#💬┃gorilla-chat
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?afk @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo
@lusty atlas I set your AFK: @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo @unreal echo
Cleared AFK status for peppa4eyes.
Mmmm
Crazy
Idk
VERY 😏
Is it methanphetamines
No I smoke weed
Or the mary j Watson
I smoke weed and sell feet pics to sustain my habit
What
Easy
Bro I thought that was a joke
Do people actually do that
What a world we live in
That's not the only thing I sell
Good for you I guess
Prescription pills?

oh my goodness gracious
Link in DMS?
No like I spilt oil on my balls and I dropped a match
Help
No, but thanks 
Last time I try to do an oil change
I didn’t get my sauces and onion rings
That's crazy
Tauriel has weed if you want it
Yes pls
I'm so sorry 😔
marijuana
I will share weed
lol
No it's the mary J watson

Is it as good as chocolate milkshakes
Cos that's a high bar
As high as you are rn
Substances are great!
Wellllllll chocolate milkshakes are best enjoyed with marijuana so hard to say
If you’re not abusing them are you even living
I abuse substances for burning my dinner
One without the other is just not as good
What if I smoke chocolate milkshakes and drink weed
Then you get syphilis
Isn't that what pirates get
One must imagine syphilis happy
Wait no that's scurvy
Nox is now the funniest mod btw
He has the best jokes
It's that an STD?
Nox needs to be BANNED
Frfr
Dam bro

I can’t stop giggling to his jokes
They are called STIs now
Sexually transmitted infections?
Did you lose a bet where you have to glaze him
No
He’s just actually funny
Chat I gotta go
Nox is my goat
Yeah something like that idk
I seriously get on GTA these days and sit in the pool
hi pig
Next year
Hi there Nox is the funniest
I play golf
And tennis

Gahhh
I'm level 48 or 49 
didn't even max my stats yet
Play gta 6 underwater
Level up and get some BITCHES 😹
Bro how
Sorry Nox
fresh start on a new plat.
Ohhh
I meant in game dumbo
There's a lot of pools
You ninny
No play gta 6 underwater
I like the casino pool tho
Idk
It's an infinity pool
Why not go outside
There's pook out there probably
It's cold at night still
Damn I've said pook so much it auto corrects it
Unsolicited cat Pic Jumpstart
My phone knows me too well
I also don't have a pool
Don't say it mate
I dreamt about getting a pool and then thought about the maintenance and changed my mind
Isn't there a public one
Every town in Australia pretty much has a public pool
Just pointing out something type shit
They're a lot of work tbh
Ok goodnight guys! Sleep well
Like there's way too many
Goodnight piggy
Yeah but I can't get in that one naked
?afk @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle
@lusty atlas I set your AFK: @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle @small needle
Fun.
One time I dreamt of waking up, going to school, coming home and then I actually woke up confused as hell
Cleaning up like debris and stuff I imagine would get annoying
Sure you can
Just be confident
And body positive
I could but SOME people would be mad
Well you CAN
Fs
I'm sure the judge would understand
Before you either get kicked out or arrested
Arrested for public nudity
Public indecency public schlecensy

Just let me show everyone my weeny like Ong
Public pelvic thrusting
HUH
You heard me
No one wanna see that millimeter defeater
Everything reminds me of him 💀
Aussie Weeny934
Bro what
Dw abr it

Even the urinal? 😂
jajaja especially the toilets
Man ts is so ass lowkey felt better before I ate 
Jar jar?
Binks
It's laughing in some languages
sybau 🥀
see my previous message above
Love you
Hate you
Love youuuu 💖
loov u 
It's time for another rosin ripper
Man this song is fire
How high are you
Very
@clear tiger
Tamado is tryna get in my pants 🥺
Gotta ping anyone that sends that gif
And that it's a bit relatable frfr
Since waking up?
Don't forget to drink water
Literally
I have a 64oz water bottle right next to me
I swing both ways and I'm still missing 🙏
What's that in L
Hmmm 🤔
27 L
That's a lotbof liquid
That's like applying to McDonald's and getting denied
😂
Like how you even do it
I'm american you can't expect me to know that lmao
That's also quite heavy
Oz to L?
That's like the size of a bathtub
Fr?
It's like
hi
So the size of a large sink 😡
I've never seen a sink that large
true
And then applying to kfc and getting denied
Like how you failing so bad bruh
Wait
He was like tower eiffel but like 10x freakier
He was too freaky for me
That's like saying "Damn this guy is too gay for me"
Lol trust me it was bad
No such thing.
He is in the gay guys server
So he is
So are you
THIS is the gay guys server
Bro I fucking miss placed my foot in the middle of a staircase and fell down like 5 steps and then rolled both my ankles and then caught myself on the railing
bro what are you 67?
fucking look where u walk
I hope she didn't see it
I already got no chance but if she did I'll have even less of a chance
i once crashed my car in a parking lot when i saw my friend who was also my crush
last week of school
¯_(ツ)_/¯
tonoda
in my defence she was in a black dress
That's crazy
She wants you bro
Showing off for you fr
nah
shes taller than me
its never gonna happen
she does take me shopping every other day
idk
They said texting and driving wasn't safe... I guess texting and walking is pretty bad too
I wasn't texting
My phone was in my pocket
Walking and seeing her is apparently my kryptonite
Honestly, it could happen to any of us
Yall got crushes?
yeah
I probably shouldn't share this, but I actually fumbled a girl in 8th grade, it was bad lol
i still have a crush on my 7th grade crush im graduating college now
😔
and we are still friends
because i dont have the balls to ask her out
and im in masters fyi
not even B.E.
That's crazy, how long have you been going to the same schools?
1st grade
💀
altho she does know that i "used" to have a crush on her
No way she's still single by accident
idk
we do hangout daily, shopping and stuff
just me and her
idk
Yah why
that's honestly wild.
Nah nothing
Nah fr
im too scared to loose her as a friend
If I'm counting correctly, that's at least 14 years?
Bro I'm helping my best friend get a girl and holy shit you've fumbled more than him
yeah maybe more
10+4+2
16
years
rushing can be a fumble
Nah wtf
Wow
16 years is the time in which a lot of people start dating, get engaged, married, have kids
And he hasn't even asked her out
Like damn bro
but rarely do they meet in 1rst grade when this happens..
I have had so many girls that i could have dated but i dint because i cant
So you couldn't have
it feels wrong
Exactly, 16 years is just wild to think about
¯_(ツ)_/¯
road ain't over yet
Bro he hasn't even turned onto the road at this point
wdym
Bro shes waiting for you to ask her out you twat
While you're busy thinking about girls and doing adult stuff. others are more interested in Learning and doing kid stuff.
to each their own
No I'm more interested in her and race cars
That's it
there you have it.
Not plural
nah, if that was the case she would have told me, she has told me a lot of things bluntly to help me out, that is not one of them
Doesn't change the facts
Because that's a different type of thing
shes more dominating as a person than me to be fair
Bro where is this going
very boy-ish

Might as well call you Hellen Keller because you're missing all the signs
☠️
shit tanked after the delay news
so now i have like 50k in my bank account from the esops
20k saved up
i gotta save up another 10
Buy a Porsche 944 turbo
for a house
my dad has cars for me to joyride to be fair
he has his old porsche
930
I require immediate pictures
turbo
ill send when i go back to my home country

but its very hard to control that mf
How do you not have pictures of your dads Porsche
because he just got it
CGT say what?
Oh now I get it
Never would have guessed that's what he retired from
got a porsche and drives my mom around daily
Daily driving a Porsche is the dream
Only if she beside me tho
But still the dream
and for some reason my mom enjoys it but earlier she used to hate it
I'm not really a car guy but what year is that 930 from?
Damn
She probably only saw the pricetag at first 
Nah fr tho
And then she heard the guttural growl
Those old Porsches can go for a lot of money if they're well kept
No shit
my mom is a surgeon she doesnt give a fuck about pricetags her salary is enough lol
That's like saying an f40 is worth some money if it's in one piece
Aye man I'm a new car guy
Bro how did we get from girls to the Porsche 930 Turbo
I ain't saying I don't like where it's going but still
Oh yeah
Ask her out bro
Or you're fumbling
Leave him be. If he wants to he will.
💀
Nah just recently I don't have any crushes
☠️
Good luck even buying a porsche, pretty much all the porsches are so overinflated due to high demand and social media
Some men die of thirst while others drown in the pacific ocean
my dad got it from a friend of his
Nah fr tho
who works at a dealership
thats cause its his friend and probably got it for a really good deal
Hes waiting for a road sign to direct him to her house
yeah set him back 100k
listen dude
Sorry
i dont wanna ruin the friendship
Im just in shock
idk if she will say yes or no
Bro she dont care about the friendship
We're just messing with ya lol
I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown
i dont think a 1st grader will bother being friends for 16 years for waiting me to ask her out
Youd like that you little freaky
Wdym by that
I kinda want to share a story about how I fumbled a girl in 8th grade
🤨
Bro rephrase this
It sounds like youre asking out a first grader
I didn't fumble but got a nuke dropped on me in 9th
wha
That was fun
You know what actually, the same thing happened to me
You could have said i dont think she would have waited 16 years but you called her a first grader
But I won't go into detail on that
to be fair even if i assume she liked me 16 years is way too long to deprive yourself of romance
but i did the same thing im saying is wrong
i havent.
dang.
I mean it wasnt 16 years starting in first grade
16 years in and still nothing 🔥
If I was in your situation I probably would've just moved
There's no point in being friends with your crush if she doesn't feel the same about you
Thats not the way to think about it
So what is the way to think about it?
As a wise girl once said "it hurts to be something, it's worse to be nothing"
no no i have a crush on my friend
im not friends with my crush
That way you lose her entirely
Thats worse
u have it wrong
How's that different?
i was friends with her since 1st, my crush developed in 4th
Because
Oh gotcha
:(
He'll stop harassing you for the time being
But still, if she knows that you once had a crush on her, and your feelings are still there and she doesn't feel the same, then I'd probably just dip
have u not had any innocent female interactions in school lol
Grew up in a very religious school, boys and girls had to like social distance
in my defence she had a crush on me too but not at the same time
and that was back in my peak nerd era
where i was valedictorian, i have no clue how that happened but it did
and no she doesnt know that the feelings still exist
Wow
me when the pastor seperates the boys 😼
could be worth discussing

But like 9 years of it has made me very stiff and awkward when interacting with girls
she does bring it up time to time
last time she brought it up was 1 week ago
when i was with her shopping for clothes
found some more gta 6 pictures from some files. not in game screenshots, but still
(i have 0 dressing sense so she picks my clothes)
Wrong chat lol
One time, but he was my bf so it worked out
sorry
Lol
Also was?
hmmm
people break up
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
🫡
I don't want to pry, but how do you hold back from telling her how you feel?
Gyatdamn my handwriting sucks
me too dw
Yeah he was so freaky he couldn't help but try and get with other girls 😄
It's barely legible
Damn
this cd bangs
Honestly that's like my biggest fear in a relationship
somewhere it does eat me from the inside but, the part of my mind that doesnt want to loose her is stronger than the part which wants her
so i just dont ask her out
because i love meeting her and hanging out
and if shes happy, im happy either way
damn.
im sorry for everyone here
hope u all find someone that's the best <33
i want my first gf to be my last
Yeah same
Have either of you been with other people while friends?
its no fun to have many exes
Never been in a relationship and everyone around me seems to be in a happy one
she was once in 10th, i had my first kiss with her so i have been cold turkey but in 10th we were like in different countries and the dude she dated dint work out ended after 2 months
So like sometimes it got me thinking like
So you've kissed her already?
we were drunk she kissed me
we dint speak about it
mutualy agreed it was us being drunk af
moved on
I just kiss myself
That's wild
Really good
There's way too much tension there
yeah well another factor is that our entire friendgroup is based around me and her
behold the friendgroup
its just everyone chilling
and everyone knows everyone else in person
its that big
True frfr
I think that's enough internet for me tonight lol
wot
Shat was that gif
@clear tiger why
It didn't load
it was a girl pulling up her skirt
😈
to show her thong
Is it the blue dress
I'm bad
yes
Michael jackson?!
@brittle creek
Please don't, I just finished washing my eyeballs
checked pinged msg
And....?
@plain inlet
?
he's 16, be careful
I'm 15 3/4
wjhat
That's my body count
On Fortnite
thats why i said be careful
decrease the last digit by one and ull be correct
Wait how old are you man?
22
No way, I turn 22 this year
its not something to be happy about
A bit random but reminds me of the ⅗ compromise
Really?
Average per match?
I have never won a fortnite match
yeah never mind i fucking hate it here
well
I've won a couple
On nb though
Don't like builds
i like when my insta feed switches to cute cat edits
I played fortnite once, and I haven't played it since out of fear that I'd become a tryhard
Waduh orang itu telah kutuk kita semua
bros malay
❌
what if u wake up and u realize u are just lego qui gon jinn
Why does it take so long to load online on pc??
Have you tried logging into online thru story mode?
Much faster
I’m stuck on ‘entering online’ screen
first boot?
Can I play rockstar game launcher and still use controller??
u can use controler on pc
Mhmm
That's a lot of kills
Ok I can’t use controller on pc ffs
is there a proper list of todays bonuses ?
Bring back chat
Legalize anabolic steroids

Anybody wanna talk about this
Lucky no one was looking
Hehehehe
It's nice huh 😊

Only 10?
Finishing just in 1 min doesnt bring fun
Thank you, thank youuu 😄
@uncut pike revive chat
Gooners
I mean
You can only hold it for 10?
Ok hol up
Are you Radio Player?
We will find out
Didnt think so
Wtf
DAMN
@clear tiger do you have $54 aud
please
i need war thunder planes
there on sale
Adding to the memory
So u can send nsfw in chat and then delete it
ill send you real feet pics if you buy me smth 🙏
What'd I miss
pop out at 1 didnt work 😦
I can tell you in dms
Hide. Big Dick Randy AND << PACKGOD are after you now.
Oh mein gyatt
Fuck this man
your about to get molested by BDR and packed by PACKGOD
so @clear tiger is it a no for trading feet pics for war thunder planes

Oh my
I love looking at boys feet omg
Fair
That was sarcasm
is that a yes (i will seriously send feet pics for the plane)
fuck
Hell nah
Tauriel is going crazy when no mods around
Oh this is nothing
the mods are scared of tauriel
I want to see more
Send me a picture of your mother at Stonehenge

Of course you horny cunt
Then you'll have whatever you want
stonehenge????
Fuck you

Yeah looks like you guys are going on vacation
do you accept photoshop
Keep your hormones in check
Chill out😭 🙏
(I'm barely controlling mine 🙏)
No
Imagine finishing in school
The project ofc
No
what abt chocolate milk
I'm not THAT out of control
I need that

ill mail you some
When you're willing to do that lol
ill put a goldfish in the milk to make sure it doesnt expire on the way to you
I don't have the bravery to do that 💀
But in home then its 100% fine
How abt in public
Yeah so you can study hard
HUH
@clear tiger what if i send you pictures of my cats feet for the plane
Studying hard or studying while hard
You can be both
Is it 2 am there
Yup
9 am
Well not immediately to sleep 😄
i just spent $55 on a war thunde rplane
idk if my war thunder or gambling addiction is worse
there are war thunder gooner skins
for the planes tho
How are you still alive
WHAT
Chat is going wild while no mods around
I swear
Or so you think
2/10 wouldnt recommend
hi

I got none
@lavish musk
unofficially hundreds
Crazy iykyk
maybe even half the country of belgium
Barely living
Take some for sleep
Some what for sleep
Or take a pill that will force you to sleep
Melatonin?
Oh fuck 🥴
bro is getting laid multiple times a night
Huh
Nutting couple times a night
that is why you dont sleep im assuming
Wront
Ik you're lurking from now frfr
only a couple?
WHAR
is it double money on the finale or just the missions you can replay for dr dre guys???
To wut
the actual finale pays 2 mil this entire week
the cutscenes are so long tho
damn 2mil a contracts thats crazy
you got negative stamina
is it worth grinding?
nuh uh
absolutely, just grind it in between cayo cooldowns
i just found out the entire trailer was recorded on a ps5
takes like an hour total to do
but yeah the 5 minute unskippable cutscene is annoying
which vehicle?
It is what it is
is wear its like 15m
is ther hsw upgrade on legacy
to his thigh thighs
Tamados?
with what car
i mean what
hello
mk2
no
Everyone saw your thunder thights
Thanks I guess
WHAT
true
Wut?
He got hacked again
tamado himself did it
damn

Who?
Who?
dxsozn?
No fucking way he got hacked
I have a message
Tauriel says to release your inner freak. Be yourselves and don't let anyone hold you back
Tauriel got muted and warned?
@high hound
Trabesi is AFK:
- 2 days ago
somebody needs to hold ur back while releasing their inner freak though
All this freak talk is
stop holding back and finish wut you started
This has 2 meanings
tamado is turned on

No proof
wearing thigh thighs
Thunder*
lol
How is bro molested
what event did u win
Selfie in gta
damn
3 random spots
🤫





