💬┃gorilla-chat

[prisma scarab]

You joined 2022

[velvet forum]

early 2021

oh wait no

i was looking at the wrong thing

early 2022

let me check how old i was then

[prisma scarab]

The other one is when you first joined discord

You joined 2021

But joined this server in 2022

[velvet forum]

i was in year 8 when i joined

like barely

and i didn't start talkin until like 2024

and now i'm in college

doing my A levels

[prisma scarab]

But anyway

7/10 Roblox fit, 8/10 because you defend it

[velvet forum]

did u find my roblox or are you just guessing

[prisma scarab]

Classic, cool, simple, just looks a little to me (and not like “retro slop” old)

[velvet forum]

oh my god

tbf i wouldn't wear that

i do have purple hair though

i need to buy robux

[graceful gate]

Totally is not linked to your discord account

💀

[prisma scarab]

Your wearing it rn (unless this is an old account)

[velvet forum]

no i mean irl

i do wear that in roblox

that is my active roblox account

i want christmas miku in fortnite

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-cat-cat-boom-pawsomepetpix-boomcat-b00mcat-gif-6251323070895281803

[velvet forum]

someone gift me 200 v bucks

[graceful gate]

No

[velvet forum]

me too lil bro

i've got like 83p

i'm british like that

[prisma scarab]

Charge yo phone

[graceful gate]

I need to

But I cba to move

[velvet forum]

i'm on 17%

[prisma scarab]

Charge y’all’s phone

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cowboy-cat-gif-16827130641784389884

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-there's-a-bomb-strapped-to-my-chest-spongebob-it's-gonna-explode-in-three-seconds-unless-you-take-a-bath-please-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11647801911097659664

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-exploding-black-cat-cute-cute-cat-gif-11526660326797842323

[harsh imp]

Omg do you have overdraft protection 💀

[prisma scarab]

I don’t get fees for using overdraft

[harsh imp]

Ohh good

[olive plaza]

What is overdraft

[harsh imp]

Go play roblox kid

https://tenor.com/view/shooo-sylvie-grateau-emily-in-paris-go-away-scram-gif-13426011181661632997

[prisma scarab]

Probably because they know I can pay it back, they trust me with over 1250 of borrowing power

[olive plaza]

I’m not a kid

[harsh imp]

Suuureeeee

[olive plaza]

What is overdraft

[prisma scarab]

Using money you don’t have

[harsh imp]

Taking out more money than you have in your account

[cosmic patio]

money glitch irl

[prisma scarab]

Basically, bank covers you, but you gotta pay it back when can or get charged fees

Tax free money usage

[olive plaza]

So basically just a fucking credit card

[harsh imp]

Kinda

[prisma scarab]

But without fees

[harsh imp]

It's to help the transaction go through if you are short on some money

[prisma scarab]

A credit card that doesn’t affect your credit

[harsh imp]

They have limits to how much overdraft u can have

[prisma scarab]

I have like a 150 limit on overdraft

[pearl coyote]

can someone help me sell my bunker in a pub

[prisma scarab]

Best place to ask is in the lfg (ps5, you are on ps5 right?)

[pearl coyote]

i have asked just wanted to ask here aswell so more people see it

yep i’m on ps5

[prisma scarab]

Just saying you kinda have better odds there

[pearl coyote]

oh

[prisma scarab]

But also the server a little quiet right now so might take a minute

[pearl coyote]

yeah not a lot of people tbf

[cerulean hawk]

Anyone wanna play cayo before i go to sleep rq i got 3 gold and tequila

[prisma scarab]

No but do you know what time it is?

[cerulean hawk]

pulls out tape recorder

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-street-cat-demiaowa-john-cat-funny-gif-2232456691526288034

[cerulean hawk]

bro lowkniely ive been in the kosatka for so long that pavel started tweaking

He saying beeping as always n shi

And that he got so used to it that he cant even smell it

[prisma scarab]

Woah

[near patrol]

I didn't get it

[fringe trench]

anyone wanna do missions with me

[lavish musk]

But why do it to begin with

[harsh imp]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-gif-13478189941976025579

[lavish musk]

uh hi

whoever that may be

[harsh imp]

your mom

[lavish musk]

I didn't know reincarnation was possible

[harsh imp]

💀

[lavish musk]

[near patrol]

Tbf I haven't played the game in months

Maybe 2

Or 3

[harsh imp]

Have fun

[near patrol]

[lavish musk]

So that explains why you were suddenly feeling good

Keep it up

[near patrol]

Don't make me install it

[harsh imp]

<3

so there is a new decal with lipstick marks in Li faces

[near patrol]

Oh wow

[harsh imp]

but its a reward for pulling calebs new card

[near patrol]

Oh

[harsh imp]

i found a lipstick with the same shade

👀

[near patrol]

I haven't kept myself updated with the updates

Which one is it rn?

The caleb one?

[harsh imp]

yes

[near patrol]

[harsh imp]

caleb solo now

[near patrol]

Buy it

[harsh imp]

yess

[near patrol]

Oh okay

[near patrol]

Send me the shade

[harsh imp]

mac Lustreglass Sheer-Shine Lipstick
shade: spice it up

or

elf O FACE Satin Lipstick
shade: own it

im cheap so ill probably buy elf lol

[small needle]

Why is your new pfp scary

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

Perfect

[sturdy falcon]

Can a mod send me a dm plz

[lusty atlas]

open a ticket if you have an issue

[lusty atlas]

is that a mini atx

why does it looks so small lol

[wanton hull]

Full atx

The angle of the picture

[floral gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/lottomeme-gif-13404172543638255078

😪😪😪

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[floral gazelle]

🤣🤣🤣

https://tenor.com/view/look-away-simpson-bashful-embarrassed-marge-gif-1191583262637258997

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-hiding-embarrassed-bush-gif-6287489991893889017

Omfg

This is bullshit i can't post nothing

https://tenor.com/view/embarrassing-embarrassed-so-embarrassed-im-embarrassed-awkward-gif-14347143623929531796

[graceful gate]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[wanton hull]

you "can't" post "nothing"

do you realize those cancel each other out

do you know how the fucking english language works

[floral gazelle]

I didn't know that Mr professor Minecraft dude

[south fossil]

🤣🤣

[wanton hull]

what does minecraft have to do with anything

[floral gazelle]

Alot

[wanton hull]

my role?

[floral gazelle]

Alot

I mean look at yo pfp you dont even gotta show me wat you look like it says it all

[wanton hull]

ok

i don't really care

[south fossil]

Bro collecting all the roles

[floral gazelle]

🤣🤣🤣

[wanton hull]

how i look has nothing to do with anything broski

[floral gazelle]

His life depends on discord roles and Minecraft pickaxes

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[wanton hull]

nah that's @lusty atlas

[south fossil]

Yes TGG please let me give you my life savings for a Minecraft role

[floral gazelle]

Pls I beg you pls

[wanton hull]

the role was free

i think i won it in an event that was being held

[south fossil]

Well bent

[floral gazelle]

🤣🤣

This guy

[wanton hull]

what do you mean by that

[south fossil]

Means Well gay I speak the kings English

[signal heron]

What

[south fossil]

Bro use some reading comprehension I beg

[signal heron]

[south fossil]

All I’m tryna do is run act 2 Xbox LFG is dead

[signal heron]

So then be patient

[floral gazelle]

Go look at doctor ray in the media channel

[lusty atlas]

its from idle miner actually

[wanton hull]

idk what that means

[lusty atlas]

oh

[wanton hull]

i didn't get it from idle miner i don't think

[lusty atlas]

the bot

[south fossil]

Dm it to me bro

[lusty atlas]

@potent crane

that guy

[wanton hull]

honestly i've maybe used that bot once in my life

[lusty atlas]

maybe you won it

idk either

[wanton hull]

im sure i did

[floral gazelle]

@south fossil did you see the picture 🤣🤣

[south fossil]

Ahahaha yh man

[floral gazelle]

🤣🤣

[wind elm]

Is anyone on ps5 here?

[south fossil]

Nah bro I’ve got an Xbox 👍

[wind elm]

I’m tryna do the new arena workshop dupe but ion got anyone to spectate

[wanton hull]

i own a ps5 with gta online but i don't play it

[wind elm]

Damn

[south fossil]

Fuck all that man B2B is the worst ill do

[wanton hull]

if psn became free sure i'd play it more

[south fossil]

Got traumatised in like 2018 had my account wiped

[wind elm]

Oh damn😭

[south fossil]

Whenever that garage dupe was going on

Yknow the one next to LSC near the garment factory

[wind elm]

Ion remember. I js got back on gta online recently after like a year break

[south fossil]

Yeah fairs man there’s fuck all to do really when you have everything

[wanton hull]

can't say you missed a whole lot of content ngl

[south fossil]

Yh fr

[wanton hull]

i mean mansions but that just came out

[south fossil]

Dogshit icl

I’m already bored

Literally rn just chilling in mine by the fire pit im bored of it

[wind elm]

I mostly came back for the mansions and the missions that came with it.

[cosmic palm]

Can someone run b2b cayos with me I want the mansion very bad

[south fossil]

Bro there’s 6 missions and they ain’t the greatest standard gta go here shoot people bring something back

[wanton hull]

we don't do b2b here

[south fossil]

Michaels in it for a whole 30 seconds

[cosmic palm]

Then who does

[wanton hull]

idk

[south fossil]

I do fuck knows what he’s talking about

[fallen mason]

Yo

[south fossil]

That’s what I’m looking for

[south fossil]

B2b is Against the rules but duping issis ain’t

Makes sense

[wanton hull]

says who

[south fossil]

Him apparently

[lusty atlas]

money glitches are against the rules

[wanton hull]

that most definitely is against the rules

[lusty atlas]

that includes replay glitch and issis

[south fossil]

Why is there like 20 LFG with merge and dupe helping then

[lusty atlas]

shut up greentip

[lusty atlas]

idk

[small needle]

Hard to moderate every corner of the discord

[wind elm]

Make it make sense fr

[south fossil]

Init

[fallen mason]

Duping is still classed as money glitch, no ?

[lusty atlas]

youre welcome to report them in a ticket if you really want

[south fossil]

Yh not saying it ain’t but surely that’s worse than a heist replay

[fallen mason]

Then report it lol

Open ticket ain't that hard

[south fossil]

And my point was why are those posts up

[small needle]

Why are you arguing semantics it’s like against the rules anyways

[wanton hull]

where

[south fossil]

Nah I ain’t a grass

[fallen mason]

[signal heron]

So then why complain

[south fossil]

I’m just tryna make money

[fallen mason]

Then shut up about it

Make it the right way

[wanton hull]

oh brother

[signal heron]

What he said

[south fossil]

Bro I’m literally looking for someone to run heists with I could care less tbf

[fallen mason]

I've been making money legitimately and I have no problem with getting rich

[south fossil]

Want a medal it’s a game

[fallen mason]

[signal heron]

[fallen mason]

It's always "it's a game"

Yeah how about you quit it then

[south fossil]

Well what is it then ?

[small needle]

Why do he gotta quit it

That’s not fair

[south fossil]

Is it not a game to you ?

[fallen mason]

How about you don't make money instead

[small needle]

He can play the game how he wants and you play how you want

[south fossil]

Fr fun police over here

[fallen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[wind elm]

Buddy do you want a cookie for playing by the rules.

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[south fossil]

I’m sayinnnn

[wind elm]

Like glitches have been in the game since day 1

[small needle]

I mean I’m not wrong man

[fallen mason]

Wrong reply

[signal heron]

Can't believe there's people like this

[wanton hull]

irrelevant. they're not allowed here

[fallen mason]

Just because people do the wrong thing doesn't mean you should follow

[wanton hull]

simple as that

[fallen mason]

The crowd doesn't always go to the right direction

There are criminals out there why don't you go commit crimes

[south fossil]

Init nah you’ve gotta play the game properly how rockstar intended you’ve gotta waste 2 hours setting up a heist for 1.5 mill

[fallen mason]

I don't waste 2 hours

[signal heron]

You too slow

[fallen mason]

It takes less than an hour to set up casino which pays about 1.8 on average

[signal heron]

You're probably not even doing it right

[south fossil]

Bro the games about committing crimes and your scared to do a glitch

[signal heron]

Scared?

[south fossil]

Bro I don’t smash it out it’s called having fun

[fallen mason]

Even Lester draws a line

[fallen mason]

So you think it's fun to have billions day one ? More fun than learning and progressing through

Why didn't you just go play Minecraft creative mode then

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

for your own good, stop talking

[south fossil]

I’ve played since 2017 bro had 3 accounts all level 250 I’ve done everything

[fallen mason]

250

[signal heron]

That's crazy

[south fossil]

Or what

[signal heron]

Your just making problems

[fallen mason]

Let me guess, 2 were banned ?

[wanton hull]

you look like a dumbass

[near patrol]

[analog minnow]

[wind elm]

[fallen mason]

Played since 2017 any defending the people who ruining this game

[south fossil]

1 was for the LSC garage glitch years ago I lost my other one switching to Xbox

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

No glitch talk

Go read the rules ty

[fallen mason]

Hey aly

[near patrol]

Hi

[fallen mason]

She/her

The fuck

[wanton hull]

that's what we're trying to tell him

[fallen mason]

Why you catfishing now

[lusty atlas]

gng offended over some pronouns

[near patrol]

Did you just realise?

[fallen mason]

Yeah

[south fossil]

Yeah I get the message I just didn’t like how you lot were wording it got no issue

[fallen mason]

Am I supposed to know day one

[south fossil]

Just wondering why

[near patrol]

We don't care as long as you ain't promoting glitches here

[fallen mason]

Not really offended, personally I'm not really a misogynist but I do have certain degree of resentment due to past trauma, probably

[near patrol]

I thought it was obvious 😭

[wanton hull]

my man, we don't allow talk of ANY glitches here, irregardless of which one specifically. stop being a dumbass and just follow the fuckin rules

[fallen mason]

As if I can sense gender over text dufe

[near patrol]

😭

[fallen mason]

Am I Charles Xavier

[lusty atlas]

not reading allat ngl

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

I genuinely thought u knew

Oh well

[fallen mason]

Yeah I do I'm just joking

[lusty atlas]

I want shawarema

[near patrol]

No I ain't catfishing

Dummy

[fallen mason]

Too bad

[near patrol]

Me too

[fallen mason]

Do you mean you want to be part of it

[lusty atlas]

I love osmows

zeally do you have osmows over there

[near patrol]

Never heard of it

[near patrol]

Nope

Not in my city we don't

[lusty atlas]

mannn

what shawarma do you guys have

[near patrol]

Have you heard of shawarma kiosk?

Apparently they're good

[lusty atlas]

a what

[near patrol]

But sketchy

[lusty atlas]

ive heard of a cake vending machine

is that close

[near patrol]

A place that makes shawarmas

[near patrol]

Nope

[lusty atlas]

oh

[near patrol]

Pig

[lusty atlas]

yes

[near patrol]

Shawarma kiosk is a roblox game 😭

[lusty atlas]

nah what

[near patrol]

😭 😭

[lusty atlas]

is it a tycoon

[wind elm]

Y’all fw gyro’s

[near patrol]

No

More of a horror game

[lusty atlas]

yes I just love meat wrapped in stuff in general

[lusty atlas]

do you like horror games

[near patrol]

You basically run a shawarma stand and sometimes you get sketchy customers who you shouldn't serve

[near patrol]

Yeah

[fallen mason]

Are you American

[near patrol]

And my sister wanted to play it

[near patrol]

Never heard of that

[lusty atlas]

wait I feel like ive sdeen that on instagram reels

[wind elm]

I am American

Why?

[fallen mason]

I think there's a few similar ones

[fallen mason]

Why do you people say "yall"

[near patrol]

It's getting popular so you probably have

[fallen mason]

Like it feels like only Americans say that

[wind elm]

Y’all = You all

Or

Just

Southerners say it

[fallen mason]

[lusty atlas]

i cant play horror games I get scared

[fallen mason]

Okay

[near patrol]

I say it too

[fallen mason]

I can't handle as well

[near patrol]

I'm not American though

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

Pussy

[fallen mason]

I can help

By giving afmmmsvice

Advice

I'm not on Xbox tho

I can only give advice

[wind elm]

I mean it as “You all” and not in a southern tone/accent

[upper fractal]

Hey @glad escarp, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
Click Here for LFG info

[lusty atlas]

what did we tell you

[fallen mason]

Yeah i saw the message

I get it now

[lusty atlas]

they actually make me jump I hate it

[wind elm]

Yes

[lusty atlas]

adavice like said before: uise the lfgs

[near patrol]

😭 same but I love it

[wind elm]

America is indeed in shambles rn though

[near patrol]

It's lowk fun

[wind elm]

America is practically a gta server atp

[lusty atlas]

its scarryyy

[fallen mason]

Cayo caisno spam makes money fast with some nightclub and acid lab sales in-between
Use cluckin bell to make money for submarine then do cayo do fubd other stuff

[lusty atlas]

all alone in my room

yelling at a screen

[near patrol]

Lemme bring the bombs

[fallen mason]

So you like the adrenaline spike

[near patrol]

L

[fallen mason]

Is that supposed to be a racist joke or something

[near patrol]

Nah I like the anticipation

[fallen mason]

The what ? What's that

[near patrol]

Waiting for the jumpscare

[lavish flame]

Which ones ??

[near patrol]

no

[fallen mason]

It would be better to watch YouTube videos because most of them have detailed explanations

[fallen mason]

I understand

[near patrol]

Sticky bombs ig

[wind elm]

I’ve just been doing business battles, and sell missions for my MC businesses. Doing the CEO businesses is by far the slowest thing to do so I feel like I wasted my money purchasing them 😭

Filling up crates or vehicles is just a pain

[fallen mason]

Well I spent a period doing it and it's worth earning 20mill with it since my office will then be filled with cash and bunch of goods

[near patrol]

Mc businesses are ass imo

I only have them for the nc

[fallen mason]

I love ass

[near patrol]

Oh okay

[fallen mason]

Yk mc got boosted

[wind elm]

How long does it typically take to fill up a crate warehouse?

[near patrol]

It's weed this week I think

But I cba to grind

[wind elm]

And do you typically buy 1, 2, or 3 crates?

[fallen mason]

Cash and weed will get 35% boost if you have car wash and/or smoke on the water

[lavish flame]

The XP from crate farming is decent, when it's double that's 🤌

[near patrol]

Ah

[fallen mason]

Ig 5 minutes for 3 crates, then 111/3 is roughly 36 ? So 5tines 36 then it'd 180 minutes

Roughly, estimated

Sometimes if could be faster than that tho

Plus you can source two warehouse b2b to skip cd

[fallen mason]

And mansion now gives 24 hours boost to one business of your choice too

[near patrol]

Some missions would take a bit longer so probably just over 3 hrs

[lavish flame]

To add. Use your employees at the warehouse

[fallen mason]

On top of double security eliminate raid completely

[near patrol]

Right

[fallen mason]

Yeah that too

[fallen mason]

Left

[wind elm]

Nah cause how the hell do you source 3 crates in 5 minutes 😭

[near patrol]

Wrong

[fallen mason]

Mk2 fly there

Sometimes it's one car three crate, then it would take less time

Sometimes they aren't too far away

I remember sometimes I was so fast that the cool down of the other Warehouse had not finished yet

[wind elm]

Might have to grind crates fr

[lavish flame]

MK II and terrorbyte make it significantly easier

[wind elm]

I want money scattered In my office tf

[fallen mason]

But max is like only 2.22 without high demand

It's not TOO good but worth the diversity ig

It's just fun to learn and achieve new things

Which is why I don't need money glitch because I'm smart and willing to learn

Other than Cayo and casino, I figured out most by myself by googling and watching YouTube

[wind elm]

I mean I’m tryna fill up my nightclub again. I’ve earned 1.5m on it in the past. I have all businesses minus acid lab.

[fallen mason]

Nightclub fill itself up, you don't need to source for it

[wind elm]

I would do heists but ong my ass is too lazy to do cayo since I haven’t done it in a few years

[fallen mason]

Roughly every 20 hours is best time to sell

[wind elm]

Business battles

[fallen mason]

You could but you don't need to do it

[wind elm]

Business battles are fun plus give it a small boost

[fallen mason]

I love killing people who's on their way back to their nightclub

And then not pick up the cargo

[wind elm]

They help pass the time if other businesses are still filling up

[fallen mason]

I usually do tow or somehow I would have something to do anyways

Another fun activity in GTA online is to hunt blues

[wind elm]

Hunt blues?

[fallen mason]

Cops

[wind elm]

Ohh

[fallen mason]

Filthy creatures

[foggy grove]

[fallen mason]

It's fun to see a cop helicopter explode in game

My khanjali skill is learned from hunting them

Killing helicopter with khanjali is no easy task

It's more like power play since they can't really kill me in a tank

[near patrol]

Yk what's better

[fallen mason]

Having a gf ?

[near patrol]

Running over npcs on the beach with the tank

[fallen mason]

Then you get cops lol

[near patrol]

I don't have one so idk about that

[near patrol]

Even better

[fallen mason]

[fallen mason]

I prefer when they're near a wall or on a ground then I shoot them and blood splash on the surface nearby

Idk if it's realistic but i

Especially like gang members

I also hunt them too

[near patrol]

Shooting them with a minigun and watching their body roll

[fallen mason]

[wanton hull]

i think aly is a non diagnosed psychopath

[near patrol]

Nah

[fallen mason]

Wait tf

https://tenor.com/view/apocalypse-benjammins-demise-deserving-destruction-destroy-gif-10688645292819466807

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/bfh-deagle-deagle-secret-secret-reload-bfh-battlefield-hardline-gif-27094427

[fallen mason]

I think I am

There's something wrong with me on the inside

[near patrol]

I think we all are

[wanton hull]

that checks out actually

[fallen mason]

Wym

[fallen mason]

I'm better

[wanton hull]

nothin

[fallen mason]

[fallen mason]

Don't be shy now

[near patrol]

As in you're less psychopathic? Or more?

[fallen mason]

What's the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977

[near patrol]

I forgot

[fallen mason]

Because I'm thinking I might be a socio path

Or something

[fallen mason]

Well look it up then

[wanton hull]

im sure a lot of people are non diagnosed sociopaths

that one i can understand

[fallen mason]

Or they just finding excuses to be fucking stupid as gtao playerbase

[near patrol]

A psychopath is typically described as colder and more internally wired that way. The idea is that their emotional machinery is underpowered from early development.

A sociopath, in contrast, is usually framed as more environmentally shaped. Trauma, neglect, or chaotic upbringing are emphasized. They’re more impulsive, more volatile, and more likely to form attachments to a few people or groups, even if they treat everyone else badly.

[fallen mason]

I'm a sociapath more than a psychopath

[near patrol]

I'd say I'm more of a sociopath

[fallen mason]

I'm not cold

[near patrol]

Yeah like raycist said

[fallen mason]

I just hate everyone

[near patrol]

Most of us are probably sociopaths

[fallen mason]

And have resentment towards a certain group

[prisma scarab]

I am a catopath

[fallen mason]

It's a spectrum type shit

[near patrol]

Yeah

[fallen mason]

I'm too calculated

To a point I objectify everyone

I evaluate their value to decide if they're worthy of my offering of kindness or respect

[near patrol]

The more professional term is ASPD (Antisocial Personality Disorder)

[fallen mason]

I only know LSPD

And I hate it

[near patrol]

Lmao

[violet geyser]

Is there 2 hsw bansee gts upgrades?

[fallen mason]

Well I'm wounded and crazy

[silver carbon]

Hello guys can I be friend with you cool people

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

Sure

[fallen mason]

Are we cool ?

[near patrol]

Not sure

[fallen mason]

We love running over pedestrian and kill cops in game

[near patrol]

😭

[fallen mason]

Wym

[fallen mason]

And my role icon is sith order

[near patrol]

Isn't that every gtao player though

[silver carbon]

I'm cool are u

[fallen mason]

Some are pvp cunts and amsome afk people

[violet geyser]

Cause i remember upgrading my banshee gts to hsw but now it says banshee gts hsw performance for 1.9mil

[fallen mason]

I'm not that cool

[south fossil]

I’m sayinnnn literally a crime game but you lot hate glitches lesson learned won’t speak about it again

[near patrol]

I used to love 1v1s

[fallen mason]

If you put it in yohr mansion then you might lose hsw upgrade asp

[near patrol]

Oh god you're back with the glitch talk

[fallen mason]

It's a bug

[south fossil]

Nah it’s done

[near patrol]

Did you not learn from your mute

[silver carbon]

So u are warm nah it's k for me

[south fossil]

I’m deading it

[silver carbon]

So what are we talking about here

[fallen mason]

Warm only to those who's worthy of it

[wanton hull]

oh here we go again

[near patrol]

😭

[violet geyser]

Damn that's weird. If i upgrade it again it will double speed or what😭

[south fossil]

Bro anyone else notice the new ford gt is slow af

Fully HSW

Slow

[fallen mason]

No it just go back to what hdw is. Don't put it in your mansion btw

[fallen mason]

It's fast but not quick

There a difference

[south fossil]

Niobe feels faster

[fallen mason]

If you want sth quick, cyclone 2

[fallen mason]

Yeah quicker

[south fossil]

Yeah but it maxes out too fast

[fallen mason]

Acceleration gives an illusion that it's faster

[south fossil]

At like 150

[fallen mason]

Mkv is said to be second fastest

[silver carbon]

I purchased the mansion and it's not worth it man like yeah I get it that speed boost thing but I rarely found myself using it

[fallen mason]

[south fossil]

I need like a happy medium

[wanton hull]

"i may be an idiot but im not stupid" ahh argument

[cyan torrent]

E

[south fossil]

Oh yeah that reminds me I don’t get why you can’t boost the same business over and over again

[fallen mason]

Fast refer to high top speed
Quick is good acceleration

There's a difference

[fallen mason]

CD

[south fossil]

Like wait the cool down then for weapons and it wont let me do it again

[violet geyser]

And you loose your hsw upgrades. Totally worth it

[fallen mason]

One of the most basic concept in gaming history

[south fossil]

I have to pick another

[fallen mason]

It seems to be only under certain circumstances which I have not achieved

[wanton hull]

not sure if you can do the same one back to back

i did my acid boost and checked the next day and it was grayed out

[south fossil]

Yeah that’s what I tried to do with weapons

[fallen mason]

You would have to do 2 at least

[south fossil]

It’s the only one that’s worth doing

[fallen mason]

Can't only use one

Eg acid cash acid cash cycle

Or whatever you do

[south fossil]

The MC business are about as useful as a chocolate bike

[fallen mason]

But it can't be acid acid acid etc

[south fossil]

Acid is quick anyway

[fallen mason]

Not if you have car wash and smoke on water

[silver carbon]

Is this sarcasm or what im not dumb to understand

[south fossil]

Nah I mean the selling part

[fallen mason]

Well

Yeah it's bad

[south fossil]

Always multiple vehicles me and all my mates have had kids we don’t play anymore

[fallen mason]

That's why you make friends

[fallen mason]

You must be a cool uncle

[south fossil]

I’ve only got form now until about 6 until my daughter wakes up

Only time I’ve got to play

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

Jesus you're old

[south fossil]

I’m only 21 😭

[near patrol]

Wtf

😭

Same

[south fossil]

My daughter is 1 seriously don’t have kids

[lavish flame]

Rude. I'm 28

[near patrol]

OLD

[south fossil]

Earrape when you try comfort her

Like bad

[near patrol]

yeah no I hate kids

[south fossil]

But I wouldn’t change it for the world

[wanton hull]

i hope the best for you and your daughter bro, God bless

[south fossil]

Appreciate you man 👊

[lavish flame]

And my body feels like its 50

[near patrol]

Same

[fallen mason]

Jesus fucking Christ

[near patrol]

I already have a few white hairs 😭

Fml

[fallen mason]

Aren't you 19

[south fossil]

Don’t start I can feel my body going downhill already

[fallen mason]

Or whatever you claimed to be

[near patrol]

No

Almost 21

[fallen mason]

You probably 70

Almost

So 25 ?

[near patrol]

What no

21

You idiot

[wanton hull]

before you know it, they're gonna graduate and go off to university and it will suck

[fallen mason]

Rude. Imma report you

[south fossil]

I still feel 16

[near patrol]

Go ahead

Ill deal with your ticket

[fallen mason]

Is that a death threat

[near patrol]

Same

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

No what

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

Dummy

[south fossil]

Yeah I’m already preparing for her got an ISA to Unlock when she’s 18 or if I fall off the roof at my job and die it all goes to her

[fallen mason]

You know, i can't let go of her

[south fossil]

Smoking weed on a park bench with all my mates too changing shitty nappies

Wouldn’t change it tho

[near patrol]

You should

[near patrol]

Avoid drugs around your kid

[south fossil]

We talking about a girl here

Yeah I quit before she was born Dw

[near patrol]

Good

[south fossil]

We talking about a girl

[lusty atlas]

what is UP diggidy dogs

[near patrol]

Ur a kutta

[fallen mason]

Idk if I ever moved in from my first crush which is probably 6 years ago, let alone this ine

[near patrol]

[fallen mason]

I don't quite got your question

[fallen mason]

What would moving on be ?

[wanton hull]

no one ever truly moves on from their first crush

[near patrol]

Focusing on urself

[south fossil]

Coming from a man who thought the same I couldn’t get over my first crush either then I met my Mrs and it’s like meeting your first crush all over again be patient

[lusty atlas]

youre lucky I dont know what that means

[fallen mason]

Yeah I think everyone after is similar to first one in some way

[south fossil]

Hit gym get your money up work on yourself

[near patrol]

Let me help you out. I called you a dog

[south fossil]

Let her find you not the other way round

Don’t look for it and you’ll find the love of your life I promise you

[fallen mason]

I might have then, idk

[fallen mason]

Sounds contradicting doesn't it

[south fossil]

Tell me about it

[near patrol]

Do you still think about your crush often?

[lavish flame]

Well, I'm fucked

[fallen mason]

Latest one yeah

Like every 2 days

Or twice a day

[south fossil]

Just don’t dwell on it be happy

[near patrol]

Then you need to do something about her

[fallen mason]

I'm not 💔 ✌️

[fallen mason]

Yo what

[south fossil]

Happiness and confidence is very attractive

[near patrol]

I mean move on

Think about her a little less

[fallen mason]

And they'll see your face before they see that

[fallen mason]

I try but the train of thoughts goes there so naturally

[near patrol]

Most girls don't give a fuck about your looks

Speaking from experience

[south fossil]

You need a final sign off something symbolic write her name on a rock say goodbye and throw it in a lake your brain will start moving on

Just be funny it’s the ultimate cheat code

[near patrol]

That

[south fossil]

And say it with your chest speak confidently but not arrogantly

[wanton hull]

closure does wonders for the heart

[lavish flame]

This feels like a free therapy session

[south fossil]

I’m sayin

[near patrol]

You're welcome lol

[fallen mason]

I have therapy here several times

[fallen mason]

Very convincing

[near patrol]

Free therapy for everyone

[south fossil]

Therapy only works if you want it to if you already have emotional intelligence it’s useless

[jagged wraith]

@prisma scarab

[prisma scarab]

[fallen mason]

She's only one closest to what I ever wanted. I can't just cut it off

[jagged wraith]

Haii

[prisma scarab]

Haii

[fallen mason]

I think that's what's happening probably

[south fossil]

You have to for your mental health or you’ll be stung on it forever they’ll be a better girl

[near patrol]

All you need to do is be funny, make em laugh and maybe bully them a little but in a flirty kinda way

[fallen mason]

Too much fucking work and different for everyone. It's harder than maths yk

[lusty atlas]

what if im scared to talk to them

[south fossil]

Yeah nothing to hard my Mrs ruthlessly gets made fun of and she does the same to me

[south fossil]

Speak to women like you’d speak to your guy mates they’re no different

[fallen mason]

You know the man created hydrogen bomb or sum

[near patrol]

It's honestly not that much work if you really like her

[south fossil]

Women ain’t a different species

[fallen mason]

Even he can't understand women

[fallen mason]

They're very different

[fallen mason]

I'll get jail time

[fallen mason]

True but the one I like doesn't like me

[south fossil]

Yeah they are but they’re just people and not necessarily just say it with confidence and play it off as a joke

[fallen mason]

I opened up but she didn't

[south fossil]

But they’re limits

[near patrol]

Then don't bother with her. If she's not showing any interest in you, you'll only end up wasting your time and hurting yourself

[jagged wraith]

How's the gaming

[prisma scarab]

Just started

[jagged wraith]

nice

im on my bed so I aint gettin up

[south fossil]

That 100% why waste energy on her when she’s not on you

[near patrol]

Lazy

[jagged wraith]

ikr

I been downstairs for like

[south fossil]

She’s not the same girl you met anymore people change over time

[jagged wraith]

5-6 hrs today

[near patrol]

I just wouldn't bother if they don't show any kind of interest

[near patrol]

Exactly

[south fossil]

That’s what I’m trying to say thank you

[fallen mason]

Thing is, she said no because she doesn't have fantasy for asian. She said we could still be friends so I choose to be friends. But the more I think, the more I realise there could've been time she's evaluating if I'd be a good bf or if I'm what she want. I don't think it's really just she prefers white over yellow but she thinks I'm not her type

[south fossil]

That’s okay girl friends are the best you can ever have having a female perspective is life changing

[fallen mason]

It's not just like that tho, I actually have a seriously bad crush on her before, despite less now but I still couldn't let go

[south fossil]

I get it hurts and if she got a fella tha would hurt

[near patrol]

I woke up at 3. Been helping my mums friend for about 5 hours. Got home and spent about 4 hours downstairs before getting back in bed

[south fossil]

But don’t write her off

[fallen mason]

What's write her off

[south fossil]

Like a car

Yknow when it’s too expensive to repair more then the car

[jagged wraith]

Damn 😭

[south fossil]

It’s an expression in England don’t worry

[fallen mason]

So you mean like keep being frds ?

[near patrol]

She's a red flag imo. She wants to be friends and keep you close so if she does suddenly think you're her type then she could start showing interest in you or switch up.

That's just what I think though

[fallen mason]

Possibly

[lusty atlas]

I dont think I can do that

ill be arrected or slapped

[south fossil]

Yeah keep being her friend don’t let it get you down don’t think about what’s she’s doing if she’s got a BF great but don’t fall for the whole doing relationship stuff in a friendship cause that’s gonna get you hurt keep her close as a friend maybe she’ll get you with one of hers but don’t fall for her traps

[south fossil]

Confidence is a cheat code I like being slapped 😭

[fallen mason]

Fuck

She might be

[near patrol]

Yeah what he said

[fallen mason]

Keeping me

[near patrol]

Mhm

[fallen mason]

Yk

[near patrol]

She said you're not her type but she's evaluating whether you'd make a good bf or not

[fallen mason]

We bought 3 palm pals and back when she got the first one she said it's like we adopted a child

[lusty atlas]

youre in the friendzone bro move on

[near patrol]

I think she's just using you for entertainment or when she's bored

[jagged wraith]

lwk dont trust girls like that

[fallen mason]

I think aly you might be right

[near patrol]

It hurts but it is what it is

[wanton hull]

the past is history, the future is a mystery, and today is a gift. that's why they call it the present. live in the moment and all your suffering will subside

[south fossil]

Been there done that mate she’s using you as a pawn so use her back 🤷‍♂️

[fallen mason]

I'm gonna hate women even more if this is proven right

[near patrol]

[lusty atlas]

youre so wise

[near patrol]

Yeah some women suck

[south fossil]

Bro more than likely Icl but what you gonna do start taking dick ?

If that’s what you want power to you

[fallen mason]

[south fossil]

But it’s unfortunately part of life

[near patrol]

But not all women are like that

[south fossil]

Men are worse I’m Bi trust me I know

[near patrol]

You just need the right one

[fallen mason]

More than enough

[south fossil]

There’s always a diamond in the rough

[near patrol]

It just proves she's not the one for you

[fallen mason]

I got no interest in getting in relationship with men so not really my concern

[near patrol]

You can do better

[south fossil]

Yeah so just focus on yourself

[south fossil]

Neither do I I’m just greedy

[lusty atlas]

build the temple and others will attract

[fallen mason]

Fuck either way it'll hurt

[south fossil]

If your heart can’t take it don’t do it 🤷‍♂️

[near patrol]

Yep and if she ever tries to make any moves just decline

[south fossil]

Work on yourself

[near patrol]

It'll end badly for you

[fallen mason]

I'm gonna build a sith temple

[fallen mason]

Nah I'm hitting

[south fossil]

And maybe she’ll respect you more for not falling for her and it might attract her

But don’t get your hopes up

[fallen mason]

Yeah probably I'll keep that in mind

[near patrol]

Still seems like a red flag though

[south fossil]

And that doesn’t mean be nasty to her

[lusty atlas]

dont give him hope hes friendzoned you dont just get out of that

[near patrol]

I ain't

[south fossil]

I’d just keep her in the friend zone personally

[near patrol]

I'm telling him to decline

[near patrol]

^^

[wanton hull]

listen up, it all boils down to this one concept. some people suck

[lusty atlas]

in my experience they just be your friend

[south fossil]

You can get out the friend zone but you have to level up miles above what you are now

[lusty atlas]

and you keep false hope

[fallen mason]

Is there shit I can ask her to test her and shit

[south fossil]

No just play it cool

Back off her

Be her friend just back off

[fallen mason]

Yeah i think i lie to myself lots

[near patrol]

Don't show any interest in her

Maybe she likes the attention

[lusty atlas]

yea I agshegrf

agree

[south fossil]

What helped me but I wouldn’t recommend is imagining her taking all types of shit trains ran on her that type shit used that as motivation to make myself better

[near patrol]

Some ppl don't like you, they just like the attention you give them

It's the sad truth

[fallen mason]

[south fossil]

Bro don’t judge it helps you get over your own delusion

[fallen mason]

Brutha

[near patrol]

That's lowkey smart

I remember a trend like that

[south fossil]

But only if you can take it mentally

[near patrol]

Ppl used to imagine their crush doing the most embarrassing shit to get over them

😭 😭 😭

[fallen mason]

Idk, if she acting like a good friend, she's good at acting

[south fossil]

That’ll sever any connection you have left to her romantically

[wanton hull]

that's a dangerous headspace to be in for a long period of time because eventually your brain will start to assume that of anyone

not just that one person

[fallen mason]

It'd be sad to lose a person like what that she present to me

[south fossil]

Yeah once you feel nothin to her you have to get out

[lusty atlas]

move on

[south fossil]

And start thinking women are women again

[fallen mason]

Wym

[fallen mason]

I think my resentment towards women isn't just her, there's bigger problem behind, I'm guessing

[south fossil]

Maybe your gay and haven’t realised 😭🤷‍♂️

[fallen mason]

She actually did make me less depressed at some point tho

[wanton hull]

your brain is a muscle and what do you do to muscles? you train them. if you train your brain to think a certain way, it's really hard to break that cycle

[fallen mason]

[south fossil]

There are millions like her

[fallen mason]

Hmm, good point

[south fossil]

I’m telling you millions

[fallen mason]

I still want the holy hole

[south fossil]

Take what you liked about her and use it as what you like in other women

[fallen mason]

But it's not that easy to find one, discover one and keep one

[south fossil]

I understand completely

Love usually blindsides you

Comes from no where

[fallen mason]

Yeah well it's not easy to find a women who'd just accept the dark side of me

Idk

Sounds cringe when I say shit like that

[south fossil]

Live your life get outside hobbies sports or whatever and you’ll meet girls like that having talking points already set up

Nah I get it I have a very dark side

[fallen mason]

I know yeah, love makes people soft

[fallen mason]

Probably. I still get nervous taking to women

I might still need time to recover from this

[south fossil]

That’s normal

Don’t throw yourself at another women if your not ready that’ll only hurt the both of you

Just focus on yourself what do you like outside of games ?

[wanton hull]

why do you think it's so hard to quit addictions?

[fallen mason]

Since it's whatever they lack in their life

[wanton hull]

not necessarily

[fallen mason]

Lego. She likes Lego too

At least she say

[graceful epoch]

Does anyone know if gooch is out yet for this year

[fallen mason]

This fucking guy

Yeah it fucking is

[south fossil]

Ahahahah yeah man it’s out

[fallen mason]

#📣┃gta-weekly-news

[fallen mason]

How so

[wanton hull]

you don't need to be lacking something in order to be addicted to something

[south fossil]

Okay buy yourself a new Lego set build it imagine she’s doing it with you then say this is the last one say goodbye to her through that your love for her

That’s what helped me

[fallen mason]

Could you evaluate more

People crave what they lack

[fallen mason]

Sounds poetic

[south fossil]

How old are you old enough to drink ?

[fallen mason]

I'm old enough to drink

I'm 19

[south fossil]

Honestly closure will do you wonders

Go to the club drink have a fun time

[fallen mason]

What does that mean

[south fossil]

Closure like saying goodbye to her

[fallen mason]

I don't rlly like clubs. Drinks are expensive out there and people there are probably dirty and filthy. I could drink at home tho

Got lots of alcohol

[south fossil]

Nah it’s the social aspect you need

[wanton hull]

well sure that's true but if you're addicted to lets say smoking, they could've tried it once and got hooked instantly. while it's true most addictions are spawned out of that, it's not necessarily true that all addictions are spawned from something they lack

[fallen mason]

i ain't taking to strangers

[south fossil]

Drink get over your nervousness of speaking to women

If you can do it drunk you can do it sober

[fallen mason]

Doesn't smoking make then feel relaxed or something

Nicotine and shit

[south fossil]

Trust me all changes in that environment it’s like looking at my younger self I’ve been in your shoes

You need a confidence boost

[fallen mason]

Hmmmm

I guess I could try that

[south fossil]

I’m not saying go out and shag some tart

[wanton hull]

sure yeah, but at that point it's more so the fact that you crave it not necessarily because you lack something

[south fossil]

Just speak to women

Drunk it helps

[fallen mason]

Yeah I'm not gonna just have a go with any one

[south fossil]

Then do it sober go strike up a convo with a woman in a Lego store something you both like 🤷‍♂️

Or go to a local coffee shop

[fallen mason]

Something to do during or after Christmas

[south fossil]

New years

Go out on new years go get drunk go have some conversations

[fallen mason]

Right. And how does this link back to what we were saying? I think I'm bit lost

[fallen mason]

Well, gonna have to do that

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[fallen mason]

You make want to say bad words

[south fossil]

Ask your mates if Theyres any plans for new years not drinking round there houses actually go out

Have some fun let your hair down

[wanton hull]

it's an interesting conversation to have

[south fossil]

Leave her in last year

[fallen mason]

Yeah I got someone I could ask to go out with me

[south fossil]

Do it man !

Serious

[fallen mason]

I don't got much options now so might as well

[south fossil]

Something to look forward to as well

Maybe get some new clothes for it

[fallen mason]

Honestly smoking and drug addiction is pure disappointment, waste lots if money

A pack of cigarettes is like 18 quid and mf it doesn't even taste good or smell good

[south fossil]

Smell nice too like an nice aftershave

[wanton hull]

i agree

smoking is the worst

[south fossil]

I vape I can’t say shit

[fallen mason]

Vape is worse isn't it

More chemical for you to inhale

[south fossil]

Honestly bro

[fallen mason]

I've got someone in my class smoking weed in-between lectures and shit

Idm what the fuck he did but even the lecturer could smell the weed smell on him

[wanton hull]

it's just as bad

[fallen mason]

Mf probably smoking like a chimney

[south fossil]

Weed is horrible

It’s not a bad drug

Not worse than smack or crack

But it kills your drive

Trust me I’ve been smoking weed since I was 13 I quit before my daughter was born

[fallen mason]

Smoking, vape, weed. Other than it's unhealthy, i think it's bad financial decision

[wanton hull]

im glad i never got into any of that garbage

[fallen mason]

I don't even know anyone who touches that

[south fossil]

I used to love it

[near patrol]

Same

[fallen mason]

Well I guess that's called addiction

[south fossil]

But it got the point where I was smoking weed in the van before I got up on the roof before work

[fallen mason]

Genuinely going to a gentleman's club is better than smoking vaping and weed

I never vaped or weed but yk

[south fossil]

Not much different from drink just makes you happy and stupid

[fallen mason]

My equivalent to that is chess

[lusty atlas]

dont do drugs kids

[fallen mason]

I play chess a lot but I also lose a lot since sometimes I genuinely don't care enough to think properly for it

[wanton hull]

when i was a teenager, none of that shit mattered to me

[fallen mason]

When I win to, i rarely feel happy about it

[near patrol]

I don't see any advantages of that stuff

[fallen mason]

I think I'm raised right to a point im a good boy, so good I don't even get bitches

[near patrol]

And I hate anything to do with drugs or smoking

[south fossil]

They come later

[wanton hull]

there are none

[south fossil]

When your set up

[near patrol]

Exactly

[fallen mason]

Idk

[wanton hull]

on a less depressing note, i hope rockstar increases the amount of snacks and body armor you can carry in gta 6 online

[fallen mason]

I don't know much but I'm such there's something seriously wrong ir different inside me that I don't consciously acknowledge and probably subconsciously don't want to change

[fallen mason]

We need 10 for all type of armour instead of only one

It's stupidest setting ever