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tbf idek what it means ive never heard of it before
I know harder words dawg I just donāt know that one
But no itās not euphemism
I watched this mf die on the beach
Well I was expecting these āprofessionalsā so save him but no
He just died on the cart


Guys letās put the šš¼ for this week to be a good week on gta online
no
If u donāt like gta wyd in here?
No
Well i don't have gta5 on my laptop and i had alot of ppl telling me if i do try it would fry my laptop
actually you can find ppl talk more often about gta in #šāgta-discussion
what kind of specs does your laptop have
I really don't knw man
where can i report someone


HELLO
HUH
Yo yo yo
dolphin


lol
lol
lol
lol
No not okay
you right it's funny
heraklion shit airport bruv
@bitter apex so where is the holiday going to sugar
are you getting spoiled
š¤
bit nosy arnt u
š
yeah so when are you going
june
Is anyone else ass at taking pics and vids
no
Yo honch
yo
i have 1
yea i do
Bruh

how u got one and not me
yeah probably not
lol
is that a āhelloā?
Y not bro
Probably
Nah why do good girls like bad boys
Someone tell me that SHIT
thats the question
idk why
but it works
for some reason
hmm š¤
I dont know, since bad boys are cringe, BUT, idk
hmm š¤Ø
what
hmm š§
want me to be honest?
becuz they get bored easily from nice guys , and if he has not an issue she will want a challenge
Bro sthut rhe HELL up
Yes
I genuinely think youre right
none
sthut š„
girls ftw
/j
women ftw
ugh whatever
real high value women
what do you consider high value
first of all she doesnt trash men in general just becuz she only witnessed the toxic type
and she value herself
did you know
women are considered better drivers than men?
if we speak stats idont think so
if we speak statistics
women are the better drivers
because
there are less women than men driving
- men do more crashes because they tend to drive recklessly more often
but this has nothin to do with high value women
lol
I throw around random stuff, okay?
you shouldāve got used to it by now
That doesnāt mean theyāre better drivers
i should probably get back to what i was doing before r* bores me like every wednesday
I dont recall asking someone for their pov š
Where i find car vs car discord server?
Letās say you have 10 women drivers and 4 crash and you have 20 men drivers and 6 crash. Your math would say the men wreck more as six of them wrecked, but if you look percentage wise, 40% of the women crashed and 30% of the men crashed. So the statistics lie
Itās not a discussion or an argument. Itās a general lesson
lol
If you donāt know this, youāll fall for a lot of bs used by mainly politicians
this aint a school š
Itās a life lesson
Where I live, everyone sucks at driving so
since when was lessons only for school
I dont need a lesson.
thanks niek.
I am not as stupid as you think I am
weirdo.

Just saw a car veer off the highway and into a tree the other day, actually in the tree like 5 feet off the ground
america
Fuck yea š¦
ive seen cars go into the back of a parked bus and shops lol#
āRomeo and Juliet, a romance between a 18 year old boy and a 14 year old girl, which lasted 3 days and caused 6 deaths.ā
my notes app is tripping rn
@untold meteor mathematics joke
my x used to give me their number, I still wonder y.
I bet they were old ppl
plays laugh track
What if the 4 women crashed with 4 of the men and the other 2 men crashed with eachother?
also, hilarious how you guys went from talking about nice guys to women canāt drive š how tf did tht happen
Iām not saying women canāt drive, it was a point about the use of numbers in an incorrect way
where they at?
I think both genders have their strengths and weaknesses. And instead of comparing we should seek the best out of both
W dmg control
yk whats also a crazy assumption?
Not damage control, truth
wouldnāt say female but heās not lying
lol
Shut up ofc you say that
I honestly hate you sometimes
Howās olive secret
I am clearly better at driving than most men these days
who the fuck is olive secret
Idfk it says that where you are on snap map
yeah becuz youre a car girl , non car girls are bad at driving
Idk what the statistics say, all I know is elderly people give me the most problems on the road
that was dinner
it was nice
Oh
Idk if thats an insult or a compliment
we are going clubbing tonight
Neither do I out of the top of my head, but it was about a point soulless made, not necessarily men and women drivers
holding the steering wheel at 11-1 while leaning forward
lol
first sit on our terrace where probably the guys from yesterday sit again who we had fun with lol
they were from wales
they said england was shit
Just kidnap a girl for yourself fr
no
England is shit as a country
You in the uk @fierce inlet?
iāll see what happens tonight iām not going hunting for them not why iām here
no crete
cherso
ur gonna get somebody on a list lmao
Ofcā¦


the food is amazing
Be careful to not get a needle stuffed into your arm
lol
that feels good though
to some degree
I know people whoāve had that happen to them
only smokeable shit is good
pills balloons and shit are fucking ass
wait are we talking about drugs?
heard shrooms are doing it for ppl
I thought about actual needles, like used for stitching stuff and things š
Stay innocent, young, and free
You are ass tbf
young and wild and free
nah
Yeah
no
tf is balloons
Yea
A balloon
ah
so ppl inhale balloon air?
i never did drugs only in gta
oooh
now I get it
aint no expert
my character tried everything available.
K
she went on more trips than a traveler
š¤
ppl eat human meat
well cannibals
why tf discord makes me respond randomly
I have a dream
Nvm googled it, itās inhaling nitrous oxide for a euphoric feeling
yeah thats what people do
imagine inhaling
gas people use to go vroom in a cahr
Ppl do that
No
About
Idfk
Dms
lol
lol
they fill it with air and you suck the air out of it
it gives you a kind of high
also makes your brain cells die
just canāt wrap my head around why ppl do that when marijuana exists
So for you it has no effect cause you donāt got brain cells fella
yes
Thought as much
idk tbh
yeah
Yeah
Not like smoking is good for youā¦
@untold meteor whatās your favorite meal?
It isnāt, but itās also not the only way to consume it
And i figure if they are inhaling balloons anyway, they prob dc abt the negative side effects to smoking
Fairs
Hard to pick one, i like anything with potatoes and/or cheese as a comfort food
potatoes š„
agreed tbh
chicken
hi
????
š
Bro spreading lies
I understand people who aren't too happy about this week's update but anyone who wants a free Weaponized Tampa
Keep spinning the wheel until it hits the vehicle and if you don't get it
Restart your game quickly
who mentioned the dolphin
Itās very funny
How about instead of wasting all that time spinning the wheel you work a job and make the money to buy a sharkcard and get the car you want
Or
Get a job and not play gta anymore

You got to censor that slur bud
Syfm
Woah
I DID
I keep looking on tgg YouTube to see when heās uploaded the weekly update video Iām in the uk and normally he uploads it for my timezone between 9:30pm and 11:15pm
oh comon
Letās hope and pray rockstar gives gta+ members a good week for x4 money and rp
It's already out lol it's fucking ass
bruh
its out already
Tgg takes his sweet sweet time making the video and makes it like 4 hours late
the whackiest of whack
I mean drfit tune on the hellfire
It isnāt his last upload was 7 days ago
Stop the cap

Tgg isn't the only gta youtuber lil go check the bullsheepparty
I donāt believe any other YouTuber but tgg cos last week apparently the cash wash safe was double cash and it wasnāt
Guys would you rather get 5 million dollars in 1 year or 5 dollars in 1 million years?
These roblox kids bro
Fym you dont believe any youtuber
Go check #šøāgta-media and check the original Rockstar pic
I want to get 1 million years in 5 dollars
Waffling fr
Roblox kids ahahah says the guy that pays monthly for a boost on discord go get a job š¤£š¤£
It's 1 dollar btw
Thanks for checking but I have a job
If 1 dollar is too much for you jus tell me
They arenāt lying to you bro, where do you think TGG gets the info from? Itās public lol
he thinks tgg works at r* or sthg
He think TGG ceo of gta
and you know who couldve slept?
me
š
instead I am sitting here, cleaning up my notes
because I got nothing else to do
it's early
ah yes
I wake up at 6.
Ok early bird
thats 5h.
wanna face a pan�
Why is nobody getting any sleep?
cuz the world is fucked up
because I got work to do
Honestly, valid
Shouldāve slept when you didnāt have work to do
what youāre telling me is simply impossible
Iāll go get some drinks
I have a job
But I wanna spin the wheel
imagine paying 50 real dollars to get 4M in game
Exactly
Like you don't even get enough for your buck if you pay In game money
I can make 4 mil easy
anyone can , the strange thing is many buy these shark cards
well mostly kids and some streamers
Send me them leaked pics of @bitter apex and ill pay u 
Ay
NO
YES
Ay

How about no
How abt YES
200 is 200 so sure
send them pics
I like money
Rn

Sure
You first bitch
300 and I'll give you a good time
why do I return to this
I do like a good time
Alright follow me
We going to to the dentist
Ur hallucinating
How am i failing to do standart time trial with a HSW vehicle ?
sybau
@deft vector _m
Wya I'm at the fun place
Youāre a man
Im a woman
hi pino
hello
howāre you
doing accolades on bo3 so pretty meh
Mummy

wbu

Which mission
the first
I remember a few being hell
Some one owes me a £40 PlayStation gift card
Remember the zombie one?

what one
Who
Anyone
There's one where u have to take no damage
This isn't court go say that to him
š
lol
and i did it on my veteran no death for fun
Ahh if only I hade a PlayStation gift card
Liar
Beg somewhere else
Try Google some gift card codss
Maybe true but extremely chuzz idk

They are probably a 9 year old
Save up ur money
So work
@bitter apex we should go play some
Nowhere around me hires
Hold up lemme dm u it, might get me warned lol
Not put problem
Right
lol
Not put problem
Ya
Blanks for pussys fr
Fr
Good boy

They nerfed fucking everything in Fortnite did u see
AND
XP IS SO MUCH LESS
FOR NO REASON
Fortnite I. The big 25
Removed bug blaster from comp is all I saw
Itās power rangers and halo I had to man
Meh
Teletubies
š
Naw naw you know what Uno reverse if you were bitten by a zombie what would you do in your last five hours?
Hi
hi
pretend I became a zombie and mindlessly going on a purge
/ rampage / slashing / killing spree
Yo does any1 know what time the weekly update updates?
9am UTC
Thank you
or London, idk their time is stupid
You stupid fr
no, london time is stupid
Valid
sticking GMT and daylight savings time on the same line
Anything England does is stupid tbf
exactly
@gloomy warren

@jagged wraith
helllo 
I earned 1 yesterday 
honestly
That's it
for only 1 week, being done with MP and zombies already is huge
currently im doing the accolades and the camo grind after
then the realistic playthrough
gj
my friend has made it bearable tbf
we've been doing like 5 - 8 hours sessions most days
Whatās ur highest round on zombies

zzz
on bo3?
we had no reason to go past round 8 for all zombies trophies
Lameee
falls throug a blimp Davey! How ya doin
about as good as can be expected
I don't know what you're taking about
I was on round 40 tryna do them trophys with friends š
hi
I was wondering if there are any programs, promotions, or special options that might let someone like me access GTA Online for free or at a reduced price. It would mean a lot and let me finally experience the game Iāve admired for so long.
Thank you so much for considering my request, and I hope to join the GTA Online community soon!
plz can someone give me gta online
plzzz

.
It is literally $20
No gta online
what the..
is that a new updare
Nah i am tweaking it was always xbox gamepass and sh
i am finna get it

i never new
@bitter apex wakey wakey
Honch is AFK: stfu - 2 hours ago
wsg
wild
finally someone gets it
hey girl
anyone know how i can change my device?
usually with a charger
its says ps4 im tryna change it to pc
Almost been up for 24 hours
click on ps4 again to remove it, and click on the pc one to add it.
Perfect!
chill 
you chill
Sad fr
ok big pep
9-5 
U play games all day dawg
Literally Nick eh 30
Acting like u slaving in a factory š
hey hey hye
most of the time
a chuink of it is helping kids
with their code and projects
Bollocks
With their code??
yes
some were using python, some c#, some were designing in unity, unreal engine 5, blender, roblox studio
we just kinda give them the resources and the help
Epic
how do i make grow a garden in roblox studio
Idk watch a YouTube tutorial
Thatās my go to
Twinkle wsg man
Modded?
@astral relic Try asking in #1191066904345985095
who can help me with stokes theorem?
@violet saffron actually tho who tf still plays overwatch?
didnt everyone cry abt overwatch 2 and migrate to marvel rivals
aye you leave bunbun alone
she is a very kind and wholesome person
when did you become admin?
rip
engineering too
i never thought a dumbass like me would ever do this shit but here we are
hairline done exist too
gah leee
are high gpas even benefitial tho
ye
i just like to brag ya feel me
i think i do as well lemme check
you in school?
yep
fr bro like
what major?
oh i aint out of high school yet lol
tf how old are you
damn im old
i dont think discord admin is a real j*b
nah this is more of a hobby than a j*b
sure
ill probably major in bio or neuroscience
@stable relic get a j*b
yea good luck with that
Definitely feels more like community service.
could never do anything related to medical
ive been around hospitals alot and some of the nurses gave me some insight that interested me, and ive been thinking about it for a few years anyways so might as well stick with it
if youre motivated enough to do it then by all means
just know its not gonna be ez
is Al still admin herre
or did he get banned for messaging minors
Yeah, but who wants to work in kitchens just for easy.
no there are a lot of majors that are easier and pay well
oh for sure
very competitive too so im not even guaranteed a job lmao
I think it depends on the person. What's easy for someone might not be easy for another person.
could end up just in debt
thats where experience comes in, more experience you have the better your chances are
Never enough family doctors bro.
i mean yea if ur a nerd than anything is manageable
To a point. A nerd can find math and languages easy but be totally lost at sports rules.. and via versa for a sports fan who knows all the rules but is illiterate and can't do math.
oh nah i dont like all that talkin
id be in the back
i was referring to school
but yea ur right tho
Ever try to teach a fish to climb trees?
Total waste of time.
ok bro i get it
relax
i was just sayin
how is that a waste of time?
I was just saying too
but it was funny thinking about a guy trying to teach a fish to climb trees right?
no.
Too bad 
no need to imo
Ik
classic
where is he from? a movie or smth?
Yes
Really?
Tv show
A team?
whats it called
Yea boi!
The A-team
Good show
hog rider�
It was a little before my time.
1983 are you like 40 years old š
No
Yeah but they were popular on retro tv too.. So...
By what?
hes 12 dont mind him
Not many people that age look at shows that old.
doesnt know what perks come with age
It's not that old, but it's usually "too old"
You know alot about me for someone I don't know..
backpain, wisdom, short time memory loss
yea im like him i guess
Whatever that means 
hi duck
Hello twin
ok wtf man
I dont have a twin
I think baguette man is asleep or busy
why would someone care about that š
yea germany
Twin and identical twin is different twin
Got that twin?
just wanted to leave him a message for the futre
Im country neighbor then
meh
I can explain the twins twin if you need twin
what
itās 7:40, how can he be asleep
Old man
Italy
ah
No
poland
Nope
i suck at geography so i couldnt guess
No
france š
South Korea
do you european folks all use 24 time?
I think so
š
So you're dutch
thats lame
those fellas are good
Dutch?
All apart from england i think
Yes
I know
Du du du tu
even tho am and pm make things a lot confusing i think its superior
We get it
yes because the spots using AM and PM are way bigger
and how is it superior
You can stop
Max max max super max max super super max max super super max max
12am = night
while 11am = daytime
okay shut up
cope
I dont recall having a twin.
What subject
calc 3
Me twin
It was nice speaking to you again
final is in 16hrs
I got 97% on my last test
U can always pop me a message

likewise
Ouch
its fine tho i think i might have it down
i need like a 65 minimum to get a A anyways
I think im seeing ghosts again
Easy
All alone again
In my home again
I rot
Thoughts in my head in my head wont stop
You're better off dead let the gun go pop
I think im seeing ghosts again
Bruh.
Context is important eh?
What context
Its a song
It sounds good
Means good song
š
which song
I cant tell the genre
I can tell
me when someone does something really cool far away but i still want them to know what they did was cool
omfg
night chat
@normal aspen I set your AFK: money calling
car
Guys im lvl 80 i have a bunker a ceo office a fort zankudo hangar a car wash a acid lab a coke luckup a zaza farm a mÄth lab a counterfit cash factory a darnell bros factory a kasontka but i cant do cayo cus its difficult and long and a agency i have 2.4 million ima wake up tonarrow and see what you guys tell me to buy
Hey, @brazen garnet It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
Oh my bad im new here
Hi
Hi
Do u guys play gta
No
what's gta?
Gta
This is like the worst gta week ever
Why
I need atomizer gun, i have been looking for it since a year
Boy fuck you for waking me up
Good job on waking him up @fierce inlet
thanks i just woke up too
For the tag
Day off
Whatās the chatting like in that place?
Idk I donāt use it or even look it in just in there for the tag have server muted
Iām genuinely curious
probably hatred towards mclaren and lewis being shit
š nah itās dead no one type in there
And hate towards max
nah
Howās the holiday going fatty
Fair
Donāt go flushing toilet paper down the toilet now
š”
i know
i took a fat shit the other day and it didnāt flush completely
i told my mate
and he still went in
fucking dumbass fr
š¤£
told him to wait a minute
lol
he a fucking snoring loud
Bet you aināt no better
donāt know donāt care not my problem
lol then donāt complain about other people
hmm
Day 285
Cunt
Hola
Hey same, I'm in bio rn
Can you make me a blue plant 
No, u
i will complain
Ofc you will
yeah
Thatās just typical you
Yes
i slept at like 5 am woke up at 11 and this mofo kept snoring
Just put a pillow over him tonight
lol
mhm
outrageous
Lmao
āyour tiktok was loudāš
š¤£
How long you gone for
must be rage bait fr
we fly back at 23:59 monday and land 04:05 š
You just not sleeping at all during that time bro will be snoring on the plane as well
and then itās waiting for luggage so about half an hour then the train starts at 5am
so iāll be home at like 6
nah he has the window seat now he better not
no i have the rest week off lmao
Lmao
Well thatās debatable
lol
you willingly live in england now
you shouldnāt be talking about others being silly
I can cause Iām not silly I fucking stupid
Difference
same shit
what kind of iron man suits can defeat omni man
what kind of omni man can defeat iron man suits
Never mind
Yo what
What kind of twisted sense of humanity is that?
anyone got a movie site im tryna watch weapons
go to the local walmart
there you can watch weapons
Netflix
weapons isnt on netflix
im not from us
clanker ass chat
should be on prime
oh, gotta wait
some random site gotta have it
My dad owns roblox
that'd be piracy then, and we don't allow that here



