💬┃gorilla-chat

[next sinew]

You have to affirm

[agile spade]

Idk if I'm allowed to say it
But if I tell you you will never unsee it

[bitter apex]

ty whoever put my role above 🙏

[undone spire]

I did

[bitter apex]

w

[next sinew]

You wanna be me twn

[undone spire]

mxd say fast I need to go

[bitter apex]

lol

[undone spire]

Okay bye

[gentle bridge]

bye bye

[bitter apex]

cya

[next sinew]

Hench is currently traumatized ik

[bitter apex]

bro its 4 feet

...

[next sinew]

No....

It's what I said

Now keep it a secret

[agile spade]

PlayStation state of play tomorrow who’s excited

[tawny stratus]

Guys does cayo b2b still work

[next sinew]

Yes but go to #🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4

[tawny stratus]

Alright

[next sinew]

Not me

[stable relic]

Archo play nice

You made him sad

[bitter apex]

[undone spire]

Nah uh

[next sinew]

Archo you might want to take a break from coding

[undone spire]

You think so?

I didn't finish my project yet tho

[next sinew]

I think 101h in one sitting is a tiny tinny bit too much for a human

[bitter apex]

yuh uh you very mean fr

fr

[next sinew]

What u gonna do abt it

[undone spire]

But now you look like a pro 😎

[bitter apex]

get mxd to sort him out fr

[bitter apex]

tbf

[undone spire]

lol you think Mxd can stop me?

[next sinew]

He gonna add jiggle physics to you with his coding skills stay alert

[bitter apex]

[next sinew]

Or enlarge your breasts by 27%

[bitter apex]

woudnt complain about that tbf

[next sinew]

Wait

After further investigations considerations I have come to the conclusion the hench is not a female

[undone spire]

the hench

[bitter apex]

we know this already

[next sinew]

I didn't I tho it was a girl in ur pfp

[bitter apex]

dawg what

[undone spire]

Fr

[next sinew]

You heard me

[undone spire]

I just realized you're a boy wtf

[next sinew]

See

[bitter apex]

are u lot blind

[next sinew]

Everyone befriended you bc they tho u were a gurl

[undone spire]

^^

[bitter apex]

[next sinew]

Now get away from me broccoli head

[undone spire]

^^

[next sinew]

[undone spire]

^^

[high hound]

@bitter apex wait fr?

[next sinew]

^^

[high hound]

Is this true?

[undone spire]

lol

[high hound]

So

Hench s egirl voice

[bitter apex]

nah

[high hound]

Is fake???

[lusty atlas]

he is a femboy

[undone spire]

No my guy I have eyes

Both of them

For now

Might lose them soon

We'll see

[high hound]

Considering the time u spend here they 20/20

[undone spire]

Oh so that's why he's friends with mxd

makes sense

[high hound]

Dont do the mistake of sticking around here, keep coming here once per rarely

[bitter apex]

you right tbf he is making me sad :(

[next sinew]

He's been on the coding lab fir over 100h

[high hound]

[undone spire]

My PC is just on lol

[next sinew]

Holy fucking lies

[undone spire]

Maybe

[spare cypress]

Gta 4 online was so peak man

[bitter apex]

no maybe its just the truth

[undone spire]

Okay then if that's the case

100 hours, 100x€25 so I made 2500€ not bad

[bitter apex]

fair

[unreal echo]

she was a fairu

yap yap

[bitter apex]

is it

[lusty atlas]

i like playing with you

:)

[modest wigeon]

Hi

[unreal echo]

lyin ass

[bitter apex]

So we lying now

[high hound]

If hench didnt exist this chat would be staff chat 2

[lavish musk]

Hypocrite

[bitter apex]

Tbf

[bitter apex]

Yeah but if u didn’t exist the world would be free of a racist 🗣️

[high hound]

Woah now

[swift umbra]

Hench if you didn't exist there would be no shortage of food in the world

[high hound]

That may be duub's alt

Im dub s alt

[bitter apex]

We all saw what dub sent earlier 💀

[high hound]

Real

[bitter apex]

Woah to far fr

[high hound]

Nah @lavish musk next time buddy i wont be defenseless

[swift umbra]

it's too, t double o

https://tenor.com/view/grammar-police-drift-police-car-gif-17312786

[bitter apex]

Cap

[high hound]

If hench didnt exist typos would disappear

[lusty atlas]

its so fun when youre dumb

[high hound]

The things he say are worse 🗿

[swift umbra]

?afk sleeping, rest is quite good for someone after spending the whole day working on school and travelling by train

[upper fractal]

@swift umbra I set your AFK: sleeping, rest is quite good for someone after spending the whole day working on school and travelling by train

[bitter apex]

I 100% said worse than what dub said in dms with you 💀😭

[lavish musk]

@modest wigeon can witness what I just said in vc to Jewelz

[high hound]

Night

Rest well

@lavish musk @bitter apex we got a third party

[lusty atlas]

so

hows it going

[high hound]

Pig

[lusty atlas]

hi

[high hound]

Just sent me something very interesting

[bitter apex]

Surprised your lazy ass isn’t sleeping

[lusty atlas]

uh

last

[bitter apex]

What

Who sent u something

[high hound]

Im listening to let it happen slowed while chilling on low light

[lusty atlas]

ok bye guys

[high hound]

Pig

Yk it's very interesting

[bitter apex]

Show

[high hound]

I think he d make a good competition

[high hound]

For sure

[bitter apex]

Show fr

[lusty atlas]

no I didnrt

[bitter apex]

PIG

that is outragous

not even i said stuff that bad

[lusty atlas]

yes youve said much worse

[bitter apex]

???

[lavish musk]

At least he didn't call Jewelz names like I did

[lusty atlas]

he threatened us both

[bitter apex]

should of heard me when you wasnt in call

[lavish musk]

Damn

I missed stuff

[warm bison]

Who wanna trade cars tbh I only have issi

[bitter apex]

yh lol

[lavish musk]

Smh

[modest wigeon]

[lofty peak]

@lavish musk

https://tenor.com/view/paul-blart-mall-cop-kevin-james-gif-4287430

They see him rollin’ they hatin’

[bitter apex]

hi chat

[lofty peak]

@modest wigeon yo

[lofty peak]

Helo

[bitter apex]

hi

wsg

[modest wigeon]

Hi

[lofty peak]

Did you watch every spin off

Of twd

[narrow falcon]

Hello henchy

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-wave-hello-hi-sup-gif-16159238468026206620

[modest wigeon]

I didn’t finish the second season of Daryl Dixon, and I’m at around season 3-4 of fear twd

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/gr8poseidon-crip-cripwalk-tray_deee-snoop-gif-13508183

[modest wigeon]

But the rest yeah

[bitter apex]

no

[narrow falcon]

Rude

[bitter apex]

k

[lofty peak]

What about the world beyond, i heard it has important context before watching the ones who lived

Dixon season 2 is great cant wait for season 3

[modest wigeon]

Yeah I watched that a couple years ago, was hella boring and some of the characters were dumb as shit and it pissed me off so I kinda stopped watching it

But yeah it gives u a lot of info about the crm

[lofty peak]

I had the urge to do the ice bucket challenge about 20 minutes in

[modest wigeon]

Wdym

[lofty peak]

Or slam my head against the wall

[narrow falcon]

Wassup pickle
Done any tickling recently?

[modest wigeon]

Yes 73

[narrow falcon]

W

[jagged wraith]

Stop

[modest wigeon]

Drop

[narrow falcon]

And roll

[jagged wraith]

No

[narrow falcon]

Fuck

[bitter apex]

go

[bitter apex]

yes

[narrow falcon]

Didnt say it fast enough

[jagged wraith]

I just got off borderlands

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-slow-roll-gif-14517662

[bitter apex]

w

[jagged wraith]

Tfym go

[modest wigeon]

I deleted

[jagged wraith]

That was 64-67 missions

For that trophy

[bitter apex]

lol looks easy tbf

[narrow falcon]

My man

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

It is

[modest wigeon]

Guys

Is frozen yogurt

[bitter apex]

no

[modest wigeon]

Actually yogurt

[bitter apex]

idk maybe

[narrow falcon]

Yogurt?

[lofty peak]

@modest wigeon theres also tales of twd and dead city, i heard tales is decent and dead city is not bad

[narrow falcon]

Gurt: Yo

[modest wigeon]

Dead city sucks, it’s okay but it undoes a lot of stuff that was fixed at the end of the main show

[lofty peak]

I just finished twd a week ago and its was awesome, sucks that its over

[narrow falcon]

Bro the radio is wildin

[modest wigeon]

Ya

[narrow falcon]

Apparently you can filter by height on tinder

Ts crazy

[modest wigeon]

Bros on tinder

[modest wigeon]

Like Maggie forgives negan at the end of the main show, but then in dead city she’s back trying to kill him and is pissed again

[narrow falcon]

No im listening to the radio

[modest wigeon]

And negan just dropped his new wife apparently so

Shitty ass

Show

[narrow falcon]

Morning radio is weird ngl

[lofty peak]

Nothing but bots, crazy chicks and desperate ones on tinder

The decent ones know how to socialize

Outside

[narrow falcon]

I dont know how but im never using dating apps shit sucks

[lofty peak]

@modest wigeon before i started watching twd i hear stuff about the show going to shit at season 7 basically when the whole negan thing starts, but i think it just got better

Negan is an awesome character for the story imo, the show only went to shit for about half a season in season 10 when it seemed like the writers didnt really have shit to write

But other than that 🤙👍

[modest wigeon]

That was one of their peaks. People just pissed cuz they killed Glenn even tho it’s following the comics

[bitter apex]

yapping

[modest wigeon]

But the show did go to shit after because they stopped following the source material

And killing off important characters for shock value that were supposed to last the whole show

[lofty peak]

I wished they got rid of that female rambo wanabe chick sooner but at least they gave her minimal screen time

[modest wigeon]

Which one

[lofty peak]

Abraham was a big loss imo

[modest wigeon]

There’s like 5

[lofty peak]

Uhh the one that was rolling with abraham when he was introduced

Forgot her name

[modest wigeon]

Oh

Rosita

[lofty peak]

Yeah fk her

I dont know if its the actress or the character

But one of them sucks

[modest wigeon]

She pissed me off a lot ya

||Gave her a shit ending in like the last 10 mins of the last episode ||

[lofty peak]

I was pissed off every time she had to mumble a line

Throughout the whole show

I think shes supposed to be a badass character which she kinda was at first

But then it just wasnt believable

[crimson basalt]

Walking dead?

[lofty peak]

Ye

[crimson basalt]

I fell off like in season 3 cause suddenly i didn’t recognize the characters

[lofty peak]

Thats too early on

[crimson basalt]

Like where tf did michonne show up from

[lofty peak]

She was slashing zombies with her katana in the woods when she found the blonde chick

[lofty peak]

Honestly thats what she dserved

Shouldve been post credits even

[bitter apex]

@high hound 💀😭😭

[high hound]

What happens next is shocking

[bitter apex]

Lmao

[lofty peak]

Now kiss

[bitter apex]

No

[high hound]

No

Wont even consider it even if u offer me a million dollars

[lofty peak]

Denial

[bitter apex]

id kiss you for $1 let alone million

[high hound]

Id kill u for $1

No $1 is too little

Id kill you for a kebab menu

[bitter apex]

W death threat

Banned

[lofty peak]

He’ll come around hench dw

[high hound]

Worth the free kebab menu

Shit its 00:37

Night fr chat

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/viktorvanham-kebab-gif-12822970

[lofty peak]

Kebob

[high hound]

Yessir

[high hound]

Kebab

Kebob is smth else

[lofty peak]

Khabib

[bitter apex]

https://tenor.com/view/calebre-romance-gay-yag-kiss-gif-20797726

Me and dex

[lofty peak]

Oh god

[high hound]

Fuck no

[lofty peak]

HARAM

https://tenor.com/view/keep-it-halal-muslim-haram-muslim-haram-halal-gif-6857385501766658803

[high hound]

https://tenor.com/view/islam-astaghfirullah-haram-gif-22586634

Not with hench at least

[bitter apex]

Not optional it’s compulsory

[high hound]

With u hell no

[high hound]

What do you offer for it anyway

How do u make it worth it

[bitter apex]

U don’t get a choice anyway shouldn’t u be sleeping

[high hound]

Oh true that

Night chat

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/wowgrape-gif-25173788

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-madison-beer-madison-madison-beer-looking-around-madison-beer-confused-gif-18210849735865929301

[bitter apex]

No

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/they-are-huge-neil-degrasse-tyson-startalk-theyre-giant-theyre-massive-gif-20161331

[lusty atlas]

I’m huge

[bitter apex]

K

[lusty atlas]

?afk work

[upper fractal]

@lusty atlas I set your AFK: work

[stiff island]

whos free to help me with a setup?

ill return the favor

[sterile onyx]

Get a job bro 💔🥀

[stiff island]

i have 2 jobs i play the game on my freetime🤨

[sterile onyx]

My apologies

[stiff island]

ur good just looking for some help this mission is 2 player only

[sterile onyx]

Sorry bud im at work rn 😞

[stiff island]

rip

anyone else tryna run this setup rq? would probably take 20mins max

[upper fractal]

Hey @stiff island, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#☝lfg-info

[next sinew]

Go to lfgs

[shrewd badge]

hes got the lfgs posted there you dont need to say it again

[next sinew]

In the words of a wise man
Shush

[shrewd badge]

[bitter apex]

👆

[next sinew]

[shrewd badge]

[next sinew]

That's not very nice of you shork

[shrewd badge]

[next sinew]

I think it's that time of the month for shork

Hench writing an essay here

[bitter apex]

i was preparing my quote for later

got to 1 up shork again today

[bitter apex]

shush

[fickle wadi]

Hi

[bitter apex]

top that bitch

[quasi agate]

[shrewd badge]

what

[upper fractal]

hench is AFK: "your losses today stem from your leaders cowardice and their unwillingness to take decisive action against the empire all across the galaxy your people suffer while the LEADERS of this rebellion refuse to act" "madam sentor" "you ignored my warning about the delinda relay and paid the price now you have confirmation yet still you REFUSEto destroy it!" " if you continue to allow this war to be fought on the empire terms not yours you are going to lose!" "i will not be lectured on military strategy by a man who has proven himself a criminal" " the empire considers both of us criminals at least i act like one" "YOU target civilians Kill those who surrender Break every rule of engagement if we degrade ourselves to the empire level what will we become" "there she is THAT'S the leader the rebellion needs where is that fire that passion when your people need it most" - 24 minutes ago

[shrewd badge]

oh

buddys just done a whole scene

i did individual quotes from ONE person

cheater

[agile fulcrum]

Yo shork

Where am I allowed to post this "Hosting car meet"

?

[bitter apex]

Lmfao I just did the hologram scene between saw and mon monthma in rebels tbf

[bitter apex]

?afk “to defeat an enemy you must know them. you must control all variables not just simply their battle tactics. I want to know her background , history , home world , her master , everything we will always be one step ahead of her” - grand admiral thrawn

[upper fractal]

@bitter apex I set your AFK: “to defeat an enemy you must know them. you must control all variables not just simply their battle tactics. I want to know her background , history , home world , her master , everything we will always be one step ahead of her” - grand admiral thrawn

[bitter apex]

Happy now?

[shrewd badge]

yes

[opaque gale]

👎🏽

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-weird-face-weird-andrew-tate-meme-meme-gif-11980291316069921130

[opaque gale]

The word job should be censored.

[copper sinew]

tf did I miss?

[copper sinew]

why?

[modest wigeon]

It’s a slur

[opaque gale]

^

[copper sinew]

how?

and since when?

[opaque gale]

It’s 2025 and its discord

[copper sinew]

That's like saying the sky is blue and it's partially cloudy.

[opaque gale]

Certain things just shouldn’t be said on discord.

No need to explain further.

[copper sinew]

Start a server and do that.

make it a rule and see if it catches on

https://tenor.com/view/that70s-show-red-forman-kurkwood-smith-realization-oh-no-gif-16126082125311413161

[opaque gale]

Someones stuck in their old ways

[copper sinew]

[opaque gale]

The discord community doesn’t approve of those words

[copper sinew]

let's wear tin hats made of recycled materials.

it's 2025

[opaque gale]

If you want to say those slurs (don’t know why you would want to say it) you can say it like j*b.

[copper sinew]

Bro, It's 2025, how do you not talk crow yet?

[opaque gale]

I’m learning

[copper sinew]

🤓

[opaque gale]

😿

[copper sinew]

it's 2025 we say sl*r now

like fr.

[opaque gale]

A minute ago the discord community decided that it would be **** now.

[copper sinew]

Stuck in my old ways fr fr

[glass quail]

holy i havent been on this server in a while, nox brought me back with that question

[opaque gale]

You gotta keep up with the memo.

[crimson basalt]

In 2025 we filling out j#b appl#####ns

[copper sinew]

wild

[crimson basalt]

Fuck discord formatting

[copper sinew]

I understand why it's a slur on discord now.

[glass quail]

why did it do that

[crimson basalt]

**

j*b

[copper sinew]

makes discord text idiots stand out.

[narrow falcon]

Crazy

[crimson basalt]

Driver’s license

[glass quail]

WOAH

[copper sinew]

[crimson basalt]

Is that obi-duck kenobi

[copper sinew]

Quack on Gin

[glass quail]

btw what do you do on this server?

Like idk if i ever even used it

[crimson basalt]

Crazy how starwars went from characters named luke, owen, leia, han and ben to everyone being named glup shitto and beepo butt

https://tenor.com/view/glup-shitto-glup-shitto-trio-mairibie-gif-20347979

[modest wigeon]

I give up

[lone geyser]

Hey hey Gorilla Gang, I'm having an issue on Cayo Perico and I was wondering if anyone else has experienced it or knows a fix. I've done EVERY setup for Cayo Perico, and when I load in to go to Drainage Tunnel as my entry point with Kosatka as approach, I will have all 4 members at the grate that needs to be cut with the torch and nothing happens. I see no prompt to cut and I did all the setups. I've tried different times of day and reset my pc fully to see if it's a hardware issue (RTX 3070, so shouldn't be) Does anyone know how to fix this?

[upper fractal]

Hey, @lone geyser It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[lone geyser]

Thank you, I'll do that now.

[stable relic]

Find friends, hang out, talk, participate in events, keep up on gta news etc. Look around

[glass quail]

thank you, sorry i havent really seen much of the server. But ill might get well acquainted

[opaque gale]

Stop immediately. GTA 5 has been out since 2013. Give a new game a try.

[glass quail]

woah i just got back into it

[opaque gale]

Well don’t

[glass quail]

im just trying to get into the new dlcs

[glass quail]

why something happen?

[opaque gale]

Just not worth it

[glass quail]

the new dlcs arent worth? I thought this new hangar was some good business and i havent done the garment factory either

[narrow falcon]

Quack gon jin

[opaque gale]

To my knowledge they were good for a week but rockstar always nerfs them

[glass quail]

also kinda crazy to say gta5 is a shit game on a gta focused server

sorry ***

[timid coral]

murica

[opaque gale]

Free speech 🤷🏽‍♂️

[timid coral]

whats this?

let me read

[glass quail]

I didnt say you could say that

[timid coral]

both of u are correct imo

[glass quail]

cool pfp @opaque gale

is that actually your cat or?

[stable relic]

Yeah it's pretty neat. There's also minigames in #🕹┃dank-miner

[opaque gale]

Nope

[timid coral]

i think its crazy to say [blank] is trash on a community that loves [blank]

[opaque gale]

Never owned a cat in my life but I’m planning on it

[stable relic]

Used to be reallt popular a few years ago

[timid coral]

what im saying is uhh
ur basically playing with fire by doing it lol

[opaque gale]

Why isn’t there a Walmart in Europe?

[glass quail]

yeah i did not want to see this today

[timid coral]

too bad

blame whoever put it as a sticker here ig

[stable relic]

If you are enjoying the game dw about it. Enjoy it and have fun while it lasts

[glass quail]

just trying to savor what i had back then

the way im saying it, i sound really old

[opaque gale]

@stable relic discord nitro is a scam but you paid for it 6 consecutive months? That doesn’t add up

[glass quail]

you said gta5 is shit but still on this server lol

[opaque gale]

I’m not active here

[glass quail]

oh

understandable

[timid coral]

people's opinion on the game shouldnt matter imo

everyone is welcome here
just dont start shit

[glass quail]

im not trying to exclude anyone, just curious

[copper sinew]

why you sl*rring bro?

[timid coral]

understandable

[gentle bridge]

@copper sinew i found a coin older than you!

[copper sinew]

Impossible!

[gentle bridge]

Apparently it is

[copper sinew]

I saw dinosaurs through a window

in my living room

[gentle bridge]

1799 cartwheel penny

[copper sinew]

wow

[copper sinew]

-# psst

-# I think they hate us mods...

[gentle bridge]

-# what makes you think that?

[copper sinew]

-# It's super quiet man

[stable relic]

Yeah I got tricked into getting yearly

Been able to save a couple of bucks with it though so not too bad I guess

[opaque gale]

Dang

[stable relic]

Why not

[gentle bridge]

-# perfect time to mention my 1620s 2 shilling

[opaque gale]

Too busy on indeed 😿

[jagged wraith]

how to sleep

[gentle bridge]

close eyes

[jagged wraith]

tried,,

ended right back up on BL1..

[gentle bridge]

err then listen to me drone on about coinage

[lusty atlas]

@unreal echo we playing tonight

[unreal echo]

huh

[lusty atlas]

Like

Video games

I just finished

[unreal echo]

idek cuh

what would we play

[modest wigeon]

Fortnite

Rn

[jagged wraith]

?afk gn maybe

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK: gn maybe

[modest wigeon]

Nite nite

[unreal echo]

mann idk about fortnite rn i’m good

[modest wigeon]

Nah nah I know a creative map it’s goated fr

Trust

[lusty atlas]

NO

[modest wigeon]

YES

[high hound]

Yes

[lusty atlas]

Cooked

[small needle]

Hi

[high hound]

Hi

[small needle]

I’m sleepy

[high hound]

Hi sleepy im dex

[small needle]

Explode

[high hound]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-24664106

[lusty atlas]

no my b so bad, you spend yo cash on a b you never head yuh

[high hound]

Bro fuck off

[lusty atlas]

what is your issue

[high hound]

You

You're my issue

[lusty atlas]

im just chillin

[lusty atlas]

is this a bad time

remember what happened last time

you better off being satisfied

we doin the same shit every time

[high hound]

What happened last time

What is bro being depressed about

[lusty atlas]

song

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/cybermanshow-finland-tips-hat-mlady-gif-13400275

Hewo mawady

[lusty atlas]

ayo

[small needle]

Currently feeling hungry

I shall make something

[jagged wraith]

@high hound

[plain inlet]

When mod

[lusty atlas]

be patient

[unreal echo]

@lusty atlas yeah i’m down to play

[lusty atlas]

im honoured

lemme clean up one sec

[unreal echo]

wait actually

i didn’t think you would say yes

uh

fuck ok

[lusty atlas]

oh

only if you want to...

[unreal echo]

you gonna sleep late?

pretty late

[lusty atlas]

like in an hour probably

[unreal echo]

okay or do you want to do play tomorrow morning only if my mom says so though

gotta ask mom for permission!

[lusty atlas]

grown man btw

[unreal echo]

Nah fr

cause i’m making a lorax edit

so tonight or

LMFAO

[lusty atlas]

we can play tomorrow

I can go to bed now

[unreal echo]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-catto-cats-gif-2693509101423175460

[lusty atlas]

you make your edit

I weanna see it though

[unreal echo]

alr just started on it

[undone spire]

Jew😔

[lusty atlas]

:(

[unreal echo]

Good morrow, fair friend. May thy days be graced with honor, thy path lit by virtue, and thy heart ever steadfast in truth. I bid thee welcome, with the esteem befitting one of thy noble bearing.

Shouldst thou wish it in the tongue of heralds or with flourish fit for a courtly feast, I shall oblige most gladly.

[modest wigeon]

I speak for the tres

Leches

[lusty atlas]

you didnt answer my voice noce

onte

[narrow falcon]

Fooshes

[narrow falcon]

Tres leches?

[viscid barn]

how is this guy always online

literally everytime

[lusty atlas]

which guy

[viscid barn]

aussie

[lusty atlas]

unemployed

[viscid barn]

mmm thought so

[grim bobcat]

Can I see?

[unreal echo]

sure when i’m done

[grim bobcat]

oki

[unreal echo]

i forgot ngl

[lusty atlas]

i see how it is

you hate me

[unreal echo]

nah just was around others when i opened it and forgot to come back to it

go to sleep

[lusty atlas]

other FRIENDS?!?!?

[modest wigeon]

Crazy

[lusty atlas]

I thought you didnt have those

[unreal echo]

my family

[lusty atlas]

oh

yea

i was gonna say the hypocrisy

[unreal echo]

you forget i was at the beach

[grim bobcat]

sand

[lusty atlas]

maybe you went with your friends

I do that

[unreal echo]

lol

sounds like a dream

[grim bobcat]

hellooo

[lusty atlas]

shirtless men ❤️

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-princess-hello-kitty-hello-kitten-hwello-pwincess-discord-mod-gif-8006257255753720434

[lusty atlas]

go moderate 🙏

[modest wigeon]

I’m on lunch break give 2 mins

[bitter apex]

Shush

[modest wigeon]

Should I invest in vbucks with the current state of our economy or should I wait

[lusty atlas]

good morning!

[bitter apex]

?afk sleep again

[upper fractal]

@bitter apex I set your AFK: sleep again

[grim bobcat]

hawa u

[grim bobcat]

invest in turkish lira, trust me

(probably a worse choice than stock because ₺ is constantly 📉)

[grave tusk]

I’m gutted gotta wait 2 more weeks til payday to get a new Xbox controller missing my gaming

[mental elk]

Hey guys😎

[modest wigeon]

Hello

[lusty atlas]

hi there

[calm hearth]

How's it going guys, good morning

[modest wigeon]

Good morning

[lusty atlas]

not bad yourself

[calm hearth]

I'm awake since like, 6:30 and fell asleep at like 2:30

[left quail]

hello

[modest wigeon]

Hello

[calm hearth]

slight headache but outside of that I'm grand

[grim bobcat]

I‘m awake since 7, went to sleep short after 0

[modest wigeon]

Drink water

[lusty atlas]

anyways

[calm hearth]

Good Idea, I forgot to like 2 times already

[modest wigeon]

I just bring a gallon of water around with men

Hench bullying from beyond 🥀

[calm hearth]

lmao

[modest wigeon]

Should I buy the Indian emotes in Fortnite

[calm hearth]

The what now?

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex

[upper fractal]

hench is AFK: “perhaps they fear a power greater then their own. something calls to me can't you hear it something stirs here can't you see it" - 3 minutes ago

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-master-chief-halo-dance-victory-royale-gif-19757052

[calm hearth]

Ah, well, if you wanna

Not gonna gatekeep anyone from in-game purchases when I spent money on league

[lusty atlas]

the what

[calm hearth]

this lol

[lusty atlas]

?afk bedtime

[upper fractal]

@lusty atlas I set your AFK: bedtime

[grim bobcat]

just go offline…?
it‘s not like you HAVE to be here.

[upper fractal]

cochon is AFK: bedtime - a few seconds ago

[timid coral]

im leaving the state in like the 20th

[calm hearth]

lmfao

[timid coral]

for my 2 month long vacation

[west fjord]

Femboys respect

[undone spire]

Thou art hereby demoted for excessive chivalry and grievous overuse of courtly flourish.

[lusty atlas]

Mb bro

Sorry I annoyed you by using my perm

[grim bobcat]

not really by doing that

[narrow falcon]

@plain inlet He talking to you

[lusty atlas]

Alright

[plain inlet]

??

https://tenor.com/view/mods-reaction-low-tier-god-gif-3069402631519613407

[unreal echo]

Thinkest thou to demote me? I outrank thee by station and decree. Thy plots are but whispers in the wind. I remain steadfast, invulnerable, and far above thy reach. Tread carefully

goodnight

[small needle]

Hi Jewelz

[ripe field]

Yo guys can I ask for some advice

[small needle]

Sure

[calm hearth]

Ask away, someone might know the answers

[small needle]

Take it with a grain of salt because we are just some people on discord

[calm hearth]

[ripe field]

I recently started playing after my brother left me his account what Is the doomsday thing is it even a heist

[small needle]

I thought it was like life advice lol

That’s more of a question not advice

Anyways! It is a heist

You can google it or go to #🚔┃gta-discussion they can help you more there

[ripe field]

Lmao i will need help with that as well don't u worry

[small needle]

Don’t we alllll

[ripe field]

Aight thanks also what's a good like side buisness the passive income ones

[calm hearth]

I should see a psychiatrist about my probable ADHD and Autism lmao

[small needle]

Uhhh nightclub is good if you have a lot of businesses

Bunker is a good starter

[calm hearth]

I'd say the Nightclub is the top one for passive income

[small needle]

ADHD is really common

[ripe field]

What about the beickade 6x6

[small needle]

Both of those overlap a lot

[ripe field]

Approx how long would it take me to get my money back on that investment

[small needle]

I mean it takes a long time and nightclub requires a lot of investment

[calm hearth]

depends on which Nightclub you get, lemme do some calculations cuz I don't have the numbers in my head lol

[small needle]

If you are just starting out Bunker is better

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drastic-buh-suh-yuh-gif-9751183641109109548

[small needle]

As far as what you get hourly and the sells that can be done solo

[ripe field]

U r talking about bunker correct

[small needle]

Yeah

Bunker is best starter IMHO

[ripe field]

Thank you but like is the doomsday like pay really good or something

Cuz I heard its embery difficult

[calm hearth]

the cheapest nightclub with only the passive income gets your money back in 18.16 hours of in-game online time

that being said, you can do missions that pay and I don't remember if the setups pay anything either

[ripe field]

@calm hearth thank u for doing so much math i would never

[plain inlet]

18.16 in game time?

[calm hearth]

yes

[plain inlet]

So little over half an hour?

[calm hearth]

18.16 HOURS

[small needle]

I think he means like 18 hours IRL

[calm hearth]

irl hours lmao

[plain inlet]

You said in game time

[small needle]

Like in the game

Yeah like playing the game you dork

[calm hearth]

18 hours irl that you spent online

lmfao

[small needle]

Money doesn’t generate if you’re offline

[ripe field]

I learnt that the hard way

[calm hearth]

and that's taken into account that you went into your nightclub every 96 minutes or when the nightclub made 100k to do the popularity missions inside, which can be either throwing out a disturbance, which is just one press of a button or taking a VIP somewhere

[ripe field]

@calm hearth is like the doomsday heist have a massive payout or something I heard its very difficult

[grim bobcat]

the economy is fucked anyway

[calm hearth]

I have no idea, I only did one heist to get the Trade Price for the Armored Kuruma lmao

I don't do heists because they assume I have friends to play with

[plain inlet]

The overall payout if you do all 3 acts is pretty decent

[ripe field]

15m?

[plain inlet]

The difficulty atleast for me wasn't that bad

[true hatch]

Nowhere near that

[calm hearth]

oh wait WHAT? if you dance for 1 hour in the Nightclub you get 20K for free and a T-shirt?

[plain inlet]

Not that high 💀

It's like 4m

[calm hearth]

(for each DJ)

[ripe field]

And how long do all 3 acts take

[ripe field]

If u do that u r insane

[calm hearth]

Honestly

[true hatch]

A few hours or so

[ripe field]

I just like driving around like a headless chicken

[calm hearth]

Honestly that's what I've been doing nowadays, I do the stuff that refresh daily and then just wait for businesses to fill stock (I still have to sell my bunker stock sometime lmao)

[ripe field]

It has a total of 29 MISSIONS WTF

[true hatch]

Yeah, it's not a quick thing

[ripe field]

For 4 mil that's a sham

[plain inlet]

Give or take almost an hour for each act

[ripe field]

Just do cayo 4 times

[plain inlet]

So like the money to time spent isn't that far skewed

[calm hearth]

I recommend you do the Cluckin' Bell Heist, which is not TECHNICALLY a heist, but it can be done in about an hour, hour and a half and pays half a mil or 750k with the first time bonus iirc

[calm hearth]

It's about the same as every other late heist

[ripe field]

Do i have to buy anything for it

[dense terrace]

nope

[calm hearth]

nope, just go to the big V on the map

and you can start it

[ripe field]

Thanks man I was so bored I started delivering pizzas

[plain inlet]

Isn't the cool down for cayo extremely long

[calm hearth]

Honest to god, delivering Pizzas is pretty good from what I've heard lol

[calm hearth]

for solo players yeahh

and you have to have the Sub that costs 3.8mil

[plain inlet]

3 in game days wow

[calm hearth]

okay, only 2.2, I lied

[ripe field]

Yes but it's less stress

[ripe field]

Oh I just eat it on the way it almost never reaches the customer

[plain inlet]

It's 2 hours per heist

[calm hearth]

lmao

[ripe field]

I got it for like 1

[plain inlet]

Dd isn't that stressful

Unless you're doing ddcmm

[calm hearth]

Also if you're that bored you can do taxi work too, it pays progressively more and more

[ripe field]

Ddcmm is that some disorder

[dense terrace]

whats ddcmm

[plain inlet]

Doomsday criminal mastermind

[dense terrace]

oof okay

[plain inlet]

Like normal cmm but with the doomsday heists

I got til the final act and the game out of nowhere reseted the progress

[calm hearth]

[dense terrace]

[ripe field]

U r so mean

I love it

[calm hearth]

Well, someone's gotta be

[ripe field]

Fair

I hope they bring cross platform play in gta 6

[calm hearth]

Honestly I thought the enhanced edition would have it since it's only for new gen consoles and pc...

But no, they just made a better starter bonus with a tutorial that makes you set up the business you start with and removed the in-game chat because why not

[plain inlet]

In game chat was kind of a mess

[calm hearth]

It was still better than the phone messages

[plain inlet]

It's all modmenu ads

[calm hearth]

honestly haven't seen an active modder in enhanced

not like in the OG version

[plain inlet]

They finally have a working anticheat

Only took 12 years

[calm hearth]

bruh one of my daily challenges is "Complete the Diamond Casino Heist Finale" fuck off XD

[plain inlet]

That heist is ingrained into my memory

I remembered everything there was about that heist

[calm hearth]

bro I don't even know where to start it

[plain inlet]

Arcade

[calm hearth]

oh nvm I remember

[unreal echo]

rip

[calm hearth]

caps lock deletion activated
anyways;
**I don't have a fucking Arcade why am I getting this daily **

I need double the amount of money I have rn to buy the CHEAPEST arcade .-.

I'll guess I'm gonna start my week-streak of dailies tomorrow, damn it

[sharp glen]

[fleet fog]

Hey

[calm hearth]

Thank you for your input unknown-user, now you've made my mind at peace.

Blue Lord will remember that

[left quail]

wsp

[plain inlet]

Cheapest one is not worth 😭

[vestal sierra]

Blue lord you're so cool I hope you don't .. explode

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-14969906419403202204

[calm hearth]

Exqctly

[calm hearth]

I'm trying not to, don't worry

[plain inlet]

I'm trying to, do worry

[calm hearth]

After the smells I've been put through I might

[grim bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-exploding-explosion-gato-gif-12847750658526083614

[grim bobcat]

not worth it
buy one in the city not just any

[calm hearth]

Cleaning the house and the 4 day old chicken in the oven was not a good smell I tell ya guys

[grim bobcat]

I‘ve seen people actually try robbing the casino with a Paleto Bay Arcade

you‘ll loose more money choosing that location than you would just buying a close one to the casino

[plain inlet]

La messa all the way ngl

[calm hearth]

Honestly it's like a 200k difference

[frozen ember]

Sup

[plain inlet]

The sky

[grim bobcat]

the one next to the garment?

[frozen ember]

What

[plain inlet]

'Sup, short for "what's up"

[frozen ember]

Ok

[calm hearth]

I swear to god old people become gta NPC's when they enter a store

[frozen ember]

They always walk slow and look on the fridge

[timid coral]

im not a criminal

BUT

if u cant pretend to become an npc, u will have a hard time

im just sayin

[calm hearth]

Nah bro they literally become scripted, walking slowly in the middle of the aisle, skipping like when they are presented the chance, taking a while to pay as well and buying for a month every time

[modest wigeon]

@clear tiger wya

[timid coral]

Neutral Colors:

Wear muted colors like black, grey, or brown, as these tend to blend in with various environments.

there's a reason why bank robbers wear dark clothing

[bitter apex]

npc

[modest wigeon]

Mexican dirt tan best color for that

[bitter apex]

Hi

[grim bobcat]

so thats why banks use light color within the interior

[modest wigeon]

No

[timid coral]

i have a weird idea

[bitter apex]

Shush

[modest wigeon]

No

[timid coral]

dress up as a prisoner
rob a store
roach out

[grim bobcat]

why as a prisoner

[modest wigeon]

Does Mickey D’s in Great Britain have the mozzarella sticks

[timid coral]

"what does the suspect look like?"
"he wears full orange, looks like an escapee"
"what"

so, the cops are more focused on people who are wearing orange

because its a bright color

[grim bobcat]

but at this point you dressed orange…

[modest wigeon]

I wonder what would happen if you dressed up like a robber and went to a bank, and just deposited a pay check

Like normal

[timid coral]

thats why u have to get a disguise
get the most npc looking pair of shirt and pants

[grim bobcat]

or just withdrew money from your bank account.

[timid coral]

optionally shoes also

[modest wigeon]

Ya but ur still getting money

With that

[bitter apex]

They prob ask you to take your mask off tbf

[grim bobcat]

no you‘re not
the profit you make is 0

[modest wigeon]

obviously

[timid coral]

at first, the cops gonna assume that

a prisoner just escaped, and he robbed a store to get some cash to get out of the state

[modest wigeon]

I’m saying you are LEAVING with money in hand, instead of dropping it off

[grim bobcat]

I actually wonder if someone ever went into a bank with a gun up, just so they can be first at the desk to then deposit money.

[modest wigeon]

Prolly

[grim bobcat]

to skip the queue yk?

[timid coral]

i have an outfit idea in mind

white shirt
black jacket
black tie
white surgical gloves
black jeans

shoes, uhh
white pair of converse ig

[grim bobcat]

why the gloves

[timid coral]

in november 2023
i went to s. korea

since its near winter, i got myself a pair of gloves

[modest wigeon]

Okay

[merry wren]

sorry if I missed anything but why is there no update week video?

[timid coral]

nothing screams a robber more than a pair of aviators

i swear

[modest wigeon]

Sir

It comes out later today

[merry wren]

wiat wut

[timid coral]

set a 14 hour timer

[modest wigeon]

Every week around like 3-5pm est

[merry wren]

omg its not thursday

[modest wigeon]

Wednesday

[merry wren]

i thought it was thursday💔

[timid coral]

for me, now its

2:07pm
Wednesday, 6/4/2025

[merry wren]

mb guys

[modest wigeon]

Gng are u ok

[timid coral]

its okayy

[swift umbra]

09:07 here

[modest wigeon]

It just became Wednesday for me

[timid coral]

i like ur pfp

[merry wren]

no i get hit in the head a lot man

[modest wigeon]

Thank you

[timid coral]

speaking of 7

[velvet forum]

hi guys

[timid coral]

my estimated height is around 5'6 or 5'7

[timid coral]

hey there

[merry wren]

u know what comes after 7

8

[swift umbra]

Mine is 6’4

I think idk the maths

It’s 190cm

[merry wren]

and you ould say i ate with this pfp😜

[timid coral]

u know who's abt to come?
donald

[grim bobcat]

5‘5 for me if we use freedom units

[modest wigeon]

Say on ur mom

That ur 6’4

[merry wren]

i hope hes boutta come

no diddy

[swift umbra]

I think 190cm converts to about 6’4

Or it’s close at least

[grim bobcat]

1.90??? 💀

[timid coral]

apparently

to convert cm to feet easily (not accurate, but close enough approximation)

cm / 30

example: 180 / 30 = 6 feet

[merry wren]

isnt it more like 6'2

[modest wigeon]

6 foot 2

[grim bobcat]

feet 🦶

I got two

[swift umbra]

6’2 then

[merry wren]

maybe 6'2.5

who knows

[swift umbra]

I’m Dutch

[merry wren]

i just gamble

[calm hearth]

I missed so much

[merry wren]

i have a plan ahh

[grim bobcat]

Is that normal for dutch?
Because we are right below you and I‘m 1.68

[merry wren]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-aurther-morgan-plan-goddamn-gif-23408364

[modest wigeon]

What even happens in the Netherlands

[swift umbra]

Pretty much

[grim bobcat]

nvm messed it up with denmark

[merry wren]

did u say the NETHER??

[grim bobcat]

I mean right next to you

[swift umbra]

Not even close

[grim bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/nether-steve-jack-black-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-gif-4194763656518713028

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-8675616492999829547

[swift umbra]

Germany is between the two

[grim bobcat]

netherlands, right next to it, on the right side, germany

[merry wren]

ahahaha jinx

anyway bye guys imma go gamble at cas

[grim bobcat]

cas?
like the caculator?

[swift umbra]

Quite a gap

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-arcane-season-two-season-2-silly-gif-6419043456885539656

[grim bobcat]

wdym

[timid coral]

(Cope)nhangen

[plain inlet]

Nah cas like close air support

[swift umbra]

It’s natural selection basically

[grim bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-huh-what-look-gif-15891526

[timid coral]

not her land

[modest wigeon]

Wdym

[modest wigeon]

Octopus behind it

[frozen ember]

hi man

[grim bobcat]

survival of the better adjusted

[grim bobcat]

adjusted?

[frozen ember]

What is this show about

[swift umbra]

Dutch girls like tall men. So tall people usually get married easier. Which then results in more tall genes being reproduced

[grim bobcat]

better like matching

or smth

[frozen ember]

I heard it’s great

[grim bobcat]

Dude thats a 22cm gap 💀

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-cas-close-air-support-war-thunder-gif-1288610088411731974

[swift umbra]

Between?

[grim bobcat]

u n me

[swift umbra]

Lmao

[grim bobcat]

thats like

[swift umbra]

I’m not even the tallest in my class

[grim bobcat]

a lot 💀

[swift umbra]

Like around average

[grim bobcat]

[plain inlet]

25 gap

[swift umbra]

We had a dude who was 2m

But he quit

[modest wigeon]

I needa move to the Netherlands

[plain inlet]

[grim bobcat]

7 feet or smth whatever

[swift umbra]

Would recommend

[grim bobcat]

6.6 or smth

[swift umbra]

Clean out here

[plain inlet]

Sorry but they like tall men

[modest wigeon]

Just for the bihes

[modest wigeon]

I am 6’5

[swift umbra]

Bikes also a good thing. Easy to move about

[swift umbra]

Minus 1’5?

[grim bobcat]

how much cm is an inch again?

[grim bobcat]

no thats me

[modest wigeon]

Idk

[swift umbra]

Around 30 no?

[plain inlet]

5 flat?

[grim bobcat]

but without the .5

[calm hearth]

What?

[modest wigeon]

No

[grim bobcat]

no 5.5

[swift umbra]

Oh yea pickle, if you were to go here you’d have to learn metric

[timid coral]

oh shit

[grim bobcat]

I read incorrectly

[swift umbra]

(For the better, trust me)

[grim bobcat]

30kph sign
decides to drive 30mph

[swift umbra]

Police would nuke you if you did that

That’s almost going 50

[modest wigeon]

Is that all they want is tall people?

[grim bobcat]

130kph sign
drives 130mph

[swift umbra]

No, also personality and such

But tall girls want tall men

[swift umbra]

Autobahn moment

[grim bobcat]

tall girls?

how tall are they 💀

[swift umbra]

Yea you’re smaller than the average Dutch girl

Sorry

[modest wigeon]

Well yeah if I were a girl I wouldn’t wanna be dating lord farquad ass guy

How tall are the women

[swift umbra]

Average length I believe is around 180cm

[swift umbra]

But hard to judge since you also have a lot of foreign people here who are a lot shorter

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/quite-big-thats-gif-18363059

[swift umbra]

But if you look at born and raised Dutch, that’s about the length

[plain inlet]

Colonialized by the tallest people, end up having the shortest people

[modest wigeon]

Why u saying length like they are measured like a plank of wood