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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just ā I just couldn't prove it. He ā he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you ā you have to stop him! You-
Wasnt the Chop shop update based on the autoshop?
Nah
Autoshop is a genuine mechanic. A chopshop is an illegal scam mechanic that steals cars and sells their parts
Thats why the autoshop gets customer cars and the chopshop tows cars.
Cause I need to get a car from the auto shop update
Autoshop update is called the Tuners Update
Look in the car stores for cars that say tuners dlc
Wait till bro gets to the shadow realm

@prisma scarab 



Hallo
Hiii
Woah
I think I got the tolerance from my dad
I wouldnāt know
I'm eating pork right now
Nice
Yes

Cold
Blocked messages
The blonde hair is chuck
How do u give rep?
By giving it
Test
I said it already
Guess who got a photo with eduardo todaro
Can you guys see what game i'm currently playing
No
Hmm
What did I say ?
Isn't it them same reason why our cars are child movers
I cannot comprehend this
What you mean your cars are child movers
So suvs and trucks are like bulky and hoods are tall right
There is bad blindspots
And if a child is near a car you can't see them
Cameras exist
And there is an increase in child de*ths ever since cars are getting bulky
Ppl r arguing in #š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
Nah let them crash out
A few years ago someone made like 7 kids sit in like who a person in drivers seat of suv can't see anyone until child number 8 or 9
Apparently they aren't enough
And i prefer to have no blindspots
Like kei cars
Some do but there are some really good kei cars
Are you driving a glass ball
I thought you want no blind spot
Bro whattt
We call that a sunroof?
I need help to get money for the new update
Do u know that gtao content creators are getting free 20M$
Sooo I'm doing criminal mastermind on the apartment heist any tips
Ask in #šāgta-discussion or ps5 LFG channels
Yeah it looked cool when we are driving out in the woods but still kinda dumb
That sounds worse than a normal car
Dont get vests
Exactly
Exactly
Heavy vest would help
I said dont get vests
Okay thank you we fucked up like 2 times last night we were only on prison break thankfully
@next sinew Get off my dick
Who the fuck are you
hiii
Hi
If you are scared you could find a way to cut internet immediately.
Alright i think we might get it tonight hopefully
@frigid zenith get off my dick
Checkn#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
Hes js starting shit
Hello
No acess
@frigid zenith ur a ragebaiter
Nuh uh
What is there?
Hello hello welcome (idk who you are)
Whatās going on
I wanna know the beef
He said cool
Lmao
So he is js fucking arnd
Yuh uh
And ppl were arguing abt scamming earlier
He keeps
Itās probably just rage bait
Send screen shots in #šāmemesļ¼media
Done
Woah woah Guys i think this person is a uhh racist
Whats wrong with black homosexuals
Im black
Hi (when scr coming back)
Gimmie nitro and he'll comeback
DMs
Hi chat
67
Hi
Hi
67
67 67
134 divided by 2
Fun fact i got in trouble at school for saying 67
100-33
ā¶š¤·š»āāļøā·
Hii
whats 9+10 chat
Hi
Idk
Hi
21?
Exactly
Itās cool
Ok i couldve changed it
67
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 67

Funko pops
Don't we all
This looks yummy
Holy fucking shit dude that is from april
It was too true to ignore
How did u even get up there
68 - 1
Im the king
im the king
You think youāre the king?! I AM the king!!
You and what army
Aww
German army
Idiot sandwich
IMM the kinggg
No thatās me
Mods tickle his feet
Yo is that me
You think youāre the king?! I AM the king!!
30yo btw
simply lovely
Yup can someone just send it on Norris tomorrow so max wins and becomes champion
manifesting max win and norris p4
Only p4 nah fuck that rather have a dnf or dns for more fun you know
yes
bro i got shitty ass tequila 3 times in a row
Is there a way to force nightclub sells on a certain vehicle
It keeps giving me the van
I wanna do it on the truck
How do I do that
More than 90 crate
If you want the pounder, don't use it
Wdym
Don't use the biggest truck
if the shit you have is like over 1 mil u gonna get the biggest truk
How many trucks are there
Oh I have the biggest one
3 i tagged u take a look
I only have the pounder
I saw
Too much money
(I have 13 mill)
Its like 300k to max out each one
I have 44 crates
i have 20 bro all this maxing out is like 900k
is there an lfg channel in here? i cant find it
if you can shoot them and drive at the same time ye
I decided not to
300k
For the missiles
Yikes
I need some new friends to play gta with on pc so js dm me pls šš
Hey?!!
Hey guys are most of you on legacy or enhanced?
I just checked my crew and found out im no longer in it ?
Why is that ?
I re-send an invite request
Cold
Whatās the difference between between the exotic cars there group 1 or 2
Rephrase the question
Hello guys im new to the game i just started can anybody help me make money
Whatās the difference between exotic cars there group 1 and group 2 itās on the gta gunvan website
Hot
^^^^^
Please
Yeahh that didnāt help. Do you mean the exotics export car list or what website exectly
Dm me a pic maybe i can understand and help
Ohh the gtaweb. Yeah I donāt think hink there is a difference
Best way to collect them is to use a raiju in an invite only and find search the map bc the spawn is random
Thereās new players here??
That's not a gif
Why don't you check in the website
anyone down to help me get money?
Maybe ask the pc people
Are the mansions missions still in gta?
idk
Yes
I canāt find it
What's your timezone
It's a yellow tree
No
Is it available in all regions?
No shit
Yes
Go to the madrazo icon near the airport
Then the mission will appear at the Devin Weston mansion
hi
Yeah I did now
Do you get the money and discount only as the host? Or if I do it with a friend we still will?
You need to be the host
Oh alr
Hi piggy
Those 3 missions are real easy
They can be done in 5-10 min solo
yh i realised š
Hey
Are we in AfganistƔn
Cold
Punishment for scamming kids in cayo b2b
Ur stuck with friken now
Have the done the cutscene for the car wash dlc
i got tped here by a random chest lmao
i may die
Ye u gon die
Atleast view is insane
lmao so real
Do u have the dlc
Hello, i was wondering if the guaranteed diamonds with gta+ are still a thing now, cause i always have them. Or are they always in the lootpool, and am i just lucky?
They aren't in the pool
Also November is over u shouldn't be having them
nahh, i wasnt sure i would enjoy the game so didnt buy it
will when im done with base game tho
as im really liking it
Amazing visuals
Game is a solid 6.5/10 tho very fun
I have them every time, only in the beginning i had cash, but i heard that's normal
What do u like in a game
im mostly open to playing anything tbf
Any expert player of GTA 5?
so there is some exceptions
I hate turn based too but it's very very far from turnbased tbh
Doesn't feel turnbased
It's top 10 games oat
hmm okay, ill try get int on a sale somtime
give it a try
gonna be hooked on souls games for a while i think
It's gonna win goty this year too
probably yh, its very loved
Cool cool
Jus
Don't play ds2
Yet
was gonna do 3 next as its recommended by alot of people
Play 1 before u play 3
Cuz they connected alot
@next sinew A friend of me said they are still guaranteed till the 10th, is that true?
ahh okay
Possibly yeah
Not sure tho
Leave ds2 till you want the true souls experience
another crabs treasure is a good one
W ragebait
yh i heard its not easy
Okay, thanks for helping me :p
Sekiro too
It's my fav souls game tho
Super fun
i just raged quit to fast
i see, will for sure be playing it at some point!
How much money yall got for mansions so far
33
Im at 15m so i still have some grinding to doš
I'm done with souls games like
Done
Never playing em again
damn
duskbloods looks goodd though
Same
Only playing chill story games rn
I need new ones
I dont think the mansions will be 20 mill
fair enough!
I thinks its gonna be 8,12,15
Thats base mansions
They gave creators 20m with the msg "to kickstart" their mansion purchase
There obviously not gonna give then he bare minimum be realistic
I think the upgrades will be the most expensive
If the mansions cost base 10 mill they're not give just 10 mill
They're gonna give extra
I think the base is 10-15m and maxed out is 20-25m
Each mansion costs diff
A maxed penthouse is like 7m btw
Ik
Too cheap
For maxed yeah
I dont think so tbh
Maxed is gonna be over 20mill
Well see wednesday
Yk considering the diff decorations
The upgrades alone are gonna prolly cost 12mill
Im not getting my hopes to high for the priceš¬
12mill for complete max including useless decorations is believable
And then 15 mill for the best base mansion
So 37mill
Thats actually surprisingly realistic
20 mill for the cheapest base with max upgrades
Tbf i hope your rightš š
The customization is rlly big
Not everyone has hundred of milions
Like even the AI assistants name can be changed
I.think
The ai has multiple names
Maybe its a diff name for each mansions
Idk
Good
Okay yeah that is a useless customization
The upgrades we know of are: Podium, armory,animal, safe, decorations, arcade, Interior customizations (Furniture color etc..)
That is prolly gonna cost 12 mill if u look at it this way
I think theres also a personal heli pad
Damn
It's gonna come with the mansion 100%
But you know on one side i hope it wont be too expensive but on the other it should be kind of a flex
It should be expensive
Or it defeats the point of calling it a mansion
Like for the ogs that play since release and have bilions
Necessities are gonna be cheaper
Maxed out gonna be expensive
The vault and trophy room might be the flex part
We still dont know anything abt them
Someone help me where can I apply for a role? I cant find it lol
Yeah youre right.
I also believe it will be some kind of endpoint for our online character before gta 6
I'm hoping cheapest doesn't go below 10 million
They should probably raise the price for yacht as well
hii
Hope this is the right channel to put this in, Wonder if you guys can clear something up, this d day mission glitch where you can get right under the yacht to speed up the mission is this something safe or something that rockstar could go after people for I've always avoided bad exploits for safety since day 1 on online and don't want to risk my account at this point
Hi
hru 
Idk
Idk
Im good, u?
If you are scared just do it normally
Good
Yeah just the sub sucks š¤£
I just play bon voyage with randoms b2b
Just as easy
What sub
The submarine
Just don't do d day
Fly with the heli then suicide on the front of the yacht by skydiving on it then u gonna spawn under the yacht
Don't use the submarine
Yeah d day isn't even the best mission
Lmao yeah
Yeah that's the "glitch" I mean is there risk in doing that method
All hands is the best one
It's not a glitch
Ahh ok cheers I'll mix it up anyway as I have tried already but yeah Bon voyage is more fun to pass the time as well
All hands is the best on3w
Fuck
I'll try that one, done all these when they first came out can't remember what the other missions are
Personally I prefer the one you steal a truck
That the one you shoot ac units or something
Yup
Aah right i remember now
Hallo

Hi
Hamlo
Anyone got the Vapid speedo custom from tier 4 weapons expert that I could buy through the LS car meet?
you can't buy it via the car meet
Anyone got yacht mission available
Thanks
LF CAYO PERICO HOST PLEASE DM OR WE CAN DO B2B! LEGACY!! Sorry but i cant put it in #1345458996848365618
Just solo cayo
Grow a garden sounds good though
Use lfg

Talking to yourself
Kinda yeah
Fuck I love taxi driver
Who wants to do criminal master mind
Damn Iām surprised you remember that
Can someone recommend an RP server that is RP based and has a lower age restriction pls
What Iām supposed to beg ?
Lowkey impressive
No
Ahhh the thing is Crusty is like a big Emiru head š
Nah

š©šÆš©šÆš©šÆ
Say ong
Are u somali
What are u
Are u dead from the D?
We must stay together brother
Are u Somali
Where is that in Somalia?
Itās in the part where they shit on there heads
I'm in game just fine
They don't really have a server yk
I cant see the LFG chats
Hey @empty cedar, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#1345458996848365618
Click Here for LFG info
Are you sure
it says no access
He probably has the category closed
oh right
Resolution, file size, hardware requirements, HSW, "main menu" feature
And no text chat in enhanced
It is removed
Why do people vote for the next car of the week category, but not vote for any of the cars

Lmao
Like literally the highest number of votes is like 3 or something
Idk how comes there's 46 fucking votes
And 45 people vote for the next weeks category
Idk. But like 5 people total vote for the actual cars that are submitted 
Thatās bone
What
Wdym what
Total of 76 votes fir next week's theme
I didn't understand
I mean this one #1444626380691083445
76 votes for next theme
18 submitted
Not the poll at the bottom
Well, I forgot to submit so that part is in me
How come so many people is eligible to vote for next theme
Is cotw dead
Yeah idk
It kinda is a small circle for long
Same names every week with a few different ones
Almost*
Yeah
Have u submitted before?
Oh nicee
First time winning was back when I first participated
š¤Ø
What
Nothing
Yall is it possible to just
Show up at the airport
And ask for the first flight to wherever you wanna go
Problem is you might have to stay there long since the next flight is 8 hours later
Yeah thatās true
Where u want to go
Wherever
North Korea
Honestly bro
Oh so you're planning on moving
sure
Thought you in about travelling
No Iām not leaving the best country
Nah
Iād just visit other places
yes
Ain't the biggest fan of korea
Itās not that bad
They have hotels and restaurants and beaches etc
Which is?
Korean food is nice but I prefer Japanese culture
no, thats u
BRO
The holiday cream vanilla coke slaps
I ironically don't watch anime
Oh
Yeah me neither
I still wanna go to Japan tho
Cuz I like Japanese food
Hibachi
SHOWER
Nah Iām immune to ts
BRUSHING TEETH
I shower twice a day
you literally do nothing
Good good
you have no reason to shower twice
Hollon we donāt need a go that far
Iām sensitive to ts
Kidding
Uh
Yes i do
like what
right
And I shower
And then
I do chores or sum, workout, thatās about it fr
Iām very busy
Howās ur exams @lusty atlas
im getting violated
but like not thjat bad
Are there any that let u just take a online test
Cuz u can just cheat fr tbh
Like still learn but get the grade too

No bro itās university itās not that easy anymore š
No bro I swear I had a few classes that let us do that
Me asf
My marketing class was one of them
And there was a general like āintro to businessā class
They literally were like āI donāt care if you use chat gpt just get it doneā
And I was like oh word ok
In college
I did a full year
A full year of actual college
I basically am in LOA rn
I can go back like next fall if I want
Ok then do it
I probably will
whats that?
Wheres mine
Iām eating it all
Bitch
Itās soooo good
No
Lol
So many meat š¤¤
Lmfao
Good lord
I looked away for a second
Woke up and decided to spam
Mf had text diarrhoea
Pause
hello all
Hi
Im not tired
Play with me
Actually @olive plaza play with me
Someone
Iāll play you
Donāt break my heart
what system u on?\
Iāll break your other part
Im on iPhone
Resume
Youāre the 6 to my 7
Still wanna night drive wit your homeboy or are you warm in bed already
Im in the bathroom

@fierce inlet hi
what in the
is this like vr in vr
lemme know which one to join when youre in
Tuff innit
not vr no
Who remembers the og neon pink and yellow server logo
Hi guys
yea ignore me
Hey @toxic karma, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#1345458996848365618
Click Here for LFG info
nvmn
Like my wife this guy
Iām sorry gng
guys, i did that mansion missions. i did the same 3 missions two times. but i still didnt get 1 million
idk what is the problem
takes up to 72 hours to get it
Oh really? Thats good to know, but why is it delayed? if you know
it just is
dont know why, but in the announcement it specifies that
Fair
then why the missions still show up on the map
because you can do them as much as you want, as long as you do 3 of the missions, youll get the 1 mil within 72 hours
hey guys
how do i know if i have done the missions
cause i did the 3
now it takes me back to the very first one
Then you've done em
Yeah
bet ty
nah like i stil see the mission palm tree thing
Yeah you're meant to
Its thought to be about 10-20 mil
would it be worth to get them as a new player
i js restarted on pc
bought 2 mc busineses and got my bunker set up
and now got like 4.8m saved
I'm same as you then lol. Probably not unless you're willing to grind that much
I am just trying to save for an oppressor to get around quick then get everything else in order, only spending for things that help me get money quicker ala nightclub, yacht etc
bet bet
yacht isnt really gonna help you get money quicker tbh
the missions dont pay that much its just a 10m$ paper weight
Currently they're discounted to 3.6m-4.2m and the missions are all 5x rewards
So every 4 mins its about 120k-150k
If you can run em quick, yeah easily
I've owned a yacht for like a day and already made about 4m from the missions just casually and mindlessly grinding em
I'll be delaying my purchase of gta vi to build hype for my money to Rockstar
Gamesharing gta vi among 16 guys in my neighborhood
Just passing around the CD
the last one was the one where u had to throw building equipment in the sea right? because i did it and there is still a I in the map
how is it worth it
understood
Do yāall think 30 mil is enough for the mansion and its customization? I couldnāt be bothered to buy the cars š
That's lowkey illegal
There's a mall near me called CP67
I wanted to play story mode after ages, I played a bit but somehow when I loaded in again it started from ludendorff
gang u hella weird
I'm just sayin
why is bro even searching that
Hi
Hi
Tu tu tu du
Why so many ppl in voice call?
itās going dutch
Hi
lol
i have 37 mil, will it be enough for the dlc
also i just got on after 2 years, and cayo is nerfed hard
Do we have Xbox users?
Probably
Idonknow
Realistically his chance to win if he plays games and backs Norris into Russel and leclerc thatās max only chance to win today
Who even plays that game
Quite a few people
Its lowkey one of the best third person shooters
Cool.do u play on ps or pc?
What do you think 
ps?
Thats nice
Apparently jynxi or whatever his name is is the reason why the game is alive
Me and jynxzi keeping this game alive ā¤ļøš¹
Jynxzi and i need to be nerfed
Hi guys,any of y'all know how to finish the last of the Agatha baker missions?
I've been stuck doing it for over 1.5 hours š„²
Yo
I also missed you peppa 
Get a tank
From fort zancudo
Literally the only way to beat it

Yo
ts
Yup got a jet, thank you šš
Skill issue
Try stealth then use heavy revolver mk2 with fmj round in an insurgent
Who's gay
I can beat it in so many ways
How you beat it is not of importance, what you beat it to is.
š stop da cap
Does anyone wanna do cayo with me 20% cut
No
Whatās the estimated price for a mansion with no upgrades?
Maybe a few shillings
How much do you have
7.3 million
Iāve got the 2 million off
I can get an extra 5 million I think before they come out
67 dollars
Congratulations
Worst case scenario I have to repeat Dre missions like 4 times
i got about 20mil should be grinding for more money but gotta watch f1
Just listen
nah its lowkey the best method
Yeah only if you do money glitch
besides cayo ofc daddy cayo
Too much mission before the finale
nah its the better than like well everything else besides cayo if you solo
*too many
Saying dre is good is like saying doomsday is good
Thanks

Could use lfg, it's an online game after all
sorry i know youre usually the one saying ths but i gotta steal youre line youre just slow
Its true tho
You're gonna break my heart
That's cold

But yeah i can do like less than an hour for dre
Your* line btw
theres a ton of skips in dre
no way
them shits gotta be blacker than my toast

to be considered goth

Those are some interesting pronouns
stop stalking me bro 
š

yeah I am good alr
Lucky for bro thats not even a offense or smth you just get kicked
if they see it


bro capping he didnt change them š
Yaāll ever justā¦

yes

ofc

@lusty atlas yo where my reaction perms at brochacho āļø
