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Idk itās supposed to be three
happy batman day
I usually just eat dinner
I now understand the misconception 
What
If you pack everything into one meal, ofc it'll be larger than if you split it up into three
perspectively it would make the smaller dish look like a ration.
fatty
U keep ur Mickey dās in business hush up
I think it's to do with the fact that we eat bread for breakfast and lunch usually
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and eat a warm meal for dinner
Fuckin 35 times a month smh
instead of also eating stuff like pancakes for breakfast
@bitter apex crazy lap from the #2
Every dinner with my grandparents, my grandmother always (ALWAYS) left a plate of bread slice on the table for anyone still hungry.
I eat a normal plate tho
Or at least normal for me idk
what you consider normal might not be in europe
My Normal is Abnormal.. Most normal things to me are abnormal to others.. 
Yeah thatād be the amount Iād take too
What happened to those fries tho
Were they cooked or just like
Thawed
air fryer
I'm more interested in why the plate is about as wide as that knife..
if you use oil at home your house will smell like oil for the next year
In the air fryer?
Hood fan?
yea, we make fries in the air fryer
doesn't taste all that bad tbh
and it's cheaper than buying oil
Air Fryer is OP.
pretty much
@bitter apex OI
nice fries 
only a few more dre's until i can buy another titan
Dre is shit
avg cayo lover
And you don't know me well enough
Statistically dre is not as good as well
If you compare objectively then you would realize
5m an hour is better then 2m an hour?
Agency is good for passive income if you ask me
Alright explain your 5 million an hour
Bro thinks he's cool
purp better
nah
5 million an hour, how did rockstar not take away your money
Alr What's your sc
nah
What you don't want company ?
Or are you scared of being reported
reported for what
It's cool it's cool
lmao
Hi T
hi
Technically I'm the good guy if I tell them to read the rules instead of just opening a ticket right away
Yoy should do that
Open a ticket every time
Pleade do that
Why
Bruh, whyyyy I didnāt sleep at all today, this is the second time this week
You could do that instead
Idk the rules as good as you
It's it's the first rule and it's the only one that I remember
Other than not wanting mods think I'm a annoying bitch, there's not really anything stopping me from opening tickets
They wont get annoyed
I think theyd appreciate it
Since ure helping them
Insteas of them having to warn the person themselves everytime
Who knows
If even police and government could be corrupted or lazy , what about a small management team in discord
Plus I'm just here for XP
I read allat
Lol
Reading underrated fr
Real
Could not agree more
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Naur u were supposed to hit da cat feet emote with me
Yippie
What do you think of existing cop cars
That will be a cool one
maybe add a feature where u can upgrade all ur own cars into cop cars
I'm still pissed about the downforce
so it doesnāt fucking cost 7 million
it has no grip
Probably six maximum
so six or seven million for a cop car
6ix
The coding was so bad the electric spoiler that goes up ruined the downforce bonus
then u upgrade the car and shit
chill the game is 15 years old
Acceptable to me
Has anyone else managed to get the other style for the LSPD outfit? The summer one was last week and the winter one was this week. Iāve done the three dispatch work missions yet havenāt been given the winter variant
Not every car does that
i havenāt gotten a single fucking cop outfit
You need to be patient
Good
how do i get it dude
i wanna rp
bad naughty woman arrested by cop
𤣠𤣠𤣠ā¤ļø
Do dispatch
kill me
As you said a while back "im not financially stable" for them but they cool asf
Way to expensive tho
Nah

A bit cheap if you ask me
But it wasnāt made clear if it would immediately be unlocked or if I had to wait for the event week to be over before itās unlocked
I just donāt want it to be glitched n then I donāt get it
How expensive yall think mansions gonna be
At least 10 million
i need mansions before gta 6
the one in the middle of nowhere
i need that one
dude iām actually kind of drunk
@bitter apex
How
Where
Feels kinda cheap for the last sendoff to gta online, maybe the cheapest is 10 mil and goes up to 17? Maybe
For the most expensive one
Ah shi you said atleast mb mb
If there is more than one then the lowest one being 10 million is acceptable

What I don't want is something like the yacht
idk bro
Whoās online letās go for heist
I don't want to have one that could be different price range but many different price tag ones
Do you have one
Yeah
I can host
Do you want someone to do it with you
Yeah
Sc?
did everybody's tags change to enhanced
There is a legacy role of you need
My ass aint enhanced it still on legacy
SugarOTF
Its alright
I sent frd req

It might help if you use lfg
Cuz if you didn't say legacy people might assume you're enhanced
I don't and never plan to, will upgrade to enhanced latee
Okay lemme check
Inv me
ā
Give me a minute to sth
I can't if you're host
I don't have any prepared
Yo

Check
Check what
I sent an invite
I'm delivering a bike
Okay
Wsg
Done ?
Yeah
Xp farm

I will bro dont worry

How come you don't get shit on for telling people what's against the rules
6 7
Ikr
Bet
Because im Tamado 2
no
2
67

I bought more magazines now I have 5
yes
fair
Holy fuck
What
Starting to get worried now bro
Nice collection
Thx
Chill out dude
Nice collection
Thanks big dawg
What is bro even preparing for
Danger
6 ate 7
And chris crossed applesauce

It's just "ok"
What danger?
Sweeping angles
Like a home invasion?
Wait what
Just let me know bro
Iām protecting myself because I know the government and police forces canāt protect me fast enough
Ping me on TGG
I like shooting
Lmao, should I start streaming too
I assume you also practice martial art ?
Nice. I wish I could too
No need when I have a gun
Ummm
Ever seen John Wick ?
In the case of home invasion, he very much needed martial arts
Yeah against trained and armed guards
Highly trained
They aren't even that well trained, were they ? Men in suit from a russian mob
You think the Russian mob is gonna hire randos off the street?
lol
Did you check if you can shoot through walls ? Some experience in cod tells me that know the map is important
nope
Thatās what shotguns are for
Do you have one ?
Not yet
I mean you have a rifle, that has got to be as if not more powerful than a shotgun
You're saying a rifle can't shoot through walls but shogun can ?
Shotguns are designed for breaching. Ars are designed for precision
2A š«”
Doesn't mean 556 can't go through walls
You fundamentally do not understand what the point is
I do now
AR15s are not designed for shooting through walls. But they can, and you shouldnāt
How
What I meant was surly his rifle can shoot through walls
Yes. But thatās not what it is meant to do
Itās like using a drill to hammer down a nail. Sure it works but youāre way better off using a hammer
You know, the tool made for hammering nails
I do
You do what
I do know
Good, now youāre more educated than a lot of anti-gun politicians in America
I think I am already but what I know isn't this
What do you know?
Ak and ar works differently
Suppressor doesn't work like how game show it
They all kill easily unless how it is in games
Shotgun has a decent range, unless most games
Idk, some other shit
Not a lot or in depth
But some
Well I also know AK-47 use 7.62Ć39 but kat98k use 7.62 Ć51 I think
.22 is 5.56 but difference of the length makes them very different

Probably little to nothing
The Kar98k uses a 7.92x57mm. Too many numbers I get it
Yeah and that pubg technically gets it wrong because ak and kar98k doesn't share ammo
But what I know aren't really useful
Thatās the beauty of life: you can always learn
That's true
Yet as my brain understands more about this world, I also learned "depression"
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Lovely friend who never left once visited my crib
Going outside is great for mental health

Doesn't help much honestly
It helps once in a while but there's many couples in the street
I think youāre in your head too much bro
Yeah and compare yourself to people on the street
Well ironically a girl once told me to self reflect
I can't stop the thoughts in my brain, too. Unless I'm sleeping
Idk if I compare myself to others too much but I am sure I want to be loved and learn to love

What is your guys thoughts on multiverse or dreams
hmmm
dreams? like the ones we have in our sleep?
Is there other type of dreams
Yeah cos u said multiverse or dreams like theyre the same or similar thing
That's called imagination, no ?
I'm trying to make the conversation less specific untill someone shows up
Sorry friken i know youre trying gang
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Whst do you think of multiverse or dreams?
No apologies necessary
Cos some of us are normal and polite mate
hmm
i would say that daydreaming's still the term
im normal dont really polite tho
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I think multiverse does exist, that's why there's moments you think something is theyl other way. Dreams ? I think it's projection of other multiverse
im here legally
L
That's cold
Bro had to pay for his house and pay taxes like a citizen and contribute to society šš
Anyone willing to help me get money so i can get a salvage yard
Fair. I suppose I don't understand daydreaming that much, I ain't recall it occuring to me
Nope. Sorry
yeah cause i paid for my house not my parents nah i paid for it
I heard multiverses scientifically have to exist
L
Parents
Shouldve came illegally mate
Have to ? That's new to me. Educate ne
Me
Nvm they just said its possible im a dumass
bro wants more illegals in the country

New strat {unpatched 2025}
Leave country and come back illegally
not a bad shout tbf
imagine youre doing smth
then, you fantasizing abt something thats unrelated to whats currently happening
if that makes sense
Then I do that all the time
easy example
daydreaming about your crush when having class
Crusty a lil freak š
you're abt to have dinner, but your mind goes "hows she? is she okay?"
Then I'll switch topic
weve been there
She'll never like me romantically
chat
Wait so uve never had a crush?
take your time
Friken
dont immediately ask for sex on the first date
Uve never had a crush or what?
easy example
Who does that
I had a few
i imagine some
Did u ask them out
I asked two out
YES
anyway
and what they say
Both said no
my power will go out at 9am
its now 7am
2 hours before doomsday
ofc
Asked them out?
absolutely
What they say
every time i ask my crush out, i view it as a martyrdom mission
no
Before the second time I ask her out I decided getting in relationship isn't my thing but she changed my mind, ironically, she'll never like me and I wasted my time changing my mind
to sum it up
Damn
Theres always someone tho
Why you excited š
I don't believe in that bullshit
I mean probably
Cos i thiught ud say No
But some people gone so far and they even say eventually like it's going to happen if I just exist
I mean, one way or another everyone has got to have a crush asp in their life
Considering I've been alive quite some time
gonna download some videos

Pause
My friend
We know what crusty downloading
youtube videos
You can't be joking
Its worrying
should i steal or buy supplies for coke lockup
Is he a sociopath or he just doesn't talk to people
Buy
Always buy
For whatever, always buy
He can talk but he just never has had one
Maybe he is a sociopath
Saves time
oh
I mean, if he talks, does he communicate with women ? Or he has great goal
U gotta do 2-3 supplies
Yeah it's stupid
He wouldnt talk first ig
@fierce inlet
If that makes sense
That's probably why
Maybe
Alr bro dont do that
Mb
He might fr play for the pink team
Knowing him it wont be my choice
Yes
I had a crush on a work girl a month ago
Just wipe everything
First girl i tried to talk to since i broke up with my ex girlfriend
Good for you
U can download it to the browser no?
He d have to watch tbe video twice
Went terrible bro she aint like me at allš
Not deep
That's fair
The ex or the work girl
By "she ain't like me at all" you mean she doesn't like you or she's not similar to you
I always believe that your appearance and your wealth is what really matter
She wasnt into me
this is what happens when you download yt vids
If yous met recently then it's not too bad
I hate when ppl say those two things dont matter
Those who says those don't matter are the one who possess those
FR
āMoney doesnt buy you happinessā as they sit in their 4 story house with a brand new car
It's like rich people telling you money doesn't buy happiness. Lies
Fax
U new?
First year in this college so
Yeah
I know no one there, too
To make matter wise
Worse
Two girls in my girls in a icebreaker said they're single and ready to mingle
Race?
In other word they're white and I'm not
bro ur crush was a racist?š
uh oh
Wtf
Maybe she is
Which country are you from gng
U dodged a bullet bro
Honestly I don't trust anyone saying they aren't racist or sexist
in group bias is a thing
There's no 0%
Eh?
My nationality or where I'm at
where ur born and stuff
it can be applied to any type of groups of people
Tbf, it's understandable that she doesn't have fantasy of my kind
Rather not say where I'm from but I'm in uk
Idk I got a feeling your indian
U are more attracted to ur own culture

Nah bro said chill
Bro took offense to that
theres a reason why lgbt people make their own spaces to accomodate other lgbt people
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another example of in group bias
I'm not either
his purple
I wanna make a joke so bad but I can't
Yeah big brother is watching
Wym
Chinese ppl love rules
Whooo da hellllll
Keep it a secret š¤«
I suppose, hut Japanese love it more no ?
Probably
Big brother
Bro we gotta do a 2 man
It's a famous espionage quote
I mean, would it work ?
i feel sorry for my phone
"Hi, I use discord and I play GTA"
And a 4th for somi
Ure rifht bro
Actually
We keep discord on the down low
What kind of asian
That's how I'm going to start the conversation
Idk so I'll ask
Hell Yea
I mean u can trll
Are they ur kind of asian
Or the other kind
Idk, she's git a darker skin tone
Ok but does she got the eyes
I have a Chinese friend who's also got a dark skin tone
But she's doesn't look like Chinese
Maybe she's thai ? Or Vietnamese ? Could be Chinese since she doesn't look like Japanese or Korean
Oh yeah don't think so
Inviting them to tgg? Lmaoo
They would only be instantly turn off from seeing this š
That is if they talk to us š
Wild
Confidence from a once taken man
Life is pain
Fax
We need some cats in our beds tonight
And those other 4 legged creatures would be nice too
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Hahah ye boi
I wish I'm Charles
Who s charles
Charles Xavier
Whos that
Why you wanna be him
Oh my fuck you don't know ?
Be yaself
I suffer enough in this skin
Yeah professor X
Why
Pause
Hes not Chinese enough
Lmao
Oh wait wrong message
Beer
But he can read mind
Pause
Bet
yesterday
Bro
That sounds so bad without context
Ffs
It does
Hey r yall in any discord servers with the yammies
Ure gonna get us some college baddues
Bro š š
Yammies?
Whats yammies
yammies?
wait wtf is that username
Yall dont know what the yams are
Dont worry about it
I think it's a cross
Yeah except it kinda spells out incest
Yeah
Why
Do a 4 man with us
You don't even know what to do
Friken gonna hook us up with college kitties
Atp @agile spade will invite everyone in the server
I need money tho but dont feel like doing mission setups
Then you know what to do
Shark cards
Have yall ever been so down bad u bought a shark card for a night time ride
Aint spendin no fckin money on that
Nope
Lmao
I spend all my life savings on shark card and gamble in the casino
Btw yams = da gyat
I dont really cus gng
Now ifk if they will ban if i say the n word but i say that
They will
Wtf was Mike saying before he got banned
It's against tos i think
What the fuck
Invite us if u find some
That's so specific
Ass can be used in to different version. 1. Is ass in the bible stands for Donkey the other ass is the real ass
Anyone knw ppl wit "m" cars
You read the Bible ?
Yeh
You dont?
He came back to life ?
I mean ppl say he does and yes he does
I mean spoiler is kind of everywhere
How long has the Bible been out for?
2000 something years?

I mean it depends if talking about when it was translated to english
Cus the first bible thats was translated to english was in the 1500s, ill say around 1535 sum like that
Does people still car trade or is that corny now?
Corny ?
What are you trading ?
Yeah
Man i want cars
I remember I was called corny for trading like 7 months ago
Nothing
What
Hahah
Lol I have about 20 cars
I have about more than 10 times of that
Are you doing F1 and Benny's cars
Lol exactly my point
Yall got f1 cars?
Smh
There's a difference between F1 and cars with F1 wheels
If the wheels aren't where they belong, they're bad
Yea like around the wrong person that's being watched, you could be banned
I have a md caracara pursuit i got from dis dude
Yep, most cars they don't look nice on
So much problem in this thing
Why do cat doesn't got a windshield or whatever it's actually called
Shouldn't it be blasters instead of explosions
Why cant we do crossplay
Lost it in the battle and is trying to retreat
Pc modding would kill your ps
BANGERRRR
Damn tuff car
Yeah have to watch part 2 soon
Anyone wanna trade tho
Anyone tryna play skate.
Never played it
Sure jss dont get me banned
Any1 tryna go to the strip
No
SorryWhat
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I want that

Any1 play on ps4 vers
Go to lfg
Ik
Bet its cross play
ye
Lets play skate rn
no
If I use this to other people does it count as toxicity
cunt
Twat
If youāre using it toxically 
i should have enough resources to survive
Survive what
a planned power outage
eta 5-6 hours
?
@near patrol how have you won the giftcard š
HOW DO YOU KEEP WINNING
Yes I know but you won the pancakes
PayPal support is so shit
I'm tryna access one of my account that I lost access to bc I lost my number
And they're sending a fucking code to that number
And to contact them I need to log into my account
What is this bs
oh yh
staff cant win
rerolled i win thats the script fr
š average support from anywhere
You wish
wow, would you look at that
another reason to keep cash
its gonna happen watch
And I need to call them
I hate phone calls
Another reason to not use PayPal
same i can sit on facetime for hours but i hate being on call with random people idk
At least with my online banking I can change stuff without needing both things (email and phone number)
Not on my watch
bro gonna remove my entries š
I hate calling anyone that's not family or someone ik
For example the gp
Customer services
I will
fairs
i only pay cashless when im forced to
ex: ordering things online
I hate paying by cash because what if I don't have enough
Like let's say something is £19.58
And I don't have that 58p

Is there no £20 bill?
There is yes but what if you don't have it when you need it
I think it's the largest you can get
thats euro, right
That's pounds
Cashless future is lowkey fucked cause transaction processors now want to decide what people can and canāt buy
It's not as fucked as mass surveillance law and osa
I love not carrying cash tho so i can visibly show my empty wallet to bums and beggars
that too
I carry coins but I still don't give beggars shit
I believe they all belong to one big organization
Fyi euro: ā¬
I wish beggars would sit in a corner with a cup and a sign instead of being confrontational
I wish they try to find a job
Talkin bout some āThe lord will repay you. What you mean you donāt gone none, fuck you then. Donāt ever let me catch you round these streetsā
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@bitter apex
@olive plaza

