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I am so going to make myself a big ass escalope with that type of sauce and peas
with noodles
later though
@agile spade
Vincent from Pulp fiction
Instructions unclear, I jerked off at her house on the first date
Ahh

you clean up, right?
Youāre supposed to clean?

first date at her house that's odd
You want compromise? Howās this, 20 years in the fiber optic cable. I wanted shum pulp. I compromised. I ate tissue off the radiator instead.
how dare you leave her house dirty
She wanted to kidnap me but got grossed out. Had no idea
you know whats even weirder?
young people owning a house
GRAVY
u mean gravy
whoās gravy
Yung gravy
Thats the sauce
we call it roast sauce
in german obv
but yeah thats it ig?
Its diff evrrytime but this year
I had a 4 chicken strips, loaded fries, 2 burgers 2 cokes and some fries with gravy
šŗšø breakfast
Fr
nvm
yours prolly was actual food, no?
not like chemicals
like us
and stuff
Not chlorinated
not really a big one
āāThat's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.ā
ā Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
like enough smh
TRUE
Can 1 be enough
āHamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.
i only get hyped for breakfast , lunch and dinner meh
a minute of pure silence sure feels comforting
yes I was lurking
next time you shut the duck up when saying stuff like that
respect your own sanity and stuff
itās usually enough yk?
now i'm craving breakfast at 1 am
Lasagna is goated.
𤤠Making me hungry
Goon
Making me.. actually nevermind..
whats up with all the stuttering guys

Bro
What
Hey is there a promo channel in this server? I wanna promote a server im on
Ya but u gotta be level 20 to use it

Rare sight^
hi stixz 
hmm.
Hm
cryptic.
Thx
Iām ficked
hi
But your not walking straight or not, your pig
Is it just me or is GTA5 E&E kinda dead on pc. I cannot find any lobbies with more than 4 people in them and have been looking for almost 30 minutes.
Woah
Iām actually lost
damn

Dead
Bro my hea
Doesnāt help they removed the chat because of the bots in the game and the game feels even more isolated than it did on legacy edition
Too many nights I went nameless

Hopefully the story mode for gta 6 is as good as rdr2 so i can keep replaying that instead of the online
Can you send me an account with a mod that adds boobs to michael in story mode
Sybau
Ur definitely 5ā11
do you guys think rockstar will push it back to september?
And u think u do?
Honch is AFK: STOP - 6 hours ago
Iām honestly more excited for skate 4 next month than GTA6
No way Z spawned
hi
I'm more excited for the mortal kombat collection that coming out
th am i seeing rn

calling peta rn

ur done lil bro
Tell them I'm running over rabbits too.
hope i donāt see u in my sight in game imma take revenge
I kill humans alike (in-game)
Big mistake to rear end my car.

No idea if killing Ashley is canon.
I killed her anyway.
bros on demon time rn
I bet you don't even know who she is.
who is ashley
Johnny's girl who is having an affair with Trevor.
Anyone wanna platinum gta w me
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#ālfg-info
hi
dead game
how come
Very much have more common sense than you
you and common sense in the same sentence is funny
Stfu cunt

Shouldnāt you be working smh

Day 290
Funny indeed
Imagine hench having 1 working braincell
Id rather believe that the magic carpet can actually fly than hench can actually think like humans

Hmmm
itās saturday you fucking pigeon
no
not for you
not anymore
you fucking deranged kangaroo
Sounds like a uk Person hm
he not uk
š
Good
How have you been called from the uk over me is funny
What u hate them?
have you ever heard that coming out my mouth mate
i just said theyāre ill. not hated
Yea f them
I have tbf
You said that in call bedoee
Before
Daum
that was specifically towards you
But u like max verstappen?
yes and what is he
I not even English I just live there šš
We all do like him
thatās even worse
Ok so you are fucking slow
turtle ahhh
Somehow he more slow than me
thatās rare
Lol, livin in uk Mate worst fucking decision
His team Is ass
Yeah cause I can make my own decisions at 2 years old
š„
Shi
When u 18 say parents im out fuck uk
Lol
heās 20
Does he know


His time will come
Yea to Beat them lil papaya boys
Like plan b minus 1 wtf
Simple knowledge
Lol but they Are dumb to do math
No itās. Telling the driver how long they going to go without telling everyone
The champ is here
Well ik that but -1? Nonsese
That means they will finish And lose 1 position
Get a. Ps then u Can say
Cause letting driver know they going to pit 1 lap earlier than expected
Just no
Lol
Js yea
huh
Prob need a yacht is my guess
When you start it you will know when it started
Idc that ur ragebaiting but please jump
Greetings
Woah is that a threat
Honch don't leave again 

Why are you here
Iām not
Iām everywhere not here
Omen reference 


Guys should I 100% gtav?
if youre bored
do doomsday cmm ii
?
doomsday criminal mastermind ii
yk doomsday heist?
Yeah
The only cmm i know is with the apartment heists

How much do I get
Will my name on discord turn black 
I'll do it for that tbh
wdym
In Grand Theft Auto Online, the Doomsday Criminal Mastermind II (CMM II) is a challenge that requires completing all Doomsday Heist missions, including setups and finales, with the same two players, on hard difficulty, without any player deaths. Successfully completing this challenge awards a substantial cash bonus.
I need some fucking demons on my team for that
And I don't use comms
And I have never played doomsday before (im more of a cayo player)
I did that on my first ever doomsday heist, when I was lvl 80
Did u use comms?
discord
I don't use comms tho
Oh
on both cmm and cmm ii
How long did it take?
Iām currently doing cmm iii, also with normal chat
idk
5h?
yes only cmm ii
I'll pass
no black name then
Was it fun?
oh yes it was
both cmms I did were fun
its something else than making money
and grinding
oui
100 ingame hours
I said ingame hours
Oh mb
according to players
But where can I find people who are experienced, and use a discord group (text) as comms and can first try it
Wait if one of ur teammates die or you die do u have to restart the whole heist?
75h
yup
but you can close the game as soon as dying to not loose progress
Okay how long do u have to close it after someone dies?
@jagged wraith
@bitter apex
Honch is AFK: shush cutie - a minute ago
Or does only the host of the heist have to close the game or does the whole team have to close the game?
Hey
What
whole team if the team wants the challange too
Okay
Aww cute
its shaking š„¹
Ima get it after my holiday

what about a 3ds
Madrazo dispatch are contact missions u can find in jobs menu, police dispatch are the freemode missions u get once u own a police car
Not sure which ones ur referring to
kitty cat
madrazo dispatch
I had everything hidden so
It was for the daily challange
how sad
(is lowkey trying to get the same achievement)
which one
i think he meant cop killer
Elon musk wouldnāt approve
I hate Eel on Musk
watch it
this could theoretically be considered politics š
Like man i understand you wanna be cool and act like you game, but you donāt have to lie and say your goated and buy expensive accounts
is there someone experienced who could help me i tell me what should i do at the start of the ma career in gta
Yea
I think he genuinely thinks heās good
He literally isnāt which is okay, but like, mans out here paying people to get him stacked accounts for him to play on
Hello....I Need Help With Diamond Casino Heist...Silent And Sneaky Approach
I Am Guessing Later
...
...
Hey @stiff kiln, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
K Thx
hey guys wanted to ask what does the No excessive caps means in rules ?
you cant use too much caps in one sentence
does any roof accessories in cars affect speed?
thanks
So I Cant Talk Like This?
Or is too much caps like this, DHIBELLIL
Why would it
Yk what nvm its not important
I dont really think it does i have spoilers on my cars and it doesnt feel like theres more downforce
Nothing basically cause if you use to many caps in a message the bot deletes it anyway
I need to level up
i see
Where do I go to see my level
Hey goons
By talking you gain xp to level up
And you can see your levels in #š¤ābot-commands and typing /rank I believe
He said goons
Not gooners
Oh ok
yall help #šøāgta-media i wanna know
How do I join the crew does anyone know
on yt
you need a rockstar social club account
Tggs crew?
Yes
It's always full
Damn
Its rarely full
Hey @jagged brook, click the below link to join TGG's crew. Keep in mind you need to be on PS5 with a public social club profile to be accepted. The crew is full most of the time
Here you go
Thx
Good luck getting in 
Why is it tough or something
Just gotta pray you get accepted in
And if you do get in, pray you dont get kicked out
Why
Why what
I wouldnt say the avenger is perfect for that 
if you have friends it is
i just use the blades to go,rip up their litte duke o deaths
Even then its not perfect
AC-130
Cheburek
Hilux
Hello @sharp field my favorite frozone cosplayer how are you doing on this lovely saturday
Hi
hello
what are the fucking odds i get a frozone edit after saying this
They have eyes on you
Am I the only one who goes into GTA Online with my full upgraded Arena War truck and go on a road rage taking out any NPC or Player whos on a motorcycle
do you recommend the cerberus?
just anything with a big ramp
IAMGODOP2007
I have gta 5 downloaded on my PC, could anyone guide me on what else i need to download and do to play RP or is there a good site that will walk me through it
Ayo
why dont you go to whatever rp server you want and go thru their guides
Looks like you
@kindred flax
Next to chat is lowkey funny lookin
Is it
Your fucking Italian allow yourself you donāt have the right to speak
Says you
whereās the š¤š¤š¤?
-# joking btw
Nah too late to accept the joke
Your done for
Mamma mia ur banned š¤š¤š¤
oh I thought youāre coming to me š¤š¤
wouldāve made pizza for you
without pineapple ofe coursee š¤š¤š¤
Mamma mia zis is a increedible
truly incredible
š¤š¤š¤
mama mia š¤š¤š¤
š¤š¤
What the others gonna do if we show our italianism
whate ife theye bann usse š¤š¤š¤
Like a they gonna do a shit š¤
sometimes this chat is worth lurking
š¤š¤š¤š¤š¤
but
whate ife they finde outeh?? š¤š¤
Why do people only take me for being only italian tho
Like im only from italy
arab?
Yeah
okay Iāll better not joke about arab talking stereotypes
or youāll end up chasing me with a slipper and/or a belt
vallah dont so doing
No, neither, i dont have my mom s skills with the š”
I do
its possible to learn a similar way
Cause I canāt exactly make the Arab joke I want to in here can I š
pacific islander mums:
Dms open
islander?
Islander?
Only way is to become arab mom
yes there are islands in the pacific
OMG is that red
its like dad jokes
once you become a mom you get the aim downloaded like in matrix
Real
it isssss
But i mean i aint middle eastern
Your famous fr
italy? š¤š¤š¤
dude, islander mums will fucking snipe you from any range
aimbot
england
if they throw something at you, that shit becomes a homing rocket
I donāt even know where your from apart Italy you prob told me multiple time but I forgot
I aināt even from England
I told u like 10 times

any other uk country?
the raiju is so goated
Well I wasnāt born in any of them

Wait what
yk what else is goated?
the community in #šāgta-discussion
-# not minimodding
No u didnt
Yes
No
I have
No you have not
good cars
Ong u told me
good trucks too
I remember u said u speak lil swedish
And meatballs
I know I told you
But i told u where im from 10 times and u forget
Fuckass
never tasted 
Let me remember
Italian meatballs better mamma mia
š®š¹? š¤š¤
Its easily rememberable
Yes, and from another country
I only know arab
not which country
Im arab but not from middle east
Wait
I remember
Now
You went there for a while on holiday
hmm tunisia?
Or whatever
no fucking idea
not in a ruined state
ššš
Very
tuna?
You didnāt remember when I was from either so shush
U told me only once
hench you kinda got a variety of people coming in you should know where they're coming from by now
I told u 10 times
like tunasia or smth
where you're from or where you live?
š
From
Everyone knows I live in England
are there fellow cybersecurity folks here 
sweden
yes have you tried turning it off and on again?
howāre the taxes and stuff?
Because he backread
Iāve know dex since I joined this server but I canāt remember shit about him š
i don't backread
lol
turn what on and off
i remember minute details
I believe u cuz how u remember where in from š
sir do not redeem the card
heck
it basically means no.
no there are no cybersecurity ppl
Waiting
Ever
I did
U only mentioned u listen to swedish songs
so 160k members and ..
And that swedish is easier than English
Prove it
that makes it obious
No Iāve told you Iām here through conversation
correct
Prove it then
i used to know basic swedish, most of it long since forgotten
no one AVAILable š
Oh Yh
Ik u didnt
i'll try the search bar in the chats
I know I did
Nuh uh, search in dms keyword born, sweden and swedish
U find nothing that says ur born there
Nada
See right the thing is we can go on like this all day neither of us are going to admit we are wrong
I get that my memory is shit but ong ik u didnt specify that ur born there š
I swear I told you maybe not
But oh well
Still your fault for not remembering
Fr
Wait so u have swedish citizenship?
I do
Real
And English citizenship
he's said he was born in sweden here before
U go to sweden often?
More than once
Here but i wasnt around those times
Every now and again
It autocorrected
Or its just u have fuckass english
yess he still doesn't use the correct your/you're
Cause I cba to do it itās jsut easier to type your
In my phone
Fr
Oh yeah, lemme download general chat transcript of the straight to my brain every night
You donāt already do that smh bro not modding enough
yeah see
look at me
even I know
Nah but red knows everything smh tho
Bro got it from wish
That kind bothering tho
Had to improvise smh š„
Hwllo bro
Hi
Am I supposed to screenshot every sticker i wanna send here, u flexing ur stickers smh
Use the server ones
More fair
Seems like a skill issue to me
pig reference?
The name is not in my database
homoerotic indian?
Goated sticker
No
@narrow falcon
Yes
No
Have you seen the hulk
I did stumble across it while i was searching for u mentioning u were born in sweden in our dms
8/10 sticker needs improvement
ššš
What about the face time one
Shush
Hey pickle
How holiday
woah
hi chat
Chat
"hi" on its own was getting boring
Yea
Nice and nice
Tbf
hello
thought id drop in on the regular gorilla chat people so hi everyone
Fair
and cya guys because im heading to bed
Nothing regular about this chat
Cya
ill be back, in less than a month this time
Byee
Why
Itās whatās he does
Disappear and it ill be regular
And yes, thats a threat

Tbf probably cause the rest got themselves banned
Hello guys, DM's open if you would like to share how's going over there maybe we can keep each other company with some fun and rememble time together
whatās your platform
Thatās your dad fr
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Why u send me black pictures on snap
Why u send me black pictures on snap
Wait when
Tuhday

Spam banned
Idk I donāt use my phone when Iām on vacation
Prolly like
Some time earlier
So what you doing rn then
Probably shouldn't either considering what happen last time
Standing in the shower


Iām multitasking
Show me your toes
Yay!
Daddy 
Can yall help me with some
With what
Huh
tf
Bye
Interesting
Send it to me
Tf
real
Check the pics I sent u bbg 

Where are my pics bro
Still waiting on your toes
Hes my #1 supporter bb 
got forced to be your supporter wasnāt really a choice
Tbf
U finna crank to em hell nah
No!!
You didnt get forced bbg
YES!
Ill send u mine for yours 

Hello

Fr, mods first 
@high hound fatty come here rn
You 1st
What
Im about to sleep what u want
Instant response wtf
Literally nothing š
Hii 
Bro

Lmao
I regret having notifications on
lol
I wanted u to say ily 
You have discord notis on for your phone

You go sleep well bbg
Who doesnt
Me
I mostly use discord on my phone
Bro š

Took you long enough 
Guys
MY BROTHERS FUCKING FRIEND
A person
my cousin
What
No it's a robot
Oh
Fairs
Is he ur cousin?
What
send them in the chat for a rating
how do we do polls?
depends where you live
Earth
Nirn
thereās a high probability
you will meet one of my cousins
We canāt
Huh
Bro only just realised
Well what are the chances that one of them turns out to be my brothers best friend
@grim bobcat
wasnt that someone elseās screenshots?
but whatever
that 62h gaming session was probably for training huh?
???
This was before then and anyway I wasnāt home for that my pc was left on the game therefore hours kept going not hard to understand smh
it was a joke mate.
@bitter apex@grim bobcat
huh
dw bout it js doin sum
scared
dw bout it
Alt
thats what he said
honch
What
why u not a community helper?
All the time
lol
Hi
Gang
Cutie patootie of a dawg

Anyone know a way to glitch hair under ski mask?
Ngl this week has been rough
Are you sure about that?
For me yes
that's not That bad
you'll get over it, I got over mine
If she keeps texting u ignore it
Okay ty
Sorry if I was being weird or annoying just need people to talk to
ofc man
Mine still texts me gm even tho she broke up with me.
I don't respond 
I followed you we should be friends:3
I mean I guess if ur not gonna spam me 24/7 yk 
but sure
I'm not dw š
Alr
fair warning u should know, I am a guy 
So don't do no weird shit

Lol

Does TGG ever pop in here
Rarely
Aw shucks
ya

Don't ping him, u get warned + muted
alr good
Mafia the old country is peek cinema 
Are TGG and dark viper brothers
ill upgrade eventually tho
No..
Aw shucks
i still like gta 5
I want your honest opinion who do you think got me into GTA series š
It has to do with one of my family members
Brother?
Agreed
Oh wow
Good evening children

Hi
HI HOG ššæ

yo


Does anyone know the best hangar location in fort zancudo or in general? Been thinking of switching
I need kind of a location where my raiju can spawn right next to me and not too far away in fort zancudo
@olive plaza 
um them all
i mean like when i do cargo missions my raiju spawns just behind the main runway what hangar makes the raiju spawn the closest?
I have the most expensive one doesnāt spawn too far too me
How far do u usually have to walk?
idk not far enough where ima complain

If I have to pick between the Buzzard, the Akula, and the Savage, which 2 should I pick?
if you have a sparrow then dont bother with the buzzard
also next time ask in #šāgta-discussion
I see

Salutations fine shyt
Thatās so bright stop
I still dont know what that means
Which part l lol
āfine shytā



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