#💬┃gorilla-chat
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holy shit lmao
There appears to be a massive outage going on...
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wheres this from
well im not updating my discord for now then
Some tech guy
i never update it i just leave the green download sign there
i feel like alot of those are lies my google maps and snap work fine
yea I see rocket league it down
damn so the entire world got hit
So in short, everything is broken

It’s entirely possible some work for some people but not others
lol
It is
this is wild
Yeah pretty much
YouTube it
pancake bot!
wait youre smart
i'm pissed
Everything on downdetector has a sharp increase of reports
out of everyone that could of got it he won it
no that's so rigged
how
WW3 is upon us /s
where is Piggy?
someone disconnected pancake
well it wasn't me this time
Only do it to pickle
Anyone wanna play Grand RP?
fduck I wont have music for my drive to work
haha
justified
deserved
cunt
im in loveeee
This outage must be some shit
is it a drugggg
Half of my existence in this server is to shit post
bruh If only I had better SSD... I could play Enhanced and Rust at the same time
thats a ram issue
it's not RAM, I have GTA playing HDD which is exactly what I don't need if I want to play Enhanced
SSD is only thing I am missing
And the worst part is that I rlly rlly want to get a new SSD but my laptop might not be compatible with 1TB or 500GB storage
Yup
L discord
Most new laptop can, I put a 2tb 990 pro in mine with a 1tb
im sleepy
hi sleepy im dad
Fry cook
Hush
Thinking about someone
keep flipping fries boy
😭
Ok

Gotta go to work in 3 minutes
lol
What exactly are you thinking about
You
Who’s that
pig has some sort of disease that he dosnt like to discuss
Misinformation (2)
Shut up
just denied making an announcement on it
?afk bench
@lusty atlas I set your AFK: bench
BigFatHog is AFK: bench - a few seconds ago
@gloomy warren stop catching up in plats, I'm only 4 ahead rn 😭
Honey, I got one plat so far.
And that one‘s in Astro‘s Playroom 😭
@cunning void 
💀
it'll slow down dw, gotta do funko fusion still and the new fnaf game that's releasing tomorrow 

Good
I gotta catch up
I'm only 9/34 trophy's In on JC4
you're ahead wdym catch up 
No ur doin plats faster then I am 💀
to be fair the 2 i did today was clean up
mk11 i had 2 trophies popped or smth and fnaf hw 2 had like 10 left to do
Oh

I could speedrun some plats
I've got a few lined up 
1 off.. 1 off.. 4 off.. 

Perchance
but I'm lazy
And I've got a few 5 and 6 off
y‘all buying new games every 3 days or smth? 😭
so how are you platting games?
when I have the extra ill buy ps+ monthly.
I let my ps+ end every once and awhile to clear up disc backlog 
and you got both a ps3 and a ps4?
I do have the money for ps+ for the year, but I'm getting a ps5 instead 
Yes.
Currently still saving.
and you‘re now going for ps3/ps4/ps5 combo?
Mhm 
gonna have all 3 generations with trophy's 
I dont even have space for both my ps4 and my ps5 😭
tbh same
I've got stuff on my nightstand and a little train thing I'm NOT getting rid of.
I dont even have a monitor or smth 😭
I have a tv lol
Need to buy a better stand for my consoles
I dont use the tv
I stream it on my ipad 😭🙏
Any indians here? I feel bad for y'all
Dear India, My heart goes out to you
condolences to the deceased
Oop
I‘m living rich life ik
then don't?
Lol I'm back in McDonald's
bring me a coke
No I got it for myself
:(
I think ps vita has plats too
oi, you ain't mod anymore
you're ch
you eat healthy now
I wouldn't be surprised if the mac dumps that into a fryer too
oh no doubt
hey zealy how've you been
Jokes on you I got large fries
i want some
I don't lmao
I've been okay wbu
Are the outages over? I didnt experience any problems
fatty
No u
no u
I'm skinny so fuck off
tbf pig is fat for working at maccas
food
I love food
Lol yesterday we went to McDonald's
First time going there while working
Very fun
food is the best
Yeah
I forgot abt that
rare af aswell 

It's to damn expensive if it ain't got nothing
One had a crack right in the corner 
"It works good" 
Who else is buying or bought a console just for GTA 6? 
I already have a ps5 but I would wait lol
I bought a PS5…
because my PS4‘s disc reader is broken because the PS4 got mistaken as a Piggy Bank by someone young who had access to it.
unless you really want to play it on launch to avoid spoilers or something
I'm buying a ps5 cause my ps4 is getting old 
How old is the PS4 now anyway? 🤣
uh
I don't remember
I've had my ps4 for a few years
Old as gta 5 more less damn
not everyone is rich
Brother doesn't want freedom 
or maybe he doesn't have the money
Hello cuties
Remember how I said it’s rigged this is evidence that proves it
Yo
Oil up bro
Same thing but human
Bend over bae
Right 
how check how old account is in server
What
just click on there profile in server like this
Heyyy
really not that hard to understand smh
Guess what
chicken butt
NOOOOO
You ruined my joke
womp womp
what time does your store close lol
7pm and it’s like a 30 minute drive
and my ride gets here in like 20 mins
that's early tbf
just get your own ride init
get a hold of this guy
He said how check how
Completely not understandable
My brain didn’t read the 1st how tbf
anyone tryna run the CP heist
..
Careful with your choice of words lol
I mean the acronym of cayo perico is unfortunately "CP"
Bru, I do the CP heist all the time wym?
yup
anyways
Ain't no one CP heist like me
In fact, I'm about to CP heist your mom
Sorry, just got off work and sparked a J so im to happy rn
So its x4 on special cargo if you have GTA+ right?
But still
It's weird af
😭 fr
Am i getting old if im reading books for fun
unc
Herro
Books are fun
Book im reading right now just delivered
So far its quite fun
Its called Weep: the irish epidemic
you're gonna have to read for your study (if they don't change it), so better get used to it
City Wok
dw tho, it's not that you're forced to read those stupid dutch books from high school
can be anything
hi
fuck off
<@&1196463625330769980> ok
you don't have the ping the role dumbass
hi
lol
which one do I now have?
Bro wants all roles and assigns them without asking
I used to have them all
I don't have the SOTM cause I respect pino, xbox roles and those scammer roles
I mean you can do whatever since you're the dictator here
but other than that I have the lot
just doesn't hit the same as #🚔┃gta-discussion 
What’s it about

🇺🇸
?afk
@bitter apex I set your AFK: AFK
Hell nah
hench is AFK: AFK - a few seconds ago
Hi
Hi baby boy
hi
Crazy
No
me
Lol
lol
ITS COMING ITS COMING ITS COMING
real???
bananas
Of course you're... actually nvm
Hello
Hi Al 
HI DEX
Yoooooo how is it going 
Like usual
Busy with work and wedding preps
Wbu
howdy
Sup
Oh nice!
Same situation lmao
Lol i cant
Sad life
Where are you at
Nice
Real
Enjoy it
Will do, thx 

i'd potentially be down to vc
@near patrol tho here is a candidate that can vc 
Lol I can't no more
My crew is back
😭
Hello brother
Ah dang
😭
Unfortunate
this is so sad alexa play farting compilation #43
mhm
No
Hii
FatHog you mean?
I’m uh
Big and Fat Hog*
Bulking
Ask him when was the last time he showered
@lusty atlas when?
I call cap
No im not stinky
I smell cap
Had it again today I loved it
good point
What time is it rn
my mom used to work nights at the hospital, 7 pm to 7 am
So you had 2 in a day?
Better than staying in bed in this hot weather fighting 3 mosquitoes and your willing to sleep 😭
I'm doing half 5 to half 5 this week and next week
There was nothing else to eat ok
Lol I tried to sleep in the ambulance and I couldn't sleep 😭
Hey redeemedgalaxy
I can literally walk home from my current location
what do you do for work again
SURE
Ambulance
You just wanted that disgusting sandwich
Im fighting mosquitoes cuz i had enough of them biting me 😭
HI
Paramedic
LMAO
I hate them
Capture them and torture them
got any crazy stories
Ever heard of bug spray
Ever had a quiet shift?
atleast we got two decent giveaway winners
Well its summer and im in north africa, its bad 😭
Well I had an aggressive drunk guy and a dead patient today
Quite the night ngl
Oh wait there is one in the kitchen
Dayum
Nope
Thx pig
Is it traumatic to see lots of dead patients
oof so you get to see the worst of humanity for a living. mad props to you 🙏
I guess so
Wtf
I guess you don’t really have a connection to them right
I guess that makes for a best paramedic
Obviously showed sympathy to the patients family
Not really no
Yeah ig so
i thought about signing up to be a cop for a while but i don't think i'd have the guts to see people at their worst
Omg what’s that like telling the family that.. must be horrible
Fr
Sometimes wanna be a cop
So they found him in the bathtub and well they knew as soon as they saw him
i heard horror stories about the higher ups in policing that will not have your back even if you're in the wrong
They called us and when we got there they were like "he's dead"
Holy
What killed him?
Sounds fun
Natural cause of death?
Sounds like self initiated
sometimes in the heat of the moment you may not feel something but eventually it'll build up so just watch out for that
Maybe a heart attack
True
Cus his family last saw him over 24 hours ago and he lives alone
Will do
Well that took a dark turn
Yeahhh
Damn
All the paramedics here have a dark humour so 
also don't hesitate to reach out to myself or anyone else in this chat if it gets to be too much sometimes
Fr
Like firefighters?
Honestly I feel like I can deal with most things on my own
I don't open up much
Unhealthy ik but it is what it is
well the option is available anytime
I'd say so
Thanks
you've never seen dark humor until you are in a room full of us military soldiers
Firefighters and paramedics are the most based services
I was really hoping this job would take longer than normal 
Tbh these days dark humor is almost everywhere
me of all people know that very well haha
Tomorrow is the final day for some people at work. They got let go by the company due to budget cuts and I work in IT
Will be a rough day
wht u mean
How's it going gang
Whasgood blue lord
stellar blade
I just want someone that actually likes me bro
It's almost 3:30 am again
Gooner game
Based
Real
2:24 for me
i just want that "someone" to be a cute and attractive girl, thats all
I slept 2 hours;
at 12pm-2pm
it sells, thats for sure
Least problematic LoL player sleep cycle
oh yeah, I still have standards, but fuck, just want someone that either doesn't think about the relationship as a "just an online relationship" or get cheated on lmao
2 battlepasses to grind ✊😔
oof
big booba ftw
wath
let me check stellar blade's steam page
I'll let you NOT tell me what it looks like
FR
like thats my objective
Honestly unsure
either way
what a shame, 16gb of ram is the minimum lol
God my hairs messy
or if they don't think about the relationship seriously just tell me
maybe once this game is like 20 years old, i can finally play it on average hardware
I don't want to waste another year in a relationship like that
For what?
Its not a waste if you know what you want now
Be like me, never been in a relationship 
16gigs of RAM is insane
"worst she can say is no" the biggest lie they've ever said
True
stellar blade on pc
i mean, its a ps5 game, so not that surprising
What else is worse tho
Hello again
welcome
Hello mrs paramedic
Getting told you're a stalker
Not a Mrs yet
based fucking tamado
Miss
Miss Paramedic as of now
That happened to u?
I'm speaking from experience 😭
o7
Well.. were u stalking them?😭
NO
remember
unless ur attractive, ur a creep
I love how it's in caps
Yeah I was bummed out for like a couple days but went on with my life
And suddenly out of nehere
Almost like you lying to yourself
My teacher calls me in
Seally
Zaza
I thought that it would be an MMORPG, but the tags are: femal protag, action, sexual content
what's the point
16gigs of RAM just for jiggle
gooner games require alot of work
I mean she did apologize to me like some time after
from the playerr mostly
yeah, devs should work on them harder for better optimalization
Did you get demoted or retired
but fuck that way of thinking, buy better gear for this dogshit game we're spoonfeeding you
I left for a little while
Does PC have wukong?
yes
yeah
And god of war?
is the term "gooner game" supposed to be like an insult or smth lol
Probably but ik its a game game nonetheless the fanbade
Fanbase
Why wouldn't it?
"probably"
interesting 
Ps exclusives
Just leave it to an mf with time and they'll get anything running on pc
i love pc
Wit
welcome
pp
Wita
welcome back to mcdonalds
apples
I like pears
hey apple
No.

hii :D
How are you today?
im okay, wbu?
hope ur doing well :>
Feels like I slept 48hrs
it's like 10pm here...
It's almost 9 am
today is the day
last day of finals
after that, 2 month long vacation
I remember a time I slept 20 hours
was it during ramadhan
No
oh summer vacation is coming? Server's gonna be mad active again
not to mention the dlc
on the 17th
Isn't the dlc small
there's a reason why it was given up for free on egs some time ago
Yeah but mine is all over the place
some songs suit the best as openers
some songs suit the best as closers
try to put a certain limit to ur playlist
maybe like no longer than 2 hours, 30 songs max, etc
I mean here's a peek
give each song a listen
i would say, slow songs should be the last one on the playlist
save the opener with energetic songs
Lol mine too
I've got so many songs I've given up on organising them
I just put whatever sounds good and if it vaguely fits the vibe of that playlist
yeayea
AYO WHAT
is it bad i’ve heard the kikuo song before
it used to be popular on tiktok
Can someone help me with “the big score” in gta story mode? I don’t have it/it isn’t popping up!
Hey, @fallow quail It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
Thank you!
t minus 50 mins
I mean aishite is fire
moon lookin fye tn
fr
after a busy shift, i need this 😩
is that chicken
porkchops
mmm
👀
ITS TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS OUTTTT
41 minutesssss'
ok
wait is it all a transition stop
ayeeee
love his beats
meh I‘ll listen to that album this evening and look if it‘s good.

nox
It is I
why does my name say Moderated Name?
It may have been untagable
oh
i am trying to chane it to my psn username but it says you dont have permisiion to change name in this server
You know what you want?
yes
hit me!
badonkadonk
check dm

roasted dark

yes sir
those you cant cut

?how to get gif access
?
get lvl 40 ig
how to check my level?
30*
#🤖┃bot-commands /rank

atp lvl 40 is useless 😭
in #🤖┃bot-commands
oh ok

Why is dj role useless now
damn i am level 7
I cant even look at queue
Where?
honey spotify exists 
what perks do i have as a level 7?
I know but I mean when I'm in vc
With like pickle and others and the music bot is on I'd like to see the queue
#1076309071755481168 and none
something about listening to the same music at the same time with pancake bot is pretty awesome.
In exclusive?
I dont have perms to use GIFs
pay to win
adding reaction on level 50 
😭
Do you have image perms 
@willow violet wake up
Whats that?

that's what you gotta do 
why in the world did i read this wrong
Just realized it's malay

Organic chemistry makes me want to beat eternal_arnav with a frying pan

hey aussie you wont believe what i saw on youtube reels few minutes ago
C5H10O2 is booty
Dont call me by my first name
Idk you like that
You dont know me like that
yasesvi_x_reddy
then what should i call you bro
aussie_ducky
That's you rn aussie
Full name
I love giving people shit its funny
Ragebaiting?
ok aussie_ducky i just saw something on youtube reels
You mf
do you want to what it is?
Ass duck
my keyboard donst typ sometimes
Im in the right mind to insert a pineapple between your toes
i need to get new one
Yk the gaps?
Woah we know you like feet and toes but that doesn't mean you have to announce it to everyone

Ew no feet are just sensitive af and perfect for assault
Theres even a scene in return of the jedi where they torture a droids feet
Hi assie
Also you cant leave me without feet
so you have feet issues?
You're stuck here
And i get to throw various objects at you varying in size and weight
No mine are good enough thanks

he probably has an infection 
Mf
What does bro mean by that
Im reporting you for changing my name
「Can't leave me without feet」?

Nice nick tho
Mines better
Assie is better
No
are duck eggs edible ?
I am Mr Duck
Looks more like Mrs Duck.
I think so idk
「「
i might wanna try once
Mrs Donald Duck.
Daisy wasn't it?
yep
eh yo wtf is black beard doing here?
Disney is Crazy!

it sure is
Is she beckoning him towards her booty tf
Freaky ass duck
You're one to talk
i am just a baby
Babies are dumb
exactly
You don't get to speak
you get me now
In relation to what?...
Still smarter than you tho
i dont agree on this
Nuh uh
can't argue with stupid
Mr rocky leaving me on ignored ong
「Dont argue with stupid people, they stoop you down to their level」
||DAMN||
no particular reason
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
you just can't win.
and then the man proceeded to cut the duck and eat it
Man I sure do love walking down a shady alleyway alone
No he said "how the fuck are you speaking? you're a duck"
I then got shot 57 times
Pickle
Tickle mr ducks pickle
Why does he lowk look like a Neanderthal
Ples
Hey ms zealyyy
Hi
Whatcha doin
I'm just saying
Being a paramedic
Is it cuz he’s black
||i think you will be sold on dark web||

Waiting for another crew to come take over this patient so we can go home
Noice
When have you seen a neaderthal?
It'll probably be another 50 mins till they get here
Hows mr pretty boy
Probably still sleeping
In books
Him fr
Yeah
Lol
@lusty atlas ! Wyd?
What happened to your modship
Good Night Guys
Could not care less
You were goated
It'll be back in a bit
Now we straight up lying huh
W
Better than nox
He so fucking meanie

That's a you problem
How am I the root cause of nox being mean to you?
Yes
「How」mf
Bro is not hench
Nite nite
Gurl
Yogurt?
Gurt: Yo?
Alr this has to be proof of being under 13
Nuh uh
You're right










