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petroleum jelly.

Who is threatening you?
I don't like oil

Dry also works
Will just be a bit rough
Talking about cooking right
I got threatened with a warn last night, when I launched a report ticket, after quite a few mods have told me that if I have issue with something or someone in the server I should report it
Ofc
When you break it down right..? arguing with mods isn't great... Making a fuss that mods are unprofessional and abusing, that just makes everyone uncomfortable no?..
and persisting after being acknowledged to make points that are being reviewed, adds unnecessary forcefulness to an already acknowledged issue...
Lol in 4 years I've never seen a bigger mod opp than miss lina
Poor Lina π₯Ί
If I believe something is wrong or not right then I have every right to argue the case against it. They are going to ban me eventually anyway
I know you are just trolling me. I don't expect or want anyone to feel sorry for me
you're not wrong. but you can't do it like this...
I am not
Like what? I'm just telling the truth lol
lol
It's just not conversation people want to take part of in public chat.
we come here to chill right?
@naive pivot is special
I come here to chill but get called a "cu#T", "dumb", a "twat" and told to "Fu#K off"
Whats your problem with the mods if you don't mind telling me? No hate no troll I just want to know your opinion
Sorry to hear that
#πserver-info look at warn appeal times
Jajajajjja
L
I don't have a problem with them, they seem to have a problem with me
gotta wait another week
I came in, a while back now, thinking I might get tips for streaming, recording etc.
and this one guy just got so toxic with me, "You're dreaming, you'll never," shit like that..
I tried to talk with the guy but I had to open a ticket, discontinue the pointless argument and have the mods deal with him.
I thought it was 4
depends on the points
set a reminder on your phone idfk
Which is what i did last night. I got threatened with a warning

and you think mods aren't? you think discord moderation is just "Jump" "How high mr judge?"
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
didnt order a yappuchino
When I became mod, one kid tried to report Hench.
I tried to handle the ticket, but bro was busy arguing with hench and being equally toxic.
when I pointed it out, he called me racist, and argued with me.
Who do you think got punished in this scenario?
Just have some patience guys
This Chicanery
Chicane mentioned???? Rahhhh what the heck is a corner that stroll can take π₯ π£οΈ
always. if you can manage to think just the tiniest bit positive.
+1 to this brother

You guys have a twisted sense of what an argument is.

I'm taking the piss if you couldn't tell
well I'm not thirsty thanks!
wait
I'll stick to my coffee
wrong chat
OOPS
Dont try and defend him bro
Bro graduated to mod
+50lbs
Who's Chicane?
Don't forget the permanent cheeto fingers and never showering
wtf is this
and excessive body hair
I was not and have never been toxic
Chuck's speech to Saul in the courthouse in the episode 'Chicanery' from the Breaking Bad spinoff Better Call Saul
Yo what happened to Shruggie?
idk lost it
This isn't about you. just an example of something I had to deal with.
I was left wondering who do I punish right? the guy reported or the guy who became even more toxic doing the reporting?
Ethical dilemas.
hahaahaha
because
the trolley
with the troll face
trolley
hahaa
In all honesty though warn both
Hi team
but I'm a mod.. I can't just interrupt the argument and be like "You're a Hypocrite!"
That would be too easy
HI greentop!
"You both calm it down and stop talking about this or you're both getting a warn"
it was all over a dank memer robbery.. 
one was calmly insulting the other who lost his shit..
absolutely wild..
Anyone else lowkey wish that tgg should do a update version of the guide he did when the contract dlc dropped
Hi babe
ur washed
Iβm not
not u silly
well
Iβm not washed
I know you dont shower
Neither do you

Oh donβt get me started on that abomination
I showered last year
sounds about right
Sorry, but I am going to have to respectfully ask you to stop talking to me about this as I have been silenced and don't want to be warned or banned. Hope you understand

You still would
No it is not. Once in the morning once in the evening before bed
and a third time after the pool
Also during the summer or when visiting places with hot tropical weather I'll shower 3 times a day sometimes
Water bill be crazy
Yes exactly. I was in Thailand early this year on vacation and it was 3, sometimes 4 showers a day lol
not at the public pool 
I shower once in the morning thatβs enough for me
I don't like being all sweaty and grimy from the heat lol
Same, and after I did sports
Do you change your bed sheets every day?
No lol
Green gets it so much heβs forced to every hour
They are quick showers. i don't hand out in there

Bed must be filthy lol
but likeeee you shower before bed, sleep clean, then enjoy your day and shower in the evening

πππ
I be farting hella in my bed fr
Ripping straight ass
Like a fuckin beyblade
isnt it supposed to be like bi weekly
did NOT need to know that
I like to feel fresh in the morning
Always shower after bed
thats fair
Cause after you sleep youβll smell like shit again
I dont
left @lusty atlas
Wake up
Shower
Get out of bed
@swift umbra what's this vehicle
If you mean the ones you find in a mountain of compost cause a pig didnβt digest it properly, yea
VW Beetle
Vw beetle
aw a cute little beetle
I BEAT CAR GUY
If you get in your bed clean and showered then weekly or even every couple of weeks is fine
Make way I AM THE EXPERT NOW
My autocorrect decided that βbeetleβ wasnβt a word
you beat him what did he do to deserve a beating
Question guys is TGG crew in rockstar joinable or only exclusive?
Farted on my sandwich
mmm so depends on the person i guess
lol
iirc it's ps4...
oh
i thought it was 5
This is TGG's official crew: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/tggs_gorilla_gang/wall It's usually full though, so if you cannot join currently, you could try again in the future.
I see thanks!
right!!
Joinable but limited like most crews to 1000 members
Your fault
I forgot the ps5 existed π
How clean they are yes
I mean, you were born when the SNES was still a big thing so
Dementias just kicking in dw
Iβm so gassy
Same
π€« had some good times on that thing
Farted 8 times this morning
blow the cartridge, blow the port, test.
blow the cartridge, blow the port, test.
NES... good times...

This chat is toxic
LOL
Full of toxic gas yes
You're supposed to read chat, not smell it 
Truce?
No
forknife
U sure
No this is a Roblox server
I think it is
It's a GTA server man
Maybe is a π½ server
This chat specifically is for any topic
No we prefer maize
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Cornography
I'm gon lie it's 7 straight up
actually only red
And entirely you
NO
Yup
bit short my guy
wtf is that?
#1

we dont like glitches here as nox has hinted to
I remember a guy called idk.

interesting name
Whyππ
well its an emoji
What happened to him
he didn't read the rules properly 
It's idk
would you mind changing ita bit, even if theres just like some sort of letters in it
makes it easier to ping yknow
I remember him too
You don't want to know
and you certainly don't want to find out

That better
Yes boss π
No problem papi
sorry its just that its kind of hard to ping an emoji if you need to
You work here?
It's fine

I'm the ceo π


He makes food for us
I put the chips in the fryer
do you have an air fryer


top 10 things
Ye wbu
of course
Us?
I eat so much because of that air fryer
What would you like mamam we sell burgers and chips π
Oh, I'm not allowed to talk about that. Have a good day

Seeing as my personal servant got promoted we had to find an alternative
Actually hang on
haaaaang on...
@lusty atlas
no
Why


Goodnight @dusty goblet
hi master

I'm gon go play gta and tickle my pickle
@modest wigeon
a long black
Opinions on Billy Joel

Helo chat
Is today discord's tenth birthday? already?
I still dont think the started the fire
I luv Billy Joel

She's never a woman to me
but you are
Hello
nvm, I'm two days late
is the garment factory good?
You're gay
Mid
ok
Can I ask you a question?
Hru
If there were more contracts it would be better
no zesty is different
is Dr Dre still better even not on 2x money?
you're gay not zesty
Helo piggy
Yes
ur gay
Yeah
and thats ok
You're gay and that's okay too
hi queso
ok thanks
A bit meh. You?
BUT UIM NOT
But you are
I just woke up bc i have to go school
Do you like nicknames?
Hru
Depends on the nickname
I can't stand Dre or the Contract lol
yeh it's too long
it's soo damned repetitive...
sleepy its 2am, you?
Oh that sounds like fun. Hope you have a nice day
Im getting ready to go school
Ducky?
Yes and the music is awful
Well i got like 8-9h of school so that does NOT sound fun
but... that's just one of his names 
Basic

magic school bus
So may I call you Ducky?
whats my name
1km exactly
Find something more creative
Le fatty cochon?
934?
yeaaaaa
Repo flashbacks?
or Nine, for short

Just beated the islamic exam
I'm just being respectful and checking as I don't want to upset others and receive a warning
Chat does anyone like gaiety biscuits? Ong they almost as good as tim tams
tf is a gaiety biscuit
Wasn't there a movie called 9?
Search it up
Probably
Nah, I wanted to just call you by a shortened version of your username to make things easier, but if you're not comfortable with that then that's fine
what is that?
Why am i surrounded by people who use uncreative nicknames
no
Iβm mad againβ¦
So good
Why again are you mad?
Some idiot has decided that whilst half the tram is empty, the exact seat next to me is where he has to sit
mmm
Thatβs a no go hereβ¦
Told ya
Throw a Christmas tree at him
I won't enage again. Bye
Start boring him with menial information or stage an awkward phone call
If I had one around
I hate that
Does he smell funny?

Thank goodness he doesnβt
Ong
I was being serious
silver linings 
But Iβm still angry cause you shouldnβt do this shit
Oh wait I see why he did it
Helo niek
HEβS FRENCH
And i made a joke and you say you'll never talk to me again like matey
So he DOES smell
He moved
Leave the french Alone!!! π
Crises inverted
No
Because I don't want to upset anyone. I just wanted to call you a nickname but if you are not comfortable with that then i respect your decision
Good
French? More like FrAAAAAAGH GET AWAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Bro its fine but i dont really care what you call me anyway
Just dont say you'll never talk to people ever again because they made a single joke like bruh
When you get a pc @narrow falcon you'll understand 
I've got a gaming laptop
do you use discord on it?
Why do you think I've got my steam account linked
I didn't say I would never talk to you again, i said I wouldn't enage on the nickname thing again
so you know when you start an emoji you can hit enter to send it?
Yeah
even if you write it wrong 
π
What is bro on about
He shouldnβt sit next to me in a tram
Thatβs a good way to get people angry here
Damn touristsβ¦
i like french
We also have cheese
We got the car with the windshield wipers
Is that casino?
You... traitor...
I've been to France
And Daft Punk
Dutch cheese is better
Thank you red
j'aime francais
Better cheese, better beer
Ik wuts the best
"Alpha unit move in on the target"
"Hold up im on a winning streak"
Let's all agree (for those who aren't lactose intolerant) Cheese is foine
And they have Time Bandits (feel free to correct me but I'm 99% sure they're Dutch)
Why is Jaimes last name france
Mid
π
Time bandits?
why
How
Nah
@lusty atlas wanna play today later?
why what how who when where
I will be in bed for the next 9 hours btw
Ill do you better
Why is gamora
then in class
Crazy
Oh fuck
Bro is enthralled
Never heard of them
it's a magical moment
If I listen to a Dutch band itβs the golden earring
alright adios for the day guys
Hmm
Or van halen
You said that an hour ago
Tu tu tu du?
What?

piggy is AFK: ping @gentle bridge since hes being mean - a few seconds ago
What band has France given us?
Daft Punk
They're too cool to be French
Le Moulin Rouge. obviously.
Air
Red is french fr
They don't count either
Correct
Gojira
Oh that
Don't count
"Oh that" uncultured ahh mod
Nox getting angry now
The french talk too fast.. Honestly..
If you don't know french there's no point listening to their music. usually.
But you're french
I didnβt get it as I thought it was a link to golden earring
Ya!
I get to hear it and understand it 
Oh jar
It's actually croatian.
Same thing

hench is AFK: night - 6 hours ago
Im linguistically unsure
actually, Croatian is an official language of it's own.
Wake up lazy bones
My great great grandad was French
We gave the world Midnight Oil, Men at Work, Australian Crawl, Parkway Drive, Bee Gees, AC/DC, Tame Impala and INXS
Travelling in a fried out combiβ¦

That shit proves my point
I can't stand Parkway lol
That's a great song though
They're great
Basically our national anthem
Itβs such a good song
you picked like the worst song to demonstrate a whole language of songs on multiple genres 
I respectfully disagree
Respectfully you're wrong because I'm always right
It is
Celine Dion?...
Cause itβs from France
Pls refer to my previous comment

Please refer to mine
We had an exchange student from france. I'd never heard French rap before
French rap is just mumble rap
Alex volkanovskiβs intro song
She sang for the Pope. She deserves a lil respect no?

She's Canadian lol
french canadian 

Refer to the French part
Just cause the French in canada get together once a year to throw rocks at police cars in protest of police brutality does not make them "crazy" 
really been enjoying Doom dark ages
No they're just smelly
yeeee... I really can't defend that one can I...?
Lemme knock you out
never mind im sleepin
Good
lars ulrich is the best drummer in history
sleep insomnia good π

Not the best, but he is a great drummer
He is the best
if you cant sleep, just keep close your eyes and dont think about anything
Was it blink 182 that has a bit of a legendary drummer?
I know it was a sad day when Avenged Sevenfold 's drummer passed away.
That guy was a genius.
Blud ππ
Wake up
Iβm awake
Good
Are u awake
Yes
Nice
Indeed
Now I feel old af.
black cat
Blank 182 the band that's mentioned in closer!!!
Closer?
Chainsmokers
I know it's three guys. They often alternate lead singers.. at some point they broke up, the guitarist and bassist went their own ways.. but the drummer, he continued working with both of them..
Saly queen πΈ
I'm not super into dramas.. I'm honestly not sure what you're referencing.
Chainsmokers in their song closer mentioned blink 182 π
Oh!! I'll check it out.
I actually heard it before
I'm real bad with names.
How old are you if you donβt mind me asking?
he says his old so he must be old\
Yeah but some young people think theyβre old and no theyβre not lol
Can't you use a bathroom like normal people 
I can say 33, but people don't believe me anyway.. so ..
Same with adults though
Well give it BACK
See what I mean?
Oh really? Well, that's cool
well theres no point of lying cause its a stupid
I mean older people say they are younger lol
I did consider turning 27 permanently at one point.

We just cool like that
Also anything under 30s is definitely not old. Even 30s I don't consider old. Once you're hitting mid 40s-50s I'd say it's fair to classify yourself as old. But when I think old I think people at retirement age around 60-70 lol
Agreed
33 is ancient by discord standards
My best bud is 90
Denial
He's still a kid sometimes
It's quite common for pepople to refuse having birthdays after a certain age lol
It's just not as exciting after doing it 30+ times

my parents are in their 30s if you dont think thats old
Wouldn't that make you...?
Under discord age?
Could be 39
yes they had me in their 20s
I know plenty of people older than that on Discord. A lot of the people in my Discord server tend to be on the older side
Oh that would make more sense.
They could be lying
Nah I voice chat with them
Good morning
I know a 19 year old who sounds 13
Heyyy
How are you
Red hish
Yeah not bad, how's yourself?
30s is not old lol
Hench hish
A good rule of thumb, if they dont have some sort of id then most likely they're under 18
Not bad either, a little up a little down, pretty normal 
Meant hush but shush
I am 18
Yep samesies
You're 82
Your 82 bud
Passport?
My 82 bud?
I remember you being 82???
You are 82 bud
No I'm Redagast
Nuh uh
most kids wouldnt have passports on them
If he's 82, wouldn't that make me like... 100 something?...
their parents have on them all times

I can get 2 passports
I have 2
Dang youβre old mate
English and fre
Yes and no
oh bother
You canβt talk unc
π
They do be dragging it lol
I dont remember when but a decade or more i'll stole chocolate bar and had to go to a youth detention for like 10 hours
Didnt knew what the fuck was going on at that time
CJ going absolutely nuts Still in that threat
π
Thief!! Thief, I say!
He still going ???? He was doing that all last night
He's close to 30k
It's kinda insane
I followed friends into some vandalism, and broke a window at school by accident..
I was supposed to do community service for it.. and It never happened..
Maybe cause I was in boy scouts already doing community service.. idk.. really dodged a bullet.

Damn lol
He just spamming in a spam thread π
Criminal activities 
why are they doing that
Shush
Just to go nuts ig
Like.. whatever 33 -14 years ago is.
19 years?
I remember a kid booting a ball through a window once
Wow
Typical French stuff no?
More like typical trailer trash shenanigans
Wait your actually 33 I thought that was a joke ππ
Oh yeah, I just consistently joke about being an age that progressively increases each year 
How do people even keep track of their lies like that..?
I'm 14, no wait, I told you 23 right?
That's why it's easier to say mid 20s etc
I am mid 20s for instance lol
*500
Someone call Guiness, we've got a record!
Says the unc
guiness was so good like 5-10 years ago, now the only way to get a record is to pay $$
Human capabilities are limited.. we had to peak eventually.


Unhappy birth day
happy bday @fierce inlet
Mxd is 18 now?

Yes itβs his birthday!

I bet piggy had it marked on his calendar
I wanna get a pet python but it might eat my cat
Ooo
I'll consider
Is that you in your banner @vestal sierra
I was there when mxd was born!
DAMMMN
I like the choker
Nah snakes a good pets

Nuh uh
Nah itβs a pterodactyl trust
You was saying?
I was having a moment with spelling
Yeah, I should make my server profile silly I'm just rarely in here π
Hii 
I could be tripping off the oxygen idk
maybe I was
Was is call of duty themed perchance?
dude, i just remember i had a binder of pokemon cards that were all EX's from like 2010-2016, some of those cards go for $20 or more non-PSA and lost it
Mighta been ya
I only remember bc of the tomato can and the amazing pfp
That changed based on the season
Ya thats me π

Nice choker
Or whatever it's called
lol

Found yourself a genuine stalker bro. Congrats !
Close enough 
How good are Pearl Jam
ππ
Pretty fantastic
π
I saw them live twice last year. They were amazing
How much for the choker
I got to see Metallica a bit ago and that was life changing, pearl jam sounds amazing
Uhh wym 
Need that choker in your banner yk 

Some dudes buy bath water
Or socks
Yes
Yeah Metallica are great. Iβve got tix to see them later this year here in Sydney. Canβt wait!
π€π»
?afk taking electrical health and safety exam
@bitter apex I set your AFK: taking electrical health and safety exam

Hell yeah, you'll definitely love it
Fixed my server profile
Also some dudes are just creepy
But do they buy . Yours?
Me too
hench is AFK: taking electrical health and safety exam - 2 minutes ago

πI love this
Walmart this isn't you ππ
Tgg server changes a man
Guys I am starting a podcast

Isn't everyone?
Just don't promo it here
I am not dw
Same
don't know don't care
Why?
Doesn't everyone in their sister have a podcast
thank you
Can only self promo here https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/1230980550257283132
Promotion In general chat π£οΈ
Mute speedrun be like
Imagine a full on promotion chat in here? We wouldn't be able to read Anything π damn
Yes I am aware of that
its gonna be called fort Tauh
Hey everyone π£οΈπ£οΈ, hit up @copper sinew 's Dms for a paid course on how to become a millionaire
Yeah, I'm just saying don't promo in general, very quick way to be muted


If I get a ton of dms, I'm coming back here with a warn 
Uh oh
Wsg Wsg egg egg
Do NOT hit up my man nox
βIn their sisterβ
Chalameeeeeeeeeeee
Any hitchhikers here that has a guide to the galaxy?
Have*
Yeah I misunderstood and I thought you meant the whole server. My bad
Kick his ass
Or banned depending on where you self promo
If they want to
moneys money donβt care where it comes from

Oh yeah that's nuts
I'd make a decent teacher.. but I think I'd get bored teaching the same stuff year after year.
Someone check this dudes bank records
π
donβt lie bro
I know he's getting money from strange places
Teach different grades every year so it isn't the exact same every year
Yeah, he sells feet pics
2 months
Making it sound like I traffic endangered exotic animals π
I'm like that black dude from Dexter, I know he's selling bath water but I can't prove it
Is it your birthday?
Well
step up pickle bro
No
Step up to what
Yeah
mod brev
Lol doakes
ur still tmod
After exams yeah
gotta lock in on this bs for now
lol
Damn. Pretty sure misinformation is against the rules
yeah @marsh ocean thatβs misinformation as for you @bitter apex
hench is AFK: taking electrical health and safety exam - 17 minutes ago
OMG happy birthday ππππ
fake news
Congrats on being pushed out a while ago gng
Does anyone here know the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?
Nuh uh
yes
42
What's better, breaking bad or Dexter
I can't decide
breaking bad is overrated
Both not great
But going purely off quality
Breaking bad
I never finished Dexter
Agreed

Congratulations
Now weβre just spreading misinformation
no
I got 2 different answers, and 2 answers just shitting on both the shows π
snowfall is better drug show them BB
Yall if I get mod can I be like undercover type shit
Like I donβt want this badge next to me
I wouldnβt say that
The opps know Iβm a fed if I have the badge
Undercover discord mod is kinda nuts
Pretty sure Narcos is up there too
most people don't notice
havenβt seen it just yet
queen of the south is also good
Hell yeah
Ma brotha you are neon lime green
I also need to watch uhh what's it called like Tulsa King?
With a shield next to ur name
Me neither, but the mandolorian actor is from that series.. where he got his cred from.
yesterday there was a lad in the lfgs who i wanted to help, he went straight into telling me he wanted to do money glitches


Do be fair, no one wants to grind for hours to do heists or free roam stuff in 2025 when GTA 6 is coming out soon
To*
Walmart and indubitably have both been having fun.
Could be xeno tho.
Or Red
Or D3x
red would never
Or Piggy...
His mom says heβs special

understandable
Ig itβs just the fact that itβs cheating in the end
Str8 up mod abused by mods there... Fr fr
i'll get my revenge some day
Cheating is the shit, I love cheating (in games)
I started from scratch just over a month and a half ago on enhanced. In 1 month I reached level 120 and made over $150 million. All legit and mainly solo
Do you live in Los santos
Iβm like level 170 over 3-4 years
You're safe. They're messing with us..

I'm not safe
My legacy character on PC was over level 500. I also have an account on PS5 that is up there lol
You didn't port your legacy character?..
I could have, but decided to start over for the fun of it
I didn't have a choice.. All my earlier gameplay is on console.. I had no PC character to port 




