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Yoyoyo yusuf amir here
You are
No
Like part of game
Iām new to game
Nuh uh
Then you should read the rules
Sorry guys I just want some cool cars Iām new
Grind.Grind.Grind.Goggins Mentality.
If you're 14 then you shouldn't play gta5
Gta5 is practically a job if you actual play it
Womp womp
tbh I got most of my cool cars from the podium one week at a time.
and the coolest cars have trade prices that cut their price by hundreds of thousands.

I got podium twice and I only played for 2 cars so far
But they never rlly cool tbh @copper sinew
crazy how new profiles do that.
So you've been playing 2 weeks.
You lied about being new
Like what ones are actually good
Is it rare
2 weeks is new
I had like 10 mil by myself before I hit 2 weeks
Not based on new profiles I've played.. I always get the podium car with my new profile for some reason.
That's subjective
Passed two cars?
My favourite is the Itali RSX, you get trade price from a casino mission from Connors iirc.
Past two cars good?
Nothing special about it, a regular car, no imani tech, no guns, just fast.
It's very special. It's got no downforce bonus
How fast
Like super car fast
Or just normal
Bc I got that purple jeep one
Class in game is a joke lmao
And then the recent one
For real!? cause that would explain my flying abilities with it.
Yeah the coding is fucked like the comet s2
??
My first podium vehicle was an off roader and it's been handy ever since.
They would've best super car with downforce bonus
xp farm
xp
xp
Good or not, that's subjective
Alr but like I want to make money quick idk how
whats shower
Watch YouTube videos
Put in effort and don't be lazy
If you're 14 you should have plenty of time
i've seen 14yos work

Yea but I got school and sports
To get food
And all my friends brag abt being better
Don't do sports
Leo pmo
?gta @lavish flameand aim for cluck n bell and Acid lab until you can get cayo.
Nah
oops
Gae
?gta
Then why play GTA
fr sports are a waste of time
What is cluckin
Nah
wow
Then you should not be sitting in front of a monitor for hours
Do sports and gta lilbro these dudes are just haters fr


who u calling a "hater"
I donāt thatās why I need money fast
^ it's a heist
but all your GTA pros are in #šāgta-discussion where all the pins have useful in game info. especially the ones with car stats @swift umbra made.
He said he 14 and begins with any glitches
Clearly doesn't wanna put in much effort
There's no shortcut in this game kiddo
Glitches??
u reminded me of showering gng,im going to shower even tho its 22pm 
No way bro
It ain't my fault, it's all tamados fault š„
He wants to play but he doesn't want to spend time

?xbox
No glitches in here dawg we clean money

dirty money allowed here
No
Of course you would say that
yes

idk.. you rob most of it, it's technically all dirty.
i love dirty money

that was exactly my point
Better call Saul
Launder it in the new business
i changed the pfp gng


The most honest money you make is at the casino when you win...
Dyno back up ?
Or Taxi and pizza deliveries
U was the Leonardo correct ?
Doesn't seem like it.
or with the new dlc where u do those missions for the heat
It's clean of its laundered
yeah,but i was talm about the pfp i had even before that,the saul goodman pfp
There's people doing that part for us
yo
I donāt think I was active back then twin
what is it

yeah yeah ik
Just say you want makima
Gooner anime
Is it tho? and laundered how..? like... laundering is when you buy something with dirty money and sell it for clean money.
Watch one piece
no.
Mods!!
It's not our job to launder heist money. We don't ask questions.
Is it really still that long with all the movies shortening it?
Yo ngl I watched one piece when I was 15 I havenāt seen anything since ep 900
Since it's lasted so long they shrank arks into movies you can watch and catch up faster with.
how long is 1 ep?
those aren't up to date anymore š
20 mins
still handy for new players asking about car stats.
Congratulations! You wasted 18.000 MIN of your life watching a mid show
I'm trying to understand how an anime can be self aware..
Gintama maybeā¦.?

Does it need to break the third wall like Deadpool? i don't get it.
FORZA HORIZON 6 IS JAPAN THEMED WHATT
Thatās what Iām saying
Does this counts as mod abuse
YEAHH
Normally we can't type all cap that long
We should talk about forza dawg
Dawg next year finna be the year bro
We thatās a mod
we already talked bout it
That's what I said
january or september next year?
summer of next year is gonna be the peak fr fr
prob at the end cause they just announced it lol
Next semester broseph š
Wts blud on about 
xp farm
Stfu
I don't accept Rockstar starting a trend of late releasing.
Nope
No way.

aight chat imma hop off
How do british people understand eachother
Idk.. I'm more interested in seeing the games played by people before getting into them.
That's where I get my hype from.



What
Hey goons
Never goon!
I saw a doc with Ricky Gervais, he says they match eachother's accents from various regions. 
Ricky Gervais a top tier british
Isnt that the guy who makes up skits about being annoying to minimum wage service workers
Like bro, the cashier doesnāt make the rules, shut up and take ur food š
it was about british people on Netflix a few years ago
I don't watch him all that much.
I'm more of a Colbert or Trevor Noah fan.
I might have to turn on subtitles for this series
I'm the same with a lot of french accents.
real tho itās like why even announce it when itās still a year away
iād say like 5 months max announcing a game
They hit too many addicting aspects... 
better not have any problems when it drops they had years
yo any one tryna help me with my diamond casino heist
I've got RDR2 on rest mode..
i dont have access to that
@unreal echo
HELP!
This addiction is so bad
I'm Stupid!
@olive plaza hi
barely anyone active
HI
Time you get on pc platform
I think Ps5 is active as hell hoping to be first on gta6 too
They could've made ps compatible with Xbox tbh
It is!
Fortnite, Warframe, Minecraft.
Palworld, Grounded, No Man's Sky.
Tons of games are cross compatible.
just not rockstar yet.. 
I thought it was the other way around 
wdym
Wow hench
Whatās up
I thought the old gen was in an all channel
I hate MW3 mann
which one
2023
understandable
deadbox being deadbox
On 26th May 2026 this will server be named GTA 6: TGGās Gorilla Gang

Should just be called GTA: TGG's Gorilla Gang so that the server doesn't need renaming until we're all ded
?ping
?Pong!
I love osmows
I love Costcoās
I love xp
Me too
Not me
Shawarma 
i love you
And me?
i havent known you for long enough

maybe one day
Lmao
Prove it


Fr

Here
2
2 bucks

Wow so mean
I'm only as harsh as the rules
No
Money glitch is just stupid
Wyd if I donāt
Lmaoooo
2025 and you want short cut

And they're stupid
Im not stupid dude
Of course they like money glitch and shit
Yes lazy ppl
Fair
They buy the game to not play it
Employed people LOVE it

No Iām not really interested imma be honest
Yes i need 67M to buy some cars
Is there a way to keep my hood down while flying mk2
Pls i need money
No
@gloomy warren
Ehm,im gonna hold your hands while saying this....
@sonic trout dont embarace yourself buddy
Self promo channel is available if anything
Please man I need money man
Man i also need money man
Man i need this,my mom is kinda honeless
Anyone else love being fat and eating goober
Ik?
Man what dose it cost man
You said man instead of speed
More expensive than it should be, definitely
Man please can I get for free if I send spicy picture of my toes
lol
Probably 1000 usd for a million gta dollar
Yeah cuz i and the other guy and i were using the word "man" continously
Nah dawg itās 1 usd per gta dollar
Then you ruined the line
@fallen mason thanks
Huh
Man why talk like Yoda man
This u when u xp farm
Okay man
for some reason i thought your pfp was the colossal titan for a sec š
Zero you need to sleep
Nah lol
Thanks for the remind twin
Professional rust gamer
i did rewatch aot episode 1 today so that MIGHT be why
Shit seeing things now haha
lol
lol
wdym
Please man I need money
U said my pfp looked like a titan
"finna"
Finna
Hi
Stfu
Tuff

well there's alot of red and I'm sleepy, idk if you know what the colossal titan looks like but at first glance i thought it was him
Nah I donāt to be fair so I canāt really be hating

chat am i able to send YouTube links here or do i get automodded (not self promo)
No
okie
Respect
you could look it up rq
Aight wait a sec
Nah

Xp farm
A itās that guy, ye fair enough I see the similarities
Yrahhh
@fallen mason tomorrow's friday mate get ready to xp farm as much as humanely possible
Xp farm
It's already 3x
Saddest thing ive seen all day

Do you even care about xp truly
fr?
Go to bed, take a shower, spend time off discord
Yeah my life is not complete if i dont xp farm
You're right. He should
No im here to xp farm
You're only here to do what someone else do
Im just trying to reach lvl 30 for gif perms
You don't seem "trying"

Alr alr
Lmao the kid trying to sell cash is legit accepting Lidl giftcards
Wtf 
Poor guy must be having a rough time in the buissnies
Yeah cuz it's 2025
I said I had 3 bucks and a 7 dollar gift card for Lidl and bro accepted it haha
Poor guy is trying to feed his family
I have typed man at least ones in every single message idk how he this im serious
He's prolly just a kid trying to make some quick money
He will sell it to a random IRL friend for 7 bucks in cash
Mf asked me what console im using I said microwave heās confused as fuck lol
Hahaha aināt no way this kid is real, I said I have microwave software and that I donāt know what it is. He replied thatās xbox
Had no idea Xbox used micro waves as there software
Nah dis guy
I asked if microwave was Xbox and that I didnāt understand. Mf replied you wonāt understand
For anyone wondering microwave is kinda like Xbox according do this very fine gentleman Iām talking to

Nooo he blocked me
Damn
U should prob ban that fatty
He trying to sell gta money
š
appreciate the feedback tho
lets not
Man I have micro wave software will it work
?pign
Aw
?ping
Pong! 203ms
Boring
?afk
@normal aspen I set your AFK: AFK
Ok
I wanted to talk to that fine gentleman
no
Wow Man U have veteran role, did you fight in Vietnam?
isolated is AFK: AFK - a few seconds ago
Aight good night

Call?
You guys think weāll be able to count to ā¾ļø before we get gta 6
Finally almost done with warzone camos


Fuck motherfuckers

Game is game
Game is game
What ?
Itās a wow emoji because you said Motherfuckers
Is it a bad word ?
you serious
No I'm Friken

Well Iām going go dig a hole to the Deep South
Why is my whole body so stiff at the age of 16 Bro?
Friken like that cat species
My God
Flerken aren't cats
You are not an anti-dimensional being get the hell out of here, Bro
Maybe because youāre a lazy fatā¦.I mean just get some exercise man
Bro does not have a pocket dimension in his mouth
Damn, maybe youāre right
Did they actually make it so you canāt customize your profile unless you have the nitro premium plus pro max?
I thought they were
When did I say I am
They just ate everyone in the space station
But I have something else in my mouth
?
They look like cat but aren't
Yo, what?
Wanna share or what
They are not cats they are anti-dimensional beans
You jealous ?
Hi
Coward
Share what exactly
Iād rather stay a coward
What you guys sharing now 
The thingy in my mouth



I'm scared now
How could you share that
Idk
Pablo Escobar had aura
Jk
Hi scared now
Isn't they a girl
What
Like he had that scary aura
Idk I was just joking
I don't know your gender


Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Okay
Heās obviously a girl

Lmao
Have you not heard him say that he is a girl 1000 times
I saw you in grindr yesterday
Can we change the subject?
What is gender anyway
Nah

So youāre a femboy then?
oh they are
Cause whats a girl doing in grindr
How would that make me a femboy
That would make him gay
Grindr is for men to find men
Not all men are femboy
Isn't grindr for like any homo group
But all femboys are boys
Including females
How do you know that?
How do you know that, sir?
Its primarily used by older conservative men
Is there something you wanna tell us?

I'm assuming lol

I donāt know about that
He raised a question
Bruh then you must be hiding under a rock
Not making a statement
Cause its common knowledge
A. Rock?
Yess
Lilmo. Lester?

What do you think Lil Mo stands for?
Ain't your suppose to be eating people or something
Damn car
Am I a horrible person for locking up villages in Minecraft?
And making them do my betting
We enslave ghast now wym
Your literally a friken
OK so Iām not a horrible person for having thousands of slaves in Minecraft Villa of terms game
Friken is my name
The thing you thinking is flerken

I think I committed war crimes in Minecraft
I want to delete this server I had for two years fresh you know what I mean
I want to be like Steve in that movie
Your name is really close. How do you pronounce it?
How do you pronounce your name?
Just start then. Who's stopping you
Ok
Friken just friken
That's your actual name
Is your actual name Ksgkiller210

Not even Google has the pronunciation of your word wtf what ethnicity are you?
Doesn't matter
Naw
Why you care 
More like Swedish
Name is for discord

I searched up what are the most common names in every ethnicity
Wt u fine people chatting about
What if people want to smash 
Ain't smashing anyone I met online
From my country, Bangladesh, itās like Muhammad
For uk itās Johnny
For USA, Ben
Ben
No it's Muhammad
Type shi
No, itās not
Thereās not much Muslims in the uk
Cause youāre speaking to one right now
In 2023 about 40% of the kids are named Muhammad
The town I live in

Biggest fucking lie
Goddamn
They're everywhere in uk

I can't go further
Maybe Abdul
How did you know
I prefer avoiding trouble
Not Muhammad
mods gonna roll in on a moped
About 40% is Muhammad
Yeah
Fuck this
We need to change topic
Big brother is watching
What weāre not arguing
Cheesecake
Manās acting like weāre having a fight tf

I like cheesecake
Mods gonna get you
We legit just saying what countries have the most names
What's your favourite flavour or style
I like new York or raspberry or lemon
Raspberry 
Ohhhh
What youāre thinking about is actually not the actual name

I'm not sure what new york cheesecake is actually like tbh
Idk how to describe it
Idk what that is but congratulations
Um nvm
Its like the normal version of cheesecake its like what water is to drinks
If that makes sense
I've never had cheesecake
No offense
So base model

Ye
Itās not good
I'm touching you shut up
oh

what did I walk into
@bitter apex you and pig lookin cute rn
Crazy move
huh
Me?
your pfp dingdong

So you're not scared anymore ?

Guys, which one is better?
Nope
Great
Got courage because my warzone camos getting done
This server really just mods vs level 20s smh š„
Owning the takeaway landlord or owning a restaurant
oh yh that my huzz
I don't talk in here much 
I was level 60 once I got hacked left the server came back
i wasn't aiming at u specifically or anyone really
Whyd u get....nvm

So you mean a person or a business ?
I donāt wanna talk about it that shit was a nightmare
š 
I mean, basically I was talking to my dad because he owns this land where a takeaway is there and he gets rent from there and he owns half of a restaurant like heās a business partner so he owns half of it he can do anything he wants so he asked me one day. In his will do I want the takeaway still being there or should he build a house and put our rent?
I kind of mixed it up
I meant to say thereās two different lands he owns he owns the restaurant and the takeaway
That's a very complicated question
He asked me should he build a house there and rent it out for the future or should the takeaway still be there so I can get food from there whenever I want for free?
It depends how much income the restaurant gets and the market of houses in your area
It's a very complicated situation that I don't fully understand either
As in, I won't be able to provide a logical answer
Too many maths

Maybe houses would profit more
I feel like my dad is getting scammed because these guys these takeaway guys they make a lot of money but they only pay a little bit of rent
I think they only pay about 750
Assuming you make a tall building or it's a piece of land that could hold several individual houses
Or 850
lmaoo
That's not getting scammed but underpaid
It can be like two stories high
Scammed means your dad loses money doesn't it
Is it just one building ?
Oh shit, okay yeah youāre right
If you wanna check it out, I already posted it
If you could rent it out for good price, I imagine it'd be better than a restaurant
Oh bro people charge like 1500 1300
Problem is changing a restaurant to a house for living might need money
Lots of money
Fixing this and that
Fire or safety regulations
No, he owns two different spots. This is a takeaway and the other is a restaurant.
Oh right
Iām talking about the takeaway right now. He wants to change the takeaway.
I mean, Bro if he doesnāt, I can get food from there for Life for free
If you ger rent, food is practically free
But then again, money matters more
If you get lots of income
I mean not really to be honest
You'd get a lot in long terms
Cause itās not a house or a apartment that he owns, he just owns the land
Yes
You'll need to get help from professional
Iāll talk about it with him
He'd know the situation better
Yeah, cause heās the owner lol
He would also know better about economy there
Not really, heās a old man. Heās like 70.
He'll know better than me
Yeah, probably

But itās like when you hit a certain age, you just forget sometimes what stuff is

Discord is bad place for these questions if you ask me
Damm
In Japan culture, why is it so common to people? Say have you have no honour?
Samurai related stuff ?
Oh
That shit reminds me Bro
Same culture btw that gives you shit ton of fun service in anime
Ghost of Tsushima, I think.
Fan service, not fun service
It has not related to it
Oh shit
Same culture, though
.
I just saw an anime having bad ass samurai but then again having anime weird ass service


Bro, help me get criminal mastermind
Ffs
There goes my only hope
Boys, Iām never hitting it
Itās too late now Iām chopped
Now all Iām good for is sniper PVP
Did u ask @fallen mason
I'm not ps5 player
He on PC
So, who wants to play skate?
@lusty atlas
Jane Doe tho
Jane
I mean what I said
@unreal echo paly skate
Oh hell no
Oh no, just googled it
Youāre weird
Wow

That sentence sounded so sad in my head idk why
Hi sad
because they never play with me
āBut you never playā
@olive plaza its poo time

Huh
Yo, what time is it in America right now?
what the fuck
Idk
?

Google it
Is 6:07
Thats 17:38 in military time
How
The life of photographer must be so good
You got around the world taking pictures. You sell them. You can make money.
I wish I could do that
Wow, that is so cursed
morning guys
Tf you mean morning wait what? What time is it?
7
Oh shit
So rude
31
Oh hell, no, this is bad
Ay Iām like hey whatās up? Hello
Ayo
What the fuck that sigh scared me
Fetty wap ?
Ay yep

I gotta go chat GG you know what just cause
I donāt know why just
at work
at work
Letās play
later
Fuck I wish
You wish what
Idk
I wish for a lot of stuff
I wish to control time
With time in the palm of mine, there will be no more regrets for me
Despite the consequences are unknown
This, tho, further proving that all powerful is only answer to the question, "would you rather be all good or all powerful or all knowing? "
Xp
All powerful brings joy but both of the rest will bring pain
I have a friend who's naive enough to say that if he's all knowing then he could stop war
What
your the last fem boy
"Save America - Trump, MAGA, Politics, News" crazy work
I'm doing camos unfortunately 
I'm feeling awful about my life
And why is?
Jealousy of what

Others
Not able to play games or something
Duh
Oh

Understandable
lol

If my theory about life is true than I'm far from peak
hi
Hey
Hi
Lmao

No politics here
Ok
We can talk about life instead
Banned
Killed
Buried
@olive plaza watch the video I sent you better not skip it
No
They say that like once every couple months
Nice









