#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Fr
Plus im used to the Ui
i say this as if i facetime anyone LMAO
true true
yooooooo
Yooooooooooo
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YYYYYo
yes
Ill unmute him in a minute dont worry

thanks yasin

Np 😘
yo what
😭
man bun didnt like my question
Who
^
Oh
yea man feels like a really toxic work environment....
Stolen valor
@olive plaza
@bitter apex
@olive plaza
What
Ngl thats racist
yipeee
snowflake
fr
chat what level does netherite spawn again
it doesnt
idk
removed it
valid
💀
i said what level not dimension
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@olive plaza last 30 days btw
@unreal echo
i dont wanna know mine tbh
i ate mcdonalds the other day i literally got hypertension
this is maccas in last 30 days
a form of headache
im glad
😭 😭
how do you eat mc donals 35 times in a month
best not to ask 😭

thanks
eat it more than once in a day? pretty self explanitory really
Was a rhetorical question
youre literally american
😭
literally liverpool 👍
he was talking to me
lol
😭
@olive plaza yeah stop being a goat
executive yapper
vouch
me if i was delusional
id rather goon to a guy than join that jeuss
😭
me if i was gay
I knew u were a fatass
never said i was gay?
not you bro
😭 should of seen my meal earlier 2x double cheeseburgers 2x large fries 9 nuggets 1x large coke
😭
Fucking hell
eating for 1 for meal of 2
I get 1 vegetable deluxe, 1 large fries and a large coke
Bro has not seen before and after pictures of a Mc D's diet.
Rip
type shi
anyone ever had a crash in the car?
Fatty
Only managed to get hit while on a bike.
Grindr match didn’t show up it wasn’t all for him
Nah mate
😭
i litterally have a gf
bro
Been driving for 4 years and I'm clean
im not fat just eat like a fat shi
Huh
so? whats stopping u? clubs look for players in postion they already have players for
GRINDR
So u are
IK
Can't prevent stupid from hitting you tho... It'll probs happen some day.
💀
i eat like 1 but im actually skinny as shit
U right 😔
Same
Let me guess, fast metabolism?
yea
Same
type shi
I love fast metabolism
why am i seeing feet
😭
just saw a pair of shoes
Were u on a strict diet
They showed us in Health class..
My brother is tryna diet but then he goes and eats takeaway 
Ah
Fucking dumbass
yh
😭😭
i read it after typing that
Like bro' junk shrank after too much mcD's.. think about it.
U really are stupid

Interesting
Scarred.
nah back in day i was actually decently smart
Now ur dumb as a rock
Yeah I'm not eating any more McDs
what
dumb as A.Rock?
Yeah been 4 years since I’ve been in school chill
Not the admin
💀
i like puns
I haven't been in school since 2021
Damn
We left at the same time
Yeah
My high school has changed so much since I left
Literally the year I leave they add a grub hub and expand the fucking cafeteria
Add more benches outside
Last year someone set my high school on fire 💀💀💀
Bruh my school started construction on an indoor track when I left 😭😭
Mine was trying to build elevators for wheel chair access for two years when I graduated 
Nah fr tho
Dumbasses
That's fair
Two years tho is kinda excessive.
Wasn’t even surprised either it’s the most common thing to happen in the area I live
Yeah it shouldn't take that long
Lmao
What annoyed me the most is that I was on the track team, so I won't ever get to step foot on that track 😭😭😭
It had become a trend to put goldfish in toilets at mine. They had to make a point of it during announcements my graduating year (Do not put goldfish in toilets, there will be consequences)
Few years before I joined my high school there was a damn swimming pool there

Lucky
We never had that shit
We had a gym but no gym equipment 
Yoooo
Like wtf?!
Sup
We had a flood one summer.
Gym was warped after that.
Damn
A flood during the summer?
What you want
you guys experience the four seasons
Isn’t that the normal for uk school tho
lol
you should be so lucky
I lived on a huge clay bed area. Water has nowhere to go.
Ok
skull school
Nah bc other high schools here had actual equipment
Ah
Makes sense
spring is underrated
Like no basket balls, no nets?
summer is overrated
Ngl half of our shi was either missing broken or just didn’t work
Or you mean work out equipment?
Winter is the best
Autumn sucks
Spring and winter are good
Yeah that
Lmao
Did ur school ever have balls or shuttlecocks stuck on the roof 
because it has win in winter
We had one room with some. And a work out class you could take in grade 10 instead of regular Phys Ed.
Lol
Ah
Fair enough
Yeah in the gutter on top of the gym

there was like a dozen footballs up there
We had a few stuck in the support beams.
Typical high school
It's surprising how things end up there
boys
boys will be boys
Smh
girls will be girls
wtf
You mean Pickle?
yeah
Or just yourself but talking in 3rd person
@unreal echo why are you muted
waterpark sim
WHY ARE YOU MUTED
idk
@olive plaza bro payed 10 bbucks for ts 
right haha i "bought" it
so you did buy it! but you said you didnt liar!!

How u ex staff

Me when I lie
im going to touch you
@olive plaza
where ya go
phone prolly died
prob
You all alone in there
perhaps
What’s that
Ye?
That question was really silent.
Why u ain't staff now?
How do u get these roles like criminal mastermind,gorilla royalty and cop killer?
#📜┃all-server-info should be a roles option.
#📜┃all-server-info take a look at the
Oh
What Nox said
Then once there you wanna click on GTA Roles at the bottom.
Nah its just i was in the underground vault getting detected in cayo idk why but all good i wasn‘t anymore
And once I do these things I just tell a mod to give me the role?
I think u get them automatically
Via bots
How will discord know i did something in gta?
Its discord levels
The more u chat
The more levels u get
I mean the other roles like cop killer
Ohhh
I think you csn connect
Your gta account
With some bots
And they trace that
But idk
@copper sinew dms
Open a ticket in #📁〢support/report with proof
Fuck yall
Why is gorilla chat Christmas when Halloween hasn’t even passed
I blame you
No
I blame you

You get to Resurrection yet?
No I have not watched it unfortunately
All I'm gonna say is: good job. They did a good job indeed.
Did they make a Dexter show without a cooked ending for once?
Michael C Hall is gonna be playing Dexter until he’s dead
God I wonder how fat the paycheck is
He's looking old... David Zayas looks old too...
In the original series he was like the highest paid actor in a tv show or whatever
Quinn looks Old...
Interesting..
Idk.. I heard a lot of stuff about Disney paying less for their sequels and pissing off a lot of their stars.. I guess showtime is more respectful with their staff
Michael C Hall is a cool guy
He’s apart of a band
And he’s a big theater guy
Kind of like Hugh Jackman
The bay harbor vocalist
#1 track: Aaaaaaah!!!!
@wanton hull why did you not tell me there was boobies in cyberpunk
Math test
I was sick for 2 weeks didn't study at all
I used logic and answered 4/7 questions lol
But each question had like 4 mini questions
Hiiiii
Chat when does Christmas starts on September 😔
genuinely have no idea how im ever gonna get prison break done nobody wants to do it 
Cat
Wasn't Christmas originally during September or something a long ass time ago?
It was changed to December because September season was prime for gathering crops, and they couldn't afford to take the time off or something like that.
Cat
😭

Cat
Cat?
Cat.
hi guys

Nice pfp
Thanks
@granite mural save this kitty 🥺
Cat
Cat
Why?... He's fine.. he's just chillin in a tank.
Probably saw a war film and misunderstood what a tank was.

Cat
Bro's probs thinking "Come at me doggos! I have a tank!"
Yeah, I was
Got 5 7
Dealer got Queen
Then I got a 6
Stand
So dealer then gets fucking 10
Mf
Damn
If I stand on 12 I would've won but qho tf stands on 12
And it's low-key harder a call when you aren't sure what cards are in the deck.
That's one way to confuse a card counter.
If I really care I could count card I suppose
Not that deck tho.
You be like. 6 of clubs.. 6 of clubs.. 6 of .. what the fuck is this??
Cards
Really?
It does tell you how many card remains
But the problem is if it's not four full sets then it's harder to count
I think there's a way to count no matter how many sets but I'm not expert in gambling

One way to do it is predict what the bot will give
Now thta I have been playing more of it sometimes I'll know if I'll win
Sorry I was laughing at someone who posted fake nitro for a sec before it got deleted.
I know
Still.. if each draw is a fresh deck.. then you wouldn't be able to count anyway..
Well, yeah that's true
Problem qith this bot is sometimes whether hou stand or not, it doesn't make a difference
Dealer often get 2 10s
Or like 19 18s
Since the second card is just a 10

It would be like you have 12 13 or 14 and then you think it's safe but just get a 10
I forget the rule.. but somewhere after 16, is standard for a dealer to stand on.
Right
I think you're right
You guys remember when they added the hill houses in GTA?
I remember exploring it and finding the boardgames inside. Personally, I was disappointed they weren't actual boardgames to play.
Do I send a pic?
Cop killer role right?
Yes
So yeah, a role claim ticket, with a pic of the stats and your user to confirm it's you.
It's in Stats
Is it story mode and online combined?
Me too but I switched to ps5
I think those stats are seperate.. whoa.. I never actually considered you could potentially kill 5k cops in story mode.
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My mind exploded
Obv not
They're different characters
If you have a tank
It's pretty easy
I played story mode for 3 years
I prob killed 5k cops
He's right tho, we'd be looking for that 5k on a single character's stats.
So I go kill cops in story mode or online
Online is probably better?..
I think here we talk about online more
No one really care wyd in story
At least I provided my online stats
@true hatch this has never been brought up while I was here. What you reckon?
Rule book doesn't seem to say story only, either
It's online
Nobody ever asked you guys this?
Story doesn't count for the role
😂
Not me personally 😅
I think it's more like no body ask about using story mode stats
K I will go in the ticket thingy abd proof in about 2 hours
Also I can see why it would be an achievement online but just a hack in story mode with the cheat codes.
Yeah
They make sense too
I mean, story mode you can use mod to give yourself money, too
Online you can but you'll be banned
Does it matter online has crazy ahh weapons some cheat codes are nuthin compared to that
It's online, story mode doesn't count
The thing online tho, is you can't just give yourself wanted, you need to earn it.
Story mode cheat code is literally god mode
K fine
So I send a pic in that ticket thingy right?
Yes

Hey
U sure u are walmart?
Cat
U are more helpful then a actual walmart employee

Customer service is too good, that Walmart must be fake!
Does tgg actually check his discord server?
i dunno about check but he wades in when he needs something
Rarely
Do you remember me from 3 years ago?
No sorry
sounds like a threat lol
I had something worse in mind 
I hate mechanics
The whole Trolls series on repeat for 24hrs straight.
(The subject not the people)
Destroying his cars would be worse
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I destroy your car, I'm paying the mmi fee instead of you right?
Its Christmas
Wat if I have no money?
Good question...
Catto tango
On consoles yes
Unless theres a freemode event
On pc they dont pay for destroying someone else's car
You dont pay for it then 
Huh 😨
Guys who played horizon zero dawn
Does it get any good
Cuz im kinda absolutely hating it rn
Ig cuz you use a bow and i cant do that for a full game😭
Idk if it's good but you can definitely find a better game
hi guys

Well sure but im looking at games i own rn
To plat
I have the walking simulator death stranding
Ghost of tushima
Platted that goated game
Ds 2 is better
Ghost of yotei next month
What kinda psyco plays second game before first one
Someone like dexter
Tonight's the night.
Hmm
Im kinda looking at my library cuz im broke
The witcher
Are you on ps5 or 4?
5
I HATE that game
Why?
Well i have gta the ps4 version
Idk just mashing buttons with insane combos
U just mash?
NEVER
Generate money somehow, living in a poor country is a excuse cause we have smartphones now be creative
Sybau
Show me your bugatti mr buisness man
Unemployment
On top
Yes show us Andrew tate
Thrive for yourself first😭

no alarms and no surprises
i'll take a quiet life
a handshake of carbon monoxide
@wanton hull they damn killed jackie 
Which topic?
Algebra and square / roots
Like I don't think any had problems either so we just had 90 minutes of boredom
We're class of 16 - 18
If anyone doesn't understand algebra, he did NOT pass maths
Patatje pinda met frikandel speciaal en een berehap

Waarom

Will TGG transition to GTA6 when it’s released
what do you think
I don’t know?
would it financially be better to stay with gta 5 or gta 6 for a gta youtuber?
Yo bro I just got here and I don’t know much about this guy maybe he has other plans how the fuck would I know
What may seem obvious to you doesn’t mean it’s obvious to everyone else
its not like you need several degrees to figure out that youtube nowadays is mainly about whatever favors one financially

I got sth else you can enjoy
why does the chat have a christmas tree icon 
You made him leave fatty

Maybe he's banned
I think pino's logical answer pissed his dumb ass off
So what did he crashout?
He was asking will TGG transit to gta6 when it's released
I think he asking a dumb question and asking for a no reason.
@robust berry
That's where it begins
Ahuh ahuh
I dont see what he couldve been banned for doe
hey everyone
It's pretty obvious
Did he say sum bad in another language?
Maybe. Idk
Fr
I mean, think logically then you'd get the answer
Nah, he was pouring gasoline on himself
Hes not banned, he just left 
Awwwwwww
Ah makes sense
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
today is a wonderful day
grass is green, skies are blue, rainbows are flourishing, everything seems so jolly
gladly
Cat
Khanjai
Prob by killing cops
How long will it take?
As long as you need
A certain amount of time
Rhino is ass btw
Did you maybe think before asking ?
I mean it's rather straightforward
There's load of stuff in online
Cat
Idk
Valid
Cat meow

why
Yeah not many useful against cops
Cop killer role
Meow
tank
K
Cat
z
y
Meow meow
cj
Cat
imagine
Meow
its december 31st, 1999
Car
1 day before 2000
Meow
Meow
meow
morning
🫡
Cat
too much meow will kill you
hi
There’s a fucking tree on the main line here…
Everyone is piling into a tram that comes every 20 min…
gotta love public transport huh
welcome
Gotta love the weather here
A fucking tree is on the tracks
Stupid wind
why am i getting doxxed 
fair enough
Cause you said it before
thats also true
Plus, Schiedam is massive

The city I’m in is legit in my name
yeah i know 😭
You only would tho if you’re Dutch
Had classes
But when I arrived at the station. They send this message
Bro @gloomy warren it feels like it’s fucking rush hour here
😭
hello peoples 
sounds like a fun time
yo
Anything but

Takes me twice the time now
Usually I just hop on metro E and it takes 10 min
I’ve been on this thing for 45 min now
If anyones a trophy/achievement hunter join this thread https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/1403880350337335306

im glad i barely take public transport
It’s not bad usually
But when shit like this happens…
Granted. It also happens on the highways every now and then
But I remember laughing this morning that Rotterdam had this issue
I regret
Imagine this was during rush hour
Cat
Hello
merry christmas
Cat
lol
cooked
SHUSH
Left the message on read, I’m not tryna talk
happy easter
Is it easter? Idk
happy st patricks day
Is it st patricks day? Idk
it's september
Is there a mod online rn
why does gorilla chat channel has a christmas tree next to it?
Did I get verbal warning because i mistaken the question
LMAO
verbal warning isnt a big deal
0 points
Well I was innocent
I read the question wrong
so was Iryna
What
u wouldnt get it
the girl on the subway?
Then why say it at the first place
server got revamped it seemed
bcz the brain holds many thoughts
yeah
Try controlling them
how do u not know about iryna?
"she stress ma beam till i buckle"
@fallen mason a mod is online
you can perhaps discuss ur verbal warn with them
I know but I will be busy soon
Cat
🎄
Lf1 criminal mastermind challenge
Does anyone need help with heists
2h is insane bro 😭
i’m happy the coentunnel is weer open tho
i got a casino heist
u got enhanced?
just one hour
usually takes half the time (with the worst possible transfers)
.

I got a question
that's nice
@bitter apex guess what
long ass question
nah
What if a car is in the sports classic category but IRL it is a muscle than can I submit it in cotw if the theme is muscle cars?
what then
ofc you want food fatass
cuh it’s dinner time
NO
YES
Eat paneer de purghi
what the kanker is that
😭
its an indian dish i think
It's Indian
So am i

what else would it be
hmmm
And I don't shower
nice
does not surprise me
Nice?
we knew that gng
nice
lol
wasn’t a joke mate
you said lol
did i
Nah but in my country people are kinda Zlow
we can tell
fr
can’t hate on someone for being the same

Hol some mod stopped me from Speaking about racism
im not being racist tho?
lol
are you a fucking melt
no i’m kinda warm actually
stink of piss lad
no i stink off metal
no piss
no
Stank of curry
says you
Ye
well well well
💀
I saw some goofy ahh emoji for 1 second
huh
Cat
tac
my timbers are shivered
why
what you need boss
less do ts
Make sum file
im already working on it
because some scammer wants to sue me for his crimes
thats got to be racist
Yea check those messages he sent.
😭
fr 
I live in punjab so I more of truck driver than a scammer
Bihari are robbers
😭

damm'
Kolkata and Maharashtra scammers
Yo
Can I ping mods to ask sumthin
Or is that against the rules?
Nah bruv I clicked on this and there was a option report a scammer
Fatty
Wait you blocked me didn’t even realise

ban yeahzy 😡
because it’s a gta related server and scams happen in the game?

Bro got offended cause you fat
because you spammed me
Gotta tell zero dis
Fatty
Tac
Look at this fan @fierce inlet
Catching not pitching☝🏼
Sprint
aight cuh
Anybody tryna play gtao w me






