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No sorry offshore mission
i see
middle
McKenzie hangar is above
Go as Trevor there and fly as Trevor or you can land the helicopter as Trevor and shoot Trevor as mic or frank
Wow
Is it only for Trevor
Yes
yes i believe, i went there as frank and the heli never spawned
This is fucking annoying a shit
Racist fucking game
It saves a lot of time though
Do yall think Trevor showers everyday?
Fuck no
he showers?
Remove everyday and ask again
Every year?
Lmao
Nah
Never
You should find out for us
trevor might be the most disgusting gta protagonist ever
lol
Coward
I won't feel safe thats for sure
Yes
Good old Stevie wonāt hurt you
Lmao
wee wee
At most he give you human meat
and a beer to go along

You don't remember ?
Hello huzz
uncle trevor is a cannibal
I forgor
Yeah
Glad he didn't eat the other two protagonist
Unlike @near patrol who probably wouldn't hesitate
To eat them
At least he ain't racist ig
He doesn't treat Franklin differently too
Or micro aggressions
He's a drug dealer, he's a drug addict, he got mummy issue, he is violent, he is also a cannibal but you say at least he is not racist okay

I think he is racist and he doesn't like Americans
They always make fun of him for being Canadian
I think he is Canadian, right ?
yes
start of every rampage lmao
So if anything he will be racist towards Americans
Yeah
Basically every time it's the same thing but different people
you know
i think rockstar may treat one of the protagonists in gta 6 the way they treated johnny klebitz in gta 5
I don't
I don't know what you are talking about
I hate story mode vehicle mechanics
wdym
It breaks very easily despite 100% armor
You can't call a mechanic to deliver your vehicle
yea
You can easily save and then lose your vehicle if it's not the main character one
I don't mind if it's easily broken and needs repair but I don't like it when you are far away but you can't get any vehicle
hello ladies
oh i meant femboys
you are the lady
u are
yes we all know
but let's talk about u
i'm completely behind on movies
every time i sit down to watch i find something else more pressing to do
zoomer mentality sadge
same lol
i went thru a binge period during the pandemic but now there's the regular things pulling me in diff directions
oh
@gloomy warren @lusty atlas check this out
I tag because I see you online on discord so I assume you might be available
Wym
It's ok to hate to americans and french
Yes watch it now

dont know what you expect them to do lol not a death threat
I didn't expect anything from them but taking a look
Don't try to patronize me or something
then if you want them to have a look make a ticket like everyone else?
im not lol

lol
They don't moderate dm anyways, except breaking tos
Why would I open a ticket
thatās something you would know

"to have a look as you put it"
wassup
clouds at the moment
bahright
š



sergeant doakes

are you stupid
"oo he didnt know clicking L3 in first person mode with specific gun attachments on does something"
you shouldve been swallowed
How long have you been playing this game for

this is a gta server sir
ik
Not playing the game is another level
Some people avoid playing it which is already not understandable
But you
Hmmmm
meow
Meow
most convenient business battle of all time happened
hi
nightclub goods right as i ran out, and i got the dogwater nightclub at bottom of map
hello
friken friken sucks
How much you paying this time
Lmao
what i pay
dude
buy a nc in like vinewood or something
eh, dont like nightclub too much
Fr
Wow
i have that one too
that nightclub will be like hell for grinding
Crazy
i only play businesses i enjoy
acid is fun
bunker is fun when its the phantom wedge
Lmao
love that mission
Not even average gtao player
bells
?
I said not even average GTA online player
Thoughts lol
does rebooking a new dude for nightclub give u max popularity or just some
this is the way
for a good mental health
yeah i know, i do not grind ts hard
i do cayo mybe once a day or every two days
acid once a day
then the odd random business
import export when i feel like having high blood pressure
But not for good wealth
Not the best way but yes
then what is the best way, im not doing these bs ahh missions
i do the
blue icon dude when it shows up, those r easy
but not often do they show up
might lock in and actually open the businesses the nightclub uses
i got sporting goods and cash creation das it š
eh theyre not fun
why would i do something not fun in a video game
There's worse
the gta sweat mind can not comprehend that some people dont treat it like a 9-5
Funny
ima just open p all the businesses, i wanna try a full nightclub sale once
might never touch them
I know someone who grinds but doesn't make it feel like nine five
takes like 66 hours
I don't even know why you play this game if you play it like this
legit saw someone make a "gta timetable" in a server
hangar or special cargo
for my enjoyment
hangar isn't passive
i already have all the basic stuff people sweat for
nor is special cargo
What do you enjoy ? Constantly on the way of making money?
It could be
i enjoy doing random stuff when i feel like it
other day i did a bunch of simeon missions
yes, its a video game
I didn't say isn't
@robust berry .
also i do have a goal, which is to enjoy my time on it

That's not a goal
It isn't a goal because it's something you can already achieve
You'd be wrong
just cause i can acheive it easily dont mean it aint a goal
anything can be a goal lol
that word sounds weird now
goal
A goal is something you'd haven't done yet
yeah, i havent had fun on gta on october 11th yet
if i acheive that thats a goal
tommorow i may have the same
new date
š
@lavish flame what does the hangar give you access to
other than plane stuff
That is just a thing to do
i forget is there a specific heist
No
lemme look it up
Excuse me

Decent hbu
you can store goods
The office provides the player with access to Free Trade Shipping Co to run their smuggling business.
sounds coo
special cargo looks better
Dear me
lol
indian sob emoji

You are online everytime I'm here 
True
i watched dexter instead
lmao
just completed season 1 of it
i'll start it tomorrow
w sticker
season 2 is also pretty good
ohh nahhhh š
fire bro

brian ||morgan
||
i still havent completed it 
Vouch
You will tho
lmao
yeah

@normal aspen when did u watch dexter?
Never
I barley watch tv
my gta5 doesnt work can somebody help it keeps crashing and not even starting gta it crashes at launcher after itried to get a mod on it ive reinstalled 5 times reinstalled rockstar games laucnher can somebody please help im hopeless bro
how do u know that season 2 is fire then
Too many hackers in sess now
Iām saying fire your on it
Fire for u
lol
Thatās nice
try #šāgta-discussion u can find more techy ppl there
How to see the recorded clips
damm im js stupid then
sum moderator ruined some shit by sending a weird ass gif here of dex and debra kissing
Gotta word it better

Iām watching you
the gay harbour gooner
How its possible now
Fr
yooo
Yo
gurt

where gurt at
,afk
Gurt
TTG
?afk flex
@bitter apex I set your AFK: flex
Damn
gurting
lol
oh theres no bleed
Active all of a sudden
gooning
?afk wrong chat
@normal aspen I set your AFK: wrong chat
.
what does AFK even do
Something
lol
Afk
lol
laughing my ass off
gooners
No
Thatās u
Not funny
and @bitter apex
Erm no
You fr
jaking it
funny funny
You fr
No
this is hench omg
LMAO
I aināt even ginger
Yes
Heās
hes
Gay
The other images had more of a broccoli shape to their hair. This was was the closest length

hes
i aint gay
gay
lie

gays always lie
whats even the point to say i have a perm when i know i doš
Do they now ?
Iām not gay Iām just in love with @robust berry There a difference
Fr
No
Cause its the gen z broccoli cut
they always did

omg
YO chat did cayo get banned??
Iāve had a perm since about I was 10 years old lol
its a question
Lmao
Idk
Does it count as straight if hazem is non binary?
hench would know
Are you scared
Would he
Is that why you have to clarify
You trying to be funny you not
yeah they muted me for 3h last time
ye
lol

bruh no one playin
Ok
is it possible to be muted for 1 year
yo
idk
ok
shall we put that theory to test then
he hood
Lmfao
o wait
yeah my bad
yeah lets test it on @bitter apex and @fallen mason
lol
Go lfg
yeah no one answering on that shi
damn gng
Cool. Time you wait
bad luck g
Oh damn
Real
that thing got left in 2013
what do you mean sir
What u need help with
He's asking what you need help with
Which
cayo
that question couldn't have been more clearer lmfao
U need carried ?
nah not carried i ve done it like 3 times
Maybe he didn't understand English so
Or your asking someone to give u a free one
but i still don t rlly know how to do it
Do cluckin bell and drug war DLC
no
i did cluckin bell like 5 times
it s so boring
So carried ?
GTA player when they find out doing things one try won't get them rich
bro my english isn t good
one try? š„
it's alright g, no worries
half i would say
But you like Doomsday ?
never done it imma be honest w u
Then why do you want to do it
i started liking gta again like 3 weeks ago
Cayo is objectively better
Bc heās wants the 1.5 mil
doomday is more fun tho
From bog
Cayo pays more than that but he would say it's boring after doing it five times
You did cluckin 5 time
Shouldāve got it already
Just another 5 time maybe
imagine having only 3 mil

That's why you only have 3 mil

i have 20 hrsš„

on gta
lol
hmm
Might as well wait for 6
yh and i only played weekends
This game ain't good for you bud
lol
plus i js finished clucking bell 20 mins ago
fym
Too grindy for you
Just give up
Cluckin 5 time and you call it boring, are you going to do everything just five times
just spam cluckin bell,then get kosatka,spam cayo,get a nightclub and continue to get other businesses @wraith meteor
What do you think I've been telling him to do
š„
I could help u but ts confusing me @wraith meteor
He said it's boring
nah ik what fuh off
already?
Yeah
yk*
bro i said bcz i finished it 10 m ago
fr lol
atp just leave me alone entirely
do it again
fuh

You are the one trying to get attention by complaining no one answers in lfg
Lmao
trying to get attention?
what does it have to do
do them with friends or find ppl in LFG channels
Wait till he finds out borgdan has setup too
lol
i js asked here
lol
cz no one answers there
Exactly
You want our attention
the avenger setup omg
that shi have me ptsd
and depression
bruh only one of my friends has gta online
and he not even home
Dd annoying cuz of setups. If anyone say dd good for money they glitching
Thatās unfortunate
find ppl in lfg channles then
The reason he is here because he's complaining no one answers there
if anyone answered i would
yeah the finales are kinda fun
Did u buy the sub ?
Yeah they're fun to do
Honestly this isn't the best place to lfg
no cz i only have 3 mil
Why not
i need 4,1 mil
So u want me to give u my cayo ?
cz i want helicopter too
Is what you asking
Did you do drug war DLC
bro or js bogdan idk
uhh tf is that
Wow
dax missions
He clearly wants to do money glitch asp
Last dose first
I think only first dose is enough for now
or cayo*
Yeah point proven
Not the order im saying doing it
how much does it pay
Iām jus saying the name
alot
alot meaning how much
do dax missions dude they're fun too and u get a car if u do the last dose missions
1.5 million
No the 6 missions that gets him acid lab are first dose
Last dose only give a supercar
Bro ik
how.much.are.they.paid.
Average 1.6 to 1.8 if you're lucky
Iām jus saying last dose first bc thatās what they called
and they pay 100k for each mission for first time bonus
First dose is before last dose
100k for each mission
He doesn't need to do last dose
how do i even do it
and from where
go to the D on the map
sandy shores
You're asking so many questions. I think you should watch some YouTube videos
fr
can t i ask questions now huh
You can't find it answer easily if I answer here
Nice attitude I'm not helping anymore
lmao
Dihh š¹
yeah so I have attitude
It's R at the beginning
im dihhing on u
get it
oh i didnt know mb
shut up
Fr
gng chill out
Your question was hostile
Yeah Ron needed saving cuz he's getting beat up
Who
ok
Nice Red bull tag @normal aspen
ohh yeah the first cutscene
Is it cuz Iām black
both
Then we got jumped by mc
Annoying bikers
Smh
yes
alr so anyone gon help me or did i waste my time
Thanks bud

and the cutscene was long af
I don't think we play in ps4
What
Lmao yeah we had to watch Dax take drugs too
dax kept yapping
who is we
literally cockstar reused a story mode mission
He does talk too much
what
fr? i didnt remember that lol
it's only us on ps4s gng š„
Does anyone need help on gta 5 ps4 version
i mean enhanced is still bugged asf
qnd can u play
Yeah before we get jumped, he was taking several kind of drugs
they always re use content
no
no
Lab rat was giving him this and that
if anyone can help me w cayo or bogdan
Ah ok no problem then
alr
Go to lfg
He only wants money and get carried
The reason he is here is because no one answered him there
as i said no one answers there
i haven't played gta online since like a month
Be patient
i do
yh i don t have all the time in the world js for someone to answer and maybe not even help me
Then play other games
i could ve done like 3 cluckin bell setups by now
Not patient enough
@bitter apex just said nobody needs help
nah
And why didn't you
ive played only 6-7 times in an entire month

False
?
Sorry
i did
cz i talked to y all
Gng acting like he got other things to do
So does anyone actually need help or not
Blaming us now ?
Itās ok I tend to leave discord open on my pc
@fallen mason
i do
no
Okay
no
What ???
i js said cz i talked to y all
Me when I lie
Alr so nobody needs help thanks bro i wont be helping anyone now, especially anyone on ps4 edition
good boy
damn bro i almost laughed
pee ass 4
Me when I say some devious trickery to stir up the conversation
omg this guy was literally asking questions about gta in the wrong channel and now hes blaming us
Watch ur language
fuck
lol
Anyway, the lfg are there for a reason. So nobody asks in general chat.
Bro really came on here to get help with gta 5 as if this is a gta 5 discord

what reason if no one uses them
š

yh i agree cant wait to get a better pc
š
skill issue
which specs u got?

bro the gpu is from 2012š
thats pretty good
Can you not update it
intel core i7, 8gb ram, and idk what nvidia gpu from 2012
i7 and 2012 gpu together?
it s a laptop
i7 and 8gb seems not bad
Yeah and I can update mine
yh those 2 not
You know when you update software
maybe only 8gb ram a bit bad
Oh
You download a new version and then you use it
yh but my laptop can only stand that version
Did you ever check
like the version i have rn is the best my laptop can support
Guys am I goated?
yeah
yh
Iām listening to a accounting 101 podcast
no,i am
Yeeeee
Bro wasnāt here during the glory days of tgg
Casino
Business
Apartment
Doomsday
The 4 lfgs lived in harmony before the cayo lfg attacked
No cat
who asked
I did
Cayo perico killed lfgs
Casino still good
Back in the past people would be posting entire resumes in chat just so someone would invite them to their casino heist š
Don't disrespect tamado2 you piece of shit
lol
Gang is this u telling me stfu or not
The reason lfg are also dead is because rockstar hasnāt even us any good double money
For months
Casino lfg used to be non stop posts
how much did he pay u to say this
Casino is the goat of heists
can u do difference between fuh off and fuh u
Yeah cayo makes people corrupt
Pays like the cayo, but funner
Howdy
FAHHH
idc
Oh well fuck off with that 3 mil
nah whah thuh fuhh brah
I feel like if theyāre gonna add solo heists they might as well just let you play offline 
puhh
gng whaš
Imagine gta online but offline
mate
shush
do u even get wim
And the solo players donāt have to pay for xbox live and ps+
Shhhhh
Impossible, because people could mod more easily
who is u to tel me shh
Do you think we are really helping you
Plus itās rockstar
on pc we dont 
ok?
Amen
Amen
Lmao
nemA
omd ur so annyoing
On pc you gotta pay for the ddos attack and getting ur shit hacked 
Thanks
like i never met a more annoying person than u
Omg š„°
never had that problem fortunately
like gang ur attitude worse than my gta online situation
š¹
Oh yeah ?
Punish me then
Iām lvl 70 is that worse
punish my dick
Who cares

fucking dickhead
Pause
mmmmm
What did little bro do
Halt
Someone is crashing out because he's not getting what he want
Ceasefire!
gng tweaking out now
no im crashing out cz u pmo sm
Skill issue fr tho
Yes

Arrete!!
cz i can ask on another sv it s not abt helping
bro thinks he kanye on feb 7th
it s abt u pmo so fucking much

?
Sorry š
kanye crashed out on twitter on feb 7th
oh alr
Pc enhanced LFG?
ngl ts pmo icl fr brh lk u r nt shkspr br ts wrld vry crl br dnt pmo icl ngl ts fr
Pause
Cold innit
no
Daddy ?
Resume
Please?
dafuq
why we speaking in instagram language sir
I canāt understand it
Good
This some next level shit
instagram has it's own language nowš
insta having a meme drought
the march meme drough was worse than this ngl
bunch of goons
ur part of them
says you
let's say no to gooning
yo btw @fallen mason
fr
kill yoruself gng
ohhhh
yourself*
um
Like that's going to hurt my feelings or what
Wild
Now that is interesting
Lmao
And heās gone
Really ?
banned or he left?
I think he just left
aint you got a habit of showing up
What are pity
crashing out over gta 5
Who
jeez
He was such a lovely fella
rdr2 reference
Uh idk yet
mid game reference
its peak
I'm so sorry
@olive plaza
type shi
fatass
Professor X
Banned
i just took a fat shit

Not really
lol
lol
Wtf is that pfp
thatās our siege goat
ishowspeed
@gloomy warren get buddy tf up outta here
Probably his own face
Looks like heās taking a hard ass dump and its hitting his g spot
with pleasure
who
hmmm
the pfp sga has
Where did he go

Whos sga
i didnt see who it was
Student government association
the guy who just got banned
oh

Do a $100 giveaway with the $100 hench just paid you 

š
Hey goons
Hi
hi
Hey
who wants a giftable patreon lol
MR
@robust berry
EE
he told me he didnt want it
already asked him lol
whats giftable patreon tho?
Patreon, but he gives it to you
i have 6 to give
