💬┃gorilla-chat

[indigo geyser]

That was a planned joke

Dms

[jagged wraith]

No.

[gloomy warren]

lmao

[indigo geyser]

Yes.

[jagged wraith]

You cant tell me what to do

[indigo geyser]

U sure

[indigo geyser]

Go dm tho fr

[jagged wraith]

No.

[shrewd badge]

ribbit

[grim bobcat]

cringe

[bitter apex]

say less

[livid meteor]

Wassup chat, it’s been a while of me being here

Also, who has watched K-pop demon hunters

[indigo geyser]

U on PS4?

[lusty atlas]

A

YEAA

[indigo geyser]

?

[lusty atlas]

Testing

Cool

[fading mulch]

Hello guys how has your day been? 🙂

[limpid solstice]

Hi . How do I get to Lvl 5 in this server ?

[shrewd badge]

5

[shrewd badge]

just chat and youll get xp per minute

[shrewd badge]

that gradiant is hot

[limpid solstice]

Oh nice

Thanks !

[lusty atlas]

Cool right

[olive plaza]

Why are you pride flag colors

[lusty atlas]

Since when is red and blue pride

[next sinew]

Finally someone who deserved the sotm got it

[lusty atlas]

YESSIR APPRECIATE IT

Can you tell that to @unreal echo

[next sinew]

Haha nice try I'm not pinging an admin

@unreal echo pig deserved it

[lusty atlas]

Seems like you did 😮

[next sinew]

:0

[unreal echo]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-grin-evil-smile-smirk-haha-gif-6403290434734800133

[pure fractal]

bro i think im having some sort of attack

[lusty atlas]

Do you have work soon

[unreal echo]

yes

bro i have to train a new hire

fml

[lusty atlas]

Oh…

Alright

Go talk to your other friends

It’s fine

[unreal echo]

coworkers =/ friends

[copper sinew]

Why the superman colors?

[lusty atlas]

I’m friends with mine

[lusty atlas]

Changing it up

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-man-of-steel-gif-23391677

[unreal echo]

well mine are no younger than 35

besides this new hire

[lusty atlas]

..well after the conversation we just had

Heh

[lusty atlas]

Are you not excited to pass on your skills

[lusty atlas]

That looks like me

[unreal echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1333655761573908551/1385294026001088532/1123139856835559424.gif

[unreal echo]

hell no

[copper sinew]

What if it's a test. By his boss, to see what he knows and what he can teach?

Like.. A trial to see if he's promotion worthy.

[unreal echo]

its actually my bosses girlfriends son

and a promotion? LMFAOOOO

[copper sinew]

nepotism!!!

J'accuse!

[unreal echo]

bro has loans to pay off i aint getting a promotion for atleast another half year

[copper sinew]

Not bad that he trusts you with that tho

and tbf, that's an even better spy if he's looking to see what you're made of.
They can discuss you at dinner

[unreal echo]

im as honest as can be

im teaching him to do my job and hopefully i can change my position

bc night shift sucks

[copper sinew]

putting him on the overnight so he doesn't have to see him anymore.. 😂

[unreal echo]

yeah

which hes still in school

and since my family works during the day i never get to see them lol

[copper sinew]

Seems odd to put a kid in school through a nightshift tho..

[unreal echo]

thats very common, lots of kids go into work after school

cause the kid cant work dayshift while in school

[stable relic]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-sumerman-superman-redson-communist-communism-gif-16362053

This movie was a banger yall

[olive plaza]

Shit idk lemme find one

Okay it’s the lesbian pride flag @lusty atlas

[lusty atlas]

WHAT IS THAT

[stable relic]

Russian superman

[lusty atlas]

Oh fire

[stable relic]

He's the goat

[lusty atlas]

What’s your ethnicity

[stable relic]

I saw the movie like 3 years ago so I barely remember it but I do remember it was epic

[stable relic]

Russian maybe idk

[lusty atlas]

Maybe?!

[stable relic]

I might be an alien fr

Maybe Mars

[unreal echo]

part russian, hispanic, and irish

[stable relic]

Yess

[bitter apex]

YOU

[stable relic]

Throw in some Italian and Spanish too

[unreal echo]

i swear everybody got some sort of irish in them

[unreal echo]

real

[lusty atlas]

Me too

[lusty atlas]

Yea

[lusty atlas]

Omg you’re actually Russian

I wish I heard your voice at some point

[stable relic]

Nah everyone just says that because they grandma's cousins uncle got their dna tested and they had 2% Irish

[unreal echo]

bro speaks fluent Americanese

[unreal echo]

true

[stable relic]

I'm not being fr lol

I'm not russian

But maybe

[lusty atlas]

😪

[grim bobcat]

tf is that color

[lusty atlas]

It’s different

[unreal echo]

those colors are red and blue

believe it or not

[bitter apex]

YOU LYING

[unreal echo]

nah bro

[bitter apex]

yeah

[stable relic]

yeah bro, they are actually green and grey

[bitter apex]

fr

[stable relic]

hey hench man

[bitter apex]

👋

[upbeat wyvern]

Hello

[stable relic]

wheel of fortune or find the gta location

[bitter apex]

wheel of fortune

[stable relic]

great

[bitter apex]

guessing for event

[stable relic]

the next event will be gta locations

thanks hench man

[bitter apex]

[lusty atlas]

Do a vc event!

[stable relic]

would yall seriosuly like a last to leave VC again 😭

[bitter apex]

yea

[small needle]

yes i would join

[bitter apex]

id be up

[small needle]

i would play the game

[bitter apex]

for it

[small needle]

id be jerking my shit on cam fr

my bad

[bitter apex]

LOL

[stable relic]

I feel like thats torture

VC events

[bitter apex]

nah

[lusty atlas]

Do a wheel of fortune vc event

[lusty atlas]

No jew will like it

And April

Didn’t they like it last time

[stable relic]

they already are

[small needle]

i want an event now

[stable relic]

how many times a month is it acceptable to have an event without it getting old/reusing the same events

i feel like 2 max

[bitter apex]

2

prob enough

[stable relic]

anything more is too much

[lusty atlas]

Beg

[lusty atlas]

Like green top said do it now

[stable relic]

wow @olive plaza wait you have cancer

who said that

[bitter apex]

😭

[stable relic]

make a wish thing

lol

oh right righ

nice try

[lusty atlas]

Wait pickle has cancer

Is that why he’s permanently unemployed

[bitter apex]

worth a shot tbf

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-baby-man-majah-hype-gif-19449415

[crisp radish]

@stable relic thx for the Patreon just claimed it how do u connect pateron to discord

[bitter apex]

pateron website settings connections link it there

[crisp radish]

Found it

[unreal echo]

HUH⁉️

WHAT⁉️

STOP SIGN⁉️

WAWAWAWA

[olive plaza]

What

[weak thicket]

Fact

[copper sinew]

[grim bobcat]

hi nox

[grim bobcat]

hi pickle

[copper sinew]

[grim bobcat]

how‘re you guys?

[copper sinew]

Hungry

[grim bobcat]

go eat smth

or drink a cupocoffee

[copper sinew]

Making food

It's.. delicious.

Idk. I'm just hungry

[grim bobcat]

what especially

exactly*

[copper sinew]

Same as yesterday just a little different.

[grim bobcat]

what did you eat yesterday

[copper sinew]

Mix of chicken noodles and beers with cheese and spices. Idk.. I just threw it together with no real idea in mind.

[grim bobcat]

beers…
with noodles
what the fuck are you eating 😭💀

[copper sinew]

Auto correct from beets

[sick rose]

I’ve missed you bbg

[copper sinew]

AI is pretty stupid..

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex

[grim bobcat]

bbg…
wow

[copper sinew]

Should be called AS

Artificial stupidity.

[sick rose]

Uncle nox is mine to have funny sex time with

[grim bobcat]

yeah.
AI is stupid
but one day it will be smarter than us… without becoming smarter than it is

[grim bobcat]

just delete that man
it‘s not worth it 💀

[sick rose]

I’m pretty sure nox is fine with me fucking around with it

They haven’t told me to stop

[grim bobcat]

thats too much for me

?afk Schwarzer Spiegel.

[upper fractal]

@grim bobcat I set your AFK: Schwarzer Spiegel.

[copper sinew]

FYI my gf just issued a bounty for your head.
Just your head.

[sick rose]

Just the tip?

[placid wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351

[copper sinew]

Eyes, nose, just everything above the neck.

[sick rose]

I’ll still have my balls that’s fine

[copper sinew]

Ok

[sick rose]

@copper sinew daily question time

[copper sinew]

But I'd run..

[sick rose]

The ball diameter question is very sexy

[copper sinew]

Not for two more hours.

[placid wolf]

Yall need some iCarly

[sick rose]

I have no clue who that is

[copper sinew]

Isn't that a kids show?

[placid wolf]

Yes

Yes it is

[sick rose]

@bitter apex I’m close again I need you to chat 😩

It’s all over the screen @bitter apex

I need you to clean it up for dommy daddy

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex

Can u please quit being weird

[sick rose]

If a mod tells me to

[copper sinew]

[copper sinew]

Didn't I warn you for something about oil not too long ago?

[sick rose]

Did you

[grim bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-frontline-hk416-tactical-reload-foxtrot12-hk416-girls-frontline-gif-2901518645196686025

[sick rose]

I thought you just put an emoji ngl

[grim bobcat]

now this looks like a job for me

[copper sinew]

I'll check 🙂

[sick rose]

Mb if you did @copper sinew

[copper sinew]

I think it must've been verbal. It's not pointed.

[grim bobcat]

hi nox

?afk The Waldo Moment

[upper fractal]

@grim bobcat I set your AFK: The Waldo Moment

[copper sinew]

It's crazy how things get picked up, like "Diddy" and yet no one knows where it comes from... And when you find out.. it's so fucking dark 💀

https://tenor.com/view/reevaluates-life-decisions-jawnilla-napapaisip-nalilito-ano-ang-nangyari-gif-21262902

[grim bobcat]

I still dont get that meme
who even is diddy

thats btw a stupid ass name

[copper sinew]

A celeb who took advantage. You don't really need to know more imo. And if you're curious, they've got documentaries everywhere rn

[grim bobcat]

and whats the hype about a celeb

or the meme

[copper sinew]

Search me idfk.
Like I said. Imo, it's just dark.

[grim bobcat]

he does look like drake
dark chocolate version

[grim bobcat]

not meant racist btw

or anything

[bitter apex]

Why did you ping me I didn’t want to see what he put

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

[bitter apex]

Oh look it’s bri ish boy

[agile spade]

Ure bri ish too kiddo

[bitter apex]

Only half

Your 100%

Imagine

[agile spade]

How can u be half a nationality matr

[bitter apex]

Parents

[agile spade]

Do u mean dual nationality

[olive plaza]

Remember guys

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-edging-goon-never-never-goon-gif-13555818991647572888

[bitter apex]

Sure whatever idfk I confuse myself half the time tbf

[agile spade]

Me

[bitter apex]

I’d goon over you tbf

[agile spade]

Nationality is like ur citizenship

[bitter apex]

I have a British and Swedish citizenship

So idfk

[agile spade]

Ah

Dual citizenship

thats lit

[bitter apex]

I’d touch you if I got the chance tbf

[lethal mist]

Do people think Trevor still owns the strip club to this day or?

[copper sinew]

From being half bri ish no doubt.

If you were full bri ish you might be confused all the time

[jagged wraith]

Oh

[olive plaza]

I just killed myself with this dumbass rpg

[copper sinew]

Fortnite?

[jagged wraith]

I just wanted to say hi

[olive plaza]

I aimed it at the ground and shot it accidentally

[olive plaza]

Ya

[copper sinew]

I was on duos, downed one, the other came to my face and rpged me

[jagged wraith]

?afk

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK:

[olive plaza]

Today?

[copper sinew]

Yeah

It was raining loot and I didn't understand what happened

[sick rose]

I see

[copper sinew]

[sick rose]

I love big oily men

[copper sinew]

Wait! Was that you?

[olive plaza]

[olive plaza]

Idk

[bitter apex]

Wait how long ago?

[bitter apex]

Hey

[upper fractal]

Angel is AFK: - 4 minutes ago

[copper sinew]

Couple hours maybe.

[bitter apex]

Nah wasn’t us

Then

[copper sinew]

Lol

[olive plaza]

I didn’t really use rpg on anyone

I used that alien arm that does 1000 damage

[copper sinew]

Fr.

I got kills with both.

[bitter apex]

That alien arm is fucking ridiculous

[copper sinew]

But it's so limited.

The orange one only holds 35 shots I think.

I was low-key impressed with that O.X.R. rifle.

[bitter apex]

Epic def cooked for once it’s good season

[olive plaza]

They’re 100% gonna nerf it

Or add a cool down

I was just spamming it 😭

[copper sinew]

Idk. The rocket launcher. The minigun.. there's a few op things rn.

And the in game ranking system and power up cards?...

[olive plaza]

The minigun has too much recoil

Ion even like using it I don’t really land any shots

[copper sinew]

:/ skill issue

Aim to get it spinning. Then controlled bursts until they're in range to go all out.

[gentle bridge]

baller

[untold meteor]

Didn’t like the last season?

[olive plaza]

Last season was kinda buns

[copper sinew]

Kamehame Beat Box!!

[night moat]

.

[bitter apex]

Eh not really

[indigo geyser]

Daum

[bitter apex]

Your kinda buns

[elder echo]

For me

[bitter apex]

Idk can they

[zenith edge]

.

[signal heron]

.

[narrow falcon]

,

[grim bobcat]

?

[bitter apex]

.

[placid wolf]

hits blunt
If you become invisible you are basicly blind because light dont interact with ur eyes

[unborn rover]

fellow gamers, what it mean when a girl sends me gn with a heart at the end of the message?

[signal heron]

nothing

[unborn rover]

oh okay ty

[placid wolf]

she wants to marry you

[signal heron]

Cant feed into delusions

im delusional myself but

[bitter apex]

She wants that dih

[unborn rover]

the whole inch?

[signal heron]

[bitter apex]

[placid wolf]

They do have cat pfp thats already a good reason

[unborn rover]

i already got pussy

ion need no mo

[placid wolf]

Hell yeah

[signal heron]

i need a cat too

im living alone atm

[unborn rover]

they cute, but can fight back

[placid wolf]

Get a baby goat

[unborn rover]

get a koala

[placid wolf]

Get a giraffe

[signal heron]

what about a turtle

[placid wolf]

Get a bunny and a turtle and recreate the legendary race

Good night everybody i was no one

[signal heron]

uhm

a rat\

[copper sinew]

Anyone else experiencing sudden console discord vc issues?

[gloomy warren]

what type of issues

[old belfry]

hello, can someone help me get a trophy for playing a rally race? im from ps4

[gloomy warren]

i only know of 1, when i connect to discord via my PS5, the voice channel has some random name

[upper fractal]

Hey @old belfry, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#☝lfg-info

[gloomy warren]

try those

[snow ledge]

avenger my baby

better than oppressor mark 2

[copper sinew]

She calls and immediately gets disconnected... it's weird

[gloomy warren]

oh no idea about that never had that happen to me

[copper sinew]

At first I lost my own input.. I could hear her but my sound wasn't coming through.. Then I updated.. now we can't connect... like Twilight Zone type shit.

[gloomy warren]

does it give any sort of error message?

if not, perhaps both reboot your consoles or whatever system

and if that doesn't work maybe try disconnecting discord from whatever and then reconnecting it to your account

maybe that'll work

[copper sinew]

Idk.. Works now... It was just really weird..

[grim bobcat]

daddy issues

[agile spade]

good sign

2600th in the battlefield 6 beta queue

love to see it

[jagged wraith]

Gng

Ain't no way ur waiting in that

[bitter apex]

your actually in quueu for that

WHY

[jagged wraith]

Exactly

@bitter apex gimme some of them pills ur on bbg

[bitter apex]

mhm

[jagged wraith]

No fr tho

[snow ledge]

goofy boiisss i got muted for modded account

[olive plaza]

[bitter apex]

What?

[crimson basalt]

Fuck this i thought it was red dead redemption

The free game

In #🎮┃free-games

[agile spade]

Nah its ok its a better game than rdr

[jagged wraith]

Road redemption 💀

[bitter apex]

Better game fr

[jagged wraith]

Yea

[celest wasp]

Anyone playing pvp anymore?

[gloomy flax]

I think u guys are underrating this weeks bonuses. The dispatch works and madrazo missions are quick and fun. On 3x money its about 30-60K for 3-5 min of work. Not great, but decent way to makes money. Plus they are fun because I don't usually do them.

[hollow summit]

is gta still a viable game to make contnet on

[signal heron]

i ask myself the same question

[signal heron]

this guy gets it

[olive plaza]

[grim bobcat]

dude its
fuck do I know prolly late for you
why are you awake

[olive plaza]

It’s 9 pm 😭

[grim bobcat]

thats late

if we ignore my time

[olive plaza]

Yeah it’s 3 for u

[grim bobcat]

uhh

?afk 10min nap

[upper fractal]

@grim bobcat I set your AFK: 10min nap

[bitter apex]

Shush

[olive plaza]

@grim bobcat 10 min nap is up

[upper fractal]

𝚜𝔬ᴜɭℓₑ𝕤𝓈 is AFK: 10min nap - 10 minutes ago

[bitter apex]

shush

[wanton hull]

contender for the worst haircut i've ever fucking seen in my life

[signal heron]

lol

[hollow kelp]

HSW vehicle what one is the best

[copper sinew]

Did you ask in #🚔┃gta-discussion ? Cause they actually play gta5 currently.

Most of em anyway

[hollow kelp]

no I ask thank you

[hollow kelp]

Wdym are most of the people in the server don’t play?

[copper sinew]

Most of us that hang out in gorilla chat don't play GTA5 anymore, we're waiting for gta6 or we just have other priorities at the moment.
Nothing against the game really, just life taking course.

[normal aspen]

[heady flicker]

Gta 6 lol yeah someday

[plain inlet]

Hi

[hollow kelp]

tell me about it I started playing sweaty when the casino came out I think a lot of people did, after about Covid 50% of the player base f*cked off and only sweaty swears stayed, I stopped playing now I’m 18 and looking for a job and in college for my second year

[heady flicker]

😆

[plain inlet]

Woah

That's very rude smh

[hollow kelp]

life goes on and video games stop being imported, we was kids and now we are all adults

[hollow kelp]

it was a joke

but thank you

[olive plaza]

Yall I just accentually ate bread

[copper sinew]

Like... Bréàd?

[olive plaza]

Yeah

[normal aspen]

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/caddy-shack-billmurray-bark-like-a-dog-caddy-shack-bark-carl-caddy-shack-gif-17315821

[jagged wraith]

Cyberpunk worth the playthrough?

I still haven't played it fully

[copper sinew]

You saw it on the extra?

[wanton hull]

yes

[copper sinew]

That's what I keep being told.. I picked it up to see what the hype is really about.

[jagged wraith]

I have the disc

im a physical game disc collector

[wanton hull]

It’s good

[olive plaza]

Chat gpt 5 dropped

When is this shit going to start cleaning my house

[wanton hull]

you gotta subscribe to the gpt premium ++ plan for 300,000 a week

[raw warren]

lol

[plain inlet]

@olive plaza whar do you make of this

[copper sinew]

Yeah! @modest wigeon

[jagged wraith]

@copper sinew

Where's the food

[copper sinew]

In my Belly!

[jagged wraith]

Im hungry

[copper sinew]

[jagged wraith]

I ate a few hours ago right

and i was still hungry after

so i didnt bother

[raw warren]

@copper sinew that's self promotion btw

.

[copper sinew]

I was hoping @olive plaza would wake up

[raw warren]

he's tickling pickles

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hardy-sleeping-shower-wake-up-gif-15728076

What I miss

[prisma scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/howyy-gif-14677769772756874928

What I miss

[copper sinew]

[olive plaza]

Woah woah pause

Is that his pickle

[lusty atlas]

The weeknd concert is wild

[copper sinew]

you're the pickle tickler, you tell me

How this emoji is called clan, I might never understand.

[normal aspen]

[plain lynx]

Anyone got an auto shop I can use to go a respray glitch

[copper sinew]

someone in#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5 maybe

[olive plaza]

Is that the weekend

[lusty atlas]

It’s the weekday

[olive plaza]

Girllll hew iz ittttt

😛💅

[lusty atlas]

It was lit

[olive plaza]

Literally

LIT erally

Damn

Nah but I’d get a headache from that strobe shit

[lusty atlas]

i lost my hearing for a bit

[lusty atlas]

they still dragging splitgate

[normal aspen]

[amber ginkgo]

Can someone play the short trip missions with me?

Pls?

[upper fractal]

Hey @amber ginkgo, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info

[amber ginkgo]

The host has to finish the contract.

The host can invite players

So who wants to play it with me?

Utc + 11

Sydney

[grim bobcat]

god forbid I did a 6h nap

[normal aspen]

Use the lfg bro

[amber ginkgo]

My bad bro its kinda my first time here

Thx

[normal aspen]

No need too apologize

[grim bobcat]

some people think they did smth wrong, even though they didnt
I have to think about that psychology even more tbh

[normal aspen]

Understandable

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-bird-rain-beautiful-gif-18429868

[fathom heart]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-goril-fight-holy-trinity-toji-gif-6911311745496667419

[gentle bridge]

but it's friday

[humble crystal]

is there any chat for bogdan heist

[empty ocean]

doomsday

[warm lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-hello-chat-gif-17407572284964392117

[normal aspen]

[strange hollow]

absolute ballocks

[swift umbra]

I’m currently almost 2300 metres underground and I have stable internet lol. Switzerland is on another level

[narrow falcon]

How are you 2.3km underground

[swift umbra]

Gotthard tunnel

2300 metres underground at its deepest point

[grim bobcat]

Switzerland moment

Switzerland is every good country combined

[grim bobcat]

it‘s a combination of every country‘s best stuff*

[swift umbra]

Expensive asf

But infrastructure is okay

(I’m speaking from my perfect quality Dutch road view)

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-naw-gif-9046993911680556980

[dark sandal]

Hello

[true hatch]

Yeah, was gonna ask, how's the price of things there

[dark sandal]

Walmart

[dark sandal]

Hiii

[dark sandal]

Salutations fine shyt

[dark sandal]

will u marry me? fine shyt

Im 6’1 btw

[true hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-uhhh-what-gif-19383908

[dark sandal]

fine shyt?

[dark sandal]

Where did my fine shyt go

fine shyt

Where are uu

[grim bobcat]

what does fine shyt even mean

[dark sandal]

Hii fine shyt

[dark sandal]

shh

Im talking to this really cute feet cat girl human

[dark sandal]

will u marry me fine shyt?

[dark sandal]

Spongebob what are u doing here

Don’t interrupt me

Im talking to this really cute feet cat girl human

[dark sandal]

Hello fine shyt

[dark sandal]

So beautiful

Woah

Wow

[grim bobcat]

get a romantic partner, oh my days

[dark sandal]

you do realise that this is satire right? 😭😭

Who uses “oh my days” 😭😭

[grim bobcat]

oh

[dark sandal]

What are u

40? 😭

[grim bobcat]

uhh
people call me auntie sometimes

[dark sandal]

auntie 😭

ur a aunt not an unc?

Ur account doesn’t look like auntie

More uncle

[grim bobcat]

less weirdos in my dms

[swift umbra]

Didn’t stop as we only went through. But compared to the rest of Europe it’s crazy expensive

[grim bobcat]

Kebab for 13 CHF 💀

[swift umbra]

And we just went passed a wrecked Ferrari 296 gtb

Soooo, someone just lost over 300k

[dark sandal]

Ur account looks like a 14 year old boy who thinks hes depressed and very cool and edgy ngl

[grim bobcat]

Welcome to Switzerland

[dark sandal]

maybe thats js me tho

[grim bobcat]

less weirdos in my dms

[dark sandal]

i think theres an option to change who can dm u and who cannot lol

In settings

[grim bobcat]

I gotta clean up my profile ngl

[grim bobcat]

I put it on message requests, but I still see what it is when checking the message requests 🙏

[dark sandal]

U can change that too

Just make it so only friends or u can dm people

[grim bobcat]

sometimes I want people to dm me
I just like it with the message requests

[swift umbra]

I just saw my first ever 2024 model mustang

[dark sandal]

So ur an attention seeker? 😭

[swift umbra]

I’m even more in love with that car, damn it looks good

[true hatch]

Only your first

Seen heaps here

[swift umbra]

They don’t make them in Europe, they’re imported only

So they cost 100k

Correction. €137.400,-

[true hatch]

$80k ish here

We are lucky we get the mustang here

Dark horse ain't cheap tho

[swift umbra]

I wish

[swift umbra]

The 137 is for a normal one. Base price

Dark horses aren’t even for sale

Aka: we don’t show the price cause it’s that fucking bad

[true hatch]

That blue one is 44k for you

[swift umbra]

That’s a third of the price

What

The

Actual

Fuck

How much for a manual?

[swift umbra]

Yea third of the new price in Europe

[true hatch]

Manual dark horse

[swift umbra]

Normal one

Dark horse is a no go here

[true hatch]

Same price, there's really no difference

[swift umbra]

Why is that blue one so cheap then?

[true hatch]

Just what they cost here

[swift umbra]

😭

Left or right hand drive?

[true hatch]

Right obviously, they're built for the Aussie market

[swift umbra]

Yea that’s why they’re adorable

They’re being build there

We have them imported from Donald

[true hatch]

We don't build cars here, they'll most likely be being built with the rest of them

[swift umbra]

Ford has a plant in Australia no?

[grim bobcat]

no
I said sometimes

[true hatch]

Not for major production models

[swift umbra]

Why are they so cheap then?

[true hatch]

We haven't built cars here since Holden died

[true hatch]

Dunno

[swift umbra]

Imma ask ChatGPT

[true hatch]

$80k for us tho isn't that cheap

[grim bobcat]

Holden died?
sad

Holden was like the only Australian automaker I know

[true hatch]

Yeah, like back in 2016

[swift umbra]

ITS EMISSION TAX

[true hatch]

Rip

[swift umbra]

40 grand

IN FUCKING EMISSION TAX

[true hatch]

Ford as well, they're are many Aussie built fords

[grim bobcat]

A YEAR?!? 💀

[grim bobcat]

yeah like the…
fuck I forgot the name

[swift umbra]

No, base price

[true hatch]

Falcon, Territory

[swift umbra]

In the Netherlands emission taxes are starting price included

So the mustang jumps 40 fucking grand in TAX

[grim bobcat]

Ford Falcon

[grim bobcat]

I love that one

[swift umbra]

And the rest is cause less supply, which I can get

[grim bobcat]

ah
HUH?
you dont pay it yearly…?

[swift umbra]

But FORTHY THOUSAND BUCKS IN EMISSION TAX

[swift umbra]

On top of that yea

[grim bobcat]

wait
so you pay it included in the price

what‘s the money based on

[swift umbra]

Dumb government bullshit

It’s cause it has a V8

@true hatch got a bedroom to spare?

[true hatch]

Funny enough, yeah

[swift umbra]

I’m getting on a plane

See you in 24 hours

[true hatch]

[narrow falcon]

HELL YEAH

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-fernando-alonso-formula1-f1-aston-martin-gif-27599415

[midnight cobalt]

Day 291

[olive plaza]

Huh

[grim bobcat]

until gta vi prolly

[grim bobcat]

I personally like the look of the newer ones

[olive plaza]

Counting the days is crazy

[true hatch]

Oh we got them as well

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/tally-tallymark-point-gif-7852437

This is what bros doing

[grim bobcat]

that one
yeah
especially the rear

[true hatch]

Tbh, I ain't a big falcon guy, I prefer the commodores

Hsv's in particular

[grim bobcat]

Son of a Gun

isnt that a color they got?

[true hatch]

Dunno tbh

[grim bobcat]

its like a dark greyish

[swift umbra]

YES RUB IT IN THAT Y’ALL CAN HAVE COOL CARS ALR

[grim bobcat]

get me one and I‘ll import it here, change the lights and stuff
I mean it‘s australian, so it should have yellow turn signals, so all I need is switch the lights to right hand traffic

[grim bobcat]

import

[true hatch]

Oh I will

[grim bobcat]

Audi A8L Horch
import it.
basically Audi Maybach

[grim bobcat]

I dont likes Utes

[true hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[grim bobcat]

I like the wagons though

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-things-throwing-trees-trees-angry-throwing-things-in-anger-gif-24478446

[true hatch]

Ute's are so much better looking than the wagons

[swift umbra]

You still pay that tax, gets less year by year but you’ll still have to pay it

So if I were to get a stang that’s over a year old there’ll still be a bill for 35 grand in the mail

[true hatch]

Also a lot more fun, less weight over the rear wheels

[swift umbra]

Plus the conversion costs to make it left hand drive

Which is another 20 grand

And the shipping

[swift umbra]

A good German wagon is great fun

[true hatch]

Yeah, I love German wagons, but for hsv, the Ute's are just so much better looking

[swift umbra]

Yea so I’m still paying at least 100 grand in total

[true hatch]

Yeah, not cheap

[swift umbra]

Would I be able to get a job in Australia? 😅

[grim bobcat]

its a better eyecatcher than most modified cars 😭

[true hatch]

Probably, it ain't that hard

[swift umbra]

And how are the living conditions there? Good healthcare etc?

[true hatch]

Yeah, decent, governments fucked tho

[swift umbra]

Can’t be worse than I have now

Having to pay 40 grand extra for a stang

But if I want mr Nazi’s Tesla I don’t pay shit

[true hatch]

You'll be surprised

Anyway, I ain't gonna get into all that here

[swift umbra]

I will be killed in 3 days tho down there cause of all the snakes and spiders who wanna kill you

[true hatch]

Ah, don't worry about them

[swift umbra]

Cause from what I heard everything down there has the ability to end your life in 30 minutes if it pleases

[true hatch]

A good chunk of things do, yeah

[swift umbra]

Why not?

I’m not build different like you lot

[true hatch]

They're harmless

[swift umbra]

The worst I have to worry about down here is an adder

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-animal-running-run-escaping-gif-16583765

This is harmless?

[true hatch]

Most recent deadly thing I saw was probably a five foot long eastern brown

[true hatch]

Actually yeah, they are

[swift umbra]

Ahh yes, don’t worry about the second most venomous nope rope in the world

[true hatch]

Easy enough to deal with, just don't get kicked

[swift umbra]

Fairs

But the venomous shit

[true hatch]

Besides, the big ones are mostly inland

[swift umbra]

Yea, taipans

But I heard the eastern brown lives in the suburbs basically

[true hatch]

Yeah, it can do

We've had a few at our place, that five footer being within the past year

Most common snakes to see are pythons and tree snakes, they're both harmless

[grim bobcat]

horrendous

those things should get taxed twice as much as combustion engined cars, because they produce way more co2 in the production than combustion cars in both production and driving

also, the quality of the work those ppl getting the lithium and stuff for the batteries are horrible

Teslas should have a 200% CO2 and a 300% human rights violation tax.

[swift umbra]

Yea those I know about

But that eastern brown scares me

[true hatch]

Yeah, you don't get close to them, you keep your distance

[swift umbra]

How tho if it just decides to sit in my car?

[grim bobcat]

gun

[true hatch]

Well, you're not getting in your car then

[swift umbra]

It’s Australia, not the United States of non freedom

[swift umbra]

Call the snake catcher?

[grim bobcat]

No US stands for freedom
thats why everyone carries a gun

[true hatch]

Yeah, pretty much

[swift umbra]

Australia is the only western country where “there’s an animal in my car” is a reasonable excuse for skipping work

[daring bloom]

three horrible weekly updates in a row

and i accidentally won the winky 😭

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-23886381

[grim bobcat]

the rear looks good

[olive plaza]

[grim bobcat]

no not that kind of rear

[olive plaza]

I love the rear

But

I’d get it in a different color that whatever orange copper that is

[grim bobcat]

I want a HSV Commodore W1

in „Son of a Gun“

[olive plaza]

The front of it reminds me of a pt cruiser a bit

🤏

[grim bobcat]

how tf

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-leave-gif-5785321051025239919

[bitter apex]

[snow ledge]

chat am i allowed to say anything about moddded accounts but not advertising them

[swift umbra]

Nothing about them is allowed

[olive plaza]

Hench what day is it today

[bitter apex]

Idk

[olive plaza]

It’s

FroYdey

innit

[bitter apex]

Idk is it

[olive plaza]

Mhm

Send a TikTok our streak is grey

[bitter apex]

You can’t speak you lose our snap 2x and our TikTok streak 2x

[noble flume]

Fucking

[grim bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/scam-alert-alarm-siren-gif-16909334

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

[lusty atlas]

Bro why didn’t you do anything about that 🙏😭

[olive plaza]

I tried to

[gloomy warren]

try harder

[olive plaza]

In #🤖staff-bot-cmds

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-bird-rain-beautiful-gif-18429868

[olive plaza]

I’m actually driving rn so I’m trying EXTRA hard

Multitasking

[lusty atlas]

😭

[gloomy warren]

im reporting you to the police rn

[lusty atlas]

You’re special

[gloomy warren]

that's illegal

[lusty atlas]

No you didn’t I did

[sonic star]

Why do guys love roleplay?

[grim bobcat]

wdym we love roleplay
@olive plaza does, thats why he added you

[grim bobcat]

you and that bird are just…

cute couple

[timid coral]

hmm

[gloomy warren]

its my spirit animal

[timid coral]

roleplay, huh?

[grim bobcat]

roleplay

what kind of roleplay, we don’t know w

[timid coral]

since i listen to gf asmrs

technically

yes, i partake in roleplays

[grim bobcat]

hmmmm

[winter flower]

Why so serious?

[stoic torrent]

Anyone having issues with game pass not activating quests or daily login?

[olive plaza]

Is this all you ever ask

[bitter apex]

Why do you love roleplay?

[copper sinew]

Are you still awake, or did you just get up?

[olive plaza]

On I been on the road for like

2 hours

I’m going on vacation

Again

[olive plaza]

I just roke up

[copper sinew]

Where to this time?

[grim bobcat]

u can tell its a bot

[olive plaza]

The cape

If I get eaten by a shark I’m gonna be mad fr

[grim bobcat]

cape?

going to batman?

[olive plaza]

Cape cod

💪

Looks like this

But

Backwards

[grim bobcat]

I want a TT RS

[dark sandal]

I want a audi s5 2011

Gimme gimme

[urban reef]

is there a art channel

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex why don't u gts

[untold meteor]

I think the closest thing to art channel is #📸┃photography-flex

[urban reef]

Oh okay

[bitter apex]

[olive plaza]

I want a revuelto

[jagged wraith]

Yeah bb

gts

[lavish musk]

Why don't u tho

[lusty atlas]

J

[wanton hull]

Gym sunset last night

[jagged wraith]

10:42 am

[bitter apex]

False

[olive plaza]

Sensor that

[bitter apex]

Fatty

Hi

[dark sandal]

I want snowbunnies

[wanton hull]

??

[lusty atlas]

Hot

Physique pic when

[wanton hull]

When I’m not fat

[jagged wraith]

I guess

[lusty atlas]

Real

I still sometimes think I’m fat still

Never goes away

[olive plaza]

What are your stats

[alpine granite]

yo chat anyone wanna spare me £2.99 for jsut cause 3 dlv?

dlc

[snow ledge]

nothing

[olive plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

[alpine granite]

🙁

[wanton hull]

husky

[proven gulch]

get off discord
work harder

or if no work get work
or have job which allows me to shitpost all the time

[lusty atlas]

Moderator btw

[copper sinew]

I swear, you'd get more chance to get something sitting outside a grocery store than sitting in a discord server

[jagged wraith]

[copper sinew]

• You'd be that much close to a || Job || application.

[alpine granite]

siting outside a shop aint adding anything to paypal

[jagged wraith]

@copper sinew let's play on ps3

[copper sinew]

no, but it adds coins to your pocket you can deposit at the bank, then add to paypal yourself.

[lusty atlas]

Get a job

Work for it like everyone else in the world

[copper sinew]

You hear about that panhandler in Ottawa?

I think it was a few years back now.

[lusty atlas]

I did not

I only hear about the big thing in ottawa

[copper sinew]

Bro made crazy bank.

He made the news

[lusty atlas]

Oh did not see

Man why can’t we just win the lottery

[copper sinew]

Oh.. He passed away..

I found the article.

[jagged wraith]

Rn nox

[lost schooner]

Chat anybody wants to spare me €10.000 for new rolex?

[alpine granite]

dam, i might have to act as a child to catch an scam pedos on the internet, anyone know an app?

[grim bobcat]

sure
if I get back 12.000€ in less than a day.

[lusty atlas]

Or just get a job

[alpine granite]

bro i was like 0.01% of that

[alpine granite]

that could be my job

heard in chris hansen

[indigo geyser]

Lol

[alpine granite]

OH Mygoooood i cant spell today

[lost schooner]

Ok, transfer me the money then 🙏

Ill pay u back, trust

[jagged wraith]

Im not talking to u

[indigo geyser]

Why not

[lost schooner]

Beo whats with this generation 😭

[inner shell]

You can i send a question for my account?

[lusty atlas]

They do anything but work 💔

[inner shell]

Like gta money advice

[lusty atlas]

Ask in #🚔┃gta-discussion they’re smart

[grim bobcat]

no
trust doesnt work
you gotta sign 20 pieces of paper

[jagged wraith]

[lost schooner]

So thats why u never chat there

[jagged wraith]

And nope, cant warn me for it

[lost schooner]

I can

[lusty atlas]

Fr I’m not that smart

[lost schooner]

[lusty atlas]

I can’t keep up

I’m old

[agile spade]

AAAAA

[bitter apex]

do it fr

[jagged wraith]

No actually you cant, I haven't been told not to do it

[bitter apex]

and the biggest cunt has arrived

[agile spade]

Bro

[jagged wraith]

That'd be mod abuse.

[olive plaza]

Fr

Couch potato’s

[copper sinew]

Idk where my ps3 is...

[lusty atlas]

Oh no

[lost schooner]

Saying this like its gonna help is like youve never met me

[bitter apex]

lol tbf

[bitter apex]

racoon abusing his powers all the time

[lusty atlas]

Send me some
Money

[agile spade]

Racoon stop it before i step in

[lost schooner]

Sorry ill stop

[copper sinew]

Can you even get Ps3 controllers anymore? cause my only controller's anolog pads are duct tape now..

[bitter apex]

you should hate on yassin for fun fr

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-up-all-the-chicken-hungry-eating-lunch-dinner-gif-10896178

[jagged wraith]

yea

[agile spade]

Real ones are rare

U can use ur ps5 controller anyway

[indigo geyser]

I just asked u for Help whats wrong with that?

[lost schooner]

You can prolly just buy some cheap amazon wired one that you can hook up to ur ps3

[indigo geyser]

Yasin?

[agile spade]

Pretty much

[bitter apex]

yh yassin

[lost schooner]

Man I had a ps2 as first console, Id play racing games

[copper sinew]

that's like dating your gran's friends

[jagged wraith]

can you? 💀

[indigo geyser]

I see

[agile spade]

Hinch im ginna get into rugby

[jagged wraith]

My ps4 controller didnt fully work on my ps3

[lost schooner]

Bro what

[agile spade]

In what way

[jagged wraith]

Idk

[indigo geyser]

@jagged wraith

[copper sinew]

Two gens apart bro..

That's weird

[jagged wraith]

It just didnt work

[agile spade]

Hm

[lost schooner]

Ye but like

[jagged wraith]

I couldn't even really use it

[lost schooner]

The age difference between a ps3 and 5 is like what 12 years?

[jagged wraith]

I got to a point on uncharted with a puzzle and had to quit bc it wouldn't work

[copper sinew]

In cat years that's like... 108?

[lost schooner]

Yeah but a playstation is no cat

[copper sinew]

Not a person either..

[lost schooner]

True

[copper sinew]

Maybe dog years?

[lost schooner]

Hmm

Do machine years exist

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex check dms bbg

[bitter apex]

you are waffling fr

[bitter apex]

how about no

[jagged wraith]

ill give u more later yk

[indigo geyser]

Tell Her houch

[lost schooner]

Ill waffle u

[jagged wraith]

[indigo geyser]

Real G over there

[copper sinew]

they become obsolete right?

[agile spade]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[lost schooner]

You sent him some family friendly bagels right?

[agile spade]

Clankers

[jagged wraith]

Yea

[lost schooner]

Hate em

[jagged wraith]

the good kind