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Examples: pasta Alfredo and chicken parm
Nasi Goreng (sorry) is my least favourite
oo I like chicken parms.
Yea but thatās the shitty Albert Heijn junk
Proper nasi is great
I mean my dad orders it from a Chinese restaurant, yes it's not the same as when you're actually in China or Indonesia but still
I just don't like it
That too, but stuff like pasta Alfredo is American
You wonāt be getting that in a real Italian restaurant
You probably wouldn't touch sushi either huh?
Not a chance
What type of fried rice
no idea
I'm a fan of the rolls. a fried shrimp in there with some cucumber and maybe a crab immitation piece or something. maybe some cream cheese.. yum
My dad loves sashimi
That's just straight up cuts of fish isn't it?
why does that sound like a not bad thing tho?
I mean being warm is good ya thatās the goal with the blankets but
If thereās no breeze then shit gets like an oven
And then sweaty
Then you stuck to your sheets
Hell nah
Always have the ceiling fan on in my room
try lowercase buddy
I need a window open.. idk.. even in winter.
Hey @heavy seal, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
I do that too but sometimes I wake up and itās hot and humid as hell, or in winter itās like 2F in the room Yk
Oh I know
Nuh not I got motion
hench is AFK:
- 27 minutes ago
That scratching under your bed @modest wigeon ?

Wasn't a mouse 
Dawg stop that shit actually scares me fr š
Donāt wanna be thinking someone under my bed rn
Unless itās Sydney Sweeney
Or hench
If I check and thereās what 
Someone there.
Yo, if there's some one there.. I don't know if I'd cry or laugh or both.
Can I get your roommates number btw?
I just had some brilliant ideas.

U in a carrot costume
Under his bed
Diabolical 

anyone have a link to the crew?
Update in 10 mins or an hour and 10
Yall ever just vibe to white girl music
What's white girl music?
Bruh
Girl idk
That shit always got me singin and dancin
at what hour does the dlc drop?
I donāt know David 
It's in #š§āmy-gear š
Wtf dude!!

I've had that song stuck in my head all day!
Wadddaa do
Itās a banger
I had that ikywt Taylor swift song in my head all day
Have you looked at the latest video yet? #š„āvideos
Who
I just met you song.
Taylor Swift?
Noooo
I think itās Miley Cyrus or something
No nvm
Itās some random
Aināt never heard of her
fair enough
Hey Guys, im new here, how can i join the gta TGG crew?
What time does it drop I need to know what time zone
Carly Rae jepson
Girl
Have you looked at the recent video?
Check the #š§āmy-gear bro!
The live stream?
Everyone whatās to play ts right as it drops like its gta6
How do I get accepted into the crew?
Pass the monke trials
Click the below link to join tgg's crew. Keep in mind you need to be on ps5 with a public social club profile to be accepted and that the crew is full most of the time
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/tggs_gorilla_gang/wall
No crew for pc
Woooowwww look at that
This method flawless for reeeal
Oin cur, every time I rent a air bnb I always remember to check the light switches with my slice of double-chocolate chocolate cake
Cuz you just neva know
cheers
It would be funnier if you're there to watch their reactions 
yo @copper sinew
yo!

suggest a name for crew
suggest games i have x box
suggest some corn
black
Ok
Corn is the best
How do you get community helper?
do i need to have my game stats enabled for social club to be accepted into the crew?
Did you even sleep
Hi everyone
At least Iām not the only one who saw what Mike said
What!?
wdym?
hench is AFK:
- a few seconds ago
What?
Blud watches tgg
Now I understand why the sudden surge in crew requests
Have you read the #š§āmy-gear at the end thoroughly?
at least it's not a clickbaity gta 6 video š„
Yeah I wanted to send that
yo
smh
š¤£š¤£
Yep
Lmfao

when is the update out on epic games launcher
i just got the update
i don't?
try launching the game, then exit when the game's abt to launch
size is 2.57gb
thanks it works now
:D
Yoo id like to join the crew what the actual name on SC
?tag tggcrew
Click the below link to join tgg's crew. Keep in mind you need to be on ps5 with a public social club profile to be accepted and that the crew is full most of the time
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/tggs_gorilla_gang/wall
"Rockstar games online services are unavailable right now, please return to grand theft auto V."
why does it say this
it says so because Rockstar games online services are unavailable right now, please return to grand theft auto V
@true hatch so how long does it take to get accepted in the crew
Read the message
It's ps5 only
No crew for pc?
No...
Damn
can i ask someone about something
What is it
The what
#šāgta-discussion maybe someone there will know
Pink again in the eighth try
Hellooo
Casino robbery, entrance by fraud for collectors
Min. Level 60, preparation completed, goal diamonds please help write in PM I need 2 people
did gta just get updated?
saw it on youtube
@covert wind @thick goblet sorry for ping i need an asap awnser to know if i should log on or no
Im not up to date rn (today) sry
Pc lfg
okk
do we know if the casino trade g;itch got patched???
pc as well?
Cause the servers are down š
so nobody's is working
Idk
where is the container in the money laundering mission
š„ š
does anyone know??
No
K
you mean rockstar's server?
it looks like the new heat meter fills up slowly as you play i did one job and went to one 5th full after watching tgg's stream and not doing anymore its now one and a half out of 5 full bars
in the car wash
And buuuterflies are freeeeee to flyyyyy
Fly awayyyty bye bye
@stable relic whats ur opinion on elton john?
B raccoon?? 
Yes
Nuh uh im A raccoon
Bitch Raccoon
Asshole Raccoon then
Always making fun of the roads in my country smh
They so suck, yk last time I drove over the border I got 3 flat tires in 2 hours because of the roads
Good, we do that on purpose to keep the Dutch out

Yall afraid the average iq in ur country will be higher than the room temperature if wed get in? That is if we even wanted too
I see enough Yellow plates with black letters saying "NL" on the left liar
Please tell me the Godmode coquette has been patched?
Whoās invading who?
Holy shittt mansion are coming to online
Do you guys think Expedition 33 or KCD2 will win Game of the year?
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@lavish musk something to spend those billions on
Spam
We all got the ping already buddy
wtf tgg
Travor got mentioned
fr
hampter
ducker
Played Russian rulet with Eminem
Is the new DLC good?
I canāt play until next week
Can anyone tell me how to get into the gta online crew?
Tggs crew?
Yea
?tag tggcrew
Click the below link to join tgg's crew. Keep in mind you need to be on ps5 with a public social club profile to be accepted and that the crew is full most of the time
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/tggs_gorilla_gang/wall
Thanks
i made it alive another year since i been evicted from my mother

How so
š
I joined one of the sessions that he was in during a live stream and started blowing people up
Damn
Wow how dare I kill people in a game where you kill people
Yeah well, it be like that
That's considered griefing 
the new update is shit
How?
wdym how
are you reta
Because you're griefing 
rted
Donāt play a game called Grand Theft Auto if you canāt handle people killing you
If you're sole purpose for being in his game is to cause disruption then you're griefing
Especially if he's streaming
Gta isn't just for killing people 
Then look for a lobby that people want to do the same thing
Yes, but itās not griefing if the game literally says you can do that stuff

One of thoseš
Ps5 only š
Bum ahh monkey
gorilla
Thats like saying that its not griefing if you blow up someones house in minecraft because the game has explosions and destructible blocks.
Minecraft doesnāt reward you for doing that though. GTA does
2k$ is it worth it
In minecraft you can get all the loot and blocks from their base + you weaken them significantly, vs getting $2000 which wont buy you anything in gta
Get good and fight back then
Why not have a positive impact on peoples playing experience instead of being annoying for your own entertainment
I think the point is, you're only joining to annoy people and blow their stuff up, its supposed to be a side quest in the game not the whole purpose
Donāt play if you canāt handle being killed in a game where you kill people
And then no one plays and the game dies from a lack of players
Thatās like getting upset in Call of Duty because you keep dying
Except the point of call of duty is to kill eachother while gta is about making money with optional pvp
Play in a private lobby then
Get friends and pvp then in a private lobby
friends? what are those
What do you think tgg's sessions are mate
Its not a public lobby is it
Therefore you contradicted yourself
Ergo
It has 30 people in it
Doesnt mean its a public does it?
anyone want come in gta and make some money?
Its still a private lobby
Pc lfg
oh alright my bad thanks
āBoo hoo people keep killing me in GTAā
Bro you're contradicting yourself so much its kinda crazy
Maybe find an opinion and stick to it
Maybe get good at the game
I am tho
Whats this guy smoking
Yet youāre complaining about people killing people in the game
No im saying that what you were doing was griefing
Im not complaining
Playing the game is not griefing
iq of an ape right here
But you said do stuff in a private lobby if you dont want to be griefed
And then you griefed in a private lobby
is this another episode of hoes mad
Griefing is doing something to ruin other players progress or fun at no benefit to yourself
Man of walking contradictions here
Guys Iām setting up a car meet Karin snipes only bring your best if you donāt have one go buy one itās the best car
I mean private lobbies where itās just you
Nah
Play in those solo sessions if you donāt want to be killed
As long as your objective is to ruin someones day because that makes you happy ur a griefer
"Oh no you want to play with friends and people who support you and stream it in an environment where you wont get griefed because its a private lobby? Too bad, i contradict my earlier statements. No one is safe"
This guy honestly
āPlay basketball by yourself if you dont want to someone to do a foul and hit youā
Well if youāre gonna complain about part of the game then yes
Its something you have the freedom to do, not something the game focuses on.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. So drop it
"Drive on a race track without barriers if you dont want to crash"
lol
I definitely didn't steal that
pickles thing had me laughing for like 10 minutes straight
And im starving
Ikr, it was fucking great
we were in the vc too which made it even better
giggling like little boys
Damn, I shoulda been there
@timid coral thoughts
Dont be a little boy
They lowk stupid
if only š
because their brains arent developped yet
Just be smart
Its not that hard
define load_matching_data
inside it, there are min_score, min_stories, and min_units
matching_data's default value is blank
it reads a cvs file
Guys i need help with something
An academic project, a survey, to be specific. Anyone wanna help?š
No, we unfortunately went extinct š
Evolution
Tf you mean "We went extinct"
Evolution doesnāt kill things off
How are you alive then
if it matches the criteria, then it does something
Its the process of survival
Im haunting an iphone
They died because they didn't evolve
Makes sense
Everyone on the planet is a homosapien
You cant say that just because its pride month
Someone help me
Hench is in my dms
He saying he gonna do bad things to good people
Oh no not the code šš I meant the theme and stuff sorry
And that im a good person
The code is from an old assignment
what is the name of the TGG gta crew
?tag tggcrew
Click the below link to join tgg's crew. Keep in mind you need to be on ps5 with a public social club profile to be accepted and that the crew is full most of the time
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/tggs_gorilla_gang/wall
tggs crew is ps5 only
Ngl the mansions tease has made me so happy
unpopular opinion: these mansions should cost 20 million, OG players out here grinding for years should have something to ball out on at the end of the game
Bruh, theres 2 switch 2s left at my closest GameStop
99% chance i get robbed walking back with it in my backpack
Rob the robbers
Optional: scalp the one you bought keep the stolen one
Do you guys know what heat does in the new update im kind of confused by it?
I leave work an hour after it opens and itāll be like 10 minutes running back and forth
Hopefully its not sold out before i get there
basically high heat = bad
do illegal things with your carwash, smoke on the water or heli thing and heat increases
do legal things to decrease
yep
doing one illegal work = 15-20% increase, doing one legal work = 15-20% decrease
i think thats how it works
Are you condoning breaking the law
Apparently
as long as you don't get caught yes
something tells me that's not how it works 
Pino this you
you're just jealous you didn't get SOTM
i dont think i can have it twice in a row
so who knows

innocent until proven guilty
@gloomy warren how tf is ur name glowing
im him
is it new nitro fwature

discord server feature
What legal things can you do in a law breaking game lol
oh how do i get mine to glow
Thanksš
level 3 boost, something like that?
well i just washed someones car for 2 grand

Gradient roles come with server boosts I think
but u need nitro to boost righy
Prostitudes by the beach
šš
Idk if thatās legal but like
Esex
only staff and patreon people have these glowing roles
and whoever gets member of the month
prostitutes are filthy disease ridden stinky h03s
I mean yea
yet they make more bank than us
In game

We canāt get radiant roles but mods and admins can
They don't know anything. The real truth is that yes, boosts gets a SERVER the gradients. Here we reserve that to staff, member of the month and patreon members
rock writing the bible again
Yappachino over here

@lusty atlas this is you all over 
i hate prostitutes and women who sell their bodies but i guess they all sell themselves 1 way or another
WHAT

do you also hate men who do the same thing
or no?
Like jack doherty
No denying it so itās true
what the fuck 
That guy need to be shot
male prostitutes?hahaha how many men are prostitutes compared to women,most men get their income by work
Crazy
you're not answering the question 
@lusty atlas is 1 and prob a few more in the world
i would say its 5 to 95
sex work is also work 
?afk

@bitter apex I set your AFK:

found the soycvck
another 13 year old who hates women making more money than them
more like 1 to 100000
lmao i hate them because theyre degenerates exploiting lonely men not because they make more than me idiot
1000 is more accurate, i would say
calm down

i am calm its this femsoy goofy pissing me off
crashing out over women who use free will
pino hasnt flagged himself for pvp
š„
murder is also free will whats your point low iq
Ight bro chill
We got the point
word
i mean 
how are you defending an action by saying its free will are you braindead,murder,grape all bad things are free will
its time to wipe the cheeto fingers and turn the ipad off lad š
Everything is free will you canāt control it, so why care in my opninio
have a good day
u can disagree with the idea of prostitutes/sex work
doesnt give u the excuse to be obnoxious, i would say
Pino is right
lmao what an idiot
Thatās why heās sotm
pino hasnt flagged himself for pvp
mike 
im retired yes
wait, technically
bigsmoke has flagged himself for pvp
u have the right
if i were u, i would 
WHAT DID MOKE DO
Just look the deleted message logs
MIKE
simple
u say shit to someone = they have the right to say shit to u back
OMG
š£ļø
thatās wild
i have reached the point in this server where arguing with members have consequences beyond just a warn 
Aw muffin
what does that even mean
sure

But for money.. anything is possible
gtao is an m rated game, if u not know by now

Its not R rated?
m = mature
whats r?
They are in fact not disabled
above m, its ao (adult only) iirc
Did the car wash update released
Bruh, I can't do casino heist, every time I do it r*gives some glitch that ruins it for me šš
yess
Bro talking underwater
like, 6 hours ago
Itās my air pod šš
Yes theyāre not
Only cool kids get it
Is there other things in the update
You wonāt get it much longer
i wanted to forward the shit you said last night
Yours run out soon


some quality of life changes i would say
excluding the 3 businesses + 6 vehicles
NOO but me more patreon plz
Mhm ig you can keep it for as long as I keep my subscription active
You like voice messages so idm
Restricted
Do you recommend buying the car wash
Like itās fun to work on it ?
?afk gooning over pig 
@bitter apex I set your AFK: gooning over pig 
just dont expect to make a lot of money from it
for me, not bad
How much money you can get per week
from passive income, depends on how many businesses u own
fair i would say. atlho esrb doesnt have an r rating lol
I own shit only weed
Nothing else
Wait is that how it works
hench is AFK: gooning over pig
- 2 minutes ago
Hi mikey
YAY I love voice messages
hench is AFK: gooning over pig
- 2 minutes ago
only weed?
assuming the rate is $1500, then u will earn $1500 per 48 mins, passively
Wtf
What about washing cars
good thing is
its like the agency safe
u dont have to do missions to make it stable
Like this is so shit
bad thing is, u have to own a majority of the businesses
Oh good
But I like the idea of it
Itās too great
payout is shit, forget abt that
Ok I will not buy it
@gloomy warren might try to finish a trophy today
I think I will buy the mckenzie airfield
thats good news
Do you recommend that
500k per hour or two, by doing the mini heist thing, not bad
Since Iām poor
whats the budget?
700k but Iām grinding
get kosatka
do cayo
1 mil per hour or two
2 hours and 24 mins cooldown from each run
aka 3 days in game
since 24 hours in game = 48 mins
have u heard of the cluckin bell farm raid? i think its quite good for beginners
I donāt like it
i see
Yeah
But didnāt do it yet
Is it hard?
its basically a mini heist
u dont have to own a property, u dont have to become a ceo
500k per hour
u just have to visit the police station, if its ur first time, watch a cutscene
since ur a beginner, i would suggest to do the finale stealthly
Probably not 
i keep forgetting to count my money
I ended with this Last night
But a hour is a lot

Iām skilled in shooting and got a helper
Ikr
Any time spend on gta 5 in 2025 is a lot
I can't tell if it's possible
I'm not focused on 1 set
But I'm focused on all at once
u can easily find guides on yt
yeah...
either u make 500k per hour or 60k per hour, ur decision
Crazy
noway
WW3 about to start and dudes like yea let me numblessly grind gta 5 š
should i say it

Say what bud?
@bitter apex
hench is AFK: gooning over pig
- 15 minutes ago
Thanks friend
to be fair
why would u care abt something that doesnt affect u
good luck :D
I knew you are a good guy since the day I say hi to you
Mansions are coming to gta online in December š¤«š¤
wow
The new business is very profitable
if u have all of the businesses, yeah
20k ish passive income for doing pretty much nothing
Can make like 300k if you focus on money laundering and not the client contact mission. Those mission needs a buff. It takes long and pays 30k
30k if you own all when the small and medium warehouses
i see
I only get 28k because I have 5 big warehouse for the crate business
Just pointing out stupidity, thats all friend š¤
Currently tryna see if I can max out my klarna. WW3 is gonna make all currencies useless
mhm
Governments are gonna push that āOne Worldā bull shit so
I wonder if it's new mansions or existing mansion to buy? š¤ I only know 2 mansions on map. The Playboy mansion and the devin weston mansion?
The micheal mansion which I'm pretty sure you can't buy it
hmm
from the past, properties are basically buildings that are already exist in game
they just get rebranded, thats all
Yeah but there arent many mansion in game
I think they will make new ones like the casino
Some map changes
maybe a combination of both
new ones + already existing ones
i can see rockstar doing that
Hmm
i mean, we're still like 6 months away from this supposed dlc release
we barely know anything 
aside from some data miners
hench is AFK: gooning over pig
- 30 minutes ago
Me too fr
Not really no
hench is AFK: gooning over pig
- 31 minutes ago
Bruh Iām getting the urge to play Mario kart world but I have to wake up this morning
mario kart
Thinking you have 6 months above ground
Wario mart
im quite confident
my country is like that quiet outsider kid at school
Ah yes, you think innocent people donāt die everyday š¹
Like when America dropped that bomb on those poor Asians
Innocent people that stay out the way never die!
So true
my country doesnt get involved. until someone drags my country into this (somehow, someway), i wont care
its their war, not mine
What country?
indonesia
The Dutch screwed you guys over lmao but ok buddy š¹
how is that related to current day?
what yall talkin about
Chat, will USA intervene militarily against Iran by end of June? 
idk bro
but usa pmo
they make wars inside and outside their country
Hey man we donāt really talk about politics here
If you ask about glitches that give unfair advantages to you, that may be why
but they dont give unfair advantage
how does the wall glitch give unfair advantage when it literally gives u gold bars
normally u could not get gold solo
this glitch makes u able to get them, therefore its tehnically "unfair advantage". unfair advantage does not just mean unfair against players
Because youāre getting money from it solo
exactly
Or however you do it, itās not intended to be in the game
not a harmful glitch to other players
Oh you said it
lol
i dont see the problem in this economy
haha
Idk bro thatās the rules, I donāt make em
complain to TGG
Probably. Israel has powers deep inside America
i thought the rules said "only if it harms other players"
aint pingin for that
Someone said that something bad will happen in America where they will blame Iran.
Look at rule 1 in #šāall-server-info
Just like what they did with 9/11
All other glitches allowed. TGG himself added this rule, do not harass staff members because you were doing money glitches, they are only doing what they were told.
Yea not knowing when them nukes are dropping has me thinking a lot

So uh
I donāt wanna be a super strict rule this rule that
But not really supposed to talk about political stuff here
idc abt people's political opinions
just dont do it here

I identify as a Political talker
sybau gng ts is a gta online server
Other mods would probably warn you for even mentioning what you said
Just so you know
bruh
Weāre apart of the lgbtq. look it up
Fuck em bro
lol
These could be the last days.
They better not start WW3 before GTA 6 release
lol
Otherwise we storming Rockstar HQ
Rocket league is better
Man the new DLC looks like turbo ass
No wonder why they delayed it
Plus thereās Jews in high positions in take two
The DLC might be ass but the new engine improvements are nice
Oh the money laundering missing are only 35k . It's 70k because it's double money this week
That's a betrayal
Now it's not worth doing other than passive income
that would explain the performance improvements :D
Could you do me a favour and take a peek at #šāall-server-info because youāre kinda getting close to a few of them
they better not pollute the world again or these polar bears aint makin it to 2026 š
Polar bears are so cute
sadly about to go
Nooo
Wym engine
Hello
Yo
improving / testing RT features and other QoL stuff on the really old rage engine that GTA 5 is running on 
how do you get the new businesses
Hi hog 
they arent showing up on my foreclosures
Watch his new videos 
Go to lsia
ty
Talk to Martin Madrazzo
found it, ty guys
Youāre welcome
Bro did nothing
Switch 2 success acquired
Did you steal it
bro i have a second monitor right, and all i did was move my youtube tab back and forth the monitors and it got as hot as 88 C
190 fahrenheit
this is wild
i cant find my thermal paste smh may have to buy some
pretty much excessive heat can lead to further damage, kinda like not changing your car oil
if i dont reapply thermal paste itll over heat and mess it up
even on startup it can get up to 210 fahrenheit
thats horrible
I though that after you bought a 2k machine you wouldn't need to pay to maintain it

Everything needs maintenance
You got scammed on that pre applied thermal paste
What do you use to check cpu temp
tbh i have had it for a year now
At most a nice brush off from all the dust

im using msi center rn
The og dragon center used to be so good
i can just power off and it will cool down
tbh this was my first pc build i prob didnt do it right anyway
Idk nothing abt pcās but is it supposed to get even close to that
Or just stay at room temp or warm
Could cook a Tyson chicken nugget on that thing
that counts
New thermal paste
Also are your fans full of hair
Please shut up betch
Make sure theyāre spinning the right way
Just in case someone was abt to speak mandarin or some shit
you just neva know
only if im doing heavy loads like high end gaming and shit but nah with what i just have open its high
Mhm
Right
cleaned it out yesterday
im going to buy new paste
Cpus especially desktops shouldnāt go over 95
My laptop doesnāt go over 90 on high load
i know that
Ofc u want a load
Smh
Ofc
I like your banner

Ty Ty
He loved taking loads
Still does love it
LMFAO ššš
ABAT WAS THAT
Jew what was that
What'd i niss
THAT WAS WILD
Dogā¦
Fucking Jew smh
pig sent it to me
Nah you def had it saved
Not even shocked
he has like a weird obsession with it
Crazy fr
Who me? Nah
What was it š
U like it
Chihuahua
dog humping a pillow
š
šš
are you fucking kidding me
If course it'd from piggy
he sent another one
Ofc pig sent you that
LMAO
What did u send him
hench..
Yes
š
The dog
NAH
Lmfao
YaYALL
I mean
Nsfw warn smh
HUH
What
Why we talking abt jews
Cause fuck the Jews
oh did i?
LMFAO

Dawg what š
Nah bro
Idek what Iām saying tbf
Jew is a person twin
i think hench should get a warn

Wait no
I think you should shush
Don't shorten Jewelz to jew bro
Wrong one
We have for ages and will always
Everyone call him jew
It's been like that since 2021..
I think







