💬┃gorilla-chat

[velvet forum]

me and my mum share an amazon

i went on to search for halloween costumes

and her and her boyfriend have been searching what sex toys to buy

i'm mortified

[fickle patrol]

E

[velvet forum]

do i say something to her

i'm deeply disturbed

i'm scared

i'm frightened

[swift umbra]

[velvet forum]

do i say something

i'm scared i just wanted to look at halloween costumes

[swift umbra]

If you want to be really annoying

Buy it for them for Christmas

Disclaimer: this joke might get you kicked out. Do at your own discretion

[velvet forum]

i don't want to buy anything

i can't ever look at my mother the same ever again

[swift umbra]

Hey they also wanna have fun

[velvet forum]

they can but maybe search up the sex toys your gonna use on a different amazon account you don't share with all of your children

[swift umbra]

Maybe they don’t know they share it

[timid coral]

unfortunate

[rotund finch]

is there a discord bot that let's you know the weekly updates?

[timid coral]

i have an idea

[true hatch]

Dunno about a bot, but we post them here #📣┃gta-weekly-news

[timid coral]

get a bot that pings you whenever a twitter account posts a tweet

i think mee6 would work?

[true hatch]

We have that in #𝕏┃twitter

[timid coral]

GTASeries would be a great source

[true hatch]

The way we do gta news rn in good anyway, you don't need to go to another site to see it all

The current way isn't much effort anyway

[timid coral]

but the bot only sends the message around the time when the update is live? unless my discord message time log plays with me

supposed to around 12 hours before it went live

[true hatch]

No, we post it when the update actually goes live, creates a lot less confusion that way

[timid coral]

understandable

[true hatch]

That way people aren't constantly asking why they don't have the update in their game yet, even tho it's not actually live at that point

[timid coral]

i can see that

[lavish flame]

the goat

[next sinew]

Buy them 3000 pickles

[gentle bridge]

badabing

[unreal echo]

what do you even do on gta at that level

[gentle bridge]

random shit

[unreal echo]

like what

[gentle bridge]

races or just whatever calls to me in that moment

[unreal echo]

i don’t think i ever reached level 40 no lie

[gentle bridge]

atp i should just go for rank 2000

[gentle bridge]

😭

[unreal echo]

i deleted it like 3 years ago

[gentle bridge]

don't blame you lmao

[unreal echo]

might buy it on pc before 6 drops

then the modders tho

but eh

[gentle bridge]

just another part of the experience

[unreal echo]

can’t beat em join em ( Do NOT mod )

[marsh ocean]

I only play in closed session with friends tbh

[unreal echo]

well hello funeral

[marsh ocean]

Hello there

[unreal echo]

lovely to see you

[gentle bridge]

yea same mostly

publics are aids fests

[fallen mason]

lovely to see you

[gentle bridge]

but

im a mod

[normal aspen]

lol

[unreal echo]

yes mod but don’t

[gentle bridge]

mod but

[unreal echo]

don’t mod

[gentle bridge]

don't mod

[unreal echo]

right

exactly

[gentle bridge]

don't give me an identity crisis

[unreal echo]

it’s simple

not hard

[next sinew]

Why not hard

[unreal echo]

just mod but DO NOT MOD

[unreal echo]

cause it’s easy

[gentle bridge]

[next sinew]

Jewelz u tweaking rn?

[unreal echo]

yea it’s 3am

[gentle bridge]

1400 by end of this month yes or no

[unreal echo]

night

[normal aspen]

No

[gentle bridge]

I will prove you wrong

[fallen mason]

Wow

[west moth]

hi guys

[normal aspen]

[next sinew]

1400 kisses

[west moth]

@analog minnow

hi neville

[gentle bridge]

@west moth what does 1488 mean

[gentle bridge]

no

[next sinew]

That's not for you to decide

[west moth]

look it up

[gentle bridge]

yes it is

[marsh ocean]

Serious question or?

[gentle bridge]

mhm

looks like a random year

[marsh ocean]

Nice try mod

[west moth]

not a year

[gentle bridge]

then what

i genuinely don't get it

[west moth]

im not saying what it means

[marsh ocean]

look it up lol

[west moth]

i know you cant moderate my bio

[gentle bridge]

raises hand but stops just over halfway

[west moth]

shut up isolated

[normal aspen]

lame ass bio pus

[west moth]

"i keep it so real when you do fake shit drive me crazy"

[normal aspen]

I’m quoting a song and what pussy

[west moth]

why tf u care abt my bio

[normal aspen]

I really don’t you say shut up so I’m gonna reply

[fallen mason]

But like

[fallen mason]

Lmao

[west moth]

what

[agile spade]

Its high key disrespectful

[west moth]

idc its my bio

[agile spade]

care about a job next

[west moth]

no

[agile spade]

Surprised ure awake rn

Did you sleep

[lavish flame]

yeah

takes like an year to reach level 40

[fallen mason]

No

What is sleep actually

I'll Google it rq

[solar harbor]

I wish chatting too much even I have nothing to say anything what will I discuss about 😪

Hope u guys ok 👋🌸

[fallen mason]

Lmao

[timid coral]

chat

[fallen mason]

tahc

[agile spade]

Yo

[analog minnow]

Ello

Too many caps

[west moth]

hi neville

[fallen mason]

Fuck I can't even

[analog minnow]

Wdyd

[west moth]

playing gta

[analog minnow]

Nice

[fallen mason]

What's your stats

[west moth]

wym stats

[fallen mason]

Level, play time, income, cops killed

[west moth]

idk my pc account is new

like 8 days playtime

[fallen mason]

God damn

Did you switch platform

[west moth]

what

ye

i played on ps4

[fallen mason]

Why

[west moth]

why not

tf is this question

[fallen mason]

I know pc os better but not worth

[west moth]

dude i didnt buy a pc for gta

[fallen mason]

Mf why is why wym tf is this question

It's a question about not understanding your choice

[fallen mason]

But you just give up all your progress in ps platform ?

[west moth]

ye

[wild sage]

Iwbyfa

[west moth]

i like starting from uhh

start

[analog minnow]

I did the same 4 years ago

Ps4 to pc

[west moth]

yeaay

[fallen mason]

As much as I enjoyed providing tests ride service, why would you change platform

[analog minnow]

To not pay the stupid subscription every month just to play gta o

[fallen mason]

I mean there would be justifiable reasons but in general I would not

[fallen mason]

Ah that's great reason

Yeah fuck ps

[analog minnow]

I didn't have much progress on ps, i had irl friends on pc and the subscription

[west moth]

my brothers ps+ has been frozen for 3 years

he isnt even paying

[analog minnow]

Yeahh fuck microsoft

[west moth]

still has it

[fallen mason]

Bro has irl friends but game instead

[analog minnow]

I won't get test rides anymore?

[fallen mason]

I didn't say I stop providing test drive

[analog minnow]

Tell him to cancel its just waste of money at that point

[analog minnow]

[fallen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-microsoft-space-force-john-malcovich-gif-8108491733214370090

I always think of this scene

[west moth]

no he isnt paying

guys what do i do with 3.4m dollars

[fallen mason]

Save that pocket change

[analog minnow]

Ywah i was referencing that

[fallen mason]

Tell me what you have now

[analog minnow]

U have sub?

[west moth]

wym

[west moth]

yes

[fallen mason]

"wym"

[fallen mason]

I'm asking what you have

Like

Properties

[west moth]

i have car

[fallen mason]

😭

Mf trolling

[analog minnow]

[wild sage]

Played PC gta

[west moth]

imma do another cayo and buy the vigilante

[analog minnow]

What businesses do you own

[wild sage]

Got kicked off

[fallen mason]

Don't

[wild sage]

10/10 game

[west moth]

then a couple more for the raiju

[fallen mason]

Are you going to tell me what you have

Like seriously

[west moth]

bike too

[fallen mason]

Okay

So you don't want help

[west moth]

i have opressor

[fallen mason]

Fine

[west moth]

mk2

[west moth]

noo i dont wanna pay a fine

[analog minnow]

@west moth

[fallen mason]

That's not what I'm asking is it

[west moth]

nightclub

[fallen mason]

List every one you have

Business property service vehicles

[analog minnow]

Submarine, nightclub, acid lab?

[west moth]

nightclub terrorbyte kosatka auto shop hands on car wash

[analog minnow]

Nice

[fallen mason]

You should get whatever you need for the nightclub next

[analog minnow]

👆

[west moth]

ill buy a hydra hehe

[fallen mason]

Any size of CEO Warehouse or hangar
Bunker
Weed cash and cocaine factory (MC)

[fallen mason]

You can then you will become one of the people who have poor financial management

[wild sage]

Isn't nightclub only good for if you have multiple business

[west moth]

i have my money ways trust

[west moth]

i only bought it for a terrorbyte

[fallen mason]

You don't even have casino heists

[west moth]

dude just trust

[fallen mason]

Yeah that's what I'm telling him

[fallen mason]

Ok I know you do money glitch

Disgrace

[west moth]

not money glitch

i do cayos

[fallen mason]

Yeah

[west moth]

what yeah

i can legit show u

[fallen mason]

How do you think I got what I have today

[west moth]

work

maybe shark cards who knows

[fallen mason]

I'm basically Michael but I didn't end up dealing with corrupted agent

[fallen mason]

If you want to call me stupid you have to try the other ways

[fallen mason]

And I don't have kids

[west moth]

ok ur stupid

[fallen mason]

Toxicity (2)

[wild sage]

I only have it on Xbox/psn because I have multiple businesses and terabyte for casino

Having it by itself low-key sucks

[analog minnow]

I got pinged?

[fallen mason]

Well 50k a day is 50k a day

[west moth]

u said if i wanna call u stupid use different ways

[west moth]

uhhh no

[analog minnow]

okie

[wild sage]

[fallen mason]

Don't be scared. I can't really give you 2 points

[analog minnow]

Yeahh beat saber hell yeah

[west moth]

i mean i did use a different way. verbal

[fallen mason]

You should get those business to set yp your nightclub first

[west moth]

no

[fallen mason]

[west moth]

peezy yorn

[wild sage]

I don't play PC much because I have no friends added on their ☹️

So I can't really say much on this topic

[west moth]

there*

[analog minnow]

Napik this sm good advice listen to it

[fallen mason]

Short sighted mf

[wild sage]

[west moth]

no

[fallen mason]

I have 200+ but I usually do stuff myself.

[analog minnow]

[wild sage]

That what she said

[west moth]

neville longbottom

[analog minnow]

Ye

[fallen mason]

He wouldn't listen since he doesn't see what we see

[west moth]

hi

[fallen mason]

How would that make sense

[analog minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[fallen mason]

[near patrol]

Bro 😭

My crew left without me

[normal aspen]

I would’ve done the same

[near patrol]

Excuse me

[analog minnow]

Uk what that means right?

[near patrol]

What

They were in a rush

[analog minnow]

Time for strawberry waffle as a sweet treat

[near patrol]

LMAO

I wish

[near patrol]

But it'll take 40 mins to arrive

[fallen mason]

Tbf they might not have enough waffle to feed you

[near patrol]

We could get the next job in a few mins

[analog minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[near patrol]

Shush

[west moth]

neville

[near patrol]

Nah I had it last night

[analog minnow]

Yes

[west moth]

hi neville

[analog minnow]

Awww alright then

[analog minnow]

Hi

[west moth]

wyd

[analog minnow]

Sleep

[west moth]

what time

is it

for u

[near patrol]

Lmao I got the next job

She's either gonna be nice or a proper bitch

Let's see

[west moth]

what a disgusting word

[near patrol]

Lmfao

[west moth]

no lmao

[near patrol]

Next call*

[potent cape]

Yo guys i need help selling the bunker

[west moth]

lick me all over

such a wierd word

[fallen mason]

Just sell solo

Ain't that hard

[potent cape]

Its full

[near patrol]

It's laugh my ass off 😭

[fallen mason]

That's what she said

[near patrol]

Who told u it's that

[potent cape]

Burh

[normal aspen]

[lusty belfry]

Set bunker as spawn location and keep rejoining sessions until you get the trucks with trailers

[fallen mason]

Doesn't matter how much you have just sell it yourself
If you get something you can't deliver all by yourself then change a session and sell again

[west moth]

did you know if you type "[gulliable]" in the chat a secret emoji pops up

[potent cape]

A little help can’t harm no one

[fallen mason]

Or insurgent with heavy armour

[fallen mason]

A little solo can't harm no one

[near patrol]

Lmao I'm not that gullible

[west moth]

fug

[fallen mason]

The more time you waste now the more money you lose

Just sell it

[near patrol]

I'm just vibing to sexyback

[fallen mason]

What is your jxx ?
If you don't mind me asking

[west moth]

ew that word again

[near patrol]

Paramedic

[fallen mason]

Ambulance crew ?

[near patrol]

Student para

[near patrol]

Yea

[fallen mason]

Shit

I want to do that

Maybe

[near patrol]

It's a cool job

[fallen mason]

That's so cool

Fucking

[near patrol]

You never know what ur gonna get

[fallen mason]

Yeah horse porn

[near patrol]

Unless it's a regular patient

[near patrol]

Lmfao

[fallen mason]

I I was thinking of a scene from a show

[fallen mason]

Is there "regular" really ?

[near patrol]

Yeah

Sometimes we get the same patient several times

[fallen mason]

Do you get paid well

[near patrol]

Like they'd call the ambulance every other day

[fallen mason]

Did they think it's takeaway or what

[near patrol]

I'm getting 5k a year for 240 hrs of work

U can do the maths

[fallen mason]

Wow way less than engineering

[fallen mason]

Racist

[near patrol]

Exactly

[fallen mason]

[west moth]

balls

[near patrol]

That's £20 per hour btw

That's good

[lusty belfry]

The job market is so saturated these days

[fallen mason]

Ik but engineering could be like 500 a week or so. Probably 25 to 35 an hour for newbies

[near patrol]

Right

[fallen mason]

Censor that word or I open a ticket

[near patrol]

That's £500 a week if I work 25 hrs

[fallen mason]

So yeah. Idk. Maybe I'll be ambulance crew for fun

[lusty belfry]

Right lol

[west moth]

guys do i buy the hydra or the scramjet

[near patrol]

So it's around about the same

[fallen mason]

Depends what you want for

[west moth]

just fun

[near patrol]

I'm only doing this for the vibes and bc it's sick

[upper fractal]

Hey, @west moth It may be best for you to ask your question in . If you can't view it head over to id:customize select your platform then you'll be able to view 🙂

[fallen mason]

Ig. But engineering could eventually get up to 60 an hour

[fallen mason]

Lmao

Don't you need some certificate

[near patrol]

Same thing with this

[fallen mason]

You'll get bored soon

[near patrol]

The longer u work the higher the band

[west moth]

dude just tell me hydra or scramjet

[near patrol]

So more pay

[west moth]

hydra it is then

[fallen mason]

What's fun in hydra ? But for Scramjet you'll just find water constantly.

[fallen mason]

Fair enough

Idk

[west moth]

terrorising people

[near patrol]

Get a tank

[fallen mason]

Who tf gonna be terrorised

[near patrol]

It's slower but lasts longer

[west moth]

i got one

[fallen mason]

Won't be too long in front of aircraft

[near patrol]

Use that on the beach

[west moth]

ppl in public

[fallen mason]

They won't

Hydra is easy to kill in freemode

[near patrol]

Aircraft won't last too long in front of a Pro sniper

[west moth]

ill just buy a raiju next

[near patrol]

With the explosive rounds as well

[fallen mason]

Not everyone skilled enough to kill mk2 quick

[fallen mason]

Then you're a pussy

[near patrol]

There are some

[normal aspen]

lol

[fallen mason]

True

[fallen mason]

I mean, I'm right.

[near patrol]

I saw ur family of cows

[west moth]

ill just buy every jet

[fallen mason]

Raiju in public is peak skillessness

[normal aspen]

[fallen mason]

No one is scared of jets

[west moth]

what about opressor

[lusty belfry]

Jets are shit now ever since the cannon nerf

[fallen mason]

No one is scared of it

[fallen mason]

They had to for raiju

[west moth]

well no one gonna be scared of anything its a game

[fallen mason]

I mean, toreador or ruiner or deluxo

If you're skilled enough

And buzzard (probably)

[west moth]

ok ill buy them

[fallen mason]

You think you have the skill ?

Non of them is 3mil btw

[west moth]

dude i already bought the hydra

[fallen mason]

Not my problem

[west moth]

gimme 5 hours ill have like 20 mil

[fallen mason]

Maths doesn't add up

Unless you do money glitch

[west moth]

i didnt do a money glitch

i got opressor in 1 hour

and like 10 mins

[fallen mason]

Yeah lies

[west moth]

alr dont believe me then

[fallen mason]

Bro's goona be like " I didn't do glitches"
And trhen go "someone gave me money"

[west moth]

nope

[fallen mason]

And explain how you get money for nightclub terrobyte and time to finish all five clients job and money for the bike itself

[near patrol]

Ayo

[fallen mason]

In 1 hours and 10 minutes

[lusty belfry]

Its fun seeing what the chat says

[near patrol]

I just went past military vehicles

SICK

[fallen mason]

Take a picture

[near patrol]

Too late

[west moth]

i got 8 mil in that time

[fallen mason]

It's probably just a jeep

[west moth]

not all that

smartie

[fallen mason]

Then you did not get it in 1 hour did you

[near patrol]

I'm in a moving car

[fallen mason]

Fucking liar

[near patrol]

I didn't realise until I looked out

[fallen mason]

Hi in a moving car

[near patrol]

Shush

[fallen mason]

Lmao

[west moth]

the fucking oppressor

not everything else

[fallen mason]

Mhm. Still

6 mil in an hour ? You got carried

[fallen mason]

Should be "hahaha" instead

[lusty belfry]

There was one time me and my friends made 15 million from the special warehouses

In the full public lobby too

[fallen mason]

With high demand and full warehouse

[lusty belfry]

ypu

[fallen mason]

Probably bonus

[west moth]

im not telling you how i did it. its not a money glitch. just a little trick that i made

[fallen mason]

That's a money glitch

Okay chat

We got him

[west moth]

nope

firewall

[fallen mason]

It is if you won't say it

[near patrol]

Shush

[fallen mason]

how rude of you

[near patrol]

Deserved ngl

[fallen mason]

[west moth]

@fallen mason

[fallen mason]

Ok

[near patrol]

Lol

[fallen mason]

Elaborate. One word isn't gonna tell the whole story

[fallen mason]

[west moth]

dude i just said its a firewall

[fallen mason]

Then what you do with it ? Or money just comes like that ?

Modding isn't good either

[west moth]

its not modding

[fallen mason]

Sure

[west moth]

no i use it for a trick

[fallen mason]

You mean rply

[west moth]

honestly i wont even tell you because i dont really care what you have to say

[fallen mason]

That's a money glitch

[west moth]

its not a replay

[fallen mason]

Of course you don't care. It's not my money that's illegitimate

[fallen mason]

Yeah yeah

Nothing you say really makes sense except money glitch

[analog minnow]

Hope she's nice

[fallen mason]

If it's legitimate and all safe and what not, you would have said that already

[west moth]

its not bannable

just to say

[fallen mason]

Yeah of course you say that

Because you want to think it's not a money glitch

There's always an excuse

[near patrol]

We'll see

[fallen mason]

You trading in apartments ?

[west moth]

no

[fallen mason]

That should be bannable

So no

[fallen mason]

What secret money glitch are you doing

[west moth]

shit ragebait

[fallen mason]

What an interesting mystery

[fallen mason]

If anything I'm not the one breaking the rule

And it's pretty clear it's a money glitch

[west moth]

never said anything about rule breaking

[fallen mason]

We just don't have evidence of you admitting

[west moth]

alright think what you think i dont give a shit

[fallen mason]

Acting all tuff now

I mean money glitch, pus move

But you do you

[west moth]

no i just genueinly dont care

[fallen mason]

You're still here

Trying to defend yourself

It would make sense you want to make money faster because you switch platform

Wanna catch up allat

[west moth]

no i just bought gta on pc bc i was tired of controller

[fallen mason]

Yeah,

But genuinely

Try the pancakes casino

Hella fun

[normal aspen]

.

[fallen mason]

.

Lost 50k just now

[normal aspen]

Nice

[fallen mason]

Yeah fuck the dealer

Shame I don't get xp in exclusive

I mean really, it's messed up

Iso thanks for the pancake

[tardy hatch]

hey guys tryna make friends here

[normal aspen]

Don’t mention it

[tardy hatch]

?

[fallen mason]

Thanks tho still

[west moth]

hi frend

[tardy hatch]

hi

d

[west moth]

@analog minnow

is friend too

[fallen mason]

Btw lfg is what you want to use if you look for people to do things in game

Many people there

[tardy hatch]

got a strict NAT type

[fallen mason]

Wym

[tardy hatch]

complex

to explain

[normal aspen]

[west moth]

what is nat

[tardy hatch]

just means that I get kicked out of a public session

[fallen mason]

Haha

[tardy hatch]

for no fucking reason

[west moth]

ok

[fallen mason]

Stay in private

[tardy hatch]

no friends there

[fallen mason]

Idk why people like public but complain

[fallen mason]

Find someone in lfg and add them

[tardy hatch]

aight

just starting up yk

will go there in a sec

[fallen mason]

Yeah that's why you should stay in private

[west moth]

i be friend

[tardy hatch]

aight

[proven gulch]

unstrict it then

[tardy hatch]

not easy

wish i could

[proven gulch]

it very easy
(typically paid) vpn, upnp or direct port mapping

i use expressvpn for the most part as i prefer my routers not doing upnp etc

[fallen mason]

Xp tho

[proven gulch]

i also have windscribe pro as backup

[normal aspen]

Xp

.

[proven gulch]

i think even the free tier of windscribe actually gets you moderate nat

[tardy hatch]

spent 100 bucks on that shit it doesnt work

[proven gulch]

then your problem isn't nat

[tardy hatch]

?

[fallen mason]

(Prob got kicked by modder anyways)

[proven gulch]

expressvpn is among the best geenral purpose / gaming vpn's around
every two years or so i do a test buying short term subs to all the major vpns cos reasons

and it will solve any nat issues you have

as will of course many other vpn's, but in my location with the endpoints i use it has the lowest latency for me
that part might vary but again, nat is solved with a vpn like express

[fallen mason]

What about nordvpn or surfshark ?

[proven gulch]

surfshark is okay
nord is pretty good performance wise

if you're using a vpn purely for gaming what you want is a provider with more endpoints and a responsive internal team who keeps the vpn's viable against blocks and that will steer you towards the bigger vpn providers

but if you're using it as a general purpose vpn you should be aware that all of the majors are owned by companies who are likely doing other stuff with how you use the vpn
i only use express for gtao on dedicated gtao pc's so idc in that respect

[fallen mason]

Against blocks ?

[fallen mason]

1300

Hi 7186389

[lavish flame]

[proven gulch]

it's often the case that vpn endpoints get blocked by content delivery networks, so they have to keep on top of that

but its actually kinda hilarious
express has gotten slightly more money out of me than r* over 4 years and all i use express for is to play gtao
hahahaha

[fallen mason]

Okay

[lusty belfry]

Ohhh it feels good seeing the irony of cod players

[lavish flame]

All cod players are chad

[fallen mason]

Fuck cod players

[lavish flame]

No

[lusty belfry]

they are all dumbasses who think they're better anyone else, the type of kids who pick on fights that come in their way

[lavish flame]

[fallen mason]

Brainless cunts

Not thinking at all

[analog minnow]

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-amonguspotion-among-us-sus-sus-suspect-gif-26429775

[proven gulch]

its ironic you should say that in a gtao server

[fallen mason]

Not ironic

Most of gtao playerbase don't think either

[proven gulch]

dude how long have u been in bri'ish

[fallen mason]

What

[fallen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[proven gulch]

do you understand the english

[fallen mason]

No

[proven gulch]

figures

[near patrol]

Okay so she was alright

Turns out she's been to prison before

And has been banned from a supermarket

[fallen mason]

Wow

How she gonna survive

[near patrol]

There's other supermarkets

[fallen mason]

Lies

That's what the government wants you to think

The government also wants xp

Do they now

[agile spade]

Friken

Go to sleep

[fallen mason]

What does giveaway bypass do

[fallen mason]

It's like noon soon

[normal aspen]

?afk if there’s a requirement like a certain level or something, you can bypass it by having that role

[upper fractal]

You are already AFK.

[normal aspen]

Fuck u

[fallen mason]

Like anything really stops me

Or they ever make it exclusive

How you gon help

[normal aspen]

No

[normal aspen]

I’ll stop u

[fallen mason]

[ivory prawn]

anyone that wanna help me sell coke lockup

[normal aspen]

I’ll make the requirement everyone can win, but you

[normal aspen]

Next year yea

[fallen mason]

Can I still bypass that ?

[fallen mason]

Just sell solo

[fallen mason]

That's a paradox

[shrewd badge]

https://tenor.com/view/leah-halton-gif-17344024016778153565

[ivory prawn]

please

[normal aspen]

No

[ivory prawn]

it takes so loong

[upper fractal]

Hey @ivory prawn, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
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#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#1345458996848365618
Click Here for LFG info

[normal aspen]

No

[shrewd badge]

Yes

[normal aspen]

[agile spade]

Please stop

[fallen mason]

Then don't sell

[shrewd badge]

[fallen mason]

Holy jump scare

[near patrol]

Yeah

[agile spade]

Friken smash or pass

[near patrol]

She's kinda crazy

[agile spade]

WHo tf is alt

Oh

[fallen mason]

She looks not good

[near patrol]

Lmfao

[fallen mason]

Lots of make up

[normal aspen]

lol

[fallen mason]

Probably pick me or attention seeking

[agile spade]

Cold

[fallen mason]

If not ran through

[agile spade]

Ooooo

[fallen mason]

[ivory prawn]

wait is your job to talk to people on discord or what, holy unemployed

[fallen mason]

Insult me cuz I ain't help you ? Fuck off

You're not any better than me

[ivory prawn]

holy discord mod

[fallen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

[normal aspen]

He’s not a mod kiddo

[fallen mason]

Gta mfs when you don't give them 16 trillion day 1

[ivory prawn]

hah thats real funny, im laughing rn, what a good joke

[agile spade]

Thats not unemployed if thats his job

[fallen mason]

You're the joke, not what I said

[normal aspen]

[ivory prawn]

oooohhh roasted, tuff, sigma, aura, fat ah discord mod

[fallen mason]

That's why I said gtao playerbase sucks

[normal aspen]

Lil bro

[ivory prawn]

your apart of it pall

[fallen mason]

I know, and I'm better part of it

[ivory prawn]

oh wait fr, damnnn

[fallen mason]

Sell your mc shit boy

[normal aspen]

Boy

!

[fallen mason]

Make you little profit kiddo

[fallen mason]

What ?

[ivory prawn]

haha what a funny picture

[agile spade]

Boy is crazy

[echo peak]

Boy

[fallen mason]

Yeah him asking help to sell mc instead of doing it already is also crazy

[stable relic]

Why you calling Friken a mod bro what you on about 😭

[fallen mason]

Probably bcuz my colour

Ik it's good looking

[normal aspen]

More like your shield

[fallen mason]

Maybe. Which means the trick worked

I know, I'm better.

[timid coral]

chat

[normal aspen]

.

[timid coral]

hmmmm

[gentle bridge]

sniffs

[analog minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/sniffa-gif-4087140221990311077

[fallen mason]

I love dogs and wolves

[analog minnow]

Dogsam

[echo peak]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-lonely-rain-sad-gif-7792030237214898863

[fallen mason]

Fuck you

[analog minnow]

I know u wanna

[lavish flame]

diddyblud

how come diddy only got 4 years of prison

[fallen mason]

Then let me

[fallen mason]

Government needs distraction

[analog minnow]

[lavish flame]

and we all know diddy will be out in less than 4 years

[analog minnow]

Fr dudes need to be locked up forever

He’s gonna be on the streets before gta 6 pc port bruh

[gentle bridge]

what diddy do to deserve this

[fallen mason]

Yeah what's his crime

( i genuinely don't know

[gentle bridge]

causing baby oil shortage

[lavish flame]

abusing

[analog minnow]

Wasn’t he a predator or sm

[lavish flame]

yea

diddy's phone is reportedly still an iPhone 11, when asked he said "11 just feels right"

[analog minnow]

[gentle bridge]

😭😭😭😭😭

[fallen mason]

Why the fuck they care what phone he uses

[proven gulch]

fchoom

[normal aspen]

Yall twins

[fallen mason]

Get xp

[lusty belfry]

Smoke and smoke on this smoke

[fallen mason]

Wah

[timid coral]

indeef

indeed

[fallen mason]

Xp tho

[north arch]

Guys

[echo peak]

Xp farm in the big 2025

[timid coral]

xd farming

[north arch]

Someone voted multiple people in cotw

[echo peak]

Ok

[north arch]

Is that allowed?

[prisma scarab]

I’m pretty sure your allowed to vote for for everyone besides your own vehicle

I don’t even know if I can vote for my team or not though so I haven’t put any votes in

Plus that guy is chill, they kinda just voted everyone

[prisma scarab]

Did you join the cotw?

[north arch]

Yes

[prisma scarab]

What team

[north arch]

Blue

[prisma scarab]

Hell yeah

https://tenor.com/view/dap-up-cat-kitty-gif-26577875

[north arch]

I wanted red

[north arch]

But red was too simple for my car

[prisma scarab]

Blue is awesomesauce

[north arch]

All RED

[north arch]

Yea so can I vote multiple people?

[prisma scarab]

I’m pretty sure? Just not yourself, and I’m not sure if we can vote for our own team or not

[fallen mason]

Xd

[fallen mason]

Ask ni3k

[shrewd badge]

https://tenor.com/view/sue-margaret-the-substance-a-substancia-gif-11790642247418617334

[gentle bridge]

meow

[north arch]

What da heeel?

[prisma scarab]

Nya

[north arch]

I can't vote

[leaden siren]

is there a chanel that I can look f people in to play gta?

[north arch]

For cotw theme

[north arch]

Lfg

[leaden siren]

thanks

[north arch]

I submitted a car in cotw this week and the last week

But

I don't have the role

[fallen mason]

Ahhhh

[lusty belfry]

Lol bosoms what a funny word

[prisma scarab]

Blossom

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-cat-kitty-pussycat-love-you-gif-1407003454344358310

[lusty belfry]

I think im going crazy

[prisma scarab]

Hi going crazy

I’m Blue

[north arch]

[civic elm]

I’ve jus stumbled across a tweet some years back and it says gta 6 trailer in December, but the game won’t get released till 2026

This was 1 month before the first trailer

[timid coral]

remember boy bands

[plain inlet]

well if you say a lot of shit one of thems bound to stick

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cute-cat-cat-dance-tabby-gif-20880589

[civic elm]

Wym

Ohhh

Also have u saw the song that rockstar reposted

idk if it fits for a trailer but idrk if they randomly repost songs

[near patrol]

Help

I went past a cemetery

And I'm listening to music

The lyrics went something like "I'm alive"

[civic elm]

We’re like diamonds in the sky

[timid coral]

where?

[civic elm]

Think it was Twitter

[timid coral]

isnt that rihanna's chart topping hit "Diamonds"

[civic elm]

😂 that’s why I said diamonds in the sky

[timid coral]

around 2/3 billion views on the mv alone

[near patrol]

Yeah 💀

[timid coral]

pretty sure if you sort by popular, it would be her most viewed/streamed mv

[near patrol]

Probably is

[civic elm]

I sent u the link of the song in messages

or just go onto Twitter and scroll down

CirCoLoco Records

Love songs - prospa and kosmo kint

[fallen mason]

Yeah

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-thumbs-up-good-job-gif-19005687

[gentle bridge]

[civic elm]

I’m gonna call it rn

Tuesday 4th November 2025

[gentle bridge]

the day i reach rank 1400

[timid coral]

morning 🫡

[timid coral]

hmm, should i say it

[north arch]

[timid coral]

november 4th for him isnt just a random date

its the supposed... trailer 3 date

you guys remember gta vi

[north arch]

Why?

[timid coral]

i wish i could answer this

but i cant because idk lol

[north arch]

Ik

Hopium

[timid coral]

lol

[timid coral]

does he know

[north arch]

Maybe

[timid coral]

how old is trailer 2

5 months smth

remember the moon theory

[north arch]

[north arch]

[analog minnow]

Bruh these Moon theories are back

[timid coral]

oh shit, is it

[north arch]

Kinda funny

We can barely see the moon

In your pfp

[analog minnow]

Its sm wanking gibbous or smthg on 4th

[timid coral]

yep

i still remember that

[analog minnow]

But hey its time for news right? Or are they gonna go straight to January February for marketing 🤔

[timid coral]

oh shit, i just realized

[north arch]

I expect around the holidays

Because

It means sales

[echo peak]

https://tenor.com/view/quandale-dingle-gif-25510460

[analog minnow]

Maybe

[timid coral]

they dropped trailer 2 exactly one year before the supposed release date

may 6, 2026

[north arch]

Sales means more pre orders

Pre orders come with a trailer

[analog minnow]

1 year 20 days or smthg

[timid coral]

may 26 then

[analog minnow]

Yea

[timid coral]

not exactly a year, but close enougg

[timid coral]

didnt they announce the delay literally a day before

may 5th

[echo peak]

Nah

I remember it was like 26 april

[north arch]

They kinda had to

[timid coral]

hmm

[echo peak]

It was a friday

[timid coral]

what i remember is that

a short period of time after they announced the delay

[analog minnow]

2nd

[timid coral]

they released trailer 2

and, the website

cant be more than 2 weeks after

[north arch]

And 70 screenshots

Every week we waited was a screenshot

[echo peak]

I havent even seen the 70 screenshots lol

[analog minnow]

I had an exam on 7th ive never studied with such big ass smile on my face before i was hyped asf

[timid coral]

we barely know anything abt the kalaga national park up to this point

[north arch]

[analog minnow]

2nd delay, 6th t2,70 screens and news

[timid coral]

i see

[timid coral]

wasnt trailer 1 november 5th 2023

or december 5th

[analog minnow]

December

[timid coral]

i see

[analog minnow]

They announced it in November, apparently the uhh t1 came too early in 2023 because of rockstar celebrating their 25th anniversary

[north arch]

Don't give tgg ideas

[timid coral]

do yall believe may 26th is the final release date

no more delays

[north arch]

Yes

Or very close to it

[analog minnow]

Let's see bruh

[timid coral]

how many times did they cancel gta iv and v

[analog minnow]

Ig may 26 was chosen to honour ray liota?

[timid coral]

gta iv from 2007, to 2008 iirc?

[analog minnow]

Because its hes death anniversary

[timid coral]

rio

rip

[north arch]

He'll nawh

Rockstar hates ray

[analog minnow]

No clue

[analog minnow]

They do not this is a false rumour

[north arch]

Because he was rude ti people on set

[north arch]

Maybe

[analog minnow]

This is the one good reason as to why the date was chosen

There are other little stupid silly theories ive heard like the red dead 2 song

[north arch]

Which?

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cute-cat-cat-dance-tabby-gif-20880589

[north arch]

Tamado

U like me car?

[prisma scarab]

Yes

[north arch]

In cotw

[prisma scarab]

Idk I hope I did

Because you are Blue

[north arch]

Unfortunately

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[north arch]

All RED

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10311420692458175149

[north arch]

I hope the other tomato is different

[analog minnow]

There's this song "Red" in rdr2s soundtrack and a line in it says "Seven months gone and seven years to go" which is exactly how much time will have passed between rdr2s initial console launch and gta 6s current launch

[analog minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-cat-air-cat-pilot-cat-cat-war-cat-gif-9888863539466296855

[civic elm]

I said 4th of November because it a Tuesday and they usually drop stuff right before an earnings call so 2 days before would be a perfect lineup and they could talk more about gta vi and the future to come

[north arch]

Just change your name to blue berry

[prisma scarab]

My name is Blue

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-cat-hug-cat-love-gif-9176149428765300540

[timid coral]

i want to say smth

but for everyone's best interest, i wont

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/realistic-cat-smurf-meme-funny-gif-5895795080802392404

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-glass-cute-cute-cat-cat-in-glass-gif-7716823274462348253

[lusty belfry]

I'd like to speak to your manager

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-cat-nerd-cat-glasses-gif-16005791420799443552

[lusty belfry]

[bitter apex]

@robust berry

[lofty valve]

hihejka oceni ktos ❤️

[bitter apex]

Your pfp

[north arch]

Why what is wrong?

[bitter apex]

Nothing

Lmao

[north arch]

Many women been joining vro

It's sus

[bitter apex]

Fr

[bitter apex]

Funny

Tbf

[north arch]

For honch

It's not funny

[bitter apex]

Honch died

[north arch]

It's fun

[north arch]

L bozo

Or fr

[bitter apex]

Yeah

Rip him fr

[north arch]

Fr?

[bitter apex]

Yeah

Fr

[analog minnow]

With that pfp obviously they will tf is that😭

[bitter apex]

[north arch]

What is wrong?

[bitter apex]

What’s right the

Tbf

[north arch]

It's a little sus sure

[bitter apex]

Mhm

[analog minnow]

It translates to heh somebody will judge ❤️

[north arch]

What what's wrong?

[bitter apex]

Oh

😭😏

[north arch]

Oh shit

[analog minnow]