words sound like English?

[fallen mason]

I think English took inspiration from French

[plain inlet]

Loan words do exist

[fallen mason]

Partially

[winter flower]

Also, I learned in Africa they made a whole new language where if you make some Nigerian with English, you get some NigeriEnglish

[high hound]

I think thats just called a dialect

[fallen mason]

It's more like slang then isn't it

[winter flower]

Oh

[high hound]

Not really a whole mew language

[winter flower]

But it sounds so much like English, but I don’t understand a single word

[fallen mason]

Poor accent probably

[winter flower]

My head be hurting, bro

[fallen mason]

African have some accent

[high hound]

Same as learning english your whole life then going to uni in Liverpool

[plain inlet]

Its not just an accent

[high hound]

Still english but you wont understand shit

[winter flower]

lol British people English is a whole different breed

[plain inlet]

But usually words are put into less common combinations

Sometimes mixed with words from their native language

[fallen mason]

Yeah they probably would have bad grammar as well

[fallen mason]

That's just mixing words together

Chinese do that too

[high hound]

But i mean everyone thinks standard correct English is the american one cuz its "so clear" but going with that standard, every other dialect for them is not valid

[chilly mesa]

This isn’t the weekly update i see in #📣┃gta-weekly-news

This stinks

[graceful gate]

No way

It’s a warning about being scammed

Like…

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-4-fallout-nuke-truth-nuke-trvthnvke-gif-4026368109233378466

[fallen mason]

American just a miracle atp

[chilly mesa]

You can easily avoid any scam

[winter flower]

I feel like American English is way more clearer than British and I live in the UK

[chilly mesa]

Just have a brain

And avoid suspicion dms

Easy as clucking bell

[crimson basalt]

What if in gta 6 theres abortion clinics that we can rob for stem cells

[winter flower]

Most people don’t

I’m one of them

[high hound]

But its still a duty to warn people about that scam

[fallen mason]

Yk American have accents too

[graceful gate]

People in this discord don’t have brains + it’s just a nice warning to have

[winter flower]

What accents do Americans have Caucasian?

[graceful gate]

Nothing wrong with it

[crimson basalt]

Nah, british people are faking their accents

[high hound]

Many accents

[chilly mesa]

I know but it sucks to see this issue with scams still ongoing

Despite being so easy to avoid

[fallen mason]

Yk like southern or texas or whatever

[high hound]

Half of them are barely understood

[chilly mesa]

But oh well!

[fallen mason]

Cowboys and shit

[winter flower]

they count as accents?

[plain inlet]

Yes

[winter flower]

I thought that’s just how every section was

[fallen mason]

Yeah everything is accents, even uk people

[plain inlet]

Very stereotypical but yes

[fallen mason]

They got London accent, Manchester, Liverpool, technically all just diff accents

[winter flower]

The way they say shut up the British people is so funny

[fallen mason]

Idfk man

[crimson basalt]

Westerchestershire

[plain inlet]

An accent is just a distinct way a group of people pronounce something

[fallen mason]

Accent is kinda essentially like race

[winter flower]

What do you guys think? Is the clearest accent to understand?

[fallen mason]

It's just way too tell who's who

[plain inlet]

The one you grew up with

[fallen mason]

Hand sign

[crimson basalt]

Accents can be picked up and dropped so not really

[fallen mason]

Or blind words

[winter flower]

For like deaf people?

[fallen mason]

I'll pick you up

Same as fucking culture

[fallen mason]

Or blind ones idk

Well i guess accent is more like culture then

[graceful gate]

Question how do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass

[winter flower]

Not really if you haven’t grown up with English if you start learning later on the accent will be with you forever because your vocal cords are different from English ones or maybe I’m just stupid

[plain inlet]

Like braille??

[fallen ridge]

bruh

[fallen mason]

They don't

[graceful gate]

Do they smell it or what

🤣

[lavish flame]

Blind people use braille. Deaf use sign language

[fallen mason]

Yeah that's what I mean

[winter flower]

Smell?

[fallen ridge]

probably have a bidet

[winter flower]

And Bro, who the fuck wipes people wash man

[plain inlet]

Wipe only is crazy work

[winter flower]

Change topic, please

[graceful gate]

😭😭😭

[winter flower]

Ikr

[graceful gate]

Just use the fingers and eat the shit out of the ass is the strat

🔥🔥🔥

[fallen ridge]

wtf

[plain inlet]

💀

[winter flower]

When you only wipe the crust is crazy bro

One of my friends used to wipe only and then I told him to wipe some peanut butter on his hand then wipe it up some tissue and then smell it

I said, what does it smell like?

He said peanut butter

[long sun]

yo wsp fellas

should i buy supplies for my mc's , bunker and allat or steal?

[winter flower]

You should always buy because stealing takes way too long and you’re getting a return on your investment a huge one

[gloomy warren]

Very valid question right here

Qotd worthy

[plain inlet]

Instinct probably honestly

[winter flower]

Are we dead ass?🫩

[long sun]

alright thanks man cause i forgot i js got back like 4 days ago after like 2 or 1 years off

[plain inlet]

Once you've done something enough times

You know when it's done

[winter flower]

Oh hell no

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

[winter flower]

Yeah, bro, I’m not coming close to you. The smell must be crazy.

[plain inlet]

???

[long sun]

i cant send gifs?

[plain inlet]

Im like saying the possibilities for a blind person

[winter flower]

Nine until 30

[plain inlet]

Like how their other senses get enhanced, maybe they'll know when it's done i dont doubt it's something they can figure out

[winter flower]

Bro, you remind me of that one kid in school who used to take a shit in school

[long sun]

dayum

[plain inlet]

Hell nah

School toilets suck ass

[winter flower]

Until you level 30

[winter flower]

Oh God, I’ll hold it until I get home

If you take a shit in school, bro, you’re just gonna catch hands out of nowhere trust me

I still remember the time My Friend used to go up into stalls and say who are you taking a shit? You disgusting fuck

[plain inlet]

You're gonna catch an unnamed disease 💀

[winter flower]

Fr

[long sun]

i aint touching them seats ong💀

[winter flower]

One time in my school, I found so much shit on the fucking tiles on the roof, Bro

[long sun]

id rather shit outside atp

[winter flower]

Someone picked it up with their hands and threw on the roof fucking sixth grader

[lavish flame]

Inbetweeners moment

[long sun]

forgot i cant send gifs...

[winter flower]

You can do stickers

[long sun]

appreciate u

tryna save up for the new mansions

[winter flower]

I already brought one

[long sun]

which one should i get'

atm i got 8mil

been grinding frfr

even though ion remmber how i used to make bank like 2 years ago

[winter flower]

To be honest, it’s up to personal preference if you wanna be like Devon Weston get the one next to Fort Zando if you wanna be like Miguel Madrazo get the one in the middle if you wanna be a celebrity get the one in Vinewood

[lavish flame]

They cost upto 20m

[winter flower]

Unless he does the missions or wait, he can’t it’s too late, isn’t it?

[long sun]

i was thinking about richman or wtv its called or vinewood

[winter flower]

Richman is a really good view

[long sun]

exactly

[lavish flame]

He has 3 weeks ish to do the discount missions

[long sun]

also really close to my nightclub office and allat

[winter flower]

Do the three missions and get the 2 million discount

[long sun]

so ima prolly get richmond

[long sun]

i think they gone

[winter flower]

Okay then, get that

[winter flower]

They should be like pillars yellow pillars on the map sometimes they appear sometimes they don’t just look for them

[winter flower]

Actually, scratch that maybe it’s gone

[graceful gate]

See the mods values my question means I’m clever

[long sun]

yeee i think they dipped

LOLL

[graceful gate]

Do it for the qotd then

[winter flower]

Man sybau

[graceful gate]

No

You

[winter flower]

you like one of those kids teachers pets who get really excited when they get picked

[long sun]

i did do the clucking bell in time

as host and prospect

[winter flower]

Bro, how many businesses do you have?

With my nightclub, I make like 6 million a week

[long sun]

shhh ion know

alot

[winter flower]

And my hanger add another 4 million

[long sun]

js dont remmber how to them right

[winter flower]

I make 9 million a week

[long sun]

ngl i have a hangar but ion know how to do it

dont even think i tried

[winter flower]

Just do the first top two

Go back-and-forth on those ones get 25 each

And then sell them interdependently

[long sun]

ill figure it out LOL

js sold my stuff at my nightclub tho

1.4mil for it

🙌🙌🙌'

[fallen mason]

Buddy lost some money

[long sun]

how so?

[errant canopy]

i have 7mil, what can i do to gain more money

[fallen mason]

What do you assign your workers to

[errant canopy]

in a short period amount of time

[fallen mason]

Cayo casino

[long sun]

ima go check rq

[errant canopy]

set ups take too long

[fallen mason]

In 2400 hours you'll get close to a billion prob

[fallen mason]

Skill issue

[errant canopy]

waht about the passive shit

[fallen mason]

Not as good

[errant canopy]

and isnt there a long ass cool down now

for cayo

[fallen mason]

You said short period of time

[errant canopy]

i used to be able to hit that shit like every 15 minutes

[fallen mason]

Only for solo

[errant canopy]

i dont have friends that play gta

is that a skill issue as well

[fallen mason]

Every fucking time

[fallen mason]

Yes

[errant canopy]

lmao

[fallen mason]

Every time they say they don't have friends

Use lfg

It doesn't have to be a friend you know

[errant canopy]

i dont want friends tho i want the money all to myself

[long sun]

sporting goods, cargo and shipments, south american imports, phameceutial research, organic produce,

[fallen mason]

Then don't make friends

[errant canopy]

what about the mansion what does that do

[fallen mason]

That's fine then

[plain inlet]

I mean if you want to take longer to make money sure

[fallen mason]

Forgot weed double

[long sun]

then wdym i lost some money tho

[fallen mason]

Nothing

[plain inlet]

But being real here friends is a very fast way to make income

[fallen mason]

I thought you sell full stock

[long sun]

bro it takes agesssssss

to fill that thing up

[fallen mason]

And bunch of people "solo"

[long sun]

i solo

most of the time

[fallen mason]

To a point they shut down interaction with others despite it's beneficial

[fallen mason]

Do you solo cayo

[long sun]

now that you say it i havent done that in like 1-2 years since i js got back 4 days ago

[long sun]

but yh i used to

[fallen mason]

[errant canopy]

so best and fastest way to make money is cayo with friends?

[fallen mason]

Then you're bad solo

[fallen mason]

Not necessarily with friends

[long sun]

how so

[fallen mason]

You could find anyone in lfg and do it but at least you'll need duo to do it

[long sun]

mostly i used to duo it

[fallen mason]

Solo cayo is a mistake

Solo cayo post nerf is a mistake

More precisely saying

[long sun]

well if plp didnt have time u kinda js needa do it

[fallen mason]

Didn't have time what

[long sun]

plp work man

[robust berry]

Fr?

[fallen mason]

So ?

Duo cayo takes less time

[errant canopy]

so i can do it solo

[fallen mason]

Shouldn't

[plain inlet]

He's saying not a friend just someone else

[long sun]

well ig so

[fallen mason]

If you want to max profit

[fallen mason]

And they could message people on the way home from work if they aren't driving

It's easily solvable

[robust berry]

I think it would take longer find someone with one braincell to do cayo

[fallen mason]

You just need to work around

[long sun]

not everybody plays everday man not me either

[fallen mason]

It's not hard if you have enough to spare or have friend

[fallen mason]

Don't think that's a problem

Like

[robust berry]

Maybe

[long sun]

ts was like 1-2 years ago so idk why its a problem?

[fallen mason]

Isn't that exactly why you should do shit fast and make things done quickly and correctly

[robust berry]

But i also never do it duo so idk the routes

[fallen mason]

You never duo cayo

What the fuck

[abstract jolt]

Fried chicken grape juice

[robust berry]

Like i did it a few times in the past

But i barely remember

Just get keycards then open the rooms i guess

[fallen mason]

[robust berry]

But i still dont know what gaurds to kill n stuff

[pliant oak]

Someone wanne do clucking bell with me as bodyguard?

[fallen mason]

To what I know, solo route is built on top of duo route

[fallen mason]

Use lfg

[robust berry]

But you dont do compound rooms in solo-

You just go straight to vault so its diffrent

Duo route is all in the compound

[pliant oak]

Lfg?

[fallen mason]

Not too much

[robust berry]

What else do you do in duo outside the compound except escape-

[upper fractal]

Hey @pliant oak, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
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#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#1345458996848365618
Click Here for LFG info

[fallen mason]

Let's say duo is sewage then middle twin guard then 2 other then jug then room
Then main then escape

[pliant oak]

Thanks

[fallen mason]

Get this ?

[robust berry]

Ahuh ahuh

[fallen mason]

Solo is secondary outside then sewage or front gate then kill guards which should include jug since you then don't need to avoid him

Solo route doesn't include keycard warehouse, true. But if I were to do it, I'd enter from sewage and first five guard I kill are same

Solo is also more risky since you're exposed longer

[robust berry]

I dont kill jug in solo

[fallen mason]

Gay

[robust berry]

I just run past everyone until i reach the 3, the 2 at the bottom of the office and the one at the stairs

Only one's i kill in the compound

[winter flower]

Yo guys, how much is the bonus payments for the new clock in Bell farm raid?

[fallen mason]

[fallen mason]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news

[robust berry]

Fuck's funny

Literally dont need to kill any more

[fallen mason]

Nonr kill route is pussy

[winter flower]

Yeah, I’m not finding anything

[robust berry]

I said 3 kills

[winter flower]

Just tell me Man is it 500 K or 250 K

[robust berry]

And 3 more at the airstrip

[fallen mason]

Don't you avoid jug

[robust berry]

Ahuh

[fallen mason]

500k

[robust berry]

Its literally useless to kill him

[winter flower]

Is it a one time bonus or I can get it every time I finish it so 1 million every time?

If so, holy fuck

[robust berry]

One time bonus

[graceful gate]

1 time

[winter flower]

For fuck’s sake

[robust berry]

500k for hosting and 500k for being an associate

[fallen mason]

One time

It's written clearly

[robust berry]

And didnt they already give the reward

[winter flower]

Yeah, when it first came out

[untold juniper]

Sup

[winter flower]

But why is there one time though?

It should be like for the whole week you get 1 million like with the agency you get 2 million

With the double bonus

[fallen mason]

It's bonus not boost

Or double event

It's one time bonus

[winter flower]

That’s so shit

[untold juniper]

What is the best way of making money besides cayo

[fallen mason]

Then don't do it

[fallen mason]

Casino

[analog minnow]

I didn't get mine tho

[untold juniper]

I'll take it

Thanks

[winter flower]

I’m still I’m do it but is so shit

[graceful gate]

It takes up to 72 hours mine took a while to receive

[fallen mason]

72 hours within

[fallen mason]

Don't complain lol

It could definitely be worse

Just fucking accept

[analog minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-2286608666183060999

[robust berry]

Lmao

[analog minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

[graceful gate]

Real

[winter flower]

NO

[winter flower]

NO

I

WLL

[robust berry]

They always did this stuff dawg

[winter flower]

NOT

[fallen mason]

You can't change anything anyways

[robust berry]

One time bonuses

[fallen mason]

That's why I can play this game for this long

My mindset is superior

[winter flower]

Unless you force them to😈

[fallen mason]

Like you can

[robust berry]

Maybe you're just lifeless

[winter flower]

Lmaoo

[fallen mason]

Doesn't change the fact that I have a better mindset

[fallen mason]

I also figured out most shit myself

Which is why I'm superior

I do my own research

I do maths myself

I find solutions

[thorn pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094

[fallen mason]

I do have times where I don't like how the game is but I don't spend the time only complaining

[fallen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/elcen-simba-embed-perms-ember-perms-flex-edel-gif-21389394

[analog minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stronger-smarter-better-gif-27330950

[thorn pulsar]

Man you stink bro

[analog minnow]

Diddyblud on some homelander

[robust berry]

Ong

[fallen mason]

Fr

[robust berry]

Bro keeps gloating

[fallen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[analog minnow]

I can't believe I said these words

I feel ashamed of myself

[robust berry]

Ong😭

[thorn pulsar]

Coming from a discord mod

[fallen mason]

I ain't a mod

Fucking read

[robust berry]

💀

[thorn pulsar]

A moderater actually🤓

[fallen mason]

Neither

[analog minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-spider-man-tobey-maguire-spider-man-venom-symbiotic-spiderman-peter-parker-spider-man-getting-rid-of-venom-gif-18358021594227010941

[robust berry]

He's not staff dumbahh

[thorn pulsar]

Ikik

[graceful gate]

Ok

[analog minnow]

He's got too many "ops" or "opps" whatever atp to be a mod

[robust berry]

Yeah 100%

[robust berry]

Real

[analog minnow]

He'd just go around banning dudes

[robust berry]

He could be a special mod

[analog minnow]

[robust berry]

He already has the special part

[analog minnow]

[winter flower]

So PS5 who wants to do criminal mastermind for doomsday??

Or not

Nvm

[robust berry]

https://tenor.com/view/stressed-gif-7048057395502071840

LFG

[winter flower]

I said never mind

[robust berry]

[frigid zenith]

Anyone notice that videos r getting significantly less views

Youtube vids

[olive plaza]

Not really

Some people just fall off

[runic sphinx]

If anyone can help me get the gooch outfit I’ll give them a modded car

[proven gulch]

yt blocks views if they detect an adblock now
it's why counts have crashed for many channels

[frigid zenith]

Next time u watch a vid look at the view count

[frigid zenith]

In youtube shorts alot of vids have like 100k likes and 50 comments and the comments r saying that the bots servers got nuked

[proven gulch]

bots too, but this is also significantly about adblocking yt apps and plugins

[frigid zenith]

Ohh

But the view counts are significantly lower

[proven gulch]

exactly

[frigid zenith]

Like for example playstaion grenade

He has 11k views in 4 hrs

Last vid got 200k views

Or 400k

I forgor

Thats like woah

[proven gulch]

well now a lot of bots and ppl watching with adblockers directly affects the channel in terms of the viewcount not going up
who are we talking about anyway

[sour holly]

im a bad man

[echo peak]

Ur a bad man Arthur morgan

[slim ingot]

Is gta snowing for u guys or nah

[graceful gate]

No

The snow dosnt get here yet

[signal heron]

It's shows for some people

PC players that is

[graceful gate]

??

I’m on pc and don’t got snow

[signal heron]

Some

People

[graceful gate]

I mean that’s wrong tho

[signal heron]

A handful of people

It shouldn't appear until the 23rd

Yeah

But I seen some people that has snow already

Probably by using director mode or something

[proven gulch]

it's not real christmas snow
you can glitch in the snow itself but not the weather

its like modder snow back when they could change lobby weather
not convincing

[fallen mason]

Or just use a mission to get snow

Customized mission

[feral flint]

My mate is the laziest guy ever

Bro can’t be arsed to set up a cluckin bell 🥀🥀

[fallen mason]

He's not the only one

[robust berry]

What does he do then

[robust berry]

Arent they going to release it soon anyway

[feral flint]

He’s playing f1 23 on his own 💔💔

[proven gulch]

as evidenced by the neverending stream of "anyone tryna do [insert heist here]" wannabe freeloaders in the official server he's definitely not unique

[robust berry]

Oh i meant in gta🥀

[next sinew]

Im lowkey a genius
When u use a website thats a bit suspicious log in using a fake password
It dosent know what ur real password is so if it works you know its a phishing website

[feral flint]

He’s done 3 of the setups and can’t be arsed to do the last 2

[robust berry]

Ahuh

Is this where you say "anyone down to do the last 2 cluckin bell setups"

[long sun]

should u sell to the dealers?

never done it

idk if i should

[robust berry]

Probably not

[next sinew]

Always

[proven gulch]

yeah but it's only for a week

[next sinew]

They pay more

[robust berry]

How?

They pay less fym

[long sun]

alright thx man

[feral flint]

No like I set mine up and needed him to do his lmao

[next sinew]

The game programed them to pay more and literally says that everytime you approach one

[feral flint]

Thought I’d share 🫡

[robust berry]

Good😭

[next sinew]

I always get atleast 100k selling to dealers

[proven gulch]

one positive thing is that the security upgrade now means i can freely do stash houses and sell to street dealers at my own leisure instead of just dumping them as soon as the businesses produce as i used to

[lavish flame]

Okay. That's now 3 times I've had the gooch

[indigo herald]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[nova halo]

Anyone got a good full public lobby where i can sell?

PS4^

[long sun]

is document forgery office worth it?

and should i buy upgrades for it

[cosmic patio]

Whats a gooch

[graceful gate]

💀

yes

[lavish flame]

It's a Christmas event

[graceful gate]

buy it now!!

[long sun]

i got i js dont know if it was worth it

it*

i got back like 4 days ago

[graceful gate]

😭

[long sun]

after 1-2 years off

[graceful gate]

oh no...

[copper sinew]

it's not..

[long sun]

should i js take it down

[graceful gate]

it's very shit

[long sun]

or keep it

[indigo herald]

It’s great

[long sun]

for nightclub

[indigo herald]

Such a good business

[graceful gate]

😭

[long sun]

its ass i understand that now

LOLL

should i js shut it down

[copper sinew]

I use it if anything in the nightclub fills up and I want to get more.. but it's barely worth that.

[long sun]

or keep it for nightclub

[long sun]

so js dont get any product for it

or upgrades

right?

[copper sinew]

yea, not worth your time..

[long sun]

alright man

thx

alot

[copper sinew]

Unless you really want it for the exp

[long sun]

hell nah

f that sh😭🤣

[cosmic patio]

Interesting

[swift laurel]

where do you claim vip gold luxury thing

[cosmic patio]

What game

[swift laurel]

GTA, says final chance to claim gold vip tier rewards in weekly news what is it and how do i get it

[granite mural]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-big-snake-primal-survivor5-careful-handling-a-snake-river-gif-19052030

[robust berry]

MaaaAaaAaaaAaan wtf are these free games

I might be better off not claiming them🥀

@jagged wraith test that game for me

[languid hearth]

hey, can you use the scramjet in the dr dre contracts?

[jagged wraith]

No u

[formal portal]

pc players with cool outfits dm me

[proven gulch]

If you don’t know then you don’t have it so you can’t claim it
It was only active until the dlc was released

[swift laurel]

ooh

[swift laurel]

thx didnt know

[neat aurora]

hey i haven’t played gta in almost a year and now im completely lost on everything does anyone know any tips of how i can make money fast or buy any businesses to help?

[cosmic patio]

Shark cards

[signal heron]

You can't

It's meant for those who has the discount already

[wanton hull]

listen dude, you're not missing much at all

the game is exactly the same, aside from mansions, as it was a year ago

[neat aurora]

so just basically same as usual run ur business cayprico hiest and that’s it?

[signal heron]

Yeah

Unless you wanna rob convenient stores

Look for big Ben in those cash registers

[lavish flame]

Before businesses that's what I did in the old days

[signal heron]

The glory days 🗣️

[wanton hull]

yes

[karmic wadi]

Anybody up for helping me on the cluckin Bell farm Ride hit and run and concealed weapons disorganized crime and then saying of the crime

Scene of the crime

[violet geyser]

Whare do i buy a warehouse to store special cargo?

[olive plaza]

Idk what u mean

[karmic wadi]

Go to your CEO office and then go to your computer and then you should be able to buy a warehouse from there TGG always says that's where you go to buy everything

[violet geyser]

Bet

How long does it usually take to full a large warehouse with special cargo?

[karmic wadi]

Is the overtime rumble four times money as long as I'm a GTA plus member for the next 3 weeks

[wanton hull]

if the smallest, it can take hours
if it's the biggest, it can take days

[tame shuttle]

Guhs does frozen money glitch still work

[violet geyser]

Days of playing or days of afk?😭

[wanton hull]

of playing

[tired egret]

Coveted and Rooftop Rumble

[cosmic patio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/942526500056490044/SPOILER_image0.gif

[signal heron]

What

[cosmic patio]

What

[signal heron]

What

[elfin lance]

of playing

its an active business

so u have to do the work for that

and honestly theres better and more entertaining ways to make money

[indigo herald]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-cooking-hold-up-gif-5382607284931131048

[olive plaza]

Where tf did it go

[signal heron]

It went to go steal your pictures

[olive plaza]

What picture

[signal heron]

Tomato can soup

[jagged wraith]

of us

[lusty atlas]

hi

[jagged wraith]

hii

[plain inlet]

bye

[rain root]

18.7m maxed mansion 😭

“surely my 17m stash is enough to buy the nicest mansion for the new update…”

nah

[narrow falcon]

You werent prepared brochacho
Should have got 75m prepared like me
Spent 40m in two days

[lusty atlas]

Oh

[tropic violet]

Christ

How

[narrow falcon]

Ballin

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-meg-griffin-balling-ballin-gif-1410079595024435053

[tropic violet]

Fairs

I'm finally back home so I can do some grinding

[narrow falcon]

I mean i earned 5 mill just yesterday

[tropic violet]

Damn

[narrow falcon]

Nightclub, acid, cluckin bell, safe money

[tropic violet]

I sold my weed and got 850k

[narrow falcon]

Is it double money

Or double speed or what

I forget

[tropic violet]

This week yeah

[narrow falcon]

Did you sell in private or public

[tropic violet]

Private

[narrow falcon]

I'll do that now

All my mc is full

[tropic violet]

I had to drive that truck and I kept getting high 😭

No wonder they gave me 45 mins to do it

[violet geyser]

Why when i try to buy high roller penthouse or gamble it says "this feature is not available for you"

[narrow falcon]

Maybe region locked?

[tropic violet]

No clue if I'm being honest

[violet geyser]

My ps account is usa acc
Bought the game with us ps gift card. How?

[prisma scarab]

Yes a good possibility, certain regions makes the casino completely unusable

[violet geyser]

Can they tell my region even if my ps acc located in usa?

[narrow falcon]

Idk was just checking if you were from a banned country

[narrow falcon]

Wait where are you

[prisma scarab]

Probably using your ip

[violet geyser]

Saudi

[violet geyser]

Damn