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What giveaway
oh wait it's just a template
but otherwise i cant help you srry
Be quiet
lmao not me just joining shit without even reading 
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well the template isn't working i think not sure

vro your making my brain not brain
#šć¢giveaways lol like 10 mins ago ish, probs someone testing stuff idk
yes atleast you got the last part right

@bitter apex type and your gay

Hi

Hi green
Hello bench
respect the hustle
Whatās up

oooh stray gods
Whatās your fav in rec room I like paint ball
Getting ready for work !
i got it already through twitch prime tho, it's awesome. musical telltale type game i rate it
š
Nice!
i play more.. rp rp
like Galactic empire star wars and thats probs it
me and our freinds are making a room but its gonna take a while
Like very rp
What is rdm
why am I incapable of pinging gta helpers in the lfg channels?
oh sorry
what channel?
it was a question not an accusation or anything
Yo
i think one of the worst feelings is when you're at work
tbf
Why was I banned
Hi
I needa use the restroom
Hi
Ok
Hru
Goodmorning chat
Morning

Yea

So I donāt know if I can post this or not if not delete butā¦people on Xbox we are getting helldivers 2!
WhAtS wRoNg WiTh BeInG gAy
shut up
rude

As a mod are you not meant to be respectful
Cause that not very respectful
shhhh sweetie pie its going to be okay


Any downside to running the new carwash business?
You can be attracted to women without being attracted to every single woman

Ngl if ur henching ur hog to every single girl you see then ur a next level gooner

damn I gotta get to rank 5

Okay
Don't okay me >:(
Okay
another sigma moment from the pickle tickler

Congrats on becoming staff bro
I used to he here years ago u wont know who i am
Is document forgery still the best money grinding method
No, the best money grinding method is getting a job and buy sharkcards.
that's gotta be some sort of rage bait
yes
Knew it
Reported for using the slur j*b
I have severe ptsd and anxiety from that term please do not use it
Spam banned
Currently at my j*b working a 10 hour shift making money
currently w*rking
tw*rking
no

Anyways why did censoring job become a thing
Idk most stupid thing tbf
TikTok
Yup
Whi is Foxx bro
Nofoxxgaming
Ye they were
Fox is no longer staff
Fox was admin on my mama
I've been the only one giving out admin role for about 4 years. I would know if fox was admin
He had the red badge tho
No he didn't š
Yes he did
Because people online started taking pride in the fact that theyāre all unemployed
Bros just baiting nvm
No i aint
Was he the one with the foxx from zootopia as his pfp at the time of having admin
A man with presence
Technically yes
1000%
How do i say this without some gooner reporting me
Alr said that gng
Probably too late friendo
My main account was permanently fanned
You just admitted to it
Hmm
But it was false
Who were you
And because theres no real staff working there anytime i appeal it they tell me my accounts been unfanned but when i log in it says im still fanned
Then i respond to it and they say the same automated message that my accounts been unfanned then close the ticket
So was gone for a while
Now im back on a diff acc


I dont wanna say the reason cause yall wont believe it was a false fan
Just say it
But i joined a server labled as christian server and it was a hoax
How bad can it be
It was filled with more cp anyone arrested for it could ever have
Nvm I donāt want to know
Like jeffrey epstien and diddy would be jealous
Don't say anymore
Why you here lol
because iām waiting until they are done loading this fucking boat mate
lol
Seems fun lol
then we started at 6.15 ish till half an hour ago because they loaded too little
jow they are loading that
yeah if this work goes on till 4am i donāt have to show up tomorrow hihi
lol
better if itās 5 tho
last time it was 2 am still was at work at 9.30
the later it gets in midnight the better for me
Mhm
Mk2 players try not to kill someone over and over and follow them for no reason challenge: impossible
Iām new here and all I was wondering if anyone can help me sell my businesses (Iām on ps5)
Hi new here, Iām soulless
I got ps4 gng sry š
@bitter apex
No
Whyy
@unique skiff ^^
Ohh ty
Yooo I need people who are down to grind
I have casino set up
And many more hiest we can run
ok
Hey @urban cairn, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#ālfg-info
Hey guys I busy doing savage yard and I'm trying to get the other car but it says "an error occurred. You have already converted into a personal veichle"Even tho I didn't do that car yet
Gta online Anyone?
Check ur garage?
maybe you claimed it in a previous week and it's buggin out
Who knows
Ah thank you
Wsp chat
RAHHH
check your garages to see if you have it
i forgot to claim the friedmind vehicle you get after the dax freakshop missions
The virtue?
it will still spawn again in freemode right?
yeah the electric one
Ok
am new on these server
I need some friends for gta online
hello
My thanks?
There's no time limit on it. Try restarting the game and deleting its cache
Hey
is sameone plaing gta rn ?
Me
I'm on ps4 so i guess just restart the game/find new session repeatedly?
as far as i know it's parked somewhere on vinewood blvd by the eclipse towers
how much do y'all think mansions will cost when they come out in December
alright thanks
can we play togeather and voicechat
between 5 and 10 mil
Sure
maybe 12 with all upgrades
yeah, i feel they'll become the most expensive thing in the game
I found out that I had the car in my garage ty
after fully decking out, more expensive than yacht
i mean they should be it's not like an apartment it's a mansion
one thing i can see them being super expensive and have it be justified
yeah plus it's likely the last update for GTA 5 online
Np Abraham
Nice name btw
who knows
so R* would want to make it more expensive so people keep playing longer until GTA 6 is out
i finally completed criminal mastermind for the first time today
that shit is traumatize asf
Thank you
Whats the best way to make money ??
Who knows
i think doomsday criminal mastermind is easier because you can die on preps and way less missions
Businesses or illegal stuff
you can claim the role for whichever heist you did it for by submitting a ticket to #šć¢supportļ¼report
every business is illegal tho right
gotta give proof
Can someone help me with it's a g thing (ps4)
Wth?
If that was the case then everyone earns black money
hmmm i do happen to have a full screen recording pf the last heist
kinda?
like which GTA online business is really legal
Not kinda
Businesses are legal
except ig the most recent ones
U mean gta?
I thought irl
Switch to #šāgta-discussion
Most of them are illegal
can i please not? this place is actually a lil active
Sorry bro
you can ask in lfg-ps4-other
Irl
i can't help rn
even satan would tremble hearing the kinda cuss words I said and heard back during that challenge
Guys I have attachment issues with the gta money
I wanna buy stuff but don't want to spend it
start keeping emergency money in vaults
like buy chipe in thr casino everyday (50k max)
I have enough to buy everything I want and still have a lot
Irs just the time that it takes to earn it back that gives me pain š
Like 2 seconds to spend it 10 hours to get it back
just switch games atpšÆ
Yeah lol
or go to story mode and pretend it doesn't exist till a new update rolls out
The yacht isn't worth it right..?š
btw are any of the new update missions any fun? or some vehicle that's really fun?
if you have a lot of friends in GTA online then maybeee???
Nope
I don't really know the new missions just came back a few days ago after 6 months of not playing
Should have bought it at discount few weeks ago
honestly luxor deluxe might be better than yacht lol
lol
you can atleast fly that one around
I wasn't playing back then unfortunately
ah okay
Yeah probably
Hey did u miss me?
they looked like pretty basic from tgg videos but i thought I'd confirm
No
damn.
can sameone help me cayo perico prep missions ?
Why?
we used that to celebrate after criminal mastermind today
that was fun
Idk about this dlc tbh but I do know that most of the previous dlcs were pretty bad
no offence but are you new to the game or sum
cuz those missions are some of the most solo-friendly missions in the game
i mean am not new on game but am tired to play solo and randoms
yeah, i haven't tried this one but previous ones were ass indeed
....so you want someone for the heist right?
i just want to have fun but not solo
because if you're not new and you have a sparrow then it doesn't make sense to do the prep missions with another player
maybe play one of the new adversary modes? you can help others in lfg channels in this server
by new, i mean the ones that are 2x or 3x money, the ones you can actually find a match in in a reasonable amount of time
Shpuld I buy the raiju and the deluxo?
nah both are abysmal lmao
I can also buy the laser which is kinda dumb if I buy the raiju but it costs only 3m
lazer/hydra wat better than raiju
and deluxo is just not fun and slow asf imo
you could get the thruster jetpack instead
Was better or is better? Cause I heard from many people it's the best now
in what way
maneuverability?
it is? damn i might be wrong then mb
Tbh the jetpack is the only thing I would never buy
I've no idea tbh I never flew it just heard from people here and in tiktok
i can't say anything about the hydra but the lazer is more difficult to maneuver because it doesn't have the hover mode
than the raiju
It also has stealth mode which I don't think the hydra has
Yeah
correct
only used it during those missions in the Avenger
oh okay
raiju has stealth mode and i think is the fastest out of the 3
If you have the avenger you can get it for 5m which is very worth it I believe
get it on sale too
Yeah
oh, i thought lazer was still the fastest
Lazer is bad now
Is it possible to send videos in here?
idts
Damn
eh, good enough
Yeah I can in the media channel
I wanna send 3 garages and have your opinion
I just need to wait for the vid to download
How do i reset my level to level 5?
And purge all my chats
So i can win giveaways for once
Maybe iāll send a couple messages in #lfg asking for cayo b2b
Lmao that actually the strat only lvl 5 wins š
Get banned then unbanned and reach level 5 again
wouldn't that keep his rank tho
No bc when you get unbanned your levels get reset
Yo guys can you rate my garages in #šøāgta-media ?
I sadly can't ban him
lol
k
Why me specifically you bigot 
cuz we're homies and we can joke about this stuff without each other getting pissed off
U have to make a second account and join but leave from the main account forever
I don't find this funny sir 
?afk ban @bitter apex till he gets 100% on batman arkham knight 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: ban @bitter apex till he gets 100% on batman arkham knight :prettyhampterwithagun:
Angel is AFK: ban @bitter apex till he gets 100% on batman arkham knight :prettyhampterwithagun: - a few seconds ago
@bitter apex I set your AFK: ban @jagged wraith till he stop reminding me of yoshi 
morning #š¬āgorilla-chat
Why would you need to be level 5 to win a giveaway?
how do I claim the doomsday elite challenge role
do I need to send proof
Yes
where do I find that tho, I didnāt clip it
Take a screenshot of the award from the awards menu in gta or the rockstar social club
@bitter apex peakham knight?
Honch is AFK: ban @jagged wraith till he stop reminding me of yoshi
- an hour ago
have witnessed two young people pass away in span of a week
engh
i am getting scared
wdym
hard to explain
You should escape the matrix by working 24/7 on side hustles with no job security and inconsistent earnings
Im gonna buy all of the stock on popular items and force genuine fans of it to pay exorbitant prices to be able to enjoy it
Using my moms credit card of course
Preach brother
@bitter apex iām just about going home
Honch is AFK: ban @jagged wraith till he stop reminding me of yoshi
- an hour ago
Shush
Mountain Dew Baja blast?
You watch lucas tracy
YES!
been soda free for 5 days so far
ššæššæššæ
Iām so proud of you twin
Skate 4 comes out this month!!
lol


Wsg goons
hi tickle
Hi shork and pickler
Howdy
15 pounds is insane for a few brainrot pictures to apear on your screen
Wasnāt skibidi toilet phased out of the current brainrot meta?
Shit even the italian AI characters have phased out already.
pino bambino
it is
I regret to inform you that it is real š
Noooo 
Well you know what
The rest of the catalog is pretty decent
Ballerina capuccina
ikr ive got darth vader on mine
I'm saying for the skibidi garbage
The rest of that is not bad
Bro
It's just the toilet that's garbage
I should gift you all of it fr
NO
But yeah that one is epic
Why would I do that when I can personally deliver it to your discord account instead
because i wont use it so waste of money!!!
I need a massage
Why not get a j*b and then giveaway the skibidi bundle
Itās not that much money
because i cant work in my current state
Guys, professor John Mew, inventor of mewing has passed away.
Yeah @shrewd badge get you lazy ass out of bed and go to work and get a job
Cap you just refuse to work fr fr
Censor those slurs
JOB
Why does hair grow in your armpits @crimson basalt
I worked 10 hours at my jb today so im very sensitive to offensive words like wrk and j*b
(I was on my phone the whole time)
Hair exists to protect parts of the body. Your armpits are right above the lungs but having a bone there would limit arm movement so your body compromises by growing hair
Thank you
Bro what
How often are bugs biting your armpits
wowaweewowow
But everyone hates armpit hair
Go sleep boi
Would anyone like to do criminal mastermind need one more
Hey @crude beacon, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
badadadudumdadumtsh
pyrotechnik
ive got a new sticker for you
Show
Ngl i actually donāt get how some people are fine having pit hair long af
I like stealing your stuff tbf
DMs then
Iāve got a new emoji for you itās not finished yet tho
Like bro shaving ur pits once a week takes 10 seconds max
How do some dudes let it get to Sasquatch length
You like the play with it donāt you
Iāll stay out of this channel now.
Everytime I look in here, my hope in humanity decreasesā¦
I used to be like that before I got manscaped, I wore a tank top to thr gym one time and realized it was almost as long as my hair š
Nah it was a my senior class trip this one dude in a tank top had pit hair longer than my scalp hair š
Obscene
Thatās gotta be a sign
I wondered why everyone was looking at me
Diddyās going home btw
whoās that again
š£ļø
one bullet 
Literally he diddles people, calls himself diddy, and his antics involve cartoony shit like buying 1000 bottles of baby oil and opening kid cudis Christmas presents
āAlfred, Diddy has bought 1000 bottles of baby oil, who knows how many people heās planning on diddling tonight. Get the batmobile ready.ā
I dont even know what diddling means
google it and dont bring it up here probably
You love diddling
shut uppppp
Ell No
i siad ARMS gang
Mod trials cant be that hard
Jarvis, show him
oh
im a bit sleepy
clearly not if I got it š
š
G
Uh oh, future giveaway winner
You know it
lol
#š¤ābot-commands
whos javis
no heās right
Jarvis, explain who tf is Javis
it says javis, not jarvis
Hello
@lusty atlas
Tuna IS YUCKY!!!
No
thanks dub
TRYE
that looks so good though ive always wanted to try raising canes
Tuna sandwich š¤¢
.gg/femz š¤¢
Tuna<<<<<<
Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

I disagree
How do you raise a cane?
I do not fear.
With your arms usually
hhaahahahahahaha
Roger
Okay
You should be DEMOTED

I second this
mod abuse
Why, because I don't like you?
tell the mods
Because you abuse your power smh
I paid off the admins, I can do it
Right @cunning void?
Youāre corrupt!
You offered the bribe!
Yes but they took it, which means both parties are corrupt

can I bribe you
That raises the question of whoās more corrupt
For what favour
Probably the admins as they don't even ask questions, they just take the bribes

man I cant even stay up late anymore
Of course you listen to that
like its 10pm im ready for bed
Unc
lel
He's already preparing for his retirement home
Average teenager when someone is 2y older than them
Unc
Okay UNC
You're 20 
Wow
hi I fell asleep
i feel old
im unc idk how to use a computer
Sure pal

@plain inlet How the turns have tabled
lauighing out loud
Pls do it
If I do it u gotta do it
sounds like a b2b ugf situation
Nuh not
Difference is I don't silence people I dislike
Smh
But you would if you had the chance 
No I wouldn't
i like you
I'm not corrupt amh

Lel
Hi Fork
we as a community think you should do a skibidi bundle giveaway
And I think you should do that yourself
im broke
Too bad
Where ?
are you feeling poggers today?
- what 2. who 3. why
Disrespectfully, no
im feeling preggers
Are you duck on an alt
who?
why are you only level 10 when youve been here nearly 5 years
WOT?
i dont use Canada
i use mars
what if i was told at a young age that poop smelled good, would i think it would smell good?
yes
poggers
youre a wrongun
virus
oh well its using like 300mbs so like
I'm mining bitcoin rn
not that big of adeal
Please don't delete it
got u
This is all my income š
thats cause tamado isnt malware
their individual votes count just as much as mine does and i hate it
Hi hello
Hi
Hi love you
Hii
hi i
hi i
Hi I love you
Anyone knows if i can migrate my gta account on ps5 to pc enhanced?
Quien para jugar al GTA 5 online ps4 por favor, hablen al privado
hes the goat!!!
@topaz garnet self promos in #āć¢self-promo please
i need to rant

why is pc enhanced taking like up to 10 mins to load into pub lobbies when changing characters or just softlocks? ik public can be modded but i still see when people die and shit and it's as if i'm in the lobby just stuck in the clouds, i thought rockstar fixed that š
š
hey, i just switched from 5 years on xbox to pc, i was wondering if anyone needs help for cayo or anything else, i will take what ever cut. i have a mic thx
Hey @eager dragon, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
yall i need cash BADDD its so hard to make cash on a new acc i will take any cut
š«”
Just buy some shark cards 
not gunna fall for your rage bate 
Itās easy bread wym
smart
Yeah
Go to lfg
i did its dead
Give it some time
How much u need
its 2
but i need the helicopter for setup
lol;
Okay
Not really
Hm?
Imagine
Yo whats the best afk method that will actually work ?
go for an agency, dre's worth it now with skippable cutscenes imo
not to mention the passive income and whilst 200 contracts is overkill the first like 10 can be fun
also the garage and missile lock on jammer and not to mention the armoury, it's pre gud 
@plain inlet Type shit
Why are we gambling
Put a rubber band on ur controller 
Idk
It's balatro. Its poker hands but no actual gambling
its fucking goated
anyone up for humane raid. have 2 setups done. need help with 3 in total and final heist. cannot find anyone to do it for me. currently level 85.
Hey @charred anchor, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#ālfg-info
Yea stick drifting is a thing so idk about that
Stick drift is rare
What up ppl and tgg big fan of ur channel
Lol what does pareidolia do there
bruh my stick drift is so shit i cant change my cam
Idk but it was doing something on my other hands except the round where all face cards are debuffed and it made every single card debuffed and i still won so idk
But i also won my first game so who cares


I can only dance once
I only got royal flush once
Mine was in the final round so im just goated

Goated duck
Yeah it makes all cards count as face cards but none of your joker affects face cards
It was just 1 free slot
Actually nvm it's good for baseball card
I didn't see thwt
Also the flash joker is goated
Gave me a +62 mult in the end

is ANYONE able to help me with my crew emblem rq š
Aidan would you possibly be able to help me šš„ŗ
Whatās up
iām on iphone and iām trying to add a crew emblem to my crew, would you be able to log into my account and do it for me š
i donāt have a pc
your help would be much appreciated š
Sure! feel free to dm me the details
okay ty so much!
No worries
looking for the best modded cars for a video if u have modded cars dm me ill add u and come to LS car meet.
Hey @rocky flower, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#ālfg-info
ps5 btw
I just made a new account cause Iām starting a yt channel could someone run a cayo or two wit me?
Hey @worthy python, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#ālfg-info
Yay O_o
what the fuck
wouldnt good content for your youtube account be how to make money as a beginner?
like from scratch, getting the big money and stuff
I could even give you advise⦠as a player with experience

Guys, there's still half hour remaining for movie to start... What should i do
U went alone?
wait the half an hour
if you dont go royal caribbeans, your a no go
You're*
"Your" is possessive
Like you own something
It's your bag
your pc
ah
your would be used in sentences like: āYour sanity is goneā
You're is a contraction of you are
You're perfecto šš®š¹
spain?
im confused cause would saying "your sanity is gone" be incorrect?
no
āyouāre going insaneā
or
āyour sanity is goneā
It's the Italian flag but good guess I'm a quarter Spanish
In thos case you would own "insane"
Which doesn't make sense lol
Insane=/sanity
yeah but if was insane that mean i own insanity cause i own myself

Ladies and gentlemen i think my brain just commited alt f4
How do you own a state of mind?
whoever tought you that you own yourself lied to you.
hate to bring it to you
cause its in my brain therefor i own it

you own your sanity
but not being insane
insane is a state of sanity
Lol literally feels like this
Idk it isn't really hard to grasp the difference between you're and your
your = sign of ownership (possessive)
You're = you are
I dunno what to reply, iv just took conflicted damage
your sister
you dont own her right?
itās still āyourā
Coming from a non english speaker
eat some snacks to heal
Ownership not in a literal sense just as a possessive adjective
i know
āgit gudā
I really should but skipped university and didnt really take school that seriously
thats why we jobless beings end up in here
Yes git gud is an ironic term thats purposefully misspelled "get good" used to tell people to just get better
I mean, you aint wrong, in my early 20s and didnt work at a single job
I am already gooder than you in english
for a fact
english and math were my 3 goodest subjects in school!
Iv never gotten a job cause in my head i find them quite pointless if you're already getting paid and living nice
so youāre one of those creatures living off our taxes?
yes
English and math is also my best grade
whatever a report card is
i should finish this game fr
when you think about it, we're actully smarter than robots since we can count higher than them
It's as you expect a card that's filled with a report of your grades throughout the year
Yeah
I mean ddlc is pretty short
Just remember "I gently open the door"
Are you telling him no because you personally don't like it's story/narrative?
I got 100 on my report card because of reasons I can't say here āŗļø
yes
Chatgpt
Bro is in highschool š
ššš
HOW is hench winning again
Im him
Sex
:D
Ts rigged
taylor swift rigged
hello all, i havent played gta in a long long while, last time i played was maybe a year or so ago, just wondering if there where any big updates or fun stuff that they have added in?
anyone wants to grind heists?
Hey @serene kelp, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
im up for it
u on legacy?
whats that sorry
Nope
alright cheers xd
Legacy is the old pc version of the game
im not a pc player but im pretty sure the application says either "enhanced" or "legacy"
i see gta v enhanced but i dont think i have the storage xd
when you boot up the game, do you get a proper main menu?
what it has always been for me haha
u dont have to keep legacy
like this
if your pc can handle it, there's no reason not to
once again i dont play on pc
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