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From drunk people
Idk how to spell chiwawa
Prolly some shit like chiuoaoua
Idk
Chihuahua?
Chi HUAH HUAH
Bruh all the choices sound weird
you can start keeping me safe or smth
Ofc 
You when 1989 lol
š
šš¤£
when life gives you shit, you dont make lemonade.
you take it and throw it at someone
Put it in a bag, leave it on someone's front door, ring the bell and run like hell
Don't actually do that guys
Why not?
I mean its their problem from then
I had to say that for legal reason 
Forgot to light it on fire
no
open the bag
and throw it into the mailbox
Noooo š itās gonna be BAKING in there in the summer heat š
exactly
Imma keep a fire extinguisher by the front door now 
we already changed the idea š
Do you guys even get the point of the flaming bag..?
arson
So they step on it 
To put it out
a flaming bag
Ngl if that happened to me tho Iād just like
The hot Dookie is like soup at that point.
If someone did that to me Iād just let it burn or like
Kick it away

NO
KICK
KICK IT AWAY
š
I mean... š
Crazy
the question is, why would someone just put poo in a bag and then throw it infront of a doorā¦
I understand picking dog poo because thatās basically what a dog owner HAS to doā¦
but likeā¦
touching poo for a prank�
nah
Pre internet pranks.
those were the times life was okayā¦
Hard to believe such a time even existed right?
they did
before the internet did.
guys can u only get diamonds once or multiple times?
What's the update this week?
diamonds
yeah i mean can u get them only the guarenteed time or is there a chance to get them after too?
Then all week will be diamonds most likely.
like every single tiem u do it?
pretty sure
great i have a cash one already started i need to finish from like a year ago
and i js now learn on the last day
:sad:
you get them every time
shouldāve started before tho since itās been out since almost two weeks š
I hosted like 4 heists myself
i just figured it out bro š
Last time diamonds were around I just cancelled whatever I had going on at the arcade for the reroll.
u can do that?
Call lester
i only have the actual heiat left so ig not worth it now
I bought the arcade last week 
just for diamonds
first heist cash aggressive
double money on document forgery
Dlc tomorrow right?
Probably tomorrow's dlc drop
I just realized it says it's scheduled for the 17 at 3am
so, summer's around the corner
that means, there will be a new now album
i hope one or two sabrina carpenter tracks makes an aeeparance, maybe manchild š³

That's when the dlc drops.
download it now, so youāre prepared for the coming update
a new what album
me: downloads update ā5minsā
my friend: downloads update at the same exact time āestimated 1hā
u know
NOW That's What I Call Music! ?
??
u know what an album is?
I do know what an album is
imagine if that album consists of hit songs from various artists
thats what a now album is
No, please explain 
a ānowā album?
since i dont use spotify, thats my way to obtain hit music
I wont listen to it
Lol, used to be MTV top 50s and stuff like that
šš
I thought you didnt know what an album is
Now That's What I Call Music! (often shortened to NOW) is a series of various artists compilation albums released in the United Kingdom and Ireland by Sony Music and Universal Music (Universal/Sony Music) which began in 1983.
- wikipedia

NTWICM.
Take it or leave it.
they issue 3 albums per year
one during spring, one summer, and one winter
Thought it would be funny to have someone explain what an "album" is.
makes sense
its basically an album full of npc music
tf is NOW

my wifi is dying again.
I dont like hits and trends and stuff like that
I listen to what I like
:)
so u ocassionally listen to hits
I listen to hits when theyāre not trendy anymore
because listening to hits ruins the music for me
88% + iPhone.
My phone will last 4 more hours while being unused.
i listen to APT. 6 months after its initial release
dw, i can relate

I dont even know when that song released
u may dont want to listen to hit music
but they surely will find a way to make u listen to them
no matter what

Listening to hits is how you get cauliflower ear syndrome

Who did you piss off this time?
No one lol
Retired?
and I hate seeing stuff like that on like my fyp and stuff
with the music yk?
what happened
š®š³
whats with india
Fr
no I mean whats with india
also that smile emoji is cursed
now what the fresh hell is this
Nuh not itās my favorite
itās cursed because itās the āincredible world of gumballā kinda smile on a straight face
the eyes smile too yk?
Like Mr beast
now where did you get to mr beast
did I miss a reference?
the smile without smiling with the eyes
Ya
what I try to achieve when making fun of someone when I shouldnt.
- covering mouth
So they donāt see
oui
thats tokyo
Oh š
an emote on twitch
its called fat
whats twitch again
streamers' headquarters
incredibly horrible explaining

"eli5 twitch"
hehe okay babe, twitch is like this super cool place on the internet where people stream themselves playing video games, chatting, or doing random stuff like cooking or drawing (āæāāæā) itās basically a live show where u can watch ur fave gamers or creators do their thing, and u can chat with them and other fans in real-time! like, imagine me watching u play call of duty and fangirling in the chat while u clutch it~ (ā ā>ā ā½ ā<ā ā)
Hello
I never use twitch
i prefer kick
Unless itās like caseoh once a month
Tf is kick
Idk how people sit for hours, using chat and interacting with streamers
twitch's competitor
Ello
if chatgpt is twitch
grok is kick
People who type in twitch chat are not real people
Ong
How do streamers sit for hours interacting with random ass people??
Moneyš
sounds familiar
Not always tho
Wym not always
twitter's ai
It's a competitive field. You start by sitting for hours making nothing.
Ahuh ok
Still
99% of people prolly average 2 viewers a week
At least streamers actually do something, they play the game
if ur lucky, u become succesful
cough
"streamers actually do something"
I dont mean that broš
I mean they're the ones doing an activity
I prefer the small streams tho.
You actually get to talk to the person.
Do you actively watch the stream
Watchers do nothing
Ya ig
i like to watch asmongold, and emiru once in a while
Asmongold...
I donāt really wanna watch someone playing a game though
Yea
I like it better
yess 
Iām gonna shower
aka zackrawrr
Depends on the game.
Some single players are fun to watch. Just to see how hard they have it, or what they do different.
The guy with cockroaches in his room

i agree with his takes
I heard he doesnāt like shower or brush his teeth. One of the two
thats all that matters to me
Or both
protect the roach king
I heard some of his takes and they're atrocious š
Yep
such as?
I dont remember
I just remember he didnt make any sense
That happens when you don't listen tho.
If Iām gonna talk to someone Iād just go to TikTok live tbh
Twitch is so weird
He doesnt have much info about the topic and still makes a bad take
"he doesnt make any sense"
"i dont remember"
Also helps you forget what points you're trying to make.
Huh?
examples?
I'm not really listening to you, and so you don't really make sense.. 
I remember that his takes are bad.... but i dont remember his takes hows that hard to understand
i mean, if his takes are truly bad, shouldnt be hard to prove

"i think that guy is the murderer"
"how?"
"idk, i dont remember"
"what"
"i remember there are proves that point to him being the murderer, but i just dont remember lol"
Not what i said dude
Real easy to take things out of context when you miss the intro 
what u did not say?
I remember observing the trait about the person. But i dont remember what he did. I STILL KNOW HE HAS THIS TRAIT
where in the word does this make sense
Are we talking about statements or traits, cause They Are Not The Same.

English results: || F, please have a legal guardian sign ||

So I'm still confused..
Takes as in opinions? Video edits? Or were we just misusing the word trait the whole time...?


let me try to make this make sense
takes as in opinions, yeah pretty much
trait, im assuming
this person keeps saying bad takes = a trait that he has bad takes
Ahhhh
Well he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but that's what makes him so loveable
political views aside, i think asmongold is very entertaining
a couple of days ago, i watched him playing stellar blade
i had a fun time :D
He does gameplay, and reaction content right?
and I use reaction content loosely.
- political commentary
- reactions
- gaming
Aight Iām squeaky clean gng
any mosquito bites?
Not that I see no 
yay
Bro went swimming in the middle of the night. Dodged a bullet there
What's the fastest vehicle in the game?
In my opinion, the lada
What's that?
I think there's something in the pins in #šāgta-discussion
I'll check right now
vulcar warrener or smth
What
there's a car in gtao that looks quite similar to that
Anyone in Vic time zone looking for a another person to play GTA I am ok just want some help with Business stuff and heists
yepp
@flat karma

Hi chat

How are you all

How's you?

You headed to bed?



Who decides winner for event ?
- "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter
2.314B
congrats Sabrina Carpenter for making it to the top 100 :D
i knew this was bound to happen
before summer too, perfect timing
isnt that sweet? i guess so
Hey! Can some veteran guide me. I wanted to ask something
i think i can help
ight i sent there
hello
Hi

It's your fault
I literally have not been here for hours
Exactly
Cause you haven't been chatting
zzz
What happened to mod
Hey guys
someone knows why i cant find a full session ? I only get put in very small sessions and after sometime everyone in the lobby leave in the same time
no

Luck really
@jagged wraith after a solid 5 hours of a new playthrough, going back to previous locations. It popped on one i already did, pretty crazy but im glad its over
Dont get me wrong its a great game and i loved every second of it but 4 playthroughs in you kinda get numb š¦

Its a Monday afternoon
You are level 10+ 
dead shat
Where is my image perms then
you don't get image perms at level 10 lol
Wsup
nm, wbu
If you are a PS4 player and want to join a mafia DMS

Lmao
Anyone wanna grind casino diamonds here on Xbox
Hey @marsh summit, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#ālfg-info
Hi
Knew it
First year of developing GTA 6?
Damn. We got a ways to go
Congrats
Thanks:)
lol
Summer vacation?
You got internship or?
Nah not this year, hoping to find one next year though
For now Iām working at my university though so it works out
Same got Work too
Adulthood fr
Fair enough
man
I would say less than 24h. Voting is being done at the moment
hi
uncharted 3 gotta be the worst in the series
fym you gotta fight demon guards that have more hp
dumb ass game
LF1 cayo pink diamond 20% switch 2
Lol
Congrats
thanks angel, hows jc4 going/
uncharted 4 š„µ
me when they patched cayo gold bar glitch šš”
hi pino
hi hi
Vehicle stunts some in horrible locations
Dose anyone know for 100% complete GTA do i need to do all stunt jumps again i did them in online
you need 25 stuntjumps for the 100% checklist
For story mode?
Only 25?
yes
Yea 25 of them for the 100% checklist
Same with under the bridge
Ty
nah can u say it again cheers
What's it like, 8 knife flights?
How much 25 too?
thereabout i think
Yeah
If u need Help for some trophy in online can i count on u if u Are on PS4?
hi josh 
only came back to send myself guitar/bass tracks ive been working on
I quit gta a while back
Hii 
how u been tho jupiter
But u still here
hello josh
Hi stixz
oh damn , is that you on your pfp?
yup aha
Cause I can
honestly? better then ever
me playing at a gig too aha
If u say so
thats great man
@gloomy warren you see this 
you look older then me even tho you're like a year or 2 younger
how
how u been
damn congrats
Good you 
Is there a problem?
U saying I can't be here cause I don't play gta no more
So what 
I didnt say that
i think 99% of active people in this chat don't plauu gta anymore
ahah actual? if you told me that like 2 years ago id think youre bullshitting
ill open the game whenever theres nothing else i wanna play
but i always have my guitar/bass
I play it
in that picture i'd guess you're about 19
ahah no way š
anyways heres some of the files ive been trying to send
maybe 255 takes all together it took me to record all of this
except drums
in here or just in general?
in general
i tried sending the tracks somewhere in discord but its compressed asf and i dont trust it
plus takes fucking forever
great actually
metallica for sure
classic
theyre not as heavy as u think
been listening to more of their later work
shit actual slaps
they still make music?
yeah and still sell out whole stadiums and shit
this an old member reunion?
theyre actually coming to australia (couldnt get a ticket)
i'm not surprised lol
i honestly opened this app with the intention of sending myself guitar tracks to get on my phone
bit far for me haha
pretty much
to metallica?
shame
yeah
try and see if they're reselling
true but that shit sells out fast as fuck
I'm still tired after 9 hours of sleep
I spend yesterday watching races from 0:00 to 2:00, and then again from 10:00 tot 1:00 today
if you ever have time i highly recommend having a listen to the band Coluna , they havent got that many songs yet but the ones they do have fucking slap
how do you think I feel?
Tired
Le mans!!!
I had a test today too, so I'm done for
I did
name definitely rings a bell
started with le mans
then went to bore myself to death with watching F1 with my cousin
ive been listening to a lot of adelaide metal and that shit is fucking heavy as hell
then got a fun nascar race for the first half and and svg dominance win at the end
I passed the subject, just 3 more to go and I've passed the year
even got a few of my best friends and day ones putting out music there
Nice
ngl F1 is kinda getting boring
only the first few laps and sometimes the last laps are interesting
oh shit that reminds me i got two tests on saturday from my fuck ass tutors (i have no intention of starting to study)

the only, and I do mean only, bit of that last damn race that was fun was the lando bottle
you're welcome 
does anyone? lmao
yeah thanks for reminding me about a test im not studying for
it feels like it's been like this for the whole season
imma probably just make a cheat sheet the night before
true but id genuinely kinda study for a school test
that's why I switched to endurance racing and V8 supercars
fuck F1 nowadays
luckily ive only had 1 test this whole year
I study for everything
me is question
like, for a full month
bahrain and australia were the only somewhat memorable races this season
which is fucking sad
oh, I watched the supercar backup races for australia, so I considered that shit too
but that's cause I compared it to good racing
only took 20 minutes (my wifi keeps tweaking bro š )
supercars for some reason always has at least one good race during their weekends
mightve shown my first name but oh well
also @tidal plank, did you watch the mustang challenge at lemons?
yeah
he's from down under
indian
nah sadly not
Kazakhstan?
but yeah i do live in australia
had it quite busy that weekend
was happy to watch qualy tho
moms from new dehli, dad is from Trivandrum
interesting
greatest 45 min of racing I watched that weekend
and watched the last couple of hours on sunday
being ignored with my question š
how long?
pork 6 being on fire there
no hate but trivandrum would sound like a good name for a puzzle game lmao
45 minutes
what was the question?
doable
fair enough lol
it's worth the watch, such a good end
everyone almost being lapped apart from that david vs goliath porsche
I was so hoping for it to win
altough campbell was behind the wheel 
Campbell was also on fire
Ryan Reynolds ā¤ļø
vanthoor was doing god knows what tho
it better not disappoint then
the mustang challenge?
no that won't
I set an alarm for that race
(yes, I know I have a problem)
well tbh I saw the first of the two races by accident
then I decided that waking up at 8:00 for race 2 was worth it
couple of weeks ago i watched the gt challenge of monza (or whatever the fuck it's called) that shit was entertaining as well
didnt watch it from start to finish tho
that was a demo derby no?
yeah no thanks i like my sleep 
it was worth it, legit a good on track product
and that at le mans
send you the higlights in dm
holy smokes did I just see how
*cow
no I was like using the web app and when I need to use it for that then I'd reinstall
yeah believe it or not cow was mod again in the time you were gona
lmao surprised
you did
how long does one have to request their winnings if winning a giveaway or an event?
they get about a day to claim their prize
like jupiter said
Can anyone Help with backseat driver?
same bc my ps4 is broken
Hey, does anyone know if thereās a section dedicated to platinums? Cuz Iām trying to do all the events and obviously some of them, like parachuting is impossible to find people
nooooo
@lusty atlas wya 
Yo
Hi
@modest wigeon WHAT
Oi
You could use #š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
Or dm me and ill help you out later tonight
hi
What if he needs help in a hard game
Will you still be down to help
Hi server booster
Thanks
hii hru
Good wbu
hi server boster
im good too js got a new macbook
Hi chat
HIII
Can I hate on you or no
Hi babe
if u wanna
macbook hate will not be tolerated!!
U wasted ur money ur should have definitely gotten a windows everything is paid there hahaha u wasted money
I had a macbook air for 5 years and loved it
battery lasted all day
super light, I could text on it
it looked nice
i already have a pc plus i have a lot of apple shit so i dont need to buy anything new
MacBooks are decent machines itās moreso the company behind them that makes them bad
aple slander
Hello guys
Also in this day and age where everything is apple (unfortunately) it does integrate nicely with the ecosystem
Hi
Apple bad apple bad they steal your money
not stealing if youre willing to pay
Bleh so does every other company
i got more then enough to be fine with that
yesss thats a big part of it, having my airpods connect to whichever has audio playing is so nice
No you should be like sad and crying rn don't give me a reasonable adult answer that makes sense
lol
hurts to be broke
I'm not broke I only buy item that are 5$
YES
A whole 5 bucks bill
Ik you jealous rn
me only spending the big 100's
hi
hii
Broke
i needa
Erm
My wife
She like apples
whos apples
Me
Someone got it
umm
we heard you the first time little bro
thats just like our artifical crap
we have proper blocks of cheese and stuff
Mannn
I can only play for a bit
But sure
Iām trying to start a military crew. Any suggestions on how to start?
You can promote it in #šāgta-crew-promotions
Pretty sure you gotta be level 20 to acces it though
join vc
OKAY 
I have a suggestion
Don't
@modest wigeon
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@modest wigeon
Gyatt damn jolyne
REAL
down bada
@bitter apex I set your AFK: .
Jotaro is covered by the white snakes fluids
Hi I'm new in GTA 5 can anyone be my friend?
I have unlocked trevor and done the heist
Anyone
Are you in Xbox
yeah
This is my kingdom come
Ok thatās good
ya
yooo
wsg
youre back
just for few minutes
I did this morning:)
good š
Oil up
when is the new dlc dropping tommorow yall ?
am i the only one having rockstar server issues??
Does anyone have a khanjali w lcifford emblem
Yea everyone in my server js got kicked exept me
3am
Yo
what timezone ?
the jury sure does take a while
All prices for the 3 new businesses in the GTA Online: Money Fronts update. 4th one will be drip feed
Higgins Helitours: $900,000
Smoke On The Water: $850,000
Hands On Car Wash: $1,000,000
DRIP FEED: The 4th new business in the GTA Online: Money Fronts update drip feed called QuickiePharm.
This business will require you to complete medical supply deliveries to earn GTA$.
lets use common sense here
it still not allowed lol
Sooo????
why dont you test it?
I cant guarantee you not getting banned tho.
Your forgetting people donāt use common sense here
dark ppl allowed to say it in social interaction tho right?
digga was?
?afk 
@bitter apex I set your AFK: 
a dark person would call another dark person n word without getting offended
meanwhile if a white person says it it will be a different story
er sagt das es moralisch okay für schwarze wäre checkst schon
???
ich weiĆ aber was sollās
nutz englisch š
how bout sexual jokes?
sonst Ban š
i still donāt get how yāall get offended by the n word if a whites guy says it but not if yāall do
like itās double standard
canāt make a slur a slang ykwim
i know i know
Hi
If your friend calls you a dumbass ur not gonna care. If someone outside your friend group calls you a dumbass ur gonna be pissed off.
Hi soulless
hi tickler š
whats the moral of the story.
be nice to everyone⦠š
good point
karma will handle the rest.
Hru
What sour stuff?
those jelly thing thingies
Very nice
Do u got ocean view
Let me show you
30s walk from hotel
Sending now
I had red wine waiting for me in my room
Take the whole bottle to the beach
Itās gone
Bro drank it in 5 mins š
something like that
ig
Eat some green grapes. Theyāre healthier
I only like the red ones
They all taste good
also, lemons are also healthy
Whatās that supposed to mean?
lemons taste good too
Yea lemonade tastes good I know!
I got this thing of lemon juice I put in my water
Speaking of that
I have to get myself pure lemon shots
Why
do anyone know how i can participate in the 'car of the week' ???
Car of the week hasn't started yet
ok, do you know when it'll start?
After the current #1380872251510886401 ends
oh thanks
Why smh?
Fr 
Go to Athens
No thanks
Isnāt there like cool history there probably
Bruh i just accidentally flirted with a colleague
@gloomy warren progress update on stunts for the plat 
She hot?
She aint bad
that's amazng
Idfk
Pic?
Making decent progress
Im new dawg i aint got allat YET
š£ļøš£ļøš
emphasis on the YET

Tbf
u gonna get her man 
Oh shush it
Nah im not interested in her
Damn
Ok.. sorry hench
Im loyal to TGG
?afk hench said shush it 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: hench said shush it :peepo_bored:
?afk hench said shush it :peepo_bored:
Yeah nice one
Angel is AFK: hench said shush it :peepo_bored: - a few seconds ago
?afk 
@bitter apex I set your AFK: 
A
hench is AFK:
- a few seconds ago
Lol
Wanna play Gta?
i dont play gta
kinda busy rn lol
Lets play bo3
boycott hench
On the weekend perhaps?
Not interested in bo3
maybe
Ud play bo3 with jewelz but not with me
I see how it is
Petition to ban hench:
Wait what did I do this time
I only remember last time I bullied you
Not today
Tho
You can shut it and all betch
Ok I have cleared my schedule for the weekend
š
I wasn't gonna play bo3 with jewelz
He down bad to play with you š
i can play my hello kitty how about that
?!
Sure
Is it free?
Ofc u want to play that
They had a sale last week it was free but now its $42.95
@naive pivot seems like nothing now does it?
Ah I don't have that much on me currently
Imma save up then
Wdym?
Herro
@unreal echo
Bro is still typing with one hand
oh hey
Ok so hello kitty is multiplayer?
getting a 3% pay bump at work
So i u are being paid 500 a month
500Ć3 = 1500
1500Ć·100 = 15
500+15 = 515
15 dollars more
500 a month fml
You couldāve just done 500 * 1.03
i'd make about 50 more bucks monthly which doesn't seem like a lot but it adds up
Thatās more than I make 
Stargazing is nice
after gas about the same here lol
Okay guys I have a huge huge fkn problem with gta, I was driving around and like a guy just started following me and threw sticky bombs at me, I say aight lets fight, this bitch has the most modded car known to man, F1 wheels, can't even fucking blow up, it's like that car from Vice city, and this bitch does NOT stop, I get into my toreador and he js doesn't stop, I get into my sparrow and this mf just follows me in his car, rockstar can patch the mask and hat glitch but not godmode and godmode cars
Genius

I hate this shit
anyone want to join me in gta to make money?
friends only lobby? 
Hey @quiet iron, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
Happens all the time bro
are we gonna get an update week vid tonight?
Maybe






