#💬┃gorilla-chat
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I am:
65% European (British, Spanish, French)
25% Indigenous Central American
5% Jewish
5% African
Yeah it's pretty nuts. My ancestors colonised my ancestors
😳
hmm
bitch ass car
cmon man its doing its best
not good enough
i need RESULTS
what kind
ones that ends with the weak being pruned from this mortal coil
englihs
Who types in twitch chat
twitchers
he lurks out of necessity because he hates us all
he'd rather see us end up like a skinner brother victim
fr
twitchers
Hey Crusty
Crusty
hii InDuub
just taking life lessons, wbu 
Hmmm 
thats near one of my crate warehouses haha
Oh right
Well still
I'm coming to raid it

sometimes im amazed as to how small los santos is
Me too
GTA wiki claims it's population is 4M
You're Indonesian right
yep
I mean considering y'all are the 4th most populous country on earth, y'all are bound to have some giant cities
the city that im currently in looks kinda similar to miami fl
kinda
Except with a lot of scooters?
no ocean drive, thats for sure
and bridges

No game has fucked me up emotionally more than red dead 2
Check your dms 
What are you guiding
Like tours?
@lusty atlas why are you on roblox
Pig
GTA 6 gon' be huge eh
Dude i had the weirdest experience with installing FiveM a couple days ago, basically i have a GTA5 on steam and epic games and on steam i cannot play cause i lost the email for that rockstar account, so i have Legacy and Expanded on epic games, tried installing FiveM and i couldnt cause it kept bringing up the rockstar signin thingy and everytime i tried installing FiveM it kept launching GTA5 on steam that i didnt have installed, alot of fuckery
I probably encounted that like 5 bugs from that 30 minute experience wondering why i cant login into my rockstar games
Twitcher?
twitch
this is the best week imo
Like any other week (decent at best) 😁👍
yall lacking hardwork
Anyone tryna do b2b bogdan on ps5
Hey @dark laurel, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#☝lfg-info
Theoretical situation for First Responders/Mil guys and girls here.
Imagine you have your patrol/duty rifle or medkit out, high readiness/alert situation of some sort. What would be the scariest possible phrase you could think of chiming over your comms? Could be an obscure answer.
Only exceptions is it can't be nukes or anything fictional. Has to be plausible.
"It's kind of... quiet isn't it?"
Fair. No "Q" word. But I'm talking more of a specific situation. What situational comms chatter would make your blood freeze and sphincter clench?
Mhmm
Arent you getting married soon?
And bro just left me without an answer

w gpnvg
Helo judge
Bye pino wino
I love the look of NOD's, man! Quads are just so clean
would cop quads if I had 40k burning a hole in my pocket
Dead chat again
381 days.
I made some fictional lore friendly logos for GTA, where I can post them?
Haha agreed
Why not?
Da fuck?
It isn't
ok.
Maybe
he's making fun of you
saying your logos are garbage

@bitter apex
I hate griefers bro
Who doesn't
Like imagine chilling in red dead
I understand that feeling, but then I decided to play SP, because I fail in love with mods in GTA.
😭
And a fckn whole posse jumping ya
Had it happen to me many times back when I played rdo
Just minding my business and a posse rides through town and yeah
Where can I post a photo
Memes n garbage is pretty much the right place for almost anything
Hello
Hi
how are yall
Doing fine
Thanks
Go check it
hi
dead chat
@marsh ocean
And me
I've seen this meme before
😼
Dead chat again
lol
Haha

what
Little help here
dead chat
No
Farewell
Farewell
Mhm
hello
Mhm
G'day
G'day
Will I stop?
Wil I stop?
Yes
Hello
I came back
I came back
You have to die a few times before you can live
You have to die a few times before you can live
I uhh think I'm in the middle of something. There's really no need to-
So long

@uneven kernel
🙂
it can be possible if he typed here like 9 hours straight

how do ik? i did the same thing

lmao
How realistic do you think it would be to gain 27 levels in 9 hours? Come on...
Hello
it can be

Hello
You can gain a few levels sure IF you're low level already
if you would be here 9 hours straight and just chat

read pleaseee
Yes
And I disagree with that
and i do not
Why
You're over 50 so you should know
a
Stop spreading disinformation
bro what?
🙂
Well at least the chat is active again
i was prob 1st if it comes to gaining lvl in the server
Mission accomplished

I have chatted here for an hour here and I've not gained a single level since
Doing something wrong then?
Levels are gained by chatting. 20-25 XP is given every minute
Exactly
👍
Which is why I couldn't have got 27 levels in 9 hours
If it was xp per message then it would be easy
But no
you been here before that explains it
It's cool

helo tamado
h
hru fr
Gta 6
#🆘┃gta-6-discussions go there
Red dead redemption 3
fee'ing fat
your feeling fat?
Doesn’t work for me

yes
why?
no idea
fine with me ig
🙏🏻
thats the same shit i was saying

still hopped out from my bed like 40 min later
I’m at work
hope everything went smoothly
Terrific

Pudding
Rando
Hello
Hello
Hai
Hey hey hey
Well
Servers down?
Of course not
They are though
Seems to be working fine
Well server is down
Not for me so uhh
No
See ya
If you know the answer then why ask in the first place?
Rhetorical question:
I don't know why they are down
But they're not 😭
I am literally driving my pegassi osiris through blane county rn so theyre not
You're probably just having connectivity issues
Indeed
Who up granding they theft auto?
Yep
im up slaying they spire
No
No
@bitter apex
I have joined a discord guild with afformentioned tag
Who even are you and why are you pinging me
Oh
How do I join it?
Hench
You're still here
Good
Jarvis, give this man testicular tortion
secret
Im fighting against tyranny in sniper ghost warrior 3 so no
Test 123
Just rolled a new GTA online account. Looking for folks to group with with and play
Hey @tender bane, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1345458996848365618
#☝lfg-info
Mhm
Anybody playing on pc rn?
No
Good to see you again
And you are?
Who tf is that
Come on gta 😭 🙏
Well yeah I’m going to forget a random who I have no DMs with
Hey have you noticed that new messenger AI might actually be clifford?
The logos are almost identical
then whos lester the molester?
Pablo
@lavish flame hi pookie.
Idk yet
Lmao.
There's a shit ton of AI
Yeah but this one has almost identical logo
Obviously they do
who tryna help me and angel get battlefield 4 trophies
Which one?
You saying prefer implies you also dont mind men
You can't just say "this one"

Messenger
Meta AI or something like that
But
mhm sure


TGG 😩
Im not gay but... boys 🤤
Leave me alone.
What
ping him so he can see your into him
No thanks.
lol your funny let’s explore each others body’s
So true hench so true
Bro stop talking to me idek who you are random
lmfao
Fucking weirdo
If anyone wants to play gta online, add me on social club SunnyFrosty.
😢
Bye.
😿
Anyways
Apparently he knows me when I have no DMs with him 💀💀
Yeah your getting a block
everyone knows you dawg
Relax
Lmfao tbf
I'm just joshing with you
How sensitive do you have to be to block someone over a few innocent messages
I mean honestly
Abyway
So long
So true hench so true
Yasinn I stg 😭
Why does yasinn get to say that but not me
Don’t return it’s for the best 🙏🙏
greater good for other generations
your favorite thing to do
😭 🙏
Welp
idk wut you mean
mhm sure
even you said sure
thats means im innocent
its 40 celius
it isnt even summer yet
come visit egypt !! so fun and amazing !
nty
fun
u wanna come melt
also get 31 feels like 40 here
in egypt
Touch snow
@modest wigeon hi
in poland we have max to like 20-23
celsius
Dam
i wish to interact with snow one day
go to google and search "snow"
dont u have snwo in poland 😭
never seen it in real life....
except in ski egypt
yea we do have snow
If you use a computer irl you will see it
Tbf
True
a computer irl?
clifford?
do u think im texting from my fridge
i wouldnbt have been complaining so much about the heat would i
dawg im texting from my microwave
😭
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 🥶
Well idk 😭😭😭
I’m on a Nintendo switch rn trust
im using my samsung smart fridge
1 or 2?
damn rich
did you guys ever jailbreak a ps4
Rich people am I right?
yeah ive played roblox jailbreak on ps4
2 I got it early trusttt
are you texting from your toilet?
early access?
You could say that
no wayy
no 😭 like jailbreak the console
i agree
yeah but the chances are fucking astronomically low
chances of wut?
of getting a hyperchrome
oh
Oh?
"low" refers to servers with low population aka priv servers
mmmm gambling
like roblox games cangrow gambling addictiosn to kids
love to see the chances
yes
Indeed
and bee farm too
games from preston are literal pure gambling games
bee swarm is pretty fun
like imo its a sim game that actually gets it right
not again
I'm back
diddler aint catching me a second time
i stopped playing roblox because it feels edgy 💀
Lmao
what happened the first time..
im here tho
It was not fun...

Dead cat
u wanna be caught with tamado
Hoping rockstar gives us a gta every decade
A man can dream
check your dms
mhm make it quick
💀 like youre used to it
sup liberals
No politics in this server
you're
Everything is political nowadays
elmao
You can't escape politics my boy
My toast isnt
I swear to god, it's getting harder and harder to resist using a mod menu for gta online on pc. Everytime I try to do a mission i get booted out of a lobby.
No mini modding but your doing that’s so shush 
whatt if i come visit you with a bat at 3 am with "youre" written on it
preach brother
Pc multiplayer gaming is such a cesspit.
I'm administrating
you're is correct spelling
This has been true for a while
im on pc...
so?
Casual PC multiplayer has been ruined for a while
Which is warn and muteable so I wouldn’t
im also on pc
i cant find a physics revision
I'm making a citizens arrest on you
😭
actually when im correcting you, im correcting on which word you're using not the spelling 
stfu nerd
no one asked
no
Pc gaming is completely undesirable in 2025. It's not even financially feasible to be playing games when most games run like shit on mid range hardware and most graphics cards are overexpensive.
Lol I know the feeling

That's why I'm on console
And the fact that pc players have the audacity to defend pc gaming is absurd.
i dont want to pay to play i game i already own online
pc is better(my opinion)
aint u on pc 😭
agree
Yes I'm on pc and i fucking hate it.
rtx is such a buzzword
why?
pay the rtx tax
Read my message from too
Top*
And you'll see
what gpu/cpu u got
Do you pc players realise how much of an insane value consoles bring?
ik i wanna know both
It's not that great but still I'm able to play the games I want b
what cpu u got
i have its cheaper brother. the 5700xt
Ryzen 5 5600x
No, they wanted to know what you had
u have a decent pc btw
rtx 50 series jus came this year
its just optimization is shit these days
though the overexpensive GPU and CPU doesnt affect me as much because i dont play intensive games
Exactly.
be aware you have to buy a subscription just to play games online
you have a pc?
Devs don't insentivise pc gaming, why would you expect me as a consumer to stay on a platform that's not even prioritised by developers.
I'm so fed up.
Gamepass is dirt cheap.
for me na
are you gonna buy zimbabwean xbox account?
A large pepperoni pizza costs more
Tf
Than gamepass
Gamepass is actually great
u dont know?
Compared to PS+
Don't know what
we sell and buy different region accounts here to get cheaper deals
Pc gaming peaked in 2012.
Oh, that sucks
I'd rather buy a game on my acc and keep it forever
Ohhh

How do I get a gta vi account
LMAO
idk when you know tell me
I've never bought an acc
gta 6 isnt out yet is it
Don't even get me started on unreal engine 5.
When it is
It's the 5th one
UE5 is the blight of pc gaming.
If you wanna get started go to unreal engine 1
ohhh. there r people that sell accounts here in egypt . they jsut buy the game from the turkish store
I'm not in Egypt though
i am, i can buy the accounts
Is there like a website or smth
Gta online pc be like: Be me, lvl 20, get out of your office and instantly see a kosatka flying across the maze bank tower while a modder from some armpit in Europe spams "lol get rekt" on chat.
please stop yapping!
nono its vendors that sell on facebook, and u pay by egyptian methods too
u rarely find any1 having a website
theyre gonna sell in EGP not USD
I don't have any EGP or USD
where are you from?
England
I feel like danny g rn. "It's fucking shit living in Birmingham. I fucking hate it here"
I can back this up
im telling u its for egyptians not others 😭
Don't know why I went to Birmingham out of all places
Bro
So they are racist?
I'm joking
did u date mo salah
ik dw
That could be challenging
Yeah.
Then i reported her to the immigration office cus she was from Pakistan.
And left.
So let's say hypothetically they have a good deal on gta 6, could you buy an account and I buy it from you
💀
That is class
hypothetically thats if i have a way to recieve the money
egypt closed all international transactions
Hypothetically what if someone invented online banking or apps similsr
Oh
isnt like most of the people in the uk pakistanis?
i actually dont lol
Yes.
Oh.
i can join public sesh and private without vpn
u use vpn when playin with another egyptian
not with a non egyptian
Hi
Don't you guys get your internet cut off whenever there's a riot?
Tf going on in egypt
Pyramids
Curse of the pharaohs out to get you?
buying of property
Count your days.

is that a threat?
Dont threaten kaso waso
havent seen riots so idk
Yes
Pirmid
it always puts m,e in south american gta servers 💀

hi

I got scammed in Egypt dawg.
Good
Those guys charged me $1000 for a camel ride b
😭
Lmao
they did NOT
They did.
here comes the money!
Tf
Cool story but I. Couldn’t give a flying toss about it

Then they ended up taking us to a market where they peer pressured us into buying some fake ass arab shawl.
where that fatass called pig
u didnt even come to egypt before did u

I did.
Asleep
lurking mod!
Scary
wake him up then
Hello fatty
Oh there's a mod?
Wsg
Nono im just a regular guy, dont mind me
n word!
Bet
Kebab ban him
No its a new nickname my irl friends gave me
Shush
Nm wbu
we have falafel in egypt wanna come try
Well can i call you kebab
U should be asleep judge
Still in bed lmao
can i call you
I ate falafel not long ago habibi
Nah I. Good
LAZY
Maybe next time
I woke up from bed 30mns ago
Gorilla Cock.
😭😭😭
falafel is eaten on breakfast or on friday
can i not cal you
@plain inlet

???
Falafel as breakfast naaaah
Fun fact: gorillas have tiny penis because other gorillas tend to bite it off during fights.
do u eat it as dinner
But they have huge balls.
can i text u
How do you know have u seen them
Yes.
he may have
In zoo.
I eat it occasionally, mostly lunch but sometimes dinner
I eat it very rarely tho
aw nah 💔
Not all spots know how to make good falafel
Habibi im not in egypt
where are you from
Also, an elephant penis on average is 5ft in length.
Im in italy
i can tell
So if you're under 5ft, you're smaller than elephant penis.
ohhhh
bro are you obessed with dicks?
egyptians make falafel shops there? 💀
@plain inlet i think we found someone like you
i think he is
I only found like 2 spots that know how to make good falafel
???????
Some of them
p e n i s
sunny is obessed with dicks

since when was i obsessed with dicks
say wallah
lol
Show me the femboy.
Says the French
U are hot
💀
@lavish flame
im into women
women*
Clenching my cheeks as we are speaking
this aint even weird in this chat for them
my name out of ur tongue boy
@lavish flame accept friend request.
you think i like it when you do that to me 🤨
yep im disabling everything
Afternoon
from the server
woah
Doing well, you?
even me? 😦
doing good aswell 
Good to hear
no
damn

no
that was a fast unsend ngl
please
whats the price
...Should I see myself out?
fuck off
See me

180 degree spread
fuck off
for eternity

Hi
Can I buy you with that money
@bitter apex yo
You are back again
leave me alone
You what
You heard me
I will haunt you in your dreams
how tf are u level 30 didnt u just get unbanned
No it’s a cute ask
Would you like it if I come in your dreams
hench blew the mods for levels
true
Oh I wish I was a mod
gay
I said some homophobic shit and they did not like it
I’ll blow you
yeah sometimes u gotta watch what u say and think about it before u hit send
Who is bro
I said shit about npcs
Or be me and don’t think at all
I mean it was deserved tbf
if u wanna be banned sure
You was hating on gay npcs
Still do but won’t say it again
some opinions are not meant to be shared
u can think whatever u like
I share a lot of opinions
Mods so touchy dude
but expressing some opinions is not welcome
That’s what i said about gay people😭
not our problem yall break the rules
tamado likes it
but anyway moving on
fuck off
Who @
@clear tiger
On King David
@clear tiger
@narrow falcon
@clear tiger
ausie xuckt
He be calling all of u offenders
Xuckt
