#💬┃gorilla-chat
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You need infiltration suits I believe
darn r* didnt let the anti cheat work on linux

Can i break into your house
😭
At least he asked for consent first
😭
😂

No
Why
Bruh debbie
Okay
Why tf did u go for b instead of e
It was on my right side
Deb
Idc about nba teams
Because I don't think of staying over time
Debroah
I don't have obsession with neurotoxin
Im Jp
We wouldnt have had to
We would
Jp
😋
Morgan
What am I doing
What is you yappin about cuh
He putting shit together
Goonung to vip
Oh nah
was wondering if I could add some of you on ps5
Maybe

Got 5$ ?
U can buy my friendship
Even better
@granite mural if you're the most goated mod of all time, can you make a kanye stare sticker
I added that btw
Ahuh
Lemme dm ya 
Yea u can add me
Hm
Nah
Why not
👅👅👅👅

Guys I’m goated staff
I had a gif ready but I'm not allowed I guess lol
Even kanye approves
Haha u got demoted
I got the Doc Hudson type of ending.
Carpets why don't you say something or get it yourself
At least it wasn’t for being bad at it
Grabbing e and walking out would not have taken you longer than walking from f to b, grabbing it and walking out, but because you grabbed b i had to take extra steps by going to e
I have no clue where the fuck you are
What are you fucking rushing for
Where we entered from
Carpet bark like a good boy
roof
Like hell I know where the fuck it is
@olive plaza hiii
how about I help you make you millions gta style sometime
You impatient piece of shit
Me ?
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 
50 bucks
yes
Wyd bbg 
u forgot the 2 in front
Bro im loaded

im not you
If anything ima help u
oh
Carpet fuck you
actually ykw js for that
Bro died 🥀
500 usd 
we can always make more
Police would be outside
Jump first
500 usd and an infinite death loop on TOB

I fixed that
As if you didn't open your parachute 0.5 seconds after you jump
True but I made like 12 mil yesterday off casinos
I had to replay fhe entire mission
Jump before me
Rockstar can actually lick the crusted piss off the porta potty floor
where do I get the 3 in 1 grenade 
Because why the FUCK are the mansions copy paste of the one that already exists. I swear they gonna do the bare minimum and ask for 10+ mill per house.
To drink green juice in the kitchen
I could of done that all yesterday if 1 I knew what I was doing and 2 help guide me better
Right after they delay gta 6 for a second time
Well well well
The grand master himself
How u going to make me mills then
That was my miscalucaton
Bitch ass carpet
Miscalculation
I hit the tree
We hold our hand together
She ain't gonna let you hit bro
they delayed gta 5 and rdr2 twice , this game will be fine
Gta 6
I’m bouta go get food wyd 
5ive been out
chillin
Also bring me back smth to eat 
COD 2026 is gonna be deaf if it's gonna release around the same time
Okay
Have u watched step brothers @hollow creek
no I mean before they settled on Sept 2013
Carpet what the fuck is this route
Okay
yes
❤️🔥
@crimson basalt You suck
Let me drive next time
Actually I don't want this shit next time
Don't ever jump again
😭 😭 😭
🖤
I wish I could see this shit
I’m prolly gonna go to Dave’s hot chicken
I'll show you later
Oh shi lemme get some
Alright 
Do u want reaper
Did I push you off?
@jagged wraith said she loves u @olive plaza
You can't drive at all bro
You demolished the car
Like what kind of maneuver is that
Cause cops were smashing us
We were upside down letting the cop shoot at us
I do
@jagged wraith pls dont tell me i gotta get joker's teeth again
And you think you are a missile as you ramp right into him 😭
ehh
no

Still escaped tho 
great'
You're gonna help me with preps
And then we do it
Lmao i jumped over one of the cars
i believe
Hi
yo

Pino
angel
u should actually platnium uh
i got a lot on my list sstill
I can't remember
Joined an sns real quick
oh well
Same
Fuck its a first heist
Sigh
Lmao
Did you join too?
I clicked join with friends in session
Okay
Wspppp
Also, you should have grabbed e instead of running to b 
Omarr
Angelll
wsg bbg 
I did not know you would be done that quick
You are good bbg
U give me Switzerland vibe


You are a boy right ?
Idk
Even better
I aint
Bet 
Ngl the casino vault makes no sense. How does the gas go off when you leave but not the alarm
@gloomy warren bbg
True
yo
And how dont they notice
Wsp
Because it is set to go off but delayed by hacker
Probably have movement sensor as well
because what if you fail stealth
I think the hacker is disabling the vault camera, not the alarm, the alarm is only rung if the guard on cameras sees you in the vault
How tf do u do that
thats not the point, its the answer to your question

no its obama
Wigs on fire
what do you think
Obama mama
smartest ps4 user right here
Who
Me
Ok dayum this must be either good or bad
My pfp?
His pfp
Micheal Jackson
FUCK
Mary jane
puppy threw up on me😭
good
Oh no
Deserved
Cut his balls off
Thats for kitties
we good now 
Shit on him
the fuck
Some privacy for my gorillas 🤬!
sorry my bad
sdiybt
@jagged wraith every couple of playing time i hear something like protocol 10 is in 7 hours etc etc, is it like counting down until the end of the game?
Who can sell 1m cars for me

kinda if u just play mainstory i guess
or you can think of it as lore accurate time

Wsup chat
Is the
guy still here?

Is car wash worth it?
Omg slay
If ur gona grind hangar yes
Yes
Yep
Yooo
Yo
What yall doin
I’m playing Genshin
Just chillin wbu
:/
Just for the buffs for other business or as a business as well?
Bruh i joined this level 240 character, its his first casino heist and he did duggan shipments but not level 2 cards 
What it’s free and it’s actually pretty good
@patent solar you finished ur heist?
Das a man
The story is really good
Lmao
No
Is it a guy called push
No
Then damn
Ik
Nice tag
Gooner game
I wish my friends weren't lazy so they can each do their casino preps separate and then we just do 4 Heists with 25% share
Jug use lfg 
Whats up
Yeah but guess what
They also lazy
how are we doing chat
I
Do you have a heist now
Hood
gta online boring af
Good
eating a hookers asshole with chopstick is not that good
yo
No, tmw
what
Bruh
The sky is blue
Chat
You're not very hard working then
Awhat
It late for me
Fr?
What
Almost 11 pm
mansions gonna be buns whos with me
me
Fr
No gif perm
Prob the same as the yacht
I lowk just wanna grind out as much casino to buy every business and upgrade
best thing is gonna be some game breaking glitch with a new car
only good thing is free 1m
Those diamonds made get GTA+ just for this week
Nice flex
Diamond whole month
Not one week
GTA+ might not be so bad after all
They have it for the entire month
@crimson basalt Will you come help with prep
If um not wrong
You're missing two weeks already
Oh well
real ones prefer art to diamonds
gta plus members get diamonds all month???
At least I got them for double money
It's also 100%
Are we deadass
U can every diamond cart except 1 if a duo
h
Nobody cares about the mansions
I care
im a solo player nd randoms are lobotomy patients
I care too
Not our problem
Unlucky
damn is
never said it was
Diamond still better than painting
Yup
Just find some ppl on discord
Here
i do
How much do u even make form 85% cut with diamonds and x2
Paintings potential take is the same as Diamonds actually take as Lester takes his cut
I got on 80% 4 mil
3.6 ×2 ×0.76 × .75
Do the maths yourself
Lowk my friend got 20% on Diamonds and got a million for that
It's like a cayo but he didn't do any preps
Lowk goated
enough for 1 car
M
What he said
Damn 4 mil is insane
.
That's 12 hours saved
Easy
i love my poison dart frog color cars they are so unique
When u count cooldowns and heist preps and finally
Only 4h
And some people give up money over boredom
Lowk I need to get all 50 playing cards with the amount of casino I'm doing
has anyone been in badsport before
52
Does GTA.eu have the locations
Yes
yes
Alright
Can’t believe I’m going to bed at 9 in the morning but this shit ain’t good, my vision just got a lot worst and headaches are due
Sounds like another day as a crackhead

peak living
"headaches are due" like it's amazon 😭
I'm going to make hot chocolate and cook some chicken after this
After all it's Christmas
I do not remember you
gooner alert
Wym by that
you know
I noticed you got a new colour
You're not supposed the dark side
He liked you better as a women
mhm its from pancake role
I still am

I imagine he's not gay
are you sure
got it in like 2 secs lmao
I know. Lovely innit
How does this name make me just someone
Or this PFP
because you're not unique anymore
Just because I am part of a cult, doesn't mean I'm not unique
speaking of i sent a clip of me doing the hsw time trial with the hakuchou drag
after saying i gave up on the banshee gts
do you remember now
it was like 2 months ago I'm not sure
I do
I feel those are the most unique ppl 😭
It's a three man cult
1 month ago actually
I could not be too similar to others
You sound like a woman now

thanks i guess
Drug dealers
are you putting the anime girl pfp back on
Could say that
please speed i need this
Not until red dismiss us
my mom is kind of homeless

whih one shall ya pick 😭
Greetings on behalf of all earthlings
no
Loyalty
sell drugs

call me earth then i call you earthling otherwise i feel smaller than you and thats fucked innit
Laugh at her and call her homeless cause she an embarrassment
hoes>loyalty
she should look into OF
They will only destroy what you built
How does 1 sign up to her OF 😍
Oh yeah did not think of that
If you mean women in general then, no they are not all bad. If you mean hoes specifically, then you should stay away from them

thanks
💀🤣🤣 soft ahh people
I feel suicidal
💀💀💀
goon
I have mental health issues
Dayum
@lusty atlas get him the big long paragraph
Fax
Goon
So what is the weapon of choice
What makes you think that
Then don’t have issues of mental health
🥀🥀

😭🤣
gooning fixes everything besides my gooning addiction
what is your preferred money making method in gta5
Heist
Fr
It is nov
Deleting the game
type shit
Do u all want me to leave the server
which one
☠️☠️ nah sir
I don't think they really care much but you are free to answer my question
I failed before nnn started
Casino and cayo
Zayum
Post nerf still good
Cayo perico
acid lab, cayo solo, bunker, nightclub, autoshop alternate
Shi sad to hear get good
Touch my glock with intellegience
Nah uh
nah you cool
your username has parker
peter Parker so u cool
Ngl kinda boring with all the waiting
mods
Not really if you have casino as well
Probably tbh
You would appreciate waiting time when you do my method if you don't have my mindset or mentality or something that kind
I got all the heist ready just burned out
wish they never nerfed it especially with the ridiculous inflation that keeps hitting GTA online with every update
damn
What you wouldent like that
Realistically you only need two and one buddy then you will be quite occupied
are you 5 years old? @tulip turret
Nah that guy has two dads
Even more intense if one or both of you have two characters
Which I do have two characters
Ayooo what
And this week is chaotic
might be time to play something else?
Older
or just
by a bit much innit
We should lowkey make an OF together
Pretend to be a girl gamer in front of a hacker player
All my buddies got life except me
Hello
and the guys mum innit
It means it's time for you to find new partner
Am playing but ngl kinda tired of playing like barely able to play 1 hour or 2
Whats wrong with my xbox role it isn't working
😭😭 that’s the advertisement for it
Thats hard
it's time to pick a hobby that can potentially make money and you can currently start pursuing
This is the place
😭
His mum def has some large tits
and just do it to the point you're borderline autistic
Dayam
Yes i can confirm

🥀🥀🥀
all roads lead to finding happiness in solitude
Tf
Play sekiro. Very calming type game
damn I might be the next mark twink
Yeh totally man like hell am playing that game again
@opal vault why ur name sound like a no no word

What
Lol
It does tho
@vernal bone 🤤🤤
Why does your name sound like nachos
honestly get a switch emulator and run some good exclusives
Yep it does
peak use of a gaming pc/laptop
Hmmm idk man
Udk negan?
why

Or run a switch emulator on phone. Ran dark souls the other day
@empty crown 😩
Dried out but I ma see recommend me some good games sir
Coochie goes inside my bum hole
damn, i find running emus on phones way more trouble than it's worth but nice
I tried running hollow knight on yuzu and it keeps crashing
Can I join
Weirdo
Warhammer vermintide 2
weirdo fr
Fr
Why you weird
easy- breath of the wild, tears of the kingdom and super mario Odyssey
How so why coochie gets to go in ur bum hole but not me
Yea u need a powerfull phones for dat. But crazy how phones can run ps3 era games now. Red dead 1 is comin to phone too
Im gonna reveal it @tulip turret 😈
but you was tryna jo tho
all 3 games just give you pure joy😌
Yeah my phone isnt weak, the game doesnt even crash it literally just loads for a sec then closes
Can somone help me it says i have xbox series x role but I cant see it beside my name
I was tryna join choochie to go in their bum hole

Its something unrelated to performance but idk what it is
you dont have the role
No
Very helpful mod
Probably unrelated to the performance
Yk
Might need to install some updates with it. I use sudachi on my phone to run dark souls remastered. S25
Ok bro
Can I dm you of a ss in the channel thing it says it is equipped
sure
“Bro” acting like I know who you are
Stfu bro
“Bro”
@uneven isle hazem just for you bro

💀💀💀
💀
🤣🤣🤣
TELEPATHY
That’s a good one
Look at his pronounce
I'm not sure but I've heard hollow knight has like an unofficial port to android
What bout it
W pronouns
Yea somethin like that

anyone trying to play ?
OH HEELLL NAHH
Hey @shrewd bolt, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#1345458996848365618
Click Here for LFG info
What does unofficial port mean
I didnt see pronouns lmaooo
illegal

What's a port
and that you'll prolly have ro look around for it a bit
software port is when something exists on one platform and you put it on another
💀
Yes thank you we got that
@graceful gate got some lovely pronouns innit
"Gta 6 on mobile 100% works" n its a trojan
Ouh
💀💀💀
i clearly don't understand something here
I just noticed😭
🤣🤣 got to express myself yk
💀💀💀

💀💀💀
You're not part of the team bud

Played dihhpatch. Picked invisigal
LOLZZ
now swear him
Me n you tonight 
“Story mode master” how much of a no life can one human be
like a lot
🤣🤣
Story mode masturbater
Can I join I'm lonely
Dispatch the game
innit

You have criminal mastermind buddy boy
💀
OHH
ofc baby girl
💀
Yes that one is valid tho that’s the difference
Oh
is criminal mastermind for doomsday harder
Gooned to invisgal
I don't have the patience for that
than apt
Marvel rivals?
💀
Okay erm that cool fr
Im trying to join the giveaway just ignoreme
Used to play 6 months ago.
Holy baddiesss
EBBM sucked
Storymode master needs like 100 collectables its so boring
Accept friend request buddy need to dm you and ask you a question 🙋♂️
I got a gf I can't say anything about this topic
fuck gf fr
Uh
ur young and dumb
I think he already does?
Invisgal>blonde blazer
Oh

-# I think he already does
WHAT
What is this name😭
😭😭😭
noob
Btw sanchino where you from
Do it then
boon
what my actions reflex does not effect you
Wut
stfu
Reflex
How does bro not know ive leaked my lo like so many times 😭

Scallywag
defo india you seems stinky to me
He's not British that's confirmed
Fr
what the reason and evidence to back this up?
I said scallywag and he didn't respond
💀
scally on my wag
🤔🤔🤔
Tarantino is directin fortnite
f
Okay
who asked "negan"
👴🏿
that's got to be racially motivated cause my role is black
🥀🥀🥀
fr
racist
we are not the same
we are
buddy got the pfp of the devil himself
Who
Sith is devil ?
Sithagast
erm well ur cooked
oh
What
An event in fortnite or somethin. Crazy timeline. Cant wait to see all the feet in fortnite by tarantino
they puttin in a missin kill bill scene btw
people really play fortnite in 2025 still
💀
grow up
Fr
Yep
me when someone plays a game that i no longer play :
Negan
Tarantino really made himself a whole movie so he could cast himself as the guy kissing selma hayek’s feet
Negan
🦶🦶🦵🦵
valid
WE would too if given the chance
But it’s Fortnite it’s time to grow up and move on
what exactly bothers you so much about someone playing fortnite
why not "grow up" and not give too many fucks about what others play in their free time? 
Because that’s no fun at all
Everything quite frankly
67
Cause when you grow up you need to up hold things and thats fucked no?
farther u progress yes

I was highkey florking it to agatha baker during those casino missions
so im at the point it said like 4 hours
so im getting pretty close right
Yeah
real
Okay so ur gettin somewhere in the game
Oh I love her
who doesnt
Welll
who doesnt
NEG
Do you mean talia al ghul?
Arkham city?
yeah
First time playin arkham city or
There should have been a 4th game after arkham knight where dick is batman and damien is robin. Instead of gotham knights
Instead we got SSKTJL

Oh ur gonna love that upcoming fight 
lowkey so far my favorite fight was grundy
eventhough it was short
Nice
Its not connected even though its entire concept is based around the same thing as arkham knights ending
oh
then i might not do it afterall
Suicide squad kill the justice league is in the same universe tho
We dont talk about that

Joker is a femboy in that game
Joker has always been a lil zesty

arkham knight yeah
i was talking about gotham knights
goodd
Arkham joker would slime SSKTJL JOKER
Bro dresses in flashy purple suits and has a boatload of makeup. Bro is basically in drag
you still got something else to worry about
I felt this game was kinda a bit meh
Yea
hey about the casino prep with the motorcycles yes im still stuck but is lectro motrocycles in a police stations instead of paleto bay
Is it makeup? Some stories make it seem like it's his real face..
My fav is knight tho
after I finish old blood and New order

i recommend doing your first playthrough of wolfenstein 2 on death incarnate
its the same as mein leben minus the perma death element
Depends on the version.
In some versions its make up and in others its a chemical reaction
I prefer it to be makeup cause joker doesn’t need an origin story about a vat of chemicals to work
Best version is jerome in gotham
True.. but it makes his laughing gas more believable
Gotham was Goated
I was gonna
Heath ledgers was the best with the military background so it actually makes sense that he’s a deadly killer who doesn’t get instantly destroyed by batman and the cops
ayo
Hans
Honestly without a military background joker is just one of the dumbest villains cause then he’s literally got no skills, strength or resourcs and is somehow the deadliest villain in the whole city
I guess cause I grew up on 90s Batman, watching Joker get beat to shit over and over.. Chem vats just made more sense for that..
I think joker either needs a believable backstory to be the deadliest criminal or he should be a minor villain
I did love the infectious laugh in Gotham.. Who's the actual joker? Or was it ever even just one guy?
Joker should be just one guy. Having 3 jokers is dumb
But it's not a bad spin. All the times Batman thinks Joker does die would make sense, if joker actually died and another just took over.
So who is harley getting clapped by?
I'm just saying. It's not a bad spin on the origin story.
Bane probably
I’m not even white fr
Gotham did a good job with it. If you didn't like Jerome you could just lean into that infectious laugh and hope for a better version 
The user you are trying to reach us currently unavailable.
If I were writing joker I’d probably make him an ex surgeon who uses his expertise to torture and disfigure people.
african
hi
Wait nvm thats just professor pyg
I like the idea he was tortured.. someone gave him the scars..
Most versions be doesnt have scars
The criminal victim version you know?
Who wants to build a server?
If his father gave him those scars as a kid and he was in the military shouldn’t it be easy to identify him
Hmm
He'd defs have a service record..
Unless he wasn't American..
Nah I lied
Maybe joker should be a chemist.
White as bird shit you mean?
Would make laughing gas more believable for sure.. is that a canon ability of his?
He doesn’t just have laughing gas but also an acid spray/squirt
But also it makes him pretty similar to scarecrow.
So it is Canon joker.. like it wouldn't be joker without it..
Isn’t laughing gas just common anesthesia?
He's probably a failed comic who took it way too personally when you think about it.
No. Like linen
Bird shit is like cookies and crème
"I will have my revenge, everyone will smile and laugh
"

squirts
What 😭

Still, it doesn’t make sense that he has all these resources and doesn’t get his arms and legs broken beyond repair by Batman
alright buddy
?afk 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: 
Has to be metahuman of some sort.
Its not that he has insane abilities. Its that he has insane plot armor
legit how the joker is tho.

that was just the first thing i read when i opened this chat again
I’d like to see a version of joker who has a no kill rule like batman. Instead of killing he wants to torture people both psychologically and physically until they break
maybe in lego batman 4
Pachuri pachuri

That would be the 90s Cartoon Joker right?
Did pachuri come back

Maybe joker should be a psychologist like harley
@plain inlet Blue blue
A university drop out/ failed comic with a childhood in cadets?
I don't think so





