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There aināt one
Letās go diamonds next week?!
Fr
the gta youtube space has been fucked for a while now
those who critisized mrbossftw began clickbaiting as well while still judging him 
he basically said that
rockstar said it
š bro clickbaited us a teaser is an actual like video or image not a statement
as far as im aware, there were no images/videos attached
if i have to stretch
it
eh i wouldn't count that
its a shame what they're doing really 
but at the same time if i could bait kids to pay my rent i would too 
the "teaser" is literally "they said that (statement)"
thats all
i didnt see this supposed teaser on the gtaforums post
average 2025 tgg video 
thats why i got confused
It ain't just gta it's all community's theres always gonna be a loser that will look for the easy money
i was expecting a screenshot of a new car for a sec
wolf 2 the new colossus 
I don't have it
But I should
of course, but i'm pointing out the hypocrisy
idk if its worth platting if you ask me
i love the wolfenstein series and got all the plats up to the new colossus
Hmmm Mein leben? 
nah not that
Hi pino
its just because i feel like if im going for those types of trophies on games i actually love, it'll turn into hatred for the game and i'd have a sour taste on replaying it in the future
i mean yeah dying 5 hours into your playthrough is annoying
Yeah
hi
@timid coral I got an idea
I like your frame
ok
Actually nvm
sorry, but im busy for the next 30 mins or so lol
nah was gonna do theif again but I'm to lazy 
haha
I'll have to one day
cya when ur back 
Are the diamonds next week eveytime you do the heist or no?
Most of that State of Play didnāt show anything that looked interesting to me. The highlights were Metal Gear Solid 3 remake, Ghost of Yotei, Silent Hill F, new James Bond game, and āRomeo is a Deadmanā looked cool.
Yasinn
what should I platnium rn on ps3
GTA 5 PS3 version
Why
multiplayer shut down
Who tf are u
Do GTA 4
Wtf
I want to
Online servers havenāt shut down either surprisingly
Justified for being Australian
Do you think leclec will win a championship?
26/66 trophy's
Better than someone who is British atleast aussies are cool and have better agents

Who even is bro
Ong
Dlc not working well
Fucking random canāt even joke about with friends now
Wtf
What
Crazy

No need to be an ass wasn't shutting down your joke
"You are joke"
Maybe shut up then and donāt get involved with stuff that doesnāt concern you ?
ya 
That's not what I was trying to say
Ballad of gay Tony
Then you're illiterate
I already finished the story, just everything left to it 
Who is tony and why is he gay
Okay and?
Its a major skill issue
But why is he gay
Ohhhhhhh
I see now
He is gay because he want men
Gotcha
Cool
Oh hello Capity
chat
Hello duubitly
Hru
Sup
30 mins before 6am
half past 5 am
Why did I move here.. I guess it was the weather
5:30 am
Tired lol wbu
Hmmm
Same
I'm in bed rn
Capit 
Yeah 
Fake cow huh
Can't register to my friends app cuz apparently my name is incorrect
Nope its the real one
Get a load of this guy
Hi

Yes please
penis
Will the diamond casino give only diamonds for the next 2 weeks or will it be a one time thing
Probably a one time thing like normal
Ah thanks
american ones specifically
Penniesis
pens
Pencil
Penetrable
Just a thought do any other countries call the one cent coin a penny or is it just the us
what dlc teaser???
literally no references made
is this TGG clickbaiting again?
by teaser, he meant
rockstar have said something
W H E R E ? ? ?
TGG only saying so is called hearsay
Where did rockstar say that
thats the "neat" part
i wish i could verify it
wish i know the answer
rockstar allegedly said something
but i cannot verify it 
i went to gtaforums, no result
might as well have said the moon confirmed it
guys
i found it
its from a tweet by @GTASeries on twitter
Plus, keep an eye out for information about a new update coming to GTA Online later this month - more details to come.
word per word
is it from rockstar? wellll
Thanks for the proof
yeah so more hearsay
i guess he assumed that
since these accs got the info directly from rockstar, i guess he thought "so technically, rockstar said it"
I need it
directly from rockstar where?
Mw2 spec ops is draining 
i mean, how did gtaseries got the info abt the upcoming event week?
from what i heard, its actually from rockstar themselves
?afk 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: :feelsweirdman:
basically these accs act as a middleman ig
rockstar said something, these accs would make it a tweet
said something
w h e r e
Not to mention they changed the weekly schedule to two weeks
rockstar told gtaseries abt the upcoming event week, so its not rockstar who said it themselves
again, its my theory. the reason i have this theory is because i remember hearing abt it
ah good thing rockstar has world-renowned gtaseries to promote their stuff
they've been doing this for a while
almost a year i believe
let me see if i could find a vid abt it on yt
ah yeah makes sense, is why they used gtaseries to promote the gta 6 trailer too
not just gtaseries i believe
they target big gta fan accs
when will the viseris come back into gta v?
tgg then basically reads GTASeries' tweet, made it a 4 min video, uploads it, and call it a day
genz slop creator fr
I was wondering where he got his info
Who TGG?
im afraid there's not a pattern that we could analyze
if i can find the vid of tgg saying it, ima share it. brb
no darkviperau
How?
so
i found a tweet
"Rockstar has sent an email"
im guessing thats how they communicate with those gta fan accs
via email
problem solved ig 
I do needa finish the final dlc 
hey ppl can i get a host for diamond casino heist?
so how about they show proof?
they cant show the email because it doesnt exist
my guess is someone has access to the newswire backend and is leaking draft articles
then passing this to gtaseries
dont think thats the case
because, people used to make weekly event vids like the min it goes live
not 12 hours before
any tips on stuttering issues?
latest steam version + latest dxvk + latest fusionfix is like a big stutter every 5 sec
yes frame crapped to 60
yes vsync is off
proofing my point here
whats the new dlc?
GTA 4 is bad on pc
if only we could answer that
hopefully they come up with something good cause the game gets boring and repetitive
Well if itās fixed why are still stuttering smh
I play it on ps3
@lavish flame
An interesting strategy from Rockstar that started last week.
Rockstar now sends out details of #GTAOnline event week early to select community sites.
- TezFunz2 on Twitter
March 23rd, 2023
yes but also no
you tu be dot be/UuXVYUGJ45Y
lmao tgg made a tweet abt it on may 29th
"Rockstar gives creators the weekly update info 12 hours early."
LOL
proof? confimation from Rockstar?
all very sus
rockstar never confirmed it directly, but
do u not know who TezFunz2 is?
do i need to?
how would that change the facts that it is still more hearsay and rumors?
the newswire backend being compromised and them leaking early drafts seems more plausible
how often has rockstar worked together with the GTA V community?
and if they do, they announce it right?
how come there is no proof for these "info 12 hours early" claims?
very very sus
so u dont believe in tezfunz2's tweet?
What?
PS3 in 2025
Build a PC brother
Not everyone wants a PC?
Not everyone shits money btw
GTA IV and GTA V Enhanced requirements are not that high
potato class hardware can run it
Wrong
I lowkey wanna play some Blue Prince... with people.
Is it crossplay
People judging other based on what they play on should get off the internet for some time ong
i thought being involved in the console wars was just a phase for 15 year olds
Some people actually still talk about console wars
I could stream it in a vc and we could solve problems.
I apologise I should have phrased it better
I am not saying he shouldn't be on console
I am saying he shouldn't use a PS3 to play GTA IV
As he will have a far better experience on PC visually
especially with FusionFix mod
Ps if you have money and care about exclusives
Xbox if ur on a budget
And pc if ur main point isn't only gaming
This is the only right answer
Buying a pc just for gta 4 is def not a good idea
The PS3 is bordering on being twenty years old
It is prehistoric
It's 1am and I have to wake up at 6
ive been into pc gaming ever since i was 9
never looked back
I think it's all Porcelaine Kingdom material.
wait.
should I be writing like this too?
And?
Wasn't the purpose of gaming having fun?
Or is it now staying up to date and making fun of other with old hardware
check the address
its legit
Notascam@noreply
my cellphone provider has a cross promotion with prime video mobile
I am not making fun of you
I am saying you are missing out on visual improvements made by the EFLC / FusionFix team
oh wait
my cellphone provider activated a prime video subscription that is tied to my acc
i never asked for it, nor i will ever use it, but thanks ig
I'm not on old hardware nor said u made fun of me
And for me graphics mean nothing in gaming
If the concept and the idea is good the graphics shouldn't be a problem
Take metal slug as an example
I think @silver frost would be down for some Blue Prince.. if he's awake 
if he's awake.
If its good enough it'll be intergrated in the next gen console right?
summer of 99'
In yo dreams lel
wow
Is that mark Henry
What's the difference between Enhanced and non-enhanced on PC?
enhanced gets some exclusive features in gta online
such as
hsw
animals
6 exclusive vehicles irrc
Bow before me peons
oooh, new role to collect 
F
Dead server
ANHHHHHH
What

wth are you playingš„
I stubbed my toe
creator was like: āgive them an extra toe, trust me youāre going to love that idea.ā
-# Note: not making fun of any religions and or beliefs of any kind. This is purely for humour and is not intended to attack people.
Do you get anything for completing all of the special vehicle work
#goonallthetime
nope, I just did them for the sake of doing them
any maybe for my collection of cars, since they get a completely seperate garage.
also we usually use #šāgta-discussion for game related things.
I was doing them for the trade price for the ramp buggy and phantom wedge but thanks
I bought the Phantom Wedge as like the FIRST vehicle purchase Iāve made in this gameā¦
#nowallongooning

Bruh doesn't want to show
Tremp
pretty much
Whose wall is gooning
i feed on anger
(That's what goofing does to soemone)
Makes them dumb
Is that Mr monster? looks like a fake mr beast
What? Gooning doesn't make people dumb?
How would it
oh fuck
Cuz they rot their brain with cheap dopamine and then to get more dopamine they look at weirder and weirder shit
Gooning in small amounts is fine
see
everything in a overdose is bad.
Thatās why I stopped sniffing diesel.
i wish more gooners were aware of the side effect of gooning too much
tf2
Thats why i stopped doing crack cocaine
Dont ban this is clearly a joke
sure
I once knew a person who did cocaine to wake up, and weed to fall asleep.
How did they wake up to do the cocaine
is he an mc president irl
That doesn't make sense
they woke up and did cocaine to become fully awake I mean.
Agreed literally everything can be made a bad thing if done or used to much
So basically instead of morning coffee morning cocaine
yuh
and he had a top career on drugs.
he was even able to afford top quality š
but what doesnt hurt anyone is driving a bit too fast.
hes living the 2000s rockstar life fr
I mean doesnt hurt⦠now does it?
If youāre driving careful you can drive a bit faster imo.
It increases the risk of crashing
Proof of this is Lance Stroll
yup, ended up in a wheelchairā¦
He crashes regardless of his speed tho
faster speed, a longer way needed for reaction, and an even longer way for braking.
Driving 5kmh faster can extend your stopping way by atleast a couple meters, already hitting the person or crashing than it would 5kmh slowerā¦
Yap
And that my friends is why speed limits exist lol
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand
Hey
Bum bum bum
Got any grapes
If someone did this to my I'd bitch slap them
tell me one reason to drive 50 on a main street with two lanes
Ask for grapes?
Do you not like grapes or something
Love grapes but If I was running a lemonade stand and they asked that I'd slap them
thats the point at which I understood the joke.
I understand the joke and have heard it many time
I seen it
True true
(Joke)
Joking
where at
people of color use that word too, doesnt mean theyāre racist 
Jokes my dude he didn't say it
Wrd
Misinformation (5)
Lmao
Yeah it is
it is if you ignore everything else thats funny.
I hope all your pillows are all hot when you go to bed on a hot day
And you step on Legos
Too far mate
To far with stubbing all toes
Nah I'm good
No you're not good at english
Lol
I hope your sleeves get wet when washing your hands.
Since when did you have to pay for ceo offices garages?
DAMN
Wagwan
Always gng
Itās not that much fr
Was I smoking back then�

Only god know
Yall should I buy a luis Vuitton
I mean I bought 2 colognes but they basically were free
Welp imma scrap the whole thing of starting a new character in pc
Penits
Whatās with my name as well?
Must have had something inappropriate
Floof�
Thatās what it was?
Idk I mean youāre free to change it to whatever I believe 
Where is India at
Itās like mid day for them thereās like 1.4 billion
Where yall at
Bro literally only sends hood Mr beast
Mb gng I was offline 
Uhh yeah if you click ps5 it should give you both as well
Hmm
hello
No
That⦠was the ideaā¦
blue prince?

@jagged wraith new edp watch is lowkey so sad gng 
Peak puzzle game
Jar jar binks when he wants to get freaky:
You're too forcing on the freak
Im gonna freak on you
With a tree
Get treed
Breaking news: Cop cutie cute and on duty gets shot in violent shooting
hello?
hi
Can you help me in gta online for raids?
You sound unsure
I am using discord first time
Bro someone pissed on the seat in this train
Wtf
It's literally the seat closest to the toilet as well
i dont play gta anymore
Oh okay
Hey chat
Hello
Your account is 5 years old
hi
Wsg pino 
I joined gta 6 official DC server
just woke up hbu? 
Mini hulkenberg?
About to gts

i'd be dead at that time
Aināt tryina see a ghost yk
Iām bout to become one Iām dead tired fr
school tomorrow?
Well not like āfinishedā but just finished the year
College or hs?
i finished HS
bros been staff for a few months
and is already staff of the month
idk what the american equivalent is to the dutch school system tbh
im him
He on that grind
he got employee of the month on the first month
if itās university I agree fr
I wanna drop out too fr
chatgpt says theres no direct equivalent but looks a lot like community college
He goated with it
Ohh ok
i had absolutely 0 motivation and a severe lack of focus for school
just wanted to work 
Me too man I donāt wanna sit in a classroom I just wanna start that grind rn

Iām walking down my dark hallway a fucking moth jump scared me
Bro had a death wish imma find him
i'd cry
Baby
what the flip
I'd eat it
Gotta show dominance against those who seek to frighten us in the night
play risk of rain 2
How dare you
Pre disney star wars is goated
just doesn't seem appealing to me
just a couple of lads swinging around neon sticks
Its got a lot of lore tho
Like
Have you heard some of it
Have you heard the tragedy of darth plagieus the wise
definitely not
This motherfucker
Boy have i got a story for you
Eat that mf
blud's on the run
I tried to squish him and he did some fuckin spinjitzu under the tissue and escaped
Eat his wings first
Dawg what are u even saying

Either eat the moth or touch him to show your strength
Fr
Is ye really this fragile
Like on skibidi?
Where do I text /rank for it to work
#š¤ābot-commands
Thx
all goods
Heyo!
wsp bro
hench is AFK: "and what do you sacrifice?" "calm, kindness. Kindship love. I've given up all chance at inner peace I've made my mind a sunless space. I share my dreams with ghosts. I wake up every day to an equation I wrote 15 years ago from which there's only one conclusion I'm damned for what i do. My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness to fight, they've set me on a path from which there is no escape. what is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them i burn my decency for someone else's future. i burn my life to make a sunrise that i know I'll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude. so what do i sacrifice? EVERYTHING! - 9 hours ago
Bro stop yapping
You getting mad at dyno?
ni hao lspd
No at hench for yapping
New trap new trap new trap new trap
First you need oil oil trap in GTA online with the car and then literally ragdoll someone in the oil and theyāll be stuck there forever until the oil disappears
Itās so funny
I did with My Friend and he was crashing out
Bro left the server
first time?
I never yap
Always
Nope
Oh
Misinformation
Mb i must have you confused with someone else
Yhyh
Cause youāre lucky is really bad
my pillow Cheddar wont let go of me lol
cheddar?
her name is Cheddar, yess :D


has this weeks update gone live?
Fr
Idk good question
i am trying to find a mc for online
DM me i got some work rn
i am on pc
oh mb
what update?
Can someone please answer my question in cayo tab
Link the msg
Answered
Yeh obviously its Thursday
Ok
Thanks tho
Bro there like 500+ missions and stuff
Yeah but it all pays terribly and most of it is just drive to point A
please use #šāgta-discussion for gta related conversations
Bruh this sever is all about gta
Yeah
š
This is the general chat, we don't talk about GTA here as we have a channel dedicated to it.
@shrewd badge do they pay you for being a mod?
šš
there is no satisfaction i just do it to help out
Who are you helping
True
been a member of this community for a long time
Youāre impairing
same as i get doing your mum
none
sorry it was the perfect opportunity
Hows bro a mod
just breaking the ice bro
š„¶
but yeah we're chill, just please use the gta discussion for gta topics... it's in the name y'know
this is where we talk nonsense
we jabber on about toilets and batteries and romanian cabbage farming practices here
Wtf yeah I just realised youāre a mod too
1-9 is noncence and I got banned š
double A batteries
we got some today
I typed 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and got timed out for 30 min
also got use your illusion
Huh
would be for spamming
1 message per number?
GnR double album
Oh ye
yep that'll do it
I was just trying to to lvl up so I could premote ā¹ļø
only one message per minute will net you xp
60 second cooldown
Can u give me lvl 20 š„¹
err i can but i can't
Hey guys anyone want to discuss GTA
Bribery?
personally no, but feel free to do so in #šāgta-discussion
No thanks
wow
patreon kinda
My favourite mission is Cayo Perico
that's lovely but please direct GTA discussion to #šāgta-discussion
Little mod meat rider
Whatās patroon
No Iām discussing it right here
Nahhh
timmy toughknuckles
basically you give us money every month and you get perks n stuff
Staff of the month š¤
im him
Tbf
Im just grind lvls then š
aighty that works too
who is us š„
i dont see none of that
yes
Ok thatās fair then
oh
for sure
14 billion nothings every month
Wdym
where my payment
Up yo juicy ahh
sorry we had to tax it
ill shoot a 5
Be āusā he means he gate keeps it all to himself š„
fr
rock keeps it all
I am actually the discord god
Nah induub is
yeah it helps fund his hooker and cocaine addiction
Especially on planes
And in cars
And in public
And at home
that test was probably yours
Can you translate this to English for me
Says the 08 child š„
Ikr
08 and still taller than you
yung blud shud shbau š„
At least I aināt new gen like you
hold up lemme fart
Hold up lemme smell
Imagine 05 
š
it stinks
Yucky
Swear you older than me unc š
Bro like 22
Yes, which is exactly why I'm laughing
Degenerate GTA gooner activities
Fairs
bro we had a guy in here the other day who's older than the guy who's older than nox
how old is nox
Nox is like
33
What?
super unc
he's wondering if nox is his dad
Lmaooo
He's his daddy instead
guy came in the other day and is late 40s
wtf
Be honest redagast youāre probably 40 too
wtf
even he isn't the oldest
im 18
Do you go to uni?
Whatās the point in uni
What
doesn't interest me

to get a degree and a good job
Har har har har har
Tbf
U can still get a good Job after collage tho
don't get me wrong i am very much an academic
š
Depends what you want to do
i just have no interest learning anything serious
yea, and uni is that but on a different difficulty. So if you have the thinking skills it won't be much of a difference
ex: I'm in a local uni and my niece is in college. Where she finds that difficult I find that easy, but I find my stuff challenging. So it's just based on how you think
Who the fc is gunna use algebra later in life
the people who designed the house you live in
lol
algebra ā
trial and error ā
if it falls on your head
it's wrong
if it doesn't, you've done it right
Really?
yup
it falling on your head
I could build a hut right now
A lot of people
Yeah
Nice do it then!
yea, it's used to develop certain thinking skills
that's the main idea of maths
factual
aighty
i see numbers as movements
with no forethought i can tell you my door is 204cm tall
@white wing
ššš
š
@white wing my favourite mission is Lamar š he helps me get the šø
Bit late mate
Anyone else think Lesterās cut is too big. Like his tummy š š šŖšŖ
Oh yeah! I like that too šJamal mission is my fav š
šāāļø yesš¦
guys seriously use #šāgta-discussion
What is?
Whatās this for
My question yes š
guys seriously use #šāgta-discussion 
Thanks
hench shut up
What is ah?
No you shut up. When I look at you I throw up š¤®
Shork shut up
Agreed! Mi amigo so my esta bien š¦µšæ
I am going to play Cayo Perico. Then the diamond casino heist
Then Iām going to lamar it to Franklin
goofball got his boyfriend in chat 
What is this chat š
Itās weirder than normal
Member of staff āļø
and thats saying something
im not active in here, you tell me 
Staff disrespect
Actual I didnāt say anything I typed it out
š
Ohh crap
theres no way this guy is over 14
the five nights at Freddy's alpha staff member says ššš„š„š¦š¦
More funny than wanna be funny kaso 
Ohh no you guessed my age Iām 13
Proof?
English?
i beg to differ honestly
Wtf
How much is lester packin?
šš
idk about that i think theyre as bad as each other
Tbf
Ask pino heād know heās a GTA gooner
Real question is how much are you packin?
..
glock 19
crazy
š„¶š„¶š„¶
š„¶š„¶š„¶
Sheesh š
Is bro 8
š
Sheesh
you and dash are acting it
Way older than you
Sheesh
Sheesh
š„¶š„¶
Iām sheeshing it to pinos alpha profile

Wack a mole
You 2 canāt be real humans
@shrewd badge are you gonna sell me a vial of cum ohhhh nooo har har har har night five Freddy fasbear activities
I can prove everything I know is true beyond a show of a doubt

Hench is that you in your profile picture
Nah
Well well well
Bro isnāt real
So cold Sheesh š„¶š„¶š¦š¦
Ok
I can prove everything I know is true beyond a show of a doubt š„¶š„¶š„¶
Anyone get a switch 2 at launch?
It released ?
Didnāt even know tbf
It released today
Ah
Hench be honest are you restarded?
Brother what
Like 100% honesty do you have a disability
Thats very rude dash 
@shrewd badge I find this offensive please mute them
Get the fuck out your pfp is a plushie š







