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cigarette companies get rich
āand you give the same answer, MONEY hahahaā
~ Pavel
they are killing ppl
smoking cause cancer
The world cares about money, it's on YOU to stop being their customer š
cancer treatment companies get rich
unfortunately yes
as if they care, theyre gonna blame it on people not them
cut off the source and theyll bleed themselves dry
-me
we are in that fucked up reality ppl on Instagram oh no we feel bad for this ppl, if it was me on the street laying down near death they would simply get past me....
junkies
After 2 scrolls we gonna forget about that
im agreeing w all this as if i dont love a joint
Enough said
honestly we are way to hypocritical and we never admit
like bro just admit you woke up on left leg
ābut what if we dont have legs? :oā
then I will say, do your best to have fun
drugs /j
sorry that I can't help
that's one way to put it
hell yeah
you know what's the worse to be blind
whats worse?
if your blind you are like dead-alive at the same time
having alzheimers and diarrhea
damm I truly feel sorry for those ppl
at the same time
me too
like honestly it's bad....
but atleast they manage to train their other organs to work better
you don't see the beutiful things like the sky-sun-nature-pretty girls as well
or Men depends
If u are blind the loading screen is bugged
you can't process like I said dead-alive at the same time
U can't even see how u look like
one time I had problem the ear man...
Im glad im not blind š
I felt like I was dead
Sometimes my eyes dont open i get scared thinking im going blind
Reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
ima go i have a garden to grow š»
~ Dreistein
are you-me illusions?
this words...
are we part of the reality we perceive?
ahh I see what you did there
very clever
we aren't
actually the quote reality is an illusion was Albert Einsteinā¦
unfortunately you are right
since we don't even get payed 2%
that alone explains a loot
you work like a Horse
for what....
to have pain on top of pain and even more pain
you see some silly ppl says free will exist
always there to remind them sure go ahead don't work and starve
i got it now im broke
unlucky
ember lily?
actually there is even worse one with starting from poor to becoming rich
life
glad I forgot the name
gta online
subway surf
gta online casino dlc
no it's with guy starts on street with regular phone becoming streamer
oooo
mount rushmore simultor
hmm
"Rockstar Gmaes Services are unavailable right now.
Please return to the main Menu and try again later"
this is what it shows when i am trying to enter
can anyone help me?
yes simply restart your steam-Epic Games
should work
this is bug with the servers you can't do anything untill you restart whole application
Ok Iāll try
didn't ask sorry about that are you on Legacy/Enhanced?
Enhanced
should be fine then
Didnāt work
huh?
Hi there shy cicat
No
Not much to farm at level 5 
GTA players a bad people in real life
Imagine if they didn't have GTA to channel their urges 
šØ
Lewis family guy
:<
Damn
lol
Jim Jones or Nas?
h
nom nom
little late for you bro
Hi
WHY DO i HAVE A GENUINE ROBOT AS MY TEAMMATE
WHAT IS THIS MATCHMAKING
they literally spun in circles and just drove around and left
š¤£š¤£
@bitter apex 

I think itās time to retire man
I hate the night shift
I work from 10pm till 6am and it's messing with my mental health avoid night shift jobs at all cost
huh?
U work 7hrs cmon
Wsg yall
And get paid for 8 I also have a daytime job and 2 other sources of income I got about 3 weeks left in my night time job and I'm free š
When the fuck do u sleep
Bro is a hustler
Daytime hustler
the number must go up
Capping 
i used to do 16+ hour days
thank god i dont have to anymore
Get my IP address I'm easy to find user name is my government name
Nothing fake about me
Having 3 jobs is not a flex really if you think about it but if you are insecure about your financial situation it might be
what was the point of this message
What is the point of the most famous gtao YouTuber being from Australia?
Hello! Can someone help me to get f1-wheels on any car? Playstation 4
Gm tggs
morningg
hope ur day goes well
Man what
Wsg Aidan
GM
Good morning
you need moar sleep
That's been my point this whole time
oki
i just hit download cyberpunk on three separate macs because i am a dumbass
its gonna be over an hour
Ty you as well š
Howās it going
Shush
Hello! Can someone help me to get f1-wheels on any car? Playstation 4
Does it run and look good on Mac?
Hi hench 
Is going okay hbu
Wassup
owo
Too
toe
Is anyone requiring assistance in Gta?
:3

what
Haha stupid cat
There's glass there
š

Nice
short answer rn =
- no to run good
- possibly no to look good
currently in the actually apples to apples no excuses visual fidelity settings i've tried so far, a ā¬2800 M4 Pro Mini is getting half the framerate of a <ā¬2000 (in '23) 12700 + 4070 with the same storage and memory
meaning it will be annihilated by the 13700K + 5080's that probably adds up to around ā¬2800 that I also need to finish throwing the gpu's into
but these builds are for gtao and I wasn't specifically intending to use as any kind of comparison for this
when I'm done with this i shall move onto the M4 Max after figuring out which GPU I should use with that after pricing out the PC builds that I have and can use
Plant got me like
Hey, i lost access to my Epic game account Can I makenew one and connect it to my old Rockstar social club and not losing progress????
in a word, no
you need to supply both the epic ID thingy and be logged into your sc to request an unlink
if you ever took a screenshot of that then you're fine
otherwise nop
epic id remain the same ??
wdym
i got one old scnsht of epic ID no...will it be hlp to recover?
yeah if its the account you're trying to unlink from
and by id i don't mean your epic username
it's the long ass series of letters and numbers that is in your user settings page
who wants to be the 4th man
your only level 24 in clash royal?
o_o
Nice deck
Thought I was cooking till I opened deck checker and realized it's like one of the most used xbow decks
good c:
wait the macbook pro can run gta?
K
Guys if i do a hard mode cayo and then another cayo after cooldown will it be a hard mode cayo or not
CHAT
hard
HENCH

Probably a better deck then mine, havenāt played in years
Last I played zap could kill stab goblins
Whar
Zap no longer kills?
Let me pull up the game to see what i ran
God damn this game is ptw now
Imma send in dms because canāt send here
I donāt think it works like that anymore
Cayo always becomes hard mode when you set it up 48 mins after Pavel tells you itās ready to go again. Setting up the Cayo after the time will result it in losing hard mode
It is and isnāt, it pays back the set up cost when hard mode
Idk man, 100k is a lot for a set up, itās gotta pay itself back somehow
That 100k can go towards something else
you are to much 
Plus itās not like hard mode is really avoidable, especially when your trying to grind it out so your kinda just bound to get hard mode and make the 100k without even thinking about it
Iām making use of this gif I made one way or another
Much of this is to be expected yet seeing games like cyber punk coming to Mac is a good start maybe one day GTA š¤


I have 4 pcs dedicated to gtao
I am just rebuilding them rn
I just used them as a price reference to one of my Macs
That i am trying cyberpunk on
Cyberpunk 2077 goated
CP on MAC?
your 1 to talk
cause an image of you using that abbreviation exist
O
i am sure there is cp on your mac
what i am referring to is cyberpunk
I dont own a mac
and yes it came out with 2.3
and it's currently a pretty poor relative experience given the gpu glazing (and really, the all-over glazing) that the M series chips get
Cp on Mac does sound funny š
how about cheese pizza
š°š°š°
š°š°š°
thats not any better
cheese pizza is literally the abrĆ©viation for ššš
?tag cp
classic @bitter apex
Broā¦
Hi
I love cheese pizza

Oh
Can someone pls invite me to a Cayo perico heist?
Hey @random fossil, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#ālfg-info
why are xbox parties like messed up
can i ask a someone for a favor?
i want to join the gorilla crew on gta v and dont know how can i get help?
Hey , click the below link to join TGG's crew. Keep in mind you need to be on PS5 with a public social club profile to be accepted. The crew is full most of the time
?
Hi chat
Hi geeen
hiiii
Hiiii
How you doing
Howās my fellow racists doing this fine day
i'm generally done being a racist
as a keyboard racist with a death grip i couldn't be racist more than about 20 mins before my hands started to cramp
i've tried being a controller racist and own many but since i didn't grow up with them it hasn't really worked out well
Ok
Ok bud
Ok twin
Hey anyone on Xbox has this problem:
when I try to join someoneās game I press it but it never takes me to that session, how do I fix it?
That is the 1 million dollar question
Hi there! Iām new to this server, Im a fan of tgg and stumbled across hereš, how are yaāll doing this evening? Just wanted to have a conversation and catch up with the tgg fanbase. Please feel free to send me a DM or a friend request!!
There words for people like you
Burger king š
He been there and done that
You aswell
3x
lifeās like kinda what my wifeās like
fucked up after i beat her fucking ass every night, ike
Hello
Blud what

first post in a year plus of near non-presence before and he comes out with that
r u oki bro
Guys I'm looking for a group to do prison break heist
Ik
What everyone is thinking
"That's the most gruesome heist and the payout is bad" it isn't about the money I just think that heist is fun and I can meet new people
Infact I don't mind taking the lowest cut
Hey @obtuse osprey, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#ālfg-info
Are you a real person
Hahah, real? I mean.. as real as it gets! Or so I think; cogito ergo sum, you know?! xD, anyway, I'm just here to interact with the community and all, maybe get some help with businesses. I've been LOVING the memes in #šāmemesļ¼media , they are hilarious! Maybe one day, TGG will let me win a giveaway, that would be totally epic.
Chatgpt ass message
you shouldn't
What I miss
Another bad day to be on my last warn
You have talent in my bed 
He said he gonna call him burger King with the crown next to it
Straight up sexual harassment
No
I'm banning you
Lamborghini or ferari
nah
Ok bro
We should get you another permanent ban fr
arent you interested in seeing what they'll get up to once they have perms for stuff
maybe you too will get the fabled dm for hot teens in your area
TRUE
BASED
i mean not based based
You know what i mean
Existing

Iām constantly farming xpā¦
but Iām not a bot
Yea yea
ah okay
Whatās their issue
Sepsis
My grandma told me that after a certain time, youāre just surviving not living
And they get tired of it
Yeah
Ew š¦
EW
This is just causal stuff to you
Yeah
Yeah
how do u know
What made u wake up and post that then lol
idk i have another one tho
i like my wife how i like my coffee
i fucking hate coffee
Did she take all your shiz XD
who wana do cayo perico with me
anyone that can help me with act 2 setups
Hey @thin ravine, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
Hey @feral lintel, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#ālfg-info



Who is that in ur pfp?
:>
why you all in my business Brodie ? My girl
Curious
I gotchu added dm me what u wanna see on ft
š
š
hi
Yo
did you ask her for consent?
Gang be fr
āgangā I am fr.
you wanna ask her ? dm me
I asked you for a reason.
You can asked yourself we on ft or jus mind your business gang
then focus on your āftā instead of this chat āgangā
youāre prolly looking like spongebob saying that
Buddy i replied too you 10 mins later i got another phone
I dont care what you got, I asked a simple question, never requested a conversation with āyour girl gangā
And i gave you ways u can comfirm your answer yourself
Iāll rephrase.
I asked you for a reason.
whatever ttyl means
Hi
aight cya
is gta online dead on pc ? i have been having a hard time finding peers
You can look in lfg for pc in this server
But itās probably dead because of how bad of a week this is
yes i have been using that unsuccessfully so far
Damn, but yeah itās probably because of this weeks weekly update
This weeks money maker is like Mr. Faber work thatās 2x (4x for people with gta+) and people donāt like it
wdym
i just think everyone except ppl who like pvp just lurks in privates these days spamming the meta
I think they are just looking for people to play with
And then i argue with everyone lol
that has other reason
Mine Had too
Same š
no
Yes
I love peach
HI
and I love woermeln
Whatever Is that lol
woermeln
watermelon with briish accent
Ugh i hate them ngl
Isnāt it crazy that we are at the end of the month? times flies
yes
Yo
your bio is funny
Boutta change it chill
Donāt, should stay edgy
Nah im ok
But, you could cut people
I had my bio like tht for years I didnāt pay too much to it
Oh fr
Yeah
Fair enough
Wanna be friends
Aint heard someone ask to be friends in years
Doesnāt anyone like you?
Anyone need help in gta?
I am on a remote island on the edge of the gulf of Alaska at the very TOP of the Pacific Ocean
Wanna be friends
No
fym modded
you can literally put bennyās wheels on it without modding it š
because people have taste
jk
but I just dont like how modded cars look
modded colour and livery
modded colour can be done easily
livery is meh
I need someone on ps5 who can lemme buy a retro custom
I neeeed it
Its my fave car itg
theres like two three four fuck me amount of retro customs in the game
which one
Comet mybad
buy a comet, its 100k, go to bennyās, turn it into the comet retro custom.
i thought they removed it š
they put it back into the game
if not, I got one I could throw at youā¦
but not rn
Im genuinely a whole ahh idiot bro š
we all are stupid at some point
especially @lusty atlas :)
they did, but they put it back in
Modded colors for what?
mod disrespect (397821382108)
Cars
oh piggyā¦
we all know you like that
a
I dont
is my discord showing im playing ps5?
cool thing about discord is you can click to see yourself
and no its not
I have a job btw
L mod
oh cool, what you working as
liar
you know you like it, either you dont want to admit it or youāre lying to yourself
right
I teach coding
at my university
most people dont so thats a good thing
I once sat at the pc trying to fix one problem with like 20 lines of python code
fix the problem with more problems
exactly
and then I figure
I couldve finished it in like 2 lines
but no
well I am not most people, as you can tell.
too easy
oh I know
or just too far in my brain to think about it
I do
well I never used that piece of shit
see?
ai getting smarter than us, someday it knows stuff the smartest of us dont
and then we get more stupid and dumber and worse
until one day we cant figure out that you need round wheels for a car to roll
thats a few years away at least though
I wish it was a lifetime away
one day I walk into a store tryna buy cigarettes using my drivers license but the cashier tells me he cant do anything with it.
(I dont smoke, just an example)
no I explained wrong
Oh
so imagine you go into a store trying to buy š¬, and the cashier asks you for an ID to check if youāre legally allowed to⦠but you hand your drivers license because you can check the date of birth on itā¦
but the cashier still tells you he cant do anything with a license but instead insists to see your ID
The cashier sounds stupid
Thank you ā¤ļø
Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about potato soup
nah
Double boost is crazy
You can port the progress from legacy to enhanced once.
When you start enhanced.
Oh ok so basically I can have all my cars money and progress on enhanced but anything I do on legacy wonāt transfer to enhanced right
After the first time, no.
Like when console players got enhanced. It prompts once if you want to bring your save over, but then the progress on each is independent
Ok got it SO my saves will be the same when I transfer it once but any new progress wonāt be for both
Got it
Exactly 
Quite so, quite so
Alright
Ain't you crazy in the head? 
?afk ya that's right.
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: ya that's right.
Hi
hehe
Angel is AFK: ya that's right. - 23 minutes ago
Just like the warehouse in GTA online does anyone know if you can make money using them while you are away from the online game?
Using the agents in the bounty business
Where is the guy who catching not pitching?
The warehouse does that though
#šāgta-discussion has the most active players
I've been getting murdered on Phasmophobia
Didnāt they kiss or whatever
Like incest
They have an onlyfans together
I believe
Oh my
I wonder what life would be like without knowing that..
I guess we'll never know..
Oh well
This^
I think this is one of those rare cases where I just happen to say what most were thinking, but too polite to say themselves.
helo chat
thx @lavish musk for nitro š©µ
(day 27/30)
thx @lavish musk for nitro š©µ
(day 28/30)
comfy
wdym
interesting filename
How much does everyone think a mansion could cost in the last update
A bazillion dollars
What last update
from personal experiences
expect the worst. my number? 20 mil, give or take. and no, not including the touch ups
I have 20 million right now but I want to be safe
im currently raising 100 mil as my budget
u want to be super safe? 300 million
as i said, expect the worst 
thanks nox š
Only 100?
good question
i'm not sure it is but oki
Iām personally not raising money at all
I dont need a big ass mansion, as long as you cant display cars in the front porch
my og has 180m-ish the last time i checked
i reasonably expect this to end until the end of gtao as the og rarely buys outside of sales
most of my other accounts that i actually use have anywhere between 100m and 1bn in bank
Wanna say around 10 mil
10 mil would be a conservative minimum for any dlc in terms of one property and a car or two
but you're still prolly grinding during / after it
Yo
180m should be fine
Yo gurt
Yo yo
yo ThePickelTickler
Hi
Hi moist person
I have a lot so im safe
I only Give Good questions
good
And im close to platinum far cry 5 š
Very
yay
I just have to do fishing And hunting left hard for Last šš

Does anyone have that armoured van for the nightclub?
if you're asking can you buy the Tier 4 reward van from other ppl in LSCM, the answer is no
it's blacklisted
lol
Only way to do it š«©
I dont understand
ofc you dont lol
Lets not discuss those types of glitches here #šāall-server-info

Why is it a bad thing tho
Its the only way to get the car so might aswell say it
Am i allowed to ask who has the car and ask if they wanna gctf in (dms)
You just said it yourself, its a tier 4 vehicle no?
Thus not the only way to obtain it
Just say you're lazy
Thats different
Tier 4 on what i dont understand
Woah
Hi cj
Yoo pino
Everything good?
yaa of course boyys making me laugh straight from the morning 

hello lol
Whatās this ?
Who knows atp
Wagwan shat
Getting 3 tequilas in 1 day is so fireš„
Atp just do bogdans
Huh whats that
i sometimes wonder about the psychology of some ppl
when pc e&e came out and the migration problems started for many i saw several times variations of "I never modded, I never cheated, all I had was a menu for money and cars!"
I 100% agree
I wonder what they think cheating and modding is then
You are a special cause
Fr
modgriefing, apparently, if you carry on the convo with them without your brain leaking out of your ears first
the use of the menu itself in the first place apparently doesn't register to them
maybe that article about gta players being the dumbest among multiplayer gamurs is true
and those of us who think we know what we're doing are just the 50iq's in a sea of 10iq's
Shut. Up
On what world

What's the fast GTA car new gen
Hsw banshee GTS
drift cheburek
Handling (as expected) can be horrid
Would U recommend getting it for a new player I have a free hsw and need bye a car
niobe is consistently fast due to good top speed, ok acceleration and endless grip
^
stinger tt is fastest hsw imani with armor and antilockon
handling is however very muscle car like and i really didn't like doing any pvp in it for that reason becasue who wants a slidey car when you're looking behind you most of the time
Mhm
Hi
that thing cant drive in a straight line
its perfectly driveable if you're just driving it, just behaves more like a muscle car than a sports car
it's just that if you're pvping in something and having to pay attention to other stuff the last thing you want is a car that doesn't handle extremely predictably
the coureuse was great until the bugged sunvisor got patched
r* fun police


Wanna hear a joke
How do trees get on the internet
By branches?
Happy Monday chat
Nothing happy about it
Birthday boy
Aināt my birthday
It was your birthday

I was born at 8:45 am myself
Thatās cool and all but I Couldnāt give a fuck
No
š
2 days ago was the 19th
Ok
owo

lmao
Why he wiggling his shi twin š„
Because he cool
Shakira shakira š£ļø š£ļø
Oh bebe when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
About 3 lines of gibberish
I dunno the rest
Thats a mean thing to say about 50 cents, but a perfect insult for elon musk
yall ain't a national threat like I am
Do you want me to call the police?
the police tend to fear my very existence
Both are insufferable tbh that's how a lot of us cancers are
Oh ur deadass about astrology
Astrology is just racism for girls
Exactly
What kind
Skin? Prostate? Brain? Lung? Pancreatic?
Us kind
I dont know other cancers
Boots with the fur
She literally sang about how they dont lie
No
Ok
Hips dont lie
Sorry
Im beating you
Alejandro?
Where's my wok
Billy Jean?
Im gonna fried rice your fried ass
Tasty
Add shrimp please
So I'm thinking of moving to east Asia is that a good move?
Which part
Like japan?
North Korea?
Squid game country?
Yes and yes
Theyāre not very welcoming to foreigners
Except without the floating gold pig.......maybe
I know Japan is not
So fuck Japan

I need somewhere where my greengo dollar will stretch to the max
Hello
yo

Yoo guys when do cars get hsw upgrade on pc
its on enhanced
Twitty is a boy
What
they already do, you just have to get the enhanced version
:3
@agile spade youāre right, itās annoying asf
it exists already. use the enhanced version
i know but when do the give it to other cars
ye but when do they give it to other cars
so when is this like every week or what
when you do think they typically release new cars
bro u dont have to be a smart a## just tell me
entity mt was release a while ago and has hsw
yeah so just look at when hsw's got released and draw your own conclusions
your assumptions aren't going to be more wrong than anyone else's tbh
unless they're really dumb
cos none of us know until r* teases them or releases
Heist for doomsday
oh that im not sure about
wow that was the stupidest answear ever
just tell me at what event they reliease them
or did they just reliase all of them when enhanced came out
yes
ok your cool nvm, i failed
i never actually played doomsday heist
i mean i just came back from a gta break and i thought they release one ones a week

that was not the stupidest post calling me stupid ever
i know gtao players
too well
Don't hate the player hate the Game
Someone finally for once said something smart š
š

mhm
sup
Guys can someone help me
Im in my kosatka and it doesnt let me interact with my heist and the screen is black
im looking for players to do my heist
it will be easier for us to communicate if they know hindi language
anyone interested dm me
Hey @zenith moon, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
Someone pray for me
I have driving test in 6 days
And I have done only 90 minutes training
how tf are you allowed to go for a test then?
I had 40 hours
They don't care
U just show up
america?
Hi Briek
After the paying the test fee of course
No
Sorray
v kamine v shest utra fotografiya tvoya
goryat vospominaniya o tebe
u kamina v shest utra
razbitaya dusha
This girl at work keeps cockblocking me bruh
holy ai
Wha
why would you tell us š
even @naive pivot is more chill in this channel š
this chinese woman at work is really beautiful
yk whats the worst
when working in a restaurant and you keep seeing cute customers
i would just ask them out
if i wanted to
"if" i wanted to
lmao
its not really hard
says me who has zero game
@modest wigeon prob has insane rizz

Soulless is never gonna understand that message
Wsp boy
fucking hell this guy is back
Chilling wbu
Do anyone need help in any mission
Chillin
Whom?
Nice
@bitter apex does

did u smash anyone during ur vacation?
PICKLY
hench
I met someone at the beach we swam for a while together
yeah pickle u did
But
Iām on vacation with family
So?
I got that snap tho 
see you at the gym
Hi
how so
Slide me the snap
mike
this is a certified wtf moment
I ruined myself.
I platinumed far cry finally, if u care
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