💬┃gorilla-chat

[near patrol]

How?

[clear tiger]

That's the most insignificant bullshit excuse lol

[storm gate]

For closing out of too many missions

[naive pivot]

Get a room you two please

[bitter apex]

Which 2

[jagged wraith]

Stop spreading false info bro @bitter apex

[upper fractal]

Hey, @storm gate It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[naive pivot]

The 2 patriotics

[swift umbra]

tauriel is being the perfect example of why we don't talk about political shit here atm tbh. Not everyone can take it jokingly

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/metro-man-glow-up-meme-snotty-boy-gif-23446356

[bitter apex]

Stop pinging me @jagged wraith

[ripe void]

What the fuck. You can get bad sport for that? I thought it was only for like trolling and what not

[swift umbra]

I was just joking about lol

[jagged wraith]

I literally didn't but ok @bitter apex

[swift umbra]

pickle asked why I didn't wanna go back to the states, so I told him

[clear tiger]

You're not even joking 😂

[swift umbra]

just that someone took it too serious...

[bitter apex]

@jagged wraith what did I just say I saw you ping me stop it!

[clear tiger]

What the hell is this guy

[storm gate]

Yeah I closed out of too many missions now I’m in bad sport

[clear tiger]

I never liked you from the start lol

[near patrol]

How about we move on from that topic?

[naive pivot]

Yall are welcome
Borders are open for everyone

[near patrol]

Easy solution

[clear tiger]

Narcissistic

[ripe void]

💀💀💀

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-just-calm-down-supt-joe-donovan-hudson-and-rex-everyone-take-it-easy-settle-down-guys-gif-24465700

[copper sinew]

There's an island populated by bird eating snakes

[swift umbra]

#💬┃gorilla-chat message

[clear tiger]

It's ok I solved it by blocking lmao

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex what the fuck do u mean I'm pinging u

[bitter apex]

💀

[modest wigeon]

Dawg

[clear tiger]

😂

[bitter apex]

Join the club I’m also blocked

[naive pivot]

Best spot

[copper sinew]

They only eat the immigrants tho...

[bitter apex]

@jagged wraith you did ping me we can stop this not a joke anymore stop it!!!

[clear tiger]

I don't like seeing hate just for the sake of hate but that's just me 🤔

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex no I literally fucking didn't

[copper sinew]

They leave the indigenous birds alone to attract touristing birds.

[narrow falcon]

What about snake eating birds

[naive pivot]

When bro gets bitten by the snake on his penis so u gotta suck the venom out 😭😭😭

[modest wigeon]

Crazy

[bitter apex]

@jagged wraith right this is your last chance can these mods ban @jagged wraith for pinging me now like this is getting out of hands!

[copper sinew]

that's a myth I think..

[narrow falcon]

I dont think it is but also how would a snake get to the penar

[naive pivot]

Can it actually work tho?

[narrow falcon]

Its unrealistic

[copper sinew]

It also cuts off blood supply to any healthy tissue, causing more damage. Don't try to suck the venom out. Doing this will only introduce infection and cause more damage.

[near patrol]

I don't think venom can be sucked out?

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex no I'm not fucking pinging you @bitter apex they can't ban me without a reason

[naive pivot]

By sucking the blood out

[modest wigeon]

Maybe if it’s like within a minute

[narrow falcon]

Mike wants to try so let him test it out

[bitter apex]

@jagged wraith you did ping me @jagged wraith if you don’t stop it rn you will be banned you will be their test subject @jagged wraith

[near patrol]

How fast does venom spread?

[clear tiger]

@clear tiger

[modest wigeon]

That cat is fucking ugly

[swift umbra]

depends on the venom

[clear tiger]

Yes hello?

[naive pivot]

Very fast
Like very fast

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex I did not oh my fucking god. @bitter apex if you don't stop lying you will be banned @bitter apex

[near patrol]

Depends on how venomous the snake is 🤷‍♀️

[narrow falcon]

2 car lengths per production time of a Dodge Charger

[copper sinew]

It varies by snake species and individual snake.. if you get bit, you need to identify the snake to find the right antidote.

[naive pivot]

Ur blood thickens and the vessels get blocked

[clear tiger]

I'd like one large pepperoni pizza

[near patrol]

So sucking the blood out of the blood will lead to blood loss no?

[modest wigeon]

Wouldn’t like accidentally swallowing some have the same effect too

[swift umbra]

so neurotoxin

[clear tiger]

@clear tiger

[near patrol]

No bc venom is venomous of injected into the bloodstream

[clear tiger]

Yes hello?

[near patrol]

Poison is dangerous if digested

[narrow falcon]

Are you getting a yes yes no yes armed pizza as well?

[bitter apex]

@jagged wraith that’s it! Mods blow up their house for pinging me @jagged wraith sucks to suck

[naive pivot]

It might just lead to death yeah

[modest wigeon]

Put vacuum cleaner on a snake bite

[clear tiger]

Hello?

[jagged wraith]

@bitter apex ok

[narrow falcon]

So spit it out immediately after

[modest wigeon]

No need to suck

[bitter apex]

[jagged wraith]

I want some more cheesecake

[naive pivot]

Ok now I am scared
I dont wanna get bit there pls

[narrow falcon]

Hello?

[naive pivot]

That's gonna hurt

[clear tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-exe-sonic-meme-2017x-freaky-sonic-gif-10879680741384991435

[bitter apex]

So random but okay lmao

[near patrol]

So you die either way

[jagged wraith]

Ikr

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[copper sinew]

what if it's necrotic venom?.. you'd suck out a chunk of flesh and cause mad damage..

[near patrol]

Rinse your mouth 🤷‍♀️

[swift umbra]

just make sure you look where you're going if you're in an area where there's a lot of snakes

[near patrol]

I'd be scared of swallowing in case there's still some poison left

[narrow falcon]

I didnt say a bad word this time damn it
I guess id better get the soap

[naive pivot]

I think most likely
I dont see how u will survive after getting bitten there

[swift umbra]

depending on what poison it is, small amounts don't kill usually

[jagged wraith]

Yea this helps

[near patrol]

Lmao

[naive pivot]

I am never going in a snake area

[swift umbra]

unless you live down under, cause everything there for some reason has the most dangerous cocktail of venom in it that can flatline you in 30 min with no antivenom

[near patrol]

If you're an only child the bloodline is finished

[jagged wraith]

Guys should we throw Mike into a snake pit

[near patrol]

Fair enough

[naive pivot]

Yeah

[copper sinew]

snakes a pretty fragile.. you can step on one and kill it by accident... I have 💀

[swift umbra]

no need to avoid, just make sure that you aren't stupid

[bitter apex]

Sucks to suck

[near patrol]

Throw him on that island that's full of venomous snakes

[naive pivot]

U got snakes from temu 😭😭

[near patrol]

Imagine

[jagged wraith]

Yea

[near patrol]

Fr

[naive pivot]

Yeah

[jagged wraith]

Make sure it's in the middle of the ocean

[swift umbra]

so that's what happened to my plastic toy snake

[jagged wraith]

Ain't no help then

[bitter apex]

Then I’ll push you in after

[copper sinew]

was taking a walk to the beach and garder snake found its way under my heel.. it... didn't make it.

[bitter apex]

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

[swift umbra]

thick boots and pants can stop a lot

[narrow falcon]

What about a thick booty

[jagged wraith]

No please

[jagged wraith]

What

The hell

[narrow falcon]

What

[naive pivot]

Maybe it was very young?

[near patrol]

😭

[naive pivot]

Fair enough

[jagged wraith]

What's that gonna save

[narrow falcon]

Im caked up so what

[swift umbra]

once again, not if you live down under like @narrow falcon, cause those fuckers run armor piercing rounds

[narrow falcon]

I dunno maybe my internal organs

[jagged wraith]

[modest wigeon]

Just swallow gng

[jagged wraith]

I don't think so

[modest wigeon]

Prolly fine

[swift umbra]

they legit have spiders who can go through shoes

[copper sinew]

garter snakes aren't very big.

[near patrol]

No thanks

[jagged wraith]

What the fuck

[naive pivot]

Would you rather get killed by an anaconda or a black mamba?

[narrow falcon]

I think so
Its a pretty big damn cake

[swift umbra]

mamba, that's instant

the anaconda is slow and painful

[near patrol]

I'd rather be killed by poison

[jagged wraith]

I don't think so

[naive pivot]

U must be strong as well

[jagged wraith]

I'd rather be shot

[narrow falcon]

It is though
Youre not gonna bait me into showing you

[swift umbra]

anyways, bed time, see y'all guys!

[near patrol]

In the head bc that's instant death

[jagged wraith]

I don't wanna see it

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

[copper sinew]

it's less force than stepping on a pine cone

[naive pivot]

U think so?
Bcz once he starts gripping wouldn't u die due to bones crushing?

[jagged wraith]

And less painful

[swift umbra]

?afk sleeping cause school happens tomorrow

[upper fractal]

@swift umbra I set your AFK: sleeping cause school happens tomorrow

[jagged wraith]

Goodbye

[upper fractal]

Ni3k_070 (Car Nerd) is AFK: sleeping cause school happens tomorrow - a few seconds ago

[near patrol]

You feel pretty much nothing

[narrow falcon]

So youre trying reverse psychology now huh
Desperate ahh

[naive pivot]

👍

[jagged wraith]

yes

[jagged wraith]

Mo

No

[narrow falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cow-gif-17428338243821361151

[modest wigeon]

Guys should I lock in for exams or move to Italy

Toss up fr

[copper sinew]

that's your game bro

[jagged wraith]

@modest wigeon wants to touch it

[naive pivot]

Move to Italy

[modest wigeon]

Sure

Whatever

[narrow falcon]

Bet

[jagged wraith]

💀💀

[modest wigeon]

Whatever am I touching

[narrow falcon]

Get your freak on buddy boy

[narrow falcon]

My cake

[jagged wraith]

💀💀

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/nairaman-pg13-swag-paul-george-gif-22712659

[modest wigeon]

Jk

U prolly ain’t wash @narrow falcon

[clear tiger]

HUH

[naive pivot]

Have yall watched that video of a man getting purposely bit by a black mamba and still nothing happening to him?

[modest wigeon]

Gng deleted the message

Yes

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-cake-bruce-bogtrotter-roald-dahls-matilda-the-musical-devouring-cake-chewing-cake-gif-27255015

[clear tiger]

👀

[narrow falcon]

Washed it like 92 minutes ago

[bitter apex]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[modest wigeon]

[narrow falcon]

Nuh uh you cant have my cake

[modest wigeon]

Idk man

[bitter apex]

NO!

[narrow falcon]

I promise

[modest wigeon]

What

[bitter apex]

NO!

[narrow falcon]

Sometimes good things happen to good people and thats alright

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-cringe-gif-19831193

I will not be touching your ass

[copper sinew]

I promise to scratch my ass before taking a handful

[clear tiger]

What cake???

[uneven kernel]

Yeah sure

[clear tiger]

😭

[narrow falcon]

My booty

[naive pivot]

Can I have some?

[narrow falcon]

Im caked up so much call it the cheesecake factory

[clear tiger]

I'm saying... Where? 👀 😂

[copper sinew]

ew

nvm

bye

[naive pivot]

💀

🤣🤣🤣

[modest wigeon]

Nox

[clear tiger]

Inspection 📢

[naive pivot]

Nox got disgusted

😭😭

[clear tiger]

What is it doing

[narrow falcon]

Aint no way you thought i meant actual cake

[naive pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/butt-grab-couple-butt-slap-gif-15945314

[narrow falcon]

What

[clear tiger]

Fr

[narrow falcon]

That's suspicious

[clear tiger]

Fr

[narrow falcon]

Just being all cakey

[uneven kernel]

Glad to see the chat so active again. Almost convinces me the server isn't dead

[copper sinew]

I like to pretend I'm innocent

[narrow falcon]

You still cant have it

Only pickle tickle

[copper sinew]

If it's Caked Cake.. you can keep it

ain't no one want that

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-oh-damn-damn-shocked-surprise-gif-19375968

Fuckin BAKERY

[narrow falcon]

Then i guess bad things happen to good people too

[naive pivot]

How did we went from snakes to all this?

[copper sinew]

Good people don't talk about their "Cake" in public...

[naive pivot]

Let's keep our cakes to ourselves

[copper sinew]

fr

[narrow falcon]

Because im caked up dont u get it?

[uneven kernel]

From cum to cake

[narrow falcon]

What

Get out

[modest wigeon]

Yall

[uneven kernel]

Done that. I'm back

Dead cat

[narrow falcon]

Not the cat

[stray forge]

🤣🤣

[uneven kernel]

Hilarious

[bitter apex]

Bro what

[narrow falcon]

Jump him

[modest wigeon]

Why is everyone freaky past week

[modest wigeon]

Like

[narrow falcon]

Tauriel having an effect on the server

[bitter apex]

I’m not the only normal person. Here

[uneven kernel]

It's just how it goes

This is how it has to be

I saw that

Thanks for reminding me abiut gta 4

[copper sinew]

too many caps. try again

[lime cave]

RDR3 or GTA4 remastered any updates or news?

[copper sinew]

RDR3?

[modest wigeon]

She freaky

[bitter apex]

Before rdr4

[copper sinew]

Doesn't exist

[lime cave]

Yeah u heard right

[narrow falcon]

Ong

[modest wigeon]

But u not allowed to be freaky gng

She get a pass fr

[narrow falcon]

Yuh uh

[bitter apex]

Y not

[lime cave]

Before gta 7 or Before?

[modest wigeon]

Cuz u don’t shower

[narrow falcon]

I did less than 2 hours ago gang

[copper sinew]

Imma be in my grave by the time they motion capture another Rockstar release....

[modest wigeon]

There ain’t no proof no documentation doctor note saying that

[modest wigeon]

So that’s cap

[uneven kernel]

👍

[narrow falcon]

I aint filming myself innthe shower to prove it mate

[copper sinew]

another 15years for the next masterpiece?

[narrow falcon]

So desperate

[copper sinew]

16 if you add the one we're still waiting for.

[modest wigeon]

Ma brotha what

[narrow falcon]

I know my body is amazing but its not your property

[plush wyvern]

Who wanna 1v1 its for a yt vid dm me if interested

[uneven kernel]

No thanks

[narrow falcon]

Bro got the scammer

[modest wigeon]

Who’d you scam

[narrow falcon]

Tgg fs

[plush wyvern]

Bro I didn’t scam him me and him are friends

[narrow falcon]

Get scam roled

[plush wyvern]

But they won’t take this off

[narrow falcon]

Even better

[modest wigeon]

Dunce cap of the server type shit

Everyone bully’s the scammers role lmao

[bitter apex]

Sure bro

[bitter apex]

Tbf I’ve scammed lots of kids here but no one actually reported me 😭

[plush wyvern]

Me and the dude are friends

[plush wyvern]

That’s no fair I have the role but you don’t

[bitter apex]

Sucks to suck bro

Here a lesson life isn’t fair

[bitter apex]

Get over it

[narrow falcon]

Hench goated fr

[modest wigeon]

Man hench get away with so much shit 😭

[narrow falcon]

Hey hench

[bitter apex]

😭😭😭

[narrow falcon]

You missed the discussion about my cake

[plush wyvern]

I’m finna report you

[uneven kernel]

M

[bitter apex]

Before I got banned I just did whatever the fuck I wanted lmao

[copper sinew]

for now

[narrow falcon]

You aint a victim so no proof

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/shush-pope-heyward-outer-banks-silence-don't-talk-gif-14214119171744341995

[bitter apex]

I’m glad I missed it

[bitter apex]

What that supposed to mean

[copper sinew]

🤐

[modest wigeon]

Bro wanted me to touch his cake

[bitter apex]

Yeah what the fuck is wrong with this server

Day by day getting more cooked

[uneven kernel]

Exactly why I'm leaving

[narrow falcon]

Bad things happen to good people buddy boy

Thats life

[bitter apex]

I’m stroking my pussy

Pussy cat

[modest wigeon]

What color

[bitter apex]

Black and white

[narrow falcon]

We need the make a quote bot exactly for this

[modest wigeon]

Nice

[copper sinew]

I feel like I remember you.. Like you've been in the server, and out and back again a few times eh?

[bitter apex]

lol

[copper sinew]

and he's gone

[modest wigeon]

Who’s gone

[bitter apex]

He was here before I got banned then left

[bitter apex]

You will be soon trust

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-an-immortal-phil-groundhog-day-i-never-die-columbia-pictures-100-gif-15473343316563650301

Not possible

[bitter apex]

i said this once

i got banned

😭

[modest wigeon]

Nah nah nah you don’t understaaand

I’ve come back from the point of no return gng

[bitter apex]

enlighten me then

[modest wigeon]

[clear tiger]

Gng

On the folks

I AM

Tauriel

Stg

Fr

But that's just me 🤷🏻‍♀️ idk

[plush wyvern]

Bro

[modest wigeon]

I believe you gng

[copper sinew]

like the elf?

[bitter apex]

yes?

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/tauriel-blank-stare-hobbit-stare-gif-11928068

[clear tiger]

That's all I ever need folks, fr tho

Someone to believe in me

[modest wigeon]

Ong

[sudden wave]

Good morning

[near patrol]

Hola

[clear tiger]

Yes that's where I got the online name/persona but in this context I'm just being stupid and saying I'm myself essentially

[modest wigeon]

Where do you live

[sudden wave]

How are we all?

[modest wigeon]

Where it’s morning

[sudden wave]

Oz

[copper sinew]

I wanted some elven bread..

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/jynxzi-fall-gif-3018165396033264915

[clear tiger]

Lembas 😜

I got some

[sudden wave]

It’s 9am in Sydney

[lavish musk]

Same as usual

Wbu

[sudden wave]

??

[modest wigeon]

Do you cook shrimps on the bahbey

Do u know Nemo

[sudden wave]

It’s my day off today, so looking forward to chilling out

[lavish musk]

Sounds like a plan

[copper sinew]

No fkn way!

[modest wigeon]

Say it

[clear tiger]

Why are you in Sydney

Get out of her

[sudden wave]

We call them prawns

[sudden wave]

Never found them

[modest wigeon]

Fr

[clear tiger]

Like just stop 🤷🏻‍♀️

[bitter apex]

yoo

[sudden wave]

I’ll be going out with friends for drinks and dinner later tonight

[modest wigeon]

I understand tho

I wouldn’t

Sydney’s fine shyt

[sudden wave]

What do you mean? I live here

[lavish musk]

Sounds like y'all are about to have a good time

[clear tiger]

SWEENEY? 😭🥺

Mommy

[sudden wave]

Yo yo yo

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sweeney-gif-16695226216115129716

YES

😫

[granite mural]

🤣

[clear tiger]

I can't believe fine shyt is a thing now

[sudden wave]

Hells yes

[clear tiger]

Mfs are actually using that phrase in person lol

[sudden wave]

I hope so!

[lavish musk]

One of the drawbacks of Sydney to me are the summer temps

[sudden wave]

[lavish musk]

I'm sure it'll be

[lavish musk]

Which is why I don't think I'll ever visit

[modest wigeon]

Is that a bit mojo

[gentle bridge]

Sydneysiders are wussies

[lavish musk]

ok and?

Australia is all the same to me

[copper sinew]

Are we talking about Sidney the place, or Sidney the person I'm confused.

[gentle bridge]

It's worse in Brisbane

[lavish musk]

8 big cities, and they're all hot af

[gentle bridge]

Sydney, New South Wales

Darwin ain't big

[copper sinew]

Since when does Pickle talk about Sidney the place???

[modest wigeon]

Both are hot

So both idk

[sudden wave]

It is autumn right now

[copper sinew]

🤯

[modest wigeon]

That’s so weird man

[lavish musk]

I mean just in general, temps year round are not nice in Australia if you don't like insane heat

[modest wigeon]

Move to earth

Leave Australia

Fall during spring is crazy

[sudden wave]

Sydney

[gentle bridge]

Tasmania is fine all year round, but only if you like doing funny things with your cousin

[lavish musk]

@gentle bridge It was 26°C today & I felt like dying

[modest wigeon]

Sssssssweeney

[brittle creek]

🤨

[lavish musk]

Whatever that may be

[gentle bridge]

Bro that's like winter temp here

[lavish musk]

Ik

[sudden wave]

Not really

[lavish musk]

I mean considering winter temps here can get to as low as -20, anything close to 30°C is a nightmare

[narrow falcon]

What’s up?

[modest wigeon]

Sky

[sudden wave]

I prefer warm weather over the cold personally. Plus our beaches are awesome

[brittle creek]

Why do those msgs keep getting erased lol

[lavish musk]

To each their own of course

I just do not like hot temps

[gentle bridge]

Well, just saying it sometimes gets closer to 50

[clear tiger]

Which ones 👀

[modest wigeon]

Ur tweaking man

[lavish musk]

I'm aware, that must feel like dying even for you Aussies

[modest wigeon]

Nothings erasing

[clear tiger]

Fr

[gentle bridge]

No it's fine

Switch a fan on and you're good

[lavish musk]

I'll tell you what, we had -16°C here this winter & I loved every second of it

[sudden wave]

Heya

[gentle bridge]

Ezpz

[brittle creek]

No no, I think I'd know if they were real or fake

[sudden wave]

No thank you

[lavish musk]

Yeah I'll tell you one thing, if I ever show up in Australia & the first thing I feel is being baked alive, they'll have to fly my corpse right back to my home country for my funeral

[gentle bridge]

If you come in July you'll be fine

[lavish musk]

I mean

25°C seems low for y'all

[sudden wave]

Which is?

[lavish musk]

Belgium

[gentle bridge]

25 is average in winter

[lavish musk]

Yeah, but if those temps happen here during the winter, they'll yell "CLIMATE CHANGE !!!"

[sudden wave]

Oh

😐

[lavish musk]

But let's not get too political here

[clear tiger]

No let's talk about politics!!

[brittle creek]

What's 25°C in american lol

[gentle bridge]

We used to get 40 days all the time and now it's maybe once a year here

[clear tiger]

Raaaahhhh

[lavish musk]

77°F

More or less

[gentle bridge]

I can give you a formula

[sudden wave]

Climate change is real

[brittle creek]

Oh that's actually pretty nice

[sudden wave]

Agreed

[lavish musk]

Yes ik but I don't need to have it shoved down my throat as an average citizen

I'm not a big company who pollutes the entire area

[copper sinew]

Temperature lag.. Our weather is a reflection of the atmospheric changes from ten years ago.

[clear tiger]

I do 😅🤤

Please 🥺

[gentle bridge]

I'm not getting involved because I know my views will get shut down

[lavish musk]

@gentle bridge Well, I'll tell you, in 2012 I believe it was -24°C here once & I'll do anything to get a day like that again

[sudden wave]

I don’t think anyone here is accusing you of being a big company lol

[clear tiger]

Sorry shoving things down the throat is wild

Huge turn on

[lavish musk]

No, I meant as in, they're blaming everyone but themselves lmao

But again I'm not going too political here

[gentle bridge]

C = temp in Celsius
F = " " Fahrenheit
(C x 1.8) + 32 = F

[near patrol]

CRAZY

[sudden wave]

Yup

[clear tiger]

Climate change is hot 🤷🏻‍♀️

Literally

[lavish musk]

Anything with a tropical climate is too much

[brittle creek]

I know 0°C is about 32°F, right?

[gentle bridge]

It is

[lavish musk]

Just about

[gentle bridge]

We base 0 degrees on the freezing point of water
Fahrenheit bases 0 on the freezing point of brine

[brittle creek]

Gotcha

I'm gonna start reading temperature in C from now on

[clear tiger]

I'm about to test my resolve children

Wish me luck

[gentle bridge]

1:1:1 ratio of water, ice and ammonium chloride

[sudden wave]

And 100 degrees C is the boiling point of water. Fahrenheit is stupid lol

[sudden wave]

Good boy

[copper sinew]

Hang on a sec tho.. If water boils at different temperatures based on altitude, wouldn't freezing temperature vary based on altitude too?

[brittle creek]

It really is, I don't know why F° is a thing in the U.S

[sudden wave]

Good luck

[gentle bridge]

I can read Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, Rankine and Réaumur

[gentle bridge]

Sea level at standard atmospheric pressure

[clear tiger]

Gram dab

[gentle bridge]

They thought of that

[brittle creek]

I'm sorry, I beg your most exquisite pardon?

[clear tiger]

Reading the dablature in preparation

Jah grant me the strength 💪🏻

@modest wigeon

[brittle creek]

@gentle bridge I had no idea those last 2 existed

[sudden wave]

Inertia

[copper sinew]

Are you a chemist?..

[gentle bridge]

And Delisle

[gentle bridge]

No I just enjoy learning

[brittle creek]

Yeah I'm not even gonna try to understand what the heck that is

[gentle bridge]

Freezing is 150°D, boiling is 0°D

[sudden wave]

A rare breed

[copper sinew]

You know all the chemistry stuff.

[gentle bridge]

A bit

I can recite just about every periodic element ig

[jagged wraith]

Do me a favor

And get to crystal caves

And help me cut seaths tail

[cinder talon]

chat

what best way to sleep quickly

[bitter apex]

try sleeping

might help

[gentle bridge]

sleeping

[cinder talon]

you lot are helpful!

[bitter apex]

lol

[sudden wave]

Counting sheep

[lavish musk]

Oh but you are a funny one @gentle bridge

[sudden wave]

Or drink yourself into oblivion

[lavish musk]

Preferably no hangovers

[copper sinew]

💀

I just got unstuck from the Demon Lairs...

[gentle bridge]

@bitter apex @near patrol

[copper sinew]

droning audiobooks. or thunderstorms on loop.

[gentle bridge]

Indeed

[bitter apex]

[modest wigeon]

Do yall drink milk

[gentle bridge]

Yup

[bitter apex]

Yeah

[gentle bridge]

They finally brought banana nesquik back, and not the rice flour one

[brittle creek]

That's a thing?!

[gentle bridge]

Yessir

[modest wigeon]

I have never had strawberry ice cream

[gentle bridge]

Where are you?

[near patrol]

Wait till you find out about Essex

[brittle creek]

🇺🇸

[modest wigeon]

E sex is crazy

[bitter apex]

[near patrol]

Fr

[gentle bridge]

Españolintercourse

[modest wigeon]

Where is Essex again

[gentle bridge]

England

[modest wigeon]

Shit sound so familiar

[near patrol]

South west iirc

Of uk

[bitter apex]

Like south west

Near me

Sort of

[gentle bridge]

Oh rip

[brittle creek]

We only have boring flavors like chocolate and strawberry 😔

[near patrol]

Whereabouts are you from

[gentle bridge]

You fuckers have cool ranch doritos

[modest wigeon]

Actually it’s a town in Massachusetts

I’ve been there

[gentle bridge]

I WANT THEM BACK

[near patrol]

In England too

[lavish musk]

And in the UK

[brittle creek]

We also have SPICY cool ranch doritos 😎

[gentle bridge]

Yeah ok shut up, yank

[bitter apex]

England

[modest wigeon]

“Oi it’s a town en englanndd aswewl innit lovley”

[brittle creek]

[modest wigeon]

It’s American

[lavish musk]

Another typical braindead American

[jagged wraith]

No dw I got it

[gentle bridge]

"oOoOh wE hAvE cOoL RaNcH dOrItoS" yeah but you're fat

[sudden wave]

Almond milk

[bitter apex]

lol

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-gif-27207643

🦅

🇺🇸

[near patrol]

Where in England lol

[copper sinew]

Thank God! Imagine being stuck there?...

[modest wigeon]

Nuh uh

[gentle bridge]

Your name is probably Phoenix Patriot James Robert E. Lee Constitution Cheeseburger J. Lexington III

[modest wigeon]

Close but I ain’t telling u

[bitter apex]

Outskirts of London maybe

[copper sinew]

💀 @jagged wraith I'd have to re ring the church bell, rebeat quelaag and re ring that bell to even get anywhere near there.

[brittle creek]

My nickname was actually just Phoenix 😭

[near patrol]

Ohh alright

[brittle creek]

I just switched it to Pizza5

[gentle bridge]

Your name is probably Phoenix Patriot James Robert E. Lee Constitution A-X Warthog Cheeseburger J. Lexington III

[bitter apex]

Wbu unc

[gentle bridge]

X stands for ten

[near patrol]

Who are you again 😭

[bitter apex]

Hench

😭😭

[near patrol]

Oh fuck off

[modest wigeon]

I’m naming my son that

Fucking bad ass

[gentle bridge]

henchs girlfriend sarah

[lavish musk]

@gentle bridge yo how about this, join the exclusive vc & watch me being a failure at GeoGuessr

[near patrol]

I thought it was someone else

[bitter apex]

Lmaooo

[jagged wraith]

Nw lol

[brittle creek]

Unc?!

[gentle bridge]

if ANY of you get that reference then I'm genuinely impressed

[gentle bridge]

Listening to music

[bitter apex]

LOL

[lavish musk]

Oh okay then

Then I'll just be in there by myself

[gentle bridge]

Do it for real and I'll give you a tenner

[modest wigeon]

What song

[brittle creek]

Let's be fr, how old would one have to be to get called unc?

[near patrol]

I live near Birmingham lol

[jagged wraith]

Ring the church bell, Quelaag, run sens fortress underleveled af, run anor londo even more underleveled

[lavish musk]

I know exactly where

[modest wigeon]

bet

[jagged wraith]

Get the lord vessel and then place it

[gentle bridge]

Pantera - Floods

[bitter apex]

lol

[near patrol]

Not exactly where

[gentle bridge]

I was an uncle at 7

[jagged wraith]

Then u can access the Dukes archive

I got it tho!

[modest wigeon]

FUCK

[copper sinew]

die die, die die die, die, die, die die, die, die, get vaporized, die, die, fall off the tower, die again, and finally!

[modest wigeon]

I missed 🥘

[gentle bridge]

What

[brittle creek]

same 😔

[gentle bridge]

Banger

[modest wigeon]

Why did it send a fucking emoji

Fuckass autocorrect made it a emoji

[gentle bridge]

shallow pan of food emoji

[modest wigeon]

I said I missed dinner

[lavish musk]

I hacked your phone lil sis

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[brittle creek]

Banger hardly know er

[gentle bridge]

Nyehehehehe

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-hungry-starve-gif-11617464317713477866

[near patrol]

Where do I live if I'm homeless?

[bitter apex]

That u irl

[lavish musk]

Under that bridge

[copper sinew]

Gotta Love Dark Souls

[gentle bridge]

Hoping my sister gets Metallica tickets soon

[modest wigeon]

[near patrol]

Which bridge

[modest wigeon]

No

[jagged wraith]

Yes

[bitter apex]

Prove it

[lavish musk]

That one located next to that river in that one town

[modest wigeon]

Wdym prove it

[bitter apex]

Prove it

[near patrol]

Severn?

[modest wigeon]

What do u want a shirtless picture or me or sum

[lavish musk]

Some like that yeah

[gentle bridge]

dewit

[near patrol]

Right

[modest wigeon]

[bitter apex]

I mean if your offering

[gentle bridge]

and lemme see too

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-moistcr1tikal-penguinz0-stare-gif-11582554123903713891

[near patrol]

No my uni is near there but I'm not

[modest wigeon]

Crazy

[gentle bridge]

no homo

[lavish musk]

Hmmm

Anyways so

Back to GeoGuessr

[near patrol]

Lol

[gentle bridge]

This cloud looks very Bangladeshi

[near patrol]

Back to playing fh5

[modest wigeon]

Send it

Show the cloud

[lavish musk]

I'm not Rainbolt

[copper sinew]

Get Stabbed, Get burnt, Fall off the map, Get eaten, Get poisoned, Get Petrified, Get stepped on, Get sat on, oh and let's not forget Get Invaded. Good Times

[gentle bridge]

You're Sunbolt

[jagged wraith]

[lavish musk]

I lack vitamin D bro

[gentle bridge]

Sounds like Game of Thrones

[jagged wraith]

Invaders run from me sometimes

[gentle bridge]

You bolt away from the sun

[lavish musk]

Exactly

Anything to hide from it

Can't be bothered

[gentle bridge]

Smh

[lavish musk]

@copper sinew Join vc

[copper sinew]

You've basically become a Dark Souls boss just not as big..

[jagged wraith]

[copper sinew]

need to pee, brb

[jagged wraith]

If I put on smoughs armor

[modest wigeon]

Talk duub

[gentle bridge]

RUN

RUN AWAY FROM THE EVIL SPIDER

[stoic fiber]

gay

[brittle creek]

Spider hardly know er lol

Sorry

[sudden wave]

I have 2 nephews

[gentle bridge]

5 and a niece

get better lol

I'm diamond

[sudden wave]

I have tix

[gentle bridge]

You're bronze

Yeah she's getting em, just dunno when

We get the cripple seating

[timid coral]

hm

[sudden wave]

No thank you

[timid coral]

i had an.. interesting dream

[bitter apex]

I want it

Tbf

[gentle bridge]

Cause you like men

[bitter apex]

Of?

[bitter apex]

Ofc like most women

[gentle bridge]

shut up bench

[bitter apex]

Who bench

[gentle bridge]

you

[timid coral]

without providing so much as a context

University of Phoenix

[bitter apex]

Proof?

[gentle bridge]

the b in isabella stands for ballsacklover

the i stands for ilovemen

[timid coral]

why?

because.. lets say that the context is.. 18+ in nature

[sudden wave]

Men and women for me

[bitter apex]

Hm

[gentle bridge]

Ilovemensaballsackloverella

[sudden wave]

Scrotums are kind of weird ngl

[bitter apex]

is it

[gentle bridge]

Yes

[gentle bridge]

Mine is fine

[bitter apex]

proof?

[sudden wave]

Yeah proof?

[gentle bridge]

Woah only 3 people get to see my scrotum

[sudden wave]

why

[gentle bridge]

Because I said so

women aren't on that list

[bitter apex]

no

[bitter apex]

oh

i dont want to see it now

[sudden wave]

Interesting

[gentle bridge]

Yeah so go back to being a man

[sudden wave]

Likewise

[bitter apex]

this is sexist!

[gentle bridge]

I have better balls than yous

I can stand to pee

[bitter apex]

cause i dont have any

[narrow falcon]

Didnt tauriel tag me

Why cant i find

[gentle bridge]

@narrow falcon no

[bitter apex]

@narrow falcon no

[gentle bridge]

HA LOSER

[narrow falcon]

I got the notification but its nonexistent

[bitter apex]

im going stoke my pussy

cat

[gentle bridge]

stoke

[bitter apex]

[sudden wave]

How are you a mod? lol

[gentle bridge]

It's a joke lol

It's hench he's just put on a woman persona today

[sudden wave]

Ok

[sudden wave]

Who is that?

[dusty goblet]

balls~

[bitter apex]

Who is that?

[clear tiger]

Damn

[gentle bridge]

Women keep driving into me

[cinder talon]

nope

[dusty goblet]

my cat drove into me

[cinder talon]

why are u still here

why cant u get banned already

[gentle bridge]

the female species drive their automobiles into my automobile

[dusty goblet]

cus i can be

hey): dont say i get ban):

[gentle bridge]

i get ban):

[bitter apex]

Good

[upper fractal]

@cinder talon I set your AFK: ban @dusty goblet BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[dusty goblet]

meani):

[bitter apex]

Right

[bitter apex]

I think he wants you banned

Might be wrong tho

[sudden wave]

??

[dusty goblet]

idk if he does

[bitter apex]

Nah I think he likes you

[sudden wave]

[dusty goblet]

wut

[bitter apex]

WUT

[dusty goblet]

you got a yt channel O:

[sudden wave]

Kind of

[copper sinew]

Let's not abuse afk functions to make text walls please. Thank you!

[dusty goblet]

and a twitch accO:

[cinder talon]

sowy

[sudden wave]

Yeah

[dusty goblet]

you famos person

[sudden wave]

I'm kind of a big deal

[dusty goblet]

noice

[sudden wave]

I am Miss Lina

[copper sinew]

[gentle bridge]

Google 'Mountain Chicken' and you will see the STUPIDEST example of animal naming EVER

[bitter apex]

no

[dusty goblet]

thats a duck

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/backflip-frog-gif-6186268304796348912

[gentle bridge]

No seriously google it

[gentle bridge]

I want to know what fuckin substance they were on cause that's gotta be some strong shit

[dusty goblet]

oh nvm thats a snake

[copper sinew]

fr

[sudden wave]

??

[gentle bridge]

Dog lemom

[copper sinew]

123 is like.. 4 classrooms..

[gentle bridge]

4 classrooms? I thought Harold has nine on the architecture

[foggy wolf]

hi

[sudden wave]

Hey hey

[gentle bridge]

hi

cat emoji

[dusty goblet]

hi

[gentle bridge]

ASMR buying from temu

[near patrol]

Hi

[copper sinew]

480 would be a little more impressive.

[sudden wave]

Interesting tattoo

[gentle bridge]

But if the drumkit has nasal surgery then it will result in a lack of confidence with table sauce

[foggy wolf]

which one

[dusty goblet]

the cat

[copper sinew]

True, but you can make a deal with the table sauce and instill false confidence that overlooks the nasal surgery of the drumkit.

[foggy wolf]

i like dogs too

[gentle bridge]

But it shan't listen and Rob will not enjoy dining with West Sussex

[dusty goblet]

thats a nice dog tatto

[foggy wolf]

@gentle bridge did you wish your mother a happy mother's day?

[gentle bridge]

I did that 28 hours ago

[foggy wolf]

thank you

[dusty goblet]

np

[foggy wolf]

I'm sure she appreciated it

[dusty goblet]

[gentle bridge]

she did

[bitter apex]

cap

[copper sinew]

omg thanks! I thought it was tomorrow

[gentle bridge]

ask her

[bitter apex]

i will

[jagged wraith]

No u didn't

[gentle bridge]

I did

[gentle bridge]

Ok go on

[bitter apex]

ok

[gentle bridge]

yeah

[foggy wolf]

it was yestarday for me

cause I'm Mexican

(sorry)

[gentle bridge]

https://youtu.be/6JVBNmUPUCA?si=HG9avf9_ygAHx54A hench rn

[sudden wave]

Whatever can be seen in that pic

[bitter apex]

tbf mother day is in march i the uk

[foggy wolf]

😦

[sudden wave]

How good is Mexican food

[gentle bridge]

I am powerful

[foggy wolf]

i think they're cool tbh

so I win the argument

[foggy wolf]

uhh

[sudden wave]

It was yesterday here in Oz

[foggy wolf]

pretty good ig

[sudden wave]

What's wrong?

[gentle bridge]

I have leftovers

Yeet skrrt

[foggy wolf]

maybe I assumed you meant that in a bad way

leftovers of what

is it pizza

[narrow falcon]

Omnomnom ahh mod

[gentle bridge]

Fuck up

[gentle bridge]

mhm

[foggy wolf]

enjoy

[gentle bridge]

I ate a whole pizza last night and a loaf of garlic bread

[sudden wave]

why

[copper sinew]

then... ... how... leftovers???

[gentle bridge]

Yessir

[copper sinew]

but you ate the whole thing..

[gentle bridge]

Yup

And I have leftovers

[copper sinew]

how's there leftovers of the whole thing being eaten?

[narrow falcon]

So it wasnt left over

[copper sinew]

actually...

I don't wanna know 💀

[gentle bridge]

no my parents didn't finish either of theirs

[narrow falcon]

Ah

[gentle bridge]

3/4 of a pizza left overall

[copper sinew]

I was worried for a minute..

[gentle bridge]

Ew god no wtf

[narrow falcon]

Did you think he

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254758

[copper sinew]

He ate the whole thing and had leftovers

logically... it's illogical

[gentle bridge]

might chuck a tape on

how we feeling about genesis chat

[copper sinew]

Decent chapter ig

[gentle bridge]

no the band

[foggy wolf]

i miss her

[dusty goblet]

balls~

[gentle bridge]

Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford yknow

[bitter apex]

[copper sinew]

I think I need to go reset my brain, I'm not understanding anything

[foggy wolf]

[dusty goblet]

have a good class

[gentle bridge]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_(band)

[copper sinew]

that's them today??/

[gentle bridge]

Yeah they're old as

I got their eponymous album on tape

[dusty goblet]

that sir in the middle is my baby brother

[narrow falcon]

Mid

[sudden wave]

Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel solo are better

[gentle bridge]

respectfully you don't get an opinion

[gentle bridge]

sorry no

end of