💬┃gorilla-chat

[plain inlet]

True

[lavish flame]

Jingle bell

Jingle bell

[narrow falcon]

Jingle balls more like

[errant kestrel]

you should listen to toto Africa

[lavish flame]

[narrow falcon]

Waka waka eh eh

[clear tiger]

Jingle all the way?

[errant kestrel]

I guess the rains down in Africa

[lavish flame]

Theres no way 😭

[clear tiger]

Deleted 👀

Get fucked

[plain inlet]

Isng if bless

[narrow falcon]

What did you say

[errant kestrel]

Huh

[lavish flame]

Two dogs fighting in the street woke me up

[plain inlet]

Isn't it sorry major typo 💀

[clear tiger]

What did YOU say?

[lavish flame]

I'm gonna eat them if they dont stop

[narrow falcon]

Probably something freaky

[errant kestrel]

I'm still confused

[clear tiger]

Blinker city

[plain inlet]

I meant isn't it I bless the rain njjfej fo

[clear tiger]

Shall we?

[plain inlet]

KH MY

😭

[modest wigeon]

Tauriel hydrate rq

[plain inlet]

I'm dying

[modest wigeon]

Tragic

[plain inlet]

Send an ambulance

[clear tiger]

Damn you right 😔

[modest wigeon]

Ambalam ain’t comin

[narrow falcon]

Drink the water

[errant kestrel]

Royal medical corps on the way

[modest wigeon]

I can’t call Taiwan amalam for u

[clear tiger]

I need to drive out to Michigan and secure the yarts again soon

Yart security

[plain inlet]

That has to be racist

[narrow falcon]

W

[plain inlet]

💀

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-bob-blob-stare-gif-1160213367645308177

How

[plain inlet]

You KNOW I'm not Taiwanese

[clear tiger]

😂😂

[timid coral]

[modest wigeon]

It a island somewhere over yonder

[narrow falcon]

Arent you british

[errant kestrel]

hopefully then I have a British femboy

[plain inlet]

That's even worse 💀

[modest wigeon]

[timid coral]

[errant kestrel]

join me in Britain

[narrow falcon]

Whay

[modest wigeon]

Wsg crust

[plain inlet]

I don't like Britain 🥀

[high hound]

Oh yeah? Very cute spiderman tiktoks ur sending

[upper fractal]

mr_hench is AFK: i sleep i have slept i will sleep - 2 hours ago

[modest wigeon]

Great Britain is horrible

[timid coral]

online class

[errant kestrel]

THIS DVD IS ENHANCED WITH DISNEY’S FAST PLAY. YOUR MOVIE AND A SELECTION OF BONUS FEATURES WILL BEGIN AUTOMATICALLY. TO BYPASS FAST PLAY SELECT THE “MAIN MENU” BUTTON AT ANY TIME. FAST PLAY WILL BEGIN IN A MOMENT. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[errant kestrel]

Brother

[modest wigeon]

Don’t do that gng

[narrow falcon]

Oh shush before tauriel throws something at you

[timid coral]

this dvd is enhanced with disney's ass

[errant kestrel]

I'd win

[narrow falcon]

Nah

[high hound]

Yo

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kyu-kurarin-kafu-kaf-gif-27138283

[errant kestrel]

How are you lad

[modest wigeon]

[narrow falcon]

What

[modest wigeon]

What she finna throw

[narrow falcon]

Im saying like a brick or something

[high hound]

Not bad ngl, wbu

[errant kestrel]

I'm good

[modest wigeon]

Brick

Man should I go to gym rn or in the morning

[narrow falcon]

A brick like one thats used in construction

[modest wigeon]

Used

[narrow falcon]

What

What does that even mean

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-laugh-gif-27223950

[plain inlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252458016641646592/1261762199785832489/caption-1-3.gif

[errant kestrel]

This server gets freaky

[plain inlet]

That tends to happen when tauriel is mentioned

[narrow falcon]

Asylum seeker brother or whatever the thingy is

Idk

[errant kestrel]

True

[narrow falcon]

Im special

[modest wigeon]

She freaky

[plain inlet]

She has that aura that makes everything around her freaky

[modest wigeon]

Fr

[narrow falcon]

Freaky aura

Boy im so hungry

Hungry enough to eat a.....

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/im-so-hungry-i-could-gif-4107604657722675486

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/färd-pferd-horse-pferdegesicht-horseface-gif-3528284947006317144

Okay buddy who removed my embed

[plain inlet]

Lol

No gif perms

[narrow falcon]

Not the same thing

[lusty atlas]

@plain rune

[plain inlet]

I'm gonna go watch murder

[modest wigeon]

Crazy

Ain’t it like 4am

[plain inlet]

9 💀

Also what's wrong with murder watching

[modest wigeon]

What even is that

[timid coral]

are they here

ill take that as a no

[plain inlet]

Cro doesn't know 🥀

[timid coral]

nvm

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kizumonogatari-anime-murder-of-crows-birds-gif-12099207

[timid coral]

[plain inlet]

This is a murder

[modest wigeon]

I know

I thought u meant a show or sum shit why u watching just some birds 😭

[narrow falcon]

Crazy

[plain inlet]

Crows are cool

[lusty atlas]

hi

[plain inlet]

Corvids in general are cool

[plain inlet]

Do you only ever go into chat to say hi

Then ?afk sleep

[lusty atlas]

yes

[plain inlet]

Istg every single time I see someone get mod that always happens

[lusty atlas]

no im different

im just busy atm

and its dead:(

[modest wigeon]

He not at home

[lavish flame]

Who likes chocolate

[lavish flame]

Hi sherk

[lusty atlas]

me

me

me

[lavish flame]

🍫

For you

[shrewd badge]

shork

[lavish flame]

Shrok

[lusty atlas]

sherk

[lavish flame]

What happens if we ping tgg

And say hi

Do we get sent to the void

[lusty atlas]

bad athings

[lavish flame]

Don't send me there please

Who can i ping and say hi to

[shrewd badge]

hench

[lusty atlas]

shork

ping him 3 times

[shrewd badge]

ping me three times and ill make you disappear

[lavish flame]

What happens if i do it 4 times..

[high hound]

Im with u

[lavish flame]

Uh oh

[lusty atlas]

ill be even happier

do dex too

[errant kestrel]

I'll join

[lavish flame]

Can i ping you 2 times

[high hound]

🤝

[high hound]

Me? Sure

[lavish flame]

Can i ping you 4 times

[lavish flame]

Ok habibi next time chat is dead I'll ping you and say hi

[lusty atlas]

@high hound

@high hound

@high hound

[errant kestrel]

Nein

[lavish flame]

Warum

[plain inlet]

あああああああaaaaaaa

[lavish flame]

Can i ping you

To say hi

[high hound]

If i text u something in dms and wanted to wait for ur late ass response i wouldve sent u an envelope by a fucking pigeon

[lusty atlas]

IM MID GAME BE PATIENT

[plain inlet]

Hey

Don't disrespect carrier pigeons

[lavish flame]

I'm never pinging you in my life

[lavish flame]

😭😭

[plain inlet]

You just pinged..

[lavish flame]

That doesn't count

I was replying

:

I'll go to sleep

[plain inlet]

Another ping

[lavish flame]

Goodnight invisible people

[lavish flame]

Reply

[high hound]

Right

[plain inlet]

A reply can contain pings

[lavish flame]

I'll argue with you tomorrow

But i won't ping you

I'll reply to you

[plain inlet]

Still a ping

[lusty atlas]

@plain inlet

[modest wigeon]

Tamado likes chocolate

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/remus-lupin-eat-harry-potter-food-hungry-gif-11062133

[lusty atlas]

hi nox

hi nox

[copper sinew]

is it something I said?

[gritty shale]

hi

[errant kestrel]

Hi

[copper sinew]

maybe something I sat in?

[timid coral]

hi

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-bounce-emiru-excited-emi-bounce-emi-happy-emiru-happy-gif-8842750701219537892

me happy :D

[modest wigeon]

I’m watching ts rn actually

[copper sinew]

That chocolate trick low-key works tho.

Rowling was onto something there.

[plain inlet]

Okay buddy

[lusty atlas]

hii

[copper sinew]

@plain inlet

[timid coral]

only boy (in the world)

[copper sinew]

Be warned tho pretty sure I sat in something weird.

[plain inlet]

I'm sure you sit in weird stuff all the time

Anyways pukeko

[gritty shale]

@lusty atlas I have money to buy your family I am going to buy them then cook them then eat them

[lusty atlas]

but I like my family

[gritty shale]

I like eating them

[gritty shale]

who else is with me

[timid coral]

oh fucking shit

a worm just entered my room

[gritty shale]

skill issue

[lavish musk]

No more fakey?

[small needle]

Hi

[lavish musk]

Hi Bean

[small needle]

Hi Dob

[lavish musk]

Hru

[small needle]

I’m reading

[lavish musk]

I see

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-jack-black-illiterate-cant-read-gif-14660502255111263009

[lavish musk]

Well Coffeebean, I'm going to bed how about that

[modest wigeon]

Duub

[lavish musk]

Wut

[modest wigeon]

It is 5 am

[lusty atlas]

same

[lavish musk]

Yes

But you're acting like your schedule is better

[small needle]

Goodnight my Dub

[lavish musk]

Nite nite

[modest wigeon]

It’s worse

[lavish musk]

Gn Coffeebean

[lavish musk]

I know

[gritty shale]

sus

[plain inlet]

Sussus amogus

[copper sinew]

What are we calling sus guys? I don't get it...

[small needle]

Sus is short for suspicious btw

[copper sinew]

I saw the Among Us videos when that was a hot topic.

[plain inlet]

Woah among us merch is being sold in hot topic?!

[copper sinew]

Of course I'd get gaslit during an Among us moment.. ofc!

[hollow slate]

who warned me💔

didnt even do nothing :(_ _

[plain inlet]

Whats the warning for

[hollow slate]

"nsfw"😭

like WHAT

[plain inlet]

Jajajaj

[unreal echo]

[random wren]

I just did the kayo perego heist can someone help me do it correctly

[lusty belfry]

No

[upper fractal]

Hey @random wren, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#☝lfg-info

[random wren]

Awesome 👍🏽👍🏽

[plain inlet]

Kayo perego

[copper sinew]

Cayenne Perogi

[modest wigeon]

Alright guys it’s quiet time now

Nobody chat for the next 30 mins

[jagged wraith]

Ok

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-21215170

Nobody chat for 30 mins starting nowwwww

[jagged wraith]

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

[jagged wraith]

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-gif-8204411509153118973

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/おはよう-merry-christmas-elf-angry-gif-24381711

[modest wigeon]

That’s fine shyt

[copper sinew]

She's Foine!

[jagged wraith]

No she's not

[fierce inlet]

lol

[jagged wraith]

Ezio is

[errant kestrel]

Would

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/rwj-yfm-ray-william-johnson-tweaking-twerking-gif-13559432329458996825

Hypnosis, successful.
Chat, entranced.

[clear tiger]

Hush up

[copper sinew]

too much twerk?

[clear tiger]

No just want you to hush up

☺️

[copper sinew]

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[errant kestrel]

What if I blow up?

[narrow falcon]

Bro is not c4

[errant kestrel]

bro is napalm

[narrow falcon]

Le fire

[errant kestrel]

And as the quote goes

[copper sinew]

Stress eating?

[errant kestrel]

napalm sticks to kids

[narrow falcon]

What

You cant say that

[errant kestrel]

It's a actual quote

[errant kestrel]

I hardly eat

[narrow falcon]

Or eating hard

Wait

[errant kestrel]

?

Ayo

[narrow falcon]

Thats not what i mean

I meant it like eating a lot

Goddamn it

Def getting muted

Just because i cant express myself

[errant kestrel]

Napalm is a flammable, sticky incendiary substance that was developed for military use. It is designed to adhere to surfaces and burn at extremely high temperatures, making it especially devastating in warfare. Here’s a more detailed breakdown:

[narrow falcon]

Yeah ik what it is

[errant kestrel]

Original Napalm (WWII era): A combination of naphthenic and palmitic acids (hence "napalm") mixed with gasoline to create a gel.

Napalm-B (modern version): An improved version that uses benzene, polystyrene, and gasoline. This burns longer and more intensely than the original.

[narrow falcon]

Oh shush

[copper sinew]

and yet we still haven't figured out what Greek Fire is.

[narrow falcon]

Easy

Pompeii but in greece

[errant kestrel]

I can do planes next

[narrow falcon]

No

Thats spam

[errant kestrel]

yeah

[copper sinew]

apparently greek fire ignites with water...

[errant kestrel]

Nox can I do one paragraph on planes

[copper sinew]

maybe a magnesium substance..

[copper sinew]

Don't text wall?

[errant kestrel]

I'll try

[narrow falcon]

I can't say what i want to say because its super racist and i would get banned so im exercising my self control

[errant kestrel]

Just don't warn me if I accidentally do

[narrow falcon]

My thoughts betray me

[copper sinew]

I know you guys are saying stuff... but I'm honestly hearing "Please warn me, before I do something stupid!"

[narrow falcon]

But you cant hand out punishment before the crime

[copper sinew]

[narrow falcon]

Because there may never have been a crime

[errant kestrel]

The Gloster Meteor was developed in response to early German jet programs.

It was the only Allied jet aircraft to see combat in WWII, though it never engaged enemy jet fighters during that time.

One of its most successful early roles was intercepting German V-1 flying bombs over Brita

[narrow falcon]

Thats like getting arrested because you may commit armed robbery in 29 years

[errant kestrel]

Twin-engine, straight-wing design with tricycle landing gear.

Early models had modest performance, but it was stable and reliable, which made it an excellent platform for further jet development.

It was easier and safer to fly than the German Messerschmitt Me 262.

[clear tiger]

I told you hush

[narrow falcon]

Ong

[copper sinew]

Pretty sure if it can be proved that you had intent to commit a crime, you can be charged...

[hollow slate]

yikes

[jagged wraith]

why flags in AC brotherhood

[clear tiger]

😂😭

[jagged wraith]

it's gonna be a stupid grind like the feathers..?

[errant kestrel]

Bush

[narrow falcon]

But thats not the same thing
"Oh i need some money, im really struggling-"
"Suspect is armed in 28 years so we might as well shoot him now"

[hollow slate]

did 9/11

[copper sinew]

just saying.

[clear tiger]

Ewwwe

[narrow falcon]

Assassin's creed or Asseto Corsa

[clear tiger]

He said bush

[narrow falcon]

Trees better than bushes

Trees provide shade

[errant kestrel]

I speak to the tress

[narrow falcon]

Bushes sit on the ground and dont do nothing

[errant kestrel]

I burn the trees with napalm

[narrow falcon]

Oh you're ginger?

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disgust-gif-14056253443273255719

I saw that

Doc

[errant kestrel]

I'd rather jump

[silver frost]

nox did you give me tonsillitis

[narrow falcon]

Okay buddy

[copper sinew]

@hollow slate if I break a rule and delete the evidence, did I break a rule?

[hollow slate]

eh?

[silver frost]

valid

[narrow falcon]

Told you to stop smushing with everyone

[hollow slate]

no

[copper sinew]

yes I did.

you failed the test

[errant kestrel]

what he say

[hollow slate]

sigh

[narrow falcon]

What did you delete

Naughty nox

[silver frost]

nox did it to me, i didnt want it

[narrow falcon]

Are you saying he forced himself onto you

[jagged wraith]

Assassin's creed

[hollow slate]

@copper sinew i wanna file a complaint

[silver frost]

no hablo ingles

[narrow falcon]

L

[silver frost]

can i counter this complaint

[narrow falcon]

Por favour?

[silver frost]

Nihao

[hollow slate]

i was unjustly warned smh

[copper sinew]

#📁〢support／report

[narrow falcon]

Bro likes the smooches

[silver frost]

Nein

[narrow falcon]

Yuh uh

[hollow slate]

[errant kestrel]

I like ham sandwiches

[silver frost]

is there an english only rule @copper sinew

[narrow falcon]

Crazy

[copper sinew]

#📜┃all-server-info

used to be

[narrow falcon]

Okay chat getting boring

Theres a bomb strapped to my chest

[silver frost]

damn

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-spongebob-gif-27696536

[copper sinew]

#9

[narrow falcon]

What

[silver frost]

@copper sinew does morse code apply to english only

[narrow falcon]

.

[copper sinew]

[silver frost]

-. --- -..- .. ... .- --. --- .-. .. .-.. .-.. .-

[narrow falcon]

Me when Stroll:

[silver frost]

this sentence is not a lie

[narrow falcon]

Hey you cant say that about people of colour

[silver frost]

yeah brochaloni didnt translate 1 bit of that

[hollow slate]

nooo

[errant kestrel]

He ain't

[narrow falcon]

Dont aound so enthused geez

[silver frost]

yes he is

my wifis back

disconnected me for a sec

[hollow slate]

what im not😭

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-huh-gif-23805242

[narrow falcon]

@copper sinew you may wanna translate that

[silver frost]

seems like nox already did

[errant kestrel]

-. .- .--. .- .-.. -- ... - .. -.-. -.- ... - --- -.- .. -.. ...

[narrow falcon]

Its called sarcasm

[hollow slate]

what's that?

[silver frost]

technically not wrong

[narrow falcon]

You forgot an n

"Apalm"

[silver frost]

its napalm

[copper sinew]

Something that come off very rude without a tell

[narrow falcon]

Yeah but the second time he forgot the n

[hollow slate]

anyone knows what happened to foxx?

[copper sinew]

and super hard to translate to text.

[copper sinew]

He came back.

[silver frost]

aids

[copper sinew]

He had a kid.

[silver frost]

(rip)

[narrow falcon]

I used to use the happy dog sticker but then i got a warning

[copper sinew]

And he's playing dnd

[hollow slate]

NOO

[silver frost]

yep

[hollow slate]

ong?

im still in his crew lmao

i think

[copper sinew]

add a troll emoji to your text

[silver frost]

@narrow falcon can you take my tonsillitis from me pls

[narrow falcon]

But i like happy doggo

[copper sinew]

Yo! same!

[silver frost]

if we make out for 1 hour it will all of gone to you

[narrow falcon]

I dont want it

[silver frost]

trust

[copper sinew]

you sure it's not an emoji too?

[hollow slate]

no foxx given for life

i may or may not have griefed low lvls with that crew tag

[silver frost]

@copper sinew do you have an extra kidney perchance

[narrow falcon]

It isnt

[copper sinew]

[narrow falcon]

Bro wants the Porsche

[silver frost]

i want food

im hungry

[narrow falcon]

What

Eat Tauriels weed

[silver frost]

kidneys are delicious

@clear tiger

(me on 4 knees (dont ask) begging for weed)

[clear tiger]

Bark for me 😊

[silver frost]

@narrow falcon

[clear tiger]

Be a good boy 😉

[narrow falcon]

[silver frost]

i nominate aussie ducky934 to bark for you

[small needle]

Hi hungry I’m greentop_

[silver frost]

and be your good boy

[narrow falcon]

What thats not how it works

[small needle]

What is going ON

[narrow falcon]

This aint the reverse hunger games

[silver frost]

your greentop_ with a butt plug not greentop

[narrow falcon]

I do NOT volunteer as tribute

[copper sinew]

[small needle]

WHAT

[narrow falcon]

What

[clear tiger]

They're fighting over who's gonna bark for me

[hollow slate]

dont do it man🙏

[small needle]

There’s audios of me barking in mod chat

[silver frost]

im just saying, it doesnt really look like a leaf

[small needle]

And meowing

[narrow falcon]

I dont wanna
Le dishwasher wants your weed so he can do it

[copper sinew]

The guy is Gassy, give him a break

[silver frost]

no hes greentop_ with a butt plug

idk who gassy is

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-farts-flame-gif-13364850

[small needle]

Iconic pin

[silver frost]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

[narrow falcon]

Bro what even is family guy about

[silver frost]

@clear tiger thats the bark u needed

weed pls

[clear tiger]

Somebody start barking

[copper sinew]

A lot of jokes about the way the world is.

[errant kestrel]

What in the actual fuck have I come back too

[small needle]

bark bark bark

[silver frost]

what if i make fish noises

[small needle]

My bad

[narrow falcon]

@silver frost

[narrow falcon]

Bro what

[silver frost]

weed now tauriel

[copper sinew]

If you like rockstar. family guy is a good show.

[clear tiger]

gives giant nug

🤗

[narrow falcon]

Wtf does a fish say

[silver frost]

blog

blop

froal

[small needle]

I’m too old to keep doing ts 💔

[narrow falcon]

I dont know that term and im guessing i dont want to

[copper sinew]

ikr?

[clear tiger]

You didn't bark

[errant kestrel]

I'm so so concerned by you all

[clear tiger]

Bad boy

[silver frost]

狗电米书 狗电米书 狗电米书

(chinese barking)

[narrow falcon]

Crazy

[errant kestrel]

cypress had a point we are the problem

[small needle]

I’m like. Almost 21.

[grim bobcat]

same

[clear tiger]

Sometimes that's how I feel but then I remember I'm just a nasty freak at the end of the day 🤤🥴

[copper sinew]

almost legal across the world.

[small needle]

Real asf

[clear tiger]

That's all that matters

[narrow falcon]

[errant kestrel]

Mf what

[silver frost]

@copper sinew how many vbucks to mute tauriel for 1 year

[errant kestrel]

How did she get more freaky then when I was last here

[silver frost]

its vbucks or candy crush coins

[small needle]

I’m pretty sure I’m legal all over the world by now

[clear tiger]

Server would die

[grim bobcat]

reading this chat is making me loose faith for humanity ngl

[narrow falcon]

Ong

[errant kestrel]

same

[silver frost]

L or l as in 1?

bet

[narrow falcon]

Too bad
Beans

[copper sinew]

21 in america for drinking I believe

[small needle]

Oh yeah

It is

[silver frost]

E, poggers

[small needle]

I’m here in America

[copper sinew]

[errant kestrel]

Yank

[clear tiger]

Just turn around and grab those ankles bud

[narrow falcon]

Wha

[clear tiger]

Stop wasting time

[errant kestrel]

Grab yours

[small needle]

Ha I get it! The joke is anal sex

[narrow falcon]

Okay buddy

[grim bobcat]

14 in germany for drinking

[clear tiger]

😭

[narrow falcon]

Yes indeed my fellow it is the butt of the joke

[small needle]

Indubitably

[errant kestrel]

UK is 12,16 and 18

[copper sinew]

that's insane!

[clear tiger]

On the folks

[plain inlet]

You can enter the military before drinking 🙏

[narrow falcon]

Gooooood morning vietnam

[grim bobcat]

TWELVE?!?

[errant kestrel]

12 at home 16 at a restaurant with a meal and 18 at a pub

[silver frost]

in australia you can drink upwards of 5 if your parents are with you

[copper sinew]

Have you even seen that movie?

[errant kestrel]

With parental permission

[narrow falcon]

Robin williams

[copper sinew]

cause it's a good movie.

[grim bobcat]

goddam
that‘s prolly where the „she said she was 12 meme comes from“
(ik it aint)

[narrow falcon]

Penar snipper guy

[silver frost]

evil larry

[narrow falcon]

Evil evil larry

[errant kestrel]

how smashable are planes?

[narrow falcon]

Wha

[errant kestrel]

I stutter?

[narrow falcon]

Chat my posture all fucked up

[copper sinew]

join the army, they'll fix that

[silver frost]

jealous tbh

[grim bobcat]

atleast the dl is for 16 but you can legally drive at 17 w a registered passanger who has their license since 5 years, never lost a „punkt in flensburg“, and is fully capable of operating the vehicle theirselves.

[narrow falcon]

I don wanna

[copper sinew]

here you can get your learners at 16 and drive with someone who's had their liscense.

[errant kestrel]

Air force better

[narrow falcon]

No
Race car better

Because g force and stuff

Pull spine to good

[silver frost]

@narrow falcon you are on main aus right

[copper sinew]

yeah, so army, cause cars.

[errant kestrel]

Pull a 9 g turn

[narrow falcon]

Tf you mean main aus

[silver frost]

not tasmania

[narrow falcon]

Tassie isnt australia

Shit is negligible

[silver frost]

basically is but you should join the air force cadets

[copper sinew]

vrrooom vrroomm Beep beep MFKR vroom vroom

[silver frost]

@narrow falcon worst part of afc is waking up at 4 am once a year for anzac day

[copper sinew]

-# the MFKR is the road rage

[grim bobcat]

I‘d rather drive w 18, it‘s saver, since no douches are on the road (except for me )

[timid coral]

bark

[grim bobcat]

a yes, almost getting into an accident, I dont see why you should not just rev the shi outta your car.

[errant kestrel]

Veeeeeeeeeeoooooooom

[copper sinew]

except every year you spend driving without an accident adds to your credit with insurance and essentially gives you better rates by the time you're 18.

[grim bobcat]

is it not depending on whakanda driver you are?

[copper sinew]

yeah, but I just started driving, looks worse than I've been driving two years now, without tickets, accidents or need for repairs.

[plain inlet]

Wth

[grim bobcat]

reckless drivers usually get a higher insurance rate because they‘re „most likely to cause an accident“
so are new drivers (2 years after you got your license)

[copper sinew]

still adds up two years sooner.

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/twink-femboy-cat-meme-random-gif-13217585783864317140

[copper sinew]

728 days?

[grim bobcat]

I dont see why discord focuses on making this visible to me, instead of just sending my frickin message
DISCORD I know I got bad connection.

[errant kestrel]

I'm taking this

[grim bobcat]

wdym

discord is making me rage rn

[modest wigeon]

Woah

[copper sinew]

The sooner you start, the sooner you start adding days of safe driving to your license.

The better it is down the road.

[grim bobcat]

well yes

[high hound]

At the end of the day its just discord my guy

[grim bobcat]

but in comparison to y‘all, I can drive how fast I want on the Autobahn

[plain inlet]

I have a really funny one that I can not find for the life of me

[swift umbra]

Not really. Insurance cares about how many years your name has been on the paper and the car wasn’t damaged

[grim bobcat]

gotta slam those 75hp to 140kmh

[swift umbra]

So if you use your parents car for 10 years and don’t bin in. You still have to pay a fuckton of money cause you haven’t been insured before

[swift umbra]

Just a 2 hour drive for me

[copper sinew]

right, so the sooner the better? if you can start at 16, you may as well.

[swift umbra]

And get overtaken by a bmw doing 300 kph more than you’re doing no matter how fast you’re going

[plain inlet]

Have this instead

[swift umbra]

Well it does give experience behind the wheel so the chance of crashing is lower. Meaning you’ll get a better bracket sooner

[grim bobcat]

yeah well those are way too expensive for a starter car.

[copper sinew]

I don't speak automobile as you can tell

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-obvious-captain-thankscaptainobvious-gif-18783644

My wallet didn’t figure that out yet…

[grim bobcat]

and cost WAY too much in maintenance

[grim bobcat]

you can always learn yk?

[grim bobcat]

unless you‘re maybe like taking an E60 or smth…

still high af maintenance.
That V10 aint w/o fuel consumption.

[swift umbra]

This is just how insurance works

Nothing car related. Just how it is for every insurance

The less times you have to claim, the less you’ll be paying

[copper sinew]

Don't crash day one, I know that

[swift umbra]

I was gonna say. That’s not cheap at all

[grim bobcat]

is it also based on engine power and likeliness of crashing…?

[swift umbra]

Pretty much

And age

Oh and gender

[copper sinew]

[swift umbra]

And no, that isn’t a joke

[grim bobcat]

now thats sexist

[copper sinew]

guys crash more?

[swift umbra]

First time female drivers pay almost half that first time men do

[copper sinew]

ya guys crash more.

[grim bobcat]

so just insure smth like a ford ka on your name, let it rest drive w your parents‘ cars…
ik still gotta pay but like way less…

[swift umbra]

Think it was about equal. But boys usually drive a bit faster

[grim bobcat]

because men drive more recklessly.
obviously.

[swift umbra]

But percentage wise it’s about the same

[copper sinew]

We really like to prove we have testosterones I guess.. It's biological..

[grim bobcat]

yeah.
„Yoo I got testosterones“ yeets car into a tree

[copper sinew]

[swift umbra]

I think it’s to do that we indeed are a bit more comfortable going fast

But also, usually it’s a man behind the wheel and if a girl is with him, she’s sitting shotgun

[copper sinew]

I get it

[swift umbra]

What?

[grim bobcat]

But why drive fast if the chance of dying alone are higher than driving w someone else.

[copper sinew]

sitting shotgun

[swift umbra]

Sitting shotgun means you’re just the passenger

You thinking dirty again nox?

[copper sinew]

I'm thinking that could get really distracting really fast.

and the younger the faster.

[grim bobcat]

😐

am I thinking what I think I am thinking?

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/water-jet-in-the-face-car-wash-dumb-getcha-ya-gif-16328366

[grim bobcat]

did that even make sense?

[swift umbra]

No, what I mean is, more men generally use cars for day to day commuting (look at your own roads during the rush and normal hours). So ofc they’re gonna have more accidents

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/tkkra-ugh-gif-21715060

[copper sinew]

wow yeah. I had to check the stats. Since 75, men have been behind the wheel twice as often as women during accidents.

[swift umbra]

Yea. But that’s to be expected

Since, and you can check this on your local roads, men drive more

If there’s more men than women on the road obviously they’re gonna be more likely to crash

[copper sinew]

honeslty tho.

[grim bobcat]

btw. is there a way to get the car enthusiast role?
or is it for the hosts of the car of the week stuff…?

[grim bobcat]

I mean…
how are you gonna drive infront of the wheel…?

[swift umbra]

Cause the chance that you have an accident involving a man is higher

[timid coral]

mhm

[grim bobcat]

my wifi back 🙏

[timid coral]

good 4 u man

[swift umbra]

Win cotw, then you can get it for 2 weeks. But we do permanent role cotw’s every now and then

#🚘┃car-of-the-week

[copper sinew]

alr boys, we have A LOT of work to do to change those numbers.

[grim bobcat]

gotta find a supercar then, huh?
idk if I even own one 😭🙏
I‘ma jus get myself a Sultan RS if not.

[swift umbra]

No. They should look at the percentage, not absolute numbers

[copper sinew]

No more free rides!

[timid coral]

[copper sinew]

she drives you from now on!

[swift umbra]

Absolutely not

[timid coral]

i like the double entendre

[copper sinew]

[grim bobcat]

wait what‘s the percentage of women on the road compared to the percentage of women in accidents…?

[swift umbra]

I like driving, not gonna let someone take that away from me

[timid coral]

a girl riding me? fuck yeah bitch, lets goo

[plain inlet]

WOA

[timid coral]

[copper sinew]

I wasn't even trying there

[plain inlet]

Of course red gets on after you say that

[gentle bridge]

Women either drive like grandmas or psychopaths with untreated cataracts

[swift umbra]

I can’t find the article anymore. But I read that if you do the maths the numbers are quite close

[gentle bridge]

There is no inbetween

[timid coral]

[swift umbra]

My mom drives normal

[copper sinew]

I was thinking of all the Chauffeurs out there giving us guys a bad name.

[timid coral]

ofc u hop on chat after i say something "questionable"

[gentle bridge]

She is an alien

[plain inlet]

I've been waiting for signal 🙏

[foggy wolf]

hello

[swift umbra]

No, just someone who lives with car enthusiasts. So adaptation is required

[timid coral]

telkom moment, i see

[timid coral]

welcome welcome

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-twitch-emiru-pretty-emiru-stare-gif-1843517812511541898

[swift umbra]

If you’re around people that care about cars and driving, so will you

[foggy wolf]

hello crusty

[copper sinew]

I feel that... The struggle is real..

[swift umbra]

Excuse you?

[copper sinew]

Bmx!

wait that's not right.

BMW!

[swift umbra]

No, that’s a bike

[copper sinew]

volkswagon

[swift umbra]

*Volkswagen

It’s German

[copper sinew]

right

[grim bobcat]

😐

[copper sinew]

I knew that

[grim bobcat]

I dont like driving.
I like flying on the ground.
W/o wings.
That‘s what I call a good transport by Audi Airlines.

[grim bobcat]

VolkswagEn

why can I read messages but mine aint getting sent 🙏

[swift umbra]

We call Audi ‘als u duwen interesseert’, translates to: if you fancy pushing

[timid coral]

[grim bobcat]

Das Auto.

[timid coral]

apparently car means auto in german

unless google translate is that inaccurate

[copper sinew]

Bandwith. It's like a tube (you throw sand one way, upload, you throw sand the other way, download) there's only finite space in the tube.

[plain inlet]

Creator of the Kübelwagen!

[swift umbra]

And Porsche

And the beetle, the less said about that mess the better tho

[copper sinew]

Car!

Vroom!

or Bzzzz if it's electric

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

Only petrol cars please

[copper sinew]

seriously tho.. bzzzzzzz

The future gonna be weird..

[upper fractal]

How dare you click this tag, you like child labour or smth?

[copper sinew]

[modest wigeon]

Wdym I love electric cars

My favorite is the BMW i3

So cool

[plain inlet]

Car manufacturers during ww 2 be like

[copper sinew]

-# What sound does a bee make?

[modest wigeon]

Bzzzzzzzz

🐝💤

[copper sinew]

-# what sound does an electric car make?

[modest wigeon]

Wwwooooooooooooo

[copper sinew]

[modest wigeon]

It goes bzzzzzz

[copper sinew]

that's crazy!

[modest wigeon]

Ikr

[copper sinew]

not being able to tell the difference between a mosquito and your neighbour driving around the block is wild.

[plain inlet]

Guys what does a panther look like

[silver frost]

https://tenor.com/view/cayo-perico-heist-cayoperico-cayopericoheist-gif-16350096921044071710

[silver frost]

what does the fox say

[modest wigeon]

?afk getting squeaky clean

[upper fractal]

@modest wigeon I set your AFK: getting squeaky clean

[silver frost]

proof? (attach pictures and videos)

[upper fractal]

ThePickleTickler 🥫 is AFK: getting squeaky clean - a few seconds ago

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/shaptic-monk-monke-monkey-monkey-shower-gif-21571529

[silver frost]

proof that the person wasnt lying when someone not me called you a gorilla in morse code

[errant kestrel]

My head is hurting now

[plain inlet]

Why

Also relatable

[errant kestrel]

I don't know

But I'm gonna sleep till I have to get up in 2-3 hours

Night homie

[plain inlet]

Goog nift

[rotund bough]

I think bugs might have just drove me and a guy I met on GTA online away for good

[plain inlet]

What bugs

[rotund bough]

It's so sad that a game 12 years old that was rereleased still has like a 20% mission fail rate from bugs

I got stuck doing cayo 3 times at the final step after leaving compound

Just character refuses to move

There's so many bugs i just don't even know how to play through them

[plain inlet]

R* is a small indie company

Can't blame em

[rotund bough]

Yeah corporations are trash tbh idk how nowadays the AAA devs are so much worse than the small guys

I'm sure y'all experience these bugs all the time I'm just new to online, hit level 59 today, and I am totally burnt out already from the bugs

[plain inlet]

At some point you just get jaded to it

[rotund bough]

Yeah when I see ppl are like lvl 200+ you just accept you're going to have a lot of time wasted by rockstar

Those ppl have prolly wasted days

[plain inlet]

Though I wonder if there's like any sort of QA in gtao

So many of the bugs aren't even out of the way

I remember trying to do cmm and it just randomly reseted my progress

No one died

[rotund bough]

Haha yeah that sounds like a gtao mission

[copper sinew]

fkn hate that bug..

[plain inlet]

Now imagine that happening near finale of ddcmm

[rotund bough]

Why does so much content screw crew members? Like why does clucken bell not split the money? Me and my friend were trying so hard to figure that out

[plain inlet]

Genuinely made me quit

[copper sinew]

I happen on console.

[rotund bough]

Agency contracts do not split

Fib missions do not split

Why do they hate when u have friends

[copper sinew]

It just kicked us who joined out, and the lead got away with the full loot. Weird af

and that's best case scenerio with the bug.

It's like they let the ants into their server room, and you just happen to be using that one circuit the ant decided to interrupt..

They Really should call BugStars.

[plain inlet]

I just realized how long it's been since ivebplayed

[rotund bough]

Are ppl expecting GTA 6 to have online come out right after?

[copper sinew]

I'm enjoying music while working on the bunker source missions to get the mk1 trade price.
as long as I avoid people, and don't tab out during loadings I should be good.

[plain inlet]

Probably, but me personally I don't think online is gonna come with gta 6

[copper sinew]

Good Question.. #🆘┃gta-6-discussions like GTA 5 did?.

[plain inlet]

I wonder if they'll make dedicated servers..

[modest wigeon]

Aight I’m back

I’m squeaky clean now

[plain inlet]

Proof?

You sure you don't look like this?

https://tenor.com/view/it's-called-aura-bruh-smell-stench-unfettered-ass-gif-12449823681038660625

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-movie-squidward-under-the-shower-getting-clean-singing-in-the-shower-selfcare-gif-4354583321329624943

[modest wigeon]

Projecting

[modest wigeon]

It’s on feet finder fr

[lavish flame]

Wassup

[plain inlet]

[polar burrow]

anyone know a fast way to make money

[plain inlet]

Shark cards near instant money

[polar burrow]

how much?

[upper fractal]

Hey, @polar burrow It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[copper sinew]

So put your best face on everybody

Pretend you know this song everybody

Come Hang!

Let's go out with a bang!

[foggy wolf]

ok

[small needle]

What music

[silver frost]

ask me tommorow

[small needle]

Okay

[copper sinew]

Bang! by AJR

[small needle]

Interesting

[silver frost]

i aint heard that song in like 3 years

[lavish flame]

I'm new to the server

How is everyone

[silver frost]

@plain inlet can you goon for me, i got vacinations today and my gooning arm hurts

[upper fractal]

Tamado 🐱 is AFK: I am awash. Am I the wave or the air where the wave shall be? I am adrift between the firmament, I am surface tension given sentience. I exist in moments of stress, as heads break water or sink beneath to drown. A life of vermillion folds, velvet, turning into myself ad nauseum.
Consciousness is but a memory of a second-hand story, now. It is a thing of the past, but I do not know time. My heart does not beat but when the tension is pierced. There may be minutes between the breaks, there may be eons, there is simply no way to know. I exist in select moments. In these moments, I begin to wonder what it is I feel. And then there is silence, again and again.
What am I. I cannot bring the force of a question to bear. I offer what amounts to a mournful phrase, a rhythm-less dirge funereal if not for the total lack of dignitas. I sink into my folds again, a recession into the mundane. When you look upon the tide, you see me in the fetal position. I feel pain, I think. That’s wishful thinking. I can’t think. I am tension made flesh made tension. I shall never die, and I shall never live. I exist in fleeting moments measured in contact with you and spaced mercilessly. I was here before you. I will be here after you. I am never truly here. - 13 minutes ago

[copper sinew]

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-bart-lisa-join-us-gif-17846376318791889140

[silver frost]

is it too much to ask

plus its #1 on my bucketlist to get a hj from a femboy like tamado

[lavish flame]

Ty 😅😹😹

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/water-jet-in-the-face-car-wash-dumb-getcha-ya-gif-16328366

[silver frost]

your not normal if you dont want tamado 1/2 to give you a hj

[lavish flame]

Do y'all think rockstar telling the truth about next year?

[silver frost]

yes

they said its the offical release time that they are confident in reaching

[lavish flame]

Ight if y'all believe I believe as well

Let's have High hopes 🫶🏻

[silver frost]

the people who say it wont come out until 2027/2028 pmo so much, 1 delay with an official date and they doubt rockstar

[copper sinew]

tbh, you think they could survive being dishonest about it?

[lavish flame]

I mean nah they get hella hate if they did

[plain inlet]

Ugh now you're reminding me of someone 😭

[lavish flame]

GTA 6 better not add

Big no no

[gloomy warren]

[silver frost]

is that a no to helping an armless gooner goon

(im typing with my dih)

[plain inlet]

Whats wrong with the mark 2

[plain inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

I am being genuine

The mark 2 is balanced

[copper sinew]

Reminiscent of Kaso huh?

[plain inlet]

Not ragebait

[lavish flame]

🤦🏻

[silver frost]

is kaso able to appeal the ban

[plain inlet]

I'm stating my own opinion

[copper sinew]

He burnt all his bridges.

[silver frost]

as in he made ops with all the mods

[lavish flame]

Nobody agrees with you tho everyone hates the mk 2

[silver frost]

or its his 2nd/3rd/idk unappealable ban

[lavish flame]

It's pointless

[plain inlet]

@fallen mason is this true?

[copper sinew]

basically

[silver frost]

the opressor mk2 is so goated

its a pretty good form of movement

and you can call it in easier than a jet

[plain inlet]

Like complaining about mk2 in 2025 is a huge sign of showing inexperience

[lavish flame]

Okay buddy

[silver frost]

^^^

[copper sinew]

I remember the price hike. I bought it right before.

[lavish flame]

It's like 3 mill

[copper sinew]

Barely ever use it though

[silver frost]

mk2?

the mk2 is 8

[lavish flame]

I thought it was 3

Wasn't it 3 before?

[copper sinew]

ages ago maybe

[plain inlet]

It was 3 IN 2021 MY GUY

It had the second best missiles in game

But then it got nerfed to like the worst ones and price increases to 8 mil

So it's not that hard to counter these days

[lavish flame]

What do you expect it's a flying vehicle 💀

[fallen mason]

No.

There are people who use it for grinding

Everything has two sides

And #🚔┃gta-discussion

[lavish flame]

That's all I use it for

[fallen mason]

I thought we supposed to chat about gta down there

[lavish flame]

I'm not a bitch who greifs someone with the

That"

[copper sinew]

Normally.

[fallen mason]

It didn't get nerfed because it can fly

[plain inlet]

It was a bit ridiculous for its price

[copper sinew]

I don't really get the point of calling it #🚔┃gta-discussion otherwise

[lavish flame]

We got GTA v inflation before GTA 6 is wild

What time is it for y'all

[gloomy warren]

time to set up my casino heist

[lavish flame]

W

I need to honestly I've been playing for honor lately I'm stuck on that

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocked-blue-emoji-emoji-blumoji-gif-15892774813361256198

[silver frost]

@gloomy warren Please dont go bald, your hair is the only thing i can goon to without femboyxxx

[lavish flame]

[plain inlet]

It's time to learn chem

[lavish flame]

[plain inlet]

You asked what time it was

It's time for me to study chem

[lavish flame]

Wtf is chem 😭

[plain inlet]

Chemistry

[fallen mason]

Wow

[lavish flame]

Oh real shit

My favorite subject was music and art and since and history

Science

Auto correct 🤦🏻

[plain inlet]

Science in general or

Something specific

[lavish flame]

I like learning about ancient Japan and Asian history

Something about samurais and stuff like that is cool

[plain inlet]

Id like to learn about that in school but the classes I chose don't have history

[lavish flame]

That sucks I hope you learn it eventually I can tell you it's definitely worth it

[lavish flame]

What's your favorite subject if you don't mind me asking

🙂

[plain inlet]

Biology

Especially biotechnology

[lavish flame]

Oo interesting

💯

That sounds cool af you definitely earned my respect with that cuz that's actually dope to learn

@fallen mason do you got a favorite subject?

[gloomy warren]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapping-yap-yap-yap-talking-to-much-ttm-gif-17123022661056420647

[fallen mason]

Gta

[lavish flame]

😭

[fallen mason]

If anything I hate school more than anything

[lavish flame]

I respect that

[lavish flame]

💀

[fallen mason]

School is bondage to our creativity and freedom

It's prison but for kids

[plain inlet]

That's fair

[fallen mason]

Worst part, you don't even know it's a prison

[plain inlet]

I too dislike the school system

[lavish flame]

I respect that opinion

[fallen mason]

But at the end of the day

[plain inlet]

It trains you to be obedient

[fallen mason]

Cat feet

[lavish flame]

Ayo

[fallen mason]

Yeah. Makes you a worker.

[lavish flame]

I can't work unfortunately.

[plain inlet]

I wish school took a more college like style

You pick your classes and what not

[lavish flame]

I'm disabled actually