#💬┃gorilla-chat
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What 😭
I‘m hungry
your sister got something to eat for me too?
That sounds like something a woman or someone gay would say...
I personally prefer „humans ☕️“
because the humans are the reason for this imaginary doomsday in my head
Lol she just departed out of town
But like. When dating and it's not working out.
Sigh, men.
oh
I‘m still hungry 😭
I want noodles and a fuckin steak
it‘s 2am but fuck that
Weird combination...
Exact moment my food is ready
Doesn't sound that weird
Steak, and noodles?
it was noodles
maybe I just stay alone forevber
Nooo I'm sure you'll find someone
thanks
mannn
like
for
bro
how do people get into multi year long relationships
It's like most things, you can't find it when you're looking, but stop looking and you find it.
by not behaving like the average asshole boyfriend and not cheating on her or her cheating on him.
by not being toxic
and
inhales and exhales
by being nice to the other, and giving eachother attention.
The whole cheating thing doesn't work.. you need to date first.
Which is apparently the issue
the issue is
as I said before
humanity 🙂
and you cant cheat if there are no humans
I wasnt looking and still found what looked like a diamond in the sand but was a shiny rock
Pyrite be like that
diamonds are made of carbon from what I know…
just get into cars…
there you got a lot of carbon 🙂
As a wise man once told me "Don't concern yourself with cucumber problems if you're a pickle"
I like cucumbers
poor @modest wigeon
interesting
With a bit of salt and a bit of pepper. Goated snack
only thing I eat it with is salt
im in to state for this
what about wo er
Like wash the cucumber beforehand?
@lusty atlas u are missing her?
im hating
No I mean like refilling the water inside the cucumber when second hand.
YES I mean washing it before.
Valid
5 stages of grief.. you're almost through.
if a tire pops
you let it pop and get a new one
#staytoxic
Thinking about it for too long will drag you down
Guys is this a nz chat cuz it's the gaming gorilla and that's owned by mighty ape?
on the pessimistic side…
I am optimistic about being a passimist.
I'd like to see you anticipate and prevent a tire popping.. that would be impressive
I'm just saying you shouldn't dwell on the past for too long
Nah i am going back to her
if that works…
idk
evalu thingy anticipate
I‘m getting cucumbers now
thx @plain inlet
"all girls are the sameeee"
Considering the time, it's probably better than steak 😅
change of plans, no more cucumbers left
all dudes are the same too.
duh.

cheeky ass liars everywhere
everyoine sucks

promising the world but unable to handle themselves
#rothumanity
gym motiation
Deep convo on gorilla chat
Crazy...
Ok
Tickle.
you lied.
A Scientologist
Still kinda heavy no?
Not as heavy as steak.. and the farting...?
Nah nah I was going to sleep then someone called me saying we goin to war
So now I’m awake again
ok
and not as wannabe as agats
Snap out of it dude! You didn't know her that well or that much!
Boop
but this keeps happening
wildest dreams during the night hits different
like this is the 3rd girl
Where'd you find her?
double date from my friend
Oh that one!
this was byfar the shortest lasting one though
yk how to get over her?
soulless I like the song thank you
I love it
lemme check my playlist for more songs like that
switch to men
that… is one way to get over her 😭🙏
had that too once
I mean... it is a way 😭
humans are
..
Whoever it is, it won't be a quick thing. If you can build a friendship where you want to hang out everyday, that's the one. Cause if she's the one you'll have to spend almost everyday together later.
That's how You know, imo.
do you play tf2
ooo
listen to In The End by Linkin Park
Yeah time to time
tf is tf2
Team fortress 2
(sorry had to drop that joke)
Team fortress 2
i chose jen carson
Sometimes titanfall 2


it‘s not ww3 yet…
it is if germany is involved.
Who is we? Has america sent rockets to Iran already?
so we can be save until I dont see men on the streets
If they hit us back then that means nato getting involved
I am so going to australia
That’s what I’ve heard ya
It's so over 
I‘d rather get bit by a Black Widow than die to a nuclear rocket
@modest wigeon ayo it happened
Just read it.
Was nice knowing y‘all
Read what?
Nono, something else
wait who‘s fighting who again
wait whats happening
I‘m moving to fucking Switzerland 😭
I‘m about to cry for real right now 😭
Bcz iran is the only middle eastern country that's a threat to Israel
Was good knowing you as staff 
What
sorry im not thinkign


Mad confused fr
I hate your jokes I swear to everything that‘s holy. 🙏
Well, just remember that Parisian beggar who was singing horribly 
@modest wigeon it's ok u can get irani baddies if u get drafted
Ehrmantraut, what the fuck?
I think I’m slow fr. Are u referring to me not being staff cuz I’m gonna die in Iran?
Like drafted?
No lmao
I was talking about that video
@near patrol delviered for 2 hours when do I just block
Where that beggar was singing so badly one guy hit him with a chair
guys are so…
just BLOCK her
Am I wrong?
Is this a new one?
this chat is mad confusing rn
She either hella nervous or she’s talking to another man gng
either way I wouldn’t stress
no comment
DM's
yes
Piggy crying over a girl, Pickle crying over getting drafted, me crying about being hungry…
🤫
👍
Ohhhhhhh

accurate
nox crying about not getting his 10min coffee
I have that video saved in my phone it’s fuckin hilarious 
Ikr
justice served
what video
Where do you live?
They do mandatory draft there?
"USA he lives"
Isn't it voluntary
We'll have to hold a discord funeral for pickle ong
There is a way to avoid getting drafted
We are not gathered today to remember our friend the pickle tickler
It’s a video of a guy playing the accordion and another guy is tryina talk in the phone and he gets up and hits the guy with a chair to make him stop playing
You better get ready to tickle those gun triggers
DMs. Now 💀
Just share it here lol
Illegal
I gotta find it 1 sec lol
to get destroyed by an 8 year old with an AK.
Fibreglass drone
Did you reply straight away to her previous message?
No wait, imean that wire thing drone

23 minutes after
His singing is the horrible part of the vid


Give it another 4 hours then block
Unless she's asleep?
its 9pm
@grim bobcat
Wow moderator advocating amd promoting violence?
„sorry I fell asleep“ 🙄
Ofc you show up at that moment 
I love how the baby just sits there and watches…
whatcha eat

I bet you got some leftovers…
Lol
ok by 12am if she doesnt shes blocked
Imo just block
if someone doesnt give me the attention I need
Block
Baby’s looking like “the fuck is that sound” 😭
Smoked meat and rice
@modest wigeon schreib dir das hinter die Ohren
I sincerely hope that baby was deaf 
German?
Like those suisse Alps are going to stop radiation from nuclear bombs 🥀
Why is the us striking Iran 😭
because stupidity
Are they fr fr striking iran directly?? Not through Israel?
Yeah attacking Iranian nuclear sites
Doesn't that mean they are at war 🥀?
What is happening in the world
a minute of silence for @modest wigeon 🫡
men trying to prove who got more balls risking billions of lives 
They are in nato, my country is in nato 😛
Isn't there a rule, if one goes at war they all go?
yes 🗿
If only it was that simple.
I‘m moving to switzerland
Wait so nato is at war rn?
i like dogs
I don't think they're at war atm
the only country in the middle of europe who remained untouched in both world wars
Just tensions are very high
Yeah do that
Send pictures from Tehran when you get there
may your soul rise high, meet you on the other side my friend 🫡
Why block so fast
"nice guys always finish last" im starting to believe it ngl
It's not worth entertaining her
Flee the country
just block her
piggy if you just listened to me once it would be way easier
dont give a fuck about her, block her, and relief.
now.
not tonight.
Im not near any big targets if they send shit over here so I’m alr
well I cant do the first thing
Go to Mexico, start taco business in Tijuana
.
Why
is she a man
no
If ww3 happens and the atomic bombs drop I'm ending it all 🙏
atp…
I‘ll just do it for them
I am NOT gonna live in an apocalypse
cant kill a dead person
I don't think you are going to live anyway when those things drop
heading to bed again, I ate three slices of cheese and drank half a litre of water
@modest wigeon thats a good midnight snack, no?
its 3am
time for my midnight schizophrenia to kick in
I was left on read for 3 days once 
😭
3 slices of cheese
I was left on read for two days once.
because of some other…

Can your midnight schizophrenia make you see irani baddies on your ceiling?
girls are a pain somedays
two weeks* omfg
boys are too.
most*
Just don't get into a relationship shrimple as that
my midnight schizophrenia can make me see ghosts and meanwhile not see them
I know I'm hard coping
it creates two visions, one is my eyevision, and the second is my eyevision combined with my mind in which I see ghosts and monsters
gotta step into the garage, hope I‘d see my dreamcar
Which is
negative
1.500HP Audi RS6 C7 Build by me personally, being locked to 380km/h topspeed and having a 0-60 in 1.8s.
What do the ghosts look like
I do not have a single idea.
Literally 1984
It being flown into a pole on the highway is the cherry on top
What
1989>
It's literally the book "1984"
What happened in 1984
what is it? 🙂
Book?
Yes 1984 by George Orwell
Crazy book. Bro thought that was what 1984 would look like.
what about george orunwell?
I know the premise but I actually haven't read it
@modest wigeon??
Is it a prediction of 1984
TAYLORR SCHWIFT
Tbf. He's only like 40 years late.
CORRECT
I would've bought it if it was in english
what language is it
So I decided to get this book instead
Indonesian
They don't use the Latin alphabet lil vro
Now that has to be racist
What they use
The Chinese one
Really?
Looked Indian to me.
I mean I'm not gonna be too political here 
now thats racist too..
smh
How 😭
Let's not confuse ignorance with racism 
What kind of Chinese are taiwanese?
becuz thats the only thing that comes to your mind when thinking about china
But yeah most Asian countries don't use the Latin alphabet, but places like Vietnam, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore do
what about the horrible quality of products?
They make good things now, no?
Maybe I should've given 1984 a chance
Noooo I like China
Chinese food is good
Also saw this along the way
and I like a chinese girl I know.
Biop
atomic…
matches the current situation in the world
It's a classic. Odds are you'll find a free copy online if you wanted 😛
I can not read online istg 😭
I also like seeing my bookshelf get filled
Where can I find books online free
@lusty atlas blocked?
Libraries?
@modest wigeon I got a special task for you
Is it website
Ya i fw Chinese people they’re like one of the most respectful people
Nihao fine shyt
Ya wat
Lots of libraries went digital during COVID.
because they cant properly see how ugly you are
-# this is a joke and does not intend to offend or attack anyone. If anyone feels offended, please notify me.
You right I meant xin chao
Give me your current favorite song.
Palestine is. Split by Israel.
ugh dont start on that story
wish none of them existed
What
fucking napoleon complex
I feel the German coming out of him
smol ass men with a little too much testosterone and power wanting to be the leader of the world
go fuck yourself honestly 😭🙏
I know it's not directed at me but it's gotta be あの夢を謎って
I don't know the English translation 😭
Oh I remember now
It's a song name... A NAME... NAMES don't translate
noh
Tracing that dream
What means deswegen is German?
Nö
INGRISH ONRY
deswegen…
because of that…?
Irish horny? Weird bro
Ich rolle in meim Benzer, Arme ausm Fenster.

Permaban

according to pino al pino pino the fifth sentences or messages in different languages are allowed, but chatting in different languages are Verboten.
"Erm akshually there are some exceptions to that rule" 
Pino first name
Al Pino second name
Pino family name
"You see it clearly states non english is allowed when in context of a joke" 
Is he real
btw. I think that sentence is a bit false…
Warum
and yes the pronouns in my profile may be a bit misleading, but.
Weil
What did friken do 💀
Baum
I got a few atm not just one 
True
give me one
setting up my iPad for free Spotify Premium rq
@gloomy warren add Spotify Premium to your christmas gift list for me
Free prem?
How safe is it
you can do everything like on premium…
but still got advertisements smh
but you can skip those by just closing the app
@copper sinew give me a number between 1-170
Is it bad if it’s a country song 
just give me 😭
Sorry I was distracted by youtube
126
Courtesy of the red white and blue 
ugh now I gotta search for the 126th song
Hi nox
Toby keith
Watashi chu burarin.
-# iykyk

Hi pickle 
Good hbu
Hi angel
Enchanted
Is that good?
Hi 🎣
(Angel if you use the german word…)
I’m doin okay 
Listen to it yourself 
Man I wanna go to Germany
Do you know good rock genre
Who by? Ts?
Hi tamado
This night is sparkling…
it‘s literally in my profile
Hi soulless 
Alr so
Ofc it's TS.
Omg I‘m being greeted 🫠
Taylor swift good wym
got a fucking problem? 
She did the box, no?
listening to that song on 103db isnt good though…
Les go
Seeing as I hit a swiftie song without knowing and you said you only listen to her good ones, I'm starting to think you think they're all good. 
Which song
they are all good
This night is SPARKLING, dont you let it GO
How would you describe Taylor swift in a passionate aggressive german
Wundervoll.
OHHHHH
Shine bright like a diamond
your choice got me screaming right now, at 3 am 😭
thats rihanna
Same same
Potato potato
Tomato toamto
Switzerland.
I didn't know what I was choosing tbh. This is all on you
all on my playlist
Berlin to meet the talahons
Friendly bunch
I'm making my first coffee of the day, so you're bound to have gotten something with energy.
if you chose more like one digit numbers, chances would be you‘d hit juice wrld
That's derogatory
Hell no I heard abt the talahons
thats FFM
Fuck em
My English is too bad too understand those wise words
Don’t they walk around with fake designer shit and are the rudest people ever
Talahons vs chavs
No that's rappers
exactly
speaking of the devil…
lucid dreams
I mean Americans, but I didn't want to be racist
tal a hon, gib dir ein stich, bin der Patron
or smth like that
cringe asf but meh
life sucks anyway
Seems weird to be racist against a multicultural country...
Talahon rap battle
I am part of the multiculti, like they call it…
Multikulti…
Germany is falling 🥀
the whole world is falling
Merhaba
USA is literally fighting against California…
Basically mexico vs usa
They sent military to a part of the USA because they are protesting
like what the
It really is crazy the police or military is shooting rubber bullets at people, I saw they weren't even really aggressive
They're really trigger happy, or whatever that saying is
The protests in LA?
I think
yeah
I might actually get moderated for political discussion tbh…
You finish exam? Or you no school
I got weekend
Still got after weekend?
Idk, fogget aboutit
@near patrol
😛
cuz the walls that they put up to hold us back will fall down @modest wigeon
This is the moment
can you just listen to me for once 😭🙏
stop waiting and just press the block button
why are dudes so scared to press it
Hola
He got a response
ah
Reponse
Oh
2000 years old btw
Probably cried himself to sleep...
poor guy
Thanks
Read it in the lore
@copper sinew num between uhh
28
Kerosene 💀
nvm
They said thanks for understanding and she had a great time yesterday and it was fun
Idfk
What is good rock genre
Boulder
Soft rock
You said u know musik
@copper sinew good choice. answer 28 next time I‘m driving on the highway.
But rock is hard?
I hung out with a girl when I was tired. She called me boring and I haven't heard from her since. 
U have car ? What car
I dont, I know people who do
I‘m too broke for a car
W mindset
Rock the geological material or rock the music genre
could be worse
Best rock
Or rock the admin
Rook!
@copper sinew have you heard of air supply the band?
one more
I mean muisk
42
answer to life the universe and everything @grim bobcat 42
Nox
Ds2 when
Read my palm

well now I just look crazy @lilac fern
Fifteen
Never! 
It's actually funn
What 
Now That We Dont Talk
it's not bad... but Like.. it's not DS1..
Change
Number is for song in my playlist
its like a jukebox for yall
I found goresht
😭
He make good musik I fink
@modest wigeon num between 1-170
Someone pick 1-50
150!
Is countdown, zero goes pum
34
Wouldn't shuffle just do the same thing?
How tf did u know I'm level 150 on ds2💀
Labyrinth
Wow
Ahh we pick number for you?
Useless child lol
no I want you guys to choose smh
Cap?..
Damn!!
You want new add to your Playlist
hate that game
I'd rather not farm the giant on ng7+ 💀
Apitw
For 500+ runs
Apt pt a pt pt
I have best recommendation
negative I stay with my standards
you might as well... it's limited..
like ten-15 respawns total
It's a boss
Maybe just listen, no Playlist?
do the ds2 bosses respawn?
this love
Bonfire astetic
yes playlist
Another 1-50
47
Me too pickle
Wha
Is like me plus 2
So it goes
1-50
no.
I have juice wrld in my playlist.
though
169
uhh lemme
Cmoj pickler pick
FLORIDAA!
Bros got ALL OF THEM
@modest wigeon they‘re talking about you
oh I‘m just a girl
And I forgot the lyrics
fuck
Be busy thinking number
just block him
dont be as dumb as pig
The one where everyone thinks you’re rich for living there
728
Conneticut
I only have 170 songs
Ottawa
Yeah
I ace geography
The noises you've been hearing at night weren't rats
It was me rummaging through your fridge for food
7-2-8-72-28-78-27-28-87-82
Yes Connecticut
American give me green card
Hell no
Usa is a country...

the city in Illinois?
Or something
Ottawa
in Kansas maybe?


Love America, don't deport me
burn - juice wrld, lucid dreams - jw, hurt me - jw, Idsb, kerosene, guilty as sin?, red, kerosene, bad blood feat. kendrick and ending the day with waolom.
love you nox 😭🙏
Ts was peak
Even saw some stars
Ok, but listen.
Listen listen
I have a huge announcement.
What
Do you have... issues with your mental faculties?
I’m going to sleep.
I don't go to faculty
bro you need to know something about america,
America is a country, that contains states, which contain conties, which contain cities and towns.
Noo , america continent
speaking of chirping
You gaslight me, I not stupid
I hear birds…
People with common sense should know this
Alr

Unfortunately, Common sense is an oddity
which contain stupid and fat people.
-# This message is purely meant in a satirical way and does not intend to harm or offend anyone.
Example being @modest wigeon
Smart German make good product and never lie
That’s like saying America is a city
Wrong reply
who ghostpinged
Not with trump being our president
I will kill you.
"England is my city" 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥
Our? You American too
Doesn't sound that bad tbh
This chat is full of freedom
Thats like saying Europe is a country…
-# cough americans…
Wouldn't canadians, mexicans and brazilians technically be americans too?
No
canadians are french imo
Only the good people american
Misinputttttt
Is indian
r you from quebec?
because your ps profile says english french
No, but I did live there early on in life.
my airpods died 
and now a hoe wants to suck my blood
😛

I mean a mosquito
Scarlet?
because only female mosquitoes suck blood
???
The girl from mk
from who
Woman what
Mortal kombat
no tf
I never thought of it like that..
I only ever see the big ones and think "that's a male"
the big ones suck blood
They suck for food, no?
because they need the protein for their fuck ass babies
males suck the juice from plants
females suck blood to lay eggs
because they need more protein for the eggs
Hell spawns
Man
I wonder why
this chat turned from…
pickle and piggy crying, to a musical, to a fucking biology class
I wonder how, I wonder why, yesterday I told tamado about the song lyrics and it was a throwback but meh
Bogos binted 👽
why is it naked
why is it naked I asked
nox I need a punching bag
Music is an Addiction for me
and my airpods are empty
dead basically
like the battery
wsg
Food us good
I watch youtube 
then I close my eyes during adds and sometimes never open them again
Aliens have a different view on modesty
honey it‘s 4:30…
Never open your eyes again, so you're dead?
yes
I am not going to sleep anymore 😭
Ugh dont you dare
Pretty close to eachother
mhm
but we had to stop it half way through
im locked in with commissions of user interface
Scary
My oldest message in this server 
7 months before mine..
and I dont have access to any streaming servers who got pirates of the caribbean 😭
so now I‘m waiting to continue a half way watched movie
Ofc WW3 breaks out just as GTA 6 gets delayed
Yeah well but ah
This server has a femboy role? Ayo
I want the femboy on the Frontline
Yeah duub sought it to be made
no
It's a tag not a role.... 
we're not that kind of server
Or did I 
technically patreon could do it.. 
Especially since that is not even a tag from here
Who's they 😭
Femboys with guns
The femboys
Send me video
i don't like being called a femboy

joke ruined
I was 17 okay 
Sometimes I read these convo's back
I cringe my ass off
before the hair grew in on your chin
if i met 2017 me i think i'd break his/my face
@grim bobcat blocked
ww3 broke out?
please say germany aint getting attacked 😭🙏
I want to live in peace
Good.
tf did soulless do to you?
they're doing the invading trust
Now call it a day and drink a glass of water, as well as wipe your tears.
No like I blocked the girl not soulless
germany usually does the invading

@modest wigeon FLORIDA is one hell of a drugg
Star with France now
im not fuckin dyin for israel
it was promised to them 2000 years ago
I‘m not dying for anyone.
Switzerland is the only place to survive a nuclear warfare
funny enough switzerland is my backup plan
does marshall ever chat in here?
This guy LOVES Switzerland
Nah, des is die Schwitz, do links giehts lang nech Detschland noh viel spass euch
Marshall?
marshall mathers does not chat here sorry
Chappell?
switzerland about to get overpopulated
Eminem
By talahons
tgg i mean lol
He chats like once every half a year
He's like the messiah
I can probably count how many messages I've seen from him on two hands these past 4 years
Yk what we need?
A big bag with one cookie in it
😭🙏
That too
Porsches and cats
More cats
Shouldn't you sleep

Porsches I agreee
On shift
smash next question
(the car)
Oh
last time i remember was this
That's the car form car of the week
I finish at 5:30
He made his yearly appearance & vanished again
throwback to the milf tag 💔 🥀
Well
I took that photo this morning
Well



