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alr then
Yo
God damn
wakey wakey
@fallen mason you should join vc and roleplay as henchās prison wife so hazem can have a break
No thanks
I'm eating dinner
Then put ur phone away. 
someone shoot me before that ever happens
Its rude to be on your phone at the dinner table
I'm alone rn anyways
I dont think that has happened
lol



Don't you see the spinning top is still spinning

God damn
nice
Cute
Iām driving
Hi driving
And texting apparently
why is blud lying
being a passenger dosnt mean you are driving

Iām Litrolly behind the wheel
YES
lol
I love texting and driving
drunk driving while texting
U driving on a sim right
I havenāt tried that yet
not right now
Tf is maccies
mcdonaldās
Mickey dās
Well go get drunk
fatass
Mackey Dooās
The fuck u call it maccies ššš
my friend wanted to go
Its maccas at best
Who the fuck says Mackey doos
Carpet
Same people who call it maccies for some reason 
Itās schtewpid
Dick Monalds
Yes
Its actually called Wendys
Deadass thats what we call it here š
Wendyās is the superior restaurant
Wendy's and superior in the same sentence
Mcdonalds fries and nuggets taste like radioactive isotopes bro
And McDonalds doesnāt have the baconator
Still they're fire
Here it does
Imagine not having this
What kind of maccas yall have ššš
Oh right
Anerican maccas
No wonder yall shit tastes atomic
Why tf do yall have that stupid ass nickname for
McAss
We dont
We call it mec here
Mcdonalds isnāt good unless ur a kid who isnāt allowed to eat anything with flavor regularly
Whatever u say buddy
Imagine not having real meat on yall mcdonalds burgers
Damn
Its ācheapā food you buy on the way home from something you else when you dont wanna cook š
Back to talking about McDonalds you guys are just big and greedy fr
Ahuh
Shut up
LOL
not even me talking tbf
But then ur in america where u have cardboard as meat

I prefer burger king over McDonald's. You ?
Never tried whopper tbf
Wow
Tho i tried their nuggets and it was banger
Missing out I'd say
Unexpected,
I need american fast food
That's nice
Nearest burger king is like 2 hours away
I wanna try tho
I know its better than big mac i just didnt try it yet
Yeah
Whopper might not be as good as five guys but it is definitely more worth it than McDonald's
And you live where?
Five guys is best but crazy expensive
mcdonalds barely qualifies as fast or food
It's fast imo just not food
Its only fast in the drive through
Fast is also one of the reason it's not food
Deadass why canāt the front of the store be as fast as the drive through
They probably prioritise drivethru to avoid long car queue
what's the deal with mcdonalds also being similar price to going out to eat
They greedy
McDonald's has always been symbol of greed
They want to pass as a staple of american cuisine instead of cheap junkfood
hi
They'll only be expensive Junkfood
Hello napkin
they increase their food prices so they can give it to their employees- oh wait nevermind
Tf is junaid

what i though charlie kirk got sniped
?
Don't talk about that, mods are watching
pfp
I typed before the correction. I thought it was some new word
Ffs my finger aint working
Yeah sorry about it
I was trying to type fast
ayo

Oh
Hey duuuub
i saw what you deleted @west moth
Your moment of glory is over
Don't be
and?
Deleting wouldn't make much difference
Imagine
poof he's gone
Could you perhaps show this gentleman we mean it
Already did
dub killed him
lol
Big brother is watching
Like anyone should do to people like that tbf
police
What did he say
Minors
Mdni
for real tho we should have 1 allowed assault charge per week
are people that are under 18
lot of stupid people won't be stupid anymore
Fr
.
What if someone exercised this right upon you
What if a group of individuals did that?
Then that's more than 1 charge
i own several firearms
*He meant against people who did certain crimes
That I won't name
Then youāre committing a crime because what they are doing is allowed in the eyes of the law š
Wtf
but self defense is also legal in the eyes of the law
yeah ok switch topics please 
You canāt defend yourself whenever your home invader is purposely not facing you
Switch topic
If you shoot them in the back even if they are robbing you, technically your the one that gets in trouble in the eyes of the law
Iām naked
Hi naked

Iām
Youāre*
I donāt know
Cool
but that's not self defense at that point
Yea
Innit
he's no longer a threat if his back is turned to you

One of ems using a fishing rod to toast he's little marshmallow so silly
Fucking stunt then lil git done a runna
that would be attempted murder or just murder
Now what he turns his back at you on purpose knowing well you legally canāt do anything
Y
40 mike mike
I win
Change topic
@wanton hull We get it, you can quit now 
Typo

never
What if I bribed you to quit it tho

No fucking allowed

Only silly
im not above taking a bribe. what is it
True equality man
Okay no
i need 10 bucks at least to stop
Okay

do you have that
@bitter apex us
I'll find a way
Oh no yaoi on my gta server
you mean me and hazem
@bitter apex Perfect server tag you have combined with your name 
someone to play face to face
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Racing gamemode in GTA lol
@bitter apex
Where you're constantly colliding head on with other people in different vehicles
...
sighs
lol
Most adversary mode are boring
I mean I assume you don't shower often so idk
you can assume but your assumption is wrong
yo
@olive plaza join call
@robust berry wake the fuck up now
Donāt fault him itās natural for people to assume that others are similar to them
NO
more cat sounds
It's fun if the vehicles are interesting and the track design is well done
lol
@turbid tapir can you join me on a casino heist
who
literally you
Wow the accusation man
not even accusation theres eyewitness accounts
I'm not in vc man
Awesome
So is it real
I am real
I'm glad
@gentle bridge
Hi red
@gentle bridge

Redagast more like greentop_
greentop_ more like Redagast
Redagast is greentop_ alt
Shhhhh
huh
w broken gif
Should I get u a therapist
Yes
@crimson basalt you was saying
Why is my gif getting deleted
they acc hate carpet
Pet the car
Chat my voice chat ban ends today
@bitter apex
i donāt hace a towel with me
itās 2am and iām at the beach valid
Is bro tryna get eaten
Thank god my hangar is in military base instead of lsia
Wdym swapped
Sad that female character doesn't have cool trench coat
I'm waiting for guitar car. I originally flew there with mk2 but I went to hangar to get my akula instead
Vibes are elite
yo
nice Kirk tag @granite mural
Yeah she has a cool one
Fuck I love late night beach hang outs
Ty
type shi
Aly will eat you
Lmao
@fallen mason w tag
I love every tag that isnāt kirk
Crazy


I was crazy once
One more in game hour
How soon after someone dies is it socially acceptable to make jokes? Genuine question
3000 years
24h
I've found out about deaths through memes atp
Well yeah if you don't watch the news
They roll em out when the body's still warm


1823
Who pinged
Prepared for it
Friken debbie
Literally no one
Yeeeeah ?

@bitter apex you get to make a new emoji for the server right?
@cunning void

5 i get to add
I have an idea for one
lets here it
Iāll dm it
Get the car
Nvm ur dms are closed
Just need to get to lsc
I sent friend request
Hear*
STFU
š
Crazy
Got

Hi
@bitter apex get it turned into an emoji fr

...
they wont add that
They have to atleast hear you out tho 
They have to let you pitch the idea
Also its the perfect reaction image


Fuck
@robust berry @robust berry
WAKE THE FUCK UP ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā ā
Wow
Ball
what u laughing at ?
My opponent
frustration
Of what


Bro is online on his phone but he still wonāt use his own discord server
You know mandalorian ?
You know bridge to terabithia?
No

Hi
Wuh
wat
Bitchass why you screaming
im not
im shouting
are you dumb

Why

I didn't read anything
I just woke up
lol
Tfym
@robust berry GOONER
Ik
as long as its both of our sperm

What a weirdo
Yes
HOW?
yes
Fuckin weirdo
weirdo
Are you gonna impregnate hazem or are you gonna mix ur nuh into a cocktail and give it to the surrogate
@robust berry back in 5 @normal aspen
No.
Guys the peacemaker finale was poop
fym no
he takes it so im gonna impregnate him


Ask hench, thats just a visual portrayal of what he plans on doing to hazem
U
R
G
A
Y
.
im tired
and you like to take it up the bum
Whoever read the sentence is
Thats true anyway
im gay for you

Sleep
so crunchy

Huh?š
watching my roommates kid
Unfortunate
indeed 
@small needle explain now dawgy wtf do you mean crunchyš„
the gif is crunchy
Bro has a roommate with kids
ribbit
meaning it is low quality
gts
no
Never heard that before
im shorking it
Same
oh man
Arenāt you watching a kid right now 

im shorking it
wait look dms got a nEW GIF
@turbid tapir you good man been in that call for 7 hours lol
lol
Har

Yar, har, fiddle de dee
Wha-
Okay
So
Why do they not take off their helmets
But I see clips of them with helmets off
Is it okay for them to take it off if it's just mandalorians around
Din Djarin is part of some conservative mandalorians
They shouldn't take their helmets off around other people
It's a "sin" to do


But they can when they're around mandalorians ?
Nope
What
Only when alone
Are there not conservatives
Main guys group is
And they would take off helmet ?
No š
Waffle

Seriously what difference does it make
Okay
Are you a mandalorian ?
Yes
Have you seen grogu
Yes
Have you seen dark saber
It's mine
So have you seen it
No
@robust berry where you go
Is it true that you can get another voucher for a free hsw upgrade if you buy someone vehicle in the ls car meet?
Think so
Anyone else just tired of seeing pedro pascal in everything
Pedro pascal is š¤š»
Ikr 
Can technically have something similar to mandalorian in gta
Maybe if he could shave his mustache
Like seriously people like to complain about race swaps when its a black actor meanwhile pedro pascal looks absolutely nothing like mr fantastic
Hola
Hi I'm watching clips of stranger then gonna take a shower and do whatever
Clips of what
Stranger
Idk why ppl are angry about race swaps
It's not a big deal most of the time
No idea what that is
Ah
Qimir, I think his actual name is
Makes more sense now
Tf
I think that it comes off as virtue signalling for some
I said what I said
Yeah I like his lightsaber and the moment he ruthlessly unalived a padawan
Iwant some context
I guess so
I've never watched any of the star wars movies
Wow. Crazy. Missing out man
Because majorities have main character syndrome and canāt handle not everything not being about them.
Nah I just don't find them that interesting
Not really my type of movies
When a character gets race swapped they say to make original characters but when an original character gets made they call them token characters.
The stranger
Fair enough. I don't know much about lore either but lightsaber and dark side
The outrage just feels like racism most of the time
I feel like you're talking about snow white
Which isn't white in live action
Idk anything about it tbh
lol
Idk about disney live actions tbh
Then what are you on about
It is because most of the time the characters race doesnāt matter and they canāt comprehend the concept of different versions and reimagining of characters
Exactly
I hate pedro pascal because he doesnāt change his look, so its the exact same face in all the roles which makes it harder to see the character instead of just seeing the actor
That aint reed richards facial hair, thats pedro pascalās defining facial hair, that all pedro pascal characters have.
Race swap ? Wasn't the old Mr fantastic white too ?
Pedro isnt white dingus
Pedro is hispanic
8 fucking hours got to respect the hustle
But his skin tone looks white
White is a made up concept anyway
Chilean
He looks more tan to me

Are you winning
Tbh ur chinese so i canāt expect you to have seen a lot of hispanic people
I mean, if people didn't talk about it then it's fine
ya
I'm in uk
!!!
!
!!
I probably seen a lot but they looked pale enough for me to think they're white
Or i just don't care
Behaviour is what I care
Did you end up playing with Mxd or not?
F
My condolences
This is the most hispanic looking man ive ever seen š
like once 2 months ago he hasnt been on since
lol
???
UK š„š
Idk. I wouldn't think "ah, Hispanic"
I would think, a dude
Woke debbie

I meant yesterday tbf

@fallen mason isolated has some pancakes you can rob
Huh ?
Idc
Thanks tho
It's a good thing lol
No i didn't get wym
..

Yall ever be thinking about what it would be like to have kids and then you have to spend time around the most annoying kids in the world
But if it's your kids then you wouldn't find them annoying
Unless you're cold hearted
Think about having kids?
In this economy???
No
Bitch

No
If youāre kid is loud af, cries over everything, canāt get along with other kids and doesnāt do anything heās told would you not crash out?
Regardless of economy, I ain't having no damn kids. I don't think I will find the woman I deem worthy of being mother of my children

Then I must be a bad parent
Bro u sound creepy
Or I am not ready for it
āWorthy of my childrenā
Bro a sperm bank would probably reject ur nuh š
I didn't mean it that way but i can't control how you interpret it

Well we might end up divorcing or not getting married at all
It's not impossible
I'm just being inclusive
Okay, I didn't mean you and me. Okay ? I'm just giving examples.
It's okay
Don't worry
Our wedding will go on
If a girl lets me hit and she ends up pregnant and keeps it i guess iāll be a dad
If a girl lets me hit and gets pregnant and aborts it iād be cool with that too ngl
Will you give me some time to Google what woke means in Raq's context

You'd be cool
lol
No im wondering what divorce has to do with what you were saying
*Birth control looking at you from the corner of the room
Okay
Yeah, why would i be upset?
I mean, it's valuable opportunity
It's not guaranteed
It's a gift from mother nature
Like if the condom fails. I wouldnāt ask a woman to take birth control cause that shit can have side effects
You had your chance to prevent it but you didn't
i think i should study
2 biggest bums of the server ina call together š„
Her choice to take plan B or not
its true fr
If I go shower now, am I gonna miss the rest of this conversation
The chance to prevent it is the abortion 
Good point, but still there's other options āļø š
No, a fucking condom and some shit like fertility calendar
Wear two condoms or don't use thin ahh condoms
Not wanting kids at one point in your life doesnāt mean youāll never want them.
I wouldnāt want to be a parent during college, doesnāt mean i wouldnāt want it when i have a successful career
There's so many ways to prevent that stuff beyond condoms or pills though
Nobody doing ts
Such as femboys
Ig
I'm not against abortion or anything but I'm just saying
Why not
Vasectomies/sterilization are for people who either know they never want to have kids or had kids and know they donāt want more
I think it's too extreme
That's like moving house and destroying the old one
Like yk
You just have to combine methods and hope for the best
No turning back
Aint really the mans choice 
There's still that 0.0001% chance
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Abstinence
Be educated and smart
and yoiu call me a fatfuck
Am I even in the game atp
No ur water boy 
Im staying a virgin till i looksmaxx and get rich off drop shipping and crypto scams

Staying involuntarily

Dw You're not alone.
This is the way
Bro said Involuntary celibate 
You'd spend less time in discord if you had a gf
Let's be real for a second
I mean, u said u only getting some when u look better and get ur money upā¦

Im not an incel, i just donāt even try. Cause i donāt care.
Yeah of course
@bitter apex ?
when i care ill start trying
Or you're too scared to start trying
I mean
Involuntary celebate means incel
It does
Like i just donāt ask girls out and i donāt have any dating apps installed. Once i actually get all my shit sorted out iāll start putting myself out there
It's the ither way round but technically yes
Rock Iām on the edge of my seat pls send what u typing
U are pretending ur in control
You been waiting hun
Wait till he find out his face matters more than most of others stuff
Im choosing to do nothing. Im not harassing women to be with me bro š
Projecting like crazy
lol
Do you ever like anyone at all ?
Yes
How am I projecting
Iām just saying
And you keep it to yourself ?
How do people project?
Yeah
Huh
How did it end ? You just forget ? Or obsession built up ?
I aināt got no money for dates n shit, nor the attention span to actually commit to conversations with most people
Oh that's why
What u gonna do abt it
Wait til i graduate š¤·
Lmao
Get a job
This why I said ur pretending to be in control
Then download humble
Don't use dating app if you're not good in bed
Imma shower
Brb
I could go and ask girls out or try to get matches on a dating app but i dont. The control is that i dont engage with it
U donāt understand what Iām saying
Dating apps are ass
But it may work for you
Who knows 
Asking people out in public settings seems more like harassment, dating apps just make more sense than creating awkward moments for random people
Choosing to do nothing isnāt being in control. Iām saying, that you say āwhen I do this and when I get that Iāll go for a girlā and you say that will all come after college. When you could actually start today, and start getting that into action. Planning on doing nothing until after you graduate isnāt anything
So what does being in control look like
Yup public settings defo is
At least for me
I panic š
Bro

It looks like first envisioning the kind of life you want to have, and then every single day do something that gets you closer to that life. Whether itās going to the gym, talking to people in class to get rid of your low attention span or whatever you said. Otherwise youāll only ever wish you started sooner.
Not waiting till ur done with school
Meh, id rather goon lowkey

Idk if my standards are high or something but i matched with like 100 people on tinder
But only liked one enough to go on a date

Its like shit, being with someone sounds nice but what do i need that for right now
Are we deadass
U know Iām right gng
But
If you genuinely donāt care to have someone in ur life then ig wait whatever
I share a room with my brother, where am i supposed to clap cheeks 
Her dorm 
Tell him to leave
Idk man
When are you getting someone in your life
You are also single
Whoās online playing GTA?
And i feel like people just place more value on elevating their social status with a partnership then actually finding the perfect person for them
Not me
Probably when I go back to school. Idk where else to find people so
But until then
lol
Go on bumble or tinder
To go to a job
Someone
Thanks for that captain obvious
Yes please next goon session







