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Okay so something clearly happened
poor thief 
sensory overload
Can someone explain ts to me
getting double fisted
quite easy to understand
relies on puns
i would say
BUTT, i assume its bait soo
That ain't complicated
ima zip my mouth
Butt
No like
How people perceive that as funny
is but really that different compared to butt?
Yes
Booty
See

thick of it
speaking of music
im planning to order 3 cds on wednesday
it will arrive on friday, therefore it will coincide with New Music Friday
Arg I'm bout to plunder ye booty
Idk what any word in that means bur good for you or so sad to hear that or whatever is more appropriate
He did?
Yh
Bruh
If this is dead chat, I wouldn't wanna be here for a live one... My pc would explode.
music is therapy 4 me
not to mention that one of those 3 cds has Creep by Radiohead in it, literally self therapy
Tricked people into pinging tgg he already had 2 points so he got 2 for that and he had 4 point limit
So perm banned
Bruh

It should have been rusty
bro
Huh
Should been you

Nuh uh

How do people get banned like
Just don't 
Fr
if its possible, then it is 
Like itās not hard to not get banned
It's possible I will become the greatest racer on the planet
Therefore I am
Your logic is flawed
You've been banned
who says u cant
8 is a lot of points ngl

Tbf I was mid appealing when I got banned
That's 4-5 different warns or 3 of the same offense
you guys are funny.
is it possible? absolutely
is the chance of it happening really low? yeah
is it a 0% chance? no
Fr? š„¹
Yes it is
Bro what
Butt piracy
shit just happens sometimes

Arrrr

And it's all locked in a Chest 
Don't ask how the Booty got in a Chest tho.
that's illogical
Bro how am i gonna shit without my booty
Be gentle
Open your heart to it 
Serenades
When handling the booty
Is that u
Fatty
What?
@bitter apex i can flex i got the 15hr first person achievement in gta before u
I live in middle of no where
Nuh not I seen ur backyard
What is that
u mean this 1?

fuck you too
@bitter apex what achievement dont you have
idk
it not my steam account just a steam account i use for games i dont have but want to play
check pls ā¤ļø
No u
e
archo
Hmmm
why is blud alonoslow
Trashlonslo
Constant aura farm
You know it bad when stroll got more points than u
Hey guys
It has not been a good season
š
Tbf the aston is more shit than weed you'd find under a garbage bin covered in chewing gum
Cope
Real
Let me break it down for you:
Dont
Hey lads can anyone help me with the rally co-driver achievement? Ps5

Hey @harsh dove, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#ālfg-info
Do
?afk flexing afk perms
@plain inlet I set your AFK: flexing afk perms
Real
Tamado š± is AFK: flexing afk perms - 4 minutes ago
Hey @steep flower, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#ālfg-info
I can help bro
What does lfg mean, looking for group?
YES
Do you play on xbox?
Yes
capslock
No way
Itās means letās fucking go lol
Bru
what
Im on my xbox rn
What
Yes. Add me ChrisW4yne
what
yes
What
Ts crazy, i only have 42k cash
what
Stop
Are u the one with the football helmet pfp?
No
Yeah
Since when?
I wonder the same ngl
I didn't see any updates 
FUCK
wut
Piano pissing me off 
lol
Day 372 ā only 11 minutes left until we hit 371 days remaining for GTA 6. The countdown keeps moving!
From today I will be counting until gta 6 comes out
Sure thing I will do that as well
mate, got nothing else to do? šš
Itās 12
waste of time
Oāclock what do you mean
literally.

Nobody asked you to reply to my messages. Stay in your lane.
you posted in a public discord server, no one needs your permission
fuckin jerkoff
āStay in your laneā š„¶
can yāall stop mocking each other pretty please?
Dammit!
@bitter apex I missed how the red head got shot..
The one that keeps calling Nolan
from Prison...
Rosaline?
Ya!
Yo
The crazy one!
Yeah
People seriously still hard coping
mf thinks hes thomas shelby after sayin that
Tbf!
Shewby *
šš
At this point in the race. If someone doesn't count down, I'm just gonna forget
Guys
No
Iām Korean
I show you my white hand

wow.
Wow
āMate, just because itās a public Discord doesnāt mean respect goes out the window. Calling me a āfuckin jerkoffā? That just proves the convoās hit rock bottom.ā
That what I woke up to this morning

Ok guys, we're not gonna continue this argument @dusk yoke@wanton hull
shut it gimp
Grr
Fuck gta 6 who here hyped for sts 2
what the fuck is sts2
so hyped i never heard of it
I read that as std 2 š
i read it as SWH 2

hey there delilah
False info
fuck gta 6 who here hyped for red dead 3
lol
Fuck gta who hyped for no game
Gta 4 remake š„
who here hyped for employment and running up a bag
somehow arthur morgan returned
Ooh, original! Heard that one in every bad comedy.
Dawg 
fr! some old style voodoo, witchcraft stuff
Not funny bitch
the time traveller. last second shows up and snatches him.
prologue in the present.
game in the past
Silly geese
Anyways how is everyone day
gn chat
i hope we get to see the blackwater incident
(to everyone except hench)
Man said gn
Go fuck yourself bitch
okay
only if i can get rid of this stupid feature for good
preach bro.. that would be dope.
@piggy
?afk gn @silver frost
@bitter apex I set your AFK: gn @silver frost
?hench afk @silver frost
Why are we afk
Idk
Iām eating a protein bar guys
STOP PINGING ME IM NOT ACTIVE
SHUT UP
Wait when was this
ffs
/rank
nice work bob
Wasnāt my fault dawg
I got something to get to š
@copper sinew I set your AFK: https://tenor.com/view/xd-monkey-is-gaming-bruvkek-gif-21206148
Cuz Iām proud to be and americannnn
where at least i know im free
No way
And I wonāt forget the men who dieed
You are still trial noob
Ok
who gave that right to me
What am I watching ?
And I proudly stand upp next to you and defend her still tudayyyy
Your wish has been granted
@bitter apex hi bro 
Hi 


lol
lol
shush

Whats dis streamers name
Was a bit familiar
Not everyone
Asians?
she's asian germany iirc
and she lives in the us
Mr hench š
what
How do you get lvl 40 in ur tags?
So you become a chat box?
I need help opening GTA 5 on Steam. Iāve played it normally before, but one day when I tried to launch it, it just got stuck on loading. Iāve reinstalled the game, checked the files, and verified that everything is there, but I still canāt get it to work. I would really appreciate it if someone could help me fix this.
Hey, @tropic rock It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
no thanks
I love Paris
Ok?
Shush buddy
Hi
hello
howdy partner
Was it u 
"Progress not earned" who gives a fuck
lol
I'm not getting 100 feathers for a stupid bronze trophy
or am i..
Ok ima play something better on ps3
lol
would you rather cayo perico or casino heist
we usually use #šāgta-discussion š
to discuss gta related stuff
Casino Heist
fym when does paige show up
Really??
Blue collar pro tip, if you got dirty hands and you wipe your shirt or something and it donāt come off, it wonāt come off on your food
Paige wears toe shoes, shes weird for that.
lol
my stummy hurt
hot dog
Hot diggity dog
I wonder how you found outā¦
Prob food if I had to guess
Nah
Hi
Hi
your pfp chases me in my nightmares.
Good
WDYM GOOD
I think that's the goal
You get it
š
Hi chat
Hi green crops
Hi mad
hi greenie weenie topsie wopsie
Idk
Helpful
Youāre chat
Proof?
Ikr
Ya proof
No, hes Henry Bench
We are not doing that
Who da fuck is Henry
Fym
He's French Henry
The hoover
Thats John Hench
Oh
Lover of French
Carrier of Stench
There's loads of them

lol
WHAT shitty ass game is this
?afk dead
@cinder talon I set your AFK: dead
me
I thought it was fortnite
Hiii
I needa poo
Hi piggy
Poo on pig
What
YES
ok gta foot professor
this is crazy knowledge
I just showered
I might
Hench pig
Bro stalking me
Ofc
I need help opening GTA 5 on Steam. Iāve played it normally before, but one day when I tried to launch it, it just got stuck on loading. Iāve reinstalled the game, checked the files, and verified that everything is there, but I still canāt get it to work. I would really appreciate it if someone could help me fix this. Dm if u can help ;)
Update ur drivers or smth
download more ram

Specs?
wdym
whats ur pc specs
let me check
Ffs
idk i played gta in the weekend, so i don't think thats the problem
idk maybe try reverifyng ur files
i did ;/
then i have no idea
ty for trying tho :)
try contacting R* support
Useless smh
You are fucking Italian you talk in the language of pasta
mmm i havent had pasta in so long
wtf gweggy
oh yeah? Says the bri'ish guy who talks in the language of pubs and beer
Nah I live in middle of where no pubs near me
no thanks
Yes
england the country of beer š
fish n chips init
please donāt talk like that mate
that gon hurt hench's feelings still?
no its annoying me
šš
He dosnt like it lmao
but istg bring up that im italian again
I mean I donāt even talk like that
viva la vida
thats spanish š
same bro same
Mhm
both hot women
@steep dock gweggy come back
ballerina cappucina
tung tung tung sahur
šš
why did some italian no lifers decided to create these shit
Lmao
yeah why did you
What the sigma
šššš
thatās not answering my question
Iām just laughing cause he fat

well are you fat?
do you think i am
do you think u are?
Yes
I changed it before you even typed it
i wonder where this duo will end up in the future
W name
hench and i?
Prob dead or in prison
donāt you see we are brothers
hench in prison for that mug shot š
ššš
bro lmao
lmao silly hench
i wonder how this will end
hench the fat french
im not french
oh
š”š¤¬
But you are fat
get yo ass on Siege boi
nah
Lmao
i know
duub playing another game???????
Unless you pay me 20 bucks so I can give you lower ranked enemies, in order for you to become champ

its the opposite
Wdym
You do it for free??
W pic or W pic
for that rank offer more
or
W pic for how boring it is

šš
iām already champ all calm
that explains ur fatness fatties
iām just better
*fatter
yo mom levels of fat
You canāt talk about being fat
how long of a list do you want
yoo wsp iām new here
Welcome
i need help grinding for money on gta and iām wondering if anybody got some heists ready
Hey @blazing kelp, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#ālfg-info
who are you bud
Can some1 on ps5 troll a dude for me?
OH ITS HENCH
Dylan
šš

We are not doing that
gta anyone?
lfg exist
me š¤
old gen
Hey @naive pivot, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#ālfg-info
Shush
Needs some potions, pumpkin pie and milk buckets
Hi
it was a joke mate
Tell me something new
Whats the point of rejecting the truth š
I stink, u stink, we all stink
did you know, in most religions thereās the rule to ānot kill peopleā, but people kept turning people religious by killing them?
Hello

I donāt
What am I reading
U do
Uhm actually I just showered š

Bro u were unbanned yesterday and today ur nearly fucking lvl 50
Smh
Tbf till like level 60 pretty easy to level up
Yeah easy if u have no life
There is no hope for u bro
I do have a life Iāve just taken few days of recently
Enjoying vacation where?
Ik
as me being part turkish, this is offensive 

Not bad when dosnt cost me a dime
Lucky bastard
Just have friends that will take you away a month before your birthday smh
Hello
Y
Lucky
you should pay me for being kinda active here again
āKinda activeā
No
hi piggy
Yes bitch @sleek oxide
herro
Really??
aint no way you just respond like that to him
he has the right to reply to me like that
no thanks
is that mxd
ive never seen him reply this fast bro
mcdonalds
Nothing much indian
for real he never replies this fast
just finished uni whats up with you bud
does that still hang with yous
grinding uni
Good thing you grinding it
i wanna call you something but if i say it here ill get banned
It was grinding me at some point
its grinding me rn, ive got 3 exams back to back
Iknow what you wanna call me, bitchš
Ahhh shit goodluck man
it starts with sand 
thanks bro
when where, are we gonna do it in a sand castle?
hi
Yep right at the top of my favorite pyramid
bro being old sucks
It does yk
fr
how old are you
Gotta be responsible and not die and shit
i joined this server when i was like 16 or 17
im like 21 now
shi you are old
ive to worry about cops catching me drinking and driving now
in canada you can do that at 19
damn bro
Yep looking for jobs rn and shit
in aus you can drink at 18
ive started working part time
Thats good shit tbh
fr man, managing my expenses,
Belgium, Germany & Austria meanwhile
I couldnt find part time in egypt so now since am done with uni
holy
Yk
they cant take your license if you dont have one
I can do that now
ahh i see, what degree though?
mo, uv. is uni fun
if your with a parent you can drink upwards of 5 here
Job market is shit though
Cybersecurity
depends on what kind of fun youre looking for
mad stuff bro, im doing law
im not going uni tho just askin
Yep not the end of each semester tho
either way in canad ayou gotta be 19
Eyy we had to study law because of the āethical hackingā part in my degree
Too many laws bro goodluck to you
see if youre in a hostel youre gonna have a lot of fun, i live close by to my uni so i get to go back home everyday... its fun but tiring at the same time, ive to drive back and forth for like 40 mins in peak traffic
It was my least favorite subject
thanks bro
i find law boring but its alrigh
whys that, lots of work?
yeah ive to remember like 100 sections for each exam
Yep
damn yeah i also have exams coming up now
God damn. You got this tho
You better be the best lawyer in india, because ima probably need your help at some point
its impossible to study through out the semester, so most of us end up rawdogging the entire syllabus at the end like 2 days before exams
hahah i got u bro, im working under my dads lawfirm
Eyyy good shit, gotta be the best at what we do no option really š¤·āāļø
honestly theres a shit ton of money in law...
fair nuff
man i missed discord
so much to talk about now
Money is a necessary addition when youre too good at smth
Fr
so true
Good days man
Lazy ass
I still play wz and still shit at itš
hahahah i barely get time to play games anymore
But its fun with friends ngl
yeah bro didnt see you working 40h a week at my age lol
yeah man, i just grind gta online with a homie these days
So do I but the free time we got me and some friends from uni play to just ease off ygm
that too for like an hour at night
same
- ive developed a nic addiction

Wasnāt even in college at your age š
Good shit we need that time off lowkeyš
i really have to get off those
yeah you see i am
and i work 40h a week
dont talk to me
Same smoking it rn as we speakš
yeah man, for me its currently, work, gym, gta, sleep
Cigs, vape and nic pouches aka snus
how much euro is a 20 pack in egypt
Never touched any nic before uni
bro vape is horrible
Like 1.5
same
thats mental
This shit is stressful what can we say
its 13 here now
Damn and i thought our economy is deteriorating
fair
Atleast gym is in there, i need to get back too tbh
Damn uv its been a while since we talked g
bro im like 87kgs now... bulk is going strong
yeah i quit because of the prices, sometimes smoke w a friend still or at parties
Am 60 smth idekš
i was singapore for a while, fucking expensive man
I heard its noce there tho
Nice**
ive started getting my life together, dating this girl for the past year and a half... so far so good
where are you originally from
its almost like a simulation man
india... bro
its just so fake and scripted
thers no sense of authority there
its not bad tbh.. its very different from what they show online vs irl
surely there are good parts
Thats good thats good, i been trying to date this girl but she tweaking so lowkey giving up on that for now
absolutely
dude that shit never goes right
yeah my friend still smokes aswell, when im 18 im driving to germany lol
Just trying to get married quick really and she aint believing it for some reason
You can fix her man
Nope only allah can
i hope she aint your cousin 
She aint you dickheadš
Stfu
Eyyy good shitttt
what
Wish you all the best g, hope she a good one too, gotta fix your ancestors genes bro
I saw you got some good indians and some that look like you
hahaha im blessed with good genes
damn g
ššš
judge come to greece in start augst
mo i thought youd moved out of egypt
I was in qatar
oh yeah... i remember
Then the UK then thrown back to egypt
@lilac furnace
š
And boy life is so diff here
oh fuck
Shits chaotic asf
Dumbass
@proud nest
Ireland is good especially for law
i say worse to myself when im alone at night
ik man id given all the exams as well
Ahhh shit, well we got opportunities and wasted them, we can get more of them again dw
Just dont do any dumb shit again
yeah man, eventually i would be doing the same shit
yeah im probably going to crete zakynths or rhodos
or mallorca/lorrett i dont know yet its either that or greece
i am bro... im running a business side by side as well i plan to expand that
i hope it works out
ive made a lot of dumb decisions i regret
Any job opportunities in greece?
its for holiday bro
neither of us live there
yeah
lol archo hurry up
Why regret, your dumbass is right here yes, but now yk youre a dumbass so lesson learnt
what's up
the sky
Not mykonos specifically dumbass
hihi
Greece in general
yeah i know but i said we dont live in greece silly goose
archo does
MYKONOS is full of jobs during the summer but it's a pain in the ass, obv. not office jobs, but Hotel/Rooms managing stuff
you get like 3k a month easily but get your ass fucked lol
where do you live in greece archo id make sure to avoid that
I aint working in anything outside my degree
Especially after what i did to get it
yeah what's your degree
my girl says the same bro
how am I supposed to know
cybersec and ethical hacking
im saving up for my holiday, car and bike bro
BSc and MSc?
Shes right bro, she a good girl for letting yk that
But you still a dumbass and aint listening
ik man im really lucky
BSc
im working on myself
Thats the most important thing
nah bad idea i can be a dealer tmr if i want lol
Yo
for real man
Go to Sweden and simillar contries to get actually paid
Better than egypt that pay 300- 500$ per month
yeah greece with that BSc it takes you to 1200 for start
and it might go over 2k someday
this gc is being sensible after ages
but prices are way high nowadays
2k someday isnt good enough tbh maybe switzerland then
the smallest house in athens is like 400/month
im sure thats because of the ecenomy lol, here for your degree its probably around like 2100 start but everything is expensive here
Yeah 2k aint going to do shit then
bro housing in eu is mad expensive...
Frrr
thats like a juicebox too
In stockholm with that BSc you're getting 6.000/month
average house here to buy is like 500 thousand now
and the house will most likely be paid from them
those houses are small as shit too
Yep but i payed per year £13k for tution
or you pay like 1k all included
sweden is crazy expensive groceries n shit
Good offer ngl
It's not expensive if you CHOOSE not to be expensive









