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his pfp is a 144p version of the actual support staff lol
did she fall for it
Almost
Why does danza kuduro go so hard
Haven't heard it in year's
does anyone know a good and fast way to reach max strength and stealth in gta online
idk good ways
go into stealth mode and spon in circles. even tho stealth is almost useless as no matter what your level in stealth is you can still do everything normaly
pk thank you do u know about strength
ok*
Hi

Genuine question, Does anyone actually answer unknown phone calls?
Unless Iβm expecting a call or its from the town i live in i let it go to voicemail
Iβm more scared of it being something serious like the government, insurance or some business representative than it being some creep.
when doing the prison break heist, agent 14 once said "As long as they think you're an inmate and a guard, they shouldn't raise the alarm. I said shouldn't.". and what happens after that? the alarm is always raised no matter what
if the government has your number they probably have your address π
just because they have it, doesnt mean that they know

They have everyoneβs address π
so why not answeer
if they are calling about something important, not answering is just delaying the inevitable
Shit can go to voicemail
I can read voicemail while theyre speaking and then pick up if its something important
If they donβt leave a voicemail then its not a professional whoβs calling
time to see if the lobster who was in the bathroom 8 hours earlier is still there or not
seems that he has despawned
Currently screaming at this fucking game
Good
haii
roommates been using the bathroom without any concerns whatsoever
Nice 

what
yes?
what u tb
around 10pm last night
when i went to the bathroom, there was a lobster
liquid glass
Liquid ass
the what in the where?
So diarrhoea?
Hi guysssss
Diarrhea
Ok
Shittin after eating chipotle hot sauce ππ₯

yep
big booba w
Hey
Tmi buddy
Also you dont eat sauce
You're drinking it if you're having it by itself
based
this server doesnt really allow this kind of convo, so
unless u mind speaking off the floor, i wont continue lol
Nah let me stop tho and delete it
Donβt punish me in any way I am here for mostly looking for people to do heists with.
dont worry lol
My heart dropped when I saw that symbol next to ur name I thought I was done for
Nah seriously
Meanwhile the ps5 winner:
Yay
Wdym
Idk I'm tired
spillspillspill
No
So basically had a criminal on our hands
Needed to call another back up police cus he was getting out of hand
Yes
did they have to like detain him cuff him and stuff while you treated
Yeah he was cuffed the whole time
Then another criminal came in right after him π
what were his injuries
He didn't have any severe injuries that we could see but he may have injured his head
He was drunk driving but luckily no major injuries
did he crash
crash out
Yeah he did
h twnikle
Like 6 or 7
hes a special case
Fr
Oh my goodness
I thought I could finish early bro π
We get back to the ambulance hub and we get sent out on another job

is the ps5 winner a case of a hoes mad situation
Lol nvm we got stood down
back to work
π π
hi
omg hi
hi twin
um

what does your name mean
Looking for friends to play GTA Enhanced on PC with
kpop artist
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#π»γ’cayo-lfg-pc
#π»γ’casino-lfg-pc
#π»γ’doomsday-lfg-pc
#π»γ’apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#π»γ’businesses-lfg-pc
#π»γ’other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#βlfg-info
Thank you, sorry Iβm new to discord.
All good man, welcome to the server!!
welcome!!
Thank you!
glazing
My car disappear from my garage Banshee gt full hsw modified please help me
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Dam
Dam
DAM

I'm getting it close to 100%
But won't do it
Hoover dam?
yeah but agent 14 is a dumbass

wheerre trailler mann
should doesnt mean "it will happen"
should means "it may happen, may not"
i should leak classified military documents
go ahead 
doesnt matter the outcome, that sentence is correct
What
what do u think "should" means?
Gimme
it means to do something
to initiate a situation in which you are fulfilling something.
or smth like that

Guess what
performing an action
what
Chicken butt
Wrong app
I dont
I dont like those tiny balls when drinking something
I cant drink smth or eat something lowkey liquid while thereβs smth solid in there.
me too
βDo you think β¦β is not performing an action
Thinking actually takes more energy than working out π€
yes it is
the action = thinking
Free?
Makes sense it would be a complicated concept to wrap your head around if you don't do it 
"do you think that gta v is a good game?"
im asking someone if they perform the thinking that gta v is a good game (in simple terms, do they agree or not)
Letβs ask chat gpt 
do
- perform (an action, the precise nature of which is often unspecified).
- Oxford
Iβm going to sleep
sleep well
Ty twin
Gn don't fart the bed now
Careful for Carrots 
Careful of duub
That too
Hi

How is everybodyβs day
helo
we have a massive storage situation
Why
efficiency
Yes
Aint no way you put the odds i calculated in your name without credit
any1 down to help me with merge glitch
Uhmmm what the sigma
Yes I did
Yea i said I did

hi

What?
Why?
.


havenβt been here in ages
Wild 
yo
Captain Rex of the 501st legion of the Grand Army of the Republic?
Itβs time to play the final games. Squid Game 3 premieres June 27, only on Netflix.
From Season 1 to Season 3, Gi-hunβs been fighting until the very end. Will he beat the deadly Squid Game? Or will the Front Man continue to be one step ahead?
More info on Squid Game Season 3:
A failed rebellion, the death of a friend, and a secret bet...
who want to know
Hop on mindseye
rdr1 or rdr2?
Both are installed atm
I played thru 1 before but 2 I never played
except the first hour
im currently doing rdr2 online
I tried red dead online but it was dead asf
on Xbox at least
Maybe it's better on desktop
90% of the time when on rdr2 online i forget im in a public sess
does anyone have a sandking xl truck with f1 wheels
any1 wanna help me with a merge glitch
Vegemite without butter is better
Kshsjsjjddhsj
hi guys i wanna ask if i did the humane labs heist as a crew member will i get the hydra discount
No it's leader only
Never even seen it to begin with
yup it will
Question Time!
Is there like a cooldown or a max on how many cars you can steal from other people for the Vehicle Cargo warehouse?
nope
Anyone know if tgg has any plans for streaming gta online?
Probably dlc day
Yh thought abt that
Why are you stealing the cars from other people?
Ik he will stream dlc day but any other streams?
Maybe a day before
Just asking so ik when to be awake cuz dif time zone
Ok thanks mate
I am just assuming
Yh
Whatβs the new dlc about
Money fromts
Buying a car wash to launder money
Tgg made a vid along with sub for tacos
Not just car wash smoke on the water and helitours
Aswell
I'm not. I'm helping a friend get the 25 million for the career, so stealing cars and then giving them to him
Fair enough
Sooooβ¦.Where are yall from
Im from the uk personally
Its fine if you dont wanna answer
a lot talk, no work
wanna help me sell my bunker? xd
hmm
Sorry cant not with my ps rn
Came from the womb
Lol
Maybe later whats ur psn?
Iβll text you later then ig
Ok
looking
How to check the password for a pdf file?
password cracking?
No
Its my own file
I am trying to upload it on crypto exchange
For verification
It keeps asking me for a password
oh
do u still remember the password?
pretty sure u cant iirc. same with creating a password protected .zip archive
thats... confusing
i am not sure why its password protected
i have already uploaded that same file on another crypto exchange
so
u uploaded the pdf, u downloaded the pdf, and now it asks u for a password?
do u still have a copy of the pdf before it got uploaded?
i have one copy and the original pdf with me
i mean, it doesnt make sense if the pdf locks by itself locally
unless there were some interferences by someone
it says "this file is password protected"
if ur confident that the original pdf isnt password protected, but somehow the exhange mistakes it as one, then its on them imo
again, pdfs dont just get password protected by itself unless there some tampering within
if it wasnt u, then its someone else... a virus perhaps
never heard of that kind of malware before tbh lol
but i can still open the pdf
but the exchange says that its "password protected", somehow
right?
interesting
again, i think theres something wrong in their back end
if the website has a system that checks for file extensions, yeah
they already mentioned they wont accept screenshots but whatever
Have you tried googling the error
Or why thereβs a password
wdym?
nope
ah would u believe it
they accepted my screenshot
π
apparently. there's another way to make the tailgater spawn
without fooligan jobs
time to see if that's the case or not
why its not working with the fooligan method?
anyone wanna join the vc
Monke
its not because its not working
its because.. i dont have dax's number to begin with lol
π
just get from lscm at this point
too lazy lol
hey guys how do i get the tags from this server like for example : "cop killer" or smth like that ?
thank you so much
Hello π
Lol
It does
Wait till u know they decreased the value of all primary targets except the pink diamond
ππππ
What's the best heist now then
so thats why that pink stuff id so expensive
Wait till u know solo cooldown is 2 hrs 24 mins
cayo followed by casino
So there's no good hiests
Casino is arguably better than cayo
Casino needs multiple people tho
in gameplay yeah but in money wise no
Since cluck n bell 
How come?
How much does cluck n bell pay
well you can only earn real cash with diamonds tbh cash is trash and the setups take forever to earn max 2 mil without diamonds
500k
Casino artwork payout on hard mode 85% cut
Is 1.7+mil with elite
With gold it goes all the way at 2mil
How should I make money then
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I need the equipment upgrade on the math lab
U don't make 2m with cayo either
But with casino u do
invest in better calculators 
yeah but its faster to earn like 1.7 in like 8 mins
imo at least
im not saying that the casino is bad just feels like it takes longer
But it's very rare to make 1.7 in cayo nowadays
π€£π€£
Its always tequila after tequila
well if you got the coke with gold and maybe the teq i think you can take up to 1.7
with 2 people of course
but hey i enjoy the gameplay more than cayo and music wise as well
standard two player cayo.
well i always get cash with my luck
in casino
Casino preps are annoying
Losing cops all the time
I sometimes have to use bribe authorities and what not
How do I run the nightclub
Rip
Are you serious?
A nightclub cannot run
It doesn't have legs
π«©
put only one on southamerican
should help
uhh?
Yes do the MC businesses.
to make some cash
i mean yeah but not if you are short on money
if thats his situation rn
Yeah fs but i thought you didn't had the 100k ?
Should I sell my nightclub stock it's at 200k
I just don't play minecraft anymore 
I have 470k
@empty ocean ?
Is #πβgta-discussion locked or something?..
but i dont know if you have all the mc
No why
I have coca cola meth and cash but only upgrades on coca cola
well than you are better of with just the nighclub safe ig but you can sell it ig for some extra cash
and buy more mc with that
or repeat cayo 
I'm prolly lagging or something.. This is gonna come in out of context later I guess 
works fine for me


also since when did coke became coca cola ?
oh
nvm
damn
Cocaine is called "Coca-Cola" by YouTubers because of YouTube censorship it seems.
if only i got the voucher that let me reroll boss blind
yeah i realized
I got 260k
from the sale ?
Yeah
nice
well you get more money so yah
hi
Ah gotta love rocket league team8s
They are the most restarted people i have seen in my life
No game awareness at all
Ball chasing all the time
Engaging in every single play no matter what
We were fucking winning 2-0
Then these rats decided to give 3 goals
Gave a fucking own goal when we were 3-2 up at 2 seconds remaining
And then not hard to guess what happened in over time
These lizards were nowhere to be seen at defense and we lost
monetization purposes, yep
i am a beginner in gta online I needed some advice
i have 1.3 mil currently
i have the submarine and the heli that comes with that
should i get the terrobyte?
u have any businesses?
gunrunner only
i bought the free mage bank tho
oh, starter pack user, i see
so do i buy the warehouse for that business or terrobyte?
yea people focus on flip resets too much instead of defense it sucks
or save for something else?
cayo makes the most amount of money per hour
yeah ik
so, do like 5 cayo, and u should be able to get the terrorbyte
i am spamming cayo and clucking bell
personally, ive never really used my terrorbyte, and i own all businesses
if ur serious abt import export/crates, go ahead i suppose
ic
mc businesses as well
i just heard the cc's say its a must thats why i was asking
so it isnt that needed huh
nightclub will only become profitable when u have all businesses
its a must if u own all businesses, yeah
beginners? not so much imo
so what should i do for now?
everytime i do it fails or else they leave
not a good impression on heist
Man it sucks being the first at the pub
do you have kosatka ?
if i were u
keep grinding cayo/cluckin bell, get the terrorbyte when u have enough money. while ur businesses are producing, do cayo/cluckin bell
yeah with sparrow
yes he does
well grind that ig
also what could help you can type something like : "anyone looking for help just dm" to the heist section
and people will text you
i can buy terrorbyte now tho
dont get the terrorbyte until u have all of the businesses
because the terrorbyte is basically just a front end for all of them
true
alrighty thanks yall!!
if u have the terrorbyte but not the businesses, congrats
its effectively a piece of brick
yeah well the cayo and nightclub in the back (passive) is a good combo
but not if you don't have the mc of course
while ur nightclub is producing, do heists
ic
anyway should i get a kuroma? i have duke o death and i bought zentoro with the beginner money(didn't know)
kuruma is essential
even for veterans
get rocket league
duke o death is uhh
okay i g
oh alright then i am buying that with the 1.4 mil
the only car in the entire game where the windows are basically bullet proof
its a 4 seater too, perfect for 4 player jobs
and how do i get the trade price?
i always use the kuruma when doing setups for cluckin bell
complete the fleeca job
its a two man job
ok
pretty sure u dont have to be the leader
so, u can rely on invites from randoms
alrighty
its easier to complete the heist then to ruin it
Me after charles gets chinned in the 3rd round by illia
david goggles
Who
HI HENCH
@bitter apex he is calling u
hench is AFK: AFK - 17 hours ago
Hi chat
heyyy
wow ref
I WANNA DO THAT
I needa poo
How tf did u send a voice memo
Patreon lol
Hi uhh guys do any of yall know why i got kicked from tggs rockstar games crew? I did nothing wrong
pretty sure they kick members periodically so others can also be given a chance
Oh ok
and i totally understand that
its nothing personal, dw
Ik
not quite sure
let me think
have funn :D
unless they implement a cooldown of some sort, feel free to give it a shot
dont hold ur breath tho
This is crazyyyyy
Just scroll up like 15s to his voice note
False
I was hacked
ππ
They got me
it was his dog guys
Mhm
Oh yeah I heard it was pig that hacked him trust
you can try joining again
This means?
u talk to much
shush
Thanks Meow guy
Youβre welcome Michael
Now can u meow for me?
Ehrmantraut shush π
π
Thanks
crazzzy
no what is that

By accident
i'll touch you
π π
voicecrack
Such a sexy deep voice π
Send more @lusty atlas
Gonna need it for tonight
Wanna see my buick?
ig
ig?
fr
you want to touch a 15y old
bark for me
CRAZZZY
I guess
get this guy out of here
Ikr
nuh uh
nah
Who is 15 
β οΈ
youre 19 shut up
me and you want to touch me
crazy
discord underage?
.
in some countries itβs 16+
.
right
19? Your life is over

im 20 5 weeks today
Your life is over twin
doesnt exclude the fact that its 13+ in a majority of places
HOW
@grim bobcat do u wanna see my buick?
i acknowledge that when i was 5
i want voice message perms
pateaon
thats bs
capitalism wins
lol
did they make dj role do something again
not that i'm aware of
nope
thatβs why Communism
when something bad happens, its because of capitalism
i swear 
communism is the way to go..
but not for a long time
cooked
i mean
it used to
fuck humans atp 
fuck everyone
Guys how fix 
100% of worldβs problems are human made.
i hate everyone 
Woah woah woah 
It has no hitbox 
I love you too 
Hey?
woah, 100%?
thats a bold claim
no matter if black, white, broke, richβ¦
I hate everyone.
based
I bought the faction specially
Do u wanna see it?
@high hound fix my game
What game
The fucking thing I need to destroy won't blow up

why always point gun
And I can't even shoot it 
just more like a proposition
apparently pizza is more luxurious than steak
do u agree 

@jagged wraith go fuck yourself stop reaction betch
Ok bb sorry
I remove vote

β οΈ
Then i break up with u and im not fixing ur game
is go fuck yourself just a synonym for jorkin
well in my town its almost 10 euros for pizza and like 8 for steak so kinda
Who put pancake in there alone
tamado
What!?
Someone ban dex
Yes

Then ill send what u said to hench
idk but i tell everyone to go fuck themselfs a lot

No no please
imagine if mcdonalds have dinosaur nuggies in the menu
Ily 
U sure?
That's between us
Ok fine

welp, i do that ocassionally
peak
if u tell I'm blocking u
Touching yourself is crazy
Cause you know I've blocked u before 
itβs justβ¦ nuggetsβ¦?
grow upβ¦ π
U did?
I've blocked over 750 ppl in the years
Wow
as if 90% of the population dont do that every single day lol
U got me blocked from him
Yea I have 
idk i been blocked by a lot of people in the past lost track
Sounds gay asf
I only blocked hench once and thats it, never blocked anyone else lmao
I lost track of the 750+ I've blocked
wha
when tf did u block me
When you blocked me for the reason we wanna forget
whats that again

oh was going to say
thought i blocked you then
not other way around
Do u wanna know?
Afterall its never a solid friendship if we never blocked each other for the dumbest reasons lmao

Ban anyone but pickle
was prob the dumbest thing i done in a while
Waddddda do
Lmao
Not loving me enough 
Ban angel
U a legendary member here gang
ban noone except pickle
No, we can talk about this actually
React if u agree
deport from the server or from discord as a whole
?help ban @jagged wraith
Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
I totally agree
We can ban mike
Help
ban both of you
No no
to be fair
we can ban everyone
Mike
Checking my messages after blocking me is crazy
nuh uh
oh shit

angel has roached out on mike
Never clicked on his dumbass blocked message
wait he still has you blocked π
Yes
I will do whatever u want to get that rat banned
It's 1 blocked message
valid
me: time to block this person so i can ignore them
my entire chat: blocked messages

fr
Petition to ban angel
1/166k members
Can't get me for shit unless u got enough to get 8 points on me 
And you don't have any valid server cause 
spit her man
the best
i do
u gave me death threats in my dream trust that worth a ban
The day angel gets banned will be one of the best days of my life
I never would
π
thats a bold claim
how has this turned into 2 people that got each other blocked arguing to each other
π
Yup I was there
I can vouch
Hey pino
hey angel
Damn i thought oscar guzman missions are gonna be fun and they were till the last one
Can you ban mike
20 bucks
yess


Bet
last night i was making death threats to the lobster inside my bathroom
"i hope he dies lol"
@gloomy warren can u ban angel?
How do I join TGG crew ??
Cashapp or PayPal
say ong?? i'd pay
20 bucks too
or a $20 psn giftcard
fr
Is that how easy it is to bribe here?
No wonder @bitter apex won
I got the money lmao
?tag tggcrew
Click the below link to join tgg's crew. Keep in mind you need to be on ps5 with a public social club profile to be accepted and that the crew is full most of the time
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/tggs_gorilla_gang/wall

we bribing mods
a 12 month $4.99 of sub to any creator
how abt that
back in the day you could take jokes 
I give myself veto perm so i refuse this order
Henchy ily 
who doesn't have 20 bucks tbf
@gloomy warren send me paypal or iban
I am down
ong

He's a softie now

me when I'm broke
bring back bantering
I forgot to add /s
fair
I'm currently on JC4 
im currently losing my mind over collectibles without a guide
still
never playing a game on release again
You got this
Praying to God everyday that angel gets banned π

Just search every nook and cranny
if bro hates me that bad just leave 
Will give u 20 bucks as well if that happens
just play the game when its no longer trending
yeah i am, but its fnaf so there's some dumb locations and "puzzles"
Yeah.
i love fnaf 
i would not survive without spoilers
five nights at chipotle
definitely
Is it bad I haven't used a single guide yet?
For the 251 locations
I might be fucked when I do π
i think as long as you're managing it without a guide you'll be fine
I'm not tryna ruin your fun
I'm over 170 I wanna say?
Hey buddy
unless you can miss things
But cook me burgers with cheese
Nothin missable
170? /251
Idk
Definitely over 125
wow i don't even get a hi from you anymore you changed fr
hello
251 
You havenβt sent a message in like 4 minutes so no
you havnt said hi to me in over a week
Oh please Im begging you gene
π
hamburger
Yeah
Gotta complete all 251 locations aswell btw 
Cause I can't rely on Louise no she's too mean
And I don't care about pesto no I'm not green
ok lol
All the stunts in each location
time to do the dishes at 12am
If you see me out in quahog say hi if you meet me at the clam I'm a talkative guy
@gloomy warren gl ima go grind jc4 
good luck to you too 
Maybe we'll talk over the beer and remember the time
i got a 3 hour sleep from 3.30 to 6.30
?AFK jc4 cause trophy 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: jc4 cause trophy 
no reason to take another one for the night
Cuz you know even at my Lois um a family guy
Yeah a lot of white boys do impressions of me and you always see my clips in your fyp
But the algorithms always trying to censor me they are even worse than the fellas at the fcc
ok
Next day um walking to moes choked the boy it's my fault
alright bro
My life was comedy gold but now it just getting old
can I have a zusammenfassung
(I forgot the word)
the what
zusammenfassung
The zusammenfassumg bro
translator says summary
you need a summary of what
of what happened
let me see
Of the zusammenfassumg
z us am men f ass ung
summary = zusammenfassung
no way thats an entry in the dictionary
Zusammenfassung is german π






