#š¬āgorilla-chat
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Oh Wow! did Hench just submit a report ticket?

You will miss me when its race day, u will
Oh when its race day ong u will
Mhm
Im kind enough to spare ur ass
Uncommon W
*common
*Rare
Reminds me of when I was a kid and my parents are like "ok, time to go" and we spend an hour in our boots waiting for them to stop talking with our hosts.
Yo
W race finish? Top 10 in 4 seconds
Can you teach that to my cat?
What team

My team career
Newcomer
No upgrades
95 ai cos i havent played on wheel in like 2 months
It was 3 dollars buddy
Im not spending allat for motogp 25
Im not even good at 20 yet
I've played 20 minutes of it
Itās on discount I think or it was
I had $3.75 on my steam account
Motogp 20 was $3.74
Fair enough
I also did a sick ass dummy on norris
I also got switchbacked by verstappen
They made him so op fr fr
Itās how fast they are on the straight that piss me off this year
Its f1 24
Not 25
Oh
Im poor
Yeah in 25 they are extremely fast in the straight

W movie fr
I've got that big ass funko pop of wall-e
Like the one that costs 4x the price of a normal one
It looks awesome
What
But anyway i want that shit
Imma try get it for my birthday as a preorder thingy
Mhm
I mean its cheaper than most new video games too
And they're decently sized
Also i love the movie
It's been too long for a sequel to that one too eh?..

@bitter apex I set your AFK: EVERYTHING IS DEX FAULT
Who s dex bro
I dont know any dex
Do you guys think they will delay it to fall?
It doesnt need a sequel
No, but it is nice to see the characters we love in new stories no?
Yeah but disney would ruin it so i'd rather have the one movie
Dont damage the best movie ever
Where Is mr fuck?
Who
Lol
?
Joke
??
???
500 hundred on a belt I donāt even wear
?
Flexing
Let her fuck the whole team ion even care
We should play cs2 sometime
/Rank
#š¤ābot-commands
Iād be down
@vale tendon hi
Hey Mccu
yupp
How much is the terobyte?
my new deskmats are still getting me high even after an airing out outside
wtf are these made out of, pure glue or smth
Dead
ikr
Imo it serves 0 purpose so I'm not doing it again 
true
nitro is useless
Nitro was cool when the only nitro was the 5 dollar version and wasnāt heavily advertised as it is now
Back in the day
Yeah, that one time ever free nitro is a total scam
"Hey free nitro" "
now we have your credit card info, you'll never get free nitro again
"
Hi
Hi
it very useful for emoji spam

wait that's from this server

Nitro is only cool when you get it for free
Exactly. I spent about 850 on my new cpu/ram and got discord nitro for free from the purchase
I hate how they lock features to nitro that shouldnāt be locked, like stream quality and file size
Agreed. I hate that
Nitro wouldnāt be nearly as hated if this things werenāt restricted by a paywall
that's an interesting logic
Hello
HELLO
hi
Anyone playing gta online for pc? Need help
Hey , These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
I Got Her to block me
did WW3 start?
great, Iām just waiting for the missiles to be launched.
Hi
Hi
Hi
hi crust
Hi dust
Whats the better weapon the explosive gun or the missiles for the oppressor mk ii
hi markiplier
hii soulless
Why bro
anyone wanna freeroam
howāre you?
I answered a message, sorry man š
i dident see oopsies
Not the first time someone called me that hmm
Well we wqs arguing hahahha
Let's play a guessing game
What's this week's weekly update gonna be another nothing burger or what?
Another week of triple money on adversary modes!
We have had shit weeks for the past month or 2 im pretty sure. Its very possible its gonna be 2x money on the motor wars again but i highly doubt its gonna be a good week
Need 2x dre i need that 2m ngl
triple money on madrazo hits š„
that was in may
youāre a bit late
It was in may? Damn, wasnt playing much during then
30% on agencies and upgrades, 30% on Missile Lock On Jammer, 30% on some Imani Tech Cars, 2x on the Dre Contract, 2x money on security contracts
im good! wbu?
hope ur having a lovely day š©µ
I remember it was in may because in may I bought a huge part of my Imani Tech Collection,
really missed a good week sad face
oh you sure did
wasnt into gta much anymore kinda drifted from me but im back in it now
if chat wants to nap let them
probably 6x money on npc drops
Lol imagine
2x RP on losing cops
they did double money on store robberies just a couple years ago
You can make millions in like 5 minutes from the stores I donno what you're talking about 
you used to be able to make billions on the ps3 with a glitch
Oh shoot I can't remember that far back too well but I remember playing it back then
surprisingly it took them ages to patch it
Hi
Lol
Do u hope, hmm
yes
helo pig
Does anyone know how to mod accounts
please read the #šāall-server-info we dont allow that kinda stuff here...
Ok
What pig said


no more watching every little thing we say because of bad parents who let their trash children play a mature game
Gtao will now require age verification š„³š„³š„³š„³š„³š„³
About dam time š„³š 18+ you little squeekers buahahahahaha š
Fuck you
And your racist George Floyd gif pussy
This chat is dead because you and everyone in this extremely lame ass community are complete trash
the EU would consider that āage verificationā a privacy invasionā¦
but meh
also if weāre already at it
its great to think about that there are over 100, almost 200, countries on this earth, which the UK are 3 of I think.
Iām not a geography expert, but it seems that just because of this your little ākidsā will still annoy you, and from your attitude you are one of them.
You make absolutely no sense whatsoever which I can accept because English is not your strong suit obviously
No child should have access to adult media period
And I agree you definitely are no expert
I an sorry for english being my fourth language
and to that stupid attitude of yours, you should see a therapist.
I also speak multiple languages
Yet the original intention of my post still stands no child should have access to adult content period
your original intention of the post was to make fun of minor players of the game, which sometimes probably show a much more mature behavior than you do right now.
You most likely live in a camel riding country where being a pdfile is acceptable but not here (bro)
Your interpretation
Again you are no expert as stated by (you)
is that some racist thing?
ācamel riding countryā?
no expert about geography
you dont seem like an expert at all, neither like someone who informs themselves.
God forbid I get banned from this amazing populated server š
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings apu
Eat a Snickers
Sorry that's an (AMERICAN) reference
You know what else is American? Grand Theft Auto you fucking loser š
isnt gta made by brits?
Based in America and American culture
Rockstar North is British.
Yeah well itās still a british game.
Didn't the age verification thing start in the EU
All I want is for children not to have access to adult content brother I'm sorry it offends you
nope in the UK, you should know if you informed yourself
The fact that you are even debating this is disturbing
I have no problems being wrong
I dont want that either, but the methods to prevent children from getting them are stupid.
thats my point, thats why I said āthe EU would consider that age verification a privacy invasionā
I have the mental fortitude to accept disagreements unlike you
No they are not
Age verification for GTA online is a good thing
the age verification process is done by sharing an ID to a third party company, which is an insane privacy invasion in my opinion.
Do you actually believe you have any freedom while using the internet?
Do you have any idea who owns discord bro?
well I do have more freedom than with age verification everywhere.
If you were that worried about privacy you absolutely would not be on discord
That's why I say a bunch of crazy things I want to get banned fuck discord and Tencent
Communist pieces of shit
just delete your account then
I will soon like I always do
Release the list beyatch I sell pressed to people that look like you princess what you know about GTA it's more than a game it's a lifestyle
If this lame ass server had more than 2 people (literally) the Communist company (you) work for btw for (free) š would make you ban me mr (America) š fucking fake bitch
I know wetbacks that are more American than you pickle pussy
Thatās not how u use parentheses 
Sorry
What u even yapping abt 
Penguinzo has never won a physical fight in his entire life
And you have neither
But at least you got Andrew Tate playing in the background while you grief players on GTA lol š¤£
Working for a Chinese owned communist company for free š while claiming to be (American) š
That is not how you use an emoji

Wdym
You literally had to edit one word
One word ....
One..
And you failed š
I guess that's why they pay you the big bucks š¤£
How did I fail
Ask your parents
?
They know
bro is mad
How did I correct the message wrong š
Suuuuuuure
Lowkey think heās on drugs tbh
Whatever makes you feel better

This ugly fat bitch
He making no sense š
The bitch is fat and ugly
Just get a new gf then
You make sense of it
who

Bitch looks like she was dropped as a child
Daily š
At least that Arab dude was smart
White people are so trash now adays whatever happened to you guys
Rookie level
Racism is crazy

Nah Iām straight gng

š
When did I agree with him š
Exactly tho
With who?
With you silly goose
@olive plaza 
I see English is not your native language neither
Realistically if everybody in GTA online was transported into the game as their character how long would you survive, public lobbies
For the sake of the argument, if you have a crew then you get one, youāre playing as your character
I would die of old age
That's an interesting question
You are trash at the game the fuck you mean
Tgg is a fucking joke at gta
And you work for him š
Iām literally goated
Suuuuuuure
*slave for him
I probably couldnāt swim away from cayo lol
Heās my daddy fr
Say what you want but heās honest
I'm guessing no glitching
Whoās honest
Well it also depends on how much you have stocked away in your bases
Thank you š
I mean sure you could hide in an MOC cab forever but thatās boring
Because you can survive forever if you never go outside lol
But like generally playing the game like maybe 1 month
In a bad sport lobby like ten minutes lol
Um thanks. But the term" Beaner" is more preferable
They like to eat a lot of beans
So like so weāre clear itās first person basically vr but itās real life gta, Idk if I could survive most of those crashes lol
And I highly doubt eating snacks mid gunfight would heal my wounds
That would be sick š
Yeah. They are fucking delicious.
Get shot eat a Snickers lol š¤£
They donāt have snickers in gta 
Dawg I get that your shooting at me but let me crack a sprunk first
Claro que si son y vamos a segir invadiendo a gringo landia para siempre
wait wrong one
Nah⦠you had the right image
Anybody who was on team Ecola during That one event consider yourself an op
Sprunk gang rise up
you know whats crazy, i watched monsters uni 2 days ago with my siblings
crazy you would send this
Tu estas muy equivocado. Nosotros estamos aqui para una vida mejor
Y tambien para vender droga porque no š¤·
Gif embed laugh at me
Beans are low-key a great source of protein
Fuck man Iām a fighting type you got me there
rs
Real gamers know their type matchups
R/woosh
Huh 

his superpower is to confuse people
Psychic types are strong against fighting types mf
from what game
āFrom what gameā mf what you think
This might be rage bait..
I canāt keep falling for ts
i have the power to read minds apparently
PokƩmon???
pokemon in the near 2026
Man I thought u meant like typing words
Never heard of a psychic type or fight type
Pokemon is goated ion even wanna hear it from yall
Iām a civilized man, Iām a man of needs, Iām off to the shoe store
Ok
bros gaming setup
With a shelf full of binders of cards
bros headset
bros wife is lopunny
What about diglet
Diglet is goated
𤣠𤣠𤣠š¤£
If I could tell my past self one thing itād probably just be to not waste money on an arena war modded Cerberus instead of a nightclub, arcade, or a kosatka
Plo koon
I was legit stupid af
But arena war gives you acess to the RC car or am I incorrect?
Nope
Thatās the Bennys mechanic to customize it yeah but you still need to buy the bandit
But bennys is literally free lol
I said nor
no
I think
I can't go around guessing everyone's pro nouns I'm sorry my time is limited (dude)
But u arent
you did assume my origin though
smh
??
youāre confusing
I think
You're not a dude
I think
Idfk
$20 and i'll donate my liver to a dog in need
You owe me 20$
Snatch deez buddy
Iām a dog in need
Deez what?
I think itās Weissach

You wanna buy that one for me?
Is that the bravado banshee
š
Isnt there an option to take off the carbon hood without taking off the whole package
no
for me 
I forget its been ages
idk
dont think so
I actually need a car cuz college starting back up soon
a magician never reveals his secrets!
I personally prefer this spec
I'd take off the whole package then
That paint would look better without the carbon and you dont really need the Weissach package unless you're tracking it daily
Now you just gotta do a taxi mission and drop them off in here and see what they do

Imma build one and get u to rate it
get this
6 seater big ass SUV.
Is that the Dinka jester RR?
Is that the gallivanter baller
no its rather a Pfister
no thats a BF
Show me 58k and Iāll consider it
Imma do a 718
you gotta pay for it yourself
I think Iāll be able to pay off the other 10$
I pfistered your mom
also @runic mist this is #š¬āgorilla-chat
for gta related talk we use #šāgta-discussion
Why do you have a picture of a sports car as your avatar if you are a girl
immature creature.
because I like cars
my favs the RS6
Had to do it
immaturity.
having to do stuff like that is immaturity.
I like the 718 Spyder RS
I once had a config of that in a beautiful pink
How do you have so much money 
I said a config
not a car
Too many syllables dawg

DEE JAY KAHLED
Pussy ass snowflake can't handle words
Tellemtobringoutthewholeocean
Who
Wedabestmusic
Shit let him preach
Dj Khalid really takes up about 30 seconds at the start of a song to run an ad
when listening to songs from him
he talks but doesnt do anything
Ive been bamboozled by randomness
in these dayās 1:30min song culture thats truly a horror
Let me put you on something
drugs to forget life sucks?
sure
whats pikmin�
OKAY GARMIN
Iām not even gonna try
Just did it quickly ik its basic
clean
I like cle-
Is that a fucking 4 litre F6 engine? š
Howād you get interrupted by yourself
doesnt the GT3RS use that engine?
Grammatically Iām perplexed
by having multiple thoughts at once
people can change gender but I cant interrupt myself? comon
-# not meant offensive to anybody btw.
some freedom
Iāve never tried that before my brain would fry
like a PC with bad parts 
-# just kidding lol
I dont know abt the former
Lo-
I just don-
did you know
thereās a car that exists in the EU, and also in the US, but has a whole different trim than the one in the EU?
i am gonna perform a magic show
Wait how did you do that thing at the bottom

Is it a font or one of those symbols u gotta put at the front and end
-#
symbols
Helo-#
-# hello
Tf
Just hashtags?
-# balls
Show me
????????
-# like this
yes balls
balls
AYO
What
you use it like -# this
You just said āStrokin my dickā
-# ill post it on yt or sm sometime idk
-# liar
Yea I figured it out
well maybe it means
smell my dinner
*Suck
sniff my dinosaur
Take me out to dinner first
Stronking it dead
Hey goons
Bonds nonds having a stronk
How are we
Iām atleast a henchman
woah hey we haven't even exchanged names
Stop trying to send me dick pics of cartoon characters
who
Huh?
I didnāt send u nothin gng
You asked to
Goodnight
why do those even exist š
You got a whole folder of it
Zeecamp
He goons to it
ah
The face randoms give you when they fail the cayo stealth
Of course you're talking abt gooning
He's trying to send me cartoon porn
imagine failing stealth cayo
couldnt be me (I hate that one smgās accuracy)
Im saying respect the no no square
Help me stepbro
-# she yells as sweat drips down her balls
I think itās time I just let my phone fall on my face and go to bed after seeing that
lol
This is gonna be fun ngl
what in
I dont even know what to say to this š
There is nothing to worry about
I was just ha-
Sorry I accidentally interrupted myself
sigmas like me don't interrupt themselves
because i have six million power in rise of kingdoms!
Do you know what trump supporters think of discord moderators š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
alphas do
betas do
those are the first and second greek letters
then thereās sigma being the eighteenth.
Fucking snowflake
Oh really?
what has trump got to do with mods
yes
No politics please
Pickle is a trump supporter

so?
Ban me pussies
this isn't a political server lol
Snowflake pussies can't handle words
does smth like that even exist?
yes im in the conservative server
IMPOSSIBLE
-# Iāll show him when I shove a cock down his throat!!
no way
hm okay maybe chill out with the whole sex thing
mhm
L
NO
-# I probably should tone it down a bit⦠i donāt want to get banned!
don't make me angry, kitten
are you
quoting thoughts with that small writing�
What?
-# how do they knowā¦!!!
I have no words for this shit in here so I use stickers
food
get that hat and it influences you too
Mods stink!
Fedoras are ugly nah
gamer grime accumulates and forms new layers
wait isnt that smth you americans should know?
What like plaq
especially you being fucking 104kg
šššš
104 is not fat š
What are you?
-# probably one of those stinky Britās!
@bitter apex Youāre a stinky Brit
Honch is AFK: EVERYTHING IS DEX FAULT - 18 hours ago
104 kg is 230 lbs. thatās shit fat
I am 6 foot 5
oh nvm
and I am 2 foot 2 arms
I think it is
-# stupid American doesnāt know the metric system exists!
Ok nvm
Minion
@swift harbor no wonder they dont have metrics
theyāre no humans!
Octopus fr
Okay buddy
š
if weāre honest
fuck every politician in existance
š
YEAH!
-# little do they know Iām American too!
gimme your height in correct units
Lmao that was the most random shit I experienced all day
Idfk
Silly goose
š
Is 5ā9 short
Wait I canāt imagine European folks not using foot inch when describing their height
5 meters 9?
youāre higher than a fucking Maybach is long
1680mm
Yeah no way you guys say 168cm
I dont
I use millimetres because Iām special
I can tell
I do
but we use cm and m
describe height in normal units!
But whatās crazy is that the American system is dumb most of the time
tell me something I dont know.
Ur weird and hello
Everything the teach us here in engineering is almost almost always metric system
There is almost no use for the American one
So far not rlly
americans sure areā¦
I know like a couple of measurement systems that are useful but thatās pretty much it
inch
I use inch sometimes
Whats that
I wanted to post 23inch wheels but I cant find the pic
We use voltage and amperage even tho they are metric
America is DOOMED!
Is that just the rim or the whole thing
the rim is 20 inch
Did you take that picture
yeah, why
wait no fucking way I thought thatās dirt on the brakes but those are carbon ceramic brakes š
Yea whatever that is
creepy
I got him
high power
the best out of the best
no they produce extra hp yk
yes high stopping power
Yea see Iām smart
hi new, Iām soulless
Hi soulless
Guyssssssssss my hot tub needs to be drained
Ts pmo
@grim bobcat go to sleep
Itās 8am
I woke up 2h ago š
Why at 6
You should change your pfp to this
Fucking banger right here
moist
I should fr
If only the cod logo wasnāt there
just use editing software
Too much work
No
Why
But itās not clear I wouldnāt be able to see Charlie
just use the one you already got
the one you smh keep editing
@modest wigeon
Yeah I have like 10 variations of the same picture
Got one for each holiday
My birthday
Summer
Winter
Etc
no fucking way
Do this one
Yesss wayyy
#day 1 of posting cars in here
I need to make a Halloween one
What a launch
I think its 2.8s to 100
Thought the bumper was gonna scratch its ass on the asphalt
1.000+hp Audi (R)S4 by Phillip Kaess
I think after that vid or during that vid it had a full carbon fibre body
then sometime the car burned down, then he build the same car again with around 1.300+hp
in germany we say āWasān das fürān Kombiā
What
well its not really a wagon but the wagon version is pretty famous because of a meme
in which it absolutely smoked a tuned Porsche 911
just smth
Why did they name the Porsche 911 after a horrific day
Thatās so racist
I like it
the 911 existed before that event�??? 
you should rather ask yourself why the emergency number in the US is 911
Type shit
aint you american too?

Can I? I have quite a collection
And 6'th is coming
is there a way to get pinged for the removed cars when they are again available for purchase in certain weeks? or any other website to track them?
I want to buy the Overflod Entity XF
anyone on pc that got it whom I can purchase it from
Hey @uncut coral, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
24 years ago 
It has nothing to do with 9/11 itās 911 the whole timer even before it
911, what's your emergency?
They hit the second tower
WHO wants do to cluckin bell with me I am on ps5
sure
I know
but why how is it it was 911 before and the event was on that date�
Yeah how'd u know what i was calling about
NOT me because not on ps
āokay dmā
Coincidences happen
too many
Yo someone wanna run cayos together?
Third wheeling is so uncomfortable
Fr
I think that's why training wheels are meant to be temporary
No
It's actually available at Simeons rn
How is gta like on xbox? Never played gta on xbox
How much time can I appeal my point
Shouldnāt be getting warned not hard to behave smh
Depends on the how many points was giving tho I think
Just say when
3 points
Yeah itās like 28 days
How many warm points till banned you mean?
8 points, poof you're gone.
We catch you breaking Terms Of Service agreements, poof you're gone.
i can see
8 try 4
Misinformation
If you got banned and you appealed and return. You'll be on a 4 point limit.
No way
Like fr??
big news for those who didnt read #šāall-server-info
Ya, that explains why you're at 4 point limit.
Aren't you happy we don't cut it by half on every appeal tho?
You'd be at what, 1?
tbh hench deserves 1 point limit
If you did that I had a limit of 0 by now
Yes
is not smart
Even 1 divides into 0.5 
Cause itās you
Me and smart donāt go together you should know by now
Yes
yeah ik, this statement is also proven so many times
Care to show some examples for us
unlike u my memory is basically wiping all data i stored every 30 secs
That explains a lot
My memory is pretty good tbf
Dumbass
no u
Stfu dumbass
No u
You know what this reminds me of?
This is so real
how long is this gif š
" this generation is so weak "
how they used to fight back in the days:
They are renowned idiots...
Reminds me of someone
reminds me of u shawty
im good
eating some salami on toast rn
No u
nice nice
Yumm
very fast answer
Oh god is the fattest of them all
is that... REDAGAST!?
hello nox 
it is indeed, its honch 
oooo honch
Hii Xeno!!
@lost schooner you're Dutch right?
hru nox
yessir
its that good 
Ntb.
Eww
It's alright
My Xbox is really glitchy though
I'm learning some Dutch.. I keep mispronouncing 9 
Old as hell
Dutch? Perhaps do u have a plan?
So I need to upgrade to S at somepoint
9? its just like neegeen in pronouncing
of course the g is always difficult for people for some reason
Yea. But I keep saying it wrong.
New gen
Like clearing your throat sorta.
yeah, it does have some resembelance loll
its only rlly used in german a bit besides dutch so
Naw a friend is teaching me.
Apparently tons..
ask him what football club he supports
I'll ask her 
true on here theres many
you should fr
if she says feyenoord she cant be trusted
Dutch?
Max max max super max max super super max max super super max max
The deep state and conspiracy theory 
Coincidence is not coincidence
Coincidence is a coincidende
Correlation and causation

Just because they correlate doesnt mean one caused the other
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