#💬┃gorilla-chat
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3 flat
3 flat when im folded in half
my fingers are longer than you
Idk why I just assumed you were 6' atleasy
wait does this mean we can call you pebble?
nah
Sure
why do people think f1 tires look good on anything except f1 cars
awesomesauce
that's my autistic ass
no the autistic ass belongs to ME
nuh uh
do not make the alpha angry
If he can’t control his anger than he doesn’t seem like a very nice guy
Funny that this gif is mostly used by annoying kids who get muted for whatever reason & then say that they were false muted
People use it unironically? 💀
He's using imperial
wow you're old!
You're using metric
some get @lusty atlas here and make him mad
oh so the wrong units.
okay.
Only thing i dont get is what exactly the “nice guys” would even do when they’re angry. They’re not a comic book characters 😭
168 has to be some kind of record right?
years? yes
inches? no... that's my record
Do they think their fatass is gonna turn into hulk or just become a master fighter cause someone insulted them
Ooooh look a guitar now i can AHHHHH
how is the weather up there?
fine thanks
since when is 0.1 inch a record?
how are the leaves Mr. Giraffe?
don't drown, i hear the road might flood today
sheee, don't work pal cause i already said 168 
yea, micrometers
Midget
are your nails that long?
you‘re being roasted since you‘re closer to the sun 🙏
cause that's what I was talking about
well it's actually winter right now
where the hell are you
no i peel my nails all the time
narnia
down under, the seasons are the other way round there
then what were you talking about?
oh he‘s australian?
My nails are long
That’s not a real place
has a violent coughing fit
Made up by the kiwis
I have to cut mine for judo, if I don't they can cut people open
Facts
I don't really like having short nails
it is, it's the place where god sends all the worst animals he has to
I prefer it myself tbh, just easier. But I'm forced to anyways so yea
Oh Yh that’s fair
scratch open skin like a beast.
it's at the point now where there's a youtube channel of a dude who just talks about the crazy shit that lives down there
lol
Me today
and no I'm not joking
Is that u ?
It's a fake place I tell you
Okay buddy
so you will stop lying now?
I thought it was all jokes 😭
Wdym 💀
The femboy thing
is it hot where you live?
I'm not lying I'm just stating my beliefs

plattdüütsch
God yeah
Whats the temp
What
No im sleeping
That's crazy
good lord
Right now it’s 79F but it’s going to rain and be humid all day long
it's 19 here, but it's so damn hot
High of 32 today
Bro what
Femboy ahh sweater
😭🙏
True
how so
we just have such thick air atm
Yes quiver
Okay but I don't wear a skirt
*(yet)
did I miss something in the evolution?
because thats the first time I see such a clothing style on a guy
I need a duo
you know what creeps me out?
where‘s the arm of that hand?
It's the habd from smash bros
Fortnite duos?
Gta duo
(Guy btw)
Get a level 5 random, help them make some money and they’ll be your obedient side kick til you get bored of the game
Bro I need a duo

What made you think I was joking
What is bro typing
Ye
They canceled gta 6
My english is suffering alr
Lol
I wish
Not rn, i think once you said that we act sus and we call you femboy
Bro is writing a essay
What does this even mean
Rockstar has decided to make gta 5 online updates for the rest of time

Good morning
Bad morning
I need a duo on ps4 plź2z2zz2zz
Just get one
Hey @craggy bramble, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#☝lfg-info
Theres 30 people in ur lobby bro, ask one
Morning
I don’t like that
Yes you do, stop lying
I don’t like feet like tamado
In vc
Lies
I remember what you said verbatim
"My feet are so cold" -me
"You want me to lick your feet to warm them up?" - you
This is like
The biggest lie ever
Nuh uh
Uh huh
It's kaso
Like I’d never say that
Mhmmm what you sayy
Thank you i love being appreciated
wdym
I‘ll go back in then 🙄
not if you are previously banned but you may request it through #📁〢support/report
I mean what I mean
„guy btw“
what about it
You said you feel like you're missing on the latest mend fashion trend
Holy
So I gave you an example
ah okay
Ok
How donyou not remember kaso
Rip kaso
what happened
Who is that 🥀💔
Y?
What did he do tho
Being a weirdo
He got banned for baiting someone to ping tgg 💀

what the actual fuck
The one who said he would take steroids for bodybuilding
😭🙏
The one that keeps saying he'll touch me 🙏
He's gone? Lmao
Banned for baiting members to ping tgg 💀
lmao what an idiot
free my boy kaso
how did he not get banned for the previous things he'd said
tf
FREE KASO
sybau u cant tell me shit
Do you even know who he is
ur a soulless pawn
yes
uk what fuck kaso
from your behavior you‘d kill to have someone like me.
ur a femboy

lmfaoo sybau u aint tuff
corny dude u like 12
imma fold yo ahh
and you‘re a horrible english speaker.
dude?
oh forgot there are people who think women dont exist in the internet
No real human talks like this has to be ai 😭
i thought since your twelve, you wont understand normal english.
now you‘re down bad.
what?
same guy who has his profile based on a GTA character 🥀
I do understand normal english.
As you can see, I am using normal english.
i see
What is going on here
Gng i found aidan in a car meet server
some guy talking like I‘m his whore, talking about wanting to „fold me“ at this point it‘s sexual harassment.
😭 whore?
Yea no
I am taken, you idiot.

„I‘ll fold you“
well stop using shit like that then.
And learn proper english. I cant read shit you‘re writing.
Bro stole my mr
Crazy
Gimme dat back
Making threats 50 billion points Mr pig
sexual harassment (60)
wouldn't be my first time 😭
wdym
Dw abt it
I was just talking about proper english 😭
Nah but knowing you it can’t be good
There's like a 90% chance it made me act this way
Idk tho

Moral of the story is don't get inappropriately touched without consent shi messes you up fr
so thats why you‘re weird
Huh
jk ly
The Bogdan guy
I mean probably
you‘re not weird 😭😭
Oh yea
I am pretty weird alr
pretty and weird I‘d say
I don't like feet 😭
(foot fetish is really weird though)
Eh people like a lot of weird things
We know
Foot fetish is the tamest fetish
you dont get icky when your see people barefoot but when you hear it you do
I can't really judge
So we are lying
It would be hypocritical of me if I did
Some people are into fecal matter or children and somehow people into feet are seen as weird
So you admit it
humans are weeeird
Didn’t wanna read that today
What 😭
Then just don't read it lmao
WELL
being into children isnt weird, it‘s absolutely fucking disgusting.
shut up
Make me
I can do that
WOAH
Yeah how
Kinda like that
taking it out of context.
He’s cooking me
Ik but you walked right into that
I am sitting so I didnt
Your chair rolled right into that
its stationary
You scooted right to it
The tectonic plates shifted you right into that
no they didn’t since they move quite slow
Hello
hi zealy
Hi girlypop
???
What
unique nickname…
That’s what my sister calls me
that’s fucked up
You cant talk buddy
Fr
You say worse
???
Does any one know money glitch ?
No
yes, try doing cayo, but with cooldowns and stuff
better than glitch
Wait where this from
I remember what it says
But can’t remember where I said to 2
Pig
💀
Huh
The file
Saw that image
The gay porn folder
Oh
Dw abt the name
Yeah I see it now
Hi
Imagine I send the full thing uncropped
The gay porn folder is the best 

NOOO
Literally banned within seconds
I’d be in the slammer doing life not worrying about being banned here
💀
do it
Let’s find some stuff you said in the gay porn folder then
Hmmm
🥶
Who is this man and why does he look like that?
idk
Quick teleport, ignore
#🤖┃bot-commands
google Harald Glööckler, not home but he looks worse.
Why is his face red and why does he have a metal claw

I'm just making a threat
Hello?
That's not weird
seems valid
Hi
Mhm
Hi

You cant find anything weird I've said smh
Wassup
Hi

If I look hard enough and deep enough in the gc I’ll find something but cba
Excuses excuses, just admit I'm the most normal one
No I am.
Be honest.
That’s like saying pig is straight 2 things 2 lies
Erm ur a 16 year old femboy
Yeah really puts in comparison how weird it gets just saying
Red is top 1 weirdest hands down
Red is the weirdest one tho we have to agree on that at least
Agreed
There’s nothing weird about some of us
obviously not good
women 🍵
atleast women can handle a fucking sickness 😭🙏
Why can’t people just live in harmony
I mean last time I got what seemed to be a flu it wasn't
because humans exist.
And I was paralyzed
Why we always gotta be insulting one another
Cause it’s how I am
it was a joke anyway (smh)
I always have to insult people
theres this technology called bantering
exactly
Still pretty sexost 
fr why can we just eat ice cream together
i support sexism when its fair
favorite flsv9r?
calling me a sexist is…
how does that make sense
mint chocolate the goat
just like what we did
We always have to be starting a war or smth

hazelnut
Real Vanilla > Caramel > cookies n cream > rocky road > any fruit flavor
or watermelon
FR

booba
Cause it’s great
Caramel is wayy too sweet imo
Real vanilla is so good, but most people think vanillas the plain flavor cause most brands just use sugar and call it vanilla
Sea salt caramel
based sabrina carpeter
Nowadays I seldom eat ice cream
Too sweet for me
now we're talking
i forgot seldom was a word
what does sc have to do with tvis
lol
Because people know vanillas great but don’t want to admit it
Is that a new type of bdsm?
its his old nick
Like femdom and findom
Tbf seldom is seldomly used
sales man domination
Thats basically findom
selten.
Whats findom
Ah
Financial domination, the dom extorts the sub for money basically
Its like the sub pays the dom and buys them gifts
Reverse sugar baby type shi
So a sugar mommy thing
Ngl anyone who spends tons of money to get treated like shit by a stranger might be at the absolute bottom tier of loser
crusty I thought you were going to sleep
Can't be friends
typos in this server are deadly istg 😭
wait for your love
i can relate
I hate that song as much as I hate That‘s So True
No, cause the broke one is the one with power
ooh thats so true
That's the only line I know from that song
two augusts ago
Same thing
💀
ima roach out
Is gta online free rn?
Pirate software
asmongold
La cucaracha
^^^
any more messages
Hi
Hi pooks
depends
I have no idea how anyone takes asmongold seriously
Lol mine too
i personally think he's just a very entertaining guy, politics aside
I watch like 1 clip and have no idea what he even streams about
Wdym
what is it
Him sitting in silence
who‘s that
wait
original vid: 20 mins
asmongold's reaction: 60 mins
Unironically yeah
And like he doesn't even add much atlwast ino
i think thats good
it means he just dont steal people's content. he ocassionally adds his own commentary into the mix
His reactions doesn't feel like it adds much tho
pretty sure its like
u can play gtao without psn
ps+
for like 2 weeks or smth
depends on what vid tbh
Maybe but the ones I've seen was like him sitting in silence
And sometimes pausing to repeat what the video said
i think thats normal
may i introduce u to
xqc

I in general don't like react content
lazy ones, for me yeah
I do like that nuclear engineer guy
the ones where
original vid: 50 mins
reaction vid: 53 mins
barely any commentary
i personally find it fun seeing people's reaction to a vid that i like
My main concern is that it really leeches views off of the video
thats valid
People rarely rewatch a video they've already watched
i feel like
people dont hate react content in general
people hate reaction vids that barely add anything to it
Tbh thats also me with cinemasins and deadmeet. I watch their videos and then i don’t watch the movie
True
Did they patch the telescope glitch again?
cinemasins just sucks ngl 💀
pretty much just a reupload, except theres a facecam of a guy in his 30s in the left corner
pretty sure all glitches got fucked with the newest dlc
including afk taxi
Yeah content farming is generally disliked
That's unfortunate
exactly. especially when its a content creator that the average people love
Thank you
This guy is pretty good tho
i can see that. i mean, 56 mins
He uses his experience as a nuclear engineer
And adds a lot of insight to the video he watches
exactly
this is the kind of react content that i like
seems like he knows something we dont…
Dude how do people even put up with that
||@gloomy warren that ones bad right? 😭||
Like xqc I feel like is pretty good as a streamer except his reacys
his react is a good example of react content done bad
He's just sitting there like l from death note
And sometimes chuckling
And maybe gasping in surprise
its pretty much just a reupload of the original vid + xqc's facecam and chat
Ew disgusting femboy you’re a disgrace
blimp.
enough said
Someone ban this guy tor homophobia
Anyways what snack would u get if u were at walmart
💀
being a femboy isnt really homosexual…
Idfk gng im trying 🙏
Lol
nah, ima head to bed fr
baii
Don't let the kuntilanak bite
#bringbackproperenglishuse
I'd go to Tim's next door and get a sandwich and a coffee
Is Tim Hortons really that good?
Actually. I think I might do that now.
If you know what you're doing it's exactly what you always need.
Hot day, need water, get a free cup at Tim Hortons.
Nox, listen to Innocent.
What about the coffee and sandwhichs
preferably to Taylor‘s Version, dont be stupid like me.
That's cause I want cream and sugar in the coffee and a 4 cheese bagel BLT sounds fucking awesome right now.
nox…
coffee.
as an italian family iv never tried coffee

i hate the taste of coffee even with cream and sugar
in my head of food, it has to look good to eat otherwise if it didnt look good it aint worth it
you could hand someone a bowl of just random food and they'll think its shit based on looks
Even if it would be the best tasting food of your life?
That isn't always true
idc if it is
CoFFeE!!!
how about the pocket coffee which is quite popular in italy?
could be a bridge to you liking coffee
Schokolade mentioned
Like in Asia food is rarely plated like a 3 Michelin star course but it tastes good
packaging looks good
Ok
Good to know
a restraunt?
Yes
Nox
dammit
You up for some ds2 today?
mustve been a 2 star restraunt

💀
Going for a walk
It was in fact not 2 star

Coffee!
I don't remember exactly but it wasn't < 4
You'll be glad to know that starbucks released a coffee infused with olive oil then
ah
I love riolu
Golduck is way cooler tho
Based
He's a cute Lil guy
Nah bro psyduck goated
He was the first shiny i ever found in a pokemon game
I remember him always getting misty in trouble.
How can you hate that guy
And i named him blueberry
i also love drowzee
I want to fucking murder that thing for fun
Yeah well you kick dogs and cats for fun
Exactly
Head empty
That's not an average psyduck
His only thought: "mhm wata"
drowzee the goat
Nah

yeah uh
Psyduck so goated he a literal nuke
Magikarp
Imagine an army of psyducks and then that anxiety song starts playing so they just completely blow up india
Invincible splashing twit. Super effective against logic.
good
Magikarp! I choose you
@narrow falcon I set your AFK: https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759
Shut it
@bitter apex I set your AFK:
thinking about pickle

Wow..
Pregnant man emojis.. funny...
Clever...
I'm in stitches..
Ha..
Ha....

wdym
Like it was taken off a pregnant man's shirt or something. And I swear it was unintentional
ah
Am I a girlypop
Yeah
I’m installing Minecraft education on 55 computers rn
And the computers are like 10 years old
Videos games for school?
Coding and Minecraft camp at my school
im confused
Tryina wake me up at 6am 
„seems like he knows smth that we dont know“
usually said when someone has proof or smth
but I used it because I dont know anything about nuclear chemistry thing
behave good and go back to bed
idek what we're talking about atp
the joke is just about the words and stuff
Cheese?
It's so fucking hot
Gonna be able to pick up what's left of me in a bucket at this rate.
my bad
-# left the heater on
vroom vroom
Do something!! 😭
listen to TS, works wonders
Will it cool me off?
no but it will make you suffer less
Headphones would make this worse... Even airpods..
I think my brain is steaming out of my ears.
open your mouth so it steams out there
I need to get my ass into the AC asap..
can i add someone to send me a game invite rq (for glitch)
I actually had to stop and sit in the shade.. I'm getting a headache from it.
What glitch ?

outfit merging
If ur not already on the game dw abt it

46
You have to act straight for 46 days now
Style…
@copper sinew yo
@copper sinew I set your AFK: https://tenor.com/view/hot-sweating-melting-burning-donald-duck-gif-12424818824830848928

Guys world war 3 is near so what weapons you taking?? I have mk2 heavy sniper and atomizer... And f160 raichu and chernobog for air defence
there seems to be a giant black rat on my table
Deluxo, Toreador to take out submarines, MKII to avoid RPGs, Raiju, and for guns: MKII Sniper with both explosive and normal + with a silencer, assault shotgun and combat mg mkii
But I also need a crew.
Assistant and Lester both for Off Radar.
I'm rich.
no
180 million after selling nc, weed, cocaine and doing a bunch of heists
Yez
I got 200k.
You a real one
I got 100k prob
this is no competition 😭🙏
Salvation !
Yes
What?
Pinning a message from 1w ago
I need to wait for it to load I think..
because its amazing
Ait
can't believe no one did
Was there even room to pin anything?
nah I removed a bad pin

/outdated
Tu tu du du Max Verstappen
Hi
Rocca bro hear me out
Can't you like, convince the other admins for favours?
for what
Well you see..... to fulfill our needs
our needs for what
Dm's 

The fact I know this is baku 21 when he crashed due to Pirelli fucking ip the tires 💀
is there a way to get taser without waiting for gun van to stock it
are these real names
ruthless
Baku as in, Azerbaijan?
Yeah
Okay then
liar
found the way
ill buy an agency to get the taser
idc abt dr dre shit i just want the taser
worst track oat
F1 loves track with low quality of life
Lmfao okay
no
F1 has too much of a boner for racing
can we start adding guns or smth make it interesting
because i suck at it
LMAO
Just get good or actually fix your files for your wheel
racings an american thing why arent there guns
cba rn mate
smartest american
Hey, do ppl do car trades in this server?
Yk what you don’t even get a reaction this is the most stupid thing I ever read
no
you sound like on
sorry im trying to blow someone up
Pause
Ty
your fat rolls makes your voice shake
doing slush fund to buy the police bike
Noo you change your pfp back
forced to do it
:(
Is it see able in your r6 server
Womp womp
stfu
There we go

Through LSCM
Twn is back
thought u died twn
Ty
Finally 
Peak souls 2
Took me 2 days for 29 sunlight medals 
Did you get the illusory ring of the exalted and the illusory ring of a conquerer yet?
@jagged wraith speak
That's not required
So fuck no
Go get it for papi
and don't ping me if I don't answer quick Damn
I believe in you
Wdym can't buy

i was on the other dynasty
Lmao
where to ask for help
google or here
damn bruh i am asking for gta
like what chat is it
i need people for cmm
go to PC LFG
?
what did i do
i helped them
bro im being spawncamped
i was riding the police bike and im getting messages saying "F the police"
the fuckdid i do
bro
dickheads like this
now i have no reason to play the game
fuck you "DOGSOLDIER"
lol
how is this a lol
Idk
Yall is the gta helper pc only?
me still existing here
Why did I enter the patreon tier 2 giveaway if I don’t even have a patreon💀
Meh I’ll give it to someone if I win
Because it’s a chance to win it
Nah I guess its for ps too
What’s the apartment help??
Heists
What
That was last month
Any platform
I’m applying
Doesn't matter, you can claim it regardless lol. Its free to claim
Nah it’s your birthday again 🥳🥳🥳
No?
Yes
No??
Hello
Hi
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