#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Kiss me in my hot mouth
Mee Mee
LOL
I get that

Cute cars
Yes
Shut your clanker ass up im straight and I fw trans women 🔥💯

What the fuck is trans woman
I’m a boy
Pansexual mother of 3
A male clanker I see

U clap Gorlocks?
U want to kill mysef
I dont LITERALLY fuck with trans women
Sure buddy
If she falls that is it we are fucked
we can all disagree on opinions but everyone still human so we treat everyone the same
🫦
Imagine simping for this thing
Is that English
They fat af
Some stupid motherfuckers actually don't deserve to be treated like human

R
Where this come from
Tectonic plates will be destroyed
Goodbye
Thats it i meant
What’s testicular plates?
Randy is staking me cross servers
I’m black
just making a statement
Earth balls
Why the hard R?
😭 no im not
Yeah I agree
yh for sure some people deserve it like convited bad people aha
And I identify as black
I will do a revolutionary war when I become a mod just wait
And I identify as a Spacemarine
I like fires
I identify as Lester the molester
Okay
Okay
No, you identify as his wooden stick
OoOOH you shall give me gif perms nowww ouoooh 🖖🏻🕰
He can't even walk
Not a mod🥀
HAHAHAHA
Why no exit disguises?
Ur a molester u text my kid who is 17
Must have forgotten
Yeah I know
Will be fine
Story mode master baiter?
Do you have high roller?
Shush
Not this character
Proof
Dawg
I'd rather kill myself 🥀(in gta)
Woof
U are not master chief gang
U just told me
I identify as kanye west
You should refer to the gif in my bio
Never
Hi Kanye
U want my number
It wasn't a halo reference 🤦🏻♂️
lol
999
I miss the old kanye
I shall keep myself safe from mk2 griefers

There’s like 400 things u could be referring to. Helldivers, Star Wars, halo, destiny, anything
Ok
Fuck
Fuck
Does any of those actually have a term called "spacemarine"? 😭 Cuz I actually was referencing to Warhammer 40K lmao
Im tired let’s go offline
Who?
Robin typing a message for me
And when
Ja
@small hull
Only guy who would get that is Henry cavil dawg 😭
Wtf
Wild users
Lmaoo, fair enough man 😭😭
Crazy
Hitler breast milk
Pinging members is illegal now?🥀
No just banned username evasion
Not you
Your just a chat gpt
Victory
Xbox series s/x
Can I change my name to Wussolini
Idk
(was going to put something else instead of W but that'd be double kill)

I know, I was just reminding you.
Welcome aboard
Thank you, kind sir/ma'am
It’s Shouta/Blue
what a goat
Oh okay!
That’s bypass
Nope its not
Why did u leave the chopper for a second @fallen mason
Dude
Bruh
Are you fucking kidding me
None of you listen none of you pay attention
It was a bug
What i do 😭
Everyone leaving the vehicle and entering again would solve the problem
You didn't jump
Both of you took long enough to get out of the helicopter to get cops on us again
I jumped too late
Wow
I hate people when fucking they say it

I thought u were going to land it since i was pretty low
Did you not hear the fucking beeping sound of The dying helicopter
Show me too
I'm gonna kiss you
This fucking heist took us fucking days to finish
yes I will
u too
What are you on about
We don’t do fucking here
I know
Bro
He picked aggressive


Bugstars, it was easy just had some slips
Told you console is inferior
Bro he did it
He said he couldn’t pick the other two
?

One of the biggest problem was tvg not hacking and pick c first
Fuck couldn't
He is fucking stupid
Or he is scared of hard mode
How many doors did you hack?
Like a little bitch
2
why are you so rude man..
So it was 2 for everyone right
😭

One for him

And how many carts of diamonds per person?
And then the first go he was like you two went hacking so
He took 2 I guess
I took 3
I only grabbed 2
Gh a
Then he took 3
How long does it take to grab a whole cart of diamonds
Over 30 secs prolly
Or something

Idk if i would have had time to grab D myself
Actually maybe cause i finished E when he finished D and was gonna go for A but he was closer to so i grabbed loot boxes instead
Okay
We don't need a mission review
As long as it's done it's done
Just that I probably would not use him next time
Doing it for my understanding, not to explain it to you
So you are talking to yourself in public
And I just happened to be in front of you harassing you
Im asking you for clarifications at the same time
Ah
Man what the fuck is this shit
"yes I'm talking to myself and you"
Like what
😭
We inviting him back

What was the cut last time
I want to play
You can have some of my xxxx
Same
Okay
Lets prep my next heist together while yours is on cooldown
Okay
haank
Thanks carpet
Hmmmm
Don't hit the second camera
Oh we gotta wait for the first one to come back online?
Go close and come back to the elevator
I think you can't shock two at the same time
carpet play better bruh
Why are you purple?
i got a role
100k pancake
Get patreon
Oh
How much
Idk
You are blue in my heart 💙
some pancake thing
Aight
Buddy got that iphone notch hairline
isnt that you
Hell yeah it is
✌️😏
not u
I’m so fucking tuff guys
i am
I’m the alpha ✌️😏
Carpet fuck that man
Bruh i did the drilling just to get a single bag 
shut upp dudee im the true one
Last time I got none
This time I got to
restart it'
Nah
Two
restart it
Last time i got a whole wall
No
restart it
Damn
No
restart it
No
No
what the fuck are you doing
Holy shit carpet wtf I saw that too
Nothing for you to be concerned about
carpet should be ashamed of what the fuck he is doing
Fr
okay
How tf did u open it by urself
It's a minor glitch that is very well known
press E then left right
Q
@fallen mason he teached me that
Taught*
I’m cool now
Yeah lmao
lmao hahaha lmao so funny
haha
You don't know the sewage as well do you
It’s not
Zero craving attention
If I spammed it would be more then 2 posts
No
well,i got one that is pretending to be me
Damn
Wdym

freak
Gay
Guys this guy is spamming please ban him
I know about the sewage. Its just i had a car and could go straight for the chopper. I was planning on flying over to you 😂
ur pretending to be a true alpha,only i can be a true alpha
No
Bruh how tf is anyone supposed to get elite challenge without the chopper
I planned it to use the sewage but seeing as you two went for chopper, in order to not make him freak out I chose to follow
yeah
Sewage it used to be the way

And real smooth action
Why were you planning in sewage?
Remember how you and me executed your heist
OH MY GOD
Because that guarantees no damage
Since we don't have elite anyways
Okay
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Well where the mods
WE all cracking debroah
what
Point proven
fuck the mods
yeah im gay,is that bad?
I wish I can ping mods but I can’t
I GOT SOME MARSHMALLOW FROM THE SHOP I'M SO HAPPY
So what is everyone expecting in the upcoming dlc then? I’m thinking there’s gonna be some free mode missions to do involving the new cars coming out as well as some asset protection stuff.
nice gng
ehm idk but u can chat about it in #🚔┃gta-discussion
u can
Nah
No you can’t
Bet
yeah u can
Join my mc
What do you want from me
Do the preps for my heist while yours cools down
he wants feet pics
Why MC
@fallen mason wanna play
I also want to keep my popularity
Mk2
You can come join us in preps
Instant summon
wnna play
I forgot you are gay
casino preps?
I have a bunch of my shit in factories I'm not using MC
Yes
bruh cant yall just help me sell
Did three heist while you are away
If you want
I don’t use mc businesses
Carpet we help him sell after this
dammm
I need a drink anyone have beer in there inventory? Like in gta online?
Mine are filld so whenever I go to stash house I get acid lab
Sell what?
Drugs
JOKING
okay send me invite of ur session
funny hahahah
yeah it was actually funny
I have champagne I think
cool
No
ok lmk when u are
Nice 😂 don’t drink it all that once but nvm you guy would just splash it ever were and drink it all
Leave the area
I'm taking a piss
Oh nice
Bruh
@echo peak are you sufii2002
In game
yes
Ik 🫡
What are u selling?
Irl I drink vodka, genever, Guinness and Corona
firstly nightclub and then we'll see
In invite only?
I got gold
we both sell in invite only sessions
And whiskey as well
Guinness and corona I like 🙂
Its one vehicle, you coukd get high demand bonus with us protecting u
@echo peak inv us
💯
wdym'
ur already a ceo
Last time he was in public took him long enough to find a good session so he gave up
quit
Carpet close your MC
lmao took me 30 min
yeah fuck it
Yeah
Yeah that happens
Takes me forever to find a session to sell my acid
One of the reason I don't waste my time finding session
For acid its worth it since ih nearly doubles what im selling
okay
1 vehicle anyways
Why can’t u do this solo while we do preps
cuz no
He ain't expert
Just use missiles and proximity mines for enemies
Obviously I'm referring to the fact that he didn't think of doing it
i am
Carpet did his first 2 man full gold with me tho
Why did he actually need my help?
idk why yall crying over a little sell mission
Could’ve done 3 preps while you sold
Is that all you are selling
sdiybit
okay
i have bunker to sell but idk if yall want to
Ask carpet
You 2 can do it while i do preps

@fallen mason so?
fucking patato patato at ths point
I'm doing prep
hmm that doesnt hit the same since i wasnt verbally saying it but

nice
traitor
I'm switching characters
You wasted our time
how tf are u doing prep work if ur in a fighter jet rn
As if Raiju isn't good for prep
it isnt
That's why you're not an expert
bro,how is raiju good if u need to go 2 miles away?
u waste an entire minute just to land that shi down and get out of it.....
It's fast and doesn't need momentum to change form

lmfao rn
That's you
why
Not wasting my time to prove a point to someone who does nothing
you and your lovely companions argueing is fucking funny as shit
I'm not his companion
lmao i won tho
He's just a useful resource sometimes
okay buddy
Damm u dont know fr
i mean like which state
Im not from da US gng

Im from josey,brex sector braaaa
fucking shitty place very happy ion live in that shithole anymore
yeah yeah i know ur from that country,which state of that country?
Guateng
SA
We call it a province
but i go down to the westren cape pretty often
oh
thats cool
@fallen mason i wanted to play but u just wanna do those prep missions brh
yh ig its got nice nature but then also the big cities like Cape town shitty tbh
fr?
Like now that i think about it dont like much bout any place in ths fucking country
lmao
yh bro in like any SA big city at ths point you cant even wait at a stop street with your window down with out some fucking snatching your phone or smth
😭
Play what
and if you dont got the window down they finna just smash that bitch wit a sparkplug or smth
damm thats wild
have fun and not always do some boring missions
other day i played gta golf and darts wit my boy for like 4 hrs amazing tbh
4hrs? dammm
go around the map and drive bikes do shit or do some deathmatches/races or some other fun maps
and do stuff around the map
Well you don't like money but I do
but like by ths fucking far in the game surely u got everything right
greedy mf
Mansion coming up
i mean its been what 13yrs gng
Someone leaked a photo of 25 million
I didn't play for 13 years
wtf
Can you even buy that one
yeah fuck that fun bro lets grind
yeah dude im not poor like u
erm bro multiple actual legit content creators have already said thats a rumour
The irony
Okay
It's not the reason I grind anyways
misinformation alr ur done
but anyway yh i mean 25 mil is like surely you have that already no
Yeah I have more than25 mil
Hi anyone interests in help for casino hiest? Im on ps4 i will give 25%
yeah nah fuck that shit i would rather mod cars and do car shows
yeah u might find more ppl in #🚔┃gta-discussion
I'm getting money for my second character's cars
Use lfg
thats crazy
Mansions
Is zero prepping his own heist?
Not apartment
No
in just 1 yr that second character finna be smoke bruv
He doesn't like heist
nah im off
Im noob at discord whats that?
Bruh
Probably more than one for PC players
i do like it but im too lazy rn for casino preps
He says it's boring and refused to do money making stuff
If you actually like it you wouldn't be too lazy for it
when did i say its boring
Sell missions are more boring 💀
hm i do really hope it dont take long on pc tbf cause im not tryna play that hoe on console and then be able to transfer my character

yeah and i also couldnt play for too long

i didnt ask "where" bruh
If I can transfer my character then it will be great
valid casino preps are worsest in da game
You said when send a message shows the time as well
fr
Nah thats doomsday
wtf?? doomsday preps are the most fun
only for act 3 the rest are way better act 2 is actually good dare i say
Doomsday finales are just going into an area and killing a billion peole
Not even a heist
i really like it
sadly were talking bout setups innit
Hey
That's what I've been saying and people always say it's just a game
nah,all of them are good
And saying I'm too serious
its not that deep
Yeah that's because you are just muscle
Why u not in my dms bbg
@terse belfry
Not even a good one
what?
some of act 3 ones take to much procrastinating but i still dont mind them
time to continue bioshock bye guys
Act 3 is the only doomsday i like
i still like em
Never played once with you
act one is kinda trash tho
Doesn't seem like you really like it
bro just mocked it for killing a billion ppl thing then says the one with the most of that is his fav

cuz its not the best thing to make money and u only care about money 
You never brought it up
we can do it next time we play tho @fallen mason
act 2 my fav tbf
Not this week then
okay,next time then
yeah yeah alr
yh but i almost fucking threw up playing that finale like its the same thing over nd over and then you get one lil breather before the end
gn buddy
Because it has different sequences and ends in a jetpack chase. I never said i hated killing npcs, just that the other two are literally just that
Doomsday heist should be called doomsday raid because you don’t even steal anything
Only real heist is Pacific and diamond
lmao
yh ig
Technically in prison break ur stealing rashlovsky from the prison
That is called a prison break
Not a heist
In series A the setups are heists and the finale is a sale mission 😂
It still involves using disguises to infiltrate a secure place and extract a valueable target
Which is called a prison break
the point is the name bruv
With someone on getaway
Im saying its technically a heist, not that its 100% a heist
It follows a heist structure
Hey
Technically is called a prison break
Just with a human target
thats not the topic

Would kidnapping be considered a heist?

No it's called kidnapping

Would stealing the el rubios panther be a heist?

What makes something a heist
hii
Rashkovsky is government property and we are taking him
hiya bud
He's a property but not a fucking item
hiii
Why are you so obsessed with calling something that is clearly not a heist a heist
What is ur definition of heist then
Wyd
We are extracting something from a secure facility for money
Trying to decide what to play
Well planned and executed for certain item from a high security location/building/ area. Usually involving stealth approach and high value item(s)
Prison break is a big con with a human target
Human doesn't fucking count you idiot
Human target would be fucking kidnapping or prison break
Says who?
Or assassination
Ok, and theres a word for stealing shit, uts called a robbery
If you use a loud approach or directly confront people inside the location yes it is a robbery
That’s literally what it means
Using Google to back his point
Im not sure about human beings
You call it something fucking else
But yeah kidnapping say a panther
Google AI draws from information humans have put on the internet. Its human knowledge
To sell it for money is id say a heist
And it could be wrong
Because human could be wrong
Heist
Gta
Panther ain't human
Carpet I will kiss you a good night
Motherfucker
Carpet I'm fucking crying
Can you hold me and comfort me
Can you hold my hands while I scout
Nah
Why
Ngl i think prison break is the best heist and people let their poor experiences with randoms sour their opinion of it
Play hades
I think diamond is better

Its the only heist that ia actually designed to need all 4 players
I thought prison break was really straight forward ngl
When agent 14 could have just bribe and get him out himself
Pacific would have been better if we don't only steal from the underground vault
The problem is low levels usually get assigned to the plane and don’t know how to dodge the jets
Counter and such
Lol I'm ngl i always get planes
But it involved a disguised entrance into a prison, one dude blowing up jets and another dude prepping for a sick getaway by plane. Then skydiving and leaving on the chopper
What platform do you play on

Pc legacy
Sigh
Move to enhanced
Gay man detected
You walked past a mirror?

Yeah and I was thinking about you
Close enough
Anyone ever watched South park
I would but lowkey I'm kind of lazy to re-download the game being completely honest jajaja
Yes
Yeah
You remember one episode they were talking about the f word
Back from mute
Bro is Hispanic 
And then they were explaining they don't mean homosexual by it but inconsiderable douchebag
Idk it js feels better than hahahaha
I find its very idiotic for people to say haha behind their sentence

When there is nothing to laugh about
Or of course I could use my languages version and go wkwkwkwkkw
They would explain they were trying to show a relaxed vibe or something but

I don't give a fuck
So true jajajaj
Those people are just fucking idiot
Exactly this is stupid
Like yeah imagine that in real life
Some people would say well online isn't real life
Well fuck you
Does anyone know the name of the girl on the left side
Carpet
@crimson basalt Are you done with all your prep work
1.5 more preps
Should i get drills too?
Good boy
If you want
Wait nvm its just us too
Judging from the fact that we don't get guaranteed money in those little boxes
Gold
Cold
?
If anyone can help I need some people to do casino heist with all preps done and diamonds on series s
Done with preps
I was only able to get 9/10 duggan shipments but we should still be able to kill them easily if we stay overtime in vault
Ur setting up 2 heists?
Bruh
How many preps left
It took me quite a while to scout the first one because the first thing was GTA plus glitched out, give me artwork twice
Second thing is the e button doesn't work when I rescout for those two times
The e button had to be in the way so I reset it and I reopened my computer as well

I was heading from chumash to sandy shores and one of the sandy shores trucks drove off to los santos while i was heading ruining it for me
Can I get reference when I apply for mod
Damn

Invite me to help you then
Is it paintings or diamonds then?
Idk can you?
Diamonds
Okay bro
Diamond
My money is not going to waste
I only need to get this weapon delivered now
You know FBI use AP pistol right ?
Idk
Dif you not play story mode
Irl or in gta
Yes but why tf would i remember the guns of npcs
Also its FIB not FBI
Devin was
Steve Haynes
Yeah
There wasn't only one antagonist
Yeah okay
Think steve haynes was more central. Devon was just the one who they all mutually hated
Yes I know that but Devin was the main
No Devin had a lot more power and influence
Well okay yeah because of his wealth
Steve was Devin's lapdog
Steve was a bigger villain. Worse thing devin did was not pay them for the cars
What does Devin do
devin weston is basically me if i was lame
Worst thing Devin did was send a hit squad to murder Michaels family and attempt to have Franklin take Michael out himself
Or T
Steve was just a clown
He refuses to pay the group for the stolen cars, tries to cancel Michael’s movie for a tax write off, idk what he does to Trevor
I meant what he did to make money
What was his business
I think he owned merryweather
He owned an 11% stake
I don't know but it seems weird
So yk how online and story mode basically go together
As in the events are overlapping
I dont even remember why stretch wanted to kill franklin
We never seeing Michael is weird and we never seem to affect them so much since story mode was basically reshuffling the underground world of LS but online protagonist is getting involved in almost everything
Who's that
Stretch got sent to prison and began associating with the OC Ballas, and when Franklin and Lamar called him out he saw them as a direct threat. Franklin and Lamar splitting Forum Drive from the Families into their own separate faction didn't help matters
Each dlc for online mode takes place in the irl year it released, while story mode is forever in 2013. Our character arrives in los santos and starts working with lester a few months before story mode tho
Well, yeah story mode did happen quickly I suppose
But in story mode moe mentioned us
Heists dlc takes place after story mode cause trevor said he had never been to los santos before during story mode
I find it unbelievable for someone to deal with drugs after robbing union depository
Do you want to do your heist first
I'm finally done with that prep work
And lester mentions the online character during story mode
Sure
But we didn't get to see Michael because we are unpredictable
Online is set about 6 months before the story
Nah
Ngl Michael is just as much if a sociopath as trevor
Lester know us
You just proved my point
Michael and Trevor are technically opposite, one seems to be fine on the outside and the other one seems fucked up on the outside
How
If it's 6 months after story then he wouldn't know us
🤦♂️
How many percentage is your driver
Please reread what I said
Uh what


Lore accurate gta player

Watch out he might send pics of his nostrils

U sleepy ?
Does anyone know how to do the moc glitch
No

The what now
No
Nvm
Okay
Nvm

Why shy all of the sudden
lol
ca
🫡

BRO IT WAS THE USER NAME AND I GOT WARNED
Cold
@crimson basalt Run in first person

Fucking funny as shit
Why
Wsp

No
Omfg
Odd name
Fuck
Atleast were not slow anymore
Carpet
We can take the sewage to avoid any damage
Carpet is this 9%
Driver is 7%
Why not 5
Want to use all the cars
